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daenarys targaryen

• really hardcore

• has dragons

• ate some dude’s heart or something idk

• was married to khal drogo in a manner that’s now appeared as a fanfic au for every ship in existence

she’s so pretty and scary

• had a crazy brother she took shit from until she decided to stop taking shit from anybody

• WHERE ARE HER DRAGONS???

• is the khaleesi of the dothraki

• wants that iron throne like burning

• absolutely does not have a gentle heart

• born during a storm

• lists all her titles a lot

• nn is ‘dany’

• chances are she knows that language you’re speaking

house targaryen• DRAGONS!!!

• has lots of crazy mofos becuz the gods flip the madness/greatness coin when they’re born and it usually lands on madness

• tons brother/sister incest

• inbreeding might also contribute to the craziness

• FIRE CANNOT HARM THE DRAGON

• lots of ‘ys’ ending names

the iron throne

• fuckin badass

• made of swords

• you either get it or die trying

• and everyone’s willing to die trying

• because SEVEN KINGDOMS

• dany’s crazy daddy/uncle had it until jaime lannister killed him• now joffery has it for some reason• and fuck joffery, man

house stark

• only functioning family in all of the seven kingdoms• they love puppies• WINTER IS COMING• red wedding = bad

jon snow

• ned stark’s bastard• finally had sex

arya stark

• total badass

•when death comes along, all she’s gonna say to that little bitch is ‘not today’

sansa stark and tyrion lannister• forcibly married• i think i ship it

• sassy as fuck• daddy issues• bitchslapped a king but his hand is still on his wrist• likes whoring

• was supposed to marry joffery or something but dodged that bullet• she doesn’t care• hasn’t been having fun tiems recently• joffery wants to rape her

joffery

• lil shit• satan

• cersei and jaime’s incest baby

• king of the seven kingdoms for some reason

• ends up engaged to moriarty from elementary

• the most hated character to ever exist

• utterly loathed by literally everyone

house lannister

• always pay their debts

• evil

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