Strap-On Halo Lyrics by Andy Christ To Deceive Deceiving is just a word · Being deceiving is an action · You may know this that is true · But do you say or do you do? · I see the light · Deceiving can be done by saying or doing, either one · But they’re most effective when both of these are done

100 Feet See him stand now · See him fall down · See him hanging on your wall · You’re dead, you’re dead · Pray · Close my door · Turn out the lights · Jump into bedClose my eyes tight · And the walls start talking to me · Foonu channy ticki chi · Creeps of dark · Dirty souls · The blood cleans us tonight · Fallen angels drop like flies · I’m gonna hold on tight! · Four in the morning in downtown Long Beach · Working the graveyard!

Robots Don’t Bend You and I have been locked in · Everyone else has already been programmed · Every step we take they stand in front of us · Robots don’t bend their ways they just · Get in the way! · So we have to remember it has no gender · So we have to remember robots don’t · Your minds are as crooked as your torsos · You’re a robot that only moves at the waist · When your teeth gnaw on the cage it’s gotta hurt · It looks so painful but it’s the sound that’s the worst · So we have to remember · Robots don’t bend · Praise Jesus you’re dead · All these people make me nervous

Hi, I’m Exactly The Kind Of Guy Who Shouldn’t Carry A Gun When every little thing is full of crap · All you need is more · Taste the lead particles · You’re a scarecrow now · The bullet speaks from me through you · Not unlike your priest used to · Liars make better lovers · Lovers make better users · And users make bad friends · Falling down on your back · Eyes wide open · I know you’ll thank me latter · I’ve got some thanks for you · The hole in your heart · The hole in your heart · I’ve got some thanks for you · Bye, bye my friend · Now that I’ve had my way · Some parts are stiffer than others · When every little thing is full of crap · All you need is more, I’ll give you more · Once a tormented face · Now my smile grows wider · The bullet speaks from me through you · Not unlike your priest used to

Reject She will do what it takes to be left alone · Even if it means something she’ll regret · Because she can’t take one more second with you · (Can’t take the pain)Tonight they stabbed you in the back it’s alright · My back has scars too · It reads like a road map · Full of alleys and full of crap · Full of alleys and full of crapThey stabbed you in the back · And that is a fact · (Violence erupts) · I will do what it takes to be left alone · Even if it means something she’ll regret · Because I can’t take one more second with you · You seduced me in the rain · And you took my hand and said · That you promised that you loved me · But now I have four Flat tires later · You took my heart and now · You broke it all apart · I will survive

I Had A Girl I had a girl that did me good · I had a girl that understood · But I fucked up · So now I have a girl that gives me all I want · But what I want she doesn’t have I fucked up · Feel so big · Feel so small · Feel so big · When will it stop · (Julie was a bad girl · She was a bad girl) · Everyday is the same for me All I do is hurt, need and die · So why am I the only one · When it’s so easy · Dying to live, my struggle for living I die · Cause what’s freedom when you’renailed to the 100 foot high cross? · I don’t know

4th Of Julie Something happened on the 4th of July · I saw my girlfriend and I said goodbye · Said goodbye let her die · Let her die in my mind · The only real thingabout you is you’re fake · Do I see more than this? · Go away before I piss · Standing on the verge · Now you run home sick fuck · How does it feel?You haven’t seen nothing yet · You’re looking nice now · Don’t stop for me · Devils are real · Now that I’ve had my way · Four parts are better than oneYou lost your mind · You lost it when you lost control · The next time she wants me to hear her lies · All she’ll be hearing is a laugh · Cause now I just fuckIt doesn’t have to be quick · To be meaningless · So now I just fuck · Why did I think you were for me? · I thought you could set me free · Take away, stand stillAs if no one around · Except you my love · If only it lasted · Except you my love · I want to be set free!

I Want To Be A T.V. Evangelist The love is gone my blood runs thick · The soul is so heavy · I’m feeling sick · You lost your love · My heart goes limp · I’m growing tired I’m feelingsick · No I feel sick · No I feel sick · Just like a fly on the wall · So I can fly away when I want · When the apple was bit · It was this fly that finished itMy nails get shorter my nerves get severed · The love is gone I’m feeling sick · My anger grows deeper, 100 ft. deeper · It permeates the oxygenI’m feeling sick · No I feel sick · No I feel sick What Is Your Name? What is your name? · What is your name? · I know what they used to call you but you’re much different now · What is your name? · What is your name? My screen is busted and the window wont shut · I’m seven floors up I’m seven floors up, and I heard a scream · Who broke my screen? · What is your name?What is your name? · I know what they used to call you but you’re much different now · My screen is busted and the window wont shut · I’m seven floors upI’m seven floors up and I heard a scream · I guess, I guess, I guess they call you dead · Fly x 7

100 Feet Deeper See him stand now · See him fall down · See him hanging on your wall · You’re dead! · You’re dead! · Praise Jesus you’re dead! · Hooray! · It doesn’t reallymatter how hard you try · It doesn’t make a difference just how you die · You do a little medicine to calm you down · Hope the father in the sky don’t wear afrown · And you don’t know the difference between the holy ghost · Or the angels in the sky · Or the demons below · Everyday is the same for me · All I dois hurt, need and die So why am I the only one · When it’s so easy · Dying to live, my struggle for living I die · Cause what’s freedom when you’re nailedto the 100 ft. high cross · I don’t know To this world, I leave knowing that I brought a little more peace and goodwill to you. I leave my records to Mike, and my books to Barbara, and that’s all I have left. He puts it on · Girl’s underwear and a gun · Nothing can stop him from · His final thrill · To end it all · End it all · You’re dead!

Originally recorded in 1996 by Smiddi, Marangon, Rob Rhyu and Andy Christ.

Reasembled and mixed byLewis Richards, Loopy C,Matt 6, and Andy Christfor Inspector 19 ©2003

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STRAP-ON HALO

J.W.D.

JESUS WORE DICKIES SAYS THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!

WHAT TO PRAYDear God, I know that this album was written by Andy Christ and Smiddi. I do believe in the engineering power of Rob-ot. I understand that it was produced by Jesus Wore Dickies for God Help Me! Music. I now invite JWD to come into my heart and life as my per-sonal Saviour.

NOBODY ELSE CAN SAVE YOU.TRUST JESUS WORE DICKIES TODAY!

Your answer was yes and this is just the beginning of a wonderful new life with JWD. Now:1. Listen to Jesus Wore Dickies everyday to get to know Andy Christ better.2. Feel the concept written by Andy Christ for God Help Me! music.3. Know that the comic illustration was by T. Frumgen4. Tell others about J.W.D.

Here’s help to grow as a new believer! Listen to Terminal Island, available now atthe iTunes store.

Did you accept Jesus Wore Dickies as your ownpersonal Saviour? YesDate ______________

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE ALIVE OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

Andy Christ said, "When the apple was bit, it was the fly that finished it." Inspector 1:9

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EVANGELIST - ANDY CHRIST

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J.W.DISCLAIMER-THE CONTENT OF THIS ALBUM AND THE IDEAS EXPRESSED WITHIN IT ATTEMPT TO ILLUSTRATE THROUGH HYPERBOLE THE TABLOIDIZATION OF RELIGION AND THE SELLING OF GOD. IT SERVES NOT AS AN INDICTMENT AGAINST RELIGION.

PSALM 1 BORN AGAIN PSALM 2 TO DECEIVE PSALM 3 WE’LL BE TOGETHER PSALM 4 100 FT.PSALM 5 ROBOTS DON’T BEND PSALM 6 HI, I’M EXACTLY THE KIND OF GUY WHO SHOULDN’T CARRY A GUN. PSALM 7 REJECT PSALM 8 I HAD A GIRL PSALM 9 BE PURE PSALM 10 I “SAW” HER PSALM 11 4th OF JULIE PSALM 12 HAPPY PILLS PSALM 13 I WANT TO BE A T.V. EVANGELIST PSALM 14 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? PSALM 15 BLESS YOU PSALM 16 100 FT. DEEPER PSALM 17 SATAN LAUGHS AT YOU

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