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Sheriff Bobby Webre, along with18 other deputies, left Gonzalesand headed for Lake Charles onAugust 28, to assist in several capacities, one day after Hurricane Laura ravishedCameron and Calcasieu Parisheson August 27, 2020.

The Ascension Parish Sheriff’sOffice logistics team, comprisedof eight people, prepared, andserved meals for 2,600 law

enforcement professionals for thefirst five days. After what deputiesthought would be for a week, theLouisiana Sheriff’s Associationasked our deputies to assist withlogistics for setting up a commandpost in Lake Charles.

APSO provided logistics for overten agencies and set up a command post in Trinity Baptist Church parking lot in Lake Charles.

Quickly, deputies, assisted by Livingston ParishSheriff’s Office, set upa dining area underseveral tents with tables and chairs forfirst responders toeat. Deputies alsostarted securing assistance from otheragencies, such as the

APSO deploys to Lake Charles in the aftermath of Hurricane Laura

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East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office, St. Charles Parish Sheriff’s Office, and the Assumption ParishSheriff’s Office to help assist invarious capacities, logistically.

APSO’s mobile command became the logistics commandpost for 17 days and helped coordinate garbage service,sewer, diesel, gas, propane, fresh water, and a mobile communication tower.

With the assistance of the

Trinity Baptist Church, deputieswere able to secure a location inside the church for lodging andlavatory services.

APSO and East Baton RougeParish Sheriff’s Office both provided logistical support forfood and water deliveries on a consistent basis.

APSO also helped secureportable restrooms, shower trailers, washer and dryer trailer,and an 18-wheeler full of snacks

and water for the citizens of Lake Charles.

ASPO deputies departed LakeCharles on September 13 afterpreparing and serving 9,800meals and providing logisticalservices to over 27 agencies and over 2,600 law enforcementofficials.

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The garden club had their second virtual meeting on October 7 in anticipation of autumn activities. MembersBrenda Bertrand, JanisD’Benedetto and Ellen Posey presented colorful horizontal-line arrangements.Civic Development ChairmanMary Jo Pohlig reported plansto coordinate with the city

maintenance department in refurbishing garden plots at theJambalaya Park and Kids Kove.The horticulture hint for thismonth is to plant chrysanthe-mums and marigolds to addcolor to your fall garden thennourish them weekly with awater-soluble fertilizer.

The featured topic of the daywas floral design with home garden findings. Membersnamed aspects of floral design

that interest them such as flowercolors, design shape, plant texture, vase selection and me-chanics components. MemberMarilyn Rice, a floral design veteran, presented groups ofplant material based on theirform and function in arrange-ments. To begin a flowerarrangement, basic mechanicsinclude a container conducive

to the design proportion, ameans of supportfor the plant material, andhelpful stabilizingaids. Florists'items for struc-tural support aresuch things as wetfoam, chickenwire, floral frogs,water tubes,stakes, pins, picks,and clay.

Marilyn demon-strated how to select flowers andfoliage based onthe line/struc-ture, shape/form,volume/mass,andproportion/filler

functions. She presented photosof floral designs in mass, horizontal, vertical, crescent,and S-curve styles while sharingdesign tips: coordinate the container color with flowercolor; contour the arrange-ment's shape and size to complement the anticipated display space; elevate thearrangement on a low pedestal;measure plant material to standone and one-half times theheight of the vase; use moss tocover mechanics. She encouraged members to collectnatural elements such as driftwood, gnarly branches,

lichen, stumps, pods, rocks andshells to embellish designs. Marilyn advocated, “Don’t beafraid to experiment. Get atheme or idea in your head andput something together. Sometimes it's a total failure,but sometimes it’s great!"

Marilyn has been an enthusiasticmember of the Gonzales Garden Club for 23 years, expressing, “It really means a lotto me. I love everyone in it.I’ve seen members pass away,great people, just nice people. I can’t imagine not being in it.”She asserted that the club has

Designing with What You Grow

Marilyn Rice stands at her home entrance behind a foxtail fern that she uses in arrangements. Her husband recently gifted the angel statue to Marilyn in memory of a dear club member.

Marilyn cultivated pinecone ginger, zinnias, bottlebrush blooms and cleyera sprigs for this color-coordinated arrangement in an antique ceramicfigurine planter.

Marilyn grows pinecone ginger in her garden to use in floral designs.

"evolved over the years intomore philanthropic work” andspecified that she likes the challenges the garden club presents in following the federated guidelines. She alsoappreciates that the club has had"some really interesting guestspeakers” and would like to attend a state garden club convention "to see what theysay.” In addition to her affiliation with the GGC, Marilyn is a founder of the

Pelican Point Garden Club and has been a member of AscensionMaster Gardener Associationsince 2007.

In November the garden clubwill hear from HorticultureChairman Conchita Richey whowill discuss container gardeningwith emphasis on transitionsfrom spring through winter.

Janis D’Benedetto used seasonal mums and filler flowers in a shallow bowl set on a pedestal to achieve this horizontalautumn arrangement.

Ellen Posey used yellow candlestick blooms and leaves withzinnias and plumbago to create this horizontal design.

Florists’ appliances displayed are floral frogs, tape, wire, water tubes, wood picks, pins, and dry and wet foamplus color wheel information.

Marilyn Rice used dried tarragon branchesto achieve this S-curve design.

The Gonzales Garden Club is federated by National Garden Clubs, Inc.

Marilyn Rice has a collection of 60+ pieces of antique Roseville pottery displayed throughout her home.

Zoom lets club members meet virtuallywhile looking forward to meeting in person soon.

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In the spirit ofHalloween

There are some things in naturethat can be pretty spooky. Lookfor these creepy plants and insects around Ascension Parish.

Resurrection fern is a plant thatreturns from the dead, well atleast it appears to. This particularfern, Pleopeltis polypodioides, iscommonly found growing ontrees, fallen logs, stumps, andeven fence posts. Live oak, magnolia and cypress trees are afew of its hosts. During periods ofdry weather the fronds of the fernseems to wither and die. After arain the plant’s highly efficientvascular system begins to

circulate water and it quicklygreens back up, appearing to return from the dead. Resurrection fern is an epiphyticplant, meaning it depends on another plant for physical support,but not nutrition. It does not harmor take nutrients from its host.

Dodder weed, often referred to as strangle weed, hairweed orhellbine, is a unique parasiticplant. The leafless vine lackschlorophyll giving it a bright orange to yellow color. You mayspot it growing along roadsides or

in open fields. It can be problematic in some agronomicand horticulture settings. Dodderweed depends on its host for survival. It utilizes specializedstructures called haustoria to invade its hosts vascular tissue,stealing away nutrients and water.If left uncontrolled the twining vinecan completely cover its host,creating a dense mat, living up toits name strangle weed.

Dead man’s fingers is one thatwill stop you in your tracks.These finger-like mushrooms lookto be reaching out from theground, hoping to grab whoeverpasses by next. They are typically found at the base of

stressed and dying trees or in decaying mulch. They are a signof wood-decomposing fungi or thefungi that causes black root rot.Trees where dead man’s fingersare found should be carefully andcompletely removed to stop thespread of this fungal disease fromplant to plant.

In late summer you may noticetrees covered in fine webbing,giving your yard a just decoratedfor Halloween appearance. Thespooky webbing of bark lice oftencovers the trunk and branches ofcrape myrtles, oaks and otherhardwoods. These small, softbodied insects would mostly likelygo unnoticed if it weren’t for theirwebbing. The good news is barklice cause no harm to trees andare actually considered beneficial.The bark lice act like a tiny streetcleaning crew, feeding on thefungi, lichen and organic debrisfound on a tree’s bark. Mariah Simoneaux is the Horticulture Agentserving Ascension and Assumption Parishes.For more information visit www.LSUAgCen-ter.com or contact Mariah atMJSimoneaux@agcenter.LSU.edu.

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Resurrection fern – Photo by M. Simoneaux, LSU AgCenter

Dead man’s fingers – C. Young, The Ohio State University

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First of all, you need to beaware of the risk. Someone turning 65 today has almost a 70 percent chance of eventuallyneeding some type of long-termcare, according to the U.S. Department of Health andHuman Services. Of course, thisdoesn’t necessarily mean thatyou face that 70 percent likelihood. In reality, you have either a zero percent chance ofrequiring long-term care (you’llnever need it) or a 100 percentchance (you’ll definitely need it).

Nonetheless, if you thinkyou’ve got that zero percentchance, you’re taking a gamble –and it could be a big one, because long-term care is expensive. The median annualcost for a private room in a nursing home is over $102,000,according to Genworth, an insurance company. Other long-term care services, such as those provided by a homehealth care aide, also don’t come cheaply.

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Second, if your family memberscouldn’t leave their jobs or cutback on their hours, or they weresimply unable to provide the typeof long-term care you need, theymight be forced to pay for a nursing home stay or homehealth care worker out of pocket. To avoid these outcomes, youhave a couple of options:

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Chronic pain is a widespread issue thatcontinues to be on the rise in our society. Medical intervention can sometimes effectively alleviate chronicpain for many people. But for manymore people, finding a long-term solution that takes a holistic approachto health and healing is proving to bemuch more successful.

Mindfulness is an approach to healingthat allows chronic pain sufferer to acknowledge their discomfort non-judgmentally instead of avoiding it.Modern research reveals that mindfulness practices for chronic paincan be an even more effective symptom-management tool thanpainkillers and other pharmaceuticals.

What Is Mindfulness?The core of the practice is to observethe mental loop that's on auto-play inthe logical thinking mind. By observingthis mental chatter, practitioners effectively dissolve any power it hasover their emotional or physical state.In essence, their practice allows themto move into the present moment asthe "observer" and simply noticewhat's happening in the mind andbody. This leads them to discover thatthey are not their thoughts and thattheir thoughts are just things.

Mindfulness ResearchTodayMindfulness sounds great in theoryand its thousands of years of existenceseem to validate it. However, for westerners used to science-based medicine, the benefits of mindfulness

for pain demand a more data-drivenexplanation.

Over the past several decades, scoresof investigations and clinical trials fromexperts at leading institutions haveshown that mindfulness meditation isbeneficial for psychological and physicalhealth. This is especially interesting regarding its effectiveness for chronic pain.

What Type of Conditions Can Mindfulness Help With?From the hundreds of studies that havebeen conducted over the years, it'sclear that mindfulness is a versatilepractice with benefits for emotional,physical, and mental conditions acrossthe spectrum. It may be a beneficialpractice for people suffering from virtually any condition associated withpain to help manage symptoms andimprove life quality.

Some of the conditions that mindfulness has been studied as atherapy for include tension headaches,back pain, arthritis, fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, irritable bowel syndrome, psoriasis, diabetes, andheart disease.

Researchers are clear that mindfulnessmeditation appears to be most beneficial for chronic pain when looking at various studies' results. While it's not a cure, experts feel thatmindfulness is a safe, valuable form ofself-care accessible to everyone.

Tips for Practicing MindfulnessFor anyone interested in practicingmindfulness to help manage theirchronic pain, it's important to have a realistic understanding that mindfulness is by no means a quick fix.In fact, its delayed results are what appears to make it effective. This isperhaps why some people are hesitantto begin the practice. It takes time andcommitment, which can be in short

supply for busy people.

Despite this, there are ways to incorporate mindfulness into your dailyroutine that won't require immensesacrifice. Here are some tips on getting started:

1. Consistent Daily Practice:

Research has shown that just 20 minutes a day of mindfulness meditation practice is enough to improve chronic pain. Ideally, if you canschedule this at the same time and

place every day, it will help you stay ontrack. Mindfulness is called a "practice"for a reason. It requires a consistentdaily effort to notice any benefit.

2. Be Easy With Yourself:

Mindfulness, in its truest nature, is thepractice of non-judgment. Most peopleget distracted, fidget, or become boredif they're forced to sit still for 20 minutes. This is normal and not something to criticize yourself over. Go easy on yourself and rememberthat getting distracted by your thoughts is all part of the practice.

3. Start With Your Breath.

The simplest way to get started with amindfulness practice is by focusing onyour breath. Simply sitting still, closingyour eyes, and observing the inhale andexhale of your breath for 10 - 15 minutes a day will set you on your wayfor a longer, more in-depth practice

4. Work With a Teacher:

Many experts recommend workingwith a mindfulness teacher at first. This will ensure you're performing itcorrectly and getting the full benefit ofthe practice. There are numerous options on line as well.

5. Take back your quality of life bycombining mindfulness and relaxationpractices that can help you managechronic pain and live a more life ofmore freedom and fulfillment.

--For the full article, an additional article on amindful body scan meditation and a guided meditation, please visit ManfulnessLiving.comOrhan Mc Millan is the founder of ManfulnessLiving. Manfulness Living is a community createdfor men. It offers a space to talk confidentlyabout subjects specific to men while offeringmindful solutions to transform one's life personally and professionally.

20% of American men report feeling physical

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Understandingthe Veterans Pension On November 11th this year, ournation will celebrate VeteransDay: a day on which we honorthe sacrifice of the men andwomen who have bravely wornthe uniform of the United Statesof America. Despite their greatservice to our country, many veterans are unaware of some ofthe benefits that they or theirspouse may be entitled to receive.One of these benefits, the Aidand Attendance Pension, may beable to help some of our veteransease the burden of paying forlong term care – something thatis becoming increasingly important for World War II,Korea and Vietnam Veterans.

In 2020, single veterans can qualify for up to $1,912 permonth, married veterans canqualify for up to $2,266, and theSurviving Spouse of a Veterancan qualify for up to $1,230 per month. These amountschange each year.

"Aid and attendance" is a commonly used term for a little-known veterans' disability in-come. The official title of thisbenefit is "Pension." The reasonfor using "aid and attendance" torefer to Pension is that many veterans or their single survivingspouses can become eligible ifthey have a regular need for theaid and attendance of a caregiveror if they are housebound. Evidence of this need for caremust be certified by VA as a "rating." With a rating, certainveterans or their survivingspouses can now qualify for Pension.

The purpose of this benefit is toprovide supplemental income todisabled or older veterans whohave a low income or high medical costs. Pension is for warveterans who have disabilities thatare not connected to their active-duty service. Pension isprimarily intended for very lowincome veterans, but a special

provision in how Pension is calculated can allow veterans orsingle surviving spouses withhigh income to also receive thebenefit. This special provisionkicks in for veterans who haveongoing and expensive long term care costs.

Aid and Attendance Pension benefit can pay for qualifyinglong term care needs such as:

• Family members to provide home care

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• Nursing Home long term care• Home renovations for disability

The requirements to qualify forthis Pension include at least 90days of active military serviceswith at least one day of war-timeservices, permanent and total disability or 65+ receiving socialsecurity, having income that isless than maximum benefit, having no more than $129,094of assets, and a 3 year look backperiod for gifting assets.

If the veteran’s income exceedsthe Pension amount, there is usually no award given, however,income can be adjusted for unreimbursed medical expenses,and this allows veterans withhousehold incomes larger thanthe Pension amount to qualify for a monthly benefit.

If you have assets and a sizableincome, you will most likely needand benefit from the services of aprofessional knowledgeableabout veterans’ benefits concerning what you need to dobefore you submit an applicationto the VA for an award. It is extremely important that assetsthat might be gifted or convertedto income also meet Medicaidgifting rules in case the veteranor the surviving spouse may haveto apply for Medicaid. Before undertaking planning for long-term care, it is important toconsult with the professionalswho are well aware of the rulesand regulations regarding the different programs to ensure youdon’t unintentionally create additional problems for you andyour loved ones.

The information provided is not intended tobe legal advice and does not constitute anyattorney/client relationship. You should consult with an attorney for individual advice regarding your own situation.

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IT’S FALL YALL! And just like that, Fall has arrived in South Louisiana, andit just so happens to be my favorite season! I absolutelylove the falling leaves, the lackof humidity in the air, the reconnection to my favoritesweaters that I have storedaway for the past year, pullingout the knee boots, the firepitgatherings and most definitelythe hot cocoa that I tend toenjoy on crisp fall nights. Onething I will NOT partake in…is the overrated PUMPKINSPICE EVERYTHINGCRAZE…it is just incrediblyyucky and I have never understood the obsession… (I am a basic Café Latte kind of chick…but gimme that extrashot of espresso to go alongwith it, Lord knows I need thatextra boost of energy in mymornings)!

With Halloween right aroundthe corner, I wanted to AGAINmake it clear for all you fenceriders out there that Witcheson their “souped-up” broom-sticks isn’t the only thing flyingfast and furious these days…home sales have again escalated to an all time high inSeptember mainly due to continued low mortgage ratesas well as a rebounding andstrengthening labor market.That formula produces consumer confidence andwithin the housing market…homes are flying off the

“shelves” and home inventoryis extremely low! I havewatched me and several of myassociates get contracts on ournew listings in less than 3days…I am not kidding! I havealso recently experiencedbeing in the middle of writing a contract for a slow to decidebuyer…only to get a text fromthe listing agent that“SORRY…WE JUST GOT ACONTRACT AND HAVE ACCEPTED THE OFFER!”.

My advice to snatching up that dream home you have always wanted would be thefollowing…Do your researchand get pre-approved fromyour preferred lender…Have agreat and trusting relationshipwith your Realtor and makesure you are both on the samepage as to what you are looking for in a new home.Choose an aggressive Realtorwho is eager and willing to “putin the work” to get you intoyour home and under contractQUICKLY! These simple stepscould be the difference in yousnatching up that home of yourdreams or losing out at the lastminute! BE SMART!

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The Parish of Ascension andthe St. Amant Gator Nation isemptier today with the loss oflong time Booster Club and St.Amant Gator Supporter Mr.Richard Waguespack, statedSt. Amant Gator Booster ClubPresident James E. LeBlanc.

Many of you know that Ms.Myrtle passed away on August31, 2020. Eleven days later,her longtime sweet heart Mr.Richard Waguespack passed

away on September 11, 2020.The Waguespack’s missedtheir 71st Wedding Anniversaryby just two days. The St.Amant Gator Nation lost thestrongest couple to ever be apart of the St. Amant Gator Nation. Both Myrtle andRichard were very active in theSt. Amant Booster club for wellover 60 years, being selectedin the first ever St. Amant HighSchool Hall of Fame in 2019.

Myrtle & Richard lived everymoment, loving and caring forthe 22 sports at St. Amant HighSchool. We will miss themboth, and the thousands ofGator Nation lives they bothtouched so significantly overthe many years of their involvement with the St. AmantGator Program. When you sawMyrtle and Richard in public,you new they were the perfectrole model of what marriagewas suppose to be.

The Gator Nation Chain has been broken

We little knew the day thatGod was going to call both of your names.

In life we loved you both dearly,

In death we do the same.

It broke our hearts to lose both of you

But Myrtle & Richard youdidn’t go alone.

For part of our communitywent with you

The day God called you both home.

Both of you left us peaceful memories.

Your love is still our guide,And though we cannot see both of you

Both of you are always at ourGator Nation side.

Our Gator Nation chain is broken

and nothing will ever seem the same,

but as God calls us one by onethe Gator Nation chain will

link again.

Myrtle & Richard were thefounders of the annualCoaches meal that took placeevery year to honor all thecoaches at St. Amant HighSchool. The meal for manyyears was served at theirhome, but had to be eventuallymoved to a larger venue due tothe amount of coaches servingat St. Amant High School. TheWaguespack’s always believedthat our coaches should be re-warded for all they did for thechildren.

Myrtle & Richard Waguespacktouched the lives of countlessAscension residents and St.Amant Gator supporters. Myrtle & Richard light will always shine brightly and theirlove will always be felt here atSt. Amant High School. To theentire Waguespack family, asthe days and weeks pass, andas each and everyone of youreturn to life’s routine, may youcontinue to feel comforted bythe love and support of this entire Gator Nation for youmom and dad.

Gator Nation Mourns the loss of

Mr. Richard Waguespack

No one ever spread more lovein one lifetime than Myrtle andRichard. Their lives were ablessing, their memory a treasure, they are loved beyond words and missed beyond measure.

As the Gators prepare for yetanother season, somehow itwon’t be the same without Ms.Myrtle & Mr. Richard pulling upand preparing to back in theirlong time Reserve Parkingspot and walking up to theirReserve seats they have heldon to for so many years. The

Gator Nation will miss both ofthem standing and cheeringand clapping no matter win orlose, they both just lovedeverything possible about the Gators.

Rest easy Ms. Myrtle & Mr. Richard, we will carry the Gator Nation torch from here

Chief / Constable James E. LeBlancSt. Amant High Booster Club President

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I find myself sitting in front mycomputer again this week intotal shock, on yet anotherclose friend that has passedaway. This indeed seems to beway to common these days. As many of you know, ourcommunity was in total shockand devastation when welearned on Thursday September 24, 2020 that wehad loss one of our communityicons and heroes in JohnnyFrederic Jr.

Our community and our heartsare completely shattered forVirginia, Jaci, Julie, Samantha,Clay, Cale, Alex, Walker,

Braeson, Kylan, Joey andCheyenne. We also extendmany prayers for his sisterJanice and brother Dave andtheir spouses and his survivingsister in laws.

Many of you know that Johnnyserved 28 years with the Gonzales Police Department,when he retired, he was aranking sergeant. Johnny wasalso very active in the Fraternal Order of Police formany years.

Johnny was a loving husband,brother, father, grandfather andof course he was an awesome

friend to all of us.

Johnny had an inner strengththat could have powered theentire world if you were able toharness it, and he had thecourage beyond anyone that Iever encountered. If you havefollowed social media over thepast couple days, you can see Johnny was an inspirationto so many people in this community.

Year after year and day afterday, Johnny touched us all withhis warm heart, his bright smile and his outstanding personality. Johnny Frederic

meant so much to so many.Not to mention he loved to entertain family and friends.Beco Road will never be the same.

Johnny brought life to everything and touched everyheart that he ever met. Everyone who met Johnnyknew he was a caring and giving person. Johnny had aunique quality in that he couldmake anyone feel special inour community. He brought lifeto everything and touchedevery heart he ever met. Hisvery outspoken leadership andinfluence, he dedicated himself

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to helping others and never expected anything in return.

Johnny knew that he was avery special person. No matterwhere you were across thisbeautiful parish of Ascension, if you heard Johnny Frederic’sname you knew that he wasfull of Compassion, Gentleness, Endurance and

he was indeed enjoying life.Johnny and his entire familyloved to entertain all of us.

Johnny, your hard work anddedication to the wonderfulresidents of our Parish and theCity of Gonzales will never goun-noticed. You were a truerole model, and a true giver.Thank you so much for making

Ascension Parish a betterplace to live and raise our children and grandchildren. I know your beautiful parentsand brothers were waiting togreet you, when you reachedthe gates of heaven.

Johnny you have indeed madethe supreme sacrifice to makethe quality of life better for allof us in Ascension Parish andthe State of Louisiana. Mayyou rest in peace for eternityknowing that you have a beautiful family to carry on thelove and continued sacrificethat you made every day youopened your eyes.

A memorial service will be held at Ourso Funeral HomeGonzales on Wednesday September 30th from noonuntil 8pm with services beginning at 5pm.

Today many people in Ascension Parish will mournthe loss of Johnny. His familywill, of course, miss him mostof all. I hope though that theywill take comfort in the fact that so many others across thisParish will miss Johnny also

for many different reasons.

To the entire Frederic Family,thank you so much for sharingJohnny with this community.We are all better, because ofJohnny’s Loyalty, your faith,your compassion and yourgenerosity.

REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER!Fire Chief/ Constable James E. LeBlanc

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Over the years I have tried invain to imitate the style of somegreat columnists including Mike Royko of Chicago, LewisGrizzard of Atlanta and DaveBerry of Miami.

Locally, I have always admiredSmiley Anders of the Advocatewho has survived for years byhaving his readers write the majority of his column for him.Brilliant is the word that comesto mind.

Recently, one of Smiley’sreaders suggested that we discard the horrific year of 2020on November 1 and be donewith it. I thought that was anexcellent idea-especially afterdiscussing it with my star-gazingwise men who frequent thePorch Light Grill. These magical Magi pointed out thatsince all this mess began aroundFriday the 13th (March) on afull moon and a time change,then quite possibly it would allend on Halloween night on afull moon when we moved theclocks back.

Voila-everything bad goneand a new beginning on AllSaints’ Day.

Hey, it made just as muchsense as anything else I’ve heardrecently.

Then I really got to thinkingabout the national electionsonly a few days after our new“New Year” and concluded thatsince we were starting over, wemight as well go ahead andmake drastic changes at all levelsof government. Now before youstart casting asparagus in my direction, a couple of points if I may.

I don’t care if you vote forTrump or Biden or some third-party candidate (as I havedone for the past few years) aslong as you cast a ballot. And Ican guarantee you one thing-Iwill never lose friends oversomething as crazy as politics aslong as you vote for somebody.

As one of my aforementionedwise men so astutely put it,“What’s more important rightnow in this country is not somuch who you vote for, buthow you treat others that voted

differently from you.”Amen, brother!But after carefully studying

how well our style of government has worked overthe past 50 years (canned laughter), I offer you the onlyplausible solution-a switch tobenevolent dictator which eliminates the Presidency, theCongress and the SupremeCourt. And, faithful readers, Ibelieve I have found the rightman for the job-me.

While others may be contentto confine themselves to running for such meaninglessoffices as President of theUnited States or U.S. Senator, I intend to go for the whole enchilada (an ethnic attempt toget the Latino vote) and gowhole hog or nothing (gives afolksy, down-home appearance)to win the only office that interests me-King of the World.

But as former governor JohnMcKeithen used to say in hisNorth Louisiana drawl, “I’mgonna need a little hep.”

First of all, we’ll need a musical anthem that the entireworld can identify with.

Remember when the Beatles didthe first world-wide broadcastvia satellite in 1968? In whatcan only be described as a strokeof genius, John Lennon chose“All You Need Is Love” as theone tune to perform. Thesong’s message came throughloud and clear in any language.

But since that one’s already been done, my regime’stheme song will be “Joy to theWorld”-not the Christmas carolbut the one made popular byThree Dog Night in the late‘60’s. Not only does the song-written by Hoyt Axtonwho went on to play Billy’s dadin “Gremlins”-promote hopeand happiness, it also supplies uswith a mascot for the campaign.

Everybody loves the hero ofthe song’s first verse- Jeremiahthe Bullfrog (appeal to animallovers) who enjoyed a taste ofwine every now and then. Andthe repetitious chorus wouldhave the entire world singingalong from Lower Slobbovia toRooster Poo, Arkansas.

I’m sure Three Dog Nightwould not be opposed to a revival of their classic although

I prefer a local version by NancyMarchand of Duplesssis.

Once our world-wide anthemis in place, I will then start toappoint my cabinet members.These will be extremely impor-tant because even when I amKing of the World, I intend tobe like Moses (biblical referenceto appeal to religious groups)and lean on my staff. So for myfirst appointee, I address aworld-wide problem on everyone’s mind right now…

Depression Despot- TonySoprano. With a little helpfrom this famous Jersey mobster, we should have theeconomy up and running againin no time.

Sure his popular series’ closingleft a lot to be desired. But youshould see Tony and his boys inaction when the closing involvesdebts to be collected.

Can you picture some fat catCEO from AIG or Enron sittingon his yacht in the Cayman Islands when suddenly there’s aknock at the door? Enter Tony,Paulie, Guido and few othermembers of the family wieldingLouisville Slugger baseball bats-the old models made of ashnot maple.

“We’re here to make you anoffer you can’t refuse,” beginsTony. “We are of the opinionthat youse should return the 90million dollar settlement you received to the taxpayers andnobody will get hurt. Otherwise, Paulie and Guidoand I are going to take a littlebatting practice on strategicparts of your body sorta likesome of my Vegas crew did toJoe Pesci in ‘Casino’.”

A few more stops like that andwe’ll be able to bail out notonly the USA but also severalEuropean countries and the cityof Katmandu.

Middle Eastern Mediator-Dr. Phil. Oprah’s favoriteproblem-solver would have noshortage of business in his firstassignment in Iraq.

But I am confident that in just a matter of days, the good

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doctor would have the Shiitessinging, “Keep on the Sunniside…” the Sunnis readingMother Goose poetry to littlechildren about “Kurds andwhey” and the Kurds playing“Wheel of Fortune” while trying to buy a vowel from the Shiites.

Later, Dr. Phil will try toteach the Iraqis some old Jewishsongs like “Jew Believe inMagic” and will say cleverquotes like, “There has neverbeen a good war or a badpiece.” If his methods work,then we’ve cooled off one ofour hot spots in the planet.And if the natives get upset andbehead him, we have a martyrfor our cause.

Dr. Phil would have wanted itthat way.

Award-Winning Director ofImmigration, Clint Eastwood.A firm proponent of TeddyRoosevelt’s “Speak softly andcarry a big stick” policy, Eastwood’s “big stick” wasoften a .44 magnum-“the mostpowerful handgun known to man”.

His relationship with theMexican community dates backto the days of the “Fistful ofDollars” trilogy where hehelped solve a feud between twofamilies south of the Border bykilling every single person inboth families.

“There are the Rojos on oneside and the Baxters on theother side and me in the middle,” pointed out the astute compromiser.

In the sequel “A Few DollarsMore”, Eastwood again showedhis tact and diplomacy by infiltrating a Mexican gang,gaining their trust and thenkilling every single member forthe reward money.

The third installment-“TheGood, the Bad and the Ugly”saw Clint team up with a Mexican named Tuco for a veryprofitable partnership. Eastwood rewards Tuco at theend by leaving him balancedprecariously on a cross in agraveyard with a noose aroundhis neck.

If this isn’t the guy to workout better relations between usand our Mexican neighbors, Iwant you to tell me who is.

Gender General-Richard

“Kinky” Friedman. If youthink I’m overloading this cabinet with musicians, you’reprobably right. But remember,this gentleman received almost13 per cent of the vote in a gubernatorial race in the greatstate of Texas so he is well qualified to repair the “genderbenders” that are taking placeall over our globe.

Sure he was voted Male Chauvinist Pig of 1978 for hisstirring ballad about women’srights-“Get Your Biscuits in theOven and Your Buns in theBed”, but Kinky has grown a lot more sensitive to the issuessince then.

Witness his answer to theabortion issue during his Texascampaign.

“I’m not pro-life and I’m notpro-choice, I’m pro-football”

And his touching takes on gay rights.

“I support gay marriage. Ibelieve they have a right to be asmiserable as the rest of us.”

Kinky’s first assignment willbe to establish a women’s beachvolleyball league in Iran.

Ruler of Race Relations-Morgan Freeman. This onewas a no-brainer. Freeman hasshown the ability to lead an all-black unit in the Civil War(“Glory”), to deal with a crankyold white woman in the DeepSouth (“Driving Miss Daisy”)and to straighten out a tumultuous world as God(“Bruce Almighty”).

And with that great baritonevoice of his, Freeman is a natural to do all of our propaganda-oops-public service announcements that will air all over the globe.

Freeman has also shown theability to work closely with Immigration Director Eastwood(“Million Dollar Baby”) andwill not throw in the towelwhen the real fighting begins.

Transportation Tsars- Batman, Spiderman and Ironman. Hey, these guysnever seem to have any troublemaking their way through traffic. Let’s get everyone aBatmobile (Isn’t Morgan Freeman head of Bruce WayneEnterprises? See how nicely thisis all coming together.) Or someof Spidey’s ultra-strong webbingor maybe a couple of Ironman’s

rockets and we’ll all soar abovethe traffic snarls below.

And, by the way, where are allthose jet packs we were prom-ised we would all be using inthe 21st century.

Weather Wizard-Jim Cantore. One of my firstactions as King of the World willbe to change hurricane seasonfrom its current June throughNovember status to a onemonth period in December.

Next our designated hurricanehalter Jim Cantore, who alwaysseems to know exactly wherethe storm is going to hit, will besent out to issue an out-of-season ticket to any hurricanethat tries to enter the coast during the old six-month period. Violators will be sentback to Africa to do time-out inthe Sahara Desert where theycan dump all the rain they want to.

Unfortunately, the rare stormsthat do come in December willhave to be allowed to enter themainland. The advantages willbe that generators will not beneeded to run air conditionersin the winter, families will probably all be piled in one

house for Christmas anyway and Santa Claus can use thewind at his back to expedite the delivery of gifts.

Now I know what you’rethinking. With all these dutiesbeing designated, what am I-asKing of the World- going tohave left to do?

The answer comes in the finalverse of our national anthem…

“If I were the King of theWorld, tell you what I’d do,

Throw away the cars and thelaws and the wars, and makesweet love to you.

Joy to the world, all the boysand girls…”

Now get out there and vote.And don’t give me that virus excuse. I vote early in everyelection and there are only twoor three others in there where I go.

But right now I have an appointment with my dictioncoach Ed Orgeron who thinks Ineed work on my accent.

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I guess each and every one ofus, at one time or another inour life, get caught up intogiving blame to someone orsomething without knowingall of the facts about the issue.Not long ago some of mycoworkers and myself were sitting around and discussingour successes and failures fromthe past hunting season. Oneof guys made a statement thatthe reason we don’t havegood duck seasons anymore isbecause of Ducks Unlimited,and that he would never jointhat organization by anymeans. That statement

immediately rose my bloodpressure and I began to defend an organization thatI’ve been a part of for most of my life. That was a very untrue statement and if itwouldn’t be for D.U., Ipromise you that you wouldnot have the waterfowl numbers that we have now.

I’ve heard by many that D.U.is responsible for keeping allthe waterfowl to the north ofLouisiana. Well Ducks Unlimited does create somerefuges along the flyways

where waterfowl can rest attimes without being disturbed. These types ofrefuges are necessary to let the birds conserve energy forbreeding and the trip backnorth. And don’t forget,Ducks Unlimited has members from states otherthan Louisiana. Those sup-porters want their slice of the pie also.

Our problems with waterfowlmigration is far beyond athing or two that D.U. maydo to prevent Ducks andgeese from migrating south.It’s been said by some thatlandowners above usshouldn’t be able to floodtheir fields to keep the ducks

up north. It’s hard to tellsomeone what they can orcan’t do with their own property to make a profit aslong as all existing laws arefollowed. Agriculture practiceshave changed drastically in thepast few years along the flyway. Another contributingfactor in waterfowl migrationis the amount of rainfall wehave, combined with withextra high Mississippi Riverwater levels that distributewater into thousand uponthousands of acres of farmlandand hardwood bottoms. Add

in water everywhere alongwith it not getting coldenough to freeze the waterand the ducks don’t have tomove south. Just think abouthow many freezes that havecome far south this past year.Let’s face it, Louisiana doesn’thave as much quality habitatthat it once had. Most of our

southern swamps are coveredwith salvinia where a duckcouldn’t land if he was thereto do so. We’ve lost thousandsof acres of coastal estuaries toerosion and subsistence because of the lack of freshwater and several major hurricanes that sped up theprocess beginning with Katrina, Rita, Gustav, Ike,Isaac and other smaller eventsof that nature. With all thisbeing said, when a duck doesfinally get here, it won’t besitting very long before someone with a boat and

motor that runs in a fewinches of water comes alongand chases it away.

If you’re a waterfowl hunterand choose not to be a member of Ducks Unlimited,then that’s your choice and agood excuse not to spend afew dollars by not doing so.As hunters and fishermen, wehave a growing audience thatdoes not agree with what wedo. By not supporting an organization that supports ourbeliefs, will only hurt us in thefuture. By the way, do you seerobins in our yards like likethey used to be? Or flocks ofcherry birds in the winter?How about woodcocks? Theyonce were everywhere in December, January and February. I saw one this yearand that was in Tensas lateone evening. Who should thatblame be put upon? On thegood side of things that arenow present, waterfowl of our state such as MexicanWhistling Ducks, CanadaGeese and Ross Geese thatwere not present in the nottoo distant past are now common to our state.

This world is changing. Always has and always will.Migration patterns are changing. Always has and always will. By not supportingan organization such asDucks Unlimited for the lackof waterfowl wintering in ourstate in my opinion is not thecorrect path to take.

Until Next Time,“A Member Forever”

James “Goosie” Guice

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It started with an Idea... building a better mousetrap?

While watching a hunting broadcast of “A Way Outdoors”some time ago, a gentleman offered his services, to folks likeme, on how to bring their huntingproduct ideas to market. He mentioned how everyone can recall seeing a product on TV, thatthey had also thought of, only tocome to fruition by someone else,and saying, “Hey, I had thatidea..., ,I could have....”. Andsince,” you'll never know, unless you try”. I made the decision to give mine a chance.Little did I know, the journey I was in for.

I'm an avid hunter, and as I'vegotten older, I have had someclose calls in “climbers and ladderstands”, I have become moreconscious of my safety in theseelevated situations. We've allheard the painful stories of accidental falls and the permanent physical toll thatcan have. For sure, it canchange your life and world.While the freedom and thrillof being in a tree stand wasthere, the reality of my age,physical abilities and the circumstances I'd find myself, at times, outweighstheir use. And so for me, thehunting ground blind was asafe and effective option,plus, I felt I could make iteven better! I didn't realizehow the simple changes Ihad envisioned, would add awhole new dynamic to theoutdoor hunting experience!After all, I had logged untold

hours of pondering in the dark,standing and staring in the darkattic of every different groundblind I had purchased, and wasdetermined to figure out how Icould improve it. And there wasplenty to ponder, design challenges, height issues, temperature and ventilation concerns, staying concealed andquiet, cost and then, getting it tomarket. And so I began inearnest. Each problem, whetherdesign or function, had to have asolution, and I was determinedto find them.

Since my idea relates to huntingdeer and turkey, some may notfind my story of interest, and I getit. But if you're a Deer or Turkey

hunter, better yet, an olderhunter, this may bring someneeded comfort and added function to your time in thewoods. Introducing the Turret Top Ground Blind, designed for a hunter to comfortably stand and view360 degrees from a quiet elevated vantage point, in aneasy to use hub style blind.To the novice or occasionalground blind user, that mightnot sound too exciting. But,for those who can relate tohours and hours of sitting,shifting from side, trying tonot make noise, wishing youcould occasionally stand andstretch, while being forcedonly to peer through a small

window of a brushed in blind. The Turret Top may be the blindfor you.

I did my best to finally bring thisproduct to market. A guy with anidea, a dream and love of the

outdoors and a seed of faith, thatGod would somehow make away, He has,and I did. ! Does itimprove an existing product?Does it add value and function toyour outdoor experience? I'll saythis, “The Turret Top Ground Blind offers something that noother blind can claim, and will add to your outdoor hunting comfort and enjoyment”.

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I Let Everybody

Use My Hoe!

Recently, I have noticedcountry music creating lots ofsongs using a play on words andsending mixed messages withthe lyrics in their songs.

George Strait sang, “She letherself go” and Tim McGrawsang lyrics, “back when a Howas a hoe.” I’ll tell you a storyabout my hoe.

Last year I stopped beingcheap, for one day, and spentthe extra money to get the besthoe in town. I dropped $25 onthis hoe and haven’t regretted itone minute, however it hasbeen the subject of some prettyentertaining conversation.

My cell phone rang just after Ihad purchased the hoe and mybuddy on the phone asked.“What are you doing?” Proudof my purchase, I simply toldhim I had gone to town andpicked up a $25 hoe. He said,“A Ho, Where?” I responded,“At a local western store.” Ithen told him, “They have thebest hoes in town and once Ihad my hands on this hoe I wasn’t letting it go so don’t tryto borrow my hoe and go getyour own hoe.”

In his confusion he responed,“Hold on Bully. I never, ever,considered sharing a Ho withyou, you pervert”.

Realizing he was confused Ithought I’d play it up a bit. Itold him I was bringing my hoeto the hunting camp and passing the hoe around and let-ting all my buddies use it asmuch they wanted. Hell, throwmy hoe in the back of yourtruck and carry it in the woodsif you want.

“What a friend! Where’s yourcamp?”

I couldn’t hold on any longerI had to tell him the truth. Itwasn’t a Ho, Ho. It was a hoe,hoe. Not to be confused with aYoo Hoo.

However, I did go to the campwith my hoe and the play onwords continued to flow rightoff the tongue.

When I arrived at the campBubba said, “Damn look at thathoe. I’m takin’ that hoe homewith me.”

Questions and statementswere made. “Are you leavingthat hoe at the camp?” “We canall use a good hoe like that.”“Your hoe is going to help meburn some black iron pots.”“I’m taking your hoe to mydeer stand.” “Somebody get thehoe to do this.” “Damn it. I leftyour hoe in the woods.” “OW!!I tripped over your hoe.”

I have never been so proud ofa hoe and yes, I left it at thecamp through the winter.

Well it’s spring and I wasmissing my hoe. So I went tothe camp and picked up thehoe. I laid it down and tied it tothe flooring of my trailer andgave it a ride.

Once home, I gave my hoe agood cleaning, scrubbed itdown, and introduced it to mygirl friend. I now have my girlfriend using my hoe and sheknows how to work a hoe. Her father taught her to use a hoealong time ago. She said she hasused some rickecty hoes in herday but this was the best hoeshe has had her hands on in along time.

I was working in my gardenthe other day and my sweetheart called me on my celland asked, “What Cha Doing?”I simply replied, “Me and myhoe are hoeing around, How about you?”

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Open: Mon-Sat: 11am - 9pm • Sun: closed

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Useless Random Factswith Kellie

•Even blind people can see dreams while sleeping.

•Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the

fear of long words.•

January 16 is national nothing day.•

The temperature on the surface of planet Mercury is 430 degree C and is minus 180 degrees C at night

•When mice live in the wild, they typically only live

for six months.•

A cluster of bananas is called a “hand”. Along that theme, a single banana is called a “finger.

•There is a town in Nebraska called Monowi with a

population of one. The only resident is a woman who is the Mayor, Bartender and Librarian.

•Scientists discovered sharks that are living in an active underwater volcano. Divers cannot investigate because

they would get burns from the acidity and heat.•

The average American child is given $3.70 per tooth that falls out.

•I Will Always Love You was originally written and

recorded in 1973 by Dolly Parton. It was written as a farewell to her mentor of seven years.

•The unique smell of rain actually comes from plant oils,

bacteria, and ozone.•

If you heat up a magnet, it will lose its magnetism.

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WHO WAS THAT MASKED PERSON

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This Covid 19 has been hanging on way too long.

I hope to see the entireface of my friends and colleagues around our community. Mean while staymasked up and I’ll see you soon.

Ascension Magazine

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This “ Think Pink” play day is always aspecial event. We get to share it with spe-cial golfing ladies of Pelican Point and to re-member our family and friends.

A big thank you to Debbie Stevens forhelping to organize this event that touches so many of us.

Betty Latuso we appreciate your donationof the votive candle holders and pink heartshaped candles.

Diane Clouatre donated a pink sleeve ofballs. Aaron won them for guessing cor-rectly how many pink bows we put out onthe course.

The game today was Middle 9.We totaled holes 6 thru 14 and subtracted 1/2 of our HDCP.

1st Madelyn King. 19.5 Wow

2nd Pat Mouch

3rd Karen Snell

4&5 Diana Schouest and Jackie Dennis

6th Maria Fairchild

“Fighters, Survivors and Supporters”“Fighters, Survivors and Supporters”

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ATTENTION MICKEY:These are the golf shoes of your wife Betty. I think Christmas should come early for her. The heals of her shoes have fallen off and she had to tie ribbons to hold the soles on.Loosen the purse strings. Mama needs a New pair of shoes.

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PELICAN POINT CLUB

CHAMPIONSHIPPelican Point Members,We want to thank everyone for theirsupport and participation for our 2020Pelican Point Club Championship. We had a great weekend. Attached tothis email are the results from thisweekend. Congratulations goes out to all our winners:Championship FlightLow Gross: Jason Humphries – 141Low Net: Trevor Adams – 140Men FlightLow Gross: Mike Gill – 153Low Net: Tim Carmouche – 146Senior FlightLow Gross: Johnny Hernandez – 141Low Net: Clint SchexnayderSuper Senior FlightLow Gross: Pat Matherne – 155Low Net: John Cazes – 145Ladies FlightLow Gross: Aaron Bourque – 163Low Net: Madalyn King – 159Junior FlightLow Gross: Cole Haase -- 74

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622.508544253 Hwy. 42 ( 1 m i l e f r o m P o r t V i n c e n t )

ATTN. GOLFERS:I will be posting more photos from theClub Championship next month.

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Cooking Gourmet at Homewith SNO’S SEAFOOD & STEAKS

Executive Chef, John Donaldson

Prep: 40 minutesCook Time:25 minutesServings:8 servings

SHRIMP & MIRLITON STUFFING (Chayote)

Ingredients:6 mirlitons1 ½ lbs baby shrimp2 cups finely chopped onion1 cup finely chopped celery1 cup finely chopped bell pepper2 tbls minced garlic½ cup thinly sliced green onions¼ cup creole mustard1 ½ cups bread crumbs (more or less depending on your preference)Salt, black pepper and red pepper to taste. (2 tsp salt, 1 tsp black pepper, ½ tsp red pepper)

Method:Place the miriltons in a large pot and cover with water. Bring thewater to a boil and cook for about 20 minutes or until tender. Drain in a colander and cool. When cool enough to handle, half the mirlitons, peel, then remove the seeds and cut into cubes.

While the militons are cooking, cook your onions, celery, bell pepper and garlic in a little olive oil until tender. Add the mirlitonsand shrimp and cook until shrimp are done (about 15 minutes). Remove from heat, then add the creole mustard, green onions,bread crumbs and seasoning. Mix well.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. In a greased baking dish, evenlyspread your stuffing and bake for 20-25 minutes or until brown.Sprinkle the top with parmesan cheese and serve.

** Great stuffing for chicken, turkey, or pork**

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