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(800)255-8371|upgwholesale.comJULY–DECEMBER 2014 WHOLESALE CATALOG
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SECULAR SAINTSUPG’s Secular Saints candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).
2.25” x 8.5”.
Sold in multiples of 4.
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE#3307
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CHARLES DARWIN#3325
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ALBERT EINSTEIN#2933
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SECULAR SAINT CANDLE DISPLAY
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THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE PLAY SETThe Beatles Yellow Submarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four…and Love. #3385
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TARDIS VS DALEKCREAM & SUGAR SETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3 1/2” tall and highly civilized. #3746
THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE STICKY NOTESYellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four, Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330
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GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUGProf. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek—The Doctor’s long-time nemesis. Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745
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Sold in multiples of 4.
THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE MUGWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine. Won’t you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12 oz. #3329
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PERSISTENCE OF MEMORY T-SHIRTHere’s the history of human memory, from its earliest origins as electricity traveling through the brain to written records to punch cards to electricity now stored in a cloud. Remember?
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FIRST AID STICKY NOTESA pack of sticky notes in the shapes of a tube of ointment and assorted bandages – everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. Perfect for script doctors! #3647
KITTENS WALLETKittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!!One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321
AUDUBON BIRDS WALLETKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316
Kittens wallet and the Audubon Birds wallet should probably be kept separately.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Minimum order 2 pieces.
SHAKESPEARMINTSHow art thou out of breath when thou hast breath / To say to me that thou art out of breath? And while we’re talking about it, how is thy breath? Carry Shakespearmints and you will never say your mistress’ breath reeks. #0008
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LITTLE THINKERSTwo of our nation’s beloved forefathers are now cuddlesome companions for your home office, your corner office, or your Oval Office—depending on who you are. They stand a towering 11” tall.
Minimum 2 pieces/style.
BABEL WATCHAnd the Lord said...”confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.”
Now you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. #3784
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIESPoetry! Rockabilly! Philosophy! Magnetic finger puppets at home on your fridge or your locker.
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RUMI#3740
WASHINGTON#3733
FRANKLIN#3561
DESCARTES#3741
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DISAPPEARING MUGS
LITERARY MUGSBring Kurt Vonnegut to your book club or Mark Twain to your bungalow in the Sandwich Islands. Enjoy a civilized tea with Jane Austen or hot chocolate with Edgar Allan Poe. 16 oz.
Sold in multiples of 4.
DISAPPEARING TARDIS Watch the TARDIS
travel through time and space!#1605
CONSTELLATIONS Have coffee with the stars.
#2762
DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CATThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.
#0025
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TIMELESS ELVISAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis
go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044
THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE MUGWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine. Won’t you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12 oz. #3329
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EDGAR ALLAN POE#3356
MARK TWAIN#3357
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DISAPPEARING MUGS Min. 4 per style. Order in multiples of 4. All mugs come boxed.
GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSETAdd hot liquid and 14 great gays from
history proudly throw open the closet doors! #1655
GREAT NUDESAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing
vanishes! They’re all famous masterpieces.
#2240
DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIESWatch your rights disappear.
#0236
GLOBAL WARMINGWatch the water rise and the coastlines
disappear over a cup of fair-trade coffee. #0224
DISAPPEARING MUGS
SHARK! Add coffee or tea and stay out of the water.
#2985
JESUS SHAVESJesus needs hot water to shave!
#0981
GREAT SUPREME COURT CASESAdd a hot beverage and the
losing sides disappear! #1657
DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII
Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.
#0064
ADAM & EVEThe fig leaves disappear,
revealing their hidden shame! #0965
DISAPPEARING DINOSAURSDinosaurs transform into fossils!
#0982
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BRIEF HISTORY OF ARTFrom Lascaux to Picasso.
#1658
PINK FREUDHave a cigar!
#3346
Min. 4 per style. Order in multiples of 4. All mugs come boxed.
CLASSIC MOVIE MUGClassic quotes from movie history.
Test yourself!#2764
BANNED BOOKS24 classic pieces of literature
too hot to handle. #2480
FREUDIAN SIPSWhen you say one thing but
mean your mother! #0084
GREAT ARCHITECTUREArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings
from classical to classic.#3305
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978
SHAKESPEAREAN LOVE The Bard’s best come-ons.
#0169
SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS The Bard’s best put-downs!
#0065
YIDDISH PROVERBS Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their
English translations. #0163
MONTY PYTHON QUOTES Featuring 20 classic quotes from the
legendary comedy team. #2965
GENESIS OF THE DALEKS Caffeinate before you exterminate!
#3745
CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG One puzzle on the box, a new one
every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340
NEW! NEW!
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MUGS PILL BOXES
VAN GOGH#0171
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER
#0602
FREUD#0172
MAD HATTER#0238
SHAKESPEARE#0318
MY STACHE#2807
3.5” x 1”
Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside.
All pill boxes come in a gift box (excluding My Stache, Pandora’s Box and Pink Freud).
2” in diameter.
CHILL PILL #2806
FRIDA’SPHARMACY
#3333
OBAMACARE#3332
JESUS#0648
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PANDORA’S PILL BOX#2833
2.5” x 2.5”
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BUDDHA#3463
PINK FREUD#3413
2.5” x 2.5”
ROSIE THE RIVETER#3583
GREAT MOUSTACHES15 famous moustaches.
Groucho, Twain, Poe and others.#0652
FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE It’ll give you the literary
inspiration to tackle your day. #2763
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MATHEMATICAL FORMULAE20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.
#0492
DALÍ LLAMA50% englightened, 50% surreal.
#3381
HELLO DALÍThe persistence of meow.
#3382
HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLIDEnjoy your morning cofffee
with some essential geometry.#3402
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BABEL WATCHNow you can tell time in Ara-maic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. #3784
AWESOME WATCH PACKAGING!Each watch comes
in its own display tin.
WATCH DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood and acrylic,
assembles with no hardware. Holds 12 watches. Other styles
available. #3471
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DARKROOM TIMERRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987
THE MIND OF FREUDSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127
F-STOP WATCHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836
PRIME TIME Tell time with prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837
SHAKESPEARE TWELFTH NIGHT“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105
NIETZSCHE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME“The Eternal Return of the Same” spins around the face. #0088
STEAMSHIP TELEGRAPH Full speed ahead! #2836
THE MYTH OF SISYPHUSEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261
CHAPLIN “MODERN TIMES” ROTATING GEARCharlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.#0649
CHE GUEVARA REVOLUTION“REVOLUTION” revolves around the watch face. #0220
SHIVA ROTATING ARMSTwo of the Hindu God’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650
SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITYDalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. #0559
LEONARDO DA VINCI REVERSE MOTIONThe hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651
COLOR WHEELFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist, perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 39mm diameter. #3584
WONDERLANDYou won’t be late with our Wonderland Watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! #1609
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! 39mm diameter. #3049
DOCTOR WHO The TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 39mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207
HIGGS BOSONPretend you understand particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of any party. #2969
EUCLIDEuclid’s proposition tells you the time. #3527
PTOLEMEIC SYSTEMAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the earth. #2979
EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITYA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219
EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELYSTRONG MINTSPEPPERMINT #0315
OBAMACARE MINTSPEPPERMINT #3351
PUNISHMINTSCINNAMON
HABAÑERO #2954
DISAPPOINTMINTSPEPPERMINT #2123
BEFORE THE KISSPEPPERMINT #0071
OBAMAMINTSPEPPERMINT #0316
THE MORNING AFTER MINTPEPPERMINT #0258
INVISIBILITY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0947
ANTI-ESTABLISHMINTSPEPPERMINT #0011
ANTI-GRAVITY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0962
MINTS
Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame.
Minimum 24 tins per style.
All mints come in a POP display box.
DELICIOUS!
MANLY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0260
BEFORE, DURING& AFTER SEX MINTS
PEPPERMINT #0103
EAVES DROPS#3524
EXPERIMINTS#2978
ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTSPEPPERMINT #0615
MINTS ARE A GIRL’SBEST FRIEND
PEPPERMINT #210119
SIN-O-MINTSCINNAMON #0108
MESSIAH MINTSPEPPERMINT #0964
MESHUGA MINTSPEPPERMINT #2103
SHAKESPEARMINTSWINTERGREEN #0008
AFTER THERAPY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0009
RETIREMINTSPEPPERMINT #2102
MINTS
3-style rack (#0193) 6-style rack (#0139)
Two racks available upon request. Order 6 mint cases and get the 6-style rack. Order 3 cases and get the 3-style rack. See p. 49 for details.
FREE DISPLAYRACK
Sold in multiples of 24. POP included.
ATONEMINTSPEPPERMINT #0013
ENLIGHTENMINTSPEPPERMINT #0038
MOTHER’SLITTLE HELPERPEPPERMINT #0259
EMPOWERMINTSPEPPERMINT #0949
MONTY PYTHON’S WAFER THIN MINTS
PEPPERMINT #3367
NEW!NEW!
NEWDESIGN!
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LITTLE THINKERS
JANE AUSTEN#0248
BILLY THE KID#2948
BLACKBEARD#1844
Are you tired of those cute but brainless “beanie” dolls? Let our Little Thinkers add a dollop of culture and humor to your shelves. 11" tall and so smart.
VIRGINIAWOOLF #0123
FRANK LLOYDWRIGHT#0512
LITTLE THINKERS
JOHANNSEBASTIAN
BACH #0014
LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN
#0017
WOLFGANGAMADEUSMOZART#0083
JESUS#0289
CHEGUEVARA
#0024
SHERLOCKHOLMES#0511
PABLOPICASSO#0638
MUSICAL
DOLLS
WINSLOW HOMER#2822
Minimum order 2 pieces/style.
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SOCRATES#0115
ANDYWARHOL
#0311
WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE
#0099
SCREAMING SCREAM
#0290
VINCENTVAN GOGH
#0122
Detachable ear!
ELEANORROOSEVELT
#0288
KURT VONNEGUT
#2949
NIKOLA TESLA#3558
Ireallyscream!
EDGARALLAN POE
#0187
Detachable
raven!
Detachable
kite!
MARIE CURIE#3559
CLEOPATRA#3262
DAVY CROCKETT#2947
BUDDHA#0019
CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0931
SALVADOR DALÍ
#0028
EMILYDICKINSON
#0036
CHARLESDARWIN#0030
CHARLES DICKENS#2641
FRIDAKAHLO#0056
ELIZABETH I#0525
ALBERTEINSTEIN
#0035
W.E.B.DUBOIS#0128
KING TUT#3261
LEONARDODA VINCI
#0029
SIGMUNDFREUD#0162
BENJAMINFRANKLIN
#3561
GEORGEWASHINGTON
#3733
MAHATMA GANDHI#0058
GALILEOGALILEI#0188
GANESH#0625
MARILYNMONROE
#0203
CLAUDEMONET #0081
KARLMARX#0077
ABRAHAMLINCOLN
#0951
FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE
#0085
FLORENCENIGHTINGALE
#0631
BARACK OBAMA#0310
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OMG#2778
FREUDIAN FINERY#0321
AMERICAN GOTHIC#2766
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS
GREAT MOUSTACHES SET20 magnets modeled on famous moustaches will hold up and enhance your family photos on the fridge. #2498
FREE ACRYLIC DISPLAYfor Great Moustaches magnet set available with order of 12 units upon request. #2696
MAGNETIC DRESS-UP DISPLAY RACK
Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 24 magnetic play sets. Available free with purchase of 24 sets. #3106
YOU’VE CREATEDA MONSTER!PLAY SET#3519
PLAY SETS
Mix it up! UPG’s magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again!
Sold in multiples of 6.
MAGNETIC PLAY SETS
EINSTEIN’S ENSEMBLES#0322
WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR?#0323
FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS#2310
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
OBAMARAMA #0654
THE FIRST LADY OF FASHION#0320
SARAH PALIN GOING VOGUE#1625
ELVIS PRESLEY’S MIX N’MATCH#3042
SOME LIKE IT HAUTE#2281
YELLOW SUBMARINE PLAY SETThe Beatles Yellow Submarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four… and Love. #3385
Sold in multiples of 6.
NEW!
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WONDERLAND#2781
FREUDIAN SLIPS#0114
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DIFFERENT SHAPES IN EVERY BOOKLET!
Sticky Notes from the Unemployed Philosphers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with over 300 stickers in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!
3.25” x 4.5”.
MOUSTACHIOS#2952
MONTY PYTHON#3048
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS
MUSICAL NOTES#0532
LEGAL NOTES#2210
SHAKESPEARE’S MUCH ADO ABOUT NWGS
#0533
FINGER NOTES#0613
EINSTEINIAN GLUONS #0535
ADHESIVE CHRIST ALMIGHTIES
#0612
FEMINOTES#1818
STICKY NOTE BOOKLETSMinimum order 6 pieces per style. Sold in multiples of 6/style. Sticky note books come packed in POP-ready display box.
ELVIS#3361
DALÍ’S SURREALIST MANIFESTOS
#0546
COMMANDMENTS#0528
STICK ‘EM UPS#2782
FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS#0529
NOTES OF THE BUDDHA#0611
THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINEYellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four, Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330
Sold in multiples of 6.
FIRST AID A pack of sticky notes in the shapes of ointment and assorted bandages—everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. Perfect for script doctors! #3647
Sold in multiples of 6.
TIERED STICKY NOTE DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood assembles, without hardware. Holds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. #3105
POPDISPLAY
All sticky note books come in POP boxes of six.
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SONIC WALLETS
Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!
THE INCREDIBLE
SONIC WALLET!
Light-Sensitivesound plays when wallet is opened
Expandablethin wallet adapts to
hold your stuffSPINNING WALLET DISPLAYShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See p. 46. #3228
SONIC WALLETSSold in multiples of 6/style.
THE SCREAMHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908
PATRIOTICThe most American wallet ever! Plays Stars and Stripes Forever and The National Anthem! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973
DRUM MACHINEThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907
JESUSHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970
BUDDHAFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974
SHAKESPEARE INSULTSHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou opens it. #2971
MOOLAHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts moo-lah each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975
BASEBALLPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972
ELVISHere’s the only ONE FOR THE MONEY. Fits in the pocket of your leather jacket and your flashy new jumpsuit. Plays “Blue Suede Shoes” each time you open it. #2976
DAY OF THE DEADNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318
JEWISHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319
CLASSIC SCI FI The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324
MONTY PYTHONYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982
CAMERAPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981
KITTENS Kittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321
AUDUBON BIRDSKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316
Kittens wallet and the Audubon Birds wallet should probably be kept separately.
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DOCTOR WHO
DOCTOR WHO WATCHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207
TARDIS VS DALEK SALT & PEPPER SETAn epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453
DISAPPEARING TARDIS MUGWatch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605
Sold in minimums of 2.
PLANET PLATESA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344
JUPITER SATURN
VENUS
URANUS NEPTUNE
MERCURY MARSEARTH
Sold in multiples of 4.
PLANET PLATES
TARDIS VS DALEKCREAM & SUGAR SETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3 1/2” tall and highly civilized. #3746
GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUGProf. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis. Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
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More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9” tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.
SALVADORDALÍ
#0230
JANEAUSTEN#0202
BILLCLINTON#0301
HILLARYCLINTON
#0302
WINSTONCHURCHILL
#1784
CHARLIECHAPLIN#0938
LAUGHING BUDDHA#3659
LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN
#0228
SIMONEDE BEAUVOIR
#0506
ELIZABETH I#0987
DEGAS’BALLERINA
#0507
CHARLESDARWIN#0478
ALBERTEINSTEIN
#0204
ISADORADUNCAN#0494
DANTEALIGHIERI
#0509
EMILYDICKINSON
#0303
BENJAMINFRANKLIN
#0574
MAHATMAGANDHI#0212
SIGMUNDFREUD#0203
MICHELFOUCAULT
#0213
RALPH WALDOEMERSON
#0578
LOUIS ARMSTRONG
#2225
FREDERICK DOUGLASS
#2230
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
BILLY THE KID
#2956
NIKOLATESLA
DAVYCROCKETT
#2957
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FLOOR AND COUNTER RACKS AVAILABLESee page 54 for details.
F. SCOTTFITZGERALD
#0588
JESUS#0935
JAMESJOYCE#0206
THOMASJEFFERSON
#0575
FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE
#0208
ISAACNEWTON
#0989
QUOTABLE NOTABLES
CLAUDEMONET#0231
W.A.MOZART#0229
JOHN F. KENNEDY
#2224
KISS (KLIMT)#0232
FRIDAKAHLO#0218
MOSES#0940
LEONARDODA VINCI
#0941
ROBERT E.LEE
#2227
FRANZ KAFKA#0579
KARLMARX#0233
ABRAHAMLINCOLN
#0966
MARILYN MONROE
#2228
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Quotable Notables continue!
Every card is fully customizable.
MONA LISA(LEONARDO)
#0234
HENRY VIII#0200
CHEGUEVARA
#0199
SHERLOCKHOLMES#0504
ULYSSES S.GRANT#2226
JIMIHENDRIX
#2229
ZORA NEALEHURSTON
#0590
BILLIE HOLIDAY
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QUEEN OF HEARTS#0580
MAD HATTER#0584
WHITE RABBIT#0581
ALICE#0583
VIRGINIAWOOLF#0207
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT#0589
WALT WHITMAN
#0304
LUDWIGWITTGENSTEIN
#0205
OSCARWILDE#1785
ANDY WARHOL
#0939
KURT VONNEGUT
#2959
GEORGEWASHINGTON
#1783
WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE
#0215
SOCRATES#0211
GERTRUDE STEIN#0942
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
#0501
NIKOLA TESLA#3659
VINCENT VAN GOGH
#0210
SCREAM(MUNCH)
#0235
JEAN-PAULSARTRE#0505
ROSIE THERIVETER#0586
MARK TWAIN#0502
SITTING BULL
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT
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HARRYHOUDINI
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REMBRANDTVAN RIJN
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ELVIS PRESLEY#3047
PABLOPICASSO#0945
EDGARALLAN POE
#0209
ELEANORROOSEVELT
#0576
ROSA PARKS#2223
DOROTHYPARKER#0201
MICHELLEOBAMA#0312
BARACKOBAMA#0609
VENUS(BOTTICELLI)
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ANNIEOAKLEY#0508
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ALICE IN WONDERLANDAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585
CARD SETS
nonsense!eat me
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“Goodbye Feet!”
andCURIOUSER
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“Everything's got
a moral, if only
you can �nd it.”“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” “Oh, 'tis love, 'tis
love that makes the world go round.”
“I can't explain
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because I'm not
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“Take care of
the sense and the
sounds will
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“What a curious feeling.”
GREAT ARTISTSSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305
GREAT WRITERSJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306
MASTERPIECESDegas’ Ballerina, Munch’s Scream, Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, Klimt’s Kiss. #0510
Each set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.
BOXED CARD SETS
Sold in multiples of 4.
A handy travel notebook or journal for your inward journeys.
3.5” x 5”. 64 pages.
CAMELOT#1592
GARDEN OF EDEN#1594
AREA 51#2962
NOTEBOOKS
PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
COMIC NOTEBOOKA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. #3581
MINI MASTERPIECESNOTEBOOKA handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces. #3582
SHERLOCK HOLMES NOTEBOOKA useful pocket-sized notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393
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NIRVANA#1593
MARS#2221
PARADISE#1475
PLATO’S REPUBLIC#1469
UPG#2964
NEVERLAND#1590
UNCONSCIOUS#1467
HELL#1465
OZ#1471
UTOPIA#1468
WONDERLAND#1473
NOTEBOOK DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no
hardware. Holds 36 passports, free with purchase of 72. #3104
Sold in multiples of 6/style. PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS
Detachable stencil!
Notebooks are 3.5” x 5”.64 pages.
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MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838
GLASSWARE
SHOT INTO SPACE SHOT GLASSESSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091
JEWS GLASSESA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869
Sold in multiples of 4/style.
Sold in multiples of 4.
OTHER STUFF
Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.
ST. SEBASTIAN PIN CUSHIONThe famed martyr pierced by arrows is now your very own pincushion. He comes complete with pins. #0195
Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110
INFLATABLE SCREAM DOLLDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18” when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961
Min. 2pcs. Boxed.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Minimum 2 pairs per size.
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Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 13 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*
DRESS IN STYLE!
Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large.
*Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.
TKNEW!
WALDO1 - SmallWALDO2 - MediumWALDO3 - LargeWALDO4 - XLWALDO5 - 2XL
CCAT1 - SmallCCAT2 - MediumCCAT3 - LargeCCAT4 - XLCCAT5 - 2XL
PMEM1 – SmallPMEM2 – MediumPMEM3 – aLargePMEM4 – XLPMEM5 – 2XL
T-SHIRTSMin. 2 per size if ordered in less than a dozen.
EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - 2XL
MOUST1 - SmallMOUST2 - MediumMOUST3 - LargeMOUST4 - XLMOUST5 - 2XL
LLAMA1 - SmallLLAMA2 - MediumLLAMA3 - LargeLLAMA4 - XLLLAMA5 - 2XL
HELLOD1 - SmallHELLOD2 - MediumHELLOD3 - LargeHELLOD4 - XLHELLOD5 - 2XL
LUCY1 - SmallLUCY2 - MediumLUCY3 - LargeLUCY4 - XLLUCY5 - 2XL
CALVIN1 - SmallCALVIN2 - MediumCALVIN3 - LargeCALVIN4 - XLCALVIN5 - 2XL
INSULT1 - SmallINSULT2 - MediumINSULT3 - LargeINSULT4 - XLINSULT5 - 2XL
LAIKA1 - SmallLAIKA2 - MediumLAIKA3 - LargeLAIKA4 - XLLAIKA5 - 2XL
TSHIRT1 - SmallTSHIRT2 - MediumTSHIRT3 - LargeTSHIRT4 - XLTSHIRT5 - 2XL
PINKF1 - SmallPINKF2 - MediumPINKF3 - LargePINKF4 - XLPINKF5 - 2XL
HAM1 - SmallHAM2 - MediumHAM3 - LargeHAM4 - XLHAM5 - 2XL
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WHERE ISRALPH WALDO
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LAIKAHAM
CALVIN AND HOBBES
DALÍ LLAMA
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Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.
Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!
ARRR BARRR PIRATE BAR Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289
STAR BARLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040
SIGMUND FREUD’S FRUIT & NUT BAR An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338
BUDDHA BAR Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332
FUN AND NUTRITIOUS!
THE BARD BARMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! The most literary of snacks. #3041
MAGNETIC CLASPkeeps it closed
FRUIT AND NUT BAR
GAMES
FACTS
ACTIVITY BARS ACTIVITY BARS
THE LAST SUPPER BAR Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334
A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND A PENGUIN WALK INTO A BAR Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340
GAY BAR Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339
WONDERLAND ‘EAT ME’ BARCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337
EINSTEIN’S ENERGY BAROpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967
NIETZSCHE’S WILL TO POWER BAROpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342
3 Bar Rack (wire) (#2677) 6 Bar Rack (wood) (#2678)
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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES
FINGER PUPPETS
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ROTATING PUPPET RACKOur rotating Magnetic Personality display holds up to 60 puppets. It’s made of wood and steel and opens on top to hold excess inventory. FREE with a purchase of 120 puppets. (20 styles.) #0165
Floor rack also available. See p.49 for more info.
ELVISPRESLEY
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIESSold in multiples of 6.
Fingerpuppets continue!
On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available. See page 42 for Magnetic Personalities boxed sets.
DESCARTES
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SHOLEMALEICHEM
#0516
LOUISARMSTRONG
#2186
SUSAN B.ANTHONY
#0922
JANEAUSTEN#0145
LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN
#0150
BILLY THE KID#2943
NAPOLEONBONAPARTE
#0295
BLACKBEARD#1841
HANNAHARENDT#0629
CHARLIECHAPLIN
#0928
ANTON CHEKHOV
#0919
NOAMCHOMSKY
#3556
WINSTONCHURCHILL
#1842
CHRISTOPHERCOLUMBUS
#2193
CLEOPATRA#3264
DAVYCROCKETT
#2942
JULIUS CAESAR#2192
BUDDHA#0020
FYODORDOSTOEVSKY
#0513
FREDERICKDOUGLASS
#0255
THOMASEDISON#0292
MARIECURIE#0296
SALVADOR DALÍ
#0033
CHARLESDARWIN#0251
JACQUESDERRIDA#2194
EMILYDICKINSON
#0544
CHARLESDICKENS#0031
DESCARTES#3741
ULYSSES S.GRANT#0925
CHEGUEVARA
#0155
KEITHHARING#2941
G.W.F.HEGEL#0197
ERNESTHEMINGWAY
#0630
SHERLOCKHOLMES#0596
WINSLOWHOMER#2821
QUEEN ELIZABETH I
#0519
NELSONMANDELA
#0153
KARLMARX#0250
HERMANMELVILLE
#0601
JAMESJOYCE#0146
FRIDAKAHLO#0057
SØRENKIERKEGAARD
#0181
GUSTAVKLIMT#0291
LAO-TZU#0073
FRANZKAFKA#0068
CARLJUNG#0067
ROBERTE. LEE#0927
LEONARDODA VINCI
#0543
ALBERTEINSTEIN
#0148
HARRYHOUDINI
#1843
ZORA NEALEHURSTON
#0196
THOMASJEFFERSON
#0521
JESUS#0929
JOANOF ARC#0293
MICHELFOUCAULT
#0185
BENJAMINFRANKLIN
#0221
SIGMUNDFREUD#0054
GALILEOGALILEI#0178
EMMAGOLDMAN
#0514
GANESH#0923
MAHATMAGANDHI#0161
IMMANUELKANT#0143
HELENKELLER#2945
ABRAHAMLINCOLN
#0245
CLAUDE MONET#0082
MARILYNMONROE
#2187
W. A.MOZART#0144
MOSES#3265
ISAACNEWTON
#0249
GEORGIA O’KEEFFE
#0518
DOROTHY PARKER#0252
BARACKOBAMA#0644
FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE
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THE GREAT PSYCHOLOGISTSSigmund Freud, Anna Freud, Jung, Couch #0096
THE GREAT ARTISTSVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012
SHAKESPEARE’S HAMLETHamlet, Claudius, Ophelia, Gertrude #0063
THE GREAT COMPOSERSBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158
THE GREAT SCIENTISTSCurie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423
THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERSPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094
THE GREAT REVOLUTIONARIESGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157
THE GREAT WRITERSShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134
On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Ten different sets are available. Each comes in a customized theater box.
FREUD & COUCHThe master and his couch.
All you need to set up shop! #0055
FINGER PUPPET SETSSold in multiples of 4.
SPECIAL OFFER
ALICE IN WONDERLANDCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,
Alice, Mad Hatter #2238
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Sold in multiples of 6.
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WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE
#0104
VINCENTVAN GOGH
#0121
MARKTWAIN#0628
DIEGOVELAZQUEZ
#0633
GIUSEPPEVERDI#0142
VERMEER’SGIRL W/PEARL
#2235
QUEENVICTORIA
#3266
VOLTAIRE #3557
KURTVONNEGUT
#2944
CHESHIRECAT
#2191
MADHATTER#2189
QUEEN OFHEARTS#2190
GEORGEWASHINGTON
#0294
VIRGINIAWOOLF#0124
OSCARWILDE#0635
ANDYWARHOL
#0643
FRANK LLOYDWRIGHT#0610
ALICE#2242
PAVLOV’S DOG
#0151
EDGARALLAN POE
#0198
SYLVIAPLATH#3554
GIACOMOPUCCINI#0156
ELVISPRESLEY#3045
DIEGO RIVERA#0154
ROBINHOOD#1839
ROSA PARKS#2185
PABLO PICASSO#0921
PLATO#0095
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
#0223
AUGUSTERODIN#0166
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
#0254
BETSYROSS#1840
SAPPHO#0600
CARL SAGAN#3555
RUMI#3740
SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT
#0152
THESCREAM#0646
ARTHURSCHOPENHAUER
#0101
SHIVA#0924
NIKOLATESLA#0636
BARUCHSPINOZA
#0515
LEO TOLSTOY
#0160
LEON TROTSKY
#0149
HARRIETTUBMAN
#0241
KING TUT#3263
SOJOURNERTRUTH#0621
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ELVIS DRESS-UP SETViva apparel! Dress a magnetic Elvis up in nearly limitless combinations of mix and match wardrobes. Dress the Hillbilly Cat for the Ed Sullivan Show, a gig in Las Vegas, or hanging out on a beach in Hawaii. #3042
ELVIS STICKY NOTESRemember Elvis—and everything else —in style! Accept no imitators! #3361
ELVIS SONIC WALLETThe only one for the money! Tyvek® wallet plays “Blue Suede Shoes” when opened. #2976
AFTER
ELVIS QUOTABLE NOTABLEA die-cut note card of The King. Each comes with a sticker sheet featuring quotes and greetings. #3047
ELVIS PRESLEY TM
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MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUGTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965
MONTY PYTHON STICKY NOTES And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048
MONTY PYTHON SONIC WALLETHandy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed (just don’t say “mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons. #2982
MONTY PYTHON’S WAFER THIN MINTS Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCHWatch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049
MONTY PYTHONTM
Sold in multiples of 4.
Minimum order 2 pieces.
Min. order 24 tins.
Sold in multiples of 6.
Sold in multiples of 6.
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ELVIS FINGER PUPPETHere’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in his jailhouse attire! Wear him as a finger puppet or let him make your fridge a little cooler. #3045
TIMELESS ELVIS MUGAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044
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ACTIVITY BARS(Holds 72 units)
SECULAR SAINTS(Holds 40 units)
WATCHES(Holds 18 units)
MUGS(Holds 24 units)
MINTS (Holds 216 units)
FOR A 3 TIERIVORY TOWER:
CHOOSE 6
FOR A 2 TIERIVORY TOWER:
CHOOSE 4
FOR A 3 TIERIVORY TOWER:
CHOOSE 6
FOR A 2 TIERIVORY TOWER:
CHOOSE 4
3 TIER
6 inside / 6 outsideHeight: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"
Finally an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.
Additional Benefits:•5% discount on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)
•Newmodulesoffered with new product lines
IVORY TOWER
PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS(Holds 90 units)
PUPPET SETS(Holds 8 units)
SONIC WALLETS(Holds 48 units)
QUOTABLE NOTABLES(Holds 120 units)
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES(Holds 60 units)
WATCHES(Holds 18 units)
STICKY NOTES(Holds 72 units)
MAGNETIC DRESS-UPcounts as 2 modules
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4 inside / 4 outsideHeight: 64" Width: 26" Depth: 21"
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The M.I.T. is modular and can be configured to hold nearly every UPG line. Don’t have space for an Ivory Tower? Go for a Mini! Order two or three and create your own UPG universe.
The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s just one example of what it could hold:
36 Finger Puppets16 Mugs4 Little Thinkers18 Sticky Notes
36 Wallets9 Watches16 Candles
Additional Benefits:•5% discount on all reorders, forever ($200 minimum order)
•Newmodulesofferedwithnew product lines
Spinning base
GROUP A CHOOSE 2
QUOTABLE NOTABLES(Holds 108 units)
MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES(Holds 36 units)
NOTEBOOKS(Holds 72 units)
DRESS UPS(Holds 12 units)
WALLETS(Holds 36 units)
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IVORY TOWERIn order to get your very own M.I.T., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldn’t be simpler. Repeats are ok!
GROUP B CHOOSE 6
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WATCHES(Holds 9 units)
MUGS(Holds 8 units)
STICKY NOTES(Holds 18 units)
LITTLE THINKERS(Holds 4 units)
MINTS(Holds 60 units)
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CANDLES(Holds 8 units)
PILLBOXES(Holds 6 units)
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B Secular Saint Candle Display 3804 8 4 16 11 x13 x24” Birch plywood
C Notebooks Display 3104 6 6 36 13 x7 x17” Birch plywood
D Wooden Activity Bar Display 2678 6 12 36 14 x 14 x 10” Birch plywood
E Magnetic Moustache Display Rack 2696 1 12 12 6 x1.5 x 8” Acrylic
F Wire Activity Bar Display 2677 3 12 36 7 x12 x18” Wire-black G Magnetic Dress-up Display Rack 3106 4 6 24 9 x10 x 24” Birch plywood
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J Spinning Wallet Display 3228 8 6 48 12 x 6 x 23” Birch plywood
K Spinning Puppet Rack 0165 10 6 60 9 x 9 x 30” Steel/ wood L Spinning Puppet Floor Rack 0917 50 6 300 9 x 9 x 64” Steel- black M Mint Display Rack- Small 0193 3 24 36 3 x 10 x 14” Wire- black
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OUR QUOTABLE NOTABLES CAN BE DISPLAYED ON THE IVORY TOWER AND
MINI IVORY TOWER.
ALSO:
Description SKU# #/StylesQuantity/Style
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Dimensionsw x d x h” Material Price
A Stationery Counter Rack - Small 0283 16 12 192 13 x13 x 30” Wood/acrylic B Stationery Counter Rack - Large 0285 24 12 288 13 x13 x 42” Wood/acrylic C Stationery Floor Rack - Small 0286 20 12 240 12 x12 x 78” Wire- black D Stationery Floor Rack - Medium 0287 30 12 360 13 x13 x 78” Wire- black E Stationery Floor Rack - Large 0974 60 12 720 18 x18 x 78” Wire- black
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In our centuries of business experience, we’ve learned that every store’s market and clientele are unique. To accommodate this diversity, UPG continues to develop hundreds of products.
Here are some of our new products and best sellers by category:
UPG BESTSELLERS
MUGS
Disappearing DinosaursDisappearing TARDISShark!MathGlobal WarmingClassic MoviesConstellationsGreat MoustachesCrossword PuzzleCheshire CatShakespearean InsultsPink FreudNEW: Yellow SubmarineNEW: Genesis of the DaleksNEW: Kurt VonnegutNEW: Edgar Allan PoeNEW: Jane AustenNEW: Mark Twain
T-SHIRTS
Shakespearean InsultsPink FreudCheshire CatHere’s Looking at EuclidWhere’s Ralph Waldo Emerson?Dalí LlamaHello DalíNEW: Persistence of Memory
WATCHES
Monty Python Silly Walks Doctor WhoHiggs BosonEuclidEinsteinian RelativitySalvador Dalí SurrealitySisyphusSteamship TelegraphWonderlandColor WheelNEW: Babel
BARS
Freud BarStar BarEat Me BarEinstein Energy BarGay BarLast Supper Bar
MAGNETIC DRESS-UP
What Would Jesus Wear?Frida’s Frocks & SmocksOMGAmerican GothicYou’ve Created a Monster!Elvis—Fit For a KingNEW: Yellow Submarine
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