Unicorn Questing Licence
Transcript of Unicorn Questing Licence
Unicorn Questing Licence
© Pawprint Family 2021.
This licence, good for a lifetime and beyond (excluding St. Valentine’s Day),is non-transferrable, non-negotiable (once a member, always a member) and
is hereby issued to
who has been examined on the regulations of unicorn questing and deemed to be exceedingly qualified to hunt unicorns.
Subsequently, they are hereby entitled to quest for unicorns here on planet Earth and elsewhere, as per applications, rules and
misinterpretations of the attached guidelines.
Issued by
Date
on behalf of
Licences are granted in accordance with the following guidelines:
Questing Territories• Enchanted forests• Over rainbows• Earth• The universe
Questing SeasonAll day, everyday with the exception of St. Valentine’s Day. You may not hunt unicorns during the celebration of love.
Questing HoursDay or night with the exception of Christmas Eve when Father Christmas is around.
Questing UniformsQuesters may wear any uniform they choose as long as it is individual to them.
We understand that unicorns are attracted by sparkles and glitter but these are optional.
Hunting LimitsOne unicorn per person, per month. Finding more than one per month is just plain greedy and it’s only kind to leave some for others to find.
Should unicorns become endangered this will be reviewed.
Questing EquipmentWe recommend the following be carried by questers when looking for unicorns:• Happiness• Glee• Refreshments; preferably
including chocolate chip cookies
• Glitter• A lunchbox containing
marshmallows and sprinkles
• Books about and including unicorns (for reference)
It is also recommended to travel in ways other than walking; we recommend skipping.
Equal OpportunityAnyone and everyone are entitled to a Unicorn Questing licence, provided the holder:• Follows this guidance• Pays nothing• Is kind to people, animals
and unicorns alike• Does not hunt with intent
to kill or maim
Optional• Wearing rainbow clothing
whilst questing• Hugging unicorns• Sharing tips with fellow
questers• Logging details of
confirmed sightings
Declaration: I hereby agree to quest for unicorns in accordance with the guidelines above.
Guidelines
Signed
Date
© Pawprint Family 2021.