Where to Poop Outside? And other FAQ's About the Colorado Trail
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WHERE TO POOP OUTSIDE?
AND OTHER F.A.Q.’S
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Are you a human?
Yes
No
Are you backpacking or camping?
YesNo
Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.
Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.
Are you a dog?
Are you a horse?
Are you a cow?
Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag
Yes
No
YesYes
No
No
Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.
Are you a bear?
Yes
AWESOME
No
Are you a mountain lion?
YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.
NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes
Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com
Are you a human?
Yes
No
Are you backpacking or camping?
YesNo
Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.
Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.
Are you a dog?
Are you a horse?
Are you a cow?
Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag
Yes
No
YesYes
No
No
Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.
Are you a bear?
Yes
AWESOME
No
Are you a mountain lion?
YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.
NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes
Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com
Are you a human?
Yes
No
Are you backpacking or camping?
YesNo
Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.
Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.
Are you a dog?
Are you a horse?
Are you a cow?
Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag
Yes
No
YesYes
No
No
Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.
Are you a bear?
Yes
AWESOME
No
Are you a mountain lion?
YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.
NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes
Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com
Are you a human?
Yes
No
Are you backpacking or camping?
YesNo
Dig a tiny gravesite for your poop: Dig a hole 6 inches down and put your poop in the bottom.
Please don’t poop outside if you can help it.
Are you a dog?
Are you a horse?
Are you a cow?
Poop anywhere; make sure your human collects and saves your poop in a plastic bag
Yes
No
YesYes
No
No
Cool. Just poop in the middle of the trail and leave it.
Are you a bear?
Yes
AWESOME
No
Are you a mountain lion?
YesCool. Anywhere is fine. Please don’t rip my face off.
NoAre you a snake?EEEWWWWWW Yes
Borrowed and adapted from the hilarious adventure blog, semi-rad.com
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