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Sex:

Your Kink is OK

Plan B:Our Plan

Issueno.002

By and for the students at LondonMet

Gender:

Girls and...

Drugs:

They do: do you?

London Mets:

Slam Dunk!

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Editors LetterTh pa mnh ha bn a buy n. My fng a

achng fm gng knw my kyba wll;

my y a qua fm lkng n my cmpu

cn much an my by n a cnan m

f g, g, g.

A aln a bhn u an h nx n a

alay appachng, w a fnalng h h cn

u f h magazn. Hpfully, wll b abl

pv yu wh a nc bak; nanmn an

qualy nfman whl yu panc v upcmng

cuwk xam yu hav uvv bf h

umm fnally h.

W hav m xcng plan f h upcmng

umm u a wll. Th a l f nng

hng gng n a h unvy h ay an

whh yu n hp hp ck, h hul

b mhng f vyn. Th Sun Unn

lcn a al bhn u wh nw ppl cmng

n ffc a ppl all v h UK a hang

ca h v n h gnal lcn.

Th Vvzn a

nw an l af

f h am g

jn u, a a w

.vvzn@g

A yu pana

mhng n

h w wl? D

? E-mal u a l

I hp yu njy

wll kp pvng

fm an u L

|media activities (verveZine &verveRadio) | democracy |

student council | campaigning for change (24 hour library,

black history month, LGBT history month |

ghting for equality & diversity | student union annual elections

arity work (rag week) | StARs (StudentAcademic Rep Scheme)

d hand book fayre |A.I.R (advice, information, representation)

|societies|

www.londonmetsu.org.uk

How will you

get involvedwith your union?

orth CampusRoom TMG-65a

Tower Building

Holloway Road

hone: 0207 133 4171

City Campus3rd Floor, HUB

2 Goulston St

Aldgate

phone: 0207 320 2233

putting students first

isitusat

22 Charity ShoppingCheap and Charming

16 Staff ColumnsThoughts that lie beneath

09 3Modules...They said no but evidence said yes

MusicPlan BJoey Cape & Tony Slyand reviews

27 Snuffed ItRock the bucket, dont kick it

17 Road to VictoryLondon Mets slam dunk to victory

24 Sex ColumnWhats your Fettish sir?

FilmThe Girl with the dragon TattooUpcoming filmsLondon Met film socand reviews

Lots of Lots of

04 Drugs No Comment

Cpygh 2010. Publh by h LnnMplan Unvy Sun Unn (METSU).All cpygh x wh h nca auh,wn un h Vvzn nam an cannb puc al n any way whuh pcv auh xp pmn.Th publcan f f, nn-cmmcalbun nly.

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Vvzn aff an a clba h un

magazn uccful launch a h Rck ba.

Gu w v f cckal an nack a

h pcally hm pay, whch clba h

publhng f h Vvzn n nw cum. I

wa ga fnally h fu f all h ha

wk h al an gn am pu n, a

Cmmuncan Offc f h Sun Unn, Rh

Panchl.

Im ally happy wh h nw fma a pfcly

n bwn a magazn an a nwpap. I hnk

w fnly hav a h a h Guaan Ma

Awa h ya, h cnnu.

Lnn M Vc Chancll, Malclm Gll, wh

glaly k h ppuny mngl wh un,

jn h fv. Th VC njy pch

wlcmng h nw vn f h magazn fm

Chal Sunbg an Sun Unn

Pn Yah Ahm, an al p wh h

magazn am mmalz h mmn.

Dung h vnng h Vvzn aff han u

h magazn fllw un. Th publcancv ga pn, an Sunbg wa m

han af wh h whl packag: W ha a

ga unu f h Vvzn launch a h Rck.

Th al an pucn am a happy

fnally publh h magazn an hp fuh

vlp n h fuu.

W hp wll b a publcan ha un fn

nng, nanng an ngagng.

Dung a lng an ugh -banng pc h

publhng f h publcan ha bn n hl. Bu

af havng 5000 cp pn h f u,

h Vvzn aff culn b m pla.

Cmmuncan Offc Panchl a: Whn ppl

a malng u an ayng hy lv h nw u

man ha w a ng mhng gh.

Christian Eriksson

Imagn

yu n

a pacu

m. In fla

a l fg ha f

aun yu ankl.

A bx a h m

cn an n yu nam.

In h bx a vc yu.

Nw, yu may wan p h

magazn n h fl an un away

a h pn, hung ha yuv

bn app n a wb f phlphcal

hugh, bu n, yu . Yu ak a

p bah an alk h bx. I call

npp f cnvan yuv ha n h

pa, hwng yu w ha a n lng

qu yu, a h l can hav hf

un yu f. Whh am ubbnly

mv, yu vw hav chang an xplan

why.

In a fw w phlphy h uy f hw

hnk abu a an hw ak yulf

cunl qun abu Eucan, Juc,

Lgc, h Tuh, h G an h Ba. N lf-

hlp bu lf-awan.

Th Phlphy Scy ha x a uch nc

la Spmb. Funng mmb Ala Nman

an h Vvzn wn L Bwa c

bul h Phlphy Scy wh h am

f pang h a f wn. Gvn h

abunanc f phlphy n al lf, hy hav

al akn h a u h mna

m an n h al wl.

Nw, phlphy abu vlpng

g hnkng kll an abu claly wng hm

wn. F h facng ffcul n bnng

h mn aun a ha y unpn

u xpnc, hy hav a cun

an gup. Th gup, hy ay, am

bng m cpln h cun. M

gnal pc wll hf b bugh fwa;

af all, phlph unlay vy apc f lf

an vy g yu may uy.

Phlphy a ba ubjc. I pn yu

unanng whl achng a cu f

cnu by phlph an nay ppl alk,

hlpng yu unan an culva yu wn

pn al-lf uan. A uch, k a

whl g h cy gw. Nw h Phlphy

cy cun wny-fv ca mmb,

wh m bugh hugh h fm h

mmnn mg wh Kng Cllg an Mlx

Unvy Phlphy Scy.

Wh h lk f Pla, Sa, Hgg,

Schpnhau Ruau, h gup m npng

pc a h lmma f Gn (h ffnc

n wha u culu man f mn wmn), h

mhlgcal u f Exnalm an, fnally,h ga a f Phnmnlgy - h uy

f human cncun.

Talkav, h

mmb ba

wh nhuam,

a kng w

m an pa

cun-cncp.

an l an

Th cncn cl

h phlphcal m

h-bun u

ucual lmn

Alhugh h

ubjc whn a

wh u nghbu

Iwn Twlgh an

Ala a kn

n b cn

Wllam Iwn n

Bu f yu g, hy

Th Phlphy Sc

Fay n h Rck

VictorDelvecc

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I lv wh a by call Dav n hall ung my f

ya a a un. H mk majuana gulaly;

m ppl n my hall . A cupl f h flama

k ck n ngh u g hm a b hyp up.

Dav c y u. Ccan n bcam h

lf an h cuch. H pp anng cla,

pp calng an pn h lf lck up n

h m wh h ah. Ck k a hl n vy

pa f h lf. H wn fm bng h jk bng

paan an hnkng vyn wa agan hm. By

h Chma bak, h famly ha pack h uff

an akn hm hm, nv un agan. Hw

cmmn a lk h a Unvy h

ju h xm f h cal?

Bng a un all abu lvng h cazy lf, gh?

Evyn ha a clch f wha h ypcal un

lk: lazy, my, cuffy an ang cl ban

u f a n. Sun hav fv bn aca

wh xcv bhavu cnan payng, bng

nkng, chan mkng. Wha abu xpmnng

wh ug? I ha ju a pa f h un xpnc

mhng ak?

Hw many un hav a n h hall af a full

ay f cla an mk a plff abbl n a ll

ck h an h? Hw abu pppng a cupl f

E bf gng ha nn av n Kng C?

I c pak a numb f Lnn M

un fn u wha h pnn n ug an

un lf wa. I fun ha a numb f un

aw mkng majuana a nhng maj. I vn

bump n a cupl mkng aun un.

2n ya un Mchal a, Smkng w a

mn. I n lk cack hn. I fun h

b a cmmn vw aun h un I pk wh

wh fl ha majuana wan a ha ug.

Smkng majuana can mak yu fl gggly an

happy, wanng a up yu flama wkly

f upply n n ng. I can b a vy cabl

ug an yu fn lag gup f fn

mkng an laughng. Majuana may n hav h

ffc f hn cack ccan bu lk anyhng

ha wn. Excv majuana u c an

la paana, m wng, a lack f mvan

g up an g lcu an - f yu xmly

unlucky mnal lln.

Talkng un aun campu ha ma m

al ha can cal gup a aca

wh can ug. I fun ha Hp-hp ln

w aac mkng w wha hac

Hu av n njy pll ccan.

Th n an xac cnc bvuly an f cu

h a hun f ppl wh n f n

any cagy.

Nanal ac publh by h NHS ay ha

n n fu 16-24 ya l hav m fm

f an llgal ubanc a la nc pmaly

majuana. Bu llgal ug a n h nly ubanc

cpng n h un culu.

Emma Abboh

In cn mnh w hav bn hang abu lgal

hgh, n pacula a ubanc call Mphn.

Mphn cmmnly l a plan f an

aly avalabl. Hwv, un hav fun ha

nng ca a hgh mla ha f ccan.

Mphn nca aln, alkavn

an flng f mpahy. I can al cau

anxy an paan a an a k f

vmulang h ha an nvu

ym cau f. Alhugh lgal

pucha, h ffc a n l

angu han a Cla A ug.

Raln a ban mulang

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IMPACT am (Fm l gh); Sa a Sphn (YPG

Excuv Cmm Mmb), Aneeta Chatlani (Secretary),

Adelola Johnson (Deputy Leader), Anw Bwn (BCS

Cuncl Rpnav) Mehmet Mulla (Press & PR

Ocer), Yangu Jng (Faculy f Cmpung),Emmanuel

Uranta (Treasurer) and Anvar Nazarov (Leader)

teven Robinsonay h 9h f Mach aw h launch f IMPACT,

all-nw ICT (Infman Cmmuncan

hnlgy) nav. I am pv Paccal

f pfnal ucc f anyn lkng a

nvlvng cmpung.

vn k plac n h Tw Bulng, wh

njy pnan fm a numb f ppl,

ung Pf Dmnc Palm-Bwn (Dean of the

ulty of Compung), D Mak Racl (Director of HE

agement of e-skills UK), an Anva Nazav (Leader of

ACT). All f whm pk abu vau pc an

y pcu blw.

vn lf wa hghly nacv. Bh

n an gu ha h ppuny njy

nng pnan by h xp gu

ak. By lnng h xpnc pak,cpan cul gan valuabl nfman abu

k placmn, nnhp ppun an

gam an vn plann f h fuu, am

anc h mplyably f any gauang un

chn ca.

a Nazav, la f IMPACT, annunc: W

u ha IMPACT wll bcm h lnkng plafm

wn u unvy, un an h nuy

w hav ma a uccful launch wa h

cn. Th nav ha ha ga ucc fm

aunch, ganng a g numb f 65 un

mb n h m f xng. Fm h

mb fback h gnal cnnu ha

wul lk IMPACT kp a mla fma

h fuu wkhp. M f h anng

n a al lkng fwa pacpang n

vn f IMPACT an hav cnbu h

n vlpng h nav.

n ay hy can alay hw h

cpan n IMPACT vn an nav wll

gnfcan fac wa bng h fuu

nal vlpmn.

Dan f h Faculy f Cmpung, a wll a

ach fm ha faculy hmlv, a all

png h nav n any way hy can. Thy

ncuag all ICT un un wh

may nvlv cmpung nhanc h

plyably by jnng h nav.

wh an h vn an h launch havay a fn u abu vau nnhp

wk placmn, a wll a la pgam

vn am a vlpng npnal an

n kll. IMPACT plan n cnnung h wk

h fuu hugh vau mna, wkhp,

pn an nuy p.

Nicko Straniero exhibit atMet Commercial Road Library

from the 12 april - 23 april.

Opening hours:Mon to thurs 09:00 to 20:00

Friday 09:00 to 18:30

Alng h plla f 78 Rvngn n h

hypacv Shch aa, un a cbbl wall.

On h wall a wn fam lm a cncpual

pac wh Wa n A aub n . Th wk

lk man-ma, fng pp n pan. Bu n.

Nck San fun h mag nln. H -

applcan f h pc a clac xampl f

apppan an gnan, wh h xplanan

cmng fm h l : Unbmb an bn.

In h gaff wl, xplan Nck, h w

bmbng xp h cvng f a ufac.

Thf, unbmb w manng ha I

havn cv h wall, whch I hav n aly an

bn, whch man alng mn wk, h

a wan ca mhng cmplly nw.

Playng wh h bubbl-hn bunay bwn

cav pc an pnan, play whh fnal mnn f m: mhng ha nc

x ha appa an nw uc. I

alk abu h hy f h gally an abu h

cnval pc f a.

N u whm h wall blng, pu n

cnfm h pc a gnally Banky wk an

b abl pv h pac wh h Dy Squa

Gally unffcally a n 2006. Th mvmn,

a cm fm h vlpmn f pp-up

gall. Th a n f pp up gall an

pcally n h way h nn ca llun,

ll h gally c, h gally ha m

fn an fan han m ablh gall.

Nck San a Lnn M gaua. H

fm pcu culpu, bcmng h man fcu. Sll

wkng n panng, nallan an phgaphy, h

appach a h fak n nvnmnal an mc

lf, amblag, -amblag f cycl maal.

Ung bjc, pcally hugh h pnal h

ubjc xpl: Fak an wh Svn mnmalm.

Cmpn ca n ganc abacn bu ll

la panng.

H fn Lnn M challngng bu uful: I bn

an nng way f xpmnng wh h upp

f my u. Enugh kp yu gng hugh h

wk n pg A . Bu h a nv nugh

xpmnan.

NickoStraniero

Victor Delvecchio

I m a f u lv a bng

akn v by h Appl Phn.

Ak a qun alu an half

h m yu wll cv h

pn: h an app

f ha. Whh ju

a jk an app ally

x, h Phn

pma u lv.

Whl h a many

app ha can b

bugh, a va majy

f hm a f an

ncbly paccal.

Th VvZn ha

ach h app

n h b,

funn an/ m

uful n, an

these are our top

eight favorites:

1Diconaryby Diconary.com: An essenal appfor any student. I un

mhly an ha an easy-

to-use ach fau. I al

ba a Thauu, an an

bcu w f h ay.

2Flashlightby John HaneySoware: Whl simple,h app a lifesaver at night

whn yu can n yu ky

n h bm f yu bag.

Yu can choose the color f

yu ahlgh , whch a

nc uch, alhugh h wh

cn by fa h m uful.

3Tube Map by mxDataLtd: Th app a mufor anyone new to London, an

al uful f any anLnn. I pv an easy-to-

read ub map, a Ln Sau

fau wh yu can check for

delays plann wk, an a

Route Planner.

4NY Timesby the New YorkTimes Company:Th anessenal for any news junkie,

a yu can ach f anacc any acl ha ha vun n h Nw Yk Tm.Whl un a bit slow,h ably save arcles fn an bw h laa wll a m-malacl mak up f .

5DoIncsimple

drawng. backga wll yu al al featureh

6Skypeby Skype SowareS.a.r.l: Th app vymla n yu u n yucmpu, hugh whuh v-cha cmpnn. I ay--u an allw yu call and chat with otherSkype users for free, a wll

mak chap nnanal call.

7Classics by Andrew Kaz& Phill Ryu:Ga for anybook-lover. Opn h app an

n Alc an Wnlan,

P & Pjuc, h Oyy

an h great classics right

at your ngerps.

8Gothh n

yu n

cam

clay,

Glla

ha an

self-m

h f

Th Dgal Ecnmy Ac bng up h u f fl

wnlang - bu h m a wk han l

n.

Th Bll ha bcm law whu al ba,

puh hugh h wah up a Palamn fnh

bf h lcn. Bu p h gvnmn

unmly ha, h nw Ac mply n ha ppula.

Inn Svc Pv n wan , bg play

n h Inn (Ggl, Yah, Bay an h lk)

n wan an, jugng fm h publc acn,

hy n wan h.

Why unlv? Wll, bcau wan cu ff

vc f up w ya, nc ppl cv

h accuan f cpygh nfngmn, a clau

alm nly ca by h h ma nuy. A

bg pblm h ha qu vc pv

mn an can pnal h wh ff

f w-f, hav ha h nn hack. Gvnhw ay can b pf cmpu n,

unlkly p u wnla, pcally

a lgal fm hav alay bn bullyng nncn

ppl.

Th gvnmn al wan chang cpygh law

whu lglan. A Mn, cnanly lbb by

ma cmpan, abl chang h law whu an

pn pc? Hw cul ha g wng?

Th law wll al mak Inn pv pnbl

f any aa ha pa hugh h nwk.

Gvn ha h EU palamn ha alay c

ha h, I an unaccpabl bach f ppl

gh, h Bh gvnmn hang f a clah

wh EU lawmak.

Bu h law n ally h pblm. Th Dgal

Ecnmy Bll pa f a bgg nnanal pblm

h An-Cunfng Ta Agmn. Wha

cunfng hav wh cpygh

nfngmn? A alk a bng a wh h

am ccy a nucla c, ha ay. Bu

appanly puhng f anm b ach f

ppl P lapp f wnla maal

(wh ffnng vc bng y) a pa f

h alk, a a h pa f h Bll cb abv.

Bu h agan pa f mhng bgg.

La ya, a p clam ha 120 blln wa l

cpygh nfngmn. Alhugh h y ma

h fn pag, h pap fg mnn ha

h p, cmng fm Unvy Cllg Lnn,

wa ba n h nuy wn p la ah

han pp ach. Th al amun wa, n fac,

12 blln. A l, f akn a fac valu, bu n m

l han clam.

Manwhl, h Nwgan Schl f Managmn

(an h nc) fun ha wnla a much

m lkly buy muc han h wh n,

makng wnla h nuy b cum.

Online BillsDigits areBad TouchingMark Oxley

Obvuly, h Vvzn n ncuag akng

ppl wk whu puchang. Bu h a w

ba b ha abu chnlgy an cmpan

a xclung h publc fm .

F xampl, cmpan fl cavy by xnng

cpygh law. Dny clac flm w all ba

n (uncpygh) fay al. G g Luca allw

fan mak h wn Sa Wa flm an h

ppl hav gn n b hng. Culu mu

b pc, n lck wn.

iPhone AppReview

What iCpygh nf

wh ppl

(cmmcal mu

mhng h

cmpan). Sm

agh-u llg

ma fl wh

Want to K

Wan Knw M

a Wkpa pag

cvag. Lk f

Ou-Law.cm. Ra

publc whp

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Clbang San Pack Day a mu f un

wanng njy vyhng Ih an gn. Th

vnu: wh l bu Lnn M vy wn hang

u Th Rck.

In full Ih gly ppl w ha

n gn, lpchaun yl. Fac w cv n

clv an awng f h Ih flag. Th vnu

ha kp w an ha bn anfm n a

gn wnlan. Gunn wa flwng, bngng a

fnly amph wh h DJ playng Ih muc

g vyn n h m f a g l-fahn

Ih kn up.

A cmmn f a l f un, h f p f call

wa h ba. Wh pcal Ih hm ff n h

nk uch a Gunn, Baly an c wa ay

pn l han a cupl f pun n a nk. Th

m g wn wll wh h cw whch wa

akng full avanag f .

Th ba aff w n h m f an Ih hw wn,

f h ccan wh anal vz

ha an gn lghng ang h amph

whl wang f a ppl. I wa cw. Th wang

an quung m ak a lng m, bu wh hxcmn, h fnln an buzz f ppl, h

wa wa mwha nanng.

All gu w h clba an hav a g

m an h amph wa n a hgh. Dp

m n knw wh S Pack wa wha h ay

abu, haly ma bcau an xcu

hav a g ngh u.

Katie CrossDaisy Grimshaw

Wng/Phgaphy

Jun, 22, uyng Bun an Makng a Lnn

M ncly umm up h amph f h ngh:

I don know who St Patrick is, but I love him. Hes

bringing everyone together; everyones having a good

time, drinking and wherever that happens Im down.

Th Danc fl wa a, lghly cw, a f gn.

Th DJ mx up h Ih un by blang u cun

anc an RNB ack.

Th `Ih p` wn wn wll whl m, m

cuagu han h, k upn hmlv

hw ff h v anc kll. Th DJ pa a pcal

bu Lnn M un Jann, wh un

23, an ha h bhay wh S Pack Day: Im

Ih my bhay xa pcal f m. All my

fn cm u an clba wh m, h Rck

h b plac g, chap an fnly, an

w alway knw gng b a g ngh, h

a whl pvng ha h Ih gl can nk a pn

f Gunn fa han any Englh by.

Th Rck a a S Pack Day vnu pfc f

un wanng a chap, fnly, buzzng ngh. Th

fl wa cky, h gla w plac an by h

n f h ngh h gn can m a aacky. Hwv, wh ca?

Th ngh wa cnn wh h m an

amph gng fm g ga. Evyn lf

n a hgh an u ay lkng fwa h

nx S Pay Day a h Rck.

3 Modules...follow up Char

Change That Will Happen (Like it or Not)

A cmpl chang n h ungaua g ucu wll b a fac a Lnn

M fm 2012/13. Th cmpl unaun f h g ucu a ul f a

pcal vw a h Unvy.

Th nnn ha w wul mplmn h n 2012/13, h Dc f Acamc

Dvlpmn an Rvw, Jan Fawc, a. Thy wll pbably ak h 20

c mul an w a bulng n h ppuny f 10 c a wll, Jan

Fawc cnnu.

Acamc la f Acamc Plannng an Sun Supp, Rmay Skul

a h ha a mng wh m f h xcuv mmb f h Sun Unn

abu h h-mul ym. Th nal pn wa qu pv acually.

Wv ha w mng fa.

Th Vc Pn f h Nh Campu Sun Unn, Rch Sh, cmmn

n h chang happnng. Th SU an n h Sun Cuncl n upp

h h 3 mul, h wa ma vy cla h acamc ba.

A p ubm h Sun Achvmn Gup n 2008 abu h pbl

avanag an avanag f h nw h-mul ym. Davanag

wh h ym w ln u a, ucn f chc mv h xbly

avalabl f -pgammng l uccful un n way whch upp h

achvmn an pgn.

Oh u wh h h-mul ym, accng h am p, can b,

c aach vampng mul achng vn cp an un canabu h mpac n m mablng/a uag.

Th Sun Unn ghng agan h xnv chang f h ungaua

g ucu. Rch Sh a W blv ha wll c chc, pnally

wa wn un g, cau fuh ham h p acamc anng

f h nun xnally an wh pfnal b, uc cnac m wh

a, uc h acual amun f knwlg an kll gan an ulmaly uc

gncanly h mplyably f u gaua, whch alay h lw n h

UK a 57%.

Th maj chang wll mpac n nw un

chang famwk lk h, mpac nly

Hwv, an xng un can b ac f h

an xng un mgh b ac f hy

ya n uy pa-m m. M lkly

an a ac by h chang wll b abl n

g ucu an ym.

Un h cun ym, h un ak f

cnng f 15 c. Davanag f h y

Ba a pnal la n un ban an

8 mul.

Un h nw ym, h u n wll hav a

bu h gal ha ach mul wll hav m l

lcu m h nanal ana f lan

HOT TOPIC

Th ucn fm fu mul h

ha bn ll n h way f cnulan an

appa hav bn gn.

Vvzn ha wn wc n h u nw.

h ubjc bcau yu hav a gh knwh chang wll affc u puan n h y

ncaly f h b.

Th magazn wan ha yu pnn. D y

ach mul, yu pf a ba uca

gh, ha yu hav a gh ga cn

Emal u a h uual a: l.vvzn@

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James CanlasWhl bulng up h ancpan f a nanw

chlang cmpn n Dcmb, h Lnn

M chlang qua k v h Rck la

mnh hl an aucn.

Th am wa a mny f unfm an

pmpm, bu h m n al a h aucn w

mwha unanal.

On h aucn ngh w a 450. Th

chla l hmlv an play gam, lk

nkng gam, x la gam an ha a w

-h cmpn. I wa fun, a g ngh, a

capan Jnny Wllam.

Wllam lan cn plac n h aucn, bngng

n 50 whl c-capan Snna Al k hm f

plac a h wa l f 125.

Th qua hav gulaly hl vn a h Rck,

wh hy g bh xpnc an xpu.

A Im h chgaph I cm up wh uff a

hm, ach h gl n anng an hn w

pfm n h Rck a Bakball gam. I

ju g awan, an h gl g chanc

pfm n g h pfmanc pacc

bf h Wn Wnlan ch cmpn n

Dcmb. I a mav chlang cmpn

f all qua n Ban whch ak pa n Cyal

Palac ach ya, Wllam xplan.

Af ugglng launch h qua la ya, whn

nly a fw fn f Wllam an Al hw up a

h yu, h w h ya hav manag g

h am up an unnng.

Wllam a: In Spmb w gng g

u unfm, w naly hav nugh mny f

hm. W wll al hav nw yu an hn fm

Spmb Dcmb, all w gng wk n

Wn Wnlan. Tha u h m am.

F many a Lnn M, unng af h Ea

hlay man havng fcu n cuwk an

xam. F a can gup f un, h cncn

a much ga wh wll h chln b whn

h pan uy?

Th ugn qun vn by h Vc-Chancll

cn cl Hny Ra nuy facl.

San nx h unvy, h facl

mply 10 aff an pv ca f 48 chln,

wh m n h wang l.

Th facl, h la f h, wll man pn unl

July 2010 h n f h ucan ya. Thn

wll cl .

Th cn wa gnally akn n la 2009 by

x-ha f Sun Svc, Jul Walkng, wh

cb h cn a h w hng I ha

. Th qun f clu wa hn -pn,

wh UNISON pvng a p n an amp fn

alnav clu. Bf h Ea hlay

Vc Chancll Malclm Gll fnally annunc

h cn cl h facl.

T h avag yung, chll un, chlca

facl a n gng b a bg u. Bu h

unvy pa f h Wnng Pacpan

pgamm, manng ha k pv hgh

ucan h wh an h uual un.

Th nclu mh an ngl mh an, pplwh a vy much a k f whawng fm

unvy f affabl chlca n avalabl.

Accng h Sun Unn, h nuy v

bh campu. Sun a happy avl half

way ac Lnn bcau chap, a SU

Cmmuncan Offc, Rh Panchl. H al

vc cncn v h clu. Sun nw

m han v a bng caugh n a pvy ap

hy mply can aff [anh nuy].

On pan a a fanac nuy. My n

acually c whn I cm cllc hm bcau h

n wan g hm.

Lnn M cnfm ha fm mply wll b

hlp fn nw jb hugh h Rmply vc,

bu pan ll lack pn. Th nuy clu

wul man ha h u wul b vn n m

xpnv ca, pbly m han hy can aff.

In h f mng wh h Sun Unn, Gll

a h u f h nuy ha n, ayng

ha h wa acually up fw un u

h nuy. Hwv, h vc blv

hav bn havly vubcb. In an, h

UNISON p ccz h unvy, clamng ha

ll wa n pm h facl nnally.

Th UNISON pnav f Lnn M, Max

Wan, ha bn campagnng pvn h clu.

In an mal all Lnn M Unn mmb, h

a p upp fm h Lnn Enp

Offc aff; p hun f gnau hwng

upp; p pm upp fm h cuncl;

p h fac ha h nuy ha a G

OFSTED p (wh Ouanng lmn); p

all f ha, Malclm Gll hung h n

ucan ppun a Lnn M f pan.

I blv ha h cn cl h nuy wa

pa f a plan uc c u h unvy

funng c. Fgu ugg ha h nuy ana a fc f v 300,000 a ya alhugh h

UNISON p clam ha h unv fgu

w cnfung an ha cnfm.

Th Faculy f Cmpung SAR, Cla Lck,

qun h clu n lgh f h Rck

fubhmn. In an mal h Vc-Chancll, h

w I wn f hy [un] wll b cmf

n h fac ha hy hav a nc fubh un

ba nk n?

Alnav pp

nuy p p

ubm h

h nuy f

bun un,

SU Cmmuncan

a f h nuy

h funng bw

H al cb

unvy, ayng

a Unvy ha a

m.

Whn h Vvz

f cmmn, h

Chlca, Sun

Rlan, Lnn

unabl pv c

bn pay h

. Th Vc-Chanc

mal, alhugh h

h ha ma a a

Th amn a

clu f h Nu

mna by a

way f cvng

h c. Only by

a lag pcnag

hm h uh pc, an n

mmb can g

uby lvl b m

h funcn f a pu

Th Faculy f C

qun h cl

fubhmn. In a

w I wn f

n h fac ha h

ba nk n?

Tm Knck,

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Th wl ll n cn an ay wha yu

u all n m f way. Sm f u hav l

valu an m cann aff n a plac

Hwv, n ju h fnancal c h

call cn. Th cav wl ha al

ffn way cmpa h . F na

amac p n al bu a n nw mu

h am m f h la cnmc fall whn M

ha akn a nw npnn un wh ban

npnnly bcau bgg labl wll n

Vual a ha akn a nw un wh h f

cn an a f h cn. Bu n

wh ppl havng a lack f fun buy u

h mak f ang lv hugh h whn

Haun Ta wn Allan Gav, wh ha

Hllway Ra a fw mnh ag, alk ab

f n a cy f cnmc pn.

Allan Gav n a ff n h a

h alway wan mhng cav

lluan bf launchng ff n h a

n all a w h hy gh a

nc.

Bf h cam Hllway Ra, Gav w

wll ablh palu. H blv ha p

cann pn a much mny, n all n

uggl pn up a nw bun. Th hacm fm h cn, uch a m ff

w manag g a ally nc hp a

f cum. Wh h ang palu b

bun n h plac? Wh Gav pvuly

ca f akng cum fm h h

gh hp.

A fw ya ag n vyn ha a; wa m lnk wh ck muc,

pcally mal, wh ck a cv n hm. Bu cnly h ha bn a

hug n hm amng wkng cla ppl. I m yu cann b m

han n ya fm n. Wh gl gng hm n h lw back, guy gng

mhng bal n hw ff h xm z f h upp am, a

a vywh ay. Whn pakng n hw h ang wl ha mv

away fm h ck muc gn, Gav xplan, I bcmng m ny,

an bng m m yp f ppl.

Bcau a a f lf (unl yu fancy h panful la mval amn),

hy a pcu hng ha ak a l f hugh an cn makng bf

acually gng n un h ll. Th a hwv m ppl n h wl wh

lack cmmn n an wll n up wh mhng mbaang u ng

unk mhng mla. A h ha a fa amun f hm, Gav alk abu

h manng f h nk. Sm hav a manng, bu m a al jk. If yu a

an Anal fan, yu a ll an Anal fan wh whu h a, whn

cm up a I n ally mn, h a wh a ml n h fac.

I a unqu a fm ha ha n v h ya, mayb u h cncp f

clby wh h lk f Dav Bckham an Anglna Jl pnly gng a

an hwng hm ff h publc. Th wl may b n a fnancal pn a

h mmn bu ha l a ng, vn whn h a wl. By bng a

ll anng nw palu, Haun Ta a fn xampl f h, bcau h

pv ucm f h cn ha ff hm flaun h gvn aln.

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Poetry

I Wh I RmanMaya Salaa

Eagl y fxa n h wnw pan, yl

uch, n an cnn.

Yu han n a famla whl ng n h

cn f fa, my ha mly flang n pac.

Only n yu am wll I v fl af, by yu I

wh I man.

Sw call u, yu man af; Sul pak u, I

man af.

Apphnv, w mak u u y n cnnc,

ach by chc h pan ll an.

Th wlng nc blm b yu, a

yu accla, hy wh n pa.

Ou y fnally cnnc, w a an a

Thn haach un, u hugh cll

wh plnu.

Th bf mmn f u ha n m f w;

nwn n yu mbac I wh I man.

ang my fng an

h ha wh pla

v a a fal ba

lwly, lwly xcucang,

pnk flh cnum, py bubblgum pnk

my aln

han n, m han lvn

yu call ah n h uk?

fgv yu

m a my gln cag

my lmb fall n b an pc

, wh, a fggy bm

wll

ff fm h n a gay, angy fl

n hzn h

h n un wam h nc f hpl wh h

full f camng g ll

, mchanz nau

k by bck I ug wh chpp fngnal

nnl upwa

ng h un wll f h ah

cau f u funan

n mhng

phap

u hng I hav y knw

upn a clff

an ahquak al my lf

p fm h gun

lan n h ky

c h can

h mach f all my fa

l I hav aca h m ha

w m an unmly wl

I wll nv b f knw

mv m fm h mn

n a h un

h a n by n

w I am n nfn

cann m h hugh

ca m un vyhng l whn m

lv n my kn, vn whn my maw

much wa fun whn I l yu

I wll bak vy bn whn m v yu

m wh yu mn ha bugh yu hal m

am n

I hav alway bn lca

h faly ha vl m

n b annhla

m, laly an n h pa

wh b a b

ply

m human a munan

whav h cau may b lackng

pacy, b mnal phycal

Yumna azam.

Th lf yu ch f yulf n yu blng

h,

I wha yu mak yulf h wha yu uly a

fm h ph f yu c,

I lk a h m, h pnu llun f mylf

ha yu lf m wh,

An wn, am whng n nhng?

A pn nc blh, lah, wha yu ma

f h.

Yu a unuchabl.

I fa l cvabl han wng

Than h ably uly, acually

An lally b abv

Smm I a cna

An mm I am app

Bnah n pag

On a w ha b an a my flh

An paalyz my bn

Bu I bak n a pl f l

Unfamla yllabl an accn

Swvl lk a clck

An ck an ca

An I wll g wh hm

Sn, n.

III.

On n f my many bkn mnng

I wk Bb Dylan

Pmang my ban

An

F a vy bf fam f wha w f a m (

vy fckl, lppy)

I un

Wha I n fac un I cann cmplly

cmphn

Bu wa mhng uly acc

An I wa f h muc ak

M back n ay, any ay

F n many mnng

T wak up wh an mpy ha

Bgn bcm vy lnly

An lav much pac f cnmplan

An vn, h ang ha lv n

Unchck hugh

I p a pn p n h ca f my ban

An fun h m bauful ng f w

N Englh, n a pkn languag

Thugh pak n anh alm cmplly

An I hav many m pa hugh

my h

T n aval, h.

IV.

I hav g back h ay

W pck blub

Ou ha n h ky

Ou han n h gun

F I lf my ul n ha fl

An may b a whl, ally qu m mBf I v

14

Whn h f cam u, h wan all ha fh, bu

nw Lay Gaga backng a nw banch f clby.

Whn Ju anc an Pkfac cam u, h

Nw Yk ng/ngw pv h ha m

pnal. Hwv, ppl hav agu Gaga, wh

al nam Sfan Gmana, ha mph n

mby uncgnabl wh h a u a.

Nw clamng b a fahn l ml, nkng

u f a acup an f cu (my favu) h

nu lakag f h v umung h b

a anxual labllng h a wha my bh lk

call L Gaga. Th nwfun au wha

I call h hck fac. Gmana n an .

Sh ha pck up n h; lvang vy ang

au h can mu cv ann f any

kn f fm.

Thnk Im bng hah? Sy, bu h DOES pnly

am ha h a pu fak. N nly n h Ba

Rmanc lyc, bu n an nvw wh alk hw

h, h fabulu Elln DGn. Wv n h

walk n a club wh hug hn, a lac ha

cvng uf, a Km mlh gamn

an a la ma f bubbl. Sh n Vvnn

Ww hugh. Call m cazy, bu fa I n

fl np lk Bg B.

Sh a bah f fh a fahn an muc. I

hnk h ju wha w n n h 21 cnuy,ay Al Day, a Fahn Makng un. Fm

un Danl Ba ha a vy ffn ak n :

Whn Im wachng TV wh my a an h cm

n, I cng. I fl mbaa bcau h n f

u gnan l ml.

Akng ppl abu h mak m al ha mayb

wv jug h n--b-24-ya-l quckly.

I upp wll ju hav accp h pcula a-

lv an h nvabl ucc.

2010 an mpan ya f h UK. In aly May,

un cul hav uncmfabl xpnc f

bng cu by plcal pa whn hy ha

ca h v n h gnal lcn.

Th qun whh h cuhp wll wk.

Vng amng yung ppl h lw f all ag

gup; ju un 40% f h bwn 18 an 24

n 2005. In w amng mn; abu

62% f wh v, wh nn-wh 15% l lkly

v. B u wh h pa alm nck an nck

n h pll an many ppl vcng a v

nn f h abv, plcan wll uly hav

lk f v n unuual plac.

Plcan may lk a Baack Obama campagn,

whch ucc n pa by ncuagng unu

amng n an mn, ypcally aban

fm US plc. Of cu, h campagn wk by

pvng a cana abl cnvnc a llun

Amca ha h wa an alnav plc a

uual. Tny Bla ha alay u ha ln v h

an, whl m hng g b, h Iaq wa

an h c cunch c Bla amp.

Thugh h gvnmn m an unabl

g a pp hanl n ma, h Cnvav

hav cnnually fal cnvnc ha hy can

mpv h nan. P a f h h Cnvav

wn pblm. Dav Camn ha y pv ha

unppula au hav bn lf bhn. Th

nan may b n h cup f fulfllng a am f

ung Labu, bu nw fac wh mm f

Hang Manla, ac , Pll Tax, Scn 28, h

bazn laz, all mm fm h la m h

Cnvav w n pw.

Th may b ll a ya f chang - h ppulan

may ch wn pah.

Look out for Vervezines full analysisof the general election in issue 3.

Mark Oxley

ElectionColumn

Spng ju aun

ll w ang c

u clan u u

m f clhng h

hnkng, f pn

n xn h pac

F h f yu h

cull mn m

h pn wh y

pn. Ok, nally

nav, an I can

wan ax my f

Tak Facbk f

bgn clu w

an yu ag b

( m lk a g

f bng ubjc

puc a yu?

fn l wn. R

n cullng w f

Th yp f cullng

n mhng f

ppa f h m

lanhp wh h

wa. I ha knwn

u nacn m

h wn hpp

n h wn.

Th nly m I a

mnh whn hy c

u an hugh h

man f acc

np hng n h

h nx ay hw

pbl, I ah

Thy ac ju h

l h bu I n y

ln whch I wa fu

hm ha hy hav

ally vn pak a

byfn mula

Hwv, fu w

bnf f my c

. If yu n

ff hn why h

an ngy?

Smm a fn

a yu hugh w

u, ju n h

n a fnhp ca

ncay. Alh

cm by, cng

b f all

lf yu hav b

A

Kerris Gibson

Poetry

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TOUGH ROAD TO GLORYJAMES CANLAS

r fellow students,

cm h cn publcan f h Sun

n VvZn. I a plau hav huny ha m f my xpnc a

n an Lnn mplan Unvy

n v h la nn mnh.

Wh a vy ffcul a n July la ya, w a

ll ugglng achv u gal. Gal ha I hav

pm achv n my n-ya p f ffc

a Pn an Unvy Gvn.

W hav m ucc ll yu an al

m un-uccful. Wh h Sun Unn havng

vy lm uc an a ffcul ganzanal

culu whn h unvy, vy unlkly f h

SU ffc ucc n vy apc ha w am

f. Nv hl w a ahn u gal.

Ou man am f h ya ucu h

Sun Unn nu ha fnancally

an lgcally npnn. W wll b ng

h by gng h Sun Unn a a CIO

(Chaabl Incpa Oganan) wh h

Chay Cmmn. Th mav gananal

chang wll al nvlv -wng u Sun

Unn cnun fm cach manng ha w, a

un an mmb hav a gln ppuny

hav a fh a. Th SU Excuv am an I hav

pn many hu n mng wh h Unvy

nu ha w can lav u lgacy knwng ha u

SU can uly b npnn.

I am gla ay ha a h m f wng h acl

h Ba f Gvn ha appv h ppal

ha w ubm f h SU b a CIO.

Wh h cun Hgh Eucan nanal annnal fnancal c, h ya ha bn vy

challngng f h Sun Unn an h

Unvy. La Dcmb wh upp fm h

Saff Unn (Unn & UCU) an h Nanal Unn f

Sun (NUS) w manag gan h bgg

mnan a h Mga bulng n h

hy f Lnn M. Th m wa n pn

h amnng acl whch Th Inpnn

nwpap publh ayng ha h gvnmn

(Hfc) han p funng Lnn M a

ha l cnfnc wh h way h unvy

wa bng gvn by h Ba f Gvn an

Sn Manag. I uly a ham ha w w

pu n uch a pn mna agan u

wn unvy an n my pnn hul b h

vy la . Nvhl w ha fgh f

u ucan an hw h BOG ha w hav b

akn uly.

Nw m f all f u wk gh bul

h puan an mag f h unvy ha

w hav l v many ya fm h canal f

un aa qualy. I blv h gh m

hav a nw a wh nw hugh an a

gan h puan f h unvy ha w ha

ung h mg f w pmnn unv

UNL an LGU n 2002. Ou nw vc chancll,

Pf Malclm Gll ha ag ak Lnn

Mplan Unvy fwa by pacpang n

h nanal ankng abl an I upp h wll b

vy cabl a wa pvng g qualy

ucan an hpfully a ppu fuu f all

h un a Lnn M.

All h b ..

eashir Ahmedn f h Sun Unn 09/10

un Gvn

16

Spo

Whch f

Englh P

Anal

Chla

Manch

Team Fo

Anal

F: A

yung

ha

xcllnc

pa a

Bg Fu

Fabga

h club

Agan:

an cn

Gunn

mfl

Chla

F: P

amn

club b

fn f

cupl

Ballack,

Agan:

cnv

n pch

a

cn p

kp

may b

lf h

Manch

F: Man

play n

kll f R

Fnan

a han

Agan:

Rnal

h plac

galy

pfm

Th Lnn M cul fnally lf h Nanal Cup

af a cl mach agan Manch Magc,

ung h Nanal Fnal a Cyal Palac Sp

Cn la mnh.

Th Nanal Cup h quvaln f h FA Cup f

Fball. F anyn lk Au Nha, wh capan

h am vcy an wa nam h M Valuabl

Play f h mach, h byn magnan.

A pu Nah a, Th ya w ha m up an

wn ung h an, bu vyn ha pu a l

f wk n anng ng h pa a a ppaan

f h mach an ally makabl ha

vyhng pa ff,

H cb h anng, cpln an panc

qu f hm b n p fm. Bacally, u

pacc a nn. W nmally u pacc

mach ung h wkn an ung h wk,

m phycal anng lk unnng.

Bh am a h la hughu h mach.

Dung h f an h qua, h M fun

ha cnan Sphn Gll, wh ban an

anhng 31 pn. Nah wa c whn ak

abu Gll: Bf h gam, w knw wa gng

b ugh bu w ju fcu an play uagy n h b pbl way w knw.

Ak abu wha h hnk f h gwng au f

bakball n h cuny, h a Th au f h

gam mpvng pcally nw ha h Olympc

cmng, hy mak an ff f gng a g

nanal am. Al, h a qu a numb f

yung play fm h cuny wh g cllg

n h US lan m abu h gam. S I hnk

w gng h.

Th upp fm h un f Lnn M ung

h gam mp hm. Th amun f upp

ha bn amazng. Th gam n knwn cmpa

fball, cck ugby bu ng h un

upp u an h wmn f h Chlang

cy ncbl.

Bng h M Valuabl Play f h mach ha al

man a l f pu ucc; T b an MVP

man ha yu knw hw wk wh h am.

Yu n a gup f guy wh can u yu an l

yu an n h ag bcau hy blv yu can

lv f hm. I ak a l f ha wk a wll

n my pa wh yu n b f by anng an

gng h gym gulaly.

Ak abu wha avc h can gv n h yung

play wh a pana abu h gam, h a,

Yu n wk ha. Nby gng gv

hm vyhng. Thy n mpv h gam

by pung an ff n anng. Thy hul alway

am hgh. Th h nanal lagu, nnanal

lagu vn h NBA u h.

Wnnng h Nanal Tphy ju h bgnnng

f h am. Rgh nw hy a hpng ach

h play-ff a h Nanal Champnhp an,

hpfully, wn h much cv l. I may havbn a ll-ca f h M, bu a h n

f h ay, hy hav pvn ha h m ffcul

pah la p an gly.

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS FROM LONDON METROPOLITAN UNIVERSITY

ent Council is made up of 46 seats where students from all areas of the University come together to form the governing body of the Students Union.

10 Seats Executve Commiee of Elected officers

6 Seats Independent Student Council Members

13 Seats Societes (affiliated)

13 Seats Department Reps (StARs)

4 Seats Co-opted members

tudents are welcome to sit as observers.

a new Students Union executve elected, this is YOUR chance to come forward and have your say to make the SU work for YOU. For more

maton contact Eddie, e.rowley@londonmet.ac.uk

Clothes Swap @ HUB 5-8pm

Bring your old clothes and bag as many new clothes as possible for a fiver (5)

All remaining clothes will be donated to Oxfam

Robin Hood Vs W@nkr Banker Party @ HUB 9pm tl 2am

Dress up as the peoples champion or an overly paid banker. In support of The Robin Hood Tax

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may hnk fm h l ha h acl

wmmng. Gu wha; yu a wng. Yu

hav n m f h nwn chncal

w f m f h play ung a mach. Th

bl fancy fwk f Can Rnal, h

ppng acbac vlly f Wayn Rny

ap h lhal chnqu an bblng kll f

fanc Zla a ju fw f h lng l f h

amazng lgnay fball mv v gac

pm lagu.

u, w hav h pp l f h m

acful fball cha whn cm

nqu. Yu may al hav mmb alm

y ngl way f hw play ac whn hy

accu f vng (.. bggng wh h lk f

cnc, gu f Wha? M? phap h

f fng nyng h blaan v ncang

h f g wng). H, w xamn

w culp wh hav ma h ART OF

NG.

The Runner Ups:

Svn Ga (Lvpl) - Th Fg Dv

Th Lvpl ac may b mnang h mfl a

m bu h al h chnk n Pa amu whn

cm h unhan acc f hwng hmlf

n h pch makng hm lk lk mn wh

cach a fg.

D Dgba (Chla) Th Rll-On Dv

Mak n mak f h guy! A fc b ckn

wh whn cm fnng h n. H may b

ng a an x bu h al a lgh a a fah.

Eh yu uch hm n, h wll ll fall. I

a ham ha a ng, capabl play lk hm

mm u hay acc ju g ul.

Rllng n h cn an makng u ha

n bl cmng u f hm mak vn m

cnvncng. Sy Dg, n h m ma!

Chan Rnal (Ral Ma) - T h Pugu

Sgnau Dv

Bhn h fancy fwk an chky gn an

xp vng mn. Can unubly p

h cla whn cm ng h A. N I ay

m? An A f ha!

Eua a Slva (Anal) Th I am flyng Dv

Th m alk- abu gam f Anal an Clc,

whch wa wn by h fm 3-1 n aggga ha,

cu plac n fball l f vng canal.

Th culp, Eua a Slva allgly v n

wn a pnaly.

And the Football Diving Oscar goes to:

Alb Glan (Fnna) - Th Wh Am W

Opn Dv

Tu b h w v v by a fball n h

hy f Champn Lagu an fball n gnal.

Wh n play aun hm, h ll manag

hw hmlf n h pch hpng wn a pnaly.

H pbably ha hugh h galkp wa bhn

hm. Wll, gng a yllw ca uly pv hm

wng!

A fDvng

14h f Mach mak h a f a nw Fmula 1

an bll b n f h b n ya. I ha all

h makng f a Hllyw blckbu fm h all

a ca h ngung yln ha play

u v h nx gh mnh.

Th ffan acvy ha caugh h ann wh

h un f mayb h p ga v n

Mchal Schumach. Th nwly cwn Champn,

Jnn Bun, jn h man h k h l fm,

Lw Hamln, a McLan cmpl an all Bh

v ln-up.

Wh a h f nw am an nw chncal ul

lk n -fullng an mall y h acng fan

wa pm a hllng an f mng acn.

Unfunaly h ac lf un u b ju

plan bng. Th ya Hllyw blckbu wn

fm Oca bun Razz why n h pac f

w hu.

S wha ally wng wh F1?

Th acng a h Bahan Gan Px wa nhng

m han a pcn, bu h F1 fan hul b

u h by nw. Gn a h ay f v

havng pc bal f pn up an wn h

fl. Th ha bn plac by h v wh h b jb a qualfyng bng m m h ac

wnn, unl mchancal faul cnp agan

hm.

Th wn h FIA (Innanal Aumbl

Funan) mn cu c an ana h

p, bu uch an acn fl lk a cnacn f

wha h p an f.

Fmula 1 wa alway cn h pnnacl f

m p ha wa puhng h buna wh

nnvav an nw chnlgy. Nw w a a

ca ha a all funamnally h am whch

hul lgcally hav guaan xcng vng.

Ina f havng ca nw lcnc wzay,

ngn hav fn way aun fuangly

cnfnng aynamc ulng, ulmaly makng a

ffcul ak fllw anh ca l aln vak

.

S wha h makng by whn h n

al acn? Tha ay, fabca m. In xchang

f n-ack ama n v wh p lan gp

an cnvy. In am fghng, manufacu

accung ach h f chang hn uhng cach

up wh ach h whn h allgan a fun

hav n gun.

Ll nhng wh acual acng an h

h al pblm wh h p ay. I ha gn

fa away fm wha man b abu. Unl

Fmula 1 gvn a maj chncal vhaul, wll

cnnu nly nan h wh a n

n bng l a mv an h u F1 fan wll pc

wha hy a Bahan, un ff h TV an

ak wha ally wng wh F1?

Wha Rally Wng wh F1?

Canla

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Phllp Laba

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Laly, Iv bn hnkng abu x a l. An n, I

n man n h bblcal, nc-vy-x-cn

n. N, Im fng h cagan f h

x. Smn D Bauv, Jan-Paul Sa lng-

m cmpann an h mh f xnal

fmnm, nc a ha On n bn, bu ah

bcm, a wman; an I hnk h may hav ha a

pn.

F wha acually fn a pn a blngng a pacula x? Ill n ha a h pn ha

yu pbably hnkng f bvu anamcal

ffnc. Hwv, h ncn an

alway a cla-cu a n mgh hnk. Th ,

n fac, m vnc ugg ha a phycal

ncn bwn h x n, ncaly, a

human unval.

Accng Amcan blg Ann Fau-

Slng, ma ha h pcnag f

h human ppulan bn wh hmaphc

chaacc aun 2% - a faly gnfcan

numb whn gang an n pc; ju v

133 mlln n fac.

S vn hugh h bnay vn f h x

mhng f a fal chmy, why ha w

cnnu h mal/fmal ncn

havly pmang cy?

W gnally hnk f ulv nw a pgv,mvng byn h alm f h Vcan, xual

nqualy. Hwv, w ll fn wmn bng pa

an avag 17% l han mn an, n h ca f

hmaphm, c cnnu agn bab

wh ambguu gnala an accp x; h va

majy f avng am a a ypcally mal

fmal mgaphc. Th -call bal f h

x ll vy much acv. Ill gv an xampl:

Rcnly, I wa wkng a a pub n Ilngn. I g

la an a gup f guy w pppng up h

Models:AlmeliaandElle

N n Gn an Sxual Iny

ba. On f hm uck up a cnvan wh m n

h ubjc f chln. H ju pl

up wh h lng-m glfn an wa bchng

m abu hw h culn hav k a a ngl man. I

a h pn ha h cul alway y f n m

mpaal wman wh mly wan a pgnancy,

a whch pn h f ppn m (yah, I

knw, vy w cha-up chnqu).

Obvuly, I laugh a hm, an pl ha I nv

ha a manal nklng n my lf an ha I ub I

v wll, whch h hn uh. A whch pn

h man bcam ncbly fnv, accung m

f vng fm my nal nau an pup

n lf a a wman.

Th vn wa by n man a n-ff: bh mn an

wmn hav accu m f h am. Fn f mn

wh a pfcly happy bng clba chll

hav al xpnc mla acn, whch a

m h fllwng pn:

If w acvly v

pup a p

n a l f a ma

a cag

pucv pc

nmal by whh

W hav n f

fl gnunly h

hxual la

pucn ha w

n ngag n h

u f hxua

wh cann p

Th nng hn

wly accp

cmmun a a g

acvly ap

whch m a muc

I hnk w by

placng all mpha

mvng wa h

w all n fm h

h al anw n

bu f mbacng

n n gup m

h mgh v aagan xual nqu

a f nmaly a

n h wwk

gaphy by Ccl Janv

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ucn f h chay hp ha bgun. Sn

havn f unqu wll ul upm n h

h f affabl fahn.

lng ag chay hp w lk upn

n-g aa. I fa ay ha hy w

yp. Th l f phba (bng xm)

yu cul un n f yu pp f

n.

pa cupl f ya hav n m an m

bng pn h gnun pnal fn-han fahn manly u h gwng

g caz. Th a caz ha ha fahna

lng v, wh h ppc f ncmpaabl

a chap pc. A vnag an chay

ffn? N naly; hy cul b .

vng h pbl a ab f blach an

wng machn can hav n a fv-pun-

phnala a fun a fnng h gamn

f. 80 jumpu, w jack, lah h

h 70 pn T-h. Th m-hn

cac nv ca mp. Th b hng

u chay hppng ha hp cnav.

unl jwl yu wll fn hangng fm h

h al!

wn xpnc f chay hppng ha l

cv f bau ha vn Gk Wan wulnyhng g h gubby m n. I bugh a

blaz wh pvkng hul pa (3.60)

m Scp, Svn S a. I hn pucha a

m Mcky Mu h fm h am hp

70).

hav ncun a vlun. Th

an ngav mag ha bn fm by h

n f a wn fm a nw gnan.

Daln hp://alnxfamhp.blgp.cm/

Oxfam ha hwn wha n b n by

bngng chay n h 21 cnuy; hng gg

by a uch a Faby Slm n h bamn.

Spakng manag, Kvn, I ak hm wha h

vw w n h ma.

Weve heard you host gigs here from time to time to

promote charity?

Yah a cupl f ban play; Fa By Slm DJ a h

Oxjam launch whn w f pn a fw ya ag.

Tha wa wna n h bamn bf w fll all wh ck. Yu cam a h gh m, h

anh n n w wk; a alk n clma chang

an m nvnmnal pjc n Pakan. Th

wll b muc, caf acv, ucanal acn,

clh wappng la f ffn hng gng n.

Do many people donate?

W g huan f nan a wk. In fac h

wk h Daln Sup na h l

ppy bx. S w ha l f y l caf ha

ha bn lf n h fl all ngh! Half wa g an

half wa a ll ba.

Do you think the shops popularity is owed to its

location in Trendy-Dalston?

I n ju bcau f ha, ppl n h aa

a nang h clh. W uvv n cmmuny

nan, h cycl lf ppua; cl uff

cm n cl uff g u.

How come everything is quite affordable in here?

I a m avng mau b hn. W hav

uch a hgh unv f ck ha h mply n

nugh m pc all nvually. W lk g

n an ll a fa a w pbly can.

Chck u:

hp://alnxfamhp.blgp.cm

hp://w.cm/OxfamDaln

hp://xfamaln.wp.cm/

hp://alnxfamhp.blgp.cm

Tp Tp f Chay hppng1.Scan f. Yu lkng f amn n h ugh,

n xamn ach nvual m n h al. Scan

hm f clu ppng a h ha an u

yu.

2. Ppa. Wa clh ha a ay chang fm

yu can y hng n quck.

AsChArity

shoppingCheAp

3. Bg n alway b. Small chay hp ah

han bg n pu u vyhng ha ha bn

na. Th man ha hy ff a b ang

f ck.

22

Th an fahn hw hav h u wh

unxpc haln ann la, kn hl

a back! Kn hl, uually aun w nch

hgh, a h cmfy alnav h ky-hghval. Hug n h 60, hy w wn by yung gl

a a anng-hl, hnc h nam kn.

Ffy ya la, Mac Jacb, Chanl & C a

nng h ky back u m h qun f

fln; h Cawalk. Gn a h ay whn w

ha nu hu f pan, umblng hugh h

aful cbbln f Lnn n u blv fv

nch cmpann. Bu w ally wan a n

yl f cmf?

Dfnly! ay un an kn-hl-lv

Maya Salaa. I hnk hgh hl a uncmfabl,

hy mak my f hu. I hav b xa caful

an lm hw fa I walk n ca I p f h hl g

uck. Maya n h pn why gl wul

u hmlv nly appa m allung.

W a ju xpc wa hm bcau f yu

wa hl yu unly appa xy, a Maya

acacally.

Imagn a ngh whu havng wy abu n

bngng yu af-hu ballna pump. Sun

appalng, n ?

Bu n all f u cn walkng m han fv

nch abv l gun a a nw-ag u

mh. Sky-hgh hl a m han an accy

m hy a a amn. Pancng hugh h

, pu wmn all v h wl un c

n cawalk, payng h pc f pan wh lgh.

I hnk hgh hl mak yu lg lk a l b

n an hy mak m fl m glamu!

ll Shan Raymn, fahn makng un whha bn fghng fally f h hgh hl fn.

F gl lk h, h a f wang kn hl

a awful a wang a anal/ck cmbnan. I

hnk hy lk ugly, lk a fa pn ha quah

h hl n h gun, ay Shan, cngng

v h hugh ha kn a amng h an

h n.

Vw ff, bu n ma whch w ch, n

hng u; 2010 cllcn wll mp u y agan

ll u ul h h vl, f f f!

THERETURN

KITTENOFTHE

Drew Elery

Sarah Leo

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Tha gung! I ha a gl alkng

h fn abu mby fh,an I culn hlp fl y f h

guy hy w alkng abu.

Th gnal fnn f a fh ;

an ac bjc ha can ul n an

nhuac c pn.

Pnally, I hnk a g hng ha

ppl a nw m pn x han

hy v hav bn an njy fnng

hng xpl wh ach h.

Bngng a fh n a lanhp

an nhancng lmn an can cau

b xual bn bwn h w

ppl. Sm ppl hnk ha can

fh a flhy, bu n abu

bng flhy, abu cvng

nw hng njy gh.

Lng gn a h ay wh all

ha ma h lvy; Ban

puly njyng h pana

juny. An n ju h mn;

h n ppng wmn xplng

h h whch a much w

ganan lk Ann Summ. A

u gnan vlv an nvably

lav bhn a hump-an-ump

xual a, cmmnly fl ha

h z f h wav n mpan,

h mn f h can. An

nhng b aham f, bng pn

a bauy, an Ill b h f hlmy han up an am; I wul lv

g n mhng lk Kama Sua.

Hwv, wh my lack f fn

wul pbably pu m n hpal.

Whh yu ch accp

n, a fh lk h fak n h back

cupba ha yu WILL vnually

cm lv, n humu aly.

Evyby ha a quky knk f m

kn; ESPECIALLY h a Lnn

Mplan Unvy.

Spakng Th Pn Kng, h man

wh uppl yu naughy unf Lnn M wh yu f n-

man-fh-pn, h l m yu

n a hy a yu mak u b.

A l f un a ally n

hac anal bnag, ha wha

hy ak m f, h val. Cum

a n h hng; pcally f

fh, wa p, bnag wh

wmn a bng m an mn

a bng lav. Funnly nugh

ally h f fh ha bg gh

nw, manly f h mn.

Slghly akn aback a h, I wan

knw hw fa un hav gn,

I ak Th Pn Kng f h ha v

bn ak f anyhng xm. Y.

On un ak m f a v

call Anmal Fam. Tha baly. I

ally n lk uff lk ha, I n

upply an I wuln wan ll

anyn, n gh.

Th Pn Kng hn wn n ll m

abu hw n ppula h DVD w

an ha h a bgg mak u

h f pn-DVD han flm-DVD; I

can guaan ha vy man a h

un g nln n pn hub

ub an 75% f h wmn, f

n m.

A h m knw a l abu hmak f fh, I wa ag ha

f h hugh ha h wa a g hng

ha ppl a bcmng m pn

x. I a ha qun. In a way

g ha ppl a accpng

ach h fh. Bu al, ppl

a gng u , wha wll b h

nx ab?! W n wan g

fa.

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byAlexanderORourke

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M etP er Their F etishK Gbn

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Joey Cape&Tony Sly

InterviewedCharlotte Sundberg

*Tony Sly*

y bh cm fm Calfnan punk ban wh a lng ack c f pucng

ful album. Jy Cap h ng f Lagwagn, a ban whch ha la

n u album nc h bgnnng f h ca. Tny Sly ha ck u

h h guy fm N u f a nam an ha gh u album un

bl.

fm cnbung h punk cn, anh hng hy hav n cmmn

cn un n yl f muc- fm aggv lcc gua f ch

n acuc. Jy Cap ha la h cn acuc album, Dn play

wh h, whl Tny Sly ha ju la h f acuc album, 12 Sng

am.

nly a wav f a hav gn wn h am u f acuc gua

m mllw ng. J y jc h a f acuc muc bng ny.

nhng ny n an.

ann fm punk acuc mgh m ac, bu f bh Sly an

h pc ha bn m gaual, ah han wakng up n ay wh a

n ug pck up an acuc gua. I hav bn playng an acuc gua

20 ya n my bm, Cap xplan. Iv alway wn muc n an

c gua. Wng gua ba muc, f bh f hm, a n an

c gua bcau gv yu h chanc ha vy ch claly.

bh jk abu l g n jal h wk an hw wul b f an

can b uck n jal n Sclan, bu h u ha a ffn fl .

a f gng n ubl an nng up n jal, phn call h faml

hm h vyay lf n u.

xplan Dng an acuc u an album a naual pgn. Sly

an xplan W n h gu h. Dng an acuc u

album a challng ah han a bak fm h cazn f punk. Whn playng acucally yu n cmpng f un. I can ng b an

fcu n h vc, Sly a.

val ag wh huan f ppl n h aunc ay umbl a

ac wh nma ba an vnu wh vy mak yu mak wll b

pan. Thy bh m cmfabl wh h nw ng hy hav n.

a ma n ag, qu akn fm h aunc an hy upp

h n a l f h maal.

cnfnc un acuc muc ha akn a lng m bul. Th

n muc a a a yung ag, alhugh h f p n h wl f

muc w ny. Cap cam fm a hm wh muc wa a gula fau an

h famly wul ln vyhng fm clacal flk. Th f gua h

mmb havng n h hu wa a 1939 Gbn.

Sly xpnc wa a ll ffn. H ha an l bh wh nuc

hm h ba uff ha ck muc. Aun h aa wh h gw up lu

ck muc cul b ha fm h gaag aun h nghbuh. A l f

h by h ag ha l bh wh w gua play whl h yung

blng ha accmpany h Cam fxng, gua playng bh n h

um. Sly wa n f hm alhugh h quckly un n a gua play.

Fm h aly ay f punk, h muc ha la hm a lng way an ac

an can. Af h nw ya, hy hav u Eup an h UK an n h

upcmng mnh, Auala wll b nx.

*Joey Cape*

Win 2 Free Tickets to

Live

Vvzn an BBC nucng a gvng yu a chanc wn w f ck

h Bach Bak Lv fval n Wal.

Th ya ln-up nclu Ell Gulng, Plan B, Ann Mac an many m

amazng a.

All yu hav f a chanc wn -mal u h y abu yu m

mbaang mmn. W wll al n yu nam.

E-mal u n cmpn.vvzn@gglmal.cm n.

F m nfman abu h fval, v www.bachbaklv.cm

Snuffed i t

@ the Gaf f Charlotte SundbergSnuff Hllway la unuual muc ngh.

Hl amng h gm namnan f ya-l

havy mal pub Th Gaff, h ngh pn lv,

ungn aln f ffng gn.

Thugh nly a mnh l, Snuff ha aac

uch ac a If h fla, Fgn Lgn, Alvaz

Kng, h Black Tck, W a an h Da

Sgnal. Th Black Tck pvuly play Plug n

baby a Lnn M wn Rck ba, whl Alvaz

Kng hav avll ac h can play h

SXSW fval n Txa.

Da Sgnal gua, Wll Spck, njy playng

h a n f h Snuff gg la mnh. I

wa qu a fun ngh, ay h la! Th un

ngn gav n f h b play f lv unwv ha n f u, whch alway ncbly

ncuagng an mak f a g ngh. Alhugh

h cw wa mwha mall n numb, w w

ally happy hw lgmaly n an

nhuac vyn m.

Th Da Sgnal muc nflunc by ban uch

a Inpl, Snc Yuh, Mu, Mw, Th Sk,

Nvana an Th Px. Spck cb h

muc a Inuv Tnal Bauy...W n uff

ha accbl an mlcally plang, bu wh

lmn f cha an n...makng h ha n

h back f yu nck an up f val ffn

an.

If Sh fla anh ban ha ha ha h

Gaff ln-up an f hm playng a h Gaff

wa an njyabl xpnc. W ha a ga m a

Snuff I. Th vnu mn m f wh I a

nkng back hm an wh I f wach gg.

Th a aung amun f gaff n h wall n

h l an a Gun n R pnball machn,

g vyhng, ally. Th cw wa ga, a

ban mmb Alx B.

Fm h ban wn vw h muc can b cb

a ck. I upp ck muc, bcau ayng

n m bng mn h jangly gua fBpp an Th Smh, an w lk a hck gua

un m mncn f gung hgaz,

xplan Alx B.

A maj an why hy wan play h gg wa

ha Snuff h wn pmn, akng m

f h pu ff h ban playng hmlv

all h havy lfng. Alx B cmmn Bng h

nly pm n wn wh n xpc h ban

all h pmn, anchag a anabl ny

chag, w w ally lkng fwa h gg. W

y an av h p

5-8 a ck, a h

nh h ban

Th n ban F

gga unng

ha a ga m p

Samul Thma Ha

g ngh, a a g

play, whn w

capacy, bu a g

g pack.

F Fgn Lgn

g u h

h muc hy a

playng lv h n a ban.

Dung h png, S

lv muc ngh a

h gula ngh a

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Phgaphy by Rhca Hng

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w album cam gh whn Dw m wh

n xpmn an cm up wh nw jam.

a The album has a story and the music is

dary to that. Th album a cncp album

ll h xcng y f a uccful ul

wh n up n ubl wh h law bcau

wman.

ng Sh a an Say lng a abu h ul

pfmng n a club whn h m a wman.

unk an n a mmn f unknn hn an agumn wh h. Th nx ay h fn

ha h achu wman ha accu hm f

m. Af a cu ca wh h c h bg,

a, h ul ng n jal. In jal h

lav h cll. Th lyc f h ng ll h

f h ul ng, mx wh cachy mwn

ul hyhm.

Bn Dw favu ng n h album Ha T m.

Its one of the best vocal tracks I have recorded. In

an Dw vcal, h ack ha f ng

aangmn. You know when someone asks you

what song do you wish you wrote? For me, Hard

Times, is the song I would say I wish I had written

that about.

Fu ya hav gn by nc Plan B la album

an Bn Dw ha bn a buy man nc hn.

Rcnly h ha bn wkng n a fau flm, Ill

Man, a mv wh muc play h cnal l

n h yln. Dw xplan Story telling has been

a steppin stone to film. Th mv fau h

xcng cncp f bng ba n muc. Th y

ln bng l by x h , ach n h fm

f a ap ng.

In h upcmng mnh, Plan B wll h h a an

v c aun h UK bf jnng h fval

ccu v h umm. It will be a motown show,

Dw xplan. We want all the live shows to be

an event, want people to get involved in the circus.

Dung h lv hw Bn an h ban wll all b

n u bng ac ha al ul flng.

Plan Bs new album is out 12 April and

will enter the stage at O2 ShepherdsBush Empire on 16 April.

Bs new album, Defamation ofkland Banks, havly np bywn an ul, akng a mwha

n pn han h ng a halbum. Wha lnk h nw album h pvu album, Wh N

n Whn Yu G W, hc ma. Bn Dw, h man alwn a h a Plan B, xplane subject matter is pretty dark,

s what ties it together.

The Red Stripe

Music AwardsDan

Th R Sp Muc Awa an annual hwca

ha plgh n nw an mgng mucal

aln. Nw n fuh ya, h awa hav

ablh a nam f hmlv a a plafm f

ungn an upcmng mucan g hmlv

ha.

Hun f ban fm aun h cuny a

wl wn fu ban wh wll upp Th

Vw a h fnal a Havn n h 28h f Apl. Th

Vervezine wn h Knh Twn hwca a Th

Flwp n Mach.

I fnly abu h ungn ban an

mgng aln, yng mak h way hugh h

f h muc nuy. I a plafm f hm

b ha, lk h wn a Th Flwp. Tay w

hav n l a an w ban; h a ga

ppuny f hm b ha by an aunc,

cmmn h R Sp Muc Awa Makng

Manag.

Th ak, canll amph f Th Flwp

h cn f a ngh f aw an ungula aln.

Th cw ba m png lf nc h

ban a play. Th alchl an cnvan

flw whl h aunc jamm h v

lycal un f h h aln vcal gup.

Th f vcal a n h ln-up wa Dan Ck,

a Lnn bn ng ng w an mul-

numnal fm Waf. Dan play an c

all f h numn n h gan h.

Iv bn playng f ya, bu nly a

wng an ngng h ya. I pn a l f my

m xpmnng wh many ffn gn an

vnually fll n lv wh ul an blu. I ay

my man nflunc a a lk Jff Buckly, Bb

Dylan, Pack Wan an Nna Smn, a Ck.

A Dan bgan h f f h ngh h accnly

knck h gua v! Tha wa py bl

a Dan bu un-pha by h ll manuv

cau by f nv, Dan manan h vcal

an vall fnh h wh han clappng hgh.

Haha! Dnk a luxuy h aym a ha

a Dan. Th w hng Iv n whn unk

wll I nc play h bl gg a h R Sp

Muc Awa wh I knck my gua v.

Wh h lycal un f Jam-T cmbn wh h

ul an hyhm f Paul Nun Dan Ck fh

lycal pnc n n b fgn. A an

a wh nly bgun ngng an ng wng f

l han a ya ag, Dan m b clmbng up h

mucal la fa han w knw. Alhugh h ll

ha a l lan an a l f xpnc ban

Dan Ck a nam Im u wll b hang n h

na fuu.

My gal f h fuu a ju kp playng,

kp ngng, an hpfully mak bg may, h

xplan.

Th nx ban n h ag h nu-flk fu pc

pm knwn a Th Cwn.

W 50% Cnh, 25% jy anw n alk

abu wh P fm! W bacally m hugh

fn an fn f fn an ha f hng.

Th lvly an up-b a pfmanc n ag ally

g h cw ff h f an jumpng aun lk

ma ppl. Th ban yuh an a n anal

Bh an Ih muc a bah f fh a f h

muc cn a n many ban u h nc f

anal flk n h muc an lycal yl.

Th la ban pl

a fu pc ha f

2008 an nw

wh h wng

Bacally w g

an w w fun

! H ju walk

mny, yu wa

nly jkng.

Wh m ally c

pnc ha g

clappng af v

Lf Scanal a a

l f pnal. Th

muc v f h

W gng b

vb, l f ba

backgun. V

Ba, an Th Lf

hw yu u f

Manag f Th Lf

hw much ha w

a manag ally

I bllan

knwng yuv ha

ga happn f h

n f achvm

Th Lf Scanal a

vn, a h Rck

If yu n an upc

h plgh, gn

Awa a www.

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Charlotte Sundberg

Plan BDrew Ellery

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CHLOE Reina Shimada

Chl a luxuanly azzlng an ghc ak flm by

Am Egyanpack wh anhng pfmanc

f lla ca.

Cahn (Julann M) a clv, ha-wkng

gynclg an whn h m a cv yung

pu, Chl (Amana Syf), h mnal

juny bgn.

Cahn fn ha h maag ha a lack f

mulanan upc ha h huban Dav

(Lam Nn) chang n h wh h un.

Sh h Chl bv hm an p back n

vy al f h flau bhavbu h ak

a p n h wng cn.

Fm h akh, glamu pnng cn unl h

unblvably hckng nng, Chl nv fal

un cnphl n an yu wll uly b gpp by

h xply caf, xy hll. Th pnng cn

f Chl png amuly n fn f h m

phycally pvk xual nn.

On f h pychlgcally nng apc f

h mv hw h lu can b mx up wh

jaluyan whn yu g vvn by

yu a acng abnmallybu yu n nc

hw cululy nan yu a unl la. Th

flm n nly ha a xc bauy, bu an xcpnally

cnvy amph ha h uccful Fnch

flm, Nahal, ha hwn bf..

Noomi Rap

The Girl With The Dragon TattooMarta Corato

Mn m haa kvnn 12.03.2010

Junal Mkal Blmkv (Mchal Nyqv) h

by an nual fn u wha happn h

nc wh appa 40 ya bf. H am

up wh an mnally unabl hack, Lbh

Salan (Nm Rapac), n uncv h

bcu c f h Vang famly.

Th gnal l, Mn Wh Ha Wmn (Mn Sm

Haa Kvnn), la much b wh h ffn

plln whch cnu h flm a h vy la,

bcau h gl f h l n h pagn an

bcau h mu ca ha much m cnncn

wh ha cm han wh h agn a.

Lbh Salan n f h way n whch h pl

g ff h ack. Th chaac bul hugh

qunc ha g up h pa an a a l f

nfman ha ha n lvanc n h clacal

hll pl.

Dc Nl An Oplv wan all h mall

clu an al n Lan bk b h bu,a h bk aapan, n ha ay kp

up wh wha happnng. If h aunc

The

hurT

LockerSarah Leo

Th uh f bal fn a pn an lhal

acn, f wa a ug. Tha hw Kahyn

Bglw kck ff h lw-bug mapc, Th

Hu Lck, pcng h Iaq cnflc an pvng

ha a wa mv n ncaly hav b

camm wh pam an plc.

Wnnng x Oca an x Bafa, lavng valAvaa lally n h u, Th Hu Lck nw

cn b h b flm v ma whn

gn. Dc, Kahyn Bglw, an auh, Mak

Bal, a fm junal wh wa mb wh

p n Iaq, pay h vyay lf f a US bmb

pal am. A lavly unknwn Jmy Rnn

ak h la an bllanly mpna h hc

an mm a ll ckl US l, Saff

Sg. Wllam Jam.

n hav a pvu a f h vlpmn f h

vn.

Th cn mak h m f h vual pw f

h Swh lancap. Th ga pfmanc f

h man ac fll m f h gap n h cnplay

a cnplay ha a w hu an a half (,

gnally, x hun pag) lng way mak

Blmkv an Salan m an ppa h gun

f h fllwng p.

In h n, all h pc cm gh an bul

an njyabl mv, pcally f yu lk lw

pcual hll wh uch f xplc vlnc

an gauu x.

Wachng hm

Bagha, wang

ung n a l m

gy, hm-ma

anng gh nx

cu h h b

fcu n h l

u agan h

h nx pull h

Af 365 ay an

fnally n hm

n ha hll nv

Tllng h n ha

lv n h wl,

h lf f y an

f wa a ug.

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ORMAN BATES, PSYCHO 1960

all g a ll ma mm

l a n a any ay n h ml f Lnn...

cul b a fanac pnng cn f a fau

abu (makng) cy, bu mayb n h b

f an acl.

Lnn M Flm(makng) Scy a n

mb 2007, mayb h any mag n

ba af all. A bh campu, a m l

al a ha vlp an hu Anna Kch an

na L a a flm cy a Cy campu

n a h am m Nchla Avaam an Pax

Cn h am a Nh Campu. Th plan

xn h a f a Flm Club byn h l

van an cqu f flm an n Fbuay 2008

c mg. Tgh, h cy a

agna whch nn fulfll h gnal

fm c an.

RIL

l 1st

EET smART (2010)

nd-the-Scenes of Thugs Mugs and Violence:

rectors Journey (2010) (V) (London)

l 2nd

ble Take (2009) (limited)

ember Me (2010)

h of the Titans (2010)

Nephilim (2010) (limited)

era (2009) (limited)

ho (1960) (re-release)

d Army 2009 (2010) (limited)

l 4th

Academy (2009)

l 7th

p It (2009)

l 8th

Big I Am (2010)

l 9th

Losers (2010/I)

h:9 (2010)

ter (2010/II)

Infidel (2010) (London)

l 13th

Him Next Year (2010) (Hampshire Film Festival)

l 14th

etery Junction (2010)

l 15th

Purpose (2010) (London Independent Film

UPCOMING MOVIE RELEASES APRIL/MAY

Davy Jones (2010) (Belfast Film Festival)

Hoodie (2010) (Belfast Film Festival)

April 26th

Chickenfoot: Get Your Buzz on Live

April 28th

Jai tu ma mre (2009) (Belfast Film Festival)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

A Boy Called Dad (2009)

Jen (2010) (London)

Unstoppable (2010/II) (London)

Barafundle Bay (2010)

MAY

May 1st

Le Fear (2010) (London)

Release (2010/I) (limited)

May 2nd

Neighbor (2009)

May 7th

Furry Vengeance (2010)

The Special Relationship (2010)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Dear John (2010/I)

May 8th

Clouds Fly West - Oblatsite letiat na zapad (2010)

Telefone (2010)

Ou man am ha mmb fl ncuag

pn whav pc hy a m n n.

Th cul vnually la a nc f v

an nng mna ha ppl WANT g ,

a cal vn, a Abgal Alvaz, fm cay

f h Scy. Al, w wul lk nv ppl

n h Flm nuy cm an alk, whch cul b

vy xcng an nucv . F h flm vwng,

w wul pp a mnhly gn yl f flm

an hav phap 2 3 flm playng p mnh

fllw by nfmal cun.

Tay, h f h fun hav fnh h

g a LMU, bu Pax ll hlp pmng vn

u unvy. Th up ha nw ppl

hav jn lk Dm Vczky, wh ju cnly

bcam cay. Dm an h hav gn n

h cy an a yng hng up. W a

ju abu aang a flm fval hngy a h

xcng nw fm Dm. I wll b a h flm vn

aun h n f h m.

Plannng u maj acvy. Thn w fal mably.

Ju kng. W ha a fw wkhp la m

an f cu cnng a wll, a Vczky.

Hwv, h flm Scy ha h am pblm

ha many h hav: up un a bh

campu whn hy g l abu . Thf,

kp yu y pn! An acvy lk cnmahqu

happn vy Thuay n TMG-83 a 5.30pm wh

cnng f clacal flm. I wa a f f ya

un a hy n knw h wa a cy.

Th an hy wll wlcm vyn wh pn

am. S bng m ppcn an g gng!

Festival)

Asylum (2010/II) (London premiere)

April 16th

Crying with Laughter (2009)

The Ghost Writer (2010)

Cop Out (2010)

Mardi Gras (2010)

Splinter Cell: Conviction (2010) (VG)

Bananas! (2009) (limited)

The Heavy (2009) (UK Premiere)

April 18th

Einaym Pkuhot (2009) (Belfast Film Festival)

April 19th

Neighbor (2009) (Hampshire Film Festival)

April 20th

Ride of the Yoga Valkyries (2009) (Hampshire Film

Festival)

Dead Vengeance (2009) (V) (Hampshire Film Festival)

April 21st

Date Night (2010)

Its a Wonderful Afterlife (2010)

April 23rdWhen in Rome (2010)

Centurion (2010)

Beating the Bomb (2010)

Repo Men (2010)

Ana Begins (2009) (East End Film Festival)

The Eclipse (2009) (Belfast Film Festival)

April 24th

Ana Begins (2009) (British Independent Film Festival)

FILMSOCIETY Lala Lala

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The Dead SignalsTHE OPERA

Anthony AdamsI wuln b up f Th Da Sgnal gw

b famu n h nx fw mnh, an n nly n

Lnn.

Th ban ha bn gh f a lavly h

m, an ha alay manag w an c

a lf puc EP, an ha a playng aun

Lnn pm h muc.

Thy fn h gn a a uly gnal ban f

bln pychlc/p lc Englh gung,

an y, yu can fn all f h n Th Opa.

T b hn, I n hnk ha h EP ha ay

lk: I ln all f h fv ng m an mm bf ang njy wha I wa hang, an

al a cgnz h uc f npan f

h fu mmb f h ban Snc Yuh, Mu,

Inpl, pbly m Raha h an h.

Th gm n Th Opa, na Pychacv

Nghha Hny, a pwful an hypnc ng

wh a ng mblanc Mu.

Th Da Sgnal a ccanally fyng, bu

alway nanng, a hy ay n h mypac

(hp://www.mypac.cm/agnal).

est of myspaceThe Brassic Anthony Adams

MUSICREVIEWS

Th Rng Sun38 Cloth Fair, London

Smhfl n lack f chaacful nkng

ablhmn. Bu ac fm h chuch f S

Bahlmw h Ga, n naw Clh Fa, a

pub wh a ll mhng xa; gh.

In Vcan m, caav hun u Th Rng

Sun a haqua f by-nachng xpn.

Thy wul hn ll h b h hpal

bhn h chuch. Accng numu p,

h p f h macab almn an h

vcm ll haun h pub. Im n ayng h cayu; I'm ayng h pub g vn h una

nk h.

Th Rng Sun ny an fnly. Th chap an

aful Samul Smh n ap (un 2 a pn). An

a ba lcn f wll-pc pub gub. Th'

al an upa aa, bu vyby m pf

gng bunch n h wna aa. I mgh b

bcau hy' ca f gh, bu I upc hy

pf h bu bnhm, an bng cl

h ba.

h Alwynaint Paul's Road, London

Alwyn vlk h ncn f Ball' Pn

wh Hghbuy Gv. Th n an amphc

n. Bu, Evn hugh h b gan ju a

ng l wh pcnc abl, a la h plny

u pac. Hwv, nc n, Th Alwyn

k yu away fm affc an xhau n a pch-

c nn f 'al pub f h 25-39 '.

a plny f b n ap, nclung a ang

cn f gu al. Tha ky pn n akn

f. Plu h a lah cuch, havy-

n abl, cluful canva by a lcal a,

h wnw, mmach chanl, clay

n l an nffnvly gy muc vy

ph' bx wa ck. Th nly u n wa

mnu; Bf, macapn an Chan laagn

g ha.

a hak h mpn ha vy al f

Alwyn ha bn fcu-gup ah. Bu a

h fcu gup ha g a.

Ga Ban nc ha a ga mp, bu wha

ak h ay b chaac a

Bh, apa fm ung h cachpha Yah...

algh. Th Fnch hav h can an

fn lv makng, h USA ha fa f ak u

an wgh pblm, an h Gman; wll hy

ll hav Hl, wha hav w g? Oa u

a fw mnh ag, u la gap f Bh culu,

wh w nw un cnng Chuchll a?

Suh Ea Lnn ban, h Bac, a ban whch

ha nly bn gh a fw mnh, bu hav ma

a nam f hmlv quckly playng vnu uch

a Dy Suh n a numb f ccan, alng wh

a ng f Lnn hw. Whn yu hav a ng

lk Rbb an Th Supml a h f nyu w gh a a ban un yu bl, yu

b back an wach ppl ak nc, wh

Lbn yl nucn an chl-by man

vcal, h Bac hw u h u manng f

Bhn, y an gy bu wh wah han.

Th lng ln f hw b play by h ban an

wh ng ng back hm up u mak u

m f hm whn h muc wl pag.

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Cover illustraon

by Alexander ORourke

Art Director

Mhm Mulla

Designers

Mhm Mulla

Nck Hll

Nah Haahwa

Illustrators

Alxan ORuk

Jh Nvll

Photographers

Kwam Mnah

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