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E D I T I O N D E L A P A C I F I C A T I O N
T H E W O R K S O F
VOLTAIRE A CONTEMPORARY VERSION
W ITH NOTES BY TOBIAS SMOLLETT, R EVISED AND MODERNIZED
NEW TRANSLATIONS BY W ILLIAM F. FLEMING, AND AN
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The WORKS of VOLTAIRE
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EDITION DE LA PACIFICATION
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CANNI!ALS"
SECTION I"
WE &AVE s)oen of -o%e" It is hard to )ass from
)eo)-e issin* to )eo)-e eatin* one another" It is(
ho$e%er( ut too true that there ha%e een cannia-s"
We ha%e found them in America G the' are( )erha)s(
sti-- to e found G and the C'c-o)s $ere not the on-'
indi%idua-s in antiHuit' $ho sometimes fed on human
esh" 1u%ena- re-ates that amon* the E*')tians
that $ise )eo)-e( so reno$ned for their -a$s those
)ious $orshi))ers of crocodi-es and onions the
Tent'rites ate one of their enemies $ho had fa--en
into their hands" &e does not te-- this ta-e on hear8
sa'G the crime $as committed a-most efore his
e'es G he $as then in E*')t( and not far from Ten8
t'ra" On this occasion he Huotes the ascons and
the Sa*untines( $ho former-' fed on the esh of
their countr'men"
In =< four sa%a*es $ere rou*ht from the 3is8
sissi))i to Fontaine-eau( $ith $hom I had the honor
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of con%ersin*" There $as amon* them a -ad' of the
countr'( $hom I ased if she had eaten menG she
ans$ered( $ith *reat sim)-icit' that she had" I a)8
)eared some$hat scanda-i4ed G on $hich she eB8
<
@ Phi-oso)hica-
cused herse-f ' sa'in* that it $as etter to eat one5s
dead enem' than to -ea%e him to e de%oured '
$i-d easts( and that the conHuerors deser%ed to ha%e
the )reference" We i-- our nei*hors in att-es( or
sirmishes G and( for the meanest consideration( )ro8
%ide mea-s for the cro$s and the $orms" There is
the horrorG there is the crime" What matters it(
$hen a man is dead( $hether he is eaten ' a so-dier(
or ' a do* and a cro$J
We ha%e more res)ect for the dead than for the
-i%in*" It $ou-d e etter to res)ect oth the one and
the other" The nations ca--ed )o-ished ha%e done
ri*ht in not )uttin* their %anHuished enemies on the
s)it G for if $e $ere a--o$ed to eat our nei*hors( $e
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shou-d soon eat our countr'men( $hich $ou-d e
rather unfortunate for the socia- %irtues" !ut )o-8
ished nations ha%e not a-$a's een so G the' $ere a--
for a -on* time sa%a*e G and( in the innite numer
of re%o-utions $hich this *-oe has under*one( man8
ind ha%e een sometimes numerous and sometimes
scarce" It has een $ith human ein*s as it no$
is $ith e-e)hants( -ions( or ti*ers( the race of $hich
has %er' much decreased" In times $hen a countr'
$as ut thin-' inhaited ' men( the' had fe$ arts G
the' $ere hunters" The custom of eatin* $hat the'
had i--ed easi-' -ed them to treat their enemies -ie
their sta*s and their oars" It $as su)erstition that
caused human %ictims to e immo-ated G it $as neces8
sit' that caused them to e eaten"
Which is the *reater crime to assem-e )ious-'
Dictionar'"
to*ether to )-un*e a nife into the heart of a *ir-
adorned $ith --ets( or to eat a $orth-ess man $ho
has een i--ed in our o$n defenceJ
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6et $e ha%e man' more instances of *ir-s and
o's sacriced than of *ir-s and o's eaten" A-most
e%er' nation of $hich $e no$ an'thin* has sacri8
ced o's and *ir-s" The 1e$s immo-ated them"
This $as ca--ed the AnathemaG it $as a rea- sacri8
ceG and in Le%iticus it is ordained that the -i%in*
sou-s $hich sha-- e de%oted sha-- not e s)ared G ut
it is not in an' manner )rescried that the' sha-- e
eaten G this is on-' threatened" 3oses te--s the 1e$s
that un-ess the' oser%e his ceremonies the' sha--
not on-' ha%e the itch( ut the mothers sha-- eat their
chi-dren" It is true that in the time of E4eie- the
1e$s must ha%e een accustomed to eat human esh G
for( in his thirt'8ninth cha)ter( he forete--s to them
that od $i-- cause them to eat( not on-' the horses
of their enemies( ut moreo%er the horsemen and the
rest of the $arriors" And( indeed( $h' shou-d not
the 1e$s ha%e een cannia-s J It $as the on-' thin*
$antin* to mae the )eo)-e of od the most aom8
ina-e )eo)-e u)on earth"
SECTION II"
In the essa' on the #3anners and S)irit of Na8
tions# $e read the fo--o$in* sin*u-ar )assa*e 0
#&errera assures us that the 3eBicans ate the human
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%ictims $hom the' immo-ated" 3ost of the rst
tra%e--ers and missionaries sa' that the !ra4i-ians(
the Cariees( the IroHuois( the &urons( and some
7 Phi-oso)hica-
other tries( ate their ca)ti%es taen in $ar G and the'
do not consider this as the )ractice of some indi%id8
ua-s a-one( ut as a nationa- usa*e" So man' $riters(
ancient and modern( ha%e s)oen of cannia-s( that
it is dicu-t to den' their eBistence" A huntin*
)eo)-e( -ie the !ra4i-ians or the Canadians( not
a-$a's ha%in* a certain susistence( ma' sometimes
ecome cannia-s" Famine and re%en*e accustomed
them to this ind of foodG and $hi-e in the most
ci%i-i4ed a*es $e see the )eo)-e of Paris de%ourin*
the -eedin* remains of 3arsha- d5Ancre( and the
)eo)-e of The &a*ue eatin* the heart of the *rand
)ensionar'( De Witt( $e ou*ht not to e sur)rised
that a momentar' outra*e amon* us has een con8
tinua- amon* sa%a*es"
#The most ancient oos $e ha%e -ea%e no room
to dout that hun*er has dri%en men to this eBcess"
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The )ro)het E4eie-( accordin* to some commen8
tators( )romises to the &ere$s from od that if
the' defend themse-%es $e-- a*ainst the in* of
Persia( the' sha-- eat of 5the esh of horses and of
mi*ht' men"5
#3arco Po-o sa's that in his time in a )art of
Tartar' the ma*icians or )riests it $as the same
thin* had the )ri%i-e*e of eatin* the esh of crim8
ina-s condemned to death" A-- this is shocin* to
the fee-in*s G ut the )icture of humanit' must
often ha%e the same eMect"
#&o$ can it ha%e een that nations constant-'
se)arated from one another ha%e united in so horri-e
Dictionar'" >
a customJ 3ust $e e-ie%e that it is not so aso-ute-'
o))osed to human nature as it a))ears to eJ It is
certain that it has een rare( ut it is eHua--' certain
that it has eBisted" It is not no$n that the Tartars
and the 1e$s often ate their fe--o$ creatures" Durin*
the sie*es of Sancerre and Paris( in our re-i*ious
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$ars( hun*er and des)air com)e--ed mothers to feed
on the esh of their chi-dren" The charita-e Las
Casas( isho) of Chia)a( sa's that this horror $as
committed in America( on-' ' some nations amon*
$hom he had not tra%e--ed" Dam)ierre assures us
that he ne%er met $ith cannia-sG and at this da'
there are not( )erha)s( an' tries $hich retain this
horri-e custom"#
Americus Ves)ucius sa's in one of his -etters that
the !ra4i-ians $ere much astonished $hen he made
them understand that for a -on* time the Euro)eans
had not eaten their )risoners of $ar"
Accordin* to 1u%ena-5s fteenth satire( the as8
cons and the S)aniards had een *ui-t' of this ar8
arit'" &e himse-f $itnessed a simi-ar aomination
in E*')t durin* the consu-ate of 1unius" A Huarre-
ha))enin* et$een the inhaitants of Tent'ra and
those of Omi( the' fou*ht G and an Omian ha%in*
fa--en into the hands of the Tent'rians( the' had
him cooed( and ate him( a-- ut the are ones" !ut
he does not sa' that this $as the usua- custom G on
the contrar'( he s)eas of it as an act of more than
ordinar' fur'"
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The 1esuit Char-e%oiB( $hom I ne$ %er' $e--(
io Phi-oso)hica-
and $ho $as a man of *reat %eracit'( *i%es us c-ear-'
to understand in his #&istor' of Canada(# in $hich
countr' he resided thirt' 'ears( that a-- the nations
of northern America $ere cannia-sG since he re8
mars( as a thin* %er' eBtraordinar'( that in ===
the Acadians did not eat men"
The 1esuit !reeuf re-ates that in [email protected]? the rst
IroHuois that $as con%erted( ha%in* unfortunate-'
*ot drun $ith rand'( $as taen ' the &urons(
then at $ar $ith the IroHuois" The )risoner( a)8
ti4ed ' Father !reeuf ' the name of 1ose)h( $as
condemned to death" &e $as )ut to a thousand tor8
tures( $hich he endured( sin*in* a-- the $hi-e( ac8
cordin* to the custom of his countr'" The' nished
' cuttin* oM a foot( a hand( and -ast-' his headG
after $hich the &urons )ut a-- the memers into a
cau-dron( each one )artoo of them( and a )iece $as
oMered to Father !reeuf"
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Char-e%oiB s)eas in another )-ace of t$ent'8t$o
&urons eaten ' the IroHuois" It cannot( then( e
douted( that in more countries than one( human
nature has reached this -ast )itch of horror G and this
eBecra-e custom must e of the hi*hest antiHuit'G
for $e see in the &o-' Scri)tures that the 1e$s $ere
threatened $ith eatin* their chi-dren if the' did not
oe' their -a$s" The 1e$s are to-d not on-' that
the' sha-- ha%e the itch( and that their $i%es sha--
*i%e themse-%es u) to others( ut a-so that the' sha--
eat their sons and dau*hters in an*uish and de%asta8
tion G that the' sha-- contend $ith one another for
Dictionar'" = =
the eatin* of their chi-dren G and that the husand
$i-- not *i%e to his $ife a morse- of her son( ecause(
he $i-- sa'( he has hard-' enou*h for himse-f"
Some %er' o-d critics do indeed assert that the
!oo of Deuteronom' $as not com)osed unti- after
the sie*e of Samaria ' !enhadad( durin* $hich( it
is said in the Second !oo of Kin*s( that mothers
ate their chi-dren" !ut these critics( in considerin*
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Deuteronom' as a oo $ritten after the sie*e of
Samaria( do ut %erif' this terri-e occurrence"
Others assert that it cou-d not ha))en as it is re-ated
in the Second !oo of Kin*s" It is there said 0 #And
as the in* of Israe- $as )assin* ' u)on the $a--
of Samaria ( there cried a $oman unto him( sa'in*(
5&e-)( m' -ord( O in*"5 And he said( 5If the Lord
do not he-) thee( $hence sha-- I he-) thee J out of the
arn oorJ or out of the $ine8)ressJ5 And the
in* said unto her( 5What ai-eth thee J5 And she an8
s$ered( 5This $oman said unto me( *i%e th' son(
that $e ma' eat him to8da'( and $e sha-- eat m' son
to8morro$" So $e oi-ed m' son( and did eat him G
and I said unto her on the neBt da'( 5i%e th' son(
that $e ma' eat him(5 and she hath hid her son"5 #
These censors assert that it is not -ie-' that $hi-e
Kin* !enhadad $as esie*in* Samaria( Kin* 1oram
)assed Huiet-' ' the $a--( or u)on the $a--( to sett-e
diMerences et$een Samaritan $omen" It is sti--
-ess -ie-' that one chi-d shou-d not ha%e satised
t$o $omen for t$o da's" There must ha%e een
enou*h to feed them for four da's at -east" !ut -et
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= Phi-oso)hica-
these critics reason as the' ma'( $e must e-ie%e
that fathers and mothers ate their chi-dren durin*
the sie*e of Samaria( since it is eB)ress-' foreto-d
in Deuteronom'" The same thin* ha))ened at the
sie*e of 1erusa-em ' Neuchadne44arG and this(
too( $as foreto-d ' E4eie-"
1eremiah eBc-aims( in his #Lamentations# 0 #Sha--
the $omen eat their fruit( and chi-dren of a s)an
-on*J# And in another )-ace0 #The hands of the
)itifu- $omen ha%e sodden their o$n chi-dren"#
&ere ma' e added the $ords of !aruch 0 #3an
has eaten the esh of his son and of his dau*hter"#
This horror is re)eated so often that it cannot ut
e true" Last-'( $e no$ the stor' re-ated in
1ose)hus( of the $oman( $ho fed on the esh of her
son $hen Titus $as esie*in* 1erusa-em" The oo
attriuted to Enoch( cited ' St" 1ude( sa's that the
*iants orn from the commerce of the an*ers $ith the
dau*hters of men $ere the rst cannia-s"
In the ei*hth homi-' attriuted to St" C-ement( St"
Peter( $ho is made to s)ea in it( sa's that these same
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*iants Huenched their thirst $ith human -ood and
ate the esh of their fe--o$ creatures" &ence re8
su-ted( adds the author( ma-adies unti- then un8
no$nG monsters of a-- inds s)run* u) on the
earth G and then it $as that od reso-%ed to dro$n a--
human ind" A-- this sho$s us ho$ uni%ersa- $as
the rei*nin* o)inion of the eBistence of cannia-s"
What St" Peter is made to sa' in St" C-ement5s
homi-' has a )a-)a-e anit' $ith the stor' of
Dictionar'" =
L'caon( one of the o-dest of ree fa-es( and $hich
$e nd in the rst oo of O%id5s #3etamor8
)hoses"#
The #Re-ations of the Indies and China(# $ritten
in the ei*hth centur' ' t$o Aras( and trans-ated
' the Ae Renaudot( is not a oo to $hich im)-icit
credit shou-d e attached G far from it G ut $e must
not reQect a-- these t$o tra%e--ers sa'( es)ecia--'
$hen their testimon' is corroorated ' that of other
authors $ho ha%e merited some e-ief" The' te--
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us that there are in the Indian Sea is-ands )eo)-ed
$ith -acs $ho ate menG the' ca-- these is-ands
Ramni"
3arco Po-o( $ho had not read the $ors of these
t$o Aras( sa's the same thin* four hundred 'ears
after them" Archisho) Na%arette( $ho $as after8
$ards a %o'a*er in the same seas( conrms this ac8
count 0 #Los Euro)eos Hue co*en( es consta$te Hue
%i%os se -os %an comiendo"#
TeBeira asserts that the )eo)-e of 1a%a ate human
esh( $hich aomina-e custom the' had not -eft oM
more than t$o hundred 'ears efore his time" &e
adds that the' did not -earn mi-der manners unti-
the' emraced 3ahometanism"
The same thin* has een said of the )eo)-e of
Pe*u( of the Kars( and of se%era- other African
nations" 3arco Po-o( $hom $e ha%e Qust no$ cited(
sa's that in some Tartar hordes( $hen a crimina- had
een condemned to death the' made a mea- of him 0
#&anno costoro un estia-e e orrii-e costume( che
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= Phi-oso)hica-
Huando a-cuno e *uidicato a morte( -o to-*ono( e cuo8
cono( e man*ian5 se-o"#
What is more eBtraordinar' and incredi-e is that
the t$o Aras attriuted to the Chinese $hat 3arco
Po-o sa's of some of the Tartars 0 that( #in *enera-(
the Chinese eat a-- $ho ha%e een i--ed"# This
aomination is so re)u*nant to Chinese manners(
that it cannot e e-ie%ed" Father Parennin has re8
futed it ' sa'in* that it is un$orth' of refutation"
It must( ho$e%er( e oser%ed that the ei*hth cen8
tur'( the time $hen these Aras $rote their tra%e-s(
$as one of those most disastrous to the Chinese" T$o
hundred thousand Tartars )assed the *reat $a--(
)-undered Pein( and e%er'$here s)read the most
horri-e deso-ation" It is %er' -ie-' that there $as
then a *reat famine( for China $as as )o)u-ous as it
is no$ G and some )oor creatures amon* the -o$est
of the )eo)-e mi*ht eat dead odies" What interest
cou-d these Araians ha%e in in%entin* so dis*ustin*
a fa-eJ Perha)s the'( -ie most other tra%e--ers(
too a )articu-ar instance for a nationa- custom"
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Not to *o so far for eBam)-es( $e ha%e one in our
o$n countr'( in the %er' )ro%ince in $hich I $rite G
it is attested ' our conHueror( our master( 1u-ius
Caesar" &e $as esie*in* A-eBia( in the AuBois"
The esie*ed ein* reso-%ed to defend themse-%es to
the -ast eBtremit'( and $antin* )ro%isions( a *reat
counci- $as assem-ed( in $hich one of the chiefs(
named Crito*natus( )ro)osed that the chi-dren shou-d
e eaten one after another to sustain the stren*th of
Dictionar'" = <
the comatants" &is )ro)osa- $as carried ' a ma8
Qorit' of %oices" Nor is this a-- G Crito*natus in his
haran*ue te--s them that their ancestors had had re8
course to the same ind of sustenance in the $ar $ith
the Cimri and Teutones"
We $i-- conc-ude $ith the testimon' of 3on8
tai*ne" S)eain* of $hat $as to-d him ' the com8
)anions of Vi--e*a*non( returned from !ra4i-( and
of $hat he had seen in France( he certies that the
!ra4i-ians ate their enemies i--ed in $ar( ut mar
$hat fo--o$s 0 #Is it more ararous to eat a man
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$hen dead than to ha%e him roasted ' a s-o$ re(
or torn to )ieces ' do*s and s$ine( as is 'et fresh
in our memories and that not et$een ancient ene8
mies( ut amon* nei*hors and fe--o$8citi4ens and(
$hich is $orse( on )retence of )iet' and re-i*ionJ#
What a Huestion for a )hi-oso)her -ie 3ontai*ne
Then( if Anacreon and Tiu--us had een IroHuois(
the' $ou-d ha%e eaten men A-as a-as
SECTION III"
We--G t$o En*-ishmen ha%e sai-ed round the
$or-d" The' ha%e disco%ered that Ne$ &o--and is
an is-and -ar*er than Euro)e( and that men sti-- eat
one another there( as in Ne$ 9ea-and" Whence come
this race J su))osin* that the' eBist" Are the' de8
scended from the ancient E*')tians( from the ancient
)eo)-e of Ethio)ia( from the Africans( from the In8
dians or from the %u-tures( or the $o-%es J What
a contrast et$een 3arcus Aure-ius( or E)ictetus(
and the cannia-s of Ne$ 9ea-and 6et the' ha%e
= @ Phi-oso)hica-
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the same or*ans( the' are a-ie human ein*s" We
ha%e a-read' treated on this )ro)ert' of the human
race G it ma' not e amiss to add another )ara*ra)h"
The fo--o$in* are St" 1erome5s o$n $ords in one
of his -etters 0 #:uid -oHuar de cateris nationius(
Huum i)se ado-escentu-us in a--ia %iderim Scotos(
*entem !ritannicam( humanis %esci carnius( et Huum
)er si-%as )orcorum *re*es )ecudumHue re)eriant(
tamen )astorum nates et faminarum )a)i--as so-ere
ascindere et has so-as ciorum de-icias aritrariJ#
#What sha-- I sa' of other nations G $hen I m'8
se-f( $hen 'oun*( ha%e seen Scotchmen in au-( $ho(
thou*h the' mi*ht ha%e fed on s$ine and other ani8
ma-s of the forest( chose rather to cut oM the )os8
teriors of the 'ouths and the reasts of the 'oun*
$omen( and considered them as the most de-icious
food"#
Pe--outier( $ho sou*ht for e%er'thin* that mi*ht
do honor to the Ce-ts( too the )ains to contradict
1erome( and to maintain that his credu-it' had een
im)osed on" !ut 1erome s)eas %er' *ra%e-'( and of
$hat he sa$" We ma'( $ith deference( dis)ute $ith
a father of the church aout $hat he has heard G ut
to dout of $hat he has seen is *oin* %er' far" After
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a--( the safest $a' is to dout of e%er'thin*( e%en of
$hat $e ha%e seen ourse-%es"
One $ord more on cannia-ism" In a oo $hich
has had considera-e success amon* the $e--8dis8
)osed $e nd the fo--o$in*( or $ords to the same
eMect0 #In Crom$e--5s time a $oman $ho e)t a
Dictionar'" =
ta--o$ chand-er5s sho) in Du-in so-d eBce--ent can8
d-es( made of the fat of En*-ishmen" After some
time one of her customers com)-ained that the can8
d-es $ere not so *ood" 5Sir said the $oman( 5it is
ecause $e are short of En*-ishmen"5 #
I as $hich $ere the most *ui-t' those $ho as8
sassinated the En*-ish( or the )oor $oman $ho made
cand-es of their fatJ And further( I as $hich $as
the *reatest crime to ha%e En*-ishmen cooed for
dinner( or to use their ta--o$ to *i%e -i*ht at su))er J
It a))ears to me that the *reat e%i- is the ein* i--ed G
it matters -itt-e to us $hether( after death( $e are
roasted on the s)it or are made into cand-es" Indeed(
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no $e--8dis)osed man can e un$i--in* to e usefu-
$hen he is dead"
CASTIN IN 3ETALU"
T&ERE is not an ancient fa-e( not an o-d asurdit'
$hich some sim)-eton $i-- not re%i%e( and that in a
ma*isteria- tone( if it e ut authori4ed ' some
c-assica- or theo-o*ica- $riter"
L'co)hron if I rememer ri*ht-'U re-ates that a
horde of roers $ho had een Qust-' condemned in
Ethio)ia ' Kin* Actisanes to -ose their ears and
noses( ed to the cataracts of the Ni-e and from
thence )enetrated into the Sand' Desert( $here the'
at -en*th ui-t the tem)-e of 1u)iter Ammon"
L'co)hron( and after him Theo)om)us( te--s us
that these anditti( reduced to eBtreme $ant( ha%in*
neither shoes( nor c-othes( nor utensi-s( nor read(
Vo-"
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ethou*ht themse-%es of raisin* a statue of *o-d to
an E*')tian *od" This statue $as ordered one e%en8
in* and made in the course of the ni*ht" A memer
of the uni%ersit' much attached to L'co)hron and
the Ethio)ian roers asserts that nothin* $as more
common in the %enera-e a*es of antiHuit' than to
cast a statue of *o-d in one ni*ht( and after$ards
thro$ it into a re to reduce it to an im)a-)a-e )o$8
der( in order to e s$a--o$ed ' a $ho-e )eo)-e"
!ut $here did these )oor de%i-s( $ithout reeches(
nd so much *o-dJ #What( sir# sa's the man of
-earnin*( #do 'ou for*et that the' had sto-en enou*h
to u' a-- Africa and that their dau*hters5 ear8rin*s
a-one $ere $orth nine mi--ions %e hundred thousand
-i%res of our currenc'J#
!e it so" !ut for castin* a statue a -itt-e )re)ara8
tion is necessar'" 3" Le 3oine em)-o'ed near-' t$o
'ears in castin* that of Louis ;V" #Oh ut this
1u)iter Ammon $as at most ut three feet hi*h"
o to an' )e$tererG $i-- he not mae 'ou ha-f a
do4en )-ates in a da' J#
Sir( a statue of 1u)iter is harder to mae than
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)e$ter )-ates( and I e%en dout $hether 'our thie%es
had $here$ith to mae )-ates so Huic-'( c-e%er as
the' mi*ht e at )i-ferin*" It is not %er' -ie-' that
the' had the necessar' a))aratus G the' had more
need to )ro%ide themse-%es $ith mea-" I res)ect L'8
co)hron much( ut this )rofound ree and his 'et
more )rofound commentators no$ so -itt-e of the
arts the' are so -earned in a-- that is use-ess( and so
Dictionar'" =>
i*norant in a-- that concerns the necessaries and con8
%eniences of -ife( )rofessions( trades( and dai-' occu8
)ations that $e $i-- tae this o))ortunit' of inform8
in* them ho$ a meta- *ure is cast" This is an
o)eration $hich the' $i-- nd neither in L'co)hron(
nor in 3anetho( nor e%en in St" Thomas5s dream"
I omit man' other )re)arations $hich the enc'c-o8
)aedists( es)ecia--' 3" Diderot( ha%e eB)-ained much
etter than I cou-d do( in the $or $hich must im8
morta-i4e their *-or' as $e-- as a-- the arts" !ut to
form a c-ear idea of the )rocess of this art the artist
must e seen at $or" No one can e%er -earn in a
oo to $ea%e stocin*s( nor to )o-ish diamonds( nor
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to $or ta)estr'" Arts and trades are -earned on-'
' eBam)-e and )ractice"
CATO"
ON S2ICIDE( AND T&E A!!E ST" C6RAN5S !OOK LEITI8
3ATIN S2ICIDE"
T&E in*enious La 3otte sa's of Cato( in one of
his )hi-oso)hica- rather than )oetica- odes 0
Caton( dine dme )-us e#*a-e t
Sous rheureuB %ainHueur de Pharsa-e(
Eut souMert Hue Rome )-idt G
3ais( inca)a-e de se rendre(
II rieut )as -a force d 5attendre
2n )ardon Hui rhumi-iat"
Stern Cato( $ith more eHua- sou-(
&ad o$ed to Caesar5s $ide contro-
With Rome had to the conHueror o$ed8
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!ut that his s)irit( rou*h and )roud(
&ad not the coura*e to a$ait
A )ardoned foe5s too hum-in* fate"
It $as( I e-ie%e( ecause Cato5s sou- $as a-$a's
O Phi-oso)hica-
eHua-( and retained to the -ast its -o%e for his countr'
and her -a$s that he chose rather to )erish $ith her
than to crouch to the t'rant" &e died as he had -i%ed"
Inca)a-e of surrenderin* And to $hom J To the
enem' of Rome to the man $ho had forci-' roed
the )u-ic treasur' in order to mae $ar u)on his
fe--o$8citi4ens and ens-a%e them ' means of their
o$n mone'" A )ardoned foe It seems as if La
3otte8&oudart $ere s)eain* of some re%o-ted su8
Qect $ho mi*ht ha%e otained his maQest'5s )ardon
' -etters in chancer'"
It seems rather asurd to sa' that Cato s-e$ him8
se-f throu*h $eaness" None ut a stron* mind can
thus surmount the most )o$erfu- instinct of nature"
This stren*th is sometimes that of fren4'( ut a
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frantic man is not $ea"
Suicide is foridden amon*st us ' the canon -a$"
!ut the decreta-s( $hich form the Quris)rudence of a
)art of Euro)e( $ere unno$n to Cato( to !rutus(
to Cassius( to the su-ime Arria( to the Em)eror
Otho( to 3ar Anton'( and the rest of the heroes
of true Rome( $ho )referred a %o-untar' death to a
-ife $hich the' e-ie%ed to e i*nominious"
We( too( i-- ourse-%es( ut it is $hen $e ha%e -ost
our mone'( or in the %er' rare eBcess of foo-ish )as8
sion for an un$orth' oQect" I ha%e no$n $omen
i-- themse-%es for the most stu)id men ima*ina-e"
And sometimes $e i-- ourse-%es $hen $e are in ad
hea-th( $hich action is a rea- $eaness"
Dis*ust $ith our o$n eBistence( $eariness of our8
Dictionar'" =
se-%es is a ma-ad' $hich is -ie$ise a cause of sui8
cide" The remed' is a -itt-e eBercise( music( huntin*(
the )-a'( or an a*reea-e $oman" The man $ho(
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in a t of me-ancho-'( i--s himse-f to8da'( $ou-d
ha%e $ished to -i%e had he $aited a $ee"
I $as a-most an e'e8$itness of a suicide $hich
deser%es the attention of a-- cu-ti%ators of )h'sica-
science" A man of a serious )rofession( of mature
a*e( of re*u-ar conduct( $ithout )assions( and ao%e
indi*ence( i--ed himse-f on Oct" =( [email protected]>( and -eft
to the to$n counci- of the )-ace $here he $as orn( a
$ritten a)o-o*' for his %o-untar' death( $hich it
$as thou*ht )ro)er not to )u-ish -est it shou-d en8
coura*e men to Huit a -ife of $hich so much i-- is
said" Thus far there is nothin* eBtraordinar' G such
instances are a-most e%er' da' to e met $ith" The
astonishin* )art of the stor' is this 0
&is rother and his father had each i--ed himse-f
at the same a*e" What secret dis)osition of or*ans(
$hat s'm)ath'( $hat concurrence of )h'sica- -a$s(
occasions a father and his t$o sons to )erish ' their
o$n hands( and ' the same ind of death( )recise-'
$hen the' ha%e attained such a 'earJ Is it a disease
$hich unfo-ds itse-f successi%e-' in the diMerent
memers of a fami-' as $e often see fathers and
chi-dren die of sma--)oB( consum)tion( or an' other
com)-aint J Three or four *enerations ha%e ecome
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deaf or -ind( *out' or scorutic( at a )redetermined
)eriod"
Ph'sica- or*ani4ation( of $hich mora- is the oM8
Phi-oso)hica-
s)rin*( transmits the same character from father to
son throu*h a succession of a*es" The A))ii $ere
a-$a's hau*ht' and ineBi-e( the Catos a-$a's se8
%ere" The $ho-e -ine of the uises $ere o-d( rash(
factious G com)ounded of the most inso-ent )ride(
and the most seducti%e )o-iteness" From Francis
de uise to him $ho a-one and in si-ence $ent and
)ut himse-f at the head of the )eo)-e of Na)-es( the'
$ere a--( in *ure( in coura*e( and in turn of mind(
ao%e ordinar' men" I ha%e seen $ho-e -en*th )or8
traits of Francis de uise( of the !a-afre( and of his
son 0 the' are a-- siB feet hi*h( $ith the same fea8
tures( the same coura*e and o-dness in the forehead(
the e'e( and the attitude"
This continuit'( this series of ein*s a-ie is sti--
more oser%a-e in anima-s( and if as much care $ere
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taen to )er)etuate ne races of men as some nations
sti-- tae to )re%ent the miBin* of the reeds of their
horses and hounds the *enea-o*' $ou-d e $ritten
in the countenance and dis)-a'ed in the manners"
There ha%e een races of crooed and of siB8n*ered
)eo)-e( as $e see red8haired( thic8-i))ed( -on*8
nosed( and at8nosed races"
!ut that nature shou-d so dis)ose the or*ans of a
$ho-e race that at a certain a*e each indi%idua- of
that fami-' $i-- ha%e a )assion for se-f8destruction
this is a )ro-em $hich a-- the sa*acit' of the most
attenti%e anatomists cannot reso-%e" The eMect is
certain-' a-- )h'sica-( ut it e-on*s to occu-t )h'sics"
Indeed( $hat )rinci)-e is not occu-t J
Dictionar'"
We are not informed( nor is it -ie-' that in the
time of Caesar and the em)erors the inhaitants of
reat !ritain i--ed themse-%es as de-ierate-' as
the' no$ do( $hen the' ha%e the %a)ors $hich the'
denominate the s)-een"
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On the other hand( the Romans( $ho ne%er had
the s)-een( did not hesitate to )ut themse-%es to
death" The' reasoned( the' $ere )hi-oso)hers( and
the )eo)-e of the is-and of !ritain $ere not so" No$(
En*-ish citi4ens are )hi-oso)hers and Roman citi8
4ens are nothin*" The En*-ishman Huits this -ife
)roud-' and disdainfu--' $hen the $him taes him(
ut the Roman must ha%e an indu-*entia in articu-o
mortisG he can neither -i%e nor die"
Sir Wi--iam Tem)-e sa's that a man shou-d de8
)art $hen he has no -on*er an' )-easure in remain8
in*" So died Atticus" 6oun* $omen $ho han* and
dro$n themse-%es for -o%e shou-d then -isten to the
%oice of ho)e( for chan*es are as freHuent in -o%e as
in other aMairs"
An a-most infa--i-e means of sa%in* 'ourse-f
from the desire of se-f8destruction is a-$a's to ha%e
somethin* to do" Creech( the commentator on Lu8
cretius( mared u)on his manuscri)ts 0 #N" !" 3usiG
han* m'se-f $hen I ha%e nished"# &e e)t his
$ord $ith himse-f that he mi*ht ha%e the )-easure of
endin* -ie his author" If he had undertaen a com8
mentar' u)on O%id he $ou-d ha%e -i%ed -on*er"
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Wh' ha%e $e fe$er suicides in the countr' than
in the to$nsJ !ecause in the e-ds on-' the od'
Phi-oso)hica-
suMers G in the to$n it is the mind" The -aorer has
not time to e me-ancho-' G none i-- themse-%es ut
the id-e the' $ho( in the e'es of the mu-titude( are
so ha))'"
I sha-- here re-ate some suicides that ha%e ha)8
)ened in m' o$n time( se%era- of $hich ha%e a-8
read' een )u-ished in other $ors" The dead ma'
e made usefu- to the -i%in* 0
A !rief Account of Some Sin*u-ar Suicides"
Phi-i) 3ordaunt( cousin8*erman to the ce-erated
ear- of Peterorou*h so $e-- no$n in a-- the Eu8
ro)ean courts( and $ho oasted of ha%in* seen more
)osti--ions and in*s than an' other man $as a
'oun* man of t$ent'8se%en( handsome( $e-- made(
rich( of no-e -ood( $ith the hi*hest )retensions(
and( $hich $as more than a--( adored ' his mis8
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tress( 'et 3ordaunt $as sei4ed $ith a dis*ust for
-ife" &e )aid his dets( $rote to his friends( and
e%en made some %erses on the occasion" &e dis8
)atched himse-f $ith a )isto- $ithout ha%in* *i%en
an' other reason than that his sou- $as tired of his
od' and that $hen $e are dissatised $ith our
aode $e ou*ht to Huit it" It seemed that he $ished
to die ecause he $as dis*usted $ith his *ood for8
tune"
In [email protected] Richard Smith eBhiited a stran*e s)ec8
tac-e to the $or-d from a %er' diMerent cause" Rich8
ard Smith $as dis*usted $ith rea- misfortune" &e
had een rich( and he $as )oorG he had een in
Dictionar'" <
hea-th( and he $as inrm G he had a $ife $ith $hom
he had nau*ht ut his miser' to share G their on-' re8
mainin* )ro)ert' $as a chi-d in the crad-e" Richard
Smith and !rid*et Smith( $ith common consent(
ha%in* emraced each other tender-' and *i%en their
infant the -ast iss e*an $ith i--in* the )oor chi-d(
after $hich the' han*ed themse-%es to the )osts of
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their ed"
I do not no$ an' other act of co-d8-ooded hor8
ror so striin* as this" !ut the -etter $hich these
unfortunate )ersons $rote to their cousin( 3r"
!rind-e'( efore their death( is as sin*u-ar as their
death itse-f" #We e-ie%e(# sa' the'( #that od $i--
for*i%e us We Huit this -ife ecause $e are
misera-e $ithout resource( and $e ha%e done our
on-' son the ser%ice of i--in* him( -est he shou-d
ecome as unfortunate as ourse-%es # It must
e oser%ed that these )eo)-e( after i--in* their son
throu*h )arenta- tenderness( $rote to recommend
their do* and cat to the care of a friend" It seems
the' thou*ht it easier to mae a cat and do* ha))'
in this -ife than a chi-d( and the' $ou-d not e a ur8
den to their friends"
Lord Scarorou*h Huitted this -ife in =( $ith
the same coo-ness as he had Huitted his oce of 3as8
ter of the &orse" &e $as re)roached( in the &ouse
of Peers( $ith tain* the in*5s )art ecause he had
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a *ood )-ace at court" #3' -ords(# said he( #to )ro%e
to 'ou that m' o)inion is inde)endent of m' )-ace( I
resi*n it this moment"# &e after$ards found him8
@ Phi-oso)hica-
se-f in a )er)-eBin* di-emma et$een a mistress
$hom he -o%ed( ut to $hom he had )romised noth8
in*( and a $oman $hom he esteemed( and to $hom
he had )romised marria*e" &e i--ed himse-f to es8
ca)e from his emarrassment"
These tra*ica- stories $hich s$arm in the En*-ish
ne$s)a)ers( ha%e made the rest of Euro)e thin that(
in En*-and( men i-- themse-%es more $i--in*-' than
e-se$here" &o$e%er( I no$ not ut there are as
man' madmen or heroes to e found in Paris as in
London" Perha)s( if our ne$s)a)ers e)t an eBact
-ist of a-- $ho had een so infatuated as to see their
o$n destruction( and so -amenta-' coura*eous as
to eMect it( $e shou-d( in this )articu-ar( ha%e the
misfortune to ri%a- the En*-ish" !ut our Qourna-s
are more discreet" In such of them as are acno$-8
ed*ed ' the *o%ernment )ri%ate occurrences are
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ne%er eB)osed to )u-ic s-ander"
A-- I can %enture to sa' $ith assurance is that
there is no reason to a))rehend that this ra*e for
se-f8murder $i-- e%er ecome an e)idemica- disorder"
A*ainst this( nature has too $e-- )ro%ided" &o)e and
fear are the )o$erfu- a*ents $hich she often em)-o's
to sta' the hand of the unha))' indi%idua- aout
to strie at his o$n reast" Cardina- Duois $as
once heard to sa' to himse-f 0 #Ki-- th'se-f Co$8
ard( thou darest not#
It is said that there ha%e een countries in $hich
a counci- $as esta-ished to *rant the citi4ens )er8
mission to i-- themse-%es $hen the' had *ood and
Dictionar'"
sucient reasons" I ans$er either that it $as not so
or that those ma*istrates had not much to do"
It mi*ht( indeed( astonish us( and does( I thin(
merit a serious eBamination( that a-most a-- the an8
cient Roman heroes i--ed themse-%es $hen the' had
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-ost a att-e in the ci%i- $ars" !ut I do not nd(
neither in the time of the Lea*ue( nor in that of the
Fronde( nor in the trou-es of Ita-'( nor in those of
En*-and( that an' chief thou*ht )ro)er to die ' his
o$n hand" These chiefs( it is true( $ere Christians(
and there is a *reat diMerence et$een the )rinci)-es
of a Christian $arrior and those of a Pa*an hero"
!ut $h' $ere these men $hom Christianit' re8
strained $hen the' $ou-d ha%e )ut themse-%es to
death( restrained ' nothin* $hen the' chose to
)oison( assassinate( and rin* their conHuered ene8
mies to the scaMo-d J Does not the Christian re-i*ion
forid these murders much more than se-f8murder(
of $hich the Ne$ Testament maes no mention J
The a)ost-es of suicide te-- us that it is Huite a-8
-o$a-e to Huit one5s house $hen one is tired of it"
A*reed( ut most men $ou-d )refer s-ee)in* in a
mean house to -'in* in the o)en air"
I once recei%ed a circu-ar -etter from an En*-ish8
man( in $hich he oMered a )ri4e to an' one $ho
shou-d most satisfactori-' )ro%e that there are occa8
sions on $hich a man mi*ht i-- himse-f" I made no
ans$er0 I had nothin* to )ro%e to him" &e had
on-' to eBamine $hether he -ied etter to die than to
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-i%e"
7 Phi-oso)hica-
Another En*-ishman came to me at Paris in = G
he $as i--( and )romised me that he $ou-d i-- him8
se-f if he $as not cured ' 1u-' ?" &e accordin*-'
*a%e me his e)ita)h in these $ords 0 #Va-ete cum#
#Fare$e-- care# and *a%e me t$ent'8%e -ouis to
*et a sma-- monument erected to him at the end of
the Fauour* St" 3artin" I returned him his mone'
on 1u-' ?( and e)t his e)ita)h"
In m' o$n time the -ast )rince of the house of
Courtenai( $hen %er' o-d( and the -ast ranch of
Lorraine8&arcourt( $hen %er' 'oun*( destro'ed
themse-%es a-most $ithout its ein* heard of" These
occurrences cause a terri-e u)roar the rst da'( ut
$hen the )ro)ert' of the deceased has een di%ided
the' are no -on*er ta-ed of"
The fo--o$in* most remara-e of a-- suicides has
Qust occurred at L'ons( in 1une( =?0 A 'oun*
man $e-- no$n( $ho $as handsome( $e-- made(
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c-e%er( and amia-e( fe-- in -o%e $ith a 'oun* $oman
$hom her )arents $ou-d not *i%e to him" So far
$e ha%e nothin* more than the o)enin* scene of a
comed'( the astonishin* tra*ed' is to fo--o$"
The -o%er roe a -ood8%esse- and the sur*eons
informed him there $as no remed'" &is mistress
en*a*ed to meet him( $ith t$o )isto-s and t$o da*8
*ers in order that( if the )isto-s missed the da**ers
mi*ht the neBt moment )ierce their hearts" The'
emraced each other for the -ast time 0 rose8co-ored
rions $ere tied to the tri**ers of the )isto-s G the
-o%er ho-din* the rion of his mistress5s )isto-( $hi-e
Dictionar'" >
she he-d the rion of his" !oth red at a si*na-
*i%en( and oth fe-- at the same instant"
Of this fact the $ho-e cit' of L'ons is $itness"
Psetus and Arria( 'ou set the eBam)-e( ut 'ou $ere
condemned ' a t'rant( $hi-e -o%e a-one immo-ated
these t$o %ictims"
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La$s A*ainst Suicide"
&as an' -a$( ci%i- or re-i*ious( e%er foridden a
man to i-- himse-f( on )ain of ein* han*ed after
death( or on )ain of ein* damned J It is true that
Vir*i- has said0
ProBimo( deinde tenent mcesti -oca( Hui sii -ethum
Insontes )e)erere manu( -ucemHue )erosi
ProQecere animas" :uam %e--ent ethere in a-to
Nunc et )au)eriem et duros )erferre -aores
Fata ostant( tristiHue )a-us inamai-is unda
A--i*at( et na%ies St'B interfusa coercet"
( -i" %i" %" et seH"
The neBt in )-ace( and )unishment( are the'
Who )rodi*a--' thro$ their sou-s a$a'
Foo-s( $ho re)inin* at their $retched state(
And -oathin* anBious -ife( suorn their fateG
With -ate re)entance no$ the' $ou-d retrie%e
The odies the' forsoo( and $ish to -i%eG
Their )ains and )o%ert' desire to ear(
To %ie$ the -i*ht of hea%en and reathe the %ita- airG
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!ut fate forids( the St'*ian oods o))ose(
And( $ith nine circ-in* streams( the ca)ti%e sou-s inc-ose"
DR6DEN"
Such $as the re-i*ion of some of the )a*ans(
'et( not$ithstandin* the $eariness $hich a$aited
them in the neBt $or-d it $as an honor to Huit this
' i--in* themse-%es so contradictor' are the $a's
of men" And amon* us is not due--in* unfortu8
nate-' sti-- honora-e( thou*h foridden ' reason(
' re-i*ion( and ' e%er' -a$J If Cato and Caesar(
? Phi-oso)hica-
Anton' and Au*ustus( $ere not due--ists it $as not
that the' $ere -ess ra%e than our Frenchmen" If
the due of 3ontmorenc'( 3arsha- de 3ari--ac(
de Thou( CinH83ars( and so man' others( chose
rather to e dra**ed to eBecution in a $a*on( -ie
hi*h$a'men( than to i-- themse-%es -ie Cato and
!rutus( it $as not that the' had -ess coura*e than
those Romans( nor -ess of $hat is ca--ed honor" The
true reason is that at Paris se-f8murder in such cases
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$as not then the fashion G ut it $as the fashion at
Rome"
The $omen of the 3a-aar coast thro$ them8
se-%es( -i%in*( on the funera- )i-es of their husands"
&a%e the'( then( more coura*e than Corne-iaJ NoG
ut in that countr' it is the custom for the $i%es to
urn themse-%es"
In 1a)an it is the custom for a man of honor(
$hen he has een insu-ted ' another man of honor(
to ri) o)en his e--' in the )resence of his enem'
and sa' to him 0 #Do 'ou -ie$ise if thou hast the
heart"# The a**ressor is dishonored for e%er if he
does not immediate-' )-un*e a *reat nife into his
e--'"
The on-' re-i*ion in $hich suicide is foridden '
a c-ear and )ositi%e -a$ is 3ahometanism" In the
fourth sura it is said 0 #Do not i-- 'ourse-f( for
od is mercifu- unto 'ou( and $hosoe%er i--eth
himse-f throu*h ma-ice and $icedness sha-- as8
sured-' e urned in he-- re"#
This is a -itera- trans-ation" The teBt( -ie man'
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other teBts( a))ears to $ant common sense" What
is meant ' #Do not i-- 'ourse-f for od is merci8
fu-#J Perha)s $e are to understand Do not sin
under 'our misfortunes( $hich od ma' a--e%iate 0
do not e so foo-ish as to i-- 'ourse-f to8da' since
'ou ma' e ha))' to8morro$"
#And $hosoe%er i--eth himse-f throu*h ma-ice
and $icedness"# This is 'et more dicu-t to eB8
)-ain" Perha)s( in a-- antiHuit'( this ne%er ha))ened
to an' one ut the Phrasdra of Euri)ides( $ho
han*ed herse-f on )ur)ose to mae Theseus e-ie%e
that she had een forci-' %io-ated ' &i))o-'tus"
In our o$n times a man shot himse-f in the head(
after arran*in* a-- thin*s to mae another man sus8
)ected of the act"
In the )-a' of eor*e Dandin( his Qade of a $ife
threatens him $ith i--in* herse-f to ha%e him
han*ed" Such cases are rare" If 3ahomet foresa$
them he ma' e said to ha%e seen a *reat $a'" The
famous Du%er*er de &aurane( aot of St" C'ran(
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re*arded as the founder of Port Ro'a-( $rote( aout
the 'ear [email protected]?7( a treatise on #Suicide(# $hich has
ecome one of the scarcest oos in Euro)e"
#The Deca-o*ue(# sa's he( #forids us to i--" In
this )rece)t se-f8murder seems no -ess to e com5
)rised than murder of our nei*hor" !ut if there
are cases in $hich it is a--o$a-e to i-- our nei*hor
there -ie$ise are cases in $hich it is a--o$a-e to
i-- ourse-%es"
#We must not mae an attem)t u)on our -i%es
Q Phi-oso)hica-
unti- $e ha%e consu-ted reason" The )u-ic author8
it'( $hich ho-ds the )-ace of od( ma' dis)ose of
our -i%es" The reason of man ma' -ie$ise ho-d the
)-ace of the reason of od0 it is a ra' of the eterna-
-i*ht#
St" C'ran eBtends this ar*ument( $hich ma' e
considered as a mere so)hism( to *reat -en*th( ut
$hen he comes to the eB)-anation and the detai-s
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it is more dicu-t to ans$er him" &e sa's0 #A
man ma' i-- himse-f for the *ood of his )rince(
for that of his countr'( or for that of his re-ations"#
We do not( indeed( see ho$ Codrns or Curtius
cou-d e condemned" No so%erei*n $ou-d dare to
)unish the fami-' of a man $ho had de%oted him8
se-f to death for himG na'( there is not one $ho
$ou-d dare ne*-ect to recom)ense ft" St" Thomas(
efore St" C'ran( had said the same thin*" !ut $e
need neither St" Thomas( nor Cardina- !ona%entura(
nor Dn%er*er de &anrane to te-- us that a man $ho
dies for his countr' is deser%in* of )raise"
The aot of St" C'ran conc-udes that it is a-8
-o$a-e to do for ourse-%es $hat it is no-e to do for
others" A-- mat is ad%anced ' P-utarch( ' Seneca(
' 3ontai*ne( and ' ft' other )hi-oso)hers( in
fa%or of suicide is sucient-' no$n ft is a hac8
ne'ed to)ic a $ornout common)-ace" I see not to
a)o-o*i4e for an act $hich the -a$s condemn( ut
neither the O-d Testament( nor the Ne$ has e%er
foridden man to de)art this -ife $hen it has ecome
insu))orta-e to him" No Roman -a$ condemned
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se-f8murderG on the contrar'( the fo--o$in* $as the
-a$ of the Em)eror Antoine( $hich $as ne%er re8
%oed0
#If 'our father or 'our rother not ein* accused
of an' crime i-- himse-f( either to esca)e from
*rief( or throu*h $eariness of -ife( or throu*h de8
s)air( or throu*h menta- deran*ement( his $i-- sha--
e %a-id( or( if he die intestate his heirs sha-- suc8
ceed"#
Not$ithstandin* this humane -a$ of our masters
$e sti-- dra* on a s-ed*e and dri%e a stae throu*h
the od' of a man $ho has died a %o-untar' death G
$e do a-- $e can to mae his memor' infamousG
$e dishonor his fami-' as far as $e are a-eG $e
)unish the son for ha%in* -ost his father( and the
$ido$ for ein* de)ri%ed of her husand"
We e%en conscate the )ro)ert' of the deceased(
$hich is roin* the -i%in* of the )atrimon' $hich
of ri*ht e-on*s to them" This custom is deri%ed
from our canon -a$( $hich de)ri%es of Christian
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uria- such as die a %o-untar' death" &ence it is
conc-uded that $e cannot inherit from a man $ho
is Qud*ed to ha%e no inheritance in hea%en" The
canon -a$( under the head #De Parnitentia# assures
us that 1udas committed a *reater crime in stran*8
-in* himse-f than in se--in* our Lord 1esus Christ"
CELTS"
A3ON those $ho ha%e had the -eisure( the
means( and the coura*e to see for the ori*in of
Vo-
Phi-oso)hica-
nations( there ha%e een some $ho ha%e found that
of our Ce-ts( or at -east $ou-d mae us e-ie%e that
the' had met $ith it" This i--usion ein* the on-'
recom)ense of their immense tra%ai-( $e shou-d not
en%' them its )ossession"
If $e $ish to no$ an'thin* aout the &uns
$ho( indeed( are scarce-' $orth no$in* an'thin*
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aout( for the' ha%e rendered no ser%ice to man8
ind $e nd some s-i*ht notices of those arar8
ians amon* the Chinese that most ancient of a-- na8
tions( after the Indians" From them $e -earn that(
in certain a*es( the &uns $ent -ie famishin*
$o-%es and ra%a*ed countries $hich( e%en at this
da' are re*arded as )-aces of eBi-e and of horror"
This is a %er' me-ancho-'( a %er' misera-e sort of
no$-ed*e" It is( dout-ess( much etter to cu-ti8
%ate a usefu- art at Paris( L'ons( or !ordeauB( than
serious-' to stud' the histor' of the &uns and the
ears" Ne%erthe-ess $e are aided in these researches
' some of the Chinese archi%es"
!ut for the Ce-ts there are no archi%es" We
no$ no more of their antiHuities than $e do of
those of the Samo'eds or the Austra-asians"
We ha%e -earned nothin* aout our ancestors eB8
ce)t from the fe$ $ords $hich their conHueror(
1u-ius Caesar( condescended to sa' of them" &e e8
*ins his #Commentaries# ' di%idin* the au-s
into the !e-*ians( AHuitanians( and Ce-ts"
Whence some of the darin* amon* the erudite
ha%e conc-uded that the Ce-ts $ere the Sc'thians(
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and the' ha%e made these Sc'thio8Ce-ts inc-ude a--
Euro)e" !ut $h' not inc-ude the $ho-e earthJ
Wh' sto) short in so ne a career J
We ha%e a-so een du-' to-d that Noah5s son(
1a)het( came out of the Ar( and $ent $ith a-- s)eed
to )eo)-e a-- those %ast re*ions $ith Ce-ts( $hom he
*o%erned mar%e--ous-' $e--" !ut authors of *reater
modest' refer the ori*in of our Ce-ts to the to$er of
!ae- to the confusion of ton*ues to Corner( of
$hom no one e%er heard unti- the %er' recent )eriod
$hen some $ise men of the West read the name of
Comer in a ad trans-ation of the Se)tua*int"
!ochart( in his #Sacred Chrono-o*'# $hat a
chrono-o*' taes Huite a diMerent turn" Of these
innumera-e hordes of Ce-ts he maes an E*')tian
co-on'( si-fu--' and easi-' -ed ' &ercu-es from
the ferti-e ans of the Ni-e into the forests and
morasses of erman'( $hither( no dout( these co-8
onists carried the arts and the -an*ua*e of E*')t
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and the m'steries of Isis( no trace of $hich has e%er
een found amon* them"
I thin the' are sti-- more to e con*ratu-ated
on their disco%eries( $ho sa' that the Ce-ts of the
mountains of Dau)hin' $ere ca--ed Cottians( from
their Kin* Cottius G that the !erichons $ere named
from their Kin* !etrichG the We-sh( or au-ish(
from their Kin* Wa--us( and the !e-*ians from !a-8
*em( $hich means Huarre-some"
A sti-- ner ori*in is that of the Ce-to8Pannon8
ians( from the Latin $ord )annus( c-oth( for( $e are
@ Phi-oso)hica-
to-d the' dressed themse-%es in o-d )ieces of c-oth
ad-' se$n to*ether( much resem-in* a har-eHuin5s
Qacet" !ut the est ori*in of a-- is( undenia-'( the
to$er of !ae-"
CERE3ONIES TITLES PRECEDENCE"
ALL these thin*s( $hich $ou-d e use-ess and
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im)ertinent in a state of )ure nature( are( in our
corru)t and ridicu-ous state( of *reat ser%ice" Of a--
nations( the Chinese are those $ho ha%e carried the
use of ceremonies to the *reatest -en*th G the' cer8
tain-' ser%e to ca-m as $e-- as to $ear' the mind"
The Chinese )orters and carters are o-i*ed( $hen8
e%er the' occasion the -east hindrance in the streets(
to fa-- on their nees and as one another5s )ardon
accordin* to the )rescried formu-a" This )re%ents
i-- -an*ua*e( -o$s and murders" The' ha%e time
to *ro$ coo- and are then $i--in* to assist one an8
other"
The more free a )eo)-e are( the fe$er ceremonies(
the fe$er ostentatious tit-es( the fe$er demonstra8
tions of annihi-ation in the )resence of a su)erior(
the' )ossess" To Sci)io men said #Sci)io# G to
Caesar( #Caesar# G ut in after times the' said to the
em)erors( #'our maQest'(# #'our di%init'"#
The tit-es of St" Peter and St" Pau- $ere #Peter#
and #Pau-"# Their successors *a%e one another the
tit-e of #'our ho-iness(# $hich is not to e found in
the Acts of the A)ost-es( nor in the $ritin*s of the
disci)-es"
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We read in the histor' of erman' that the
dau)hin of France( after$ards Char-es V"( $ent to
the Em)eror Char-es IV" at 3et4 and $as )resented
after Cardina- de Peri*ord"
There has since een a time $hen chance--ors $ent
efore cardina-sG after $hich cardina-s a*ain too
)recedence of chance--ors"
In France the )eers )receded the )rinces of the
-ood( *oin* in the order of their creation( unti- the
consecration of &enr' III"
The di*nit' of )eer $as( unti- that time( so eB8
a-ted that at the ceremon' of the consecration of
E-i4aeth( $ife to Char-es I;"( in =
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to *o and carr' the oMerin* to the )rincesses them8
se-%es( etc" This dame d5honneur $as the $ife of the
consta-e 3ontmorenc'"
The armchair( the chair $ith a ac( the stoo-( the
ri*ht hand and the -eft $ere for se%era- a*es im8
)ortant )o-itica- matters" I e-ie%e that $e o$e the
ancient etiHuette concernin* armchairs to the circum8
stance that our ararians of ancestors had at most
ut one in a house( and e%en this $as used on-' '
the sic" In some )ro%inces of erman' and En*8
-and an armchair is sti-- ca--ed a sic8chair"
7 Phi-oso)hica-
Lon* after the times of Atti-a and Da*oert( $hen
-uBur' found its $a' into our courts and the *reat
men of the earth had t$o or three armchairs in their
donQons( it $as a no-e distinction to sit u)on one
of these thrones G and a caste--ain $ou-d )-ace amon*
his tit-es ho$ he had *one ha-f a -ea*ue from home
to )a' his court to a count( and ho$ he had een re8
cei%ed in an eas'8chair"
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We see in the 3emoirs of 3ademoise--e that that
au*ust )rincess )assed one8fourth of her -ife amid
the morta- a*onies of dis)utes for the ac8chair"
Were 'ou to sit in a certain a)artment( in a chair( or
on a stoo-( or not to sit at a-- J &ere $as enou*h to
in%o-%e a $ho-e court in intri*ue" 3anners are no$
more eas'G -adies ma' use couches and sofas $ith8
out occasionin* an' disturance in societ'"
When Cardina- de Riche-ieu $as treatin* $ith the
En*-ish amassadors for the marria*e of &enriette
of France $ith Char-es I"( the aMair $as on the )oint
of ein* roen oM on account of a demand made
' the amassadors of t$o or three ste)s more to8
$ards a doorG ut the cardina- remo%ed the di8
cu-t' ' tain* to his ed" &istor' has carefu--'
handed do$n this )recious circumstance" I e-ie%e
that( if it had een )ro)osed to Sci)io to *et et$een
the sheets to recei%e the %isit of &annia-( he $ou-d
ha%e thou*ht the ceremon' somethin* -ie a Qoe"
For a $ho-e centur' the order of carria*es and
tain* the $a-- $ere testimonia-s of *reatness and
the source of )retensions( dis)utes( and conicts" To
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)rocure the )assin* of one carria*e efore another
$as -ooed u)on as a si*na- %ictor'" The amas8
sadors $ent a-on* the streets as if the' $ere con8
tendin* for the )ri4e in the circus G and $hen a S)an8
ish minister had succeeded in main* a Portu*uese
coachman )u-- u)( he sent a courier to 3adrid to
a))rise the in*( his master( of this *reat ad%anta*e"
Our histories re*a-e us $ith ft' )u*i-istic com8
ats for )recedence as that of the )ar-iament $ith
the isho)s5 c-ers at the funera- of &enr' IV"( the
chamre des com)tes $ith the )ar-iament in the ca8
thedra- $hen Louis ;III" *a%e France to the Vir*in(
the due of E)ernon $ith the ee)er of the sea-s(
Du Vair( in the church of St" ermain" The )res8
idents of the enHuetes uMeted Sa%are( the do'en of
the consei--ers de *rand5 chamre( to mae him Huit
his )-ace of honor so much is honor the sou- of mo8
narchica- *o%ernments U ( and four archers $ere
o-i*ed to -a' ho-d of the President !ari--on( $ho
$as eatin* the )oor do'en $ithout merc'" We nd
no contests -ie these in the Areo)a*us( nor in the
Roman senate"
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In )ro)ortion to the ararism of countries or
the $eaness of courts( $e nd ceremon' in %o*ue"
True )o$er and true )o-iteness are ao%e %anit'" We
ma' %enture to e-ie%e that the custom $i-- at -ast e
*i%en u) $hich some amassadors sti-- retain( of
ruinin* themse-%es in order to *o a-on* the streets
in )rocession $ith a fe$ hired carria*es( fresh
)ainted and *i-ded( and )receded ' a fe$ footmen"
O Phi-oso)hica-
This is ca--ed #main* their entr'# G and it is a ne
Qoe to mae 'our entr' into a to$n se%en or ei*ht
months efore 'ou arri%e"
This im)ortant aMair of )uncti-io( $hich consti8
tutes the *reatness of the modern Romans this
science of the numer of ste)s that shou-d e made
in sho$in* in a monsi*nor( in dra$in* or ha-f dra$8
in* a curtain( in $a-in* in a room to the ri*ht or to
the -eft this *reat art( $hich neither Faius norCato
cou-d e%er ima*ine( is e*innin* to sinG and the
train8earers to the cardina-s com)-ain that e%er'8
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thin* indicates a dec-ine"
A French co-one-( ein* at !russe-s a 'ear after
the tain* of that )-ace ' 3arsha- de SaBe( and
ha%in* nothin* to do( reso-%ed to *o to the to$n as8
sem-'" #It is he-d at a )rincess5(# said one to him"
#!e it so(# ans$ered the other( #$hat matters it to
meJ# #!ut on-' )rinces *o thereG are 'ou a
)rinceJ# #Psha$ # said the co-one-( #the' are a %er'
*ood sort of )rinces G I had a do4en of them in m'
anteroom -ast 'ear( $hen $e had taen the to$n(
and the' $ere %er' )o-ite"#
In turnin* o%er the -ea%es of #&orace# I oser%e
this -ine in an e)ist-e to 3aecenas( #Te( du-cis amice
re%isa%n"# #I $i-- come and see 'ou( m' *ood
friend"# This 3aecenas $as the second )erson in the
Roman Em)ire G that is( a man of *reater )o$er and
inuence than the *reatest monarch of modern Eu8
ro)e"
Looin* into the $ors of Cornei--e( I oser%ed
Dictionar'" =
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that in a -etter to the *reat Scuderi( *o%ernor of
Notre Dame de -a arde( etc"( he uses this eB)ression
in reference to Cardina- Riche-ieu 0 #3onsieur the
cardina-( 'our master and mine"# It is( )erha)s( the
rst time that such -an*ua*e has een a))-ied to a
minister( since there ha%e een ministers( in*s and
atterers in the $or-d" The same Peter Cornei--e(
the author of #Cinna(# hum-' dedicates that $or to
the Sieur de 3ontauron( the in*5s treasurer( $hom
in direct terms he com)ares to Au*ustus" I re*ret
that he did not *i%e 3ontauron the tit-e of mon8
sei*neur or m' -ord"
An anecdote is re-ated of an o-d ocer( ut -itt-e
con%ersant $ith the )recedents and formu-as of
%anit'( $ho $rote to the 3arHuis Lou%ois as )-ain
monsieur( ut recei%in* no ans$er( neBt addressed
him under the tit-e of monsei*neur( sti--( ho$e%er(
$ithout eMect( the un-uc' monsieur continuin* to
ran-e in the minister5s heart" &e na--' directed his
-etter #to m' od( m' od Lou%ois# G commencin*
it ' the $ords( #m' od( m' Creator"# Does not
a-- this sucient-' )ro%e that the Romans $ere ma*8
nanimous and modest( and that $e are fri%o-ous and
%ainJ
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#&o$ d5'e do( m' dear friendJ# said a due and
)eer to a *ent-eman" #At 'our ser%ice( m' dear
friend(# re)-ied he G and from that instant his #dear
friend# ecame his im)-aca-e enem'" A *randee of
Portu*a- $as once con%ersin* $ith a S)anish hida-*o
and addressin* him e%er' moment in the terms(
Phi-oso)hica-
#'our eBce--enc'"# The Casti-ian as freHuent-' re8
)-ied( #'our courtes'# %uestra mercedU( a tit-e e8
sto$ed on those $ho ha%e none ' ri*ht" The irri8
tated Portu*uese in return retorted #'our courtes'#
on the S)aniard( $ho then ca--ed the Portu*uese
#'our eBce--enc'"# The Portu*uese( at -en*th
$earied out( demanded( #&o$ is it that 'ou a-$a's
ca-- me 'our courtes'( $hen I ca-- 'ou 'our eBce-8
-enc'( and 'our eBce--enc' $hen I ca-- 'ou 'our
courtes' J# #The reason is(# sa's the Casti-ian $ith
a o$( #that a-- tit-es are eHua- to me( )ro%ided that
there is nothin* eHua- et$een 'ou and me"#
The %anit' of tit-es $as not introduced into our
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northern c-imes of Euro)e ti-- the Romans had e8
come acHuainted $ith Asiatic ma*nicence" The
*reater )art of the so%erei*ns of Asia $ere( and sti--
are( cousins *erman of the sun and the moon G their
suQects dare not mae an' )retension to such hi*h
anit' G and man' a )ro%incia- *o%ernor( $ho st'-es
himse-f #nutme* of conso-ation# and #rose of de8
-i*ht# $ou-d e em)a-ed a-i%e if he $ere to c-aim the
s-i*htest re-ationshi) to the sun and moon"
Constantine $as( I thin( the rst Roman em)eror
$ho o%er$he-med Christian humi-it' in a )a*e of
)om)ous tit-es" It is true that efore his time the
em)erors ore the tit-e of *od( ut the term im)-ied
nothin* simi-ar to $hat $e understand ' it" Di%us
Au*ustus( Di%us TraQanus( meant St" Au*ustus( St"
TraQan" It $as thou*ht on-' conforma-e to the
Dictionar'"
di*nit' of the Roman Em)ire that the sou- of its chief
shou-d( after his death( ascend to hea%en G and it fre8
Huent-' e%en ha))ened that the tit-e of saint( of
*od( $as *ranted to the em)eror ' a sort of antici8
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)ated inheritance" Near-' for the same reason the
rst )atriarchs of the Christian church $ere a-- ca--ed
55'our ho-iness"# The' $ere thus named to remind
them of $hat in fact the' ou*ht to e"
3en sometimes tae u)on themse-%es %er' hum-e
tit-es( )ro%ided the' can otain from others %er' hon8
ora-e ones" 3an' an ae $ho ca--s himse-f rother
eBacts from his mons the tit-e of monsei*neur" The
)o)e st'-es himse-f #ser%ant of the ser%ants of od"#
An honest )riest of &o-stein once addressed a -etter
55to Pius IV"( ser%ant of the ser%ants of od"# &e
after$ards $ent to Rome to ur*e his suit( and the in8
Huisition )ut him in )rison to teach him ho$ to ad8
dress -etters"
Former-' the em)eror a-one had the tit-e of
maQest'" Other so%erei*ns $ere ca--ed 'our hi*h8
ness( 'our serenit'( 'our *race" Louis ;I" $as the
rst in France $ho $as *enera--' ca--ed maQest'( a
tit-e certain-' not -ess suita-e to the di*nit' of a
)o$erfu- hereditar' in*dom than to an e-ecti%e )rin8
ci)a-it'" !ut -on* after him the term hi*hness $as
a))-ied to in*s of FranceG and some -etters to
&enr' III" are sti-- eBtant in $hich he is addressed
' that tit-e" The states of Or-eans oQected to
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:ueen Catherine de 3edici ein* ca--ed maQest'"
Phi-oso)hica-
!ut this -ast denomination *radua--' )re%ai-ed" The
name is indiMerentG it is the )o$er a-one that is
not so"
The erman chancer'( e%er unchan*ea-e in its
state-' forma-ities( has )retended do$n to our o$n
times that no in*s ha%e a ri*ht to a hi*her tit-e than
serenit'" At the ce-erated treat' of West)ha-ia( in
$hich France and S$eden dictated the -a$ to the
ho-' Roman Em)ire( the em)eror5s )-eni)otentiar"s
continua--' )resented Latin memoria-s( in $hich #his
most sacred im)eria- maQest'# ne*otiated $ith the
#most serene in*s of France and S$eden# G $hi-e(
on the other hand( the French and S$edes fai- not to
dec-are that their #sacred maQesties of France and
S$eden# had man' suQects of com)-aint a*ainst the
#most serene em)eror"# Since that )eriod( ho$e%er(
the *reat so%erei*ns ha%e( in re*ard to ran( een
considered as eHua-s( and he a-one $ho eats his
nei*hor is adQud*ed to ha%e the )re8eminence"
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Phi-i) II" $as the rst maQest' in S)ain( for the
serenit' of Char-es V" $as con%erted into maQest'
on-' on account of the em)ire" The chi-dren of
Phi-i) II" $ere the rst hi*hnesses G and after$ards
the' $ere ro'a- hi*hnesses" The due of Or-eans(
rother of Louis ;III"( did not tae u) the tit-e of
ro'a- hi*hness ti-- [email protected]= G then the )rince of Conde
c-aimed that the most serene hi*hness( $hich the
Dues de Vendome did not %enture to assume" The
due of Sa%o'( at that time ro'a- hi*hness( after8
$ards sustituted maQest'" The *rand due of
Dictionar'" <
F-orence did the same( eBce)tin* as to maQest' G and
na--' the c4ar( $ho $as no$n in Euro)e on-' as
the *rand due( dec-ared himse-f em)eror( and $as
reco*ni4ed as such"
Former-' there $ere on-' t$o marHuises in er8
man'( t$o in France and t$o in Ita-'" The marHuis
of !randenur* has ecome a in*( and a *reat
in*" !ut at )resent our Ita-ian and French mar8
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Huises are of a some$hat diMerent s)ecies"
If an Ita-ian citi4en has the honor of *i%in* a din8
ner to the -e*ate of his )ro%ince( and the -e*ate( $hen
drinin*( sa's to him( #3onsieur -e marHuis( to 'our
*ood hea-th(# he sudden-' ecomes a marHuis( he and
his heirs after him( fore%er" If the inhaitant of an'
)ro%ince of France( $hose $ho-e estate consists of
a Huarter )art of a -itt-e deca'ed cast-e8$ard( *oes to
Paris( maes somethin* of a fortune( or carries the
air of ha%in* made one( he is st'-ed in the deeds and
-e*a- instruments in $hich he is concerned #hi*h and
mi*ht' sei*neur( marHuis and count(# and his son
$i-- e denominated ' his notar' #%er' hi*h and
%er' mi*ht' sei*neur(# and as this fri%o-ous amition
is in no $a' inQurious to *o%ernment or ci%i- societ'(
it is )ermitted to tae its course" Some French -ords
oast of em)-o'in* erman arons in their sta-esG
some erman -ords sa' the' ha%e French marHuises
in their itchens G it is not a -on* time since a for8
ei*ner at Na)-es made his coachman a due" Custom
in these cases has more )o$er than ro'a- authorit'"
If 'ou are ut -itt-e no$n at Paris( 'ou ma' there e
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@ Phi-oso)hica-
a count or a marHuis as -on* as 'ou )-ease G if 'ou
are connected $ith the -a$ of nance( thou*h the
in* shou-d confer on 'ou a rea- marHuisate( 'ou $i--
not( therefore( e monsieur -e marHuis" The ce-e8
rated Samue- !ernard $as( in truth( more a count
than %e hundred such as $e often see not )ossessin*
four acres of -and" The in* had con%erted his es8
tate of Couert into a ne count' G 'et if on an' oc8
casion he had ordered himse-f to e announced as
Count !ernard( etc"( he $ou-d ha%e eBcited ursts
of -au*hter" In En*-and it is diMerent G if the in*
confers the tit-e of ear- or aron on a merchant( a--
c-asses address him $ith the desi*nation suita-e to
it $ithout the s-i*htest hesitation" !' )ersons of the
hi*hest irth( ' the in* himse-f( he is ca--ed m'
-ord" It is the same in Ita-' G there is a re*ister e)t
there of monsi*nori" The )o)e himse-f addresses
them under that tit-eG his )h'sician is monsi*nor(
and no one oQects"
In France the tit-e of monsei*neur or m' -ord is a
%er' serious usiness" !efore the time of Cardina-
Riche-ieu a isho) $as on-' #a most re%erend father
in od"#
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!efore the 'ear [email protected]< isho)s did not on8-' not as8
sume the tit-e of monsei*neur themse-%es( ut the'
did not e%en *i%e it to cardina-s" These t$o customs
$ere introduced ' a isho) of Chartres( $ho( in fu--
canonica-s of -a$n and )ur)-e( $ent to ca-- Cardina-
Riche-ieu monsei*neur( on $hich occasion Louis
Dictionar'"
;III" oser%ed that #Chartrain $ou-d not mind
sa-utin* the cardina- au derriere"#
It is on-' since that )eriod that isho)s ha%e
mutua--' a))-ied to each other the tit-e of mon8
sei*neur"
The )u-ic made no oQection to this a))-ication
of itG ut( as it $as a ne$ tit-e( not conferred on
isho)s ' in*s( the' continued to e ca--ed sieurs
in edicts( dec-arations( ordinances and a-- ocia- doc8
umentsG and $hen the counci- $rote to a isho)
the' *a%e him no hi*her tit-e than monsieur"
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The dues and )eers ha%e encountered more di8
cu-t' in acHuirin* )ossession of the tit-e of mon8
sei*neur" The *rande no-esse( and $hat is ca--ed
the *rand roe( decided-' refuse them that distinc8
tion" The hi*hest *ratication of human )ride con8
sists in a man5s recei%in* tit-es of honor from those
$ho concei%e themse-%es his eHua-s G ut to attain
this is eBceedin*-' dicu-t G )ride a-$a's nds )ride
to contend $ith"
When the dues insisted on recei%in* the tit-e of
monsei*neur from the c-ass of *ent-emen( the )resi8
dents of the )ar-iaments reHuired the same from ad8
%ocates and )roctors" A certain )resident actua--'
refused to e -ed ecause his sur*eon ased0 #In
$hich arm $i-- 'ou e -ed( monsieurJ# An o-d
counse--or treated this matter some$hat more *a'-'"
A )-eader $as sa'in* to him( #3onsei*neur( mon8
sieur( 'our secretar'# """" &e sto))ed him short 0
7 Phi-oso)hica-
#6ou ha%e uttered three -unders(# sa's he( #in as
man' $ords" I am not monsei*neur G m' secretar'
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is not monsieurG he is m' c-er"#
To )ut an end to this *rand conict of %anit' it
$i-- e%entua--' e found necessar' to *i%e the tit-e
of monsei*neur to e%er' indi%idua- in the nation G as
$omen( $ho $ere former-' content $ith mademoi8
se--e( are no$ to e ca--ed madame" In S)ain( $hen
a mendicant meets a rother e**ar( he thus accosts
him 0 #&as 'our courtes' taen choco-ate J# This
)o-iteness of -an*ua*e e-e%ates the mind and ee)s
u) the di*nit' of the s)ecies" Caesar and Pom)e'
$ere ca--ed in the senate Caesar and Pom)e'" !ut
these men ne$ nothin* of -ife" The' ended their
-etters $ith %a-e adieu" We( $ho )ossess more
eBa-ted notions( $ere siBt' 'ears a*o #aMectionate
ser%ants#G then #%er' hum-e and %er' oedient#G
and no$ $e #ha%e the honor to e# so" I rea--'
*rie%e for )osterit'( $hich $i-- nd it eBtreme-'
dicu-t to add to these %er' eautifu- formu-as" The
Due d5)ernon( the rst of ascons in )ride(
thou*h far from ein* the rst of statesmen( $rote
on his deathed to Cardina- Riche-ieu and ended his
-etter $ith 0 #6our %er' hum-e and %er' oedient"#
Reco--ectin*( ho$e%er( that the cardina- had used
on-' the )hrase #%er' aMectionate(# he des)atched
an eB)ress to rin* ac the -etter for it had een
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actua--' sent oMU( e*an it ane$( si*ned #%er' aMec8
tionate(# and died in the ed of honor"
We ha%e made man' of these oser%ations e-se8
Dictionar'" >
$here" It is $e--( ho$e%er( to re)eat them( $ere it
on-' to correct some )om)ous )eacocs( $ho $ou-d
strut a$a' their -i%es in contem)ti-' dis)-a'in*
their )-umes and their )ride"
CERTAIN CERTAINT6"
I A3 certain G I ha%e friends G m' fortune is
secure G m' re-ations $i-- ne%er aandon me G I sha--
ha%e Qustice done me G m' $or is *ood( it $i-- e
$e-- recei%ed G $hat is o$in* to me $i-- e )aid G m'
friend $i-- e faithfu-( he has s$orn it G the minister
$i-- ad%ance me he has( ' the $a'( )romised it
a-- these are $ords $hich a man $ho has -i%ed a
short time in the $or-d erases from his dictionar'"
When the Qud*es condemned L5An*-ade( Le
!run( a-as( Sir%en( 3artin( 3ontai--i( and so
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man' others( since acno$-ed*ed to ha%e een inno8
cent( the' $ere certain( or the' ou*ht to ha%e een
certain( that a-- these unha))' men $ere *ui-t' G 'et
the' $ere decei%ed" There are t$o $a's of ein*
decei%edG ' fa-se Qud*ment and se-f8-indness
that of errin* -ie a man of *enius( and that of decid8
in* -ie a foo-"
The Qud*es decei%ed themse-%es -ie men of
*enius in the aMair of L5An*-adeG the' $ere
-inded ' da44-in* a))earances and did not su8
cient-' eBamine the )roai-ities on the other side"
Their $isdom made them e-ie%e it certain that
L5An*-ade had committed a theft( $hich he certain-'
had not committed G and on this misera-e uncertain
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shut u) in another dun*eon( $ith her dau*hter(
a*ed se%en 'ears( $ho after$ards married a coun8
se--or of the same )ar-iament $hich had condemned
her father to the *a--e's and her mother to anish8
ment"
It is c-ear that the Qud*es $ou-d not ha%e )ro8
nounced this sentence had the' een rea--' certain"
&o$e%er( e%en at the time this sentence $as )assed
se%era- )ersons ne$ that the theft had een com8
mitted ' a )riest named a*nat( associated $ith a
hi*h$a'man( and the innocence of L5An*-ade $as
not reco*ni4ed ti-- after his death"
The' $ere in the same manner certain $hen( ' a
sentence in the rst instance( the' condemned to
the $hee- the innocent Le !run( $ho( ' an arret
)ronounced on his a))ea-( $as roen on the rac(
and died under the torture"
The eBam)-es of a-as and Sir%en are $e-- no$n(
that of 3artin is -ess so" &e $as an honest a*ricu-8
turist near !ar in Lorraine" A %i--ain sto-e his dress
and in this dress murdered a tra%e--er $hom he ne$
to ha%e mone' and $hose route he had $atched"
3artin $as accused( his dress $as a $itness a*ainst
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him G the Qud*es re*arded this e%idence as a cer8
taint'" Not the )ast conduct of the )risoner( a num8
erous fami-' $hom he had rou*ht u) %irtuous-'(
Dictionar'" < =
neither the -itt-e mone' found on him( nor the eB8
treme )roai-it' of his innocence nothin* cou-d
sa%e him" The sua-tern Qud*e made a merit of his
ri*or" &e condemned the innocent %ictim to e
roen on the $hee-( and( ' an unha))' fata-it' the
sentence $as eBecuted to the fu-- eBtent" The senior
3artin is roen a-i%e( ca--in* od to $itness his
innocence to his -ast reath G his fami-' is dis)ersed(
his -itt-e )ro)ert' is conscated( and scarce-' are his
roen memers eB)osed on the *reat road $hen the
assassin $ho had committed the murder and theft is
)ut in )rison for another crime( and confesses on the
rac( to $hich he is condemned in his turn( that he
on-' $as *ui-t' of the crime for $hich 3artin had
suMered torture and death"
3ontai--i( $ho s-e)t $ith his $ife( $as accused
$ith ha%in*( in concert $ith her( i--ed his mother(
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$ho had e%ident-' died of a)o)-eB'" The counci- of
Arras condemned 3ontai--i to eB)ire on the rac(
and his $ife to e urnt" Their innocence $as dis8
co%ered( ut not unti- 3ontai--i had een tortured"
Let us cease ad%ertence to these me-ancho-' ad%en8
tures( $hich mae us *roan at the human condition G
ut -et us continue to -ament the )retended certaint'
of Qud*es( $hen the' )ass such sentences"
There is no certaint'( eBce)t $hen it is )h'sica--'
or mora--' im)ossi-e that the thin* can e other8
$ise" What is a strict demonstration necessar' to
ena-e us to assert that the surface of a s)here is
eHua- to four times the area of its *reat circ-e G and
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committin* the crime( and the interest of his enemies
to destro' him" E%er' Qud*e shou-d sa' to himse-f 0
Wi-- not )osterit'( $i-- not entire Euro)e condemn
m' sentence J Sha-- I s-ee) tranHui--' $ith m' hands
tainted $ith innocent -ood J Let us )ass from this
horri-e )icture to other eBam)-es of a certaint'
$hich -eads direct-' to error"
Wh' art thou -oaded $ith chains( fanatica- and
unha))' Santon J Wh' hast thou added a -ar*e iron
rin* on th' misera-e scour*eJ It is ecause I am
certain of ein* one da' )-aced in the rst hea%en(
' the side of our *reat )ro)het" A-as( m' friend(
come $ith me to the nei*horhood of 3ount Athos
and thou $i-t see three thousand mendicants $ho are
as certain that thou $i-t *o to the *u-f $hich is under
the narro$ rid*e( as that the' $i-- a-- *o to the rst
hea%en
Sto)( misera-e 3a-aar $ido$( e-ie%e not the
foo- $ho )ersuades 'ou that 'ou sha-- e reunited to
'our husand in a-- the de-i*hts of another $or-d( if
'ou urn 'ourse-f on his funera- )i-e No( I )ersist
in urnin* m'se-f ecause I am certain of -i%in* in
fe-icit' $ith m' husand G m' rahmin to-d me so"
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Let us attend to -ess fri*htfu- certainties( and
Dictionar'"
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Witchcraft( di%inations( and )ossessions $ere for
a -on* time the most certain thin*s in the $or-d in
the e'es of societ'" What an innumera-e cro$d of
)eo)-e $ho ha%e seen a-- these ne thin*s and $ho
ha%e een certain of them At )resent this certaint'
is a -itt-e shaen"
A 'oun* man $ho is e*innin* to stud' *eometr'
comes to me G he is on-' at the denition of trian*-es"
Are 'ou not certain( said I to him( that the three
an*-es of a trian*-e are eHua- to t$o ri*ht an*-esJ
&e ans$ered that not on-' $as he not certain of it(
ut that he had not the s-i*htest idea of the )ro)osi8
tion" I demonstrated it to him" &e then ecame
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as a *eometrica- truthJ 6es( se)tica- as I am( I
a%o$ it" Wh'J It is that these truths are )ro%ed
' the same )rinci)-e that it is im)ossi-e for a thin*
to eBist and not eBist at the same time" I cannot
at the same time fee- and not fee-" A trian*-e can8
not at the same time contain a hundred and ei*ht'
de*rees( $hich are the sum of t$o ri*ht an*-es( and
not contain them" The )h'sica- certaint' of m' eB8
istence( of m' identit'( is of the same %a-ue as mathe8
matica- certaint'( a-thou*h it is of a diMerent ind"
It is not the same $ith the certaint' founded on
a))earances( or on the unanimous testimon' of man8
ind"
!ut ho$( 'ou $i-- sa' to me( are 'ou not certain
that Pein eBists J &a%e 'ou not merchandise from
PeinJ Peo)-e of diMerent countries and diMerent
o)inions ha%e %ehement-' $ritten a*ainst one an8
other $hi-e )reachin* the truth at Pein G then are
'ou not assured of the eBistence of this to$nJ I
ans$er that it is eBtreme-' )roa-e that there ma'
e a cit' of Pein ut I $ou-d not $a*er m' -ife that
such a to$n eBists( and I $ou-d at an' time $a*er
m' -ife that the three an*-es of a trian*-e are eHua-
to t$o ri*ht an*-es"
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Dictionar'"
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$ere $ont to %anish at the cro$in* of the coc"
The ima*ination is )-eased $ith the im)erce)ti-e
transition from rute matter to or*ani4ed matter(
from )-ants to 4oo)h'tes( from 4oo)h'tes to anima-s(
from anima-s to men( from men to *enii( from these
*enii( c-ad in a -i*ht aeria- od'( to immateria- su8
stances of a thousand diMerent orders( risin* from
eaut' to )erfection( u) to od &imse-f" This hier8
arch' is %er' )-easin* to 'oun* men $ho -oo u)on
it as u)on the )o)e and cardina-s( fo--o$ed ' the
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come od J Is there not innit' et$een them J
Nor does this chain( this )retended *radation( an'
more eBist in %e*eta-es and anima-s G the )roof is
that some s)ecies of )-ants and anima-s ha%e een
entire-' destro'ed" We ha%e no mureB" The 1e$s
$ere foridden to eat *rin and iBion( these t$o
s)ecies( $hate%er !ochart ma' sa'( ha%e )roa-'
disa))eared from the earth" Where( then( is the
chain J
Su))osin* that $e had not -ost some s)ecies( it is
e%ident that the' ma' e destro'ed" Lions and
rhinoceroses are ecomin* %er' scarce( and if the
rest of the nations had imitated the En*-ish( there
$ou-d not no$ ha%e een a $o-f -eft" It is )roa-e
that there ha%e een races of men $ho are no -on*er
to e found" Wh' shou-d the' not ha%e eBisted as
$e-- as the $hites( the -acs( the Kars( to $hom
nature has *i%en an a)ron of their o$n sin( han*8
in* from the e--' to the midd-e of the thi*h G the
Samo'eds( $hose $omen ha%e ni))-es of a eautifu-
Qet"
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diMerent from the circu-ar orit of VenusG it is
t$ent'8se%en times sma--er than the earth( the sun is
a mi--ion times -ar*er( and 3ars is %e times sma--er"
The -atter *oes his round in t$o 'ears( his nei*hor
1u)iter in t$e-%e( and Saturn in thirt' G 'et Saturn(
the most distant of a--( is not so -ar*e as 1u)iter"
Where is the )retended *radation J
And then( ho$( in so man' em)t' s)aces( do 'ou
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C&AIN OR ENERATION OF EVENTS"
T&E )resent( $e sa'( is )re*nant $ith the future G
e%ents are -ined one $ith another ' an in%inci-e
fata-it'" This is the fate $hich( in &omer( is su)e8
rior to 1u)iter himse-f" The master of *ods and men
eB)ress-' dec-ares that he cannot )re%ent his son
Sar)edon from d'in* at the time a))ointed" Sar8
)edon $as orn at the moment $hen it $as neces8
sar' that he shou-d e orn( and cou-d not e orn
at an' other G he cou-d not die e-se$here than efore
Tro'G he cou-d not e uried e-se$here than in
L'cia G his od' must( in the a))ointed time( )roduce
%e*eta-es( $hich must chan*e into the sustance of
some of the L'cians G his heirs must esta-ish a ne$
order of thin*s in his states G that ne$ order must
inuence nei*horin* in*doms G thence must resu-t
a ne$ arran*ement in $ar and in )eace $ith the
nei*hors of L'cia" So that( from -in to -in( the
destin' of the $ho-e earth de)ended on the e-o)e8
Dictionar'"
ment of &e-en( $hich had a necessar' connection
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$ith the marria*e of &ecua( $hich( ascendin* to
hi*her e%ents( $as connected $ith the ori*in of
thin*s"
&ad an' one of these occurrences een ordered
other$ise( the resu-t $ou-d ha%e een a diMerent
uni%erse" No$( it $as not )ossi-e for the ac