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THEMONEY ISTHERE,LETSUSE ITWISELY
The repeated claim that
Ottawa’s fiscal cupboard is
bare is fatuous.
Whenever a financial crisis
erupts, it is clear that a sov-
ereign country’s central bank
can create money as needed.
For example, to address the
freeze in the credit markets
that occurred in 2008, our
federal government imme-
diately set up a $200 billion
Extraordinary Financing
Framework to bail out strug-
gling banks and corporations.
The myth that the federal
government can run out of
money in normal times is
propagated by financial elites
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who fear that too much gov-
ernment spending on social
welfare will cause inflation
and erode their financial
wealth, and by business and
corporate leaders satisfied
with slack in the economy
to prevent unions from de-
manding higher wages.
In truth, Canada’s cup-
board is well stocked with
both good ideas and unused
real resources that can be
mobilized.The govern-
ment should make Canada
a leader in public renew-
able energy schemes, better
public transport systems,
and various green initiatives
that would combat climate
change and create a highly
skilled workforce with many
permanent jobs.
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HARDLUCKCANUCKSThis is a rave for theVan-
couver Canucks.Thank you
for your terrible play of late!
As a result, tickets are actually
(somewhat) affordable again,
and I won’t have to take a
second mortgage out on my
condo to see my Edmonton
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NEWS // ISSUES
YOUR CITY@WESTENDERVAN
NEWS // ISSUES
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A man breaks into a neigh-bour’s car. A family up thestreet gets its bikes stolen.Someone is assaulted outsidea convenience store aroundthe corner. As a resident ofthat neighbourhood, youmay not be aware of the minicrime wave that has rolledinto your community.
The Vancouver PoliceDepartment wants to fillthat information gap withthe introduction of an onlinecrime mapping tool thatgives residents up-to-datedata on the types of crimesoccurring in their neighbour-
hoods and across the city.Called Geodash -- geo-
graphic data and analysisstatistical hub – the system
allows the public to usea smartphone, tablet ordesktop computer to zoomin on a neighbourhood on a
coloured city map and trackcrime trends. For example,a user could search theftsfrom automobiles in theWestEnd for the past two weeksand see on a map where thecrimes occurred.
Although theVPD providescrime maps and statistics onits website, the information isdated by a month or two.TheGeodash system is refreshedevery 24 hours and providesgraphs.
“It’s intended to enhancecommunity awarenessand provide an open andtransparent look at criminalactivity inVancouver,” saidPolice Chief Adam Palmer inlaunching the systemTuesday
at the Cambie Street policeprecinct. “We realized thatthe information we wereproviding to the public was alittle bit behind the times.”
The chief said the systemis designed to protect theprivacy of victims, notingno personal or identifiableinformation will be includedin the data. Also, he said, anyassaults against a person,including robberies or sexualassaults, will only be shownon the map at the nearestintersection. For burglariesand other property offences,specific addresses will notbe revealed. Palmer said hehoped the timely data willinspire residents to join orform Blockwatch groups andparticipate in other crimeprevention programs.
Special constable RyanProx, who is theVPD’sanalytics coordinator, showed
reporters how simple the sys-tem was to use and projecteda map on a television screenof crime trends in Grand-view-Woodland.
“You can see at a verycursory level that there’ssome rise in theft from autosaround Lakewood [Street],aroundThird Street andaround Parker,” he said,pointing to coloured iconson the screen. “As a citizenof that neighbourhood, thatwould be something I wouldwant to pay particular at-tention to, maybe take extraprecaution in locking up myitems when my car’s parked.”
A more detailed version ofGeodash has been used bypolice officers for more thana year, with Palmer saying “itprovides good situational aware-ness for proactive policing.”
–Courtesy ofVancouverCourier
VPD launches crime-mapping tool for publicMIKE HOWELL@howellings
New mortgage rule
won’t cool high-end
Vancouver market
A measure designed to coolVancouver andToronto’sheated housing markets won’thave any effect on the “highend” of theVancouver market— which now includes mod-est detached family homes— even as the United StatesFederal Reserve’s expectedinterest rate hike will likelymakeVancouver real estateeven more attractive to inves-tor buyers.
On Dec. 11, FinanceMinister Bill Morneauannounced that the mini-mum down payment for a$500,000 home will remainat five per cent but an ad-ditional 10 per cent downpayment will apply to any-thing beyond that. Propertiesvalued more than $1 millionalready require a minimumdown payment of 20 per centwhile lenders are required toobtain mortgage insurancewhen the down payment isless than 20 per cent.
“It won’t cool a hot marketbut it will keep it from boil-ing over,” said Chris Catliff,CEO of BlueShore FinancialCredit Union.
Currently, Catliff said, theVancouver market is effective-ly divided into two markets:the high-end market, whichhe said is fuelled by foreignbuyers, and the “normal”market. Home prices in thehigh-end market, mostlymade up of single familyhomes in certain MetroVan-couver neighbourhoods, sawa 25.9 per cent price increasethis year.
Catliff believes the newpolicy will slow down thenon-high-end market. Hepredicted heated activity in
January as homebuyers rushto make purchases before thenew rules come into effect inFebruary. He noted that thepolicy is targeted to the pricyVancouver andToronto mar-kets: in most other markets inCanada, first-time homebuy-ers would be purchasing farbelow the $500,000 thresh-old.
Meanwhile, an expectedinterest rate increase fromthe US Federal Reserve thisWednesday will put down-ward pressure on Canada’sdollar.That will have theeffect of making Canadianreal estate more attractiveto American and Chinesebuyers, saidThomas Dav-idoff, professor of economicsat the University of BritishColumbia’s Sauder School ofBusiness.
“This will probably makethe yuan more expensive rela-tive to the loonie, which willmake it cheaper for Chineseinvestors, who are an impor-tant block here,” Davidoffsaid.
“If they’re thinking aboutbuying real estate in the US,the yuan weakens relative tothe dollar in the US… so ifyour choice is Dallas orVan-couver I suspectVancouverbecomes more attractive.”
First-time homebuyers arefinancingVancouver’s incred-ibly expensive homes byrelying on equity-rich parentsand delaying home purchasesuntil later in life, Catliff said.Incomes have also been ris-ing in the region: in 2013,Vancouver’s median familyincome rose to $73,390 from$71,140, but still trackedbelow the national average of$76,550.
–Courtesy of Business inVancouver
JEN ST. DENIS@jenstden
The VPD has launched a new crime-mapping tool that can beaccessed by the public to learn about up-to-date crime trendsin their neighbourhood and across the city.
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When it comes to holidaytraditions in Vancouver, oneof the best and brightest haslong been the Trinity StreetLight Festival and compe-tition in East Vancouver.Stretching six blocks acrossthe Hastings-Sunrise enclaveof Burrardview, the oftendazzling, Clark Griswold-esque light displays strungup by neighbours has been aglowing holiday fixture since2000.
What many people whoenjoy the lights don’t realizeis that the annual event wasoriginally triggered by oneof the darkest chapters inthe neighbourhood’s history.In November 1999, MarthaElliott and Nora Davis, twoelderly, single women livingseparately on Wall Street(two blocks away from Trin-ity) were brutally murderedin their homes just two weeksapart from one another.It cast a dark pall over theneighbourhood as residentsfortified their homes out offear of a killer on the loose.The murderer was eventuallycaught and sentenced to 17years in prison.
Cate Jones, a longtimeresident ofTrinity Street,wanted to find a way to makeher neighbourhood feel safeagain, to bring residents outof their homes rather than re-treating inwards. A year later,at Christmas 2000, Jonesrallied her block to challengethe next block over to a lightscompetition. Soon the otherfour blocks ofTrinity Streetjoined in. Just as Jones hadhoped, neighbours indeed didemerge from their homes tomeet each other amidst theglow cheery light displays. Aneighbourhood was reclaimedand a tradition was born.
Jones didn’t stop there. Sheapproached the local St. JamesHospice in nearby Burrard-view Park to be the beneficiaryof an official competition, with
ballots available so neighboursand visitors could vote onfavourite light displays at thecost of $2 each. For years thefestival was a sparkling accom-plishment, a shining examplefor the entire city, raising fundsfor the hospice, as well asHarbourview Daycare and Ki-wassa Neighbourhood House.
Ironically, theTrinity LightsFestival has become a victimof its own success. 2015marks the first year since2000 that there is no officialcompetition, no ballot boxes,and no signage marking theevent. Christmas lights arestill up onTrinity, but not asmany as in previous years.
“The competition isn’thappening because thereisn’t anyone organizing it”,says Jones. “We found thatin recent years, donationshave slipped significantly.Theamount of money raised fromthe competition didn’t justifythe huge amount of volunteertime it takes to organize it.”
The main cause for this,states Jones without hesita-tion, is cars.
“The initial goal of thelights was to bring people outof their homes to walk thestreet, to have strangers talk-ing to each other, to listen tothe kids’ excitement at seeingthe lights,” says Jones. “Whenthe street is clogged with traf-fic that doesn’t happen, andit’s only gotten worse eachyear despite our efforts toencourage people to walk theroute. Some nights have beenpretty horrendous with lotsof honking and yelling, evenhit-and-runs.”
Jones says she has mixedfeelings about the lack of anofficial competition this year.She’d like to see it return toits original roots as a localcommunity event, and hopesthat someone will step for-ward to bring the competi-tion back in the future.
In the meantime, severalhouses are still glittering, so ifyou do come down toTrinitythis year, park your car on aside street and walk the route,and remember the reason whythe lights ofTrinity Street haveshone brightly for 15 years. W
NEWS // ISSUES
YOUR CITY@WESTENDERVAN
Grant LawrenceVancouverShakedown@GrantLawrence
Tragedy inspires
neighbourhood to
come together
Dig in to your walletsVancou-ver, your taxes are going up…again. After a heated politicaldebate that pitted the rulingVisionVancouver againstthe NPA, council voted 7-4Tuesday to raise taxes by 2.3per cent next year to help bal-ance a $1.2 billion operatingbudget.
The tax hike is in addition
to increases in utility fees,including 4.2 per cent forwater service and 9.9 per centfor sewer. Solid waste costsremain the same.
For a single-family houseassessed at $1.1 million, theincreases translate to an esti-mated tax bill of $2,011 andanother $1,198 in utility fees– solid waste ($261), sewer($345) and water ($592) – fora total of $3,209.
That’s a spike of about
$100 over this year’s bill. For abusiness property assessed at$589,000, the total bill comesto $5,397, an increase ofabout $150.
It took council more thantwo hours to reach a deci-sion on the increases, largelybecause of an unsuccessful at-tempt by NPA Coun. GeorgeAffleck to defer the vote untilcity staff could find $7 millionin savings to reduce the prop-erty tax hike to 1.3 per cent.
That savings, Affleck said,would keep the tax increasecloser to the rate of inflation.
“It’s the right thing to dofor the taxpayers ofVan-couver,” said Affleck, whosuggested cuts could be madeto the planning and commu-nications departments and theoffices of the mayor and citymanager.
In shooting down Af-fleck’s request, Mayor GregorRobertson defended the work
Property taxes going up... again of city staff for balancing abudget that leavesVancouveri-tes with one of the lowest taxrates in the region and funds awide array of services.
“This is a callous and reck-less approach to budgeting –throwing a massive cut to thecity and the people who serveour citizens, at the buzzer,”said the mayor, noting Affleckrequested staff find $7 millionin savings before the end ofthe month.
Green Party Coun. AdrianeCarr noted a city survey ofresidents found that 53 per
cent of respondents agreedwith a 2.3 per cent tax hike inreturn for city services.
“There is too much fearmongering in the publicaround tax increases,” Carrsaid. “My belief is that peoplewant good services.We havedone previous surveys whichhave shown, in fact, publicsupport for a greater [tax]increase than we even put intothe budget because they linkit with the services that theyget.” W
–Courtesy ofVancouverCourier
MIKE HOWELL@howellings
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CLOSING FOREVER
After over 30 years in the same location,we are closing our downtown vancouver doors.
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STYLE // DESIGN
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When you’re flicking throughthat Instagram feed, and youspot Amber Rose burstingat the breasts and hips fromher “waist trainer,” it’s prettyclear she’s getting paid topush the product.
The dark side of the Insta-famous and the problem-freebeautiful life that gets cel-ebrated in well-lit images ofridiculously attractive youngwomen came to light earlierthis year when Australianmodel Essena O’Neill quitsocial media, saying the drivefor “likes” and the post-for-pay lifestyle left her feelingempty and like a fraud.
But O’Neill’s assertions(some cynics even questionher motives for going publicwith her concerns but thencontinuing to have an onlinepresence) seem to have donelittle to quash this new – andsometimes murky – form ofadvertising. Companies cansimply move onto the nextstunner with 100K-plus fol-lowers to show off their wares.And there are plenty of them,some even raking in seven-fig-ure salaries.The biggest of the
fashion bunch is blogger Chi-ara Ferragni, ofThe BlondeSalad, who has a whopping5.1 million Instagram follow-ers and rakes in an estimated$8 million a year with hervarious business ventures –offshoots of her social-mediaand online success.
What most of them have incommon is youth, style, beau-ty, brains, and an unrelentingability to put themselves outthere.
The process of getting paidto post can involve an arrayof deals – some a single postwith a mention, others in-clude blog posts, others entailthe Instagrammer/bloggerworking as a “brand ambas-sador,” and on and on.Theprices are also varied – locally,one source told me it cancost anywhere from $300 fora single post, to $5,000 for awhole campaign; those num-bers can jump substantially inthe US.There are a numberof locals making moneyonline – through blogging andInstagramming – but none ofthe ones I reached out to wereeager to talk about the trade.
“As your following [grows],you get paid. As your num-bers grow so does your abilityto make money,” explainsJoshua Langston, editor inchief forThe Social Life,a website covering fashionnews, runway reviews, andstyle events. But Langstonstresses the importance ofestablishing an audienceorganically to build authenticengagement, as opposed tothe disingenuous practice ofbuying followers.
A 2014 story from thewebsite Racked.com, pointedout well-known bloggers withhefty audiences, like JessicaQuirk ofWhat IWore, Kim-berly Pesch of Eat SleepWear,and Aimee Song of Song ofStyle have been called out onsites and forums for buyingsocial media followers. In thesame article author ChavieLieber writes: “Originalitydoesn’t get bloggers noticedanymore – numbers do.”
It’s a departure from theway magazines – the one-time arbiters of style – didbusiness.
Vancouver fashion industry
veteran, stylist, and mediapersonality Crystal Carsonhas had a front-row seat towatch the media revolutiongo down.
“When I first began mycareer it was not about me atall. It was about the work; itwas about the readers,” sherecalls. “I find it so interest-ing to compare the depth ofskill and knowledge at largermagazines to a picture of ablogger wearing a hat or ashirt or drinking coffee.”
Carson isn’t a social medianaysayer, but says it’s impor-tant to maintain authenticity.
“I’m not opposed at all, Ithink it’s great that people arehaving the ability to expressthemselves, share what theylove,” she says.
WhileVancouver fashionand lifestyle public relationspro Malania Dela Cruz seesthe benefit for companies tocollaborate with Instagram-mers on a campaign, thereneeds to be a long-term goalin mind to ensure it’s suc-cessful.
“There are some benefitsthere – for our clients, thebrands,” she says. “Our ap-proach is to work with influ-encers who have a reputationof authenticity and integrity,but we do like to work withthem because it is a powerfultool.”
But she doesn’t rule out thebenefit of good, old-fashionedprint media either.
“Print, for me, is so excit-ing,” Dela Cruz says.
But one fact is as clear as afreshly posted Instagram pic:traditional media is no longerthe only gatekeeper whenit comes to creating a buzzabout the latest must-havestyles. W
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Having just returned fromSan Francisco last week andfaced with the task of con-densing my experience intoa clean 600 words, I was in-stead faced with a blankWorddocument and a blinking cur-sor.This was not an easy task.How does someone adequate-ly distill 30-plus years of craftbeer development after just afour-day visit?
You can’t, not really. SoI started writing about myfavourite spot, Magnolia Pub& Brewery, and wrote thesewords: “Magnolia Brewery isan artisanal paradise.” A ter-rible sentence. Shameful.Thecursor blinked, taunting me.
Then I received a text froma friend. No word of a lie,it read: “Magnolia files forbankruptcy.”Talk about coin-cidence. I looked it up – sureenough, poor Magnolia Brew-ing Co. – umbrella companyof the brewpub and Smoke-stack, a barbecue restaurantin the Dogpatch neighbour-hood – filed for Chapter 11bankruptcy. Owner DaveMcLean told BusinessTimes
that the company had “moredebt than it can manage withits current cash flow.”
Which is a shame becauseMagnolia was by far the mostimpressive brewpub I’d evervisited, and not just in SanFrancisco. Located at thecentre of Haight-Ashbury – areal treat for a beer-lovin’ ‘60smythologizer like myself – theplace reeked of history, ofmash and of marijuana waftngin from off the street.Thepulled pork sandwich alonewas worth the pilgrimage, butall the beer I tried found thesweet-spot of being artisanaland drinkable, and lacking allpretension. It’s awesome.
But the place is small.Thebrewpub had a seven-barrelsystem in its basement.TheDogpatch location had quin-tupled the company’s beer pro-duction, but when compared toother Bay Area craft brewer-ies, it’s still puny. It’s chiefadvantage – location – is alsoone of it’s greatest weaknesses:Astronomical rent and real es-tate prices make it difficult forsmall breweries, with their highoverhead and low margins, toget ahead. (This is one of themain reasons there’s a relativelylow number of microbrewerieswithin SF city limits.)
Which, it seems, was the
problem. California now has600 craft breweries, generat-ing about $16.5 billion annu-ally. Northern California ishome to several of the biggest(Sierra Nevada; Lagunitas),most popular (Anchor) andunquestionably best (RussianRiver) craft brands on theplanet. How can a rinky-dinkoperation, as good as it is,possibly compete?
In a story by SFGate,TomMcCormick, president of theCalifornia Craft Brewers As-sociation president said, “Weare seeing the beginning of a
new era in craft beer in whichit will be getting much morecompetitive.”
In order to stay on top of thecompetition, McCormick saysthat NorCal breweries have tomake huge leaps in invest-ment. Some breweries can’tafford the investment, whichmay have been the problem forMagnolia, along with severalothers that have closed in Cali-fornia in recent years.
Unlike in BC, there’s noth-ing precious about “craft”beer. It’s just beer. It’s a busi-ness. It’s extremely popular,
but I didn’t get the sense itwas trendy. In San Francisco atleast, it’s certainly not a defin-ing element of its personalitylike it is in Portland (or evenSeattle).This is a city wheretrends come and go as quicklyas Internet memes.You knowwhat’s trendy in San Franciscoright now?Toast.
Which means that, as aviable and extremely lucra-tive business, competition isthe tightest it’s ever been – anindication of what’s to comein the US (and Canada, toa lesser extent) in the next
few years. Craft brands willexpand. Macro brands willgobble up (or at least partnerwith) the most profitable. Andalong the way, some excellentbrands will fold.
And believe it – there’s ex-cellent beer. People talk aboutRussian River’s Pliny theElder with the sort reverencetypically reserved for greatmystics. But what I foundmost interesting about thebeer culture in San Franciscois that there isn’t really a beerculture in San Francisco.What we call “beer bars” inVancouver are just “bars”there.Twenty-five taps is thenorm. Craft isn’t even reallyreferred to as craft at theseplaces – it’s just “domestic.”These domestic beers comefrom all over theWest Coast(but never Canada).
There’s very little sense ofcommunity or brotherly lovelike we’re used to in BC be-cause, well, why would therebe? It’s business.
Fortunately, Magnolia willstay in business as the ownersfigure out what’s next. Buttheir plight is a cautionarytale for other regions in NorthAmerica thinking the stagger-ing boom of craft breweriescan continue unabated.
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I’m going to let you in on a
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I knowaren’t really intowine
gadgets. The overwhelming
consensus is that all they really
want is a goodbottle ofwine,
decent glasses and a corkscrew.
Inmore or less that order.
So I say forget the trinkets
likewine charms andbottle
stoppers. In lieu of (or in addi-
tion to) a bottle ofwine, there
are a fewwine themedgifts that
I can standbehind. All of the
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undermyChristmas tree.
DropStop Pour Spout, $4.95plus tax (for a package oftwo), private wine stores.This small, flexible and reus-
able disk is surely one ofmy
favourite inventions. Just roll
it up andpop it in the neck of
the bottle. It allows you to pour
without annoying drips on the
table or an unsightly trickle on
the label. Sound like cheating?
I’ve swallowedmypride and
use drop stops religiously. The
perfect stocking stuffer.
Hungry For Wine: Seeing theWorld Through the Lens of aWine Glass by Cathy Huyghe,$28.62 through Amazon.I have a weakness for
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with her first book, HungryFor Wine. This collection of12 short chapters can be
devoured in one single sitting;
however, I preferred to savour
it slowly. Each chapter offers
plenty of food for thought as
Huyghe focuses on one spe-
cific wine then swirls it around
to reveal the greater social,
cultural, economical, political
or personal context. Perfect
for wine aficionados of all ilk.
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the paper version in time
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Union des Grands Crus deBordeaux tasting, tickets$95 (includes tax) availableat BC Liquor Stores.Treat your wine connais-
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Union des Grands Cru (UGC)
is a collective of Bordeaux
châteaux including many
of the region’s top names.
On Thursday, Jan. 28, 2016,
more than 40 château owners
belonging to the UGC will
make their way to Vancouver
to show off the 2013 vintage.
This is a rare opportunity to
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Coravin wine system,$385 plus tax atTheWineSyndicate.caI’m always skeptical about
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you to accesswine fromabottle
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As the creative director for
Vancouver’smost sought after
décor boutique anddesign firm
– TheCross – Stephanie Vogler
clearly has a penchant for all
things stylish. The approachably
chic aesthetic uponwhich the
brand has been built transitions
beautifully into Stephanie’s per-
sonal space and aswe tour her
family home, she shareswith
us the insider scoop on creating
a stylish, designer-approved
décor for the holidays.
What is it? A 1200-sq.-ft.southwest-facing condo
in Yaletown overlooking
Granville Street Bridge; two
bedroom, two bath with den.
Occupant (brief bio): I’m the
creative director for The Cross
Décor and Design, my hus-
band is the assistant treasurer
at SFU and our kids are seven
and nine years old.
Major selling feature: Thefantastic layout and the prime
location.
First thing I changed:Weadded proper built-in closets.
It makes all the difference in
the world and allowed for a
ton of extra storage (aka, more
clothes shopping!).
Feature I brag about: Thelight. Even on the darkest
Vancouver day, our condo is
flooded with light.
That one conversation piece:Outside: the view of the
bridge is very architectural
and the flow of traffic is actu-
ally quite soothing. Inside: the
kids’ bunk beds. We splurged
and got the nicest beds from
Restoration Hardware. Worth
every penny.
The décor: It’s constantlychanging. I love a beachy,
relaxed vibe, but I’m also very
influenced by European décor.
I stick to a neutral palette,
which allows me to add in
a colour depending on the
season or mymood.
The story behind the art/antiques/collectibles: As abuyer, I’m always on the hunt
to source things that others
will love. With art, I’m able to
find things that I can enjoy
and treasure all to myself.
Therefore, my art collection is
quite large. I have work wfrom
many local artist friends. I
cherish those pieces the most.
My vintage collection is mostly
made up of Limoges dishes.
I love delicate, pretty dishes
paired with rustic table linens.
Linens are another obses-
sion...
Downsides:We really needanother bedroom. Although
currently our kids love shar-
ing a room, but the writing is
on the wall... we needmore
space.
Neighbourhood haunts: Somany! We have lived here for
nine years and this truly is
our community. As a family,
we love going for pizza at
Bella Gelateria and to Homer
St. Cafe for brunch... Banana
Nutella French toast! When
John and I get a date night,
we love Rodney’s or Minami.
When I’m at work I often grab
a juice from Krokodile Pear or
a salad from Living Produce
Aisle or hold lunch meetings
at The Flying Pig. Girls night
splurge? Blue Water Café.
Howwould you describeyour holiday décor style?My holiday style is a mash
up of childhood nostalgia,
German tradition, and the
newest trends in décor. I insist
on having a real tree and our
decorating revolves around
our enormous collection of
ornaments. I bring home at
least a dozen or more of my
favourites from each season
at The Cross, so after 12 years
in business you can imagine
the abundance! Currently
I am loving our woodland
themed, felted and whimsical
ornaments that the kids love.
I’m also loving the copper
and rose gold trend in décor,
and I’ve worked in into my
Christmas decorating as well.
It blends in really nicely with
gold and silver and gives the
room a lovely, soft glow.
What tips can you share forintegrating holiday décorinto your usual designaesthetic? I usually clearall my usual surfaces before
adding in my décor. Put your
everyday things away, then
put your holiday décor out.
It’s a process but it allows for
a fresh and clean display. If
you are a modern minimal-
ist, I love the idea of a pile of
twinkle lights on the floor, or
simply draped over a mirror.
If you’re more of a maximal-
ist, keep the colour palette
simple; I prefer one feature
colour with lots of metallics
and natural elements. Be true
to what you love. Decorating
is a personal process and the
holidays are no exception to
thi s rule.
What item are youmostexcited about (décor-wise)for your holiday style? I’mfairly particular about our tree
and always want the biggest
one possible. This year it’s
taken over the living room and
I’m pretty happy about it. My
favourite part about trimming
the tree is the garlands. I’m
obsessed with garlands. The
other thing I get excited about
is my collection of vintage
tableware. I love pulling out
all my old favourites and I re-
ally enjoy setting the table for
Christmas dinner. W
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Style editor KelseyKlassenmakes her toppicks for Christmas
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Looking to spoil your loved
ones this Christmas? Here are
my picks for beauty products
that would win any wishlist.
Mix and match or put them
all together for one lavish
beauty bouquet.
Mario Badescu facial spraywith aloe, herbs and rosewater. $16, available atBeautyMark.Created by legendary sk-
incare brand Mario Badescu,
this is the one beauty
product (besides toothpaste)
that I actually share with my
husband. He and I both reach
for the rose water spray
religiously when our skin is
feeling tight. It’s refreshing,
hydrating, and beautifully
fragrant, while working over
and under makeup (or even
on hair), making it a versatile
and unisex addition to any
Christmas gift.
Leaves of Trees deodorant.$15, available at Beauty-Mark.My beauty routine leans
heavily towards organic and
natural products, and last
year I spent three months
trying to find an effective
alternative to antiperspirant.
It got so bad that I had to
send memos to my col-
leagues assuring them that
I was well aware of the “is-
sue”. I ultimately triumphed,
though, finding a brand that
worked for me. Which is why
I was leery to try an entirely
new product – one you mas-
sage on with your finger-
tips, no less! But Leaves of
Trees’ luxurious mousse-like
deodorant (made of sodium
bicarbonate and kaolin clay)
with its rapid absorption and
long-lasting efficacy won me
over right away. It works, and
looks and smells good doing
it. No wonder the Toronto-
based beauty line started
flying off shelves the minute
it arrived in Vancouver.
NYX V’amped up! lip topcoat. $8.99, available atLondon Drugs.It’s impossible to keep
up with every beauty trend,
especially when it involves
buying virtually all-new
makeup each time. Save your
Secret Santa the expense this
season with NYX’s fun, vampy
make-it-black stick – a lip-
stick top-coat, packed with
shea butter and vitamin E,
that turns any lip colour into
an on-trend shade of black.
The best part is the original,
base lip colour peeks through
just enough to keep things
interesting and suited to
every skin tone.
NeoStrata Glycolic Renewalsmoothing cream. $39,available at London Drugs.We all know someone
who struggles to keep up a
beauty regimen. So many
products, so little time! I’m
one of them: the guilty girl
who sometimes can’t be
bothered to moisturize or
exfoliate on any given night.
Enter the NeoStrata Acne
Clear collection, which made
its debut at the #LDBeauty
media event this past fall.
The standout for me was its
Glycolic Renewal Cream –
velvety moisturizer that does
double duty as an exfoliator,
revealing radiant skin under-
neath and working to control
breakouts. Gentle enough to
use daily, it’s now a must in
these dry winter months.
LUSH Sea Spray hair mist.$13.95, available at LUSH.Treat your favourite beach
babe to a spritz of summer
with the vegan LUSH Sea
Spray. With pleasant notes
of orange flower, grapefruit
and neroli, this all-natural
sea salt/sea water/seaweed
stocking stuffer holds hair in
place while adding shine and
body or ocean-kissed waves.
It has been my best friend on
holidays to humid locations
this year.
Fable Naturals vegan lipbalm. $6 each or $18 forthree, available at FableNaturals online and variousstores across Vancouver.Plastics and packaging
are another area I try to be
conscious in, which is why
I was thrilled to discover
Fable Naturals. Handmade
in Vancouver, these vegan lip
balms come in compostable
recycled-cardboard squeeze
tubes, with lip-saving
ingredients like olive oil,
coconut oil and cocoa butter.
My favourite flavour is fresh
mint, but the line also comes
in lemon coconut and vanilla
orange.
Aesop Geranium Leaf bodyscrub. $47, available atAesop.For the person who craves
a fresh start: the natural
exfoliants of pumice and
bamboo stem in this plant-
based Australian skin care
line combine to slough away
dead skin cells in the utmost
satisfying fashion while bo-
tanical oils keep everything
cool. This is the holy grail of
earth-friendly skin scrubs in
a convenient, display-worthy
metal tube.
Ilia Beauty silken shadowsticks. $37, available atKiss & Makeup.Locally grown success sto-
ry Ilia Beauty has branched
out from its universally
lauded organic lipsticks into
illuminators, moisturizers,
and eye shadows. Its new
no-fuss shadow sticks colour
on to create divine metallic
shimmer in shades of gold,
amber, burgundy and grey.
Made with a blend of healing
argan, sesame and rose oils
and soothing butters, the
crease-free formula stays
locked in place while mois-
turizing around the eye.
Saje Runners Rewardessential oil kit. $23.95,available at Saje NaturalWellness.Tension headaches,
migraines, muscle pain
– we all experience at least
one of these from time
to time. Geared towards
runners, Saje’s emergency
aromatherapy pack is a
thoughtful, travel-sized
relief delivery system for any
active person, boasting two
vials of roll-on pain relief
in one handy zip-up pouch.
Between the potent Pepper-
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THIS DECEMBERCOASTAL CHURCH PRESENTS
Th/17 Sa/19Fr/18MUSIC
PUGS & CROWS Juno Award-winning experimental jazz outfit
celebrate the release of EveryoneKnows Everyone, Part 2, featur-ing guest guitarist Tony Wilson
with special guests Inhabitants,
and Lee Hutzulak. 8pm at The
Western Front. Tickets $15 at
Front.bc.ca
THE NAUGHTY &NICE SHOW An
evening of livemusic from Spec-
tregates, Eric Campbell & the Dirt,
and Pink Licorice hosted by the
fierce and fabulous Tiffany Ann
Co. 9:30pm at Biltmore Cabaret.
Tickets $8 at TicketFly.com
THEATRE/DANCE
GOHBALLET’S THENUTCRACKERExperience Clara’s dreamcome
to life as she embarks on amagi-
cal journey through the Landof
Snow to the Kingdomof Sweets
in this traditional rendition of the
classicalmasterpiece, performed
to the livemusic of the Vancouver
OperaOrchestra. 7:30pmat The
Centre in Vancouver. Tickets at
GohNutcracker.com
EBENEEZER – A CHRISTMASGHOST STORY The holiday clas-sic get a dark and twisted rewrite
with an entertaining newmusi-
cal score in a vividly re-imagined
story celebrating the grim and
macabre aspects of the original.
8pm at Jericho Arts Centre.
Tickets at TicketsTonight.Ticket-
Force.com. Runs until Jan. 2.
ART
STREETSCAPES BY CAROL MC-QUAID Vancouver artist shows aseries of recent cityscapes and
townscapes in relief printmaking
and watercolour, a series fo-
cussed on our built environment
and howwe inhabit it. Opening
reception at 6pm at Vancouver
East Cultural Centre. Runs until
Jan. 25.
Su/20 Mo/21
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WHAT’S ONWESTENDER.COM
MUSIC
KEITHMASVITheannual foodbankfundrager returns for its sixth year
celebrating the legendaryStones
guitarist onhis 72ndbirthday, featur-
ingRickHope&His Evil Doers, the
Jolts, theViciousCyclesMC, Elliot C
Way&TheWildNorth, theRental-
men, theBallantynes, LaChinga, the
DahleBrothers, and theTranzmitors.
8pmatRickshawTheatre. Tickets
$15atRedCat, Zulu,Highlife,Nep-
toon, andTicketWeb.ca
AGYPSY JAZZCHRISTMAS VanDjango presents a festive Christmas
mix of nostalgic favourites, jazz
standards, pop tunes, and sing-
a-longs all delivered in swinging
gypsy-jazz stylewith a fewholiday
surprises. 8pmat St. James Com-
munity Hall. Tickets $20 at Red
Cat, Rufus’ Guitars, PrussinMusic,
Highlife andRogueFolk.bc.ca
A DYLAN THOMAS CHRISTMASVancouver Chamber Choir’s per-
formance of A Child’s Christmas
in Wales features the narrartion
of Russell Roberts and a special
appearance from the Vancouver
Youth Choir. 8pm at Shaughnessy
Heights United Church. Tickets
$27.50+ at Ticketmaster.ca
CHRISTMASWITH CHOR LEONIThe Vancouvermen’s chorus
captures the joy and beauty of the
festive seasonwith carols and sing-
a-longs with a dash of doo-wop
and barbershop in their quintes-
sential glorious sound. 4:30pm
at St. Andrew’s-Wesley Church.
Tickets $30+ at TicketsTonight.
TicketForce.com. All ages show.
COMEDY
KEVINBANNER A rising talent inCanadian comedy, having per-
formedwith Doug Stanhope, and
NormMacDonald, Banner has ap-
peared at Northwest Comedy Fest,
with self-professed “dark” sense
of humour tackling tough topics
with personable storytelling. 8pm
&10:30pmat ComedyMix. Tickets
$18 at TheComedyMix.com
MUSIC
A CHRISTMAS REPRISE 2015 Atreasured yuletide-season tradi-
tion returns as the Cantata Sing-
ers celebrate the holidays with a
matinee performance featuring a
repertoire that includes Poulenc,
de Victoria, Tallis, Mendelssohn,
and Franz Biebl. 2pm at Holy
Rosary Cathedral. Tickets $30 at
VancouverCantataSingers.com
A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS:FIND THE TRUE MEANING Van-couver Chamber Choir presents
this lively concert performance
of the classic, complete with live
actors, a jazz duo, and a special
appearance from the Vancouver
Youth Choir. 8pm at Shaughnessy
Heights United Church. Tickets
$27.50+ at Ticketmaster.ca
BOTTOM SHELF BOURBON TRIOThe urban folk-infused bluegrass
band hits the stage with special
guests the Soots, and Buffalo
Jones. 9:30pm at Pat’s Pub. Tick-
ets $10 at the door only.
JPNSGRLS Vancouver garage-popband play songs from their latest
LP Circulation, with special gueststhe Written Years, and Hawking.
8pm at Biltmore Cabaret. Tickets
$10 at Red Cat, and TicketFly.com
NICK LOWE’S QUALITY HOLIDAYREVUE British singer-songwriterarrives to spread some holiday
cheer featuring some new Christ-
mas Classics from Quality Street,both solo and with Los Straitjack-
ets. 9pm at Vogue Theatre. Tickets
$35 at Red Cat, Zulu, Highlife and
TicketWeb.ca. All ages show.
SOFT SERVE Vancouver rockerscelebrate the release of their self-
titled album in an early show with
special guests painted fruit. 8pm
at The Cobalt. Tickets $5 at the
door only.
PISTOLFISH Hard rock with funk,reggae, and ska influences from
the rock outfit out of Port Moody
as they celebrate the release of
their EP with special guest Mellt.
8pm at Studio Records. Tickets
$12 at the door.
MUSIC
BLACK BREATH Hardcore influ-enced death, black, and thrash
metal band out of Bellingham
play tunes from Slaves BeyondDeath, with special guests Burn-ing Ghats, Waingro, and Hopeleus.
8pm at The Astoria. Tickets $14 at
TicketFly.com
ROCK TILL YOU DROP! Uncle Sid,Chilled Clarity, Strip, and Mike
Machado put on a rockin’ show to
raise food for the Vancouver Food
Bank. 8pm at Rickshaw Theatre.
Tickets $10 with a nonperishable
food item or $15 without at the
door only.
BLUES FOR CHRISTMASVancouver’s blues community
comes together in its 30th year
to celebrate the holiday season
and raise funds for musicians in
need featuring Jim Byrnes, David
Gogo, Gary Comeau & the Voodoo
Allstars, Billy Dixon’s Soul Train
Express, andmanymore. 7:30pm
at Commodore Ballroom. Tickets
$25+ at Ticketmaster.ca
THE SINGING HEART Amagical,heartfelt, powerful performance
of holiday favourites including
original works as well as choral
numbers from Daniel Elder and
Jonathan Rathbone. 7:30pm at
Ryerson United Church. Tickets
$25 at PhoenixChoir.ca
THEATRE/DANCE
LOVE MUSICALLY Off Key Improvpresents this heart-warming,
musical tribute to the holiday
movie Love Actually exploring theequally romantic, comedic, and
musical moments of love, inspired
by stories of the audience. 2pm &
8pm at Studio 1398 on Granville
Island. Tickets $18 at LoveMusi-
cally.BrownPaperTickets.com.
Final performance.
MUSIC
A VERY PURPLE CHRISTMAS!Join Chin Injeti and a host of oth-
ers (the Lifetimes, Tonye Aganaba,
Dawn Pemberton, Buckman Coe,
Kyprios) for live performances
echoing the timelessness of
Prince, partying like it’s 1999 in
support of refugee initiatives.
9:30pm at Guilt & Co. Admission
by suggested donation of $20.
THEATRE/DANCE
GOHBALLET’S THE NUTCRACKERExperience Clara’s dream come to
life as she embarks on a magical
journey through the Land of Snow
to the Kingdom of Sweets in this
traditional rendition of the classi-
cal masterpiece, performed to the
live music of the Vancouver Opera
Orchestra. 7:30pm at The Centre
in Vancouver. Tickets at GohNut-
cracker.com. Runs until Dec. 22.
CHEAP&FUN
CHRISTMAS AT CANADA PLACECapture the spirit of the season
and stroll along the waterfront to
experience the nostalgic tradition
of the Woodward’s windows,
Christmas tree displays, crafts, a
holiday movie tent and the 15 ft.
snow globe you can take a snap-
shot inside. Visit CanadaPlace.ca
for details.
FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS VanDusenBotanical Garden lights up the
night with their annual holiday
festival where thousands of
twinkling lights decorate the
gardens turning it into a magical
winter wonderland, fun for the
whole family with holiday treats
and photos with Santa. 4:30pm
at VanDusen Botanical Garden.
Tickets at VanDusenGarden.org.
Runs until Dec. 31.
WINTER SOLSTICE LANTERNFESTIVAL The 22nd annualholiday celebration transforms
the Classical Chinese Garden into
a magical place with hundreds
of hand-made lanterns, live
music, shadow puppets and hot
aromatic tea – a perfect spot for
the family or for a fun date night.
6pm at Dr. Sun Yat-Sen Classical
Chinese Garden. Tickets $8+ at
EventBrite.ca
COMEDY
TOMMY CAMPBELL Stand-upcomic, and actor with appear-
ances on The Hour, Canada AMand digital sketch creator whose
shorts have been featured on
Funny Or Diewith an opening setfrom Greg Kettner and Katie West-
man. 7pm & 9:30pm at Yuk Yuk’s.
Tickets $20 at YukYuks.com
THEATRE/DANCE
MIXED NUTS Tradition with atwist! Families and kids of all ages
can enjoy this modern and engag-
ing retelling of Tchaikovsky’s “The
Nutcracker” combining ballet,
hip-hop, ballroom and classic
grand pas-de-deux. 2pm & 7pm at
Vancouver Playhouse. Tickets at
ArtsUmbrella.com
THE DAISY THEATRE Return-ing after two sold-out runs, this
production is different, daring,
and ridiculous as puppeteer
provocateur Ronnie Burkett and
his resident company of 40 mari-
onettes ensure no two shows are
ever the same. 8pm at Vancouver
East Cultural Centre. Tickets at
Tickets.TheCultch.com. Runs until
Dec. 20.
CHRISTMAS QUEEN 2 – YOU BET-TER WATCH OUT The ChristmasQueen saga continues as the
larger-than-life, blue-haired lady
drops in on ol’ Santa at the North
Pole to create a little chaos before
the big day. 7:30pm at the Improv
Centre on Granville Island. Tickets
at VTSL.com. Runs until Dec. 20.
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VOC SWEET SOUL GOSPELCHRISTMAS Checo Tohomasoand the dynamic VOC SSGCmix
together the sounds of soul, reg-
gae, Hawaiian, Calypso, jazz, and
R&B for an animated evening of
toe-tapping, sing-a-long, danc-
ing holiday fun. 7:30pm at St.
Andrew’s Wesley United Church.
Tickets $20 at the door only.
PITY SEX Indie rockers out ofAnn Arbor, Michigan hit the stage
in support of their upcoming
releaseWhite Hot Moon, withspecial guests Colleen Green and
Eskimeaux. 8pm at The Cobalt.
Tickets $13 at Red Cat, Zulu, and
TicketWeb.ca
FUNK THE HALLS FT. THE FUNKHUNTERS Vancouver based elec-tronic duo, aka Nick Middleton
and Duncan Smith, bring their
signature bass heavy sound and
stunning custom-curated visuals
to the stage for the first of two
shows with Moontricks, and
Exmag. 8pm at Commodore Ball-
room. Tickets $32.50 at LiveNa-
tion.com and Ticketmaster.ca
COMEDY
HO! HO! HO! The Fictionalspresent the Christmas Comedy
Show, a holiday-themed soireé
featuring local improv troupes.
8pm at Café Deux Soleils. Tickets
$7 at TheFictionals.com
THEATRE/DANCE
CHELSEA HOTEL: THE SONGSOF LEONARD COHEN A specialholiday run of the smash hit
musical – a powerful and inspi-
rational production of the songs
of the Canadian icon from six
performers playing 17 different
instruments. 7pm at Firehall
Arts Centre. Tickets at Firehal-
lArtsCentre.ca. Runs until Jan. 9.
EBENEEZER – A CHRISTMASGHOST STORY The holiday clas-sic get a dark and twisted rewrite
with an entertaining newmusi-
cal score in a vividly re-imagined
story celebrating the grim and
macabre aspects of the original.
8pm at Jericho Arts Centre. Tick-
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THEATRE/DANCE
NOTHING BUT TREBLE: A VAUDE-VILLE AFFAIR Join Little Miss Riskas she hosts the ultimate holiday
extravaganza, with live jazz from
Rossi Gang and vaudeville per-
formances from Burgundy Brixx,
Vixen Von Flex, and Frankie Faux.
9pm at Fox Cabaret. Tickets $15 at
EventBrite.com
A CHRISTMAS CAROL: ON THEAIR A tale as old as time breathesnew life as the beloved holiday
story is transformed into a live
1940s radio show in this stage
production from Peter Church.
8pm at Pacific Theatre. Tickets at
PacificTheatre.org or at 604-731-
5518. Runs until Jan. 2.
HANSEL AND GRETEL: AN EASTVAN PANTO This year’s editionof the weird and wonderful
panto is the story of the infamous
brother-sister duo, complete with
a gingerbread house, and a cute
little cannibal witch. 2pm & 7pm
at York Theatre. Tickets at Tickets.
TheCultch.com. Runs until Jan. 3.
CHEAP&FUN
ENCHANTED NIGHTS Bringyour imagination to explore the
whimsical wonders of a miniature
world of artisan fairies and sprite
villages donned with magical
lights and set to holiday music
and live entertainment amongst
the dome’s tropical plants and
exotic birds. 4pm at Bloedel
Conservatory. Tickets $8.50+ at
TicketsTonight.TicketForce.com.
Runs until Jan. 3.
THEATRE/DANCE
A CHRISTMAS STORY The classicholiday favourite gets a musi-
cal spin on the tale familiar to
anyone who has ever been a kid.
For nine-year-old Ralphie, only
an Official Red Ryder BB gun
will do under the tree, and this
Canadian premiere is a holiday
gift for the whole family. 1:30pm
at Stanley Industrial Alliance
Stage. Tickets at ArtsClub.com.
Runs until Dec. 27.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFEThe acclaimed holiday produc-
tion is back, with the story of
George Bailey and the townsfolk
in Bedford Falls, who with the
help of guardian angel Clarence
Odbody, are reminded that
faith, hope, love, and family are
what make life truly wonderful.
1:30pm at Granville Island Stage.
Tickets at ArtsClub.com. Runs
until Dec. 26.
PETER AND THE STARCATCHERThe story of the celebrated
character traces his journey from
lonely orphan to beloved boy
hero, on an adventure taking
him aboard the decks of the
Neverland ship. 1:30pm at Gold-
corp Stage at the BMO Theatre
Centre. Tickets at ArtsClub.com.
Runs until Jan. 10.
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the family-friendly musical
invites you to watch as James
is shipped off to live with his
wretched aunts, and all seems
lost until he discovers a magical
peach inhabited by fantastical
creatures. 2pm at Waterfront
Theatre. Tickets at Tickets.
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PARQUETCOURTSMonastic Living (RoughTrade)
After 2014’s Content Nau-sea, it was clear ParquetCourts (or Parkay Quarts,if you will) had set a de-cidedly different path forthemselves. Leaving behindthe indie post-punk theband became known for onLight Up Gold and Sun-
bathing Animal, the bandgot weird in the best waypossible. With it’s free jazz,lo-fi jangles, and compel-
ling spoken word diatribesrailing against the anxietyand alienation of moderntechnology, Content Nauseaserved as an artistic turningpoint for the band.
In so doing, it posed theinevitable question, whatwould Parquet Courts donext? Where would thispath take them?
The answer, it seems, isnowhere worth going.
On their latest album,Monastic Living, Parquet
Courts have inexplicablydecided to give a big middlefinger to their fans andanyone foolish enough topay for this record.The al-bum consists of roughly 30minutes of repetitive, sloppyinstrumental noodling.There is no song structure,only obnoxious, poorlyconstructed, self-indulgentnoise-scapes, interspersedwith directionless distortionand other nonsense.
The album’s high point
(and I use the term lightly)is the opener “No, no, no”,the only “song” on thealbum with any vocals. Itserves as an introduction tothe album, with lead singerAndrew Savage yelping, “Idon’t want to be a poet / Idon’t want to be shared withyour friends,” after whichhe promptly takes a vow ofsilence for the next 30 min-utes. If only the rest of theband had done the same.
Despite what the press
release might suggest, thisalbum does not representsome sort of high-mindedartistic statement. This isn’texperimentation: this is ahalf an hour of drunkenjam space masturbationthat should have never seenthe light of day.
This album is irredeem-able, unlistenable bullshit.You’ve been warned.
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Rating: !!!!!
Love Actually
gets musical
improv surpriseKELSEY KLASSEN@kelseyklassen
Since 2012, Contact WinterMusic Festival has establisheditself as Vancouver’s largestannual celebration of block-buster dance music, roundingup some of the electronicworld’s biggest stars for alate-December extravaganzaat BC Place. According toAlvaro Prol, co-founder oflocal promotion companyBlueprint Events, he and hisfellow organizers conceivedthe festival as a way to takeadvantage of the technical ca-pabilities of the stadium afterits refurbishment in 2011.
“The venue’s such a specialspace,” Prol tells Westenderduring a phone conversation.“Whenever you do a festi-val, you want a space that’sbeautiful, so most festivalsare outside.This particularbuilding has such a uniquecharacteristic with all theLED capabilities and beingable to animate the buildingfrom the outside inside.”
BC Place, he says, has anotherworldly sci-fi aesthetic.He explains, “The name Con-tact came from space, and theconcept of being in a space-ship when you’re there andhaving an immersive feeling.”
High-energy dance musicproved to be the perfect wayfor the folks at Blueprint andtheir co-organizers at LiveNation to channel the futuris-tic atmosphere they werelooking for. Although Prolhesitates to align Contactwith the American EDMcraze of the last few years,he promises that the two-dayevent is designed to pleasethe masses.
“Contact has always beenabout not going over people’sheads,” he says. “It’s aboutgood vibe music. Good en-ergy. Solid acts that are goingto go out there and [give theaudience] a good time.We’renot trying to do stuff that’soverly critically acclaimed.It’s not really what we wantthere.We want it to be a funparty from the minute youwalk in until the end.”
To this end, English trancetrio Above & Beyond andSteve Angello (of SwedishHouse Mafia) will head-line the first night on Dec.26, while Dutch house starHardwell and French rapper-producer DJ Snake are onthe bill for Dec. 27. In total,there are 18 acts across overthe two evenings, some ofwhom will perform at theside FVDED Stage on theconcourse.
Contact always takesplace during the dead zonebetween Christmas and NewYear’s Eve, and Prol says thatthese dates were chosen asoptimal party days. “Do-ing events for as long aswe have, I’ve always foundreally good success in thatperiod,” he observes. “Peopleare out of school and there’sa good vibe.The toughstuff ’s behind them, they’vehad a great time with theirfamilies, they’ve got new giftsand sweaters and whateverChristmas gifts they got andthey’re ready to go out andhave some fun.”
Although the festival isdesigned as a way for Van-couverites to celebrate andunwind, the same cannot besaid for the organizers. Prolspends 11 months of each
year planning Contact, andhe describes it as “a humon-gous amount of work formany, many people.” ComeFebruary, he’s going to turnhis focus to the 2016 edition.He laughs wearily whendescribing the behind-the-scenes efforts that go intoContact, and he admits thatbooking artists is the mostchallenging part. On top ofthat, he places a special em-phasis on safety, ensuring thatthe event is always overstaffedwith medical support workersand security.
Thankfully, all of this hardwork seems to paying off:tickets are selling well, andProl believes that the eventwill continue to thrive foryears to come. “We’re goingto continue to grow this thingto be bigger and more badassevery year,” he enthuses.“It will become, hopefully,something that will continueto drive a lot of traffic intothe city. People will come forContact and maybe they’llski or snowboard, and enjoyother offerings within Van-couver.” W
English electronic trio Above and Beyond headline this year’s Contact Winter Music Festival at BC Place. Contributed photo
Contact brings sci-fi dance
music to the massesALEX HUDSON@chippedhip
Alvaro Prol
Off Key Improv, one ofVan-couver’s only musical improvtroupes, tackles a Christmasclassic this season with thepremiere of Love Musically –a “heart-warming musicaltribute” to the star-studded2003 movie Love Actually.
Inspired by audiencestories instead of HughGrant’s sexually harassiveangst – the show will explorethe loves and relationships ofthe people who show up eachnight. Meanwhile, buildingoff the popularity of popculture-themed shows likeHunger Games:The Musicaland StarWars Burlesque – LoveMusically will feel like a moremodern version of a familiarholiday favourite.
“As a producer, I knew ifwe were going to a Christmasshow it would have to besomething audiences couldconnect with, and I realizedLove Actually hasn’t reallybeen done,” says producerJennifer Pielak. “I love howthe plotlines interweave in themovie.We’re not going to beimpersonating the charac-ters,” she continues. “We’regoing to talk to the audienceevery night, get inspiration offthe people that are there, andthen have those stories playout in the show.”
They will also be tossingaside the movie’s outdatedideas of love.
“The movie’s prettyhetero-normative and kindof misogynistic,” says Pielak,pointedly, “so I’m challeng-ing my cast to not be thatway.To be more present-dayand have the show be moreof a reflection of what’s go-
ing on in Vancouver.”Since it’s inception in
2012, Off Key Improv hasbeen charting a course inVancouver to bring musicalimprov to the mainstream.Their debut show, Off Key:An Improvised Musical, usedmusical theatre tropes tocreate a one-act musical eachnight based on an audience-provided title.
It’s a skill Pielak, a trainedsinger, picked up while study-ing musical improv at SecondCity in Chicago.
“That changed my life,”says Pielak. “I got so inspiredand was like, ‘I have to bringthis toVancouver.’”
From there, she and musi-cal director Peter Abandoformed a group, whichdebuted its unique shticklast year at rEvolver festival,followed by the NewYorkMusical Improv Festival andtheVancouver InternationalImprov Festival. Love Musi-cally, however, will be theirfirst major show since then.
“A lot of people love towatch this movie at Christmastime and, when I first watchedit – a long time ago – I justremember the feeling it leftme with: one of, warm fuzzies,love and the honesty of whatcan happen at Christmastime,” she explains. “Becauseit’s Christmas and so joyfuland happy, people do bravethings and say what theymean to say. But it can also bequite sad and melancholy.”
The show description thus-ly warns to expect wintery-ishtunes, mulled wine and agood laugh or cry. W
! Love Musically runs fromDec.16-20 at Studio 1398(1398 Cartwright).Tickets are$18;OffKeyImprov.com.
Cast members from Love Musically. Contributed photo
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‘Mixed Nuts’reinvents timelessChristmas classic
For the past three decades,Arts Umbrella has been aleaping-off point for BC’syoung professional dancers –a place for aspiring dancersto learn and grow into futurecareers. Lately, though, thenot-for-profit, contemporaryballet school has been reach-ing dizzying new heights,attracting the world’s leadingchoreographers to comeand work with the students,while producing recruitsready for the hottest globaldance companies.
Nederlands Dans Theater(NDT), Les Ballets Jazzde Montréal and BatshevaDance Company have allcome calling for graduates inthe past few years. Mean-while, on the performanceroster this year so far is workby Ballet BC resident cho-reographer Cayetano Soto,ex-Batsheva dancer SharonEyal, Canadian choreog-rapher Aszure Barton, thelegendary Marie Chouinard,
up-and-coming Israeli cho-reographer Tom Weinberger,and an extraordinary BalletBC collaboration that willsee 12 dancers from
Arts Umbrella’sgraduate programin a new MedhiWalerski piece inMarch.
“That is thebackbone of theprogram,” sayslongstandingartistic directorArtemis ‘Arty’Gordon of the high-profile guests.
“I think from theday that we started,our mandate was alwaysabout education andresearch.To really identifyand dig deep for what makesa dance artist valuable andrelevant today.Who arethe choreographers?What are they doing?How does ballettechnique needto be developedin order to re-ally elevatethe artform,
as opposed to mimic whathappened hundreds of yearsago?”
And, if the idea is torethink tradition, Arts Um-
brella surely outdoes itselfeach Christmas.
Taking the iconic suite ofThe Nutcracker, each yearthe students crack it wideopen, reworking some ofthe ballet’s most iconicscenes with the help ofCanada’s young-gun
choreographers.They call it
Mixed Nuts:Tradition with aTwist.
“MixedNuts is notthe con-
temporary work that we do,but it is definitely ‘us’,” saysGordon with a laugh.
“We’ve taken The Nut-cracker and tried to make itrelevant to what we’re doinghere, using local chore-ographers and taking thetraditional idea and asking,‘How would you contempo-rize it?’”
This year, Mixed Nuts fea-tures choreography by KiddPivot dancer Cindy Salgado,ex-NDT dancer Lesley Tel-ford, Arts Umbrella instruc-tors Lynn Sheppard andLina Fitzner, and RachaelPrince, Gilbert Small and
Livona Ellis ofBallet BC.
“I use a lot ofthe Ballet BC danc-
ers, to try out choreog-raphy,” explains Gordon.
“That’s part of what we do– develop choreographers forBallet BC.”
In fact, some of Arts Um-brella’s recent success can bedirectly tied to their relation-ship with Ballet BC, and theresurgence of the reper-tory company under artisticdirector Emily Molnar as aforce in the North Americandance scene.
Acting in a quasi farmteam capacity, Arts Umbrella
sends rising talents up, andBallet BC sends choreogra-phers down to develop theirvoices as artists.
What that means forMixed Nuts is, before theopening party scene can set-tle into its traditional waltz,the dancers break out into adisco-ready hustle instead.The famous fight betweenthe soldiers and mice, full ofdashing and danger and bigjumps? It’s now set to hiphop music with swords andserious street-style moves.And they say you can alwaysjudge a Nutcracker by its“Snow” scene, but criticshave probably never seen itdone en pointe, full tutu, as ahockey brawl.
Traditionalists shouldn’tdismay, however. Amidst allthe holiday hoopla, Gordonassures that they never touchthe final grand pas – leav-ing the most anticipatedmoment of the Tchaikovsky-scored masterpiece fullyclassical and in its originalform. W
! Arts Umbrella DanceCompany’s Mixed Nuts:Tradition with aTwist is attheVancouver Playhouse Dec.18-19.Tickets start at $15;ArtsUmbrella.com.
Arts Umbrella breaks Nutcracker wide open
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A dancer fromMixed Nuts – Arts Umbrella’sannual spin on The Nutcracker. Contributedphoto
Tickets go on sale this Fridayfor the inaugural JFL North-West comedy festival, takingplace from Feb. 18-27 atvenues acrossVancouver.
The product of a partner-ship betweenVancouver’stwo-season-old NorthWestComedy Fest and Montrealcomedy institution Just ForLaughs, the new festival willpresent a mix of stand-up,sketch and improv.
Headliners include DailyShow hostTrevor Noah, stand-up legendWanda Skykes,actor and author Lewis Black,YouTube sensation MirandaSings, Canadian funnymanJeremy Hotz, NewYork-basedcomedianTodd Barry, Indianfilm starVir Das and more.
In addition, the festivalwill also highlight up-and-coming local talent withthe Best of theWest series,featuring Instagraham, Hip.Bang!, 10 Speed,The HeroShow, Sidekicks, PhantomSignal, AliciaTobin’s ComeDrawWith Me, Kings HeadComedy,The Ryan and AmyShow, Kyle Bottom’s Com-edy Bucket, Jokes Please! andTeenage Dirtbag. W
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Vancouver Men’s Chorus Sings For Gay Syrian RefugeesNow in our 35th season, it was a hugely exciting and humbling experience for the 90+ VMC chorus members to
perform an outreach fundraising Making Spirits Bright show on December 9th. Our audience was comprised of local
community groups, and the funds raised were in support of Rainbow Refugees, a wonderful Vancouver society who
are sponsoring a gay Syrian couple currently in hiding in Turkey. The fundraising efforts contributed sufficient funds
that their refugee application could now begin. For more information about contributing to Rainbow Refugees, please
visit their website: www.rainbowrefugee.ca.
Thank YouA huge “thank you” to you, our fabulous audience. 2015 has been an absolutely stellar VMC year and it’s thanks to our
many individual and corporate supporters that 2016 is set for more of the same! In 2015, we performed our mainstage
shows “MEN” and “Making Spirits Bright”, our ever popular Singing Can Be a Drag was a huge success in both New
Westminster and Vancouver, we were the guests of Chor Leoni for the inaugural VanMan Summit at the Chan Centre, and
we were accompanied by a huge contingent of Scotiabank employees on the colourful and wonderful Vancouver Pride march.
What a blast! Check out our 2016 event line up on our website, and be sure to sign-up for emailed updates.
VMC Releases New CD – Making Spirits Bright: Live!Available on the VMC website,at Scotiabank @ 1500 Marine Drive (Marine & MacGowan), North Vancouver,
and at Scotiabank @ 591 Cardero Street, Vancouver. Live recordings from our recent sell-out Making Spirits
Bright shows. A great stocking stuffer for Mom!
are sponsoring a gay Syrian couple currently in hiding in Turkey. The fundraising efforts contributed sufficient funds
that their refugee application could now begin. For more information about contributing to Rainbow Refugees, pleasethat their refugee application could now begin. For more information about contributing to Rainbow Refugees, please
A huge “thank you” to you, our fabulous audience. 2015 has been an absolutely stellar VMC year and it’s thanks to our
many individual and corporate supporters that 2016 is set for more of the same! In 2015, we performed our mainstage
shows “MEN” and “Making Spirits Bright”, our ever popular Singing Can Be a Drag was a huge success in both Newshows “MEN” and “Making Spirits Bright”, our ever popular Singing Can Be a Drag was a huge success in both New
Westminster and Vancouver, we were the guests of Chor Leoni for the inaugural VanMan Summit at the Chan Centre, andWestminster and Vancouver, we were the guests of Chor Leoni for the inaugural VanMan Summit at the Chan Centre, and
we were accompanied by a huge contingent of Scotiabank employees on the colourful and wonderful Vancouver Pride march.we were accompanied by a huge contingent of Scotiabank employees on the colourful and wonderful Vancouver Pride march.
VMC Releases New CD – Making Spirits Bright: Live!VMC Releases New CD – Making Spirits Bright: Live!Available on the VMC website,at Scotiabank @ 1500 Marine Drive (Marine & MacGowan), North Vancouver,
www.vancouvermenschorus.ca
The Vancouver Men’s Chorus Gets Busy!
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FILM & TVWESTENDER.COM
Mike Dopud is a familiarface in the world of sciencefiction film and television,but if his life were a movie,Netflix would probablycategorize it as Action-Ad-
venture Sci-fi Dramedy.The veteranVancouver
actor is a former CFLer andstunt artist (there’s the Ac-tion) who travels around theworld portraying an array ofcharacters, many within thescience fiction sphere (there’sthe Adventure and Sci-fi).
And the Dramedy?Well,that’s the rhythm of life, andDopud’s life – as he recentlydescribed it over coffee in a
South Granville café – hasunfolded to a steady, some-times syncopated, beat.
Dopud is currentlyshooting a role in Tomboy,ARevenger’sTale with Sigour-neyWeaver and MichelleRodriguez (he can’t disclosetoo much about the role,but reveals that he plays anurse who works closely withWeaver’s doctor character).
He can also be seen in TheChristmasTruce – a holidaymovie-of-the-week aboutthose few days in the FirstWorldWar when the conflicton theWestern Front took abrief but welcome hiatus.
In 2016, Dopud will gracethe big screen in a very differ-ent kind of film: Virtual Revo-lution, a noir take on virtualreality in which Dopud starsas an agent on the hunt forcyber-terrorists. It’s a sweetmoment in an evolving careerthat began in a darkenedtheatre, when a pre-pubescentDopud took in a screening ofthe original Mad Max.
“The post-apocalypticworld [of Mad Max] was dirtyand grungy and crazy, and itresonated for me for whateverreason,” says Dopud. “I wasconvinced I was going to be inthe movies. I wanted to be apart of this.”
But he was growing up inMontreal’sWest Island, where“nobody was an actor, andso I always steered clear ofacting, just because I didn’tknow anything about it.”
Dopud loved sports, andhe was good at quite a fewof them, so even thoughhe spent his Friday nightswatching films like Rockyand Escape from NewYork,he made athletics his toppriority.
He played football forSouthern Illinois University,and was drafted by the Sas-katchewan Roughriders.
“That was a dream cometrue,” says Dopud. “I madeit – and then I got hurt.”
Next there was hockey,and another injury, and thena move west to make a go ofit in the corporate world.
Increasingly, though,Dopud met people in theentertainment industry whothought he could succeed infilm andTV, both as a stuntartist and as an actor. Finally,he listened.
“I literally went next dayto the union offices, and said,‘Hi, I want to be an actor,what do I need to do, do Ineed an agent, do I needheadshots?’” Dopud laughs.“They all laughed at me,literally.”
But Dopud persevered. Hegrins widely when he recallsone of his first times on set.
“OnThe X-Files, theyasked me to pick up DavidDuchovny, and say, ‘1, 2, 3,’”says Dopud.
He picked up Duchovny,counted to three, and movedhim as directed – and in that
moment, he rediscovered afamiliar feeling.
“That rush of ‘Action!’and ‘Rolling!’ and nerves andadrenaline, it was the closestthing to sports that I couldsense,” says Dopud, who nowdivides his time between LAandVancouver. “I found mycalling.”
Although he maintainsclose ties with the stuntworld, today, he’s exclusivelyan actor. His credit list readslike a recent history of theVancouver sci-fi scene: Con-tinuum; Battlestar Galactica;all three of the Stargate series(as well as recurring roles onnon sci-fi fare like Arctic Air,Strange Empire, and CedarCove).
Dopud attributes theabundance of sci-fi roles inhis filmography toVancou-ver’s longtime status as asci-fi capitol, and says that heapproaches every role fromthe same place.
“I believe that acting isbased on honesty, and tellinga story,” says Dopud. “If thatmeans that I’m telling a storyon a ship and I’m runningfrom aliens, or in front of abeautiful woman, or in frontof a guy I’m about to rob abank with, I’m still, at theend of the day, a character,and I’ve got to be honest.
“The sci-fi fans have beengreat to me,” he adds. “Theyfollow my career. I’ve beenlucky.They seem to like mywork, which is really cool.”
It’s how he ended up star-ring inVirtual Revolution: thedirector was a fan of Dopud’swork in Stargate, and invitedhim to be a part of his featurefilm directorial debut.
Dopud describes VirtualRevolution as a mix of BladeRunner and Highlander.
“There’s sword fighting,and most of the sword fight-ing is in the virtual world,and the other dark and grittystuff is in the present,” saysDopud. “I just love thatconcept.”
InVirtual Revolution –which shot in Paris earlierthis year – Dopud is Nash,a shadow agent “hired bycorporations and the govern-ment to track down terroriststhat are either in the realworld or the virtual worldthat are trying to affect thevirtual reality in those worlds,either to destroy them ormanipulate them.”
Dopud is happy with hislife in sci-fi (he’s heading toToronto to shoot a four-epi-sode arc on Dark Matter), buthe’s always eager to exploredifferent genres.
“I’ve played a lot of darkcharacters, or evil characters,and a lot of people see you asthat, and it’s hard to changeperceptions,” says Dopud.“I’d love to try romanticcomedy, or do a sitcom.” W
',*+ )*$(#!&"#,$.-+ %$+-mieres on Showcase on Dec. 17.
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Veteran actor Mike Dopud relishes his latest role in VirtualRevolution. Contributed photo
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The housing market in Brit-ish Columbia has strength-ened throughout 2015, andwhile the final numbersfor the year are not yet in,
the Canadian Real EstateAssociation has revised itsforecast upward for theprovince.
Prices in BC will haveincreased 11.5 per cent bythe end of the year comparedwith last year, according to
the CREA.This is up threepercentage points fromSeptember’s forecast of 8.5per cent.The average pricewill reach $633,800, and theprovince will continue to bethe only one in Canada toexceed the national average
increase of 8.4 per cent, withthe average price reaching$442,600 across the country.
“The upward revisionreflects average price gains inBritish Columbia and Ontar-io together with a projectedincrease in their proportionof national sales,” the CREAsaid in a press release.
In 2016, BC will see afurther 2.1 per cent increaseto $646,900; this will be thesecond-highest growth ratein the country, after Ontario(2.9 per cent).
Sales activity in BC willhave increased 21.4 per cent
over 2015, with an expected102,000 units changinghands.This is expected toslow somewhat in 2016; thenumber of units sold is fore-cast to decrease three per centto 98,900 units. Meanwhile,the number of units soldacross Canada will dip 1.1 percent to 498,600, “as activityin BC and Ontario moderatesand housing market condi-tions soften in Alberta.”
“Recently announcedchanges to mortgage regula-tions that take effect earlynext year risk, cooling hous-ing markets beyond Greater
Vancouver and the GTA,their intended targets,” theCREA said.
In response to themortgage changes an-nounced Dec. 11 , BlueshoreFinancial Credit UnionCEO Chris Catliff said theincreased minimum down-payment for homes over$500,000 will have an effecton the “non-high-end” realestate market, but the luxurymarket, driven by foreignbuyers, is less likely to see animpact. W
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The holiday season is hereand this is the time of yearreserved for stretchy pants,drinking wine and stuffing ourfaces with food. I don’t evenlook at my jeans this time ofyear: if it’s not going to ex-
pand with my waist or have adrawstring then you can forgetabout it, because it’s seriouslyall about the food.
Now I know what you arethinking, “Gasp! But aren’tyou a nutritionist?”
I sure am folks. I am alsoa Libra on the cusp of Virgoor something, depending towhom I talk to.The point is,the 80/20 rule is in full effectfor me this time of year.Thisrule implies that if you are
eating a healthy, whole foodsbalanced diet most of thetime, then 20 per cent of thetime, go ahead, throw on thesweatpants and strap on thefeedbag.
Basically, December is my20 for the whole year. Nowthis doesn’t mean I throwmy whole foods rulebook outthe window, it just meansit’s smothered in more gravythan I would usually have(with an extra side of gravy ifI’m really feeling like gettingcrazy). Lots of social andfamily gatherings this holidayseason means lots of food,and tons of sugary treats.Thislifestyle is usually followedby a NewYear’s resolution ofeating healthier and exercis-ing more, just like last year,and the one before that.
You can balance out thisprocess by offering someside dishes that are bit morehealth conscious withoutsacrificing flavour and helpyour transition to yourinevitable healthy NewYear’sresolution smoother.
Bring common side dishesto the forefront for healthieror even veggie alternative, orfind creative ways to boostup some common side dishesand impress your dinnerguest’s taste buds and feedtheir health.
ROASTEDBRUSSELSSPROUTS
This can be a big hit, allyou have to do is roast themin the oven with some bal-samic vinegar, sea salt andpepper. I personally like toadd grapes and walnuts andhave recently tried some withParmesan cheese. It’s seri-
ously a cornucopia of flavourhitting your taste buds. Andof course, because you aregoing to anyways, add bacon.
CORNBREADSTUFFING
Instead of the traditionalsourdough or crusty bread,bring the South into yourhome by using crumbledcornbread. Add your favoritespices for added flavoursand make your stuffing likea boss.
SWEET POTATOCASSEROLE
Ditch the traditional ad-dition of marshmallows andmilk for coconut milk andadd vanilla bean for a twist.No one will be able to resist,
and your vegan friends willpraise you.
BROCCOLIPump up your side of
broccoli by roasting themwith olive oil, cashews, applecider vinegar and salt andpepper, and, if you feel likegetting crazy, add a drizzle ofbalsamic reduction.
ROASTEDVEGGIESSo simple but you can
really wow your family andfriends by throwing somenutrient-packed veggies inthe mix. Just choose your fa-vorite veggies, dress them upwith your favorite herbs andspices, drizzle with olive oil,maybe add some nuts andseeds to the mix and voila!Instant gratification! W
Sumptuous side dishes for the holidaysPatty Javier GomezWholeNourishment@WholeNourishBC
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The Neanderthals were a different human species
that coexisted with our ancestors, homo sapiens,
for at least 5,000 years. But they eventually died out
while our people thrived. Why? One reason, says sci-
ence writer Marcus Chown, is that we alone invented
sewing needles. Our newborn babies had well-made
clothes to keep themwarm and healthy through
frigid winters. Neanderthal infants, covered with ill-
fitting animal skins, had a lower survival rate. Chown
suggests that although this provided us with a mere
one per cent survival advantage, that turned out to
be significant. I think you’re ready to find and use a
small yet ultimately crucial edge like that over your
competitors, Aries.
Artist Robert Barry created “30 Pieces,” an installation
that consisted of pieces of paper onwhich he had
typed the following statement: “Something which is
very near in place and time, but not yet known tome.”
According tomy reading of the astrological omens,
this theme captures the spirit of the phase you’re now
entering. But I think it will evolve in the comingweeks.
First it’ll be, “Something which is very near in place
and time, and is becoming known tome.” Bymid-
January it could turn into, “Something which is very
near and dear, and has become known tome.”
“There is in every one of us, even those who seem to
bemostmoderate, a type of desire that is uncanny,
wild, and lawless.” Greek philosopher Plato wrote that
in his book The Republic, and I’m bringing it to your
attention just in time for your Season of Awakening
and Deepening Desire. The coming days will be a time
when you can, if you choose, more fully tune in to the
uncanny, wild, and lawless aspects of your primal
yearnings. But wait aminute! I’m not suggesting you
should immediately take action to gratify them. For
now, just feel them and observe them. Find out what
they have to teach you. Wait until the new year before
you consider the possibility of expressing them.
Congratulations! You have broken all your previous
records for doing boring tasks that are good for you.
In behalf of the other eleven signs, I thank you for
your heroic, if unexciting, campaign of self-improve-
ment. You have not only purified your emotional
resources and cleared out some breathing room for
yourself, but you have also made it easier for people
to help you and feel close to you. Your duty has not
yet been completed, however. There are a fewmore
details to take care of before the gods of healthy
tediumwill be finished with you. But start looking for
signs of your big chance to make a break for freedom.
They’ll arrive soon.
The English word “fluke” means “lucky stroke.” It
was originally used in the game of billiards when a
player made a good shot that he or she wasn’t even
trying to accomplish. Later its definition expanded to
include any fortuitous event that happens by chance
rather than because of skill: good fortune generated
accidentally. I suspect that you are about to be the
beneficiary of what may seem to be a series of flukes,
Leo. In at least one case, though, your lucky break
will have been earned by the steady work you’ve
done without any fanfare.
You may not have to use a literal crowbar in the
coming weeks, but this rough tool will serve you
well as a metaphor. Wherever you go, imagine that
you’ve got one with you. Why? It’s time to jimmy
open glued-shut portals, to pry loose mental blocks,
to coax unyielding influences, to nudge intransigent
people free of their fixations. Anything that is stuck or
jammed needs to get unstuck or unjammed through
the power of your willful intervention.
The comingweekswill be a favorable time for you to
consort with hidden depths and unknown riches. In ev-
eryway you can imagine, I urge you to go deeper down
and further in. Cultivate amore conscious connection
with the core resources you sometimes take for grant-
ed. This is one timewhen delving into the darkness
can lead you to pleasure and treasure. As you explore,
keep inmind this advice fromauthor T. Harv Eker: “In
every forest, on every farm, in every orchard on earth,
what’s under the ground createswhat’s above the
ground. That’s why placing your attention on the fruits
you have already grown is futile. You can’t change the
fruits that are already hanging on the tree. But you can
change tomorrow’s fruits. To do so, youwill have to dig
below the ground and strengthen the roots.”
In the comingweeks, the pursuit of pleasure could
drain your creative powers, diminish your collaborative
possibilities, andwear you out. But it’s also possible
that the pursuit of pleasurewill enhance your creative
powers, synergize your alliances, and lead you to new
opportunities. Whichwaywill you go? It all depends on
the kinds of pleasures you pursue. The dumb, numb-
ing,mediocre typewill shrink your soul. The smart,
intriguing, invigorating variety will expand yourmind.
Got all that? Say “hell, no” to trivializing decadence so
you can say, “Wow, yes” to uplifting bliss.
Garnets are considered less valuable than diamonds.
But out in the wild, there’s an intimate connection
between these two gemstones. Wherever you find
garnets near the surface of the earth, you can be
reasonably sure that diamonds are buried deeper
down in the same location. Let’s use this relationship
as ametaphor for your life, Sagittarius. I suspect you
have recently chanced upon ametaphorical version
of garnets, or will do so soon. Maybe you shouldmake
plans to search for the bigger treasure towards which
they point the way.
Ready for the Cool Anger Contest? You can earnmaxi-
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Bonus points will be awarded for your ability to tact-
fully articulate complicated feelings, as well as for your
emotionally intelligent analyses that inspire people to
respond empathetically rather than defensively. What
are the prizes? First prize is a breakthrough in your
relationship with an ally who could be crucial to your
expansion in 2016. Second prize is a liberation from
one of your limiting beliefs.
A fourth-centurymonknamedMartinwas apioneer
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for all grape-growers.What’s your equivalent ofMartin’s
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“Thedeepesturge inhumannature is thedesire tobe
important,” saideducatorJohnDewey. If that’s true,
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fulfilledmorethan ithas ina longtime.Theastrological
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valuetootherpeople.You’reunusually likely tobeseen
andappreciatedandacknowledgedforwhoyoureallyare.
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