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VICTOR VICTORIA

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Paris By Night

If I Were A Man

Trust MeLe Jazz Hot

Paris Maes Me Horny

Crazy Wor!"

#ing$s %i!e&&a'ou An" Me

A!&ost A !o(e )ong

Chi*ago+ I!!inoisLi(ing In The )ha"o,s

Li(ing In The )ha"o,s Re.rise/

Paris By Night 0 To. 1

No,here I no,+ no &atter ,here I go

)e"u*es &en !ie Paris "oes+ a &essThe streets of Piga!!e+ !e 2ars of Les Ha!!es

The gro*eries an" *afes at Mont.arnasse

The *a2arets an" 2istros ,here the ,riter or artist goesAre as &u*h a .art of Paris as La Tour 3iffe!

The restaurants for .urist

The night*!u2s for the touristsWe ha(e those in a2un"an*e as ,e!!

Paris *an 2e a "angerous affair

)he offers &u*h &ore fo!!ies as The 4o!ies Bergeres

4or she$s so.histi*ation .!us so&e higher e"u*ationThe s&artest set *an$t ,ait to ste. this ,ay

But here at C!u2 Chez Lui

As you$re a!! a2out to seeWe$!! te!! you straight

Why gay Paree is gay555

Paris 2y night555 Paris !a nuit555)e"u*es us in ,ays ,e "on$t e6.e*t to 2e

)he has &agi* fro& ,hi*h in a Hou"ini *an$t 2e free


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3/23

If I Were A Man 0 To. 1

Vi*toria

We!!+ I guess I *an re!ay to that+ I &ean honest!y there ha(e 2een ti&esin &y !ife ,hen I ,ishe" I ,ere a &an7

To""yWhy+ for hea(en$s sae9

Vi*toriaOh+ that$s easy555

If I ,ere a &an

I *ou!" "o a !ot of things a ,o&an ne(er *an

To""y

Lie ,hat+ for e6a&.!e9

Vi*toria

To 2e free to .!ot an" .!an

4ree to !i(e &y !ifeWithout .er&ission

fro& a &an

Men assu&es that the ,or!" is tai!ore" &a"e for hi&Whi*h it is7

He .resu&es that the ,or!" in"u!ges e(ery ,hi&

If it$s his7

What a fa2u!ous .ursuitHan"s in .o*ets+ running things

I &ust say it a..ea!s

In &y hun"re"-"o!!ar suitToying ,ith &y go!"en fo2-,at*h

As I &ae &y "ea!s

Lu*y &an ,ho is not &eant to fe!!Lie an a!so-ran

What a !o(e!y !ife to .!an

If I ,ere a &an

I ,ou!" 2ui!" a!! the ta!!est 2ui!"ingsRea*hing u. to the sy

I$" e6.!ore e(ery far off !an"

An" I ,ou!" !earn ho, to f!yWhat a triu&.h it ,ou!" 2e

%oing ,hat the fe!!as "o 2ut 2etter

An" ,ith sty!eIt ,ou!" 2e ;ust &y *u.-of-tea

they ,i!! a!! 2e furious


4/23

An" I ,ou!" si&.!y s&i!e

As a &an I ,ou!" not &ean to fee! !ie an a!so-ranThough I no, I ne(er *an5553(er 555 2e a &an

Oh+ the !ife that I ,ou!" .!an

If I ,ere a &an5

Trust Me 0 To. 1

To""y

My


5/23

To""y

'eah+ if fate is in"+ you *ou!" 2e -------- an" Che(a!ier *o&2ine"+Trust &e7

Vi*toria

Ah+ ah+ ah+ah555)ure9

To""y

That tri* for a "rag-=ueenIs trying to a*t !ie a ,o&an ,hi*h (ery fe, *an

But the fa*t is a "rag-=ueen$s a &an7

Vi*toria

)o+ ,hat are you saying9

To""y'ou$re555not a &an555

Vi*toriaI noti*e"7

To""y'ou$re a ,o&an they$!! thin is a &an+ ,hat a .!an7

Vi*toriaTo""y7

To""y

Trust &e7

Vi*toria

To""y+ this is *razy7

To""y

No,+ 2eing a gir!555

Vi*toria

Hu&555

To""y

They a!! thin is a &an sets their &in"s in a ,hir!555

Vi*toria

Mine too7

To""y

Trust &e7


6/23

A!! you ha(e to "o for the "rea& to *o&e true

Is go out there an" 2e ,hat you are555An" ,e$!! &ae you a ,or!"$s fa&ous star7

Vi*toria

Ho+ ho+ ho555'ou$re "e!irious7

To""y

Lo,er your (oi*e7

Vi*toria

To""y7

To""y

Lo,er7

Vi*toria

To""y7

To""y

Caruso+ not Cha!ia.in7

Vi*toria

To""y+ if you "on$t get 2a* into 2e"+ I$!! te!!555

To""y


7/23

To""y'ou$!! 2e the greatest star sin*e sho, 2usiness 2egan

Trust &e7

Vi*toria'ou$re one7

To""yTrust &e7

Vi*toriaNo55ah+ah+ah7

To""y

The 2eauty of this is !ie a!! great i"eas+It$s as si&.!e as si&.!e *an 2e7

Vi*toriaIt$s si&.!er than ,hat9

To""yAn" ,e$!! ha(e ea*h other to than

Vi*toria4or ,hat9

To""y

4or the .enthouse at the


8/23

Vi*toriaCou!" I9

To""y

Trust &e7Vi*toria+ it$!! ,or7

Vi*toriaTo""y+ it ,i!! not7

To""yPeo.!e 2e!ie(e ,hat they see+ an" to&orro, afternoon An"re Casse! is

going to &eet 3uro.e$s greatest fe&a!e i&.ersonator555

Vi*toriaBut An"re Casse! is the 2iggest agent in Paris5 If I$& the greatest+ ho,

*o&e he$s ne(er hear" of &e9

To""y

'ou$re the greatest+ 2ut you$re unno,n outsi"e Po!an"7

Vi*toria

Po!an"9

To""y

'ou$re Count Vi*tor


9/23

Vi*toria'es+ it is7

To""y

At Casse!$s you$!! 2e*o&e a huge star7

Vi*toria

To""y7

To""y

It$s a2out ,hen they thin that you are

Vi*toria

No,+ ho!" it7

To""y

What$s ,rong9

Vi*toria

What$s ,rong9 What$s right9

A ,o&an i&.ersonating a &an i&.ersonating a ,o&an9

To""y

%ar!ing+ to *on(in*e an au"ien*e an au"ien*e that an i!!usion is rea!+the &agi*ian *reates a .!ausi2!e "i(ersion+ Count


10/23

sensationa! true uni=ue ta!ent of this *entury+ the one an" on!y>

Vi*tor7

Ma!e )inger

$Bout t,enty years ago ,ay "o,n in Ne, Or!eans

A grou. o$fe!!as foun" a ne, in" of &usi*An" they "e*i"e" to *a!! it555

A!!Jazz7

Ma!e )ingerNo other soun" ha" ,hat this &usi* has

Before they ne, it+ it ,as risen $roun" the ,or!"

The ,or!" ,as rea"y for a 555 ne, in" of &usi*

An" no, they .!ay it fro& )tea&2oat ).rings to La PazThere is a story that 2egan in Ne, Or!eans

A2out this !a"y ,ho "is*o(ere" this &usi*

)he fe!! *o&.!ete!y in !o(e ,ith555

A!!

Jazz7

Ma!e )inger

No one has !o(e" it !ie this !a"y hasThis "ate a,ay the !a"y tra(e!e" $roun" the ,or!"

'ou on!y see her ,here they$re .!aying this &usi*

That$s ,hy they$(e seen her fro& )tea&2oat ).rings to La Paz

Jazz has an es*ort to gi(e her ;azz &u*h ;azz555

Vi*tor

Oh+ 2a2y+ ,on$t you .!ay &eLe Jazz Hot &ay2e

An" "on$t e(er !et it en"

I$!! te!! your frien"s it$s rea!!y so&ething to hearI *an$t sit sti!! ,hen there$s that rhyth& near &e555

A!so+ 2a2y+ Le Jazz Hot &ay2e

Was ho!"ing &y sou! together5

%on$t no, ,hether it$s &orning or nightOn!y no, it soun"ing right

)o *o&e on in an" .!ay &e

Le Jazz Hot &ay2e$Cause I !o(e &y Jazz555

Hot7

A!!

Before they ne, it+ it ,as risen $roun" the ,or!"


11/23

The ,or!" ,as rea"y for a ne, in" of &usi*

Vi*tor

An" no, they .!ay it fro& )tea&2oat ).rings to La Paz7

A!!Won$t you .!ay &e 555

Jazz hot+ 2a2y555

%on$t555!et555it555en"7

Vi*tor

I$!! te!! your frien"s it$s rea!!y so&ething to555

A!!

I$!! te!! your frien"s it$s rea!!y so&ething to555

Hear7

Vi*tor

I *an$t sit sti!! ,hen there$s that555

A!!

Rhyth& near &e7

Vi*tor

$Cause I !o(e &y Jazz555Hot7When you .!ay &e Le Jazz Hot+ 2a2y

'ou$re ho!"ing &y sou! together

A!!%on$t no, ,hether it$s &orning or night

On!y no, its soun"ing right

Vi*tor

)o *o&e on in an" .!ay &e

Le Jazz Hot+ 2a2y$Cause I !o(e &y Jazz Hot

Lo(e555Jazz555

Hooooooooooooooooooot7

Le Jazz Hot7

Paris Maes Me Horny 0 To. 1

Nor&a

Pooieeeeeeeeeeee7

#ing


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'eah7

Nor&a

Hurry u.7

#ingWhat$s the rush9

Nor&a'ou no, ,hat they say+ ,hen in Paris555

#ingIt$s ,hen in Ro&e7

Nor&a

No+ Ro&e &aes &e hungry555Paris &aes &e555hu&555horny7Ro&e &ay2e hot+ se6y it is not7

Paris is so se6y ri"in$ in a ta6i


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Oh+ yeah7 Paris &aes &e555 oh+ oh+ oh555Puy7

Crazy Wor!" 0 To. 1

Crazy ,or!"

4u!! of *razy *ontra"i*tionsLie a *hi!"

4irst you "ri(e &e ,i!"

An" then you ,in &y heartWith your ,i*e" art

One &inute ten"er+ gent!e+

Then te&.era&enta! as a su&&er stor&Just ,hen I 2e!ie(e your heart$s getting ,ar&er

'ou$re *o!" an" you$re *rue!

An" I$& !ie a foo! trying to *o.e

Trying to hang on to ho.e555Crazy ,or!"

3(ery"ay the sa&e o!" roa" a*ross to ri"e

But I$(e got &y .ri"eI ,on$t gi(e in

3(enthough I no, I$!! ne(er ,in

Oh+ ho, I !o(e thisCrazy ,or!"

But I$(e got &y .ri"e

I ,on$t gi(e in3(enthough I no, I$!! ne(er ,in

Oh+ ho, I !o(e this

Crazy Wor!"7

#ing$s %i!e&&a 0 To. 1

I$& gonna ha(e "inner ,ith her+ ,ith hi&+ tonight)o+ ,hat$s the 2ig "ea!+ it$s not a 2ig "ea!+ a!! right+ a!! right7

)o ,hy a& I shy as a s.otte" fa*e" i" in a high-s*hoo! .ro&9

Why9 I$!! te!! you ,hy555It$s 2e*ause I "on$t no,Where this *razy "a&e+ this Vi*tor guy+ is *o&ing fro&7

That$s ,hy7

I a& a guy ,ho no,s hi&se!f so I rea!!y "on$t gi(e a "a&n

I$" ne(er 2e in !o(e ,ith a &an+ 2ut ,hat if I a&9I &ean &e555Ah7


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I$(e ne(er 2een ,rong a2out "a&es+ not on*e in &y !ife

If I ha" 2een ,ea in 2e"+ I$" 2e stu* ,ith a ,ife7But not &e555Not #ing

My !ife has 2een one s,eet .er.etua! f!ing

I$(e .!aye" so &any ga&es

4an the f!a&es ,ith !ots of "a&esAn" I$(e !an"e" the 2!a&e for ea*h "a&e ,ho *!ai&s

I$(e tri*e" her555

But no, at !ast I$& in !o(e for Vi*torMay2e I shou!" see a "o*tor

Wor an" ta! to other !a"ies

Ti!! they get &e out of to,nMay2e tae a !ong (a*ation ,ith so&e a..etizing *hi*

To !ift &e u. ,hen I a& "o,n

Or &ay2e I shou!" fa*e the &usi*


15/23

I nee" to .ut an en" to a!! this ho, an" ,hy7

I nee" to no, !ie 2oth guys nee" an a!i2iI$!! go &yse!f555I ;ust *an$t as a .ri(ate eye

Is the gir! I$& in !o(e ,ith555

A guy999

'ou An" Me 0 To. 1

Vi*tor an" To""y

'ou an" &e

We$re the in" of .eo.!e other .eo.!eWou!" !ie to 2e555

To""y

A !itt!e stro!!ing9

Vi*tor

Why not7

Both

Wan"ering freeWe .resent the in" of .i*ture

Peo.!e are g!a" to see

An" ,e "on$t *are that to&orro,Co&es ,ith no guarantee

We$(e ea*h other for *o&.any

An" *o&e ,hat &ay

'ou an" &e ,i!! stay together'ear after year

Won$t ,e+ &y "ear9

That$s ,hy you an"555

Vi*tor

Me7

To""y

Wa! this ,ay

Vi*tor

Oh7

To""y

I taught hi& e(erything he no,s

Vi*tor

An" that$s ,hy he has so !itt!e !eft+ oh7


16/23

To""yI$!! get you for that

Vi*tor

0,hist!ing1

To""y

Oh+ I !o(e this guy7

Vi*tor

Out7

To""y

Carefu! no,7

Vi*tor

Hu&&555

To""y

T,i*e

Both

Ah555Ah7

To""y

I *an foo! you555

Vi*torNo+ you *an$t7

Wat*h+ To""y7

Hu&&555oo&555%ah "a& "ah "ah7

To""y'ou$re on your o,n+ i"7

Vi*tor

What7 What7 Oh+ To""y7Hu&&555oo&555

BothAn" *o&e ,hat &ay

'ou an" &e ,i!! stay together

'ear after yearWon$t ,e &y "ear

We$!! a!,ays 2e you an" &e555


17/23

We$!! a!,ays 2e you 555

An"555Me7

A!&ost A Lo(e )ong 0 To. 1

Vi*tor

)o+ ,hat "o ,e "o9

#ing

'ou ,ant &e to 2e honest9

Vi*tor

A!,ays7

#ing

I *ou!" ne(er !i(e ,ith you this ,ay5

Vi*tor

Be*ause you are frightene" that .eo.!e ,i!! thin that you$re in !o(e

,ith a &an9

#ing

Right7

Vi*toria

)o ,e ha(e a .ro2!e&555

#ing

I guess ,e ha(e7

Vi*toria

What ,e ha(e here is a!&ost a !o(e song

I$& .erfe*t for you + you$re .erfe*t for &e3(erything they sing a2out ,e ha(e in .erfusion

An" the sa&e sense of hu&or a2out is &ore than &ere i!!usion

#ing)o ,hy are ,e a!&ost a !o(e song9

Why aren$t ,e the song of the year9 %oes the &o&ent go 2y9

Vi*toria

Are ,e frightene" to try9

#ing

If ,e are555&ore$s the .ity555


18/23

Vi*toriaOh+ the i"ea see&s so .retty555to 2e a!&ost a !o(e song

#ing

'ou$re on!y a !o(e song

Both

)o ,here is &y !o(e song &y "ear+ &y "ear7

Vi*toria

)erious!y+ &ay2e it$s for the 2est+ sooner or !ater I$" .ro2a2!y as youto sto. 2eing a gangster+ 2e*ause I ,as ,orrie" a2out e(ery2o"y thining

that I ,as your &o!e5

#ingI$& not a gangster+ I$& a 2usiness&an7

Vi*toriaA 2usiness "oing 2usiness ,ith gangsters *!ai&ing he$s not a gangster?

soun"s a !ot !ie the in" of a*t I "o7 I thin ,e$re 2oth .reten"ers

an" I guess this is not a rea!!y goo" 2asis for a re!ationshi.+ 2ut it,as fine ,hi!e it !aste"555

0she !ea(es15

#ing

One thing is *!ear

Vi*toriaIt$s *!ear

#ingWe$re a!&ost a !o(e song

Vi*toriaWe$re a!&ost a !o(e song

#ing

)he$s so goo" for &e

Vi*toria

I$& no goo" for hi&

#ing

I$& no goo" for her

Vi*toria


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He$s so goo" for &e555I i&agine so&e2o"y555

#ing

I sa, so&eone555

Vi*toriaWho !oos at things &y ,ay

#ingWho !oos at things on &y ,ay

Vi*toriaWhate(er the ,eather

#ing

Whate(er the ,eather

Both

The t,o of us shou!" 2e together

Vi*toria

)o+ ,hy are ,e a!&ost a !o(e song

#ing

Are ,e a !o(e song

Vi*toria

Instea" of the so!o of the year

#ing

But I fau!t for &y fear 555 Wi!! the &o&ent go 2y9

Vi*toria

Wi!! I !ose hi& for ,e$re frightene" to try9

#ing

We$re so frightene" to try555if I "o555

Vi*torIf I a&555

BothThen it$s tragi* if he/ you an" I ha(e to ,at*h &agi*

Vi*toriaTo 2e a!&ost a !o(e song 555'ou$re on!y a !o(e song555


20/23

Both

)o+ ,here is our !o(e song+ &y "ear9

Chi*ago+ I!!inois 0 To. 1

Nor&a

Tren"y tra(e!ers ten" to ta!

Of Lon"on+ Paris+ Ro&e+ Ne, 'orLie on!y they ,ere sty!ish an" uni=ue555

But out in the Mi",est

Is the *ity I !o(e the 2estA to,n so s&art+

Its s.e!!ing stars ,ith> C-H-I-C555Chi*7

Chi*ago+ I!!inois is !ie a shiny toy

The Prarie )tate is .rou" to sayThat it$s its .ri"e an" ;oy

The Win"y City s,ee.s an" *!eans u. your feet555POW7

Its *har& is *o&.!ete555POW7They$re no*in$ you f!at+ this ,ay an" that

On e(ery "o,nto,n street555POW7

The White )o6 an" the Cu2sAn" a!! those .artying *!u2s

Mae !i(ing here a .retty nifty .!oy

)&a* on the !ae+ this is the re.ort7)o&e"ay+ they say+ ,e$!! ha(e an air.ort7

When they say> hey+ I$& fro& Chi+

They &ean Chi*ago+ I!!i555nois7

0).eaing1 Not %etroit+ not %es Moines+ not e(en Pitts2urgh7Poo .oo .ee "oo555Poo .ee "oo .o,70Cheers1

When they say> Hey+ I$& fro& Chi+

They &ean Chi*ago+ I!!inois7

Chorus

Chi*ago+ I!!inois is !ie a shiny toyThe Prarie )tate is .rou" to say that it$s its .ri"e an" ;oy

The Win"y City s,ee.s an" *!ean u. your feet

Its *har& is *o&.!ete

They$re no*in$ you f!at+ this ,ay an" thatOn e(ery "o,nto,n street

Oh555Wo,555Wo,7 Hu&&555Hu&&555Ooh555Ooh7

The White )o6 an" the Cu2sAn" a!! those .artying *!u2s

Mae !i(ing here a .retty nifty .!oy

)&a* on the !ae+ this is the re.ort)o&e"ay+ they say+ ,e$!! ha(e an air.ort

When they say> hey+ I$& fro& Chi555


21/23

They &ean Chi*ago+ I!!i555

Chi*ago is the i!!er555They &ean Chi*ago+ I!!i555

C-H-I-


22/23

Nor&aThere he is+ the Count7 An" he$s Mr5 To"+ the Count$s for&er !o(er+ you

no,9 'ou ,ant the truth+ as the *ount7

)a!'ou as hi&555

Nor&aI a!rea"y no, the ans,er5

)a!Nor&a7

Nor&a

Are you #ing$s !o(er9

#ing

I !o(e hi& (ery &u*h7

Nor&a

Oh+


23/23

Nor&a

Wait7 Lo* the "oor555

Vi*tor

I$(e got a sur.rise for you555Tah taaah7

Nor&a

0)*rea&s1

'ou no goo" t,o-ti&ing son of a 2it*h555He$s a ,o&an7

Vi*tor

'es+ yes'es555

The &ore I !eer

The &ore I see

The &ore I fin"The &ore I *are

The &ore the ,or!" is in"

One thing I *an te!! youLife shou!" 2e your !o(er

He!. you to "is*o(er your reason for 2eing

)oon you ,i!! 2e seeingWhat you$re a!! a2out

Li(ing in the sha"o,s

'ou$!! ne(er fin" outPush a,ay the sha"o,s

The sun ,i!! *o&e out7

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