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Ingredients½ oz orange vodka½ oz Grand Marnier4 oz red wineSplash simple syrupSplash pineapple, orange and cranberry juiceLemon-lime sodaGarnish: skewer of lime, orange, pineapple and a maraschino cherry

DirectionsFill a 12-ounce glass with ice. Pour in orange vodka, Grand Marnier and red wine. Add a splash of simple syrup, followed by pineapple juice, orange juice and cranberry juice. Shake, thenjJust before serving, add a splash of lemon-lime soda and garnish with a maraschino cherry and a skewer of lime, orange and pineapple.

IngredientsRaspberry Infused Simple Syrup:1 cup sugar1 cup water2 cups raspberriesRaspberry Mojito2 lime slices, cut into wheel shape1 sprig fresh mint2 oz white rum½ oz raspberry liqueurIce cubes, as neededRaspberry, for garnish

DirectionsTo make the simple syrup: In a saucepan com-bine the sugar and water and cook over medium heat until the sugar dissolves. Remove from the saucepan from the heat and add in the raspber-ries. Allow the mixture to steep for at least one day. The simple syrup will keep up to 2 weeks in the refrigerator.To make the raspberry mojito: In a cocktail shak-er, muddle or crush the lime and mint leaves. Add in ½ oz raspberry simple syrup, white rum and raspberry liqueur. Add ice, cover, shake, and then served

Ingredients1 oz melon liqueur1 oz peach schnapps1 oz vodkaOrange juicePineappleSplash cranberry juiceMaraschino cherry

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DirectionsFill a 12-ounce glass with ice. Pour in orange vodka, Grand Marnier and red wine. Add a splash of simple syrup, followed by pineapple juice, orange juice and cranberry juice. Shake, thenjJust before serving, add a splash of lemon-lime soda and garnish with a maraschino cherry and a skewer of lime, orange and pineapple.

IngredientsRaspberry Infused Simple Syrup:1 cup sugar1 cup water2 cups raspberriesRaspberry Mojito2 lime slices, cut into wheel shape1 sprig fresh mint2 oz white rum½ oz raspberry liqueurIce cubes, as neededRaspberry, for garnish

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Ingredients1 oz melon liqueur1 oz peach schnapps1 oz vodkaOrange juicePineappleSplash cranberry juiceMaraschino cherry

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News & StuffThe President's White House Photographer Tells How to Take a Picture

In its "How-To" issue, Bloomberg Business-week surveyed 46 experts for advice on such subjects as how to eat crow (a recipe), walk like a zombie, talk to a dictator, lie, and how to live on snacks.

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of Pete Souza, offi cial White House Photographer for President Obama, on how to take a picture might be the most helpful for budding photographers. His few easy suggestions may just turn you from an amateur to a savvy pro.* If there's clutter in the background step to the right or left until it's not in the picture. Take pictures from a higher or lower level so they look different. * Candids are more memorable than posed pictures. Watch and wait for an opportunity. * Get in close. Photos are more interesting when the subject, be it man, woman or cat, fi lls a good part of the frame. * Early morning and late afternoon light is best for taking pictures. Rain, snow or fog can lead to memorable shots. In sunlight, use your fl ash to fi ll in shadows and add a twinkle of light to the sub-ject's eyes.* The most important tip: have fresh batteries with you at all times. If your camera is out of juice or the memory card is full, you've missed the moment. * Keep your iPhone handy. He uses his to take shots on Air Force One and to grab shots of Bo.So grab your camera, get out there, and catch your next money shot!

It's The Year Of The Cicada!

15-Minute Refresher Nap with Coffee?If you need a quick recharge during your busy day,try this unusual method recommended by caring.com, the caffeine nap.

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Then, drink a cup of coffee. Seriously. After approximately15 or 20 minutes the coffee will help you wake up refreshed.

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Gun Owners Invest in Self-Defense InsuranceAll around America, gun shops have seen a sub-stantial increase in sales. People who never wanted a gun in the past have opted to purchase one before the new gun rules took effect.

Although, the questions on many of these new gun owners minds is whether their homeowners' insur-ance will cover them if they were to shoot in self-defense.

Generally, it won't. Most standard home and auto policies contain a liability clause that excludes coverage for injuries or damage caused by an intentional act such as fi ring a gun, even in self-defense. A few policies, however, have an exception for "self-defense" or "reasonable force." It covers "bodily injury resulting from the use of reasonable force by an insured to protect per-son's life or property." But the exception is rare.

National Rifl e Association coverage, underwritten by Lloyd's of London, offers two options. For $165 per year, a member re-ceives $100,000 in combined liability coverage for civil defense costs plus criminal defense reimbursement, if acquitted. For $254 annually, the combined coverage jumps to $250,000.

Self-Defense Shield protection offers three benefi t levels begin-ning at $127 and up. Insurers say the coverage is inexpensive because those who buy it aren't the kinds of people who typically have homeowners insurance.

Entomologists say there's a big brood of 17-year cicadas which have been biding their time under ground. According to these experts, the cicadas will emerge along the East Coast and pop up as far north as New York City.

The harmless, but loud insects will surface all the way from the Carolinas to the Hudson Valley of New York. The insects will emerge in the South in April and May and in the cooler Northern states during late May and June.


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One LinersExcuses are like asses everyone’s got em and they all stink.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmDrink 'till she's cute, but stop before the weddingI'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekShin: a device for fi nding furniture in the dark.An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

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Dear La La, I am in a relationship with a guy I truly believe I may be in love with. He is really close to his family and has shared with me that he plans to marry and raise a family close to his parents and siblings. I just got offered my dream job, but it is 3 states away! Do I sacrifi ce what I have worked so hard for or do I just take a deep breath and walk away?Hawaii Harriet

Dear Hawaii, Take the job. If you don’t, you’re going to always wonder, “what could have been,” and may even resent him down the road, if things work out. And what if things don’t work out?! Then it all would have been for nothing. You say you “may” be in love with this guy. If this was a certain thing, I wonder if you would be questioning to leave. Just some food for thought. Suggest to him to move with you, and tell him he can always come back if he really needs his family in close proximity. If he really cares for YOU, he should at least give it a try.

Dear La La, I have been dating this girl for about a month now and every time we have fooled around it has been dark in the room. So, the other day for the fi rst time she began undressing in front of me and there it was...a big hairy mole on her belly! I almost threw up in my mouth. Can I suggest that she go to a doc-tor and have that growth removed or would that come across as shallow? Ewwww, please help!Ground HogDear Hog, Dude, you’re an ass. This girl obviously is self con-scious about it, hence the dark lights. If you’re just in it to bang, you’re in no place to make suggestions to suit your superfi cial standards. Now, if you really dig this chick, I think you’ll eventual-ly fi nd that the “Holy Moley” will become less apparent once you fall for her more. Down the road, the topic of health and cancer prevention would be a more appropriate conversation.

Dear LaLa, My husband is constantly nagging me to give up my fl annel pajamas and head to Lovers Lane for something a bit sexier. I just don't really get the point. If "love is blind", then why do men love lingerie so much?Hunter JaneDear Jane, You’re over-analyzing this. You mean to tell me that when your hubby gets dressed up for a night out, you just go, “meh?” It’s nice to look at, yeah? Men are very visual creatures, and your husband is attracted to you! That’s awesome. Half of marriages end in divorce, and your guy still wants to see you all sexifi ed. It won’t kill you to do it, it will make him happy, and you may even come to fi nd that you enjoy how turned on he’s going to get. Plus, you’ll always have some collateral to get him to do things around the house.


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TAURUS: Getting along with teammates and working for a cause brings harmony and provides a higher sense of purpose. Finding meaning in your job is always impor-tant.

GEMINI: You sparkle and your eyes twinkle because you've got something magic up your sleeve. Everyone knows it and wishes they could be an insider and have a taste.

CANCER: Be careful what you say because others take your words at face value. Avoid embellishing the facts with your own information, which isn't necessarily factual.

LEO: Father's Day is the big event of June. Be sure to visit your dad, send a card or call. You might also remem-ber someone who has been a father fi gure during your lifetime.

VIRGO: Summer is upon us and you're suddenly ener-gized to get healthy and shed some pounds. It's a good idea in any month, especially before buying a swim suit.

LIBRA: Ah, lucky Libra, the stars shine brightly on you this month. But remember, to be lucky in love and in your job, you'll also have to add some effort of your own.

SCORPIO: Don't assume you can speak out of turn without it backfi ring. You could get a name for being in-discreet, especially if the information is highly-sensitive.

SAGITTARIUS: The song says, "Summertime and the livin' is easy," though it's not always that way. You can still arrange opportunities to get outside, relax and have fun.

CAPRICORN: Your future looks bright, but it's a com-petitive world out there and you might not achieve your goal this time. But it's coming, so keep on keeping on.

AQUARIUS: It's vacation time and you deserve some time off. Plan a break that's not stressful or unafford-able. Sometimes vacationing at home is the best treat of all.

PISCES: A few issues are pending that might be worri-some, but you should have favorable outcomes through the end of the year. Opportunities will be knocking at your door, so watch for them.

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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. Henry Ford, early 20th century industrialist

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Sabrina the psychic asks: Every time I read your column I get a special feeling about your aurora that makes me feel like you soul is touched by warmth and light. I would like for you to come in and see me so we can discuss this special place further.

Wino: Lady you sound to me like you are nuttier than a squirrel turd. But if you really want, I’ll come in and see you and I will show you a real warm special place and after about an hour of me spanking your behind aint no doubt in my mind we will both be seeing the light.

Jack the mechanic asks: I don’t suppose you have any advice for the Chicago Bears and their fans this season?

Wino: Another week, another boatload of bullsh*t. Let me ask you a question Jack. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Chicago Bears. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? I vote for animal rights.


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JUNE HOROSCOPEARIES: You can rely on intuition to handle a situation with your workers. Don't come across as rigid or infl exible or they'll think you're just making it all hard work.

TAURUS: Getting along with teammates and working for a cause brings harmony and provides a higher sense of purpose. Finding meaning in your job is always impor-tant.

GEMINI: You sparkle and your eyes twinkle because you've got something magic up your sleeve. Everyone knows it and wishes they could be an insider and have a taste.

CANCER: Be careful what you say because others take your words at face value. Avoid embellishing the facts with your own information, which isn't necessarily factual.

LEO: Father's Day is the big event of June. Be sure to visit your dad, send a card or call. You might also remem-ber someone who has been a father fi gure during your lifetime.

VIRGO: Summer is upon us and you're suddenly ener-gized to get healthy and shed some pounds. It's a good idea in any month, especially before buying a swim suit.

LIBRA: Ah, lucky Libra, the stars shine brightly on you this month. But remember, to be lucky in love and in your job, you'll also have to add some effort of your own.

SCORPIO: Don't assume you can speak out of turn without it backfi ring. You could get a name for being in-discreet, especially if the information is highly-sensitive.

SAGITTARIUS: The song says, "Summertime and the livin' is easy," though it's not always that way. You can still arrange opportunities to get outside, relax and have fun.

CAPRICORN: Your future looks bright, but it's a com-petitive world out there and you might not achieve your goal this time. But it's coming, so keep on keeping on.

AQUARIUS: It's vacation time and you deserve some time off. Plan a break that's not stressful or unafford-able. Sometimes vacationing at home is the best treat of all.

PISCES: A few issues are pending that might be worri-some, but you should have favorable outcomes through the end of the year. Opportunities will be knocking at your door, so watch for them.

Ask The Wino... Name: Jerry BurnsteinSmells Like: Chicken WingsLikes: Dancing naked with the windows openDislikes: Tofu and yoga

Shelton the student asks: I just found out my college roommate is gay and I feel a little weird sharing a room with him. You ever wor-ry about any of those guys you warm up to on cold nights?

Wino: Shelton what in carnation are you try-ing to say to me you little pecker head?! If you want to experiment with your buddy don’t go trying to poke around in my business. I don’t give a sh*t how cold it is, some dude comes rubbing up on me at night my ass is puckering up tighter that a camel’s butt in a sandstorm!

Sabrina the psychic asks: Every time I read your column I get a special feeling about your aurora that makes me feel like you soul is touched by warmth and light. I would like for you to come in and see me so we can discuss this special place further.

Wino: Lady you sound to me like you are nuttier than a squirrel turd. But if you really want, I’ll come in and see you and I will show you a real warm special place and after about an hour of me spanking your behind aint no doubt in my mind we will both be seeing the light.

Jack the mechanic asks: I don’t suppose you have any advice for the Chicago Bears and their fans this season?

Wino: Another week, another boatload of bullsh*t. Let me ask you a question Jack. You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the Chicago Bears. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? I vote for animal rights.


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1. Who were the "Founding Fathers"?a) The leaders of the American Revolution b) The signers of the Declaration of Independence c) The delegates to the 1787 Constitutional Convention?

2. In the Roman Catholic Church, who is the "Holy Father"?a) God b) Jesus c) The Pope

3. He is known as the "Father of History"…a) Pliny b) Herodotus c) Aristotle

4. In Greek myth, he is the "father of the universe"…a) Cronos b) Uranus c) Zeus

5. "Father Time" is also known as…a) St. Nicholas b) The Grim Reaper c) Daedalus

6. Who is considered "the Father of the Symphony"?a) Joseph Haydn b) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart c) Lud-wig van Beethoven

7. The "Our Father" is also called…a)The doxology b) The Kaddish c) The Lord's Prayer

8. Saint Nicholas, the martyr behind the "Father Christmas" myth, is from…a) Asia Minor b) The Netherlands c) England

9. To whom does the term "Great White Father" refer?a) Santa Claus b) The Pope c) The U.S. president

10. Who is often called the "Father of Medicine"?a) Demosthenes b) Hippocrates c) Galen

1. The delegates to the 1787 Constitutional Convention2. The Pope3. Herodotus4. Uranus5. The Grim Reaper

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2. In the Roman Catholic Church, who is the "Holy Father"?a) God b) Jesus c) The Pope

3. He is known as the "Father of History"…a) Pliny b) Herodotus c) Aristotle

4. In Greek myth, he is the "father of the universe"…a) Cronos b) Uranus c) Zeus

5. "Father Time" is also known as…a) St. Nicholas b) The Grim Reaper c) Daedalus

6. Who is considered "the Father of the Symphony"?a) Joseph Haydn b) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart c) Lud-wig van Beethoven

7. The "Our Father" is also called…a)The doxology b) The Kaddish c) The Lord's Prayer

8. Saint Nicholas, the martyr behind the "Father Christmas" myth, is from…a) Asia Minor b) The Netherlands c) England

9. To whom does the term "Great White Father" refer?a) Santa Claus b) The Pope c) The U.S. president

10. Who is often called the "Father of Medicine"?a) Demosthenes b) Hippocrates c) Galen

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Pirate At A Bar A pirate was talking to a land-lover in a bar. The land-lover noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over

one eye. The land-lover just had to fi nd out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate,

"How did you loose your leg?" The

pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"

His new acquaintance was still curi-ous so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you loose it at the same time?" "No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys."

Finally, the land-lover asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye? The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull fl ew over and crapped right in me eye."

The land-lover asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"

A pirate was talking to a land-lover

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Today, the most desirable apps, such as those for computer games, aren't avail-able for desktop and laptop computers. But with the App Player, they get a whole new stage.

For example, BlueStacks' App Player can run Android apps designed for a mobile phone on most computers. Game developers will not have to change the way they work because the App Player doesn't require them to change their code in any way, says Markus Kassulke, CEO of HandyG-ames. That makes virtually every game in development for any device available to run through App Player -- a gamers' crossover dream.

Eventually, App Player software may also run on TVs, game consoles and set-top boxes. The software could predict a future where mobile apps can be used on any device or operating system, according to Bloomberg Businessweek.

The BlackBerry Reinvented In recent years, Research in Motion has seen its once dominant position in the smartphone market decline. Now, it thinks its new Z10 smartphone and its BB10 operating system can change that. In fact, it has changed its corporate name from RIM to BlackBerry.

The OS isn't an upgrade, it's a clean break that is so different it will take longtime BlackBerry users a few minutes to get used to it. So what features will the Z10 offer?

It's an all-touchscreen device with a 4.2-inch dis-play and looks a good deal like rival phones. It has no physical navigation system and no keyboard.

Wall Street Journal analyst Walter Mossberg says it feels good in his hand and he likes the virtual keyboard, the camera and the way it gathers all messages into a single hub.

BlackBerry CEO Thorsten Heins says the phone's ability to run multiple apps at the same time, and a predictive tool that chooses words as you type, will win over consumers unfamiliar with the device, as well as sway users in the government. He also says the hyperspeed innovation cycle will make it harder for Apple iOS to compete with the Z10.

The new BlackBerry Q10 is scheduled to be out on retail shelves in June. The BlackBerry Q10 incorporates the kind of physical keyboard that fans of the old BlackBerry loved. USA Today's Edward Baig says it felt like a real BlackBerry keyboard when he started to use it.

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Bar Celona 3474 N. Clark 773-244-8000

Bendan’s Pub 3169 N. Broadway 773-929-2929

Bernie’s 3664 N Clark 773-525-1898

Big City 1010 W. Belmot 773-935-1138

Blarney Stone 3424 N. Sheffi eld 773-348-1078

Brew & View 3145 N. Sheffi eld 773-929-7150

Buck’s Saloon 3439 N. Halsted 773-525-1125

Clark Street Bar 3040 N. Clark 773-281-6690

Coobah 3423 N. Southport 773-528-2220

Cubby Bear 1059 W Addison 773-327-1662

Cullen’s Bar 3741 N. Southport 773-975-0600

Dram Shop 3040 N. Broadway 773-549-4401

Fiesta Cantina 3407 N. Clark 773-975-5980

Friar Tucks 3010 N. Broadway 773-327-5101

Full Shilling 3724 N. Clark 773-248-3330

Goose Island 3535 N. Clark 773-832-9040

Higgins Tavern 3259 N. Racine 773-281-7637

Holiday Club 4000 N. Sheridan 773-348-9600

Irish Oak 3511 N. Clark

Jack’s Bar 2856 N Southport 773-404-8400

Jacklyn’s Bar 3400 N. Broadway 773-404-5149

Jake’s Pub 2932 N Clark 773-248-3318

Joe’s On Broadway 3563 N Broadway 773-528-1054

John Barleycorns 3524 N. Clark 773-549-6000

Justin’s 3358 N Southport 773-929-4844

Kit Kat Lounge 3700 N Halsted 773-525-1111

L&L Tavern 3207 N. Clark 773-528-1303

Little Jim’s 3501 N. Halsted 773-871-6116

Lucky’s 3 472 N. Clark 773-549-0665

Mad River 2909 N. Sheffi eld 773-935-7500

Matilda 3101 N Sheffi eld 773-883-4400

Matisse 674 W. Diversey 773-528-6670

Merkles 3516 N Clark 773-244-1025

Metro Smart Bar 3730 N Clark 773-549-4140

Monsignor Murphys 3019 N. Broadway 773-348-7285

Mullen’s 3527 N Clark 773-325-2319

Murphys Bleachers 3655 N. Sheffi eld 773-281-5356

Mystic Celt 3443 N. Southport 773-529-8550

Newport Bar 1344 W Newport 773-325-9111

Nick’s Uptown 4015 N Sheridan 773-975-1155

North End 3733 N Halsted 7 73-477-7999

Paddy Long’s 1028 W Diversey 773-348-9711

Parrots Bar 754 W Wellington 773-281-7878

Piano Bar 3801 N. Clark 773-528-4033

Raw Bar & Grill 3720 N Clark St 773-348-7291

Rebel Bar 3462 N. Clark 773-348-9084

Redmond’s 3358 N Sheffi eld 773-404-2151

Roadhouse 66 3330 N. Clark 773-525-8166

Rockit Bar 3700 N.Clark 773-645-4400

Rocks 3463 N. Broadway 773-472-0493

Roscoe’s 3356 N. Halsted 773-281-3355

Schoolyard 3258 N Southport 773-528-8226

Schubas Tavern 3159 N Southport 773-525-2508

Sheffi eld’s 3258 N Sheffi eld 773-281-4989

Sidetracks 3349 N. Halsted 773-477-9189

Sluggers 3540 N Clark 773-248-0055

Smart Bar 3730 N Clark 773-549-4140

Sopo 3418 N. Southport 773-348-0100

Southport Lanes 3325 N. Southport 773-472-6600

Sports Corner 952 W. Addison 773-929-1441

Take 5 Bar 3747. Southport 773-871-5555

Toon’s 3857 N. Southport 773-935-1919

Town Hall Pub 3340 N Halsted 773-472-4405

Trace 3714 N. Clark 773-477-3400

Trader Todd’s 3216 N Sheffi eld 773-348-3250

Vaughans Pub 2917 N. Sheffi eld 773-281-8188

Vines 3554 N. Clark 773-327-8572

Wrigleyville North 3900 N Sheridan 773-929-9543

Yak-Zies Bar 3710 N Clark 773-525-9200


McGinny's Tap 313 W. North 773-943-5228

Mickey's 2450 N. Clark 773-435-0007

O' Brien's 1528 N. Wells 312-787-3131

Old Town Ale 219 W. North 773-944-7020

Old Town Pub 1339 N. Wells 773-266-6789

O'Malley's West 2249 N. Lincoln 773-935-2719

Orso's 1401 N. Wells 773-787-6604

Ravens 2326 N. Clark 773-348-1774

River Shannon 425 W. Armitage 773-944-5087

Rocks 1301 W. Schubert 773-472-7728

Saluki Bar 1208 N. Wells 773-274-1824

Suite Lounge 1446 N. Wells 773-787-6106

The Apartment 2251 N. Lincoln 773-348-5100

The Local Option 1102 W. Webster 773-348-2008

The Other Side 2436 N. Clark 773-525-8238

Tin Lizzie 2483 N. Clark 773-549-1132

Tonic Room 2447 N. Halsted 773-248-8400

Weeds 1555 N. Dayton 312-943-7815

Wellingtons 1300 W. Wellington 773-528-0654

Wise Fools Pub 2270 N. Lincoln 773-929-1300

Witts 2913 N. Lincoln 773-528-7032

Wrightwood Tap 1059 W. Wrightwood 773-459-4949

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Lincoln Park & Old TownAugie's 1721 W. Wrightwood 773-296-0018

Bird's Nest 2500 N. Southport 773-472-1502

Blue's 2519 N. Halsted 773-525-8317

Burton's Place 1447 N. Wells 773-664-4699

Burwood Tap 7242 W. Wrightwood 773-525-2593

Clybar 2 417 N. Clybourn 773-388-1877

Corcoran's 1615 N. Wells 773-440-0885

Delilah's 2771 N. Lincoln 773-472-2771

Duffy's 422 W. Diversey 773-549-9090

Durkin's 810 W. Diversey 773-525-2515

Elbo Room 2817 N. Lincoln 773-549-5549

Field House Pub 2455 N. Clark 773-348-6489

Four Farthings 2060 N. Cleveland 773-935-2060

Frank's 2503 N. Clark 773-549-2700

Galway Arms 2442 N. Clark 773-472-5555

Gamekeepers 345 W. Armitage 773-549-0400

Glascott's 2158 N. Halsted 773-281-1205

Goose Island 1800 N. Clybourn 773-915-0071

Halligan's Pub 2274 N. Lincoln 773-472-7940

Halsted Harp 2138 N. Halsted 773-348-3665

Hidden Shamrock 2732 N. Lincoln 773-883-0304

Irish Eyes 2519 N. Lincoln 773-348-9548

Joe's Sports Bar 940 W. Weed 773-337-3486

John Barleycorn 2300 N. Lincoln 773-348-8899

John's Place 1200 W. Webster 773-525-6670

Kelly's Pub 949 W. Webster 773-281-0656

Kendall's Pub 2263 N. Lincoln 773-348-7200

Kincade's 950 W. Armitage 773-348-0010

Kingston Mines 2548 N. Halsted 773-477-4646

Lincoln Station 2432 N. Lincoln 773-472-8100

Lincoln Tap 3010 N. Lincoln 773-868-0060

Lion Head Pub 2251 N. Lincoln 773-348-5100

Max Bar 2247 N. Lincoln 773-549-5884

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Lincoln Park & Old Town NorthwestPaddy Macks 4157 N. Pulaski 773-279-9300

Rabbits 4945 W Foster 773-736-5766

Roman’s 6448 N. Milwaukee 773-467-9827

Sidekicks 4424 W Montrose 773-545-6212

Six Penny Bit 5800 W. Montrose 773-545-2033

Thatch Pub 5707 N. Milwaukee 773-763-8179

Three Counties 5856 N. Milwaukee 773-631-3351

Tommy’s 6954 W Higgins 773-631-4451

Trinity Pub 5943 N. Northwest 773-763-0095

Vaughan’s Pub 5485 Northwest 773-631-9206

Windsor Tavern 4530 N. Milwaukee 773-736-3400

Zachary’s 5368 N Milwaukee 773-792-0933

Babe’s 4416 N. Milwaukee 773-545-3137

Bill’s Pub 4104 N. Pulaski 773-202-0020

Brigadoon 5748 W Lawrence 773.777.2403

Cabaret Lounge 6101 W. Montrose 773-736-2337

Casual Tap 5924 W Montrose 773-283-9490

Charlotte’s Bar 6000 W Gunnison 773-775-3616

Club Belmont 7844 W. Belmont 773-598-2808

Di’s Den 5100 W Irving Park 773-736-7170

Dugan’s 6051 N. Milwaukee 773-467-5555

Edison Park Inn 6713 N. Olmsted 773-775-1404

Emerald Isle Pub 2537 W Peterson 773-561-6674

Fantasy Lounge 4400 N Elston 773-685-8083

Filonek’s 6213 N. Milwaukee 773-775-5010

Galvin’s Public 5901 W Lawrence 773-205-0570

Gladstone’s 5734 N. Milwaukee 773-763-3385

Ham Tree Inn 5333 N. Milwaukee 773-792-2072

Harry’s On Elston 5943 N. Elston 773-774-4166

Harwood Bar 6438 W. Montrose 708-867-7781

Hops N Barley 4359 N Milwaukee 773-286-7415

Jet’s Public Hou 6148 N. Milwaukee 773-775-7587

Jimmy Macks 5581 N. Northwest 773-631-1466

Joe E’s Lounge 4206 W Irving Park 773-283-3422

Landmark Pub 5135 N. Oriole 773-867-6533

Lasko’s 5525 N Milwaukee 773-774-9800

Lizard Lounge 3058 W. Irving Park 773-463-7599

Margaret’s 5134 W. Irving Park 773-685-4493

Mary’s Place 6300 N. Milwaukee 773-775-7587

MCM Pub 3906 N. Cicero 773-736-2644

McNamaras 4328 W Irving Park 773-725-1800

Mo Dailey’s 6070 N. Northwest Hwy 773-774-6121

Moretti’s 6727 N. Olmsted 773-631-1223

Mrs. O’Leary’s 4368 N. Milwaukee 773-427-7300

Mug Shots 7718 W. Addison 773-625-8466

Murrays 5522 N Elston 773-774-3466

Night Caps 5007 W Irving Park 773-282-8654

Nil’s Tap 5734 N. Elston 773-594-1288

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42 Latitude 3341 N Western 773-910-1473

Abbey Pub 3420 W. Grace 773-478-4408

Atlantic Bar 5062 N. Lincoln 773-506-7090

Bad Dog 4535 N. Lincoln 773-334-4040

Big Joe’s 1818 W Foster 773-784-8755

Black Rock 3614 N. Damen 773-348-4044

Brendan’s Too 3135 W. Montrose 773-463-2771

Brownstone 3937 N. Lincoln 773-528-3700

Carol’s Pub 4659 N Clark 773-334-2402

Celtic Crown 4301 N. Western 773-588-1110

Chicago Joe's 2256 W. Irving 773-478-7000

Chief O'Neills 3471 N. Elston 773-583-3066

Christina's Place 3759 N. Kedzie 773-463-1768

Claddagh Ring 2306 W. Foster 773-271-4794

Cody's Public House 1658 W. Barry 773-528-4050

Daily's Bar 4560 N. Lincoln 773-561-6198

Farraguts 5240 N Clark 773-728-4903

Finley Dunnes 3458 N. Lincoln 773-477-7311

Fizz 3220 N. Lincoln 773-348-6000

Foley's 1841 W. Irving 773-929-1210

Four Moon 1847 W. Roscoe 773-929-6666

Four Shadows 2758 N. Ashland 773-248-9160

Four Trey's Pub 3333 N. Damen 773-549-8845

Fuller's Pub 3203 W. Irving 773-478-8060

Gio’s 4857 N. Damen 773-334-0345

Hidden Cove 5336 N. Lincoln 773-275-3955

Hidden Cove 5338 N. Lincoln 773-275-6711

Horseshoe 4115 N. Lincoln 773-248-1366

Huetten Bar 4721 N. Lincoln 773-561-2507

Jury's 4337 N. Lincoln 773-935-2255

Katerina's 1902 W. Irving 773-348-7592

Keenan O' Reilly's 3916 N. Ashland 773-857-3800

Leadway Bar 5233 N. Damen 773-728-2663

Long Room 1612 W. Irving 773-665-4500

Margie's Pub 4145 N. Lincoln 773-477-1644

Mulligan's 2000 W. Roscoe 773-549-4225

Mutiny 2428 N. Western 773-486-7774

Oakwood 83 1969 W. Montrose 773-327-2785

O'Donovan's 2100 W. Irving 773-478-2100

O'Lanagan 2335 W. Montrose 773-583-2252

Peek Inn 2825 W. Irving Park 773-267-5197

Rail Bar 4709 N Damen 773-878-9400

Richochet's 4644 N. Lincoln 773-271-3127

Riverview 1958 W. Roscoe 773-871-1200

Roscoe Villiage Pub 2159 W. Addison 773-472-6160

Save More Lounge 4060 N. Lincoln 773-281-1444

Side Street 1456 W. George 773-327-1127

Silvie's 1902 W. Irving 773-871-6239

Small Bar 2956 N. Albany 773-509-9888

Stadium West 3188 N. Elston 773-866-2450

Ten Cat Tavern 3931 N. Ashland 773-935-5377

The Temple 3001 N. Ashland 773-248-0990

Uptown Lounge 1136 W. Lawrence 773-878-1136

Villiage Tap 2055 W. Roscoe 773-883-0817

Waterhouse 3407 N. Paulina 773-871-1200

Wild Goose 4265 N. Lincoln 773-281-7112

Windy City Inn 2257 W. Irving 773-588-7088


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By Rob ChristiansenI’m on a bus to the Water Tower to see a horse carriage driver. I also used to be one. I had forgotten about the civil service test I took and was prepared to live an alter-nate lifestyle. “Alternate lifestyle” means “horse carriage driver.” Min-erva was to have been just another girl feeding my horse at the stand.I called Jeannie from work yester-day and made this a “date.” I would have improved my communication skills at home if I had told Minnie. I shouldn’t have called Jeannie. I

should have just bought a bag of carrots and appeared at the stand.The bus ride on LSD is an iconic Chicago event and I refl ect off the lake. I wasn’t asked to work today, Saturday, with the rest of OWCP Fiscal. I’m not worried since I’m contracted for a year. Everything is for a year. Minnie and I have a one-year lease. Do leases control relationships?In my salad days I dressed a horse. I was also “undressing” Jeannie. That remark is uncalled for. I have a soul mate now. Minnie encourages communication but she isn’t thrilled that I write in bed, especially when doing so precludes my “topping off the tank” on weeknights, even though I can be counted on to “fi ll ’er up” on weekends. Those remarks are really uncalled for, but I’m leaving them in to preserve my past.I maintain a journal ever since the piano movers found my “3rd Man Theme” sheet music and I wrote about that in the third per-son. I wrote as “Adam” in the fi rst person. I covered the end of the world in the last person. Minnie is the second person, lying beside me, watching the news, occasionally smoking.I use fake names to protect the innocent. Sometimes, I unwit-tingly invent a name, like “Hilery.” “Minerva” might be a faker, for all I know, faking it all weekend. That remark was totally uncalled for. I’m really not an animal, although I probably smelled like a horse when we met.We met at Burton’s, but subsequent to that I only saw her when she dropped by the stand and fed my horse. I called her when I became a G-man. We found a place, but after the contents of Life settled I felt half-empty.Eddie, the manager, is standing on the corner drumming up rides. Two drivers are scribbling in notebooks, but all drivers in my sight are standing protectively beside their horses and wait-ing for rides. Jerry Silk is getting his shoes shined. I’m off the bus, spying from the west side of Michigan Ave. I don’t see Jeannie. I’ll avoid Eddie and wonder if I just missed her.Minnie has worked only in offi ces and said she wasn’t impressed by my transition from the horse carriages. Jeannie told me the

Love Storyopposite. And I must have been born on that bus. It’s obvious that she’s the girl for whom I would give up writing in my journal and with whom I would tear up the sheets. Just like we used to do, before I quit the horse carriages, before I moved in with Min-nie, before I started the bedtime journal out of complacency.“The piano movers found Nort’s ‘3rd Man Theme’ sheet music behind his piano. He was surprised but not overjoyed. It’s not like he knew it was missing. Still, ‘3rd Man Theme’ has a new home where it belongs inside the piano bench, just as Nort, headed west on Chestnut for so many months spent anonymously lost behind a horse until Minerva found him, has a new home with Minerva.”Her carriage is currently second in line, soon to depart for the horizon. She stands resolutely by Matilda and holds the reins in one hand. I forgot how disciplined Jeannie can be. “Did you bring a carrot?” she jokingly asks me in a Boston accent. Her lips succumb / to wine coolers at one. Her hair rates / with Phoebe Cates’. No breasts are better / to sell a sweater. Actually, her breasts probably don’t belong / in the song. Minnie’s are worth singing about, too, but that’s not the point.Writing in bed challenges the fact that I’m an animal. I should use the bed as our playground and never as an escritoire. I re-member my mechanics with Jeannie and I should pounce on Minnie right now. Stale smoke in this room deters me, probably. Jeannie doesn’t smoke. Maybe I crave Jeannie because I can’t have her, like a horse that neighs at the carrot because he can’t have an apple. Because, because, because, because, because. Actually, the horse will accept either without complaint. I should be the horse. “I have a box of salt,” I reply.She’ll have to do a 180° and get a schedule like mine. I can’t support her. Maybe the fl orist apprenticeship she mentioned will have become a full-time job by the time Minnie and I have to de-cide on renewing the lease. I say, “Matilda looks handsome.”Jeannie is dressed in a tuxedo and top hat. She does not look like Charlie Chaplin. “Handsome is as handsome does,” she re-plies, laughing. She has a “joie de vivre” and will earn $300 this weekend in commissions and tips. Why did I quit this job again? She talks animatedly about her apprenticeship cutting and ar-ranging fl owers. The experience can blossom into an ace up her sleeve.Eddie utters, “Hi, Nort,” walking by with a ride in tow. He seats them in Roger’s carriage and off they go. The others advance along the curb as he puts his arm around my shoulder and Jean-nie laughs. My horse, Swede, got away from me on Eddie’s watch. That’s why I avoided him. I had told Minnie of my embar-rassment only because it’s easy to talk to her and she’s my rock. Tonight’s movie night. We’re seeing “Ironweed.” Soon it becomes clear / Jeannie’s ride is here.

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Chicago Blues FestivalGrant Park www.chicagobluesfestival.usCost: FreeHours: June 6-9, 2013

Special opening night concert at the Jay Pritzker Pavilion in Mil-lennium Park features a line-up of the genre's next generation headlined by Shemekia Copeland. On Friday, the festival moves to Grant Park where Bobby Rush kicks off the festival's journey from the Mississippi Delta to Chicago and the world. Includes music on fi ve stages.

Andersonville MidsommarfestAndersonville5200 N. Clark, between Foster and CatalpaChicago, Ill. 60640(773) 728-2995www.andersonville.orgCost: $10 donation, free kids under 12 Hours: 11 a.m.-10 p.m. June 8-9, 2013Andersonville, a neighborhood with roots dating back to Swed-ish immigrants who settled the streets north of Foster and east of Clark in the 1850s, puts on a summer festival that's fi t for the modern era, but honors the neighborhood's rich tradition. A high-light of the fest is a Maypole dance, a traditional circular dance celebrated in Sweden during the midsummer. Families may also bring their pets along and participate in the festival's pet parade, which provides a way for the entire clan to enjoy a lazy summer afternoon.

Make Music Chicagowww.makemusicchicago.comCost: free musical celebration across the city at 65 sitesHours: June 21, 2013; throughout the dayThis one-day music festival, patterned after France's national music festival "Fête de la Musique," celebrates the ability of ev-eryone to make music. People of all ages, amateurs and profes-sionals, in all genres of music, are invited to gather throughout the day in Chicago's public spaces to engage in spontaneous music-making. The festival culminates in an evening grand fi -nale at St. James Cathedral Commons. Festival public spaces include Daley Plaza, Chicago Cultural Center, Alliance Française (810 N. Dearborn) and St. James Cathedral Commons (65 E. Huron). Visit the website for more information.

Green Music FestDamen Ave, between North and Schiller www.greenmusicfestchicago.comCost: $5 donationHours: Noon-10 p.m. June 22-23, 2013Fest blends cutting edge, environmentally-conscious bands with green vendors and activities and demos.

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Chicago Blues FestivalGrant Park www.chicagobluesfestival.usCost: FreeHours: June 6-9, 2013

Special opening night concert at the Jay Pritzker Pavilion in Mil-lennium Park features a line-up of the genre's next generation headlined by Shemekia Copeland. On Friday, the festival moves to Grant Park where Bobby Rush kicks off the festival's journey from the Mississippi Delta to Chicago and the world. Includes music on fi ve stages.

Andersonville MidsommarfestAndersonville5200 N. Clark, between Foster and CatalpaChicago, Ill. 60640(773) 728-2995www.andersonville.orgCost: $10 donation, free kids under 12 Hours: 11 a.m.-10 p.m. June 8-9, 2013Andersonville, a neighborhood with roots dating back to Swed-ish immigrants who settled the streets north of Foster and east of Clark in the 1850s, puts on a summer festival that's fi t for the modern era, but honors the neighborhood's rich tradition. A high-light of the fest is a Maypole dance, a traditional circular dance celebrated in Sweden during the midsummer. Families may also bring their pets along and participate in the festival's pet parade, which provides a way for the entire clan to enjoy a lazy summer afternoon.

Make Music Chicagowww.makemusicchicago.comCost: free musical celebration across the city at 65 sitesHours: June 21, 2013; throughout the dayThis one-day music festival, patterned after France's national music festival "Fête de la Musique," celebrates the ability of ev-eryone to make music. People of all ages, amateurs and profes-sionals, in all genres of music, are invited to gather throughout the day in Chicago's public spaces to engage in spontaneous music-making. The festival culminates in an evening grand fi -nale at St. James Cathedral Commons. Festival public spaces include Daley Plaza, Chicago Cultural Center, Alliance Française (810 N. Dearborn) and St. James Cathedral Commons (65 E. Huron). Visit the website for more information.

Green Music FestDamen Ave, between North and Schiller www.greenmusicfestchicago.comCost: $5 donationHours: Noon-10 p.m. June 22-23, 2013Fest blends cutting edge, environmentally-conscious bands with green vendors and activities and demos.

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