Listen up sandhya menon

Here is what HIMANSHI’s gotta say…….!!!

Murphy's lawSo listen up once upon a time there was

this dude EDWARD MURPHY doing some fancy experiment thingy about deceleration a person can stand in a crash.

but that’s not for you the important thing is what he said :"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong“but in the coming slides you will see other forms of it and what to do when I am not around and you get all hyperventilated.

Rule 1

If anything can go wrong, it willHimanshi says: It can and It should because you never know what good it will bring.And it will happen at the most inopportune time; it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it but how does that matter.When you tumble over you know where not to tumble over the next time you get walking.

Rule 2

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first to go wrong.

Himanshi says : but there is nothin irreversible you know, you can always buck up who knows the next time you do it; you get better with every try.So put that gloom away and start working cause the time you waste in regret is a time you could have utilized to begin again.

Rule 3

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develophimanshi says: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others but that’s the fun of doing things and I call it the joy of screwing up things *RELAX*

Rule 4

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

that’s why you have himanshi telling you this : no you cannot be storm from X-Men and control weather nooo….that will be ridiculous and the white hair would not suit your fair complexion.So I know you are always careful and stuff but gurl a little dehumidification never hurts. You got the brains implement innovate and conquer em all MYCOTAS \m/

Rule 5

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

now himanshi doesn’t want you to doubt yourself she just wants you to go over the shit once more and do it without getting all worked up. You know how the silly fungi might act and then things you cannot see are a total pain. So REVISE *p.s – I know this whole thing seems so funny coming from me I know the feeling is mutual*

Rule 6 Nature always sides with the hidden flaws that never stay hidden for long also Mother nature is a bitch; not an obedient one at that for sureso since you know its not just the white pig you are against, you have a whole battalion of bad instruments , fucked up incubators and terrible contaminating storage space. You gotta buckle up and hey if you quit and be sad it will not be easier it would just create a pile of even bigger fuck up’s

P.s – I think my black side is emerging :P I love sayin the f word ya sistahhh..!!

Himanshi's Law of Thermodynamics

Things get worse under pressure

  that’s why himanshi says: Nothing makes a situation worse than basing your actions on fear, anger, or frustration. If something bad happens to you, you will have these emotions whether you’re aware of them or not. They will also influence your thinking and behavior whether you’re aware of it or not. Rule of thumb: the less aware you are of your feelings, the more vulnerable you are to them influencing you. Don’t flinch or overreact—be patient, keep breathing, and pay attention.Are you doin this right now…!!!!!

The Himanshi Philosophy

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

This is a personal favorite because you know we have seen much worse than this and if we haven’t….do not disappoint yourself nature is there to remind us constantly of all the shit that can take place hasn’t actually taken place the best of shit is yet to come.So next time you tell that fuck up PMSing BITCH- surprise me ;)..!!!!! And if I had dimples like you damn I would smile all day :P oh wait I do smile mostly :P and no I won’t call you demented if you do :P

Quantization Revision of Himanshi’s Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

I mean how can you not let everything go wrong for once. *control freak* ….let it all fall. I’d say screw things up once so that you know that’s not the right way to do it.

I drew inspiration from edison and well arjun rampal on how not to do it…!!!

now enough with laws…this is what you gotta do…!!!!

Plan of action just because someone else thinks the sky has fallen

doesn’t mean that it has. evaluate : is this really a problem at all? Whose

problem is it? How much is at risk or may need to change because of this situation: 5%? 20%? 90%?

Put things in perspective. Will anyone die because of this mistake (you’re not a brain surgeon, are you?)? Will any cities be leveled? Plagues delivered on the innocent?

Get thinking rather than reacting. Work to eliminate assumptions. Make sure you have a tangible understanding of what’s gone wrong and its true impact.

Then, prioritize: emergency (now!), big concern (today), minor concern (this or next week), bogus (never). Know how long your fuse is to respond and prioritize this new issue against all existing work. If it’s a bogus issue, make sure whoever cried wolf learns some new questions to ask before raising the red flag again.  

Once you have done that Now that you know something about the

problem, you might really get upset (“How could those idiots let this happen!?”).

• Find a way to express emotions safely: scream at the sky, eat as much sweets as you want, or talk to moi or your parents. Please don’t break things :P .But do express them creatively.

• Get the right people in: Any major problem won’t impact you alone. Identify who else is most responsible, knowledgeable, and useful (you know who I am talking about right)and get them in together straight away. Consult.

lastly

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are

so ingenious.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of

the bread to butter.

A falling flask will always land where it can do the most

damage.

A shatterproof Borosil glassware will always fall on the only

surface hard enough to crack or break it.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna

happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

Thank you for being so patient menon !!!