WALKTHROUGH AND ALL THE POINTS

INTRODUCTION take Lil’ Hair Weave Kit (1) - open it to get Needle (1) - take Vice Grips (1)

use Vice Grips on Needle to get Bent Needle (1) - use Bent Needle on Handcuffs (2)

break Glass Patio Door (2)

TOTAL POINTS = 8

BEGINNING PURSER’S DESK: PETER gives you Your Cabin Keycard and Ship’s Map

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE: PETER gives you TMT Scorecard (3)

TOTAL POINTS = 3 (11)

CRAPS TOURNAMENT CABIN 0: first visit (2) - look at Toilet Paper (1) - take Toilet Paper (2)

THE HEAVING HO’: eat Bean Dip (4) - fart (1) - eat Bean Dip (second helping)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: take Big Toe o’ Venus to get Souvenir Dice (8)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: use Toilet Paper on Souvenir Dice to make Shaved Dice (11)

PAIR O’ DICE CASINO: fart (while standing near Craps Table) (11)

CRAPS TABLE: use Shaved Dice on Craps Table (6) - Win Craps Tournament (27)

TOTAL POINTS = 73 (84)

STRIP LIAR’S DICE

CABIN 510: beat DEWMI MOORE at Strip Liar’s Dice, use [Ctrl] and [C] (23)

CABIN 510: use [Ctrl] and [P] to enter Psychedelic Mode (while DREW is drugging you)

TOTAL POINTS = 23 (107)

DREW BARINGMORE - FIRST VISIT, GET BOOK

first time you talk to DICK (2) - first visit to DREW (3) (Egg 1) talk about ‘Clothing’ (triggers ‘Drink’ and ‘Cabin Boy’ with PEGGY and PETER)

talk about ‘Drink’ (triggers ‘Gigantic Erection’ and also triggers ‘Gigantic Erection’ with JOHNSON) talk about ‘Your Book’, she gives you “The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules” (11)

take Persons Magazine (3)

TOTAL POINTS = 19 (126)

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VICTORIAN PRINCIPLES - FIRST VISIT, GET MUCILAGE AND SWOP BOOKS first visit (3) - talk about ‘Other’ (any unlisted topic), she turns around to Computer

while she’s not looking take Mucilage (5) and ‘Prudish and Proud’ (6)

remove jacket from ‘Prudish and Proud’ and get ‘Prudish and Proud’ Book Jacket (4)

put ‘Prudish and Proud’ Book Jacket on “The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules” (14)

leave, she asks you for Book (2)

TOTAL POINTS = 34 (160)

PEGGY - FIRST VISIT, FIND OUT ABOUT XQWZTS talk about ‘Peg leg’, clue about KZ Jelly and Deodorant Spray causing explosion (11)

talk about ‘Cabin boy’, she tells you about XQWZTS in EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM (11) TOTAL POINTS = 22 (182) FIND EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM EMPLOYEES ONLY: push Well-Protected Door (twice) to open it, triggers ‘Break room’ with PEGGY (9)

EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: read Bulletin Board 7 times (3)

EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: try to open A Locker, triggers ‘Locker’ with PEGGY (after ‘Break room’)

TOTAL POINTS = 12 (194)

PEGGY - SECOND VISIT, GET LOCKER DETAILS

talk about ‘Break room’, triggers ‘Locker’ (only if you’ve tried to open it)

talk about ‘Locker’, she tells you it’s the 2nd locker in the bottom row (11)

talk about ‘Combination’ (enter under ‘Other’), she tells you it’s 38-24-36 (11)

TOTAL POINTS = 22 (216)

SEX WITH VICKI look at (the middle woman) The Amiga of Love (1) (Egg 2) talk about ‘The weather’, VICKI conquered! (20)

TOTAL POINTS = 21 (237)

FIND XQWZTS AND GET PICTURES

EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: open A Locker (2nd locker bottom row), use 38-24-36 for the combination (12)

first visit, triggers ‘Xqwzts’ with PEGGY and PURSER PETER (3)

talk about ‘Photographs’ (after sex with VICKI), triggers ‘How?’

talk about ‘How?’, triggers ‘Buy pictures’ - talk about ‘Buy pictures’, he sells you Dirty Pictures (4)

TOTAL POINTS = 19 (256)

PEGGY - THIRD VISIT, FIND OUT ABOUT PASSPORT

talk about ‘Xqwzts’, triggers ‘Xqwzts’s needs’ (11)

talk about ‘Xqwzts’s needs’, triggers ‘Xqwzts’s wants’

talk about ‘Xqwzts’s wants’, triggers ‘Passport’ with XQWZTS and PURSER PETER

TOTAL POINTS = 11 (267)

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PURSER PETER - FIRST VISIT, GET PASSPORT

talk about ‘Passport’, triggers ‘Photo ID’ (11)

use Mucilage on Dirty Pictures to make Sticky Photograph (9)

put Sticky Photograph on Your Cabin Keycard to make Photo ID (8)

show Photo ID to PETER, he gives you Passport (6)

TOTAL POINTS = 34 (301)

XQWZTS - SECOND VISIT, GET KEY give Passport to XQWZTS, he disappears and leaves Custodial Key (7)

take Custodial Key (6)

TOTAL POINTS = 13 (314)

JUGGS’ DRESSING ROOM CABIN 0: take Spray Can = Silicone Lubricant (3)

THE HEAVING HO’: talk to WANG twice and have two helpings of S’pork, he leaves (9)

THE HEAVING HO’: take Heat Lamp = Heat Lamp Bulb (3)

JOHNSON’S BAR: first visit (2) - talk about ‘Gigantic Erection’, he leaves to make it (11)

JUGGS’ DRESSING ROOM: first visit (enter while JOHNSON makes Gigantic Erection) (13)

JUGGS’ DRESSING ROOM: swop Silicone Lubricant and Spray Deodorant = Deodorant Spray (12)

JUGGS’ DRESSING ROOM: push Button, activates Lighting Truss in GALLERY (4)

TOTAL POINTS = 57 (371)

SEX WITH THE JUGGS

GALLERY: look at Lighting Truss - take Spotlight (5) - put Heat Lamp Bulb into Empty Socket (5)

POOP DECK: first time you talk to THE JUGGS (3)

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN: watch and partake in Show, THE JUGGS conquered! (20)

TOTAL POINTS = 33 (404)

POOP DECK HORSESHOES STAGE: take Clothing Chase Lights = Battery Powered Chase Lights (5)

STAGE : take Remote Control (5) - turn on Remote Control (1)

STAGE - feel Mixer, get Ear Plugs (Egg 3) LIBRARY: take Book (bottom shelf on the left), clue re Electromagnetism (2)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: go up Rickety Scaffold (1)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: put Battery Powered Chase Lights on Steel Spike (14)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: turn on Remote Control (1)

HORSESHOES COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard in Centaur, get Horseshoe (2)

HORSESHOES COMPETITION: turn on Remote Control (5)

HORSESHOES COMPETITION: play (on Horseshoe Stake), Win Poop Deck Horseshoes (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 61 (465)

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PREPARE FOR DREW PROMENADE DECK: open Fire Hose Cabinet (1) - take Fire Hose (3)

CABIN 510: take Bottle of Powder = Orgasmic Powder (4)

CABIN 0: attach Fire Hose to Water Pipe (9)

CABIN 0: wee in Toilet (1) - crap in Toilet and use Toilet Paper (1) - flush Toilet (2)

LIBRARY: take Book (2nd shelf on the right), triggers ‘Fokker’ with DREW (2)

LIBRARY: look at Stuffed Beaver (1) (Egg 4) TOTAL POINTS = 24 (489)

DREW BARINGMORE - SECOND VIST, FIND OUT ABOUT SUITCASE

talk about ‘Fokker’, triggers ‘Anton Fokker’ (13) (Egg 3) talk about ‘Anton Fokker’, triggers ‘Anton’s Fame’

talk about ‘Anton’s Fame’, triggers ‘My place?’

talk about ‘My place?’, triggers ‘You can’t?’ (Egg 3) talk about ‘You can’t?’, triggers A Suitcase in FORWARD HOLD

TOTAL POINTS = 13 (502)

GETTING DREW’S SUITCASE

FORWARD HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2) - take A Suitcase (6)

TOTAL POINTS = 8 (510)

GETTING DREW TO CABIN 0 CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL: talk about ‘Suitcase’ and Drew comes to CABIN 0 (15) (Egg 5) CABIN 0: flush Toilet while Drew is in the Shower, she storms out! (10)

TOTAL POINTS = 25 (535)

CAPTAIN’S COOK-OFF

KITCHEN: look at Fish Net (1) - look at Fifi (1) - look at Fishheads (1) - operate Caviarmaster 2000 (1)

KITCHEN: take Wrapped Fish = Magazine Page (2)

KITCHEN: read Magazine Page, contains recipes and triggers ‘Lime juice’ with JOHNSON (5)

KITCHEN: take Pot, reveals Salt (2) - take Salt (2)

LOWER AFT HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2)

LOWER AFT HOLD: give Pot to Venezuelan Beaver, you get Venezuelan Beaver Milk (13)

FO’C’S’LE: take Topiary Sheep = Kumquats (2)

JOHNSON’S BAR: talk about ‘Lime juice’, he gives you Lime Juice (12)

CABIN 0: take Mold (7)

KITCHEN: put Venezuelan Beaver Milk in CyberCheese 2000, you get Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (9)

KITCHEN: mix Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and Kumquats, you get Kumquat Quiche (7) - look at Snake (1)

COOK-OFF COMPETITION: give Kumquat Quiche to JUDGE JULIA (1)

COOK-OFF COMPETITION: use Orgasmic Powder on Kumquat Quiche, you get Quiche de Larry (14)

COOK-OFF COMPETITION: put Quiche de Larry on Conveyer Belt, win Captain’s Cook-Off (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 108 (643)

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JAMIE LEE COITUS - FIRST VISIT

first time you talk to JAMIE LEE (2)

talk about ‘Distressed’ - triggers ‘Your collection’ and ‘An idea’ (Egg 6) TOTAL POINTS = 2 (645)

GETTING POLYESTER CLOTH EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: up Rickety Scaffold - take Screwdriver (4)

EMPLOYEES ONLY: take Jackpot Preventer = Jumper Wire (4)

THE HEAVING HO’: look at Hot Meat - take Carving Knife (3)

BRIDGE: use Screwdriver on Electrical Junction Box (6)

BRIDGE: attach Jumper Wire to Sail Motors Fuse (10)

BRIDGE: go up ladder (1) - look at Sail (1)

UP MIZZENMAST: use Carving Knife on Sail = Polyester Cloth, triggers ‘Leisure suits’ with JAMIE LEE (8)

TOTAL POINTS = 37 (682)

JAMIE LEE COITUS’ FASHION SHOW CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM: talk about ‘Leisure suits’ (17)

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM: give Polyester Cloth to JAMIE LEE (7)

OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM: when you return, read Note on Ballroom Entrance (1)

OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM: open Stage Door (1), JAMIE LEE’S Fashion Show (8)

TOTAL POINTS = 34 (716)

BEST-DRESSED MAN BEST DRESSED COMPETION: unzip Mannequin’s Fly (3), win Best-Dressed Man (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 28 (744)

FIND OWNER’S SUITE AND ANNETTE BONING XQWZTS’ LOCKER: use Screwdriver on Air Vent (6) DESSERT TASTING ROOM: in the dark, undress (on You) (10), mysterious woman comes to CABIN 0

CABIN 0: mysterious woman gives you a blow-job and drops Lace Hanky (15)

DESSERT TASTING ROOM: look at chair (nearest on the left), reveals Folded Paper

DESSERT TASTING ROOM: take Folded Paper = Life Insurance Policy (15)

DESSERT TASTING ROOM: look at Life Insurance Policy, triggers ‘Annette Boning’ with PETER (5)

PURSER’S DESK: talk about ‘Annette Boning’, triggers ‘Annette Boning’ on WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE

WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE: call ‘Prank’ 6 times (6)

WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE: call ‘Annette Boning’ to put number in LND Display (13)

PURSER’S DESK: talk to PETER about ‘My account’, he leaves

PURSER’S DESK: while PETER is away, look at Purser’s Phone

PURSER’S DESK: push LND Button, triggers OWNER’S SUITE (11)

TOTAL POINTS = 81 (825)

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KILL THE OLD MAN

OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE: first visit (2) - open Glass Door (2)

OLD MAN’S BEDROOM: smell Big Cloth-Covered Thing (1)

OLD MAN’S BEDROOM: climb in Big Cloth-Covered Thing (10), the old man dies!

TOTAL POINTS = 15 (840)

TAIL DECK BOWLING

CABIN 0: take Lace Hanky = Woman’s Handkerchief (2) - smell Woman’s Handkerchief (1)

AFT HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2)

AFT HOLD: open Hopper Door - use Deodorant Spray in Bowling Pin Hopper (11)

EMPLOYEES ONLY: take KZ Brand Jelly = KZ Sexual Lubricant (4)

EMPLOYEES ONLY: use KZ Sexual Lubricant on Woman’s Handkerchief = Treated Handkerchief (7)

BOWLING COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard in Fibreglass Walrus, releases Bowling Ball (2)

BOWLING COMPETITION: take Bowling Ball - use Treated Handkerchief on Bowling Ball (6)

BOWLING COMPETITION: Bowl Bowling Ball (1), win Tail Deck Bowling (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 61 (901)

OWNER’S SUITE - SECOND VISIT, GET STOCK CERTIFICATE OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE: push Button, ANNETTE comes to the door (Egg 7) OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE: show Carving Knife to ANNETTE (1), she leaves

OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE: push Button, ANNETTE comes back to the door

OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE: give Life Insurance Policy to ANNETTE, she gives you Stock Certificate (15)

TOTAL POINTS = 16 (917)

BONUS POINTS

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE: watch the entire Clinton Stand-Up Comedy Show (5)

JUGG’S DRESSING ROOM: push Button (2nd time) to retract Lighting Truss (4) (Egg 4) SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard into CyberCard 2000 (2)

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: you try LoveMaster 2000, triggers ‘LoveMaster 2000’ with VICKI

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: push Important Button, triggers Giant Lava Lamp (4)

OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM: read Note on Ballroom Entrance, 2nd time (1)

‘Help’ then ‘About...’ - first time you use it (1)

TOTAL POINTS = 17 (934)

LOVEMASTER 2000 LIBRARY: talk to VICKI about ‘Sex’, triggers ‘Prove it’ LIBRARY - talk to VICKI about ‘Prove it’, triggers ‘LoveMaster 2000’

LIBRARY - talk to VICKI about ‘LoveMaster 2000’, she enters the competition (6)

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: VICKI wins LoveMaster 2000 (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 31 (965)

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CAPTAIN THYGH OUTSIDE CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS: knock on Captain’s Cabin Door, you enter (10)

CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS: give Stock Certificate to CAPTAIN THYGH (25)

TOTAL POINTS = 35 (1000)

THE END

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DILDOS

DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO - right Column (1), Library Door (15), top left Deck (29)

PROUD LIL’ SEAMAN LOUNGE - nearest Barrel on the left (2)

CABIN 0 - Bucket behind Cot (3), under Toilet (7), Pipes on left (13)

THE HEAVING HO’ - Greek Salad (4), amongst Wang’s Mystery Meat (16)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN - David’s Foot (5)

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PAIR O’ DICE CASINO - Blackjack Table (6)

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL - left Leaves (8), right Leaves (20)

LIBRARY - Grandmother Clock (9), next to Pineapple (12)

PROMENADE DECK - under Topiary Beaver (10)

EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM - Chair (11)

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AFT DECK - under Thin Topiary (14)

JOHNSON’S BAR - in left Wall (17)

JUGG’S DRESSING ROOM - next to Hay Bales (18)

HORSESHOES COMPETITION - distant Spike (19)

FORWARD HOLD - next to blue Suitcase (21)

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KITCHEN - end of Sausages (22)

FO’C’S’LE - under Topiary Sheep (23)

CAPTAIN QUEEG’S BALLROOM - on Stage (24), Chair at nearest Table (25), base of Sculpture (27)

INSIDE BRIDGE - bottom of Instrument Panel (26)

BEST DRESSED COMPETITION - next to CyberFashion 2000 Console (28)

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BOWLING COMPETITION - next to other Ball Release (30)

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION - in Booth #4 (31)

‘Help’ then ‘About...’ - first time you use it (32)

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EASTER EGGS

1) DREW BARINGMORE push Pesky Branch to uncover DREW

2) VICKI [Ctrl] and ‘Click’ on the man on the left of the screen (The Amiga of Love) on VICKI’S computer

VICKI is topless during sex

3) STAGE / DREW BARINGMORE II feel Mixer, you get Ear Plugs

when you talk to DREW about ‘Fokker’ and ‘My place?’ she lets you look lower down

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LIBRARY / THE JUGGS milk Stuffed Beaver

when you next enter JUGGS DRESSING ROOM they are there in the nude

5) DREW BARINGMORE III use Orgasmic Powder on Drew’s Drink and then drink Drew’s Drink

she walks topless to CABIN 0

6) JAMIE LEE COITUS ‘Dream’ (on You) and JAMIE LEE uncovers her top

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7) ANNETTE BONING unzip Plastic Bulge (on 3rd statue on the left) OUTSIDE OWNER’S SUITE

when you push Button you see ANNETTE in the nude

8) 1000 POINTS / 32 DILDOS / 7 OTHER EGGS

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