Volume 7 MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, FEBRUARY 19, 1926

Southwestern to Be I..Host of Tennessee

Philological Assn.To Convene Next Friday at College

At Central High School OnSaturday

The Twentieth Annual gathering of the

Tennessee Philological Association is to beheld at Southwestern College and Central

high school next week on Friday and Sat-urdey.

There will be no holidays given for the

student body. Classes of certain profes

sora will not convene on the day they

are scheduled to speak.

Southwestern will be well representedat this important meeting, Prof. Charles

L. Townsend is the honored vice-president

of the association. In all there will be

addresses fu bour members of our faculty.

The sessions on Friday will be held in

our chapel, and the members will be en-tertained at lunch and dinner by the col-

lege at the Commons. After the evening

session President and Mrs. Charles E.

Diehl will give a reception in the trasnept

ot Palmer Hall.

Southwestern's faculty will be represent-

ed on the program by the following:

Friday Forenoon, 9:00 O'clockProf. Samuel H. Monk, "Some English

Sceptics and Free-Thinkers of the Eliza-

bethan Age."Prof. Martin W. Storn, "The Creative

Nature of Literature."

Friday Afternoon, 2:00 O'clock

Prof. Charles L. Townsend, "Shakes-

peare and Woodroe Wilson."Saturday Morning, 9:00 O'clock

Prof. R. C. Somerville, "Planning a Read-

ing Course in a Modern Foreign Lan-

guage."The Sessions on Saturday will be held

at the Central High School.

Southwestern HeadTo Supply at Idlewild

Dr. Diehl To Preach Both Morningand Night

Dr. Charles E. Diehl, Southwestern Col-lege president, will supply in the pulpit

of Idlewild Presbyterian Church next Sun-

day morning at both morning and nightservices. Dr. Diehl has preached fromIdlewild pulpit on previous occasions.

Weather Prediction"Weather: Good, bad or maybe none

at all." Thus Meteorologist George Her-

rop,, forecasts action of the elements for

Be doming week. But, he adds to his

bulletih: "The planetary aspect is fav-

orable to co-eds, although they were raked

across the prongs of Sam Rhem's trench-

ant wit the past Friday night. Interna-

tional relations forebode of turbulent liti-

gations, also marriages. Knives, tooth-

picks and "crab apple switches" (ice-

picks) %u. suddenly drop flor, the mar-

ket. Their place will be filled by cutlery,': lar-prs r;-vers a';d ice vi:nckers, thestars aug.!r although they in',lie but dodo not compel. Heavenly disturbances

among the suns and planets bode of earth-

ly distractions, much as of the "cat-walk"of certain co-eds. This is the weatherpredicter's prophesy for the ensuing week.

He concludes with the warning to all torefrain from marriage; for it will cause1 -.nd 1, which is 2, to become 1, therebyincurring a mathematical conundrum.

Secretly Wedded

James O. Finley. Southwestern senior, likline of the ceremony leaked out and

and his bride since Christmas Day, Miss Ifinally rumors were confirmed when of-

Nannie Garrett of Centralia, Mo. The mar- ficial announcement was made through

1iage was kept a strict secret until an columns of the "Sou'wester."

Lynx Bulletin

All fraternity and sorority pictures

for "The Lynx" must be made bythe end of this week. If yours has

not been made see ye editor at once.

You have only two more days of

grace. Take heed!

Miss. A. & M. StudentsHear President DiehlPresident Charles E. Diehl occupied the

pulpit of t' e Rev. U. S. Gordon of Stark-

ville, Miss.. Sunday. Dr. Diehl preached at

both morning and night services, which

were attended by a large number of Mis-

sissippi A. & M. students.

Dr. Diehl is high in praise of the splen-

did work being done by "Preacher" Gor-

don, who is greatly beloved in the com-

munity. Especially did he speak of the

work "Preacher" is doing in the Com-rades class, which had an attendance of

107 Sunday.

Before leaving on his trip to Starksville

Dr. Dlehl was in Chicago. While there

he saw Mr. Scott C. Lyon, former deanof Southwestern Presbyterian University.

Lynx Cagers CurbedOn Arkansas Jaunt

Team Defeated Twice In Three-Game Series

RRIVING in Memphis

from a disastrous road

trip, the Lynx Wicker

tossers turned imme-

diately to hard work for

the remaining games

carded for the season.

The visiting Cats took

on the Union Trust

Company of Little Rock. for their first

game of the tour. The Cats couldft trust

the Trust players, they ctole the game bythe score of 42 to 34. Fast offensive with

but little defensive play accounts for the

high score.

After dropping the first game to Hen.drix by a large score, the Lynx came backthe following night and downed the Bull-

dogs by the score of 36 to 28.

Rev. Charles Guice of Cleveland, Miss.,recently went to Camden, Ark., to thepastorate of the Persbyterian Churchthere. Charley has two little girls he is

Mr. Lyon is taking special work in biology training for Southwestern.at the University of Chicago. He sendsto the faculty and students of South- Thought is noiseless. It is the emptywestern his regards and best wishes, think tank that makes most of the racket.

Bedlam Breaks Forth At ApartmentsAs Fire Engines Clang to the Scene

A horrified stream of students poured

forth from Stewart and Waddell Halls.

Bedlam broke loose as the victims of the

catastrophe rushed frantically about. Such

cries as fire! the joint's raided, cheese it,

de cops, disturbed the tranquility' of theorphaned dormitories. The fact wasvaguely. established, however, that theapartments were on fire. The materialis-tic roomers sought to save whatever prop-erty they could, while the more nobleused every device to find someone whomthey might rescue.

Amid much clanging and confusion thefire trucks dashed up and began to putinto action their apparatus. But ah! Woeis 'me. Even Sherlock could not havefound the fire.

The whole thing was begun by an in-nocent passerby, who thoughtlessly flippeda match on the yard and ignited the mea-ger lot of grass in front of the apart-ments. But 'tis an ill wind that blows nogood. The action and excitement wasneeded by all of the students, who hadbeen studying, as is their wont? harderthan is good for their health.

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"Ole Miss" CagersTrounce Lynx Cats

In Stellar AffrayLose By Score 32 to 20. Waring

Stars For Southwestern. BigCrowd Views Game

AKING "Ole Miss" step

I I to continue their string

of victories, our Lynx

played their best game

-T of the season in hold-

ing the fast Mississip-

pians to a 32-20 score.

The game was one of

the fastest seen here1/ this season. Both teams

showed splendid co-ordination, augmented

by the work of several individual stars:Waring for the Lynx. Johnson for "OleMiss." Potts Johnson of "Ole Miss" tiedWaring for scoring honors, with 13 points.Farnsworth on three occasions broughtcheers from the audience with long shotsfrom the center of the floor.

Lynx Given Support

Acting as a stimulus to the Lynx wasthe hearty support given by the student

body. It was the first outburst of school

spirit shown since the football season.Both the Lynx and "Ole Miss" defense

were strong in the first half. Very fewcrib shots were completed. All scoringwas done some distance from the basket.In the second half the Lynx offense couldnot keep pace with that of the Missip-plans, who, freshened by reserves, swepton. The Lynx fought hard, contestingevery point, finally holding Coach Hazel'smen to 32 points, six less than they haveaveraged per game thus far this season.

The lineup:

Position

Southwestern (20) "Ole Miss," (32)J. Davis, 1 ...... F.......P. Johnson, 13Waring, 13 ........ F............Traxler, 7Lindsey. 0 ........ C....... R. Johnson, 6Redhead, 0 ....... G.. ........... Bryson. 4Farnsworth, 6 ..... G........... Coutrier, 2

"Sou'wester" SleuthFathoms Mystery of

Freshman Halton's PastAnother baffling mystery has been un-

ravelled by the "Sou 'wester." All crim-inals have given up hope of hiding theirdeadly secrets from the sleuths of thisnoted publication.

It was recently learned that one ofthe fair sex held the key to an astoundingsecret. Long have the sudens ponderedand puzzled over his apparently sealedmystery.

Time after time this paper has beenasked to take a hand in the matter andexplain once and for all he reason forArchibald Halton's simpleness. With thehope that it would show the poor fellow'sLaughlin explained the enigma.unlimited clemency, Miss Elizabeth

It was many years ago when the trag-edy happened. Halton lived opposite the"frau" named above. Then she wore pig-tails and caressed dolls. Now she wearsfraternity pins and caresses I know notwhat Nevertheless, to dray us back tothe horrible accident and explain It ina few words, it was in those days that ithappened. Halton fell out of a secondstory window. He has never recovered.

It is rumored that he made a datewith the confessor to hush the affair. butthe ears of the staff are too keen. Whatabout that date, Moore?

THE SOU'WESTERPublished weekly by the student body of

Southwestern, Memphis, Tennessee.

Entered aa second-class matter at thepostoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under theact of March 3, 1879.

VOL. 7 FEBRUARY 19, 1926 No. 17

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Subscription Price Three Dollars theScholastic Year in Advance

What The Heck?Do you wash your face in the morning?Likewise, do you eat?Further, do you read the "Sou'wester?"

This is the final call for volunteer

writers from the student body. The "Sou'-

wester" is a weekly publication. To fill

its columns each week requires much

work. To present to the student a rep-

resentative paper must perforce have

theor co-operation. That co-operation must

necessarily be in the writing of campus

and student affairs, of securing ads for

the business department, boosting of the

publication, reading the paper, comment-ing and submitting criticisms, carrying on

debates through the columns of the paper,and in all making it truly a student pa-per.

The paper is scheduled to appear onFriday. For the past three weeks thepaper has appeared on Saturday. Thereason for this, only two or three havebeen writing and have had to assume allresponsibility for the paper's appearancefor the current issue. The remedy: every-one write and submit at least one articleeach week, no matter whether it be nomore than a local. The result: a "Sou'-wester" which the circulation and ex-change editors will rejoice in sendingthrough out the United States as repre-sentative of Southwestern College and herstudent body.

An Aim

Do you ever stop and ask yourself justwhat your aim in life is, what you arestriving to attain, and what your chancesof success are if you continue in the paththat you are now following? Sometimesitis of great advantage to do this. Why?First, because it will enable you to findhow your will and outlook on life com-pares with that of your associates. Thevalue of such a comparison lies in thefact that you will be better able to cre-

ate an aim in life if your present one isnot worthy, and also that you will be able

to profit by your associates's mistakes.Again, such an examination and compar-ison will serve to focums your attentionmore forcibly on your aim, even though

it may be worthy of your ability-as it

stands. Once your attention is rivetedon your aim and purpose in life you

will automatically become better able to

work for the realization of your ambitions.

Again. the occasional inventory of this

kind will facilitate your action in fulfill-

ing the purpose in life which you have as-signed to yourself. In reviewing your

purpose, aims, and ambitions, occasion-

ally, you will come to see their relation

THE SOU'WESTER

I'm the Gink

I'm the gink who can't stand being:idded. When anyone gets a goodjoke on me and starts to kid, I be-come furious. I sometimes go sofar as to want to fight. I supposemy temper is too strong, and I shouldbe more good natured and take mymedicine, but I haven't the backbone.Whenever it comes to kidding some-

one else I am highly in favor of it,

and join in with vim. I usually am

one of the leaders. But let the youngscamps pun me-oh well, it's mynature to resent personal hints.

to the obstacles that you must overcomein fulfilling them.

The net result of such an introspectiveexamination, occasionally repeated, will befound in the formation of a very definiteaim in life, an aim so definite that it willeasily stay fixed in your mind. As a con-

sequence your work will be unified in

that all your actions will eventually cease

to work save in the light of one thing

only, that is, your aim in life.

Why It WorksThe remarkable thing about our Honor

System is not that it prevented cheating

during the recent exams, but that it

brought such a change in the minds of

the students with regard to this evil. You

have all seen "Champeen Cheaters," i i

grammar school, and must also admit that

they handed in some high school mate-

rial that was not wholly their own. Why?

It was not because they were morally bad,

'.ut because of the attitude of the stu-

dents in those schools toward cheating.

It was considered smart to cheat and get

away with it in grammar and high school

days. During the recent exams the writ-

er did not see a single, solitary studentlook on another's paper.

We are indeed fortunate that there was

quite a bit of discussion on our honor

system before it was adopted. We can

now enter upon the execution of our vows

solemnly taken in a way which wouldhave been impossible had we signed the

cards as a matter of form and endorsedit as a good thing, but not deep down in

our hearts meaning to carry it out.

Your Opinions

Your opinions may not be worth more

than those of the othre man, even thoughyou are able to put them in the mostlogical form. Your opinions on all thingsare determined largely by the character

of your education in childhood. In child-

hood. In childhood you are open to ev-

ery kind of belief, and philosophy of life

may be at this time permanently ingrained

into your mind. You standard of what is

right and what is wrong, what is good andwhat is bad is therefore, arbitrary, as they

owe their origin to early education and

association.Ask yourself this revealing question,

where did my parents and their parents

in turn get this informati.on? Also ask,

why is there such a variance of opinion

about life and about the great questions

that are inevitably forced upon you. You

ask yourself, why do I believe as I do on

this subject? Would I not have believed

otherwise had I been reared under oth-

er conditions? Do I not make all the

knowledge that I gain, conform to the at-

titude toward life which I gained in child-

hood? Why do I consider myself right

when I might have believed otherwise,

had I started out on life under different

conditions?Let us be cautious, therefore, in forc-

ing our opinions upon others. Let us

seek to find a criterion studiously arrived

at by which we may make our judgments

and decisions. If we cannot depend on

our observational inferences then how

can we consciously give an opinion? Ifwe cease to arrive at our opinions throughreason we admit that we have no origin-ality in so far as thinking is concerned.

"Hall, Columbia," shouted the audienceas the burlesque show started.

Quips and SkitsBy

The College Humorist

A traveler who believed himself to besole survivor of a shipwreck upon a can-nibal isle hid for three days, in terrort STIAN

of his life. Driven out by hunger, he dis-

covered a thin wisp of smoke rising from

a clump of bushes inland, and crawledcarefully to study the type of savages

about it. Just as he reached the clumphe heard a voice say: "Why in hell didyou play that card?" He dropped on his

knees and, devoutly raising his hands,cried: "Thank God they are Christians!"

Luther: "I bet you a dollar that I cankiss you without touching you."

(Execution.)Mary Alex: "But you touched me."Luther: "To be sure. Here's your dol-

lar. What other games do you play?"

Chapel NotesDr. William Evans, a famous Bible schol-

ar, was with us in chapel last Fridaymorning. He delivered a fine talk on theprayer which our Lord prayed just beforehis ascension.

"Jesus prayed that He might glorify theFather that the Father might be glorifiedthrough him. We should glorify God. Weshould leave behind those things whichdetract and look forward and follow after,person can find a place for his life work.

Jesus. There are wide fields in which a,,d no o:e can pick a better place to.hang his shingle than in the missionfields," he said.

We appreciate such visits and hope tohave I)r. Evans with us again.

Southewestern,February 16th.

Could it have been Dr. Pomeroy who Dere Bill:

poured molasses down his back and Jist thought I'd drop ya a line to tell ya

scratched the pancake? how much we miss ya. This here schoolain't the same place without you. Bill,

Mrs. Cassidy: "O'm afeared that yer everybody says they sho' do wish you wud

son's spoiled, Miz O'Brien." come back. I jist don't see how this here

Mrs. O'B.: Shure and yez wrong. school kin run widout you. I been 'spec-

Mrs. C.: Well, go and look at him out tin' to here Dr. Deel say ever since you

in the road under the steam roller. been gone that we wud close up.Well, Bill, I'll tell ya everything I know

Tinny stood on the railroad track, thats happened since you been back with

He didn't hear the bell; Sally. Guess you've plum forgit us now.

The train went on to Halifax, You know that thar little black hedded

And Tinny, went not where you think, gal they call Muritta Graham. Wal, she'sgot Ed Buder's Kappa Sig pin. That

Because he was on the other tracks. got Ed Buder's Kappa Sig pin. That

there Willyum Fort said she grabbed forhis ears and got his pin.

Rhem's Typical Co-Ed Bill, I jist thought I'd tell ya, somebodyhas beat ya time with "Speedy" Hall. Shegot a real lovin' Valentine from somesheik. She don't kno who it be from, butI guess she soon will kno him. She sho

. ;has made them other coeds jellous roundat Clarksville Hall. They're all well, Ireckon, but that pretty little Irene sho'looks like she was pining away for you.

-yShe said if she had a Ford she would

come to see you.(Excerpts From Sam Rhem's Talk Wal, Bill, if I don't get ter studyin' that

"The Typical Co-Ed") Pruffeser Atkinson, he will git me. HeMr. Webster's novel laugningly calls a says I sho am dumb, but he forgits I bin

co-ed: " a female student." A co-ed's thinkin' so much about you. Tell Pa Iattraction for the male students is large- said "howdy" and I hope Ma has thosely a matter of form. She uses her dress new chickens by now.as a scheme to attract attention, butl Bill, I lob you jist as much as Sally,one can easily see through the scheme. 'so don't fergit.

After a date the co-ed emerges intact. Forlornfully,There is scarcely anything else in whichshe does emerge.

The male is minus a frat pin, the usualgood grades that he would have gotten Aif he had studied, and several hundred W O R LDother minor things, such as his month'sallowance, and mayhap his best friend. V I S I O N

If there is any conceit among the malestudents it arises from the fact that they ANDpride themselves in that they had the A LIFE O Fforehough o be born of the more intelli-gent sex. I S R_ V C F

Call Off the Sirens

Dink: I'll have you know I'm not afool yet.

Sid: Well, you're pretty near one.Dink: So I am-I'll just walk to one

side a bit.

Little Archie: Gee, Pop, I just swallow-ed a worm!

Anxious Father: Take a drink of wa-ter, quick! quick! and wash it down.

Little Archie: Aw, no, let him walk.

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Aquatic Star EntersSouthwestern College

Seager Forsakes University of Mich-igan For S. C.

Allen Seager, all-Memphis Aquatic star,matriculated at Southwestern during thepast week.

Seager Is a former University of Michi-gan student. He is a graduate of Central high school.

A woman will have the last word if shehas to write a postscript to do it.

Evidently James 0. Finley, Southwest-ern senior, revealed the fact of his secretmarriage so that he would have an excusefor visiting his- wife. At any rate, Finlayleft Wednesday night for Flat River, Mo.,where he spent the week-end with MrsFinley. He returned to the campus Mon-day morning.

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Week of February 22

"THE LASTEDITION"

Emory Johnson'sGreatest Picture

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the contest.

Louise Stratman, forward4 led the scor-ing procession with 20 points. Miss Nolen,forward, accounted for the 6 points madeby Humes.Southwestern (36) Lineup Humes Hi (6)Larkey, 16..........F........... Nolen 6Stratman, 20 ........ F..........NashburnBeckham (c)........J C LawsonM. W. Smith...S.C ..... RiceKlindworth......... G ............. BettisV. Smith ........... G..............Kent

Campus TouchesMiss Uatalie Northcross spent last

week-end with her parents, at Corinth.Miss.

:Hiss Olivetto Durley, who has beensick, has gone home for several days.

Miss Connie Ellison visited in HollySprings last week-end.

Misses Hilda Scates, Irene Clardy, Vir-ginia Smith and Virginia Wenthersby wereguests in Jackson, Tenn. They were hon-orees of several lovely courtesies, includ-ing a fancy dress ball, a bridge party andand a banquet.

Bob Flernister left early Friday morningfor his home at Birmingham, where hismother underwent a minor operation Sat-urday.

Bob returned Tuesday evening of thisweek.

We are glad to announce that hismother is steadily improving.

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Kittens VictoriousIn Initial Contest

Against St. Agnes 6Down Fast Local Team In Debut.

Win From Humes High In"Tar Paper" Gym

Rushing viciously into their debut bas-ket ball game, the Kitty Kats of South-western downed the St. Agnes Academysextet last Friday by the score 31 to 27.

The Kittens were handicapped by anoutdoor court, being accustomed to the"tar paper gym." Julia Larkey and LouiseStratman played forward positions andEleanor Beckham, who was elected cap-tain of the team the day previous, playedjumping center. Maude Smith prancedabout as side cented. Virginia Smith andNadyne Klindworth guarded the St. Ag-nes forwards, one of whom, Pauline Mar-quette, is renowned in local basketballcircles. Miss Marquette scored 26 outout the 27 points by the St. Agnes sextet.

Downs Local HighLast Thursday a week ago, Southwestern

played Humes high in our "tar paper" gymthe Kittens defeating Humes, score 36 to6 The contest was one sided, althoughbrilliant defensive work and occasionalflashly offensive attacks featured during

Our College BardsThese women folks are not such dreams,

I like 'em!They're full of "gimmies," tears and

screams,I like 'em!

I like 'em hot, and cold as snow,And fat and thin, and fast and slow,And many other kinds I know.

I like 'em!They make me fudge, and tell me lies,

I like 'em!They brush my hair and pat my ties.

I like 'em!But when they throttel down the lightAnd make me kiss 'em, hug 'em tight,And beg me stay there half the night-

I LOVE 'EM!

Lyrics Of The CoronerHere lies the body of Percival Sapp.He drove his car with a girl in his lap.Lies slumbering here one William Blake.He heard the bell, but he had no brake.Beneath thiss tone lies William Maines,

The grim humor of Time is the motiva-

tion of "Time, the Comedian," Robert Z.Leonard's latest directorial achievementfor Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, coming to theLoew's State week of February 22. Thestory is that of an unhappy wife whoseerotic affairs bring about her husband'sdeath; and due partially to passage oftime and her own self, she is shelved byher former admirers.

An excellent cast has been assembledfor the picture, including Lew Cody, MaeBusch, Gertrude Olmsted, Creighton Hale,Roy Stewart, Paulette Duval and others.The film is based on a story by Kate Jor-Ian and was adapted to the screen byFrederick and Fanny aHtton. OliverMarsh was the photographer.

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shaving the tirnhr growth from his facethe past wek on the campus. Long andindustriously he labored. Vicious sweepsof the groaning medal across his facialepidermis eventually produced a clearing.

And, perchance, a photographer wanstrolling about the campus at this identical time. He also chanced to espy theyouth with razor to face and face to mir-ror and mirror in hands of Freshman Du-Bard. Ha! he thought, what fiendish jokens this? Musing such he hied him withall due haste and "shot" the scene.

Dear readers, the picture has been cen-sored, but you may buy illicit copies fromFreshman Solomon, who also has severalviews of himself while doing the "feed"act.

Moral: Boys have the same right toshave in public as the girls do to powderand dab their shiny probisci in public.What's hash for the goose, is chowder for.he gander.

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IFreshman Teddy Solomon during his re-

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Sorority Is HostMrs. Katrina McDonald, grand national

president of Alpha Omicron Pi, and Mrs.Lillian Marshall, district supervisor, wereguests of Kappa Omicron last Wednes-day and Thursday, a week ago. OnWednesday, they were guests of honorat a luncheon at the Peabody, where theywere introduced to all the members ofthe chapter. Thursday they were enter-tained with a bridge luncheon at the Co-lonial Country Club, to which severalalumnae were present. The Valentine mo-tif was carried out in both decorationsand menu, and prizes approprite to theoccasion were awarded at the conclusionof the bridge game.

Announces PledgeChi Omega Pledge

The Kappa Beta Chapter of Cli Omegaannounces a new pledge, Miss Jane Hyde.

The Alpha Delta Chapter of Kappa Deltaannounce the pledging of Miss CatherinePorter.

Alpha Omicron Pi sorority takesure in announcing Gladys Gibsonmid-year pledge.

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Lynx Down TeachersFor the Second Time

Score 35-22 For Win-Teachers'Girls Trounce Kitties

Proving their superiority for the sec-

ond time in as many weeks, the South-

western Lynx basketball machine con-

quered the West Tennessee Teachers' quin-

tet Wednesday night by the score of 35

to 22 in the "Y" cage. The Teachers

trailed from the start. Accurate goal

caging of Lindsey, Lynx center, featured

the contest.The Southwestern quintet got away to

a good start. Lindsey, giving the best

offensive performance of his career early

in the tilt got his eye on the basket and

he sank the ball consistently. Lindsey.

leading the scoring attack of the Lynx, tal

lied eight goals from the field for 1C

points, and was not only high scorer, but

the outsanding star of the contest even

showing the way to the brilliant Henry

Waring, Lynx forward.

The Teachers afforded the Lynx little

trouble in the opening Ijalf, which ended

with the count 23 to 8, Southwestern.

"Dode" Farnsworth of the Lynx starred

defensively. Other players who furnished

Lindsey competition for starring honors

were Chauncey Barbour and Russell Walk

er of the Teachers, and Joe Davis, captain

of the Lynx.The lineup:

Southwestern (35) Teachers (22)

Position

J. Davis (c) 9 ..... F. ..........- Jones

Waring 6 ........... F ......- Tyson I

Lindsey 16 ..........-------- C---Shelton 4

Redhead ........... G....... (c) Howze 1

Farnsworth 4 ......G ..-G----- Walker 1

Substitutions: Teachers-Barbour (10),

Donnell, Parr, Southwestern-Sid Davis.

Hamilton, Johnson, Hughes, Hurt, John

Graves. (Atlanta A. C) referee; Early

Maxwell, scorer: Enoch Mitchell and

"Shorty" Myrick, timers.Kittens Taste Defeat

Lassies from the Teachers' College de-

feated Southwestern Cagettes by the run-

away score of 53 to 13. Although the

Kitties fought hard, they proved no match

for the wary teachers.

The lineup:Teachers (53)Austin (c) 38.......F.Mitchell 9.......... F.

Gaines ........... J.C.Wood ............ S.C.Grills..............G.Dennis.............G.

Southwestern (12)........ Larkey 11

.Stratman

...... (c) Beckam.Porter

-Klindworth

.... Virginia Smith

Substitutions: Teachers: Brooks (6).

Bank. Shore, Marshall, Southwestern

Griffis (Klindworth disqualified account

four personal fouls). Moody, Harld Davis

(U. of Memphis Law School) referee; Rus-

sell Walker (Teachers) and Shorty Myrick

(Southwestern) timers; and Tom Yates

(C. B. C.) scoter.

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