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CONNECTING THE COMMUNITY AND LOCAL BUSINESSBarns Green • Billingshurst • Five Oaks • Ifold • Kirdford • Loxwood • Plaistow • Slinfold • Wisborough Green
Teddy Bears picnic at Bluebell Woods!
www.villagetweet.co.uk May 2013
VILLAGE
ContentsEditorial and advertising enquiries:
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COPY DATE FOR JUNE ISSUE:3rd MAYWelcome to the May issue of Village
Tweet, the 30th issue.Such is the plethora of places and
events to go to this month I am unable to fitall the What’s On entries on two pages. Butdo keep the entries coming; many readers tellme they find the What’s On pages very usefuland regularly refer to it. And of course thisalso benefits the advertisers as, unlike localnewspapers, the magazine is kept handy forthe whole month! At last it is beginning to feel like spring,
my favourite season, although I hope I amnot tempting providence by putting such agorgeous spring photograph on the cover! Grahame
Published by A272 Design, PO Box 371,Billingshurst, West Sussex RH14 4AS
Editorial and Advertising:Grahame Pearson07762 [email protected] Design:Stephen [email protected]
www.villagetweet.co.ukPrinted by: The Lavenham Press, SuffolkDisclaimer: All adverts and editorial are printed in good faith.However, A272 Design cannot take any responsibility for the contentof the adverts, the services provided by the advertisers or any statementsgiven in the editorial. © No part of this publication may be reproducedor stored without the express permission of the publisher.
Last But Not LeastWhat’s On . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 42-44Advertisers Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .46
Games and quizzesCrossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6, 38Spot the Difference . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .18, 44
EquineSPR Centre’s page: Worm counts . . . . . . . . . . . . .30Specific Projects . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .31
Miscellaneous Professional Services & BusinessesSouthwater Cycles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14Village Networking . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26Willows Cattery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .31Bax Computers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .40Click Computer Training . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .40Greg Smith 2D & 3D Visuals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .40One Stop Computer Store . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .41
Community/Out & About/Farming/SmallholdingBillingshurst Fire Station Charity Car Wash . . . . . .10Dancing in the Streets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12Air Ambulance Bike Ride . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14Sussex Weald Bike Ride . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14Your Local Library – Use It Or Lose It! . . . . . . . . . .22World Book Day at Billingshurst Primary School . .24Vivace Chorus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26Michaela Giles’ Diary of a Smallholder . . . . . . . . . .34John Nash’s Farming Column: Fame… it’s a Dog’s Life . .36Billingshurst Bowling Club . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38Millennium Bridge Club . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre . . . .45
Little Tweeters!Kids Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20The ‘Outside’ by Yvonne Fleece . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .27Tip Top Tutors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .28Little Russets Nursery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .29Fishers Farm Park . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38Kirdford Toddlers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38
Health & wellbeingAM Beauty Clinic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9Care Comfort Company . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9Davis Foot Care . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9Solar Flare, Yoga Classes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10Rosemary Conley Dieting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11Meraki Hairdressing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12Billingshurst Osteopaths . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13Gozone Care . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13Stella & Dot, Fashion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13Give Blood . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .14Caring Homes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15GKR Karate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .15Lesley Hawker Sports Massage Therapy . . . . . . . .15
Garden Tweet!Garden View: A Jar of Nostalgia . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .32George Nicholls Tree Surgery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .32Peter Ireland Landscapes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .32Andrew Gale Tree Surgery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .33Pest Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .34Village Nurseries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .34Clayton-Turner Trees & Gardens . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35John Potter Garden Work . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35Jonathan Carter Tree Surgery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35REM Landscapes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .35Floral Fringe Fair . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37Mark Hedges Garden Services . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37Sussex & Surrey Tree Services . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .37
MotoringKB Private Hire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5A-Team Mechanics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .39EPS Motorcycles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .39Macs Private Hire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .39Sussex Towing Brackets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .39
About the houseFowlers, Estate Agent . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3Vertus Building Management . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16West Sussex Interiors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16Sussex Carpet Brokers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17ADC Appliances . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19Apex Aerials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19Cleansing Service Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19Hallam Trim, Window Cleaning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19Holly Boilers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .19Hamilton Cole, TV & Satellite Equipment . . . . . . . .21Jef Wilson, Decorator . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21Miss Mop Domestic Cleaning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21Odd Job . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21Re-Nu Kitchens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .21Appaloosa Upholstery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23All About Kitchens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23Delta Decor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23LRG Carpentry & Building Services . . . . . . . . . . . .23Sussex Laundry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23Euroll UK, roller garage doors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24Alba Architecture . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25Goring Road Carpets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25Jamie Harris, Builder . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25Ron Osborne Roofing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .25GJ Coles Builder . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26Home Interior Painting Services . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26Pest B Off . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26Cracknell Pitt-Draffen, Estate Agent . . . . . . . . . .OBC
Food & drinkQueens Head Pub . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4Catering Occasions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5Recipe: Buttermilk Scones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5Piggin Good, Hog Roasts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6The Hungry Guest Café . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6Monsoon Indian Restaurant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7The Chef Thai Restaurant . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .46Sumners Ponds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .IBC
FeaturesTheft from your vehicle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4Relay for Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8May Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .16Book Reviews . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .22Living with Laika: Is it really spring?! . . . . . . . . . . . .32Computing: The Lowdown on Laptops . . . . . . . . . .40
Cover photo: Tabitha on her way to a Teddy BearsPicnic at Little Russets Nursery’s bluebell wood.By David Morgan Photography (07896 663834)www.MakeTimeStandStill.co.uk
74, High Street Billingshurst RH14 9QS. www.fowlersonline.co.uk 01403 786787
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Community / Food and drinkEditorial and advertising enquiries:
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Vehicle users are being warned not to leavevaluables on display in their vehicles in abid to deter thieves.
The Horsham District remains a relatively lowcrime area, which can only be improved byresponsible and informed owners taking action toavoid the potential loss of property.
Vehicle crime in the Horsham District hasfallen by 13.4% compared to the last year, butvehicle users are still at risk, especially from theopportunist thief. Most vehicle crime can beprevented by taking a number of simple securityprecautions. Tips from Sussex Police include:
l Do not leave handbags or wallets in the car.Even if handbags do not contain anythingvaluable, a thief will not know that and mightstill break a window to get at it.
l Make sure the doors of the vehicle arelocked and the windows and sunroof areclosed even if the vehicle will only be left fora couple of minutes.
l Make sure the car is parked in a locationwhere it is in clear view of other people, notobscured from sight by trees or shrubs,therefore making it more vulnerable. At night,park in a well lit area.
l The most commonly stolen items from carsinclude satellite navigation systems,handbags and mobile phones. They are easyto remove quickly, are easily concealed anddo not look out of place if a thief is seenwalking away from a car.
l Make sure coats and jackets are not leftbehind in the car. A thief may think that it ishiding a laptop or handbag and break intothe car to find out.
l Should anything untoward happen,descriptions and car registrations should benoted and given to the police at the time ofsuspicious incidents.
Chief Inspector Howard Hodges, HorshamDistrict Commander at Sussex Police, said, “Thesolution to avoid becoming the next victim iseasy: Don’t leave any valuables in your car.Thinking you can hide them under your seat or inthe boot or footwell is not an option as thievesknow where to look. By taking a few simpleprecautions, youcan ensure thatyou don’t becomethe next theftvictim.”
Theft from your vehicle – don’t become a crime statistic!
Chapel Road, Barns Green, West Sussex RH13 0PS. Tel: 01403 730436www.thequeensheadbarnsgreen.co.uk
Traditional17th CenturyVillage Pub
Finest quality beers,ciders and wines
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Finest quality, original home cooked
food using our home grown and
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(Some say it’s the Centre of the Universe)
The Queens Head, Barns Green
FORTHCOMING EVENTS IN MAYWednesday 1st Live Music Acoustic NightSunday 5th Live Music: ‘Dave Press Gang’Wednesday 8th Curry Night, £10 for curry & a pint (or wine)Tuesday 14th General Knowledge Quiz NightSaturday 18th Live Music: ‘Taxi Home’Saturday 25th Live Music: Band TBA
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ButtermilkSconesMETHOD 1. Heat oven to 220°C/200°C fan/gas 7. Sift theflour and salt together. Rub in the butter until themixture is like fine crumbs. Stir in the sugar andraisins or sultanas if using.2. Gently warm the buttermilk and vanilla in amicrowave or pan. Using your largest bowl, quickly tip in some of the flour mix, followed bysome of the buttermilk mix, repeating until everything is in the bowl. Use a knife to quicklymix together to form a dough – don’t over-mix it.3. Tip onto a floured surface and lightly bringtogether with your hands a couple of times. Pressout gently to about 4cm thick and stamp outrounds with a 6cm or 7cm cutter. Re-shape trimmings, until all the dough is used. Place sconesevenly on to a lightly floured baking sheet or two. 4. Add a splash of milk into the buttermilk pot,and then use to glaze the top of each scone. Bakefor 10-12 mins until golden and well risen.To Make The Fruit Compote:1. Place as much of the frozen fruit as you need inthe saucepan, on a gentle heat on the hob.2. Simmer the fruit in the saucepan on the hobuntil the fruit starts to soften; stir gently now andagain just enough so that the fruit does not stick tothe pan; do not allow it to burn.3. Now add sugar to taste – not too much at first.Taste the fruit as you add the sugar so that you donot make it too sweet or leave it too tart. Take carenot to burn yourself when testing it.4. Once the fruit has softened, but before it turns toa pulp or goes too mushy, it is ready and youshould remove it from the heat to cool. It keeps for2-3 days in the fridge.
INGREDIENTSScones450g self-raising flour, plus extra for dusting¼ tsp salt100g cold butter, diced85g golden caster sugarHandful of raisins or sultanas (optional)284ml pot buttermilk2 tsp vanilla extractSplash of milkCompoteFrozen fruit of choice – summer fruit mix isgood, sour cherries are fantasticSugar to taste
Makes 10-12. Preparation time: 15 minutes.Cooking time: 15 minutes
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View our menu at www.monsoonrestaurant.netMonsoon, 42 High Street, Billingshurst
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Local delivery service available up to 5 miles (Minimum order £20, Billingshurst £15)
Our master chefs combine the established curry classics with the finest modern cuisine Over the last 15 years Monsoon Indian Restaurant has become one of the most
popular restaurants in the area and it’s not difficult to see why. Not only is the foodsuperb but the extensive menu offers unrivaled value for money.
Occupying one of the most charming buildings in Billingshurst village, Monsoon’scharacterful 15th century oak beams offer an intimate dining experience.
In addition to two spacious dining areas there is also a Party Room with an airy feeldue to its conservatory-style
roof and patio doors. Self-contained with its ownentrance, WC and bar, this
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Local lady Margaret Matschy is living anextraordinary life. She has been diagnosedwith cancer twice and survived. Margaret
believes this is due to no stroke of luck, shebelieves in one thing – research. Without which,she feels she would not be here.
In March 1998 Margaret found a lump in herbreast; a trip to a specialist and a mammogramconfirmed her worst fears. A biopsy andlumpectomy operation followed along with theremoval of 31 lymph nodes. Doctors confirmedthat it was likely the cancer had spread and acourse of chemotherapy and radiotherapy wasstarted.
“I lost a lot of hair atfirst” said Margaret.“Thankfully, though, Iwas in the clear. Myliver and bones wereOK, but the treatmentwas very intrusive andlasted weeks.Afterwards I was leftwith a lot of very badscarring and nonatural shape. Iremember all of myfamily being shocked,it was just before mybirthday and they allthought it would be mylast. But I thought, “No, I’m not ready to go yet.”
Margaret survived and went on to celebratehappy family events including her daughter’swedding and the birth of her grandchildren –which was extremely fortunate, as they hadalready lost both their natural grandfathers due tocancer. Her life ticked along happily for the next14 years until 2011 when Margaret found a lumpin her other breast. Ironically, at age 69, it was herlast appointment before her routine mammogramwhen the lump was found and Margaret steeledherself once more.
“I was expecting much of the same severity, soI was surprised when far fewer nodes wereremoved. The time between treatments wasdramatically shorter and the advancement in theskill of the surgeons was amazing. I was left witha nice natural shape. Luckily this time I only hadto undergo radiotherapy and not chemotherapy. Iremember thinking at the time that theimprovements in the medical treatments Ireceived were really noticeable, and I truly
believe that research has saved my life.”That was two years ago. Today Margaret is
looking forward to joining other cancer survivorsat Horsham’s Relay For Life where she will walkthe first lap as a guest of honour. She feelsprivileged to be part of the event and explains,“So many people thought of me and motivatedme to keep going. Being a survivor at the Relay isa brilliant way of showing people you can survive,there is hope. So please come along and let’ssupport one another.”
Cancer Research UK’s Relay For Life is acommunity-led, non-athletic event where teams
fund-raise and thenjoin together in theRelay event. There,teams take it in turnsto walk round a trackfor up to 24 hours tosignify that ‘cancernever sleeps’.Cancer survivors ofall ages launch theRelay For Life asVIPs by walking thefirst lap. They’recheered on by family,friends and Relayparticipants from thecommunity who havecome together to
celebrate their achievements.If you’ve ever been diagnosed with cancer
we’d love you to inspire others and be a guest ofhonour at Relay For Life. The event takes placeover 24 hours at Christ’s Hospital School,Horsham over the weekend of 1st and 2nd June.
In addition to the walk, there will be stalls,competitions, sports activities and plenty ofentertainment to keep visitors and participantsamused. Indeed, local businesses are nowencouraged to take advantage of an array ofcorporate sponsorship opportunities.
For more information on how to get involvedwith Relay For Life Christ’s Hospital, pleasecontact Lisa Love, Survivorship Chair – 07792485650 or by email [email protected]. Ifyou would like to find out more about forming ateam to take part in the event or would like tovolunteer to help over the weekend, pleasecontact Kate/Jess 07505 150169/07747 662702,email [email protected]. More details can also be found at www.cruk.org/relay.
Relay for Life‘Research saves lives’ Christ’s Hospital School, 1-2 June
Margaret with her grandchildren
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Billingshurst fire-fighters were out in force inMarch, raising money for the Fire-FightersCharity – the UK’s leading provider of
services that enhance quality of life for servingand retired fire-fighters, fire personnel and theirfamilies. Their vision is to make a positivedifference by supporting people in the fire andrescue community when they are in need. Overthe years they have helped hundreds ofthousands of individuals by providing world-classtreatment and support services.
It costs £9million a year to keep the charityrunning and with nogovernment funding thecharity are completelyreliant on the generosityand enthusiasm of oursupporters.
The role of a fire-fighter is one of bravery,loyalty and devotion topublic service. Just likefire-fighters, the charity ispassionate about theirwork and the servicesthey provide to the men
and women who risk their lives to help others.In sub-zero temperatures the brushes and
sponges were out to make sure the locals hadsparkling clean cars!
The charity car wash is held twice a year, so ifyou missed out this time watch this space for thedate in September. We are also planning anopen day on the 14th September, 12:00-16:00,which is a great chance for parents and childrento come and watch some of the situations thatwe are faced with including ladder drills, roadtraffic collision demonstration, chip pan fire
display and much more.The charity car wash
in March raised astaggering £937.10 andthis couldn’t have beenachieved without thegenerorsity and supportfrom everyone who waspart of a greatfundraising day.
Once again, fromeveryone at BillingshurstFire Station, THANKYOU. Dan Game
Fire-fighters charity car wash a great success
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Born on the streets of England; battlesbetween two sides; wooden weaponsinstead of knives or swords; men and
women with their own colours; the dance crazeMorris can be seen as a medieval equivalent oftoday’s Hip Hop. Yetbecause it is over 600years old rather than40 it is seen as quaint,rustic and funny in apeculiarly English way.But today’s imagebelies a rich culturethat is celebrated witha Day of Dance in theancient medieval townof Horsham on 11thMay. On that day thetown is full of Morrisand other traditionaldancers showcasingtheir moves. It is a riotof colour, movement,fancy footwork andnoise that occurs lessthan 30 miles from thegritty streets ofLondon.
The Broadwood Day of Dance builds on afantastic folk tradition that, 100 years ago, sawHorsham as a hub of folk music and dance. Tomany, Broadwood is synonymous with pianomakers, but in the world of music, Lucy (adaughter of the celebrated family) made hername collecting folk music and, through her,Ralph Vaughan Williams visited Horsham,capturing many tunes. Paying their respects tothis lady the Broadwood Morris Men and womentook her name and thus began many years ofpromoting and celebrating a traditional Englishart form. Now, once a year, they take over the
town of 40,000 souls, transforming everymedieval street corner or open space into apublic arena to show their passion.
This year one of the Broadwood Morris menstalwarts, Old Harry, will not be present as he
passed away, butHorsham DistrictCouncil’s HorshamMuseum & Art Gallerywill be displaying oneof his Morris costumesthrough the generosityof his daughter. Therecent donation is afitting acquisition asthe museum alsoholds the archive ofthe celebrated folksinger Henry Burstow,a cobbler whoseautobiography is aclassic of workingclass literature.
The backdrop for allthis dance mayhem isthe timber-framedstone-roved medievalmarket town of
Horsham. A town whose 800-year-old markettradition has seen a renaissance in recent yearsand in keeping with the day’s celebration stallholders will be decked out in suitable attire.
The Broadwood Morris Day of Dance is a freefestival of traditional dance with groups comingacross the region. It takes place on Saturday11th May throughout the town.
For further information contact HorshamDistrict Council’s Visitor Information Centre (01403215100) or Horsham District Council’s HorshamMuseum & Art Gallery (01403 254959).Keith Haynes, Squire of The Broadwood Men
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May Day is celebrated on the first Mondayof the month. It originates from villagecelebrations marking the coming of
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Maypoles arehung with greeneryand ribbons andpainted brightly.Local children dressin their finest clothes,with bells and flowergarlands, andperform traditionalribbon dances suchas Gypsy Tent andThe Spiders Web.
Originally maypoles were made by villagersusing a young tall tree. They stripped off thelower branches, but left leaves at the top tosymbolise new life, and then decorated it withflowers and ribbons.
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Morris dancing isa traditional form ofEnglish folk dancingcarried out bygroups known assides. Dances arepassed downthroughgenerations, andinvolve movementsto accentuate thetinkling of bellsattached to
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The Glass Room – AnnCleevesYou may have come acrossAnn Cleeves’ creation, VeraStanhope, in the televisionadaptations of this popularseries of novels. If youhaven’t, don’t worry, youwon’t be disappointed. Forthose coming to the booksfrom the television series, the
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The Glass House is set, as are all of theseries, in Northumberland. As it begins, VeraStanhope’s neighbour has disappeared. Thereis no real mystery to that, she is easily trackeddown to a local writers’ retreat. However, asVera arrives to find out what has motivated hersudden departure, she finds herself at thescene of a murder. The victim, a writer andcritic, does not seem to be mourned by many.Then more deaths follow, and it becomes clearthat the killer is playing with the police, leavingfalse trails and seemingly enjoying the thrill ofthe chase.
One of the strengths of Cleeves’ writing is thatwhile she often takes us into Vera Stanhope’sconsciousness, she also uses the perspective ofthe long suffering Sergeant Joe Ashworth, and inthis case also develops the characters’ potentialvictims and suspects so that we see events fromdiffering points of view. Just enough is revealedto keep us moving forward, but never enough tomake the conclusion obvious. Here, with the twinthemes of writing and detection, Cleeves is in herelement, and the plot moves swiftly onwards witha clever turn at the end of each chapter.
There is no need to read the previous novelsin the series in order to read The Glass Room.However, once you’ve read it I would besurprised if you did not feel the need to seek outthe earlier volumes, all of which are equallyimpressive.
Dracula – A Counting Primer – JenniferAdams and Alison OliverFrom the moment you pick up this board book,you know it is different. The Gothic colourscheme is a clue – there are no pastels here,only purple, black and grey. The vampire on thecover is admittedly rather cute, but he is stillrecognisably Count Dracula. And as you workthough the text… well, you can call them ‘boxes’if you like, but they are coffins!
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My own children are past the board book stagebut that doesn’t matter, because I wouldn’t givethem this book anyway, and not because it is too scary, oh no, it is too good. It is mine.
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Billingshurst Primary School held aspecial dress-up day on 7th March tocelebrate this year’s World Book Day,highlighting the joys of reading topupils. The
children looked fantasticand the range ofcharacters was trulyamazing, including HarryPotters, lots of Where’sWallies, Cats in the Hat,princesses and a TigerWho Came To Tea. Thestaff joined in the fun withthe all the Year 6teachers dressing up asWhere’s Wally, there wasa big bad wolf in Year 1and even a Harry PotterDementor chasing after the Hermiones andHarrys in Year 2.
The school is one of thousands across the UKand Ireland marking the occasion by showinghow magical books can be. The story time at theend of the day worked really well and you couldhave heard a pin drop as the children were soabsorbed in listening to favourite tales.
Some of the members of the Year 6 book clubcontinued the celebrations of the day byattending the Weald Book Award later on in theevening. They performed a short sketch on
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The ‘outside’Once upon a time on a small farm near Billingshurst …
Lily was still moaning about the noisyneighbours and how much she wishedthey could all go outside, and Uno, her
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Not long after Sally got up, she and Billdecided to bring the sheep in out of theweather, so with a bucket of food and the gatesopened, Sally cried, “Grr-up”, and the sheepthundered back into the goats’ corral to shelterand have nice hay to lie on. Uno was sopleased. Although ‘outside’ could be nice, withgrass and room to play, he didn’t much like it atall with its coating of white. It was too cold, wetand horrible. It would be nearly another monthbefore they all would be allowed ‘outside’again, and Uno liked that just fine. He preferred ‘inside’ any day. Yvonne Fleece
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anthelmintics (wormers) as a POM-V medication.This will mean that horse wormers will no longer beavailable from feed merchants, saddlers or even theinternet, but owners would have to have themprescribed by a veterinary surgeon.
The reason for this move iscited as the growing concernof resistance to wormers. Formany years outdated wormingpractises of blanket wormingentire yards at six-weeklyintervals has enabled someworms to survive thechemicals and reproduce aworm population which canresist the action of the wormermaking it inefficient andallowing those wormpopulations to flourishunchecked. Currently there areno new wormers in development so we must try tokeep what we have effective.
So, what can we as owners do to help slow downthe onset of resistance? Some of you may haveheard of worm counts, whereby a faecal sample istaken and sent to a lab to be tested. This involvesthe sample being put into a centrifuge, then placedonto a slide and observed under a microscope. Acount of worm eggs is undertaken, the results areinterpreted as EPG or eggs per gram. Over a periodof time an owner can build up a picture of the horse’shealth status and worm burden and treat accordingly.
The idea behind the worm count is to cut down ongiving horses unnecessary chemical wormers andthus reducing the onset of resistance. Worm countsand strategic treatment can be more cost effectivethan routinely worming a horse every 6-13 weeks!
It is very important to remember that worm countsdo not show up all types of worms. As we arecounting the eggs being output with the faeces wemust remember that we can get a false negativecount whereby the animal could be carrying verylarge numbers of non-egg laying juvenile worms,hence a negative count. Encysted small red wormshidden away in the gut wall are a very good exampleof this and therefore must be treated with a suitablewormer during the winter months. Tapeworm isanother parasite that can escape a worm countalthough your vet can perform an ELISA blood test todetermine if this parasite is a problem in your horse.
Worm counts are becoming more popular withowners as they begin to understand their benefits.
Regular counts enable owners to target those horsesthat are carrying the worm population – it is said that80% of worms are carried by 20% of horses.
Taking a count could not be easier! To get themost accurate evaluation of the sample it is best totake a small piece of dung from several piles and mixtogether before putting some in the sample pot. Postyou sample to your chosen company as soon as
possible, don’t leave it festeringin the car or tackroom for days!
Worm counts can also beused to determine if a wormerhas worked or not. Todetermine if there is resistanceto a wormer you can take aworm count before wormingand then again 10-14 daysafter worming. If the count comesback as low or no eggs seenthen the wormer is working.
New horses arriving shouldhave a worm count which willdetermine any treatment that
may be needed before the new horse is allowed tograze with the rest of the herd. I would do this even ifthe owner tells me the horse has been wormed as Iwould want to determine if the animal is carrying aresistant worm strain.Interpreting the results. When you receive yourresults it will have your horse’s name followed by thenumber of eggs found, for instance “< 50epg no eggsseen” means at that time the horse is deemed clearof parasites. It is very important to repeat the test atthe next interval where you would normally give aroutine worming dose to determine if this is still thecase. If the count is between 200 and 1,200 EPG thisis a medium count and the horse will need worming,consult your vet or SQP for advice on the bestproduct to use. For high counts over 1,200 EPG thehorse will need worming and the wormingprogramme will need a serious overhaul.
As well as worm counts regular poo picking ofpaddocks, cross-grazing with other species such as sheep or cattle and not over overgrazing pasture can all help in the fight against wormer resistance.Jeannette Douglas. SQP, Qualified Horse Adviser. SPR Centre. www.sprcentre.co.uk
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The type of dog walk that Laika andI enjoy is of the free-range varietywhere the space is wide, the solitudepalpable and the backdrop interesting.Thankfully West Sussex is tattooedwith perfect dog walking country withfootpaths and bridleways crisscrossingwoods and fields and with a shorelineguaranteed to make every self-respecting doglover sit up and beg!
There is nothing more soothing than watchingyour dog take flight to investigate new scents,pursue errant rabbits and generally luxuriate inbeing without the confines of a lead. There isnothing more energising than being out, man anddog, on a fine clear day in early spring with theblackthorn coming into bud, the robins, thrushesand blackbirds starting to compete with their song
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Perfect. Except for the mud! I’mtalking about the thick, brown, oozyguck that only Weald clay can providewhen wet. Mud deep enough to lose awellie in. Mud noxious enough tocause trench foot and mud fever (aska horse!). Our daily odysseys into thecountryside have become reminiscentof troop movements during theSomme offensive with areas thatLaika and I have officially declared as‘No Man’s Land’. Laika of course,seems pretty oblivious to my muttered
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Freedom comes with a price of course and inLaika’s case it’s a thorough dousing under thegarden hose followed by an assault with the hairdryer. How I long for a dry spring like the one in2011 – don’t tell the farmers!Ron Myal
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If you’re reading this youprobably have an interest ingardening, but even armchair
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After a long winter with more snow than I canever remember, and yet more depressing newsabout our economy, I think what we all need is toenjoy a little nostalgia; I’m not talking buntinghere, but bedding plants. Towards the end of themonth is the time when bedding plants and othertender perennials can be planted outside.Thousands of people will flock to garden centresup and down the country over the coming weeks,and for some it’s their only pilgrimage of the yearto the outdoor retail world. It’s an opportunity forthe nurseryman (or woman) to display row afterrow of highly colourful plants, stacked, tray bytray like jars of sweets in an old fashioned shop.Each standing to attention, faces held high, theirlabel pointing forwards and each doing theirutmost to shout “buy me, buy me”. The flowersshine in the sunshine like the sparkling boiledfruit sweets in the jars, oh what is it to be, the bi-coloured rhubarb custards, or the combination of
blackberryand raspberryjellies?
Choosing yourcolour scheme for thisyear’s bedding display (bethat just the one hangingbasket or a front garden thatlooks like a Victorian public park)is exciting, and a totally personaltask. I’ve know it can causearguments between couples, but
have also known marriages which have survivedsuccessfully on the basis that “you plant yourside and I’ll plant mine”. There are those who likea multi-coloured cocktail of plants (a mixed trayof Petunias for example), those who prefer tostick to a muted pallet of two or three‘sophisticated colours’ (usually purple, blue andwhite) and then those trying to achieve a Swisscottage look who might plump for just the one(perhaps a red trailing Ivy Leafed Pelargonium).But whatever your preference I don’t think itreally matters, because buying annual beddingplants brings nostalgic happiness all round; it’sgood for the nurseryman’s business, brilliant forpassers-by to enjoy, and most importantly greatat making you feel happy at home.Lee Bestall www.inspiredgardens.net
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Lambing for us is now over and we have hadmore single lambs born this year than twinswhich we quite like. We have
always allowed our sheep to lamboutside and then brought them in for24 hours, dagged the nether region,manicured feet, applied blowflyprevention and put them back outwithout a problem. This year we hadto change our method half-waythrough and get all the ewes in as MrFox managed to get two lambs whilewe were bringing another ewe andlamb in – we were only gone 15minutes. I’m not sure if we haveoverconfident foxes or they’re just sohungry they are taking more chances? Happily allthe sheep and lambs are back out now andalthough there is absolutely no grass (come onsunshine, we need you!) the lambs are playingand loving the space to run and poing. DadJimmy is walking with his chest puffed right outlooking extremely pleased with himself.
The paddocks are at last drying out and weare slowly getting more of the younger pigs back
outside, where they should be. The MiddleWhites have been weaned and they’re very
different to the Saddlebacks, whodon’t give a hoot, and really missedtheir mum for 24 hours.
It’s now pig show entry time andlet’s just say ‘robust discussions’are taking place as to how many wewill be attending this year, annualleave and cash being the limitingfactors. Hubby is convinced ouryoung boar Travolta will win Pig ofthe Year at Yorkshire!
I almost don’t want to tempt fatebut it appears the Brahma henshave started laying reliably and so
the incubators have been switched on toacclimatise.
We also exhibited some shearling ewes andsome pigs at the Scats farming event with theWSSC; we felt famous with people coming up tous saying they always read this blog and reallyenjoy it – I will be signing autographs soon at this rate!Michaela Giles www.tedfoldcottagefarm.co.uk
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John Nash is a retired, well sort of retired, fruit farmmanager in Kirdford who enjoys scribbling aboutlife on the farm from the now to days gone by.
They say that we all are due two minutesof fame during our lifetime. I think that Imay have had mine usurped by a dog.
It all happened several years ago when theBBC contacted us as to whether we would beprepared to take part in the CountryfileFarming Diary. This involved them giving us acamera for a month or so and letting us filmthe whole of the appleharvest that was aboutto take place. Theywould check ourproduction half-waythrough the month andoffer any advice theysaw fit and we wouldthen proceed to thefinal day’s pick.Naturally with myinbuilt shyness andreticence… I leapt atthe chance.
Came the day andwe were shown how tooperate the beautifullittle camera and thenleft to our owndevices. Of course Igot carried away. Ifilmed anything andeverything that movedor, for that matter,didn’t. Quite a littleHitchcock I was, muchto the amusement of the pickers who, Inoticed, had suddenly adorned make-up andsling back shoes and pink Marigolds to climbladders in! But it was a huge giggle and muchenjoyed by all of us.
Then came the moment for the professionalboys to view, edit and comment on myattempts so far…
Thankfully it was not too bad. They said thatthis or that needed more viewing and try not tobe such a plonker with the unscriptedcommentary (Not their exact words of course,but you get the gist). Also would I get morefootage of the dog?
The dog? I wasn’t aware that I had included‘the dog’ in my efforts. Still, orders must beobeyed and I duly included a few passing
glances of Jacko in some of the next fewpictures I took as I wandered through theorchards filming the girls as they gathered thecrop and its subsequent transporting from thefields to the stores.
Then it was all over. The camera wasreluctantly returned to its rightful owners andthe hours of filming delivered to the editingdepartment of the BBC for any slight trimmingthat might be needed of my skilful artistry.
Comes the day. Huddled in front of the box,eager to see the results of all that work.
Glowing with self-inflicted pride at theprospect of seeingmyself and the girlsin gloriousTechnicolor.
There followedabout four minutes offilming that I admitwas entertaining,and quite informativeto anyone who wasunfamiliar with applepicking, but by farthe star of the showwas that blasted dog.
The BBCobviously thoughthim a far betterattraction than yourstruly. He was ineverything. Frombeginning to end, inevery shot, there hewas. Grinning hisstupid Jack Russell
grin at all and sundry. Sitting by pickers’ladders, riding on the bonnet of the tractor,snacking on pieces of apple at breaktimes, andeven when there were some late shots of theinside of the farm shop, there he was, reflectedin the display cabinets mirrors as he wanderedaround the customers’ feet.
I must admit we too were smitten by him,and privately rather proud of the love that thecamera and the editors had obviously felt forhim.
But, still, how would you feel? Two minutesof fame they say, two minutes, that’s all. Darn,blasted, interfering animal; but we loved everytangled tuft of hair on his body.John Nash
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The Millennium Bridge Club is a small and ‘friendly’Bridge Club. It has been established for many yearsbut after losing some of its older members, is now inneed of a membership boost.
If you are a learner/improver who wants to gain confidence or a longstanding social player who has noregular partner, then Millennium might just be perfectclub for you.
The Club meets every Wednesday in StorringtonVillage Hall (on West Street near to the Tesco garage)and plays from 1.30-4.30pm (winter: 1-4pm). We drawpartners every 4 or 8 hands and there’s a cup of teaand a biscuit halfway through the session.
The range of ability varies from near beginner tolifelong player but none so good as to claim ‘superior-ity’ or to have great expectations of our partners – wejust learn from each other each week, have a chatabout conventions (if anything unusual crops up) andkeep our fingers crossed that we are dealt good cards– after all, at 1p a 100 points it’s very important to win!
Whatever your bridge standard, you won’t find amore amiable way to spend your Wednesday after-noon than with the Millennium Bridge Club (currentlyall ladies but men would be absolutely welcome).
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A Macmillan Film:
Life of Pion Friday the 10th of May
Films will also be shown onthe 14th of June & the 26th of July
All films begin at 7.30pmTickets £6 on sale at Mansell McTaggart, online at
www.TouringCinema.com and at the Centre on the night.
billingshurstcentre.com 01403 787690 [email protected]
www.facebook.com/BillingshurstCentre
Following their excellent show last July,The Starrlite Beatles return on
Saturday the 4th of May“When I closed my eyes it was like listening to the real thing,
and when I opened them again it was pretty close, too.”
Tickets are on sale at the Centre and online viaWeGotTickets.com
Back for their 3rd brilliant year in Billingshurst:
Ultimate Genesis – Los Endos
Saturday the 1st of June
Tickets £15, on sale at the Centre and online viaWeGotTickets.com
We also have excellent party facilities and host a staggering 30weekly activities. In addition to – amongst others – Zumba Dance,Karate, Gymnastics, Table Tennis, Badminton, Short Mat Bowls,Ballroom Dancing, Pilates and Yoga, new to the Centre are:
Kick Boxing and Martial Arts for children of 4+
Details of all our activities and facilities are on our website.Alternatively, give us a call on 787690 to find out not only whatexcellent facilities we have, but also how very reasonable we are,too! (Oh, and no really tedious instructions will follow. Honestly.)
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07762 767084, [email protected]
Please view our menu online: www.thechefthaicuisine.co.ukEat in or take-away
Lunch 12.00am - 2.30pm Dinner 6.00pm -10.30pm
TEL: 01403 786128 MOBILE: 07825 5174399 JENGERS MEAD, BILLINGSHURST, WEST SUSSEX RH14 9PB
Delicious Thai cuisine prepared with finest locally sourced ingredients
thai restaurant by thanapaisit
ADVERTISERS INDEX May 2013A-Team Mechanics............................39ADC Appliances ................................19Alba Architecture...............................25All About Kitchens.............................23AM Beauty Clinic.................................9Andrew Gale Tree Surgery................33Apex Aerials ......................................19Appaloosa Upholstery.......................23Bax Computers .................................40Billingshurst Bowling Club.................38Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre........................45
Billingshurst Osteopaths ...................13Care Comfort Company ......................9Caring Homes ...................................15Catering Occasions.............................5Clayton-Turner Trees & Gardens.......35Cleansing Service Group ..................19Click Computer Training ....................40Cracknell Pit-Draffen, Estate Agent .........................................OBC
Davis Foot Care ..................................9Delta Decor .......................................23EPS Motorcycles...............................39Euroll UK, roller garage doors...........24Fishers Farm Park.............................38Fowlers, Estate Agent .........................3George Nicholls Tree Surgery...........32
GJ Coles, Builder ..............................26GKR Karate.......................................15Goring Road Carpet Centre..............25Gozone Care.....................................13Greg Smith 2D & 3D Visuals.............40Hallam Trim, Window Cleaning .........19Hamilton Cole TV & Satellite Equipment .....................................21
Holly Boilers ......................................19Home Interior Painting Services .......26Jamie Harris, Builder.........................25Jef Wilson, Decorator........................21John Potter Garden Work..................35Jonathan Carter Tree Surgery...........35KB Private Hire....................................5Kirdford Toddlers ...............................38Lesley Hawker Sports MassageTherapy .........................................15
Little Russets Nursery.......................29LRG Carpentry & Building Services ........................................23
Mac’s Private Hire .............................39Mark Hedges Garden Services.........37Meraki Hairdressing ..........................12Miss Mop Domestic Cleaning ...........21Monsoon Indian Restaurant ................7Odd Job.............................................21One Stop Computer Store ................41
Pest B Off..........................................26Pest Man ...........................................34Peter Ireland Landscapes .................32Piggin Good, Hog Roasts ...................6Queens Head Pub ..............................4REM Landscapes..............................35Re-Nu Kitchens .................................21Ron Osborne Roofing .......................25Rosemary Conley Dieting .................11Solar Flare Yoga classes...................10Southwater Cycles ............................14Specific Projects, Equine ..................31Stella & Dot, Fashion ........................13Sumners Ponds...............................IBCSussex & Surrey Tree Services.........37Sussex Carpet Brokers .....................17Sussex Laundry ................................23Sussex Towing Brackets....................39The Chef Thai Restaurant.................46The Hungry Guest Café......................6Tip Top Tutors....................................28Vertus Building Management ............16Vivace Chorus...................................26Village Networking ............................26Village Nurseries ...............................34West Sussex Interiors .......................16Willows Cattery .................................31