University High,Urbana, Illinois

Dedication 3Seniors 7Events 25Organizations 37Sports 55Underclassmen 69Faculty 91

The students and staff of

University High School wereshocked and saddened on Jan-

uary 24, 1971, to learn of the

death of Dr. Max Beberman,45, director of the University

of Illinois Curriculum Labo-ratory, of which Uni is a part.

Dr. Beberman was the co-

author of more than two dozenmathematics texts and teach-

ers' guides for elementary andsecondary schools; editor of achildren's series of mathema-tics and science books, authorof numerous articles in pro-

fessional journals. He waswidely know as the "father of

the new math."In 1950, Dr. Beberman came

to Illinois from Alaska to bean instructor in education andteacher of mathematics at

University High School. Hewas named director of the

new established University of

Illinois Committee on SchoolMathematics (UICSM) in 1951.

UICSM was the first of the na-tion's pre-college curriculumdevelopment groups and it set

the style used by such groupsat the UI and elsewherethroughout the nation and the

world.

Dr. Beberman was on as-

signment with his family in

Bristol, England, at the time of

his death. He and several of

his students were studyingBritish innovations in teach-

ing elementary school child-

ren.

Four of Dr. Beberman'schildren attended Uni. Johngraduated in 1966, and Alice

in 1969. Martin was a seniorand Ruth a sophomore whenthey left for Bristol.

WE DEDICATE

Steven Szabo

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Wilson Dwyer

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Richard James Lazarus (Richy), President

"If you weren't a girl, I'd split you like achicken . . ." (Lee Marvin)

Y.V.I, s; NHRP s,l; Gargoyle s,l,3; vice president s;

class treasurer 1; yearbook 1,3; finance 3; rules review3; Model U.N. 3; chairman 4; "A Visit to a Small Planet"

3; French language award 3; class president 4; Illinois

State Scholarship award 4; varsity basketball manager4; P.I.G. 4; L'Ecole Alsacienne, Paris, France 2.

Richard Allen Roth (Dick), Vice-President

"Je sais beaucoup de choses, mais peu de

choses m'interessent."

orientation 1; mixed chorus 1,2,3,4; "Patience" 1, "Pi-

rates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4; student

council treasurer 4; finance 4; National Merit award 4.

Gregg Jonathon Kinkley (Gregg), Secretary

"The ploy of what would or purport to be ver-bose, superfluous phrase or intrinsically com-plete thought, is at the infrastructure; osten-sibly, at the zenith of all perception andsociological gifts for laughter-providing sar-casm, repartee, and satire."

orchestra s,l; "The Yeoman of the Guard" s, "Patience1, "Pirates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4;

brass ensemble 2,3,4; madrigals 3,4; Model U.N. 4, chair-man 3; Big Show 3; pep band 4.

Tod Foster Satterthwaite (Tod), Treasurer

"Nothing is more comical than the look on theface of a person at the upper end of a dogleash, pretending not to know what is goingon at the lower." (E.B. White)

treasurer 3,4; Y.V.I, s, 1; N.H.R.P. s, 1; cross country 1,

2,3, captain 4; track 1,2,3, captain 4; elections committee1,2; U-club 2,3; chess club 2; Russian contest award 3;

orientation committee 4; handbook committee 4; financecommittee 4.

Anne Eileen Hogan (Anne), Girls Representative

"If I am not I—who will Be?" (Henry David

Thoreau)

orchestra s, 1; "Pirates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3,

operetta 4; madrigals 3,4; cheerleader 2; orientation 2,

chairman 3,4; student council secretary 3; "A Visit to

a Small Planet" 3; STAG 3; book bar chairman 4.

David Edward Stice (Dave)

"When I think of talking, it is of course witha woman. For talking at its best being an in-

spiration, it wants a corresponding divine

quality of receptiveness, and where will youfind this but in a woman?" (O.W. Holmes)

Y.V.I. 1; track 1,2,3; mock convention 1; cross country

2,3; basketball 2,3,4; yearbook photographer 2,3; bulle-

tin boards 2; "Pirates of Penzance" 2; mixed chorus 2,3;

lounge 3; co-chairman 4; finance 3; student exchange,chairman 4; constitutional convention 4; boys' repre-

sentative 4; SFAC 4.

Emma Francis Anderson (Emma)

"Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of

mind." (Anonymous)

home ec club 1; G.A.A. 1,2; mixed chorus 1,2; milk 1,2,3;

Gargoyle 2,3; STAG 2,3; yearbook, editor of faculty 4.

James Othel Austin III (Jim)

"The first thing to do in life is to do with pur-

pose what one proposes to do." (Pablo Casals)

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Y.V.I, s; NHRP s,l,2; Gargoyle 1; AV 2,3,4; basketball 3;

Howdy Hop committee 4; chess tournament 4.

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Phyllis Elaine Brazelton (Phyllis)

". . . Nobody, but nobody is gonna rain on myparade!" (Robert Merrill)

Fine Arts Festival s; STAG s, 1,2,3,4; recorder ensembles; Big Show 1,2; orientation 1; "Patience" 1, "Pirates of

Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4; mixed chorus 1,2,

3,4; girls' ensemble 1,3; "Madwoman of Chaillot" 2,

"Visit to a Small Planet" 3, "Importance of Being Ear-

nest 4; Spring Fling co-chairman 2; track and cross

country manager 2,3; milk 3; Carson's Fashion Board4; madrigals 4; Student Council vice-president 4; fi-

nance 4; executive committee 4.

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Joan Kathleen Brighton (Joan)

"The task of genuine revolutionaries today is

not to study the uses of dynamite, but to learnhow to release the creative energy and revo-

lutionary potential of the masses in order to

make possible the successful overthrow of cap-

italist society.

(George Novak)

STAG s,l,2,3; "Dark of the Moon" s; "Madwoman of

Chaillot" 2; G.A.A. s,l; pep club s; girls' chorus 1; mixedchorus 1; Model U.N. 2,3; yearbook 2; S.O.S. 3, president4; apathey club 4.

Emer Dean Broadbent (Emer)

"There is no heavier burden than a great po-tential." (Charlie Brown)

"Dark of the Moon" s, "Grass Harp" 1, "Madwoman ofChaillot" 2; "Visit to a Small Planet" 3, "Importance ofBeing Earnest" 4; elections s,l; STAG s,l,3; orchestras; class president 1; Big Show 1,2, co-chairman 3,4;Spring Fling co-chairman 2; "Pirates of Penzance" 2,"Mikado" 3, operetta 4; mixed chorus 2,3,4; Model U.n!2,3; Gargoyle 2; madrigals 3,4; Howdy Hop co-chairman4; orientation 4.

Cheryl Kay Brodsky (Cheryl)

"We look in vain ... to find the perfect man.'(Henry David Thoreau)

mixed chorus 1,2,3,4; Big Show 1,2; director 3,4; "Pa-tience" 1, "Pirates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta4; madrigals 2,3,4; girls' ensemble 2,3; Music award 2,3;

"Visit to a Small Planet", assistant-director 3, "Impor-tance of Being Earnest" 4; STAG 4.

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Susan Joyce Brown (Susan)

"Alas! it is delusion all:

The future cheats us from afar,

Nor can we be what we recall,

Nor dare we think on what we are." (LordByron)

girls chorus 1; mixed chorus 1,2,3,4; "Patience" 1, "Pi-

rates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4; SpringFling committee 2; Biafra Drive 2; "Madwoman ofChaillot" 2; "Importance of Being Earnest" 4; Christ-

mas Dance chairman 3; madrigals 3,4; Robesons' sewingboard 3,4; Howdy Hop chairman 4; orientation 4; alter-

nate cheerleader 4.

Beth Andrea Burdick (Beth)

"AH your dreams are on their way.

See how they shine." (Paul Simon)

Home Ec club, treasurer s, president 1; Holiday Hop s;

Love Trees Champaign s; G.A.A. s; milk committee 1,2,

chairman 3,4; class treasurer 2; Model U.N. secretary

2,3,4; Gargoyle 2, editor 3; Biafra Drive 2; S.A.V.E. 3,4;

Big Show 3; book bar 3; orientation 4; yearbook, assis-

tant and underclass editor 4.

James Peter Burkholder (Peter)

"If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?" (Endora

Welty)

mixed chorus 1,2,3,4; "Yeoman of the Guard" 1, "Pa-

tience" 2, "Pirates of Penzance" 3, operetta 4; orchestra

1,2,3; madrigals 2,3; G.O.P. mock convention 2; Model

U.N. 3,4; STAG 4; Unique 4; Golders Green, London

NWLL, England between 3 and 4.

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Cheryl Ann Creighton (Cheryl)

"But it's no use going back to yesterday be-cause I was a different person then."

pep club s; G.A.A. s,l,2; Gargoyle s; STAG s,l,2; HomeEc club 1; "Grass Harp" 1; PIG 2; alternate cheerleader3; S.O.S. 3; "Mikado" production assistant 3; lounge 4.

Michael John Fung (Mike)

"Every Communist must grasp the truth. Polit-

ical power grows out of the barrel of a gun."(Mao Tse-Tung)

Big Show s,l,2; lounge s,l,2; STAG s,l,2,3; Gargoyle s,l;

orchestra 8,1; "Dark of the Moon" s, "Visit to a SmallPlanet" 3, "Grass Harp" 1; "Yeoman of the Guard" s,

"Patience" 1, "Pirates of Penzance" 2, "Mikado" 3;

elections 1,2; track 1,2,3; mixed chorus 1,2; class presi-

dent 2; madrigals 2; Biafra Drive 2; yearbook photog-rapher 3; Walk Against Hunger 3; National Petition

Committee 3; SECE 3; Student Council President 4;

executive committee chairman 4; student-faculty ad-

visory committee 4; PIG 4.

Deborah Goodman (Debbie)

"All experience is an arch, to build upon.(Henry Adams)

STAG s,2; "Dark of the Moon" s, "Madwomen of Chail-

lot" 2; Gargoyle 8,1; associate editor 2; G.A.A. s, ISHPA1; girls' chorus 1; mixed chorus 2,3,4; "Pirates of Pen-zance" 2, "Mikado" 3; operetta 4; Unique 3, co-chair-

man 4; madrigals 4.

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Bruce Calder Hamm (Bruce)

'Two and two is fire." (George Orwell)

Y.V.I, s; shop club s; orchestra s,2,4; soccer 1; rocketryclub 2; basketball 2,3,4; track 2; NHRP 2; apathy club

3; astronomy club 3; U-club 3,4; National Merit Letterof Commendation 4; gin club 4; juke box committee 4.

Russell Miller Hogan (Russ)

Y.V.I, s; vice president s; milk s; NHRP 1,2; basketball1; elections 1; Unique 1,4; Spring Fling committee 2;

soccer intramurals 2; lounge 3,4; Gargoyle 3,4.

Lance Gray Holiday (Lanceaday)

"Reckless O soul, exploring, I with thee, andthou with me, For we are bound where marinerhas not yet dared to go, And we risk the

ship, ourselves and all." (Walt Whitman)

Gargoyle s,l,3,4; orientation 2,3,4; track 2,3,4; AV 2,3,4,

co-chairman 4; orchestra s,l; Y.V.I, s; basketball 3;

cross country 4; Model U.N. 3; ISHPA 1; "Mikado" 3;

"Visit to a Small Planet" 3.

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Eric James Holshouser (Eric)

"I can't wait till tomorrow because I get better

looking every day." (Joe Willie Namath)

Y.V.I, s; vice-president 2,3; basketball 2,3,4; Inter-Hi 2;

cross country 2; track 2; prom committee 3; yearbookphotographer 3; UJHS s.

Kimmel Greg Jones (Kimmel)

"It's not whether you win or lose—it's the point

spread."

basketball 1,2,3,4; NHRP 1,2; chess club 2,3; Edison ju-

nior high s.

Richard Kurt Klein (Rich)

"Man does live by words alone, though he often

has to eat them." (Adlai Stevenson)

Y.V.I, s; shop club s; cross-country 1; NHRP 1,2; basket-ball 2,3,4; Gargoyle 2; U-Club 3,4.

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Jeanne Enid Knight (Jeanne)

"What's inside that little brown head: Wonder-ful thoughts that can never be said." (A. A.

Milne)

S.O.S. executive committee 3; "Mikado" 3; mixed chorus3; Killian High School, Florida, s,l,2.

Linda Lizabet Krausz (Linda)

"He came that we may have life, and have it

more abundantly." (John 10:10)

girls' representative s; G.A.A. 8,1; NHRP 1; mixedchorus 1,2; Gargoyle 1,2,3; cheerleader 1,2,3,4; "Pirates

of Penzance" 2; elections 2; yearbook 2, events editor

3, editor-in-chief 4; Biafra Drive 2.

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Charles U. Martel (Chip)

"The reasonable man adapts himself to theworld: the unreasonable one persists in tryingto adapt the world to himself. Therefore all

progress depends on the unreasonable man."(George Bernard Shaw)

Gargoyle 3,4; chess club 3,4; UJHS s.

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Robert Edward McGrath (Bob)

"There is no moral worth in being swept along

with crowd; even towards the best of goals."

(W. E. Channing)

Model U.N. 3; National Merit Letter of Commendation;Illinois State Scholarship 4; UJHS s,l,2.

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Chandra Leslie Muller (Chandra)

"You better not compromise yourself. It's all

you got." (Janis Joplin)

Gargoyle 2; stage crew 2,3; bulletin boards 2; yearbook2,3; Forsythe Junior High, Ann Arbor, Michigan 1.

Peggy Diane Ore (Peggy)

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation.(Henry David Thoreau)

orchestra s; pep club s; G.A.A. s,l; cheerleader 2,3,4,

alternate 1; girls' representative 1,2; orientation 2;

lounge 3,4; "Mikado", student director 3; "Importanceof Being Earnest", stage manager 4.

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Thomas McMillan Payne (Tom)

"To do something well is so worthwhile that to

die trying to do it better cannot be foolhardy.

It would be a waste of life to do nothing withone's ability, for I feel that life is measured in

achievement, not in years alone." (Bruce Mc-Laren)

AV 1; mock convention 1; NHRP 1,2; basketball 1,2,3,4;

track 2; cross country 2; lounge 3,4; yearbook photog-

rapher 3,4.

Markus Frederick Robinson (Markus)

"All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king." (Tolkien)

Katherine Melanie Scheidegger (Kathy)

"Happiness makes up in height for what it

lacks in length." (Robert Frost)

Gargoyle 1,2,3; Unique 4; Home Ec club 1; French

Award 1; German award 2; UJHS s.

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John Allyn Smith (Allyn)

"An optimist is a person who sees a greenlight everywhere, while the pessimist sees

only the red stop light . . . But the truly wiseperson is colorblind." (Albert Scheitzer)

Big Show s, 1,2,3; AV s, 1,2,3; co-chairman 4; rocket club

2,3; astronomy club 2,3; basketball 3,4; track 3; cross

country 4; apathy club 4.

Lorrie Ann Stalcup (Lorrie)

"Take care to get what you like or you will beforced to like what you get." (Bernard Shaw)

Gargoyle 1,2,3,4; Spring Fling committee 2.

Tina Lu Stein

"How glorious it is—and also how painful—tobe an exception." (Musset)

G.A.A. s,l; home ec club s,l,2; mixed chorus 2,3,4; "Pi-rates of Penzance" 2; "Mikado" 3; operetta 4; ModelU.N. 3.

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Mary Jessica Stone (Mary)

"It is better to create than to be learned;

creating is the true essence of life." (Barthold)

G.A.A. s,l; Gargoyle 1,2, editor 3,4; yearbook 2,3, orga-

nizations editor 4; "Patience" 1, "Pirates of Penzance"2, "Mikado" 3, freshman girls' chorus 1; mixed chorus

1,2,3; STAG 4; orchestra 1; Model U.N. 2,3,4; class sec-

retary 3; Scholastic Art Award 3; Unique 3,4; Big Show3; "Visit to a Small Planet" 3; elections 4; operetta 4,

Spring Fling 2; Christmas dance 3.

Christine Szabo (Chris)

'Live for friendship, live for love." (Emerson)

freshman girls' chorus 1; mixed chorus 1; STAG 2;

orientation 2; Big Show 3, costume chairman 3; UJHS,s.

Allen Tien (Allen)

"It is better to appear stupid and keep yourmouth closed than to open it and remove all

doubt." (Anonymous)

Model rocket club 1,2; chess club 2 bridge club 3,4;

Gargoyle 4.

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Michael Ullmann (Mike)

"In general those who nothing have to say,

contrive to spend the longest time doing it."

(Lowell)

cross-country 1; Gargoyle 1,4; "Pirates of Penzance"2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4; mixed chorus 2,3,4; boys'

representative 2,3; track 2; lounge committee 3; "Visit

to a Small Planet" 3, "Importance of Being Earnest" 4;

Unique 4; UNI photographer 4; brass ensemble 4.

William Mark Weisel (Bill)

"I say just what I think, and nothing more norless .... I cannot say one thing and meananother." (Longfellow)

operetta s; lead 1,3; Y.V.I. s,l; Big Show s,2,3; boys'

representative s; vice-president 1; Madrigals 1,2,3,4;

chorus s, 1,2,3,4; orchestra 1,2,4; stag 1; "Madwoman of

Chaillot" 3; Russian contest award 1,2,3; model U.N.

2,3; Biafra drive chairman 2; music contest award 2,3;

president 3.

Ellen Marie Wijsman (Ellen)

"All yet seems well; and if it ends so meet,The bitter past, more welcome is the sweet.(Shakespeare)

orchestra s,2,3,4; yearbook 2; Russian language award2,3; mixed chorus 2,3; "Pirates of Penzance" 2, "Mi-kado" 3; women's ensemble 3.

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Martin Wolff (Martin)

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s"Yeoman of the Guard" s, "Patience" 1, "Pirates of Pen-zance" 2, "Mikado" 3, operetta 4; orchestra s, 1,2,3,4;

chorus 1,2,3,4; Gargoyle 2,3; Rocket club 2,3,4; ModelU.N. 2,3,4; chess club 2,3,4; Go club 2,3; Big Show 3,4;

Astronomy club 3,4.

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BOTTOM ROW, Left to Right: Dan Kogan,Greg Walters, and Jane Hays. TOP ROW:Mary Stone, Vicki Fung, and Linda Krausz.

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Photo courtesy of The Courier.Semi-finalists in the National Merit Scholarship Qualify-

ing Test are, left to right: Martin Wolff, Richard Roth,

and Chip Martel.

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Student CouncilAfter a very slow beginning, Student Council

eventually was organized this past year. Since

Mark Satterthwaite, a 1970 graduating senior, waselected president of Council last spring, a newpresident had to be elected. Mike Fung becameStudent Council president and Phyllis Brazeltonvice-president.

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BACK ROW, From Left to Right: Angela Chow, Vicki Patterson, BethTrupin, Larry Brazelton, Susi Fletcher. THIRD ROW: Phyllis Brazel-ton, Russ Hogan (visitor), Richie Lazarus, Woody Richardson, PeterWolff, Larry Lo. SECOND ROW: Anne Hogan, Dave Stice, Dick Roth,David Peshkin, Walt Stewart, Christi Russel, Greg Walters, NancyJohannsen-secr. FRONT ROW: Mike Fung, Mr. Bob White-sponsor.Absent: Jim Bergan, Tom Dworschak, Tony Ferguson.

Bulletin BoardsThe Bulletin Board Com-

mittee undertook the omi-nous task of decorating Uni'swalls with art and informingstudents of up-coming eventsor as in many cases pastevents. Members are, BACKROW, From Left to Right:Clare Neely, Alice Ravenhall-Chairman, Michael Ullmann.FRONT ROW: Karen Doebel,Linda Lewis, Lydia Chen,Vicki Fung, Chris Hamm,Piotr Goreski.

Elections"Put your little old X in thatthere box, sit down and shut-up" was the plea of the oftenmolested elections commit-tee. Some how they alwaysmanaged to triumph in theend.

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Lounge

FinanceFinance Committee was

organized immediately follow-ing Christmas vacation. It

proceeded to loan the Sopho-more class 150 dollars andhelp the Juniors give a promon a budget of less than 10dollars. After that everythingwas child's play. Membersare: Tod Satterthwaite, KarlaVallance, Phyllis Brazelton

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Chairman. FRONT ROW:Eric Mast, Kim Mast, DickRoth.

Lounge Committee had ayear long up-hill battle thisyear, fighting complete des-truction of the student lounge.The Juke Box was disabledfor most of year and furniturecontinued to decay into form-less lumps. STANDING: DaveStice—chairman, Anne Ho-gan, Tom Payne, Cathy Pines,Peggy Ore, Kim Mast, AngelaChow. SEATED: Walt Stew-art, Kendal Session.

Orientation Committee oriented the orientables at orientationpicnic, orientation dance (Howdy Hop) and orientation tours, not tomention the orientation tea. Members are: Janet Leach, Angela Chow,Emer Broadbent, Ann Hogan—Chairman, Phyllis Brazelton. Not pic-tured: Walt Stewart, Larry Brazelton.

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MilkWhat's big, beautiful, lily white or cocco brown as you pre-fer, nurturing and lovable? . . . Integrated milk sold by theMilk Committee. TOP ROW: Beth Burdick-chairman.THIRD ROW: Susi Fletcher, Beth Trupin, Jennifer McClel-lan. SECOND ROW: Sherry Holden, Alicia Henry, NancyUllmann, Megan Ingle. FRONT ROW: Ross Johnston, KathyHauck, Jeff Stephens. Absent: Mike Ullmann, Angela Chow,Judy Wells, Dawn Bodnar, Terry Stinson.

Home Ec.The happy homemakers followed the tradition of the pastthree years and was made-up of subfreshmen. Their mainoccupation this year was the collecting and repairing ofold toys to donate to a day care center. Pictured BACKROW, From Left to Right: Romona Smith, Miss Westmen-Sponsor, Susan Burnham, Dr. Kay Smith-Sponsor, LizBowden, Vicki Patterson. FRONT ROW: Jeanette Goines,Teresa Gipson, Sheila Grub, Beth Meyerson.

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A.V. struggled its waythrough occasionalfaculty speeches, ad-justing this, turningthat, and lit the lightsfor Big Show. STAND-ING, From Left toRight: Lance Holliday,Greg Walters, AllynSmith. SEATED: TrentBarnhart.

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GargoyleUni High's student news-

paper, Gargoyle, attemptedto expand its coverage toinclude subjects outsidethe immediate school ex-periences; for example,articles on the new Illinois

State Constitution, the 18year old vote, pollution,the space program andothers. Editor Mary Stonealso introduced improve-ments in production of thepaper by assigning a make-up editor—Lydia Chen, anews editor—MargaretDrickamer and a FeatureEditor—Vicki Fung. Otherimprovements includedmore pictures games, andcrossword puzzles.

ReportersReporters are, BACKROW: Bill Herron, Ali-cia Henry, Kathy Hauck,Margaret Drickamer,Delia Lynn. FRONTROW: Lydia Chen, VickiFung, Beth Meyerson,Liz Boden, Lee Perlstein,Vicki Patterson, MatthewChen. Not pictured: AndiDunn.

Make-upMake-up crew, BACKROW: Kathy Hauck,Mary Wright, AliciaHenry, Lee Perlstein.FRONT ROW: VickiFung, Lydia Chen

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chairman, Megan Ingle.

EditorsEditor for the last

semester in 70 andfirst quarter this yearwas Mary Stone. Fin-ishing out her termwas Larry Lo (far

right) and Jim Bartle(not pictured) whothen became sportseditor. Larry Lo be-came Editor for thesecond semester. Mid-dle man is Mr. WarrenRoyer, Sponsor.

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Book BarBook Bar, although

quite late in getting

organized, served it's

usual essential func-

tion as go-betweenfor old books. Fromleft to right are mem-bers Phyllis Brazelton,

Mr. Bob White—spon-sor, Richie Lazarus.

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Noonhour volleyball, swim-ming at Bromley. No brokenbones from horseback riding.Candy at games, hours of fun,Ride on, S.O.S., Ride on. S.O.S.Exec committee is TOP ROW:Joan Brighton, Jennifer Gold.STANDING: Mrs. Diane Hoskinson—sponsor, Karen Yoerger,Amber Barnhart. SEATED:Louis Allen.

UniqueThis year, Unique tried to depart from free verse poetry and experimented with the

short story, the sonnet and picture poetry. Debbie Goodman and Peter Burkholder co-chaired, Mrs. Tibbits sponsored. STANDING, are from Left to Right: Terry Stinson, Nan-cy Ullmann, Mary Stone, Celia Shapland, Lydia Soo, Russ Hogan, Mike Ullmann, MathewChen. Seated is David Woolley, Mrs. Tibbits, Peter Burkholder, Debbie Goodman.

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Con-ConCon-Con, a Student Coun-cil committee, was estab-lished this year in aneffort to incorporate re-visions of Uni's old consti-tution into a newconstitution. In 1969 and1970 new constitutionshad been written, butboth had been defeatedby the student body. Con-Con 1971's main concernwas improving the effi-

ciency and quality of Stu-dent Council by definingthe powers and duties ofStudent Council and its

officers. Pictured,STANDING: Kim Mast,Jim Dobbs, David Lew-man. SECOND ROW: Am-ber Barnhart, Terry De-Pauw, Cathy Pines, DickRoth. On the floor is thechairman David Stice.

S.T.A.G.The heady and glorious world of the theater visited Uni again this yearwhen S.T.A.G. (Student Theater Arts Group) presented Oscar Wilde's TheImportance of being Earnest. The play was highlighted by beautiful scen-ery—most of which was constructed the night of the dress rehearsal, andthe great ham of all times, Emer Broadbent, stuffing his face full of bread.STANDING, From Left to Right: David Rubel, Phil Auslander, Chris Hamm,Ruth Monkman, Andi Dunn, Emer Broadbent, David Peshkin, Mike Ull-mann, Peter Burkholder, Amber Barnhart, Jennifer Stone. INSIDE CHICLE:Delia Lin, Angela Chow, Celia Shapland, Phyllis Brazelton, Ross Johnson,Dawn Bodnar. SEATED is Nancy Ullmann and Margaret Drickamer. Deadis Jeff Stephens.

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U'N'I

This year's U'N'I was different in

more than one way. Due to a veryshort lunch hour and many extracur-ricular activities, U'N'I workers couldnot meet in one large group, so theybroke off into smaller groups with thesection editors in charge. Also, a Sportssection was added. Calamity struckjust before the February 12th deadlinein the form of no lay-out mats and late

photographs, but yearbook camethrough just the same.

Editors

Editors were, TOP ROW: LindaKrausz, Editor-in-Chief; BethBurdick, Asst. Editor and editorof Underclassmen. SECONDROW: Jane Hayes, Seniors; DanRock and Tina Stein, Events;Greg Walters, Sports. FIRSTROW: Kim Mast, Business Man-ager; Emma Anderson, Faculty;Margaret Drickamer and MaryStone, Organizations.

PhotographersPhotographers, BACK ROW:Dan Kogan, Tom Payne. FRONTROW: Greg Walters—chairman,David Wooley, Bruce Pennock.

WorkersOur hard workers were,BACK ROW: Dan Kogan,Karla Vallance, Lee Perl-stein, David Peshkin,Christie Russell, Greg Ives,Beth Trupin, Alicia Hen-ry, Jennifer McClellan.FRONT ROW: Lydia Soo,Amber Barnhart, BarbGoldhor, Nancy Johannsen,Mary Wright, Kathy Hauck.

BACK ROW: Billy Weisel, Peter Wolff, Gregg Kinkley, MartinWolff. MIDDLE ROW: Debbie Goodman, Anne Hogan, PhyllisBrazelton, Jane Hayes, Dick Roth. SEATED: Susan Brown, CherylBrodsky, Celia Shapland. Emer Broadbent, Mimi Brodsky are notpictured.

MadrigalsMadrigals began this

year by being different.

They not only add one newAlto and one new Soprano,making the total 14 insteadof the old 12, but they ob-tained all new Elizabethiancostumes. Continuing withtheir uniqueness they pre-sented a Christmas pag-eant never to be forgotten,complete with boar's headand beautiful singing. Ma-drigals also participated ina state-wide music contest,did some taping and wenton an out-of-town tour.

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From Left to right,

the woodwind play-ers are: MartinWolff, Mimi Brod-sky, Lissa Lampkin,Rae Ann Haitiwan -

ger, Lynn Doebel,Amber Barnhart,Karen Doebel, CeliaShapland. Not pic-

tured: Anne Diggs,

Larry Lo, NancyUllmann.

InstrumentInstrumental Musicchalked up a new for

Uni this year by pre-

senting an all-instru-

mental concert in aninformal atmosphere.The brass ensembleperformed at the

Christmas concert,

and a small mixedensemble played for

the Mozart operetta

Bastien and Bastienna.

Thirty students in all

participated in the in-

strumental program.STANDING at the back are: Mr. Frank Jacobs and Mrs.David Wilson, instructors for the string program.SEATED are: Polly Stecyk, Ted Scheidegger, LydiaSoo, Diane Jenkins, Angela Chow, David Curtin, AmyMonkman, Armin Haken. Not pictured: Peter Wolff,Gerhard Raether.

Brass ensemble was: Bill Weisel, Megan Ingle, ChrisAlbin, Woody Richardson, Chris Rock and Jill Zwoyer.Not pictured: Gregg Kinkley.

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Pep BandA group of students and teachers

joined together to musically supportour Illineks in the form of Pep Band.The band, directed by Mr. FrankJacobs with the help of Mr. BobWhite and Gregg Kinkley, per-

formed at some of the home basket-

ball games. The group made up for

any musical inability with plenty of

enthusiasm.

Mixed ChorusMixed Chorus became acquainted with the American

composers this year, in an attempt to be musically ed-

ucated rather than just learning music. "Ceremony of

Carols" accompanied by harp, and popular Christmascarols were presented by Mixed Chorus at the traditional

Uni High Christmas Concert. A break with tradition

came with the operetta. This year, instead of performingone Gilbert and Sullivan, Mixed Chorus presented twonon-G&S operettas, the hilarious "Love is a Gamble" andthe musical Mozart Operetta "Bastien and Bastienna".

Spring Concert was composed of American written songs.

Our Director: Mr. FrankJacobs.

Sopranos, BACK ROW: Jennifer Williams, Kathy Hauck, Karen Doebel, Ellen Ziff, Phyllis

Brazelton, Nancy Ullmann, Beth Trupin, Therese DePauw, Vicki Fung. FRONT ROW: Jeff

Stephens, Karla Vallance, Kathy Josephsberg, Tina Stein, Alice McCormick, Mimi Brodsky,Cheryl Brodsky. Not pictured: Terry Stinson, Mary Stone, Debbie Goodman.

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Tenors: Greg Col-

linson, David Pesh-kin, Peter Burkhol-der, Woody Rich-ardson, Michael Ull-

mann, Bill Weisel,(Margaret Dricka-mer?) Not pictured:

Emer Broadbent,Jim Dobbs.

MixedChorusCon't

Basses: Kim Mast, Martin Wolff, David Curtin,

Gregg Kinkley, Ira Handler, Larry Lo, (MargaretDrickamer?), Dick Roth, Peter Wolff.

Altos, BACK ROW:Dawn Bodnar, Mar-garet Drickamer!,Amber Barnhart,

Amy Metzger, JaneHayes, Alicia Hen-ry, Anne Hogan.FRONT ROW: LydiaSoo, Angela Chow,Celia Shapland, Su-san Smith, Christie

Russel. Not pic-

tured: Susan Brown,Lee Perlstein, She-ila Pirkle.

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Adlai Stevenson III vs. Ralph T. Smith was the big political issue this

year, and in compliance with this the Political Interest Group called in

speakers for the two senatorial candidates. P.I.G. met during noon hoursand discussed political happenings in the real world. Seated are CindyHeath, Irene Aug, Jennifer Stone, Ben Stake, Woody Richardson. Standingin the back is our leader Walt Stewart. Not pictured, the V.P. John Hogan.

Though Model U.N. usually participates with the University in themock General Assembly, at least for the first part of last year they did not

get off the ground. At meetings members discussed world events, problemsand pressures. Members, STANDING: Woody Richardson, Walt Stewart,

Peter Burkholder, Richie Lazarus, Gregg Kinkley, Peter Wolff, AdrianeWakat. SEATED: Mary Stone, Andi Dunn, Terry Stinson, Beth Burdick,Nancy Johanson. Not pictured: Martin Wolff.

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Cross CountryAlthough this year's season was not so

successful for the team as last, many run-

ners gained valuable experience. CaptainTod Satterthwaite had a good year, setting

a number of course records. He placed sec-

ond at the Niles West Invitational, fifth in

the Twin Cities Meet, fourth in the district,

and eighty-seventh in the State meet at

Peoria. Giving strong support to Tod wereJim Bartle, Dave Peshkin, Eric Mast, andRich Klein.

Above, CaptainTod Satterth-waite. At right

he leads twoCentennial run-

ners. Below JimBartle takes adifferent view.

RECORD

Record: 3-5

Uni 30 Monticello 25

Uni 48 Centennial 18

5th at Niles West Invitational

Uni 45 Urbana 18

Uni 29 Leroy 27

3rd at Uni Invitational

3rd at Twin City Invitational

Uni 18 Monticello 45

Uni 15 Mahomet-Seymour 50

33rd at Peoria Invitational

Uni 37 Centennial 22

Uni 21 Argenta 40

35th at Mattoon Invitational

7th at District

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FRONT ROW: Will Pirkle, Jim Bartle, Eric Mast, Mac the Wonder Dog, Alec Hilton, Captain TodSatterthwaite, Chuck Ettensohn, and John Hogan. BACK ROW: Greg Collinson, Trent Barnhart,Dave Peshkin, Dan Rock, Allyn Smith, Rich Klein and Coach Ron Banion.

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The 70-71 version of the Illineks was much better than last year's teamand near the end of the season romped to victory over Onarga Military Aca-demy 79-45. Even though we only won one game the team worked hard in

practice and in games seemed to play its' best against the toughest oppo-sition. The team was led by two juniors Jim Bartle and Greg Walters andsenior Kim Jones. With over half of our points returning next year weshould have a good basis for a team. This year's team was coached by JackAshenfelter who did an excellent job in shaping us up into a presentable

bunch of ball players.

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Last years team was asideshow as much as a bas-ketball team; this squad sim-ply lacks physical talent.

Still, the players can dribble,

pass and shoot . . . theylook like a real basketballteam—just not good enough.And they hustle.

Stan Hieronymus(News Gazette)

Above: The J.V.'s FRONT ROW, Left to Right:

John Scanlan, Larry Lo, Ken McClellan, Steve

Kurland and Kendal Session. BACK ROW: Eric

Mast, Coach John Brown, Luke Bissell, KevinEichelburger, Woody Richardson, Trent Barn-hart and Larry Brazelton. This years J.V. didn't

win a game, but worked very hard. Their closest

game was a four point loss to Catlin.

At right: Coach Brown and Coach Ashenfelter

put a lot of time and effort into the basketball

program. It is too bad we couldn't have wonsome just for them.

Below: The Varsity, BACK ROW, Left to Right:Jim Bartle, Greg Walters, Dan Rock, Rich Klein,

Allyn Smith, Kim Jones, Eric Holshouser, BruceHamm, Luke Bissell and Ken McClellan. InFront: Co-captain Dave Stice, Coach Ashenfelter,and co-captain Tom Payne.

Winning isn't

everything—butwanting to win is.

(Vince Lombardi)

Junior Varsity alternate cheerleader wasSherry Holden.

Varsity cheerleaders were: Linda Krausz, PeggyOre, Janet Leach, and Jane Hays.

Cheerleader Linda Krausz and alternate SusanBrown.

Members of the Junior Varsity cheerleading squad were:Emily Johnson, Christie Russell, Jenny Stone, and BethTrupin.

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Track

Guy Blaylock stretches out during oneof Coach Banion's March practices.

Dan Kogan and Al Smith work out in

the third floor hall during Februaryand March.

Members of the '71 track team were: Cap-tain Tod Satterthwaite—2 mile, mile relay;

Allyn Smith—440, high jump, mile relay,

120 high hurdles, 880; David Peshkin

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mile, mile relay; Eric Mast—mile, 2 mile;

Mike Fung—shot put, sprints, discus, hur-dles; Greg Collinson—pole vault, longjump,sprints; Alec Hilton—hurdles, sprints; DanKogan—long jump, sprints; John Hogan

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mile; John Scanlan—high jump, hurdles;

Mike Wei—shot put, discus; Tim Stafford

—shot put, discus; Guy Blaylock—long

jump; Lance Holliday—hurdler.

«!Members stretching: from left to right AlHilton, Guy Blaylock, Al Smith, John Ho-gan, John Scanlan and Lance Holliday.

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Tom DworschakPresident

Tony FergusonVice-President

Lori StephensSecretary

Subfreshmen

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Vickie Patterson

Girls' RepresentativeJim BerganBoys' Representative

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Louise Allen

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Ruth Atkin Leora Auslander

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iJohnn Bartle Linda Becker

Elizabeth Bowdon Susan Burnham Cathy Coon

Helen Corbett Anne Diggs

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Paul Erlandson Fred Ewing

Teresa Gipson Jeanette Goines

Sheila Grob Jonathan Haile Rae Haltiwanger

Sandra Herron

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Shawn Holliday

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Carl Johnson

Brad Marr

Laurie Porter

Delia Lin

Will Pirkle

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Hal Rothman

Patrick Kearns

Beth Meyerson

Gerhard Raether

Mark Rubel Theodor Scheidegger

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f"Frederick Schult Daniel Shulman Ramona Smith

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David Sprenkle Polly Stecyk Lorelle Uggerby

Kevin Walker Monica Williams

Robert Yen Jill Zwoyer K^A~7V^1 >

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Freshmen

Beth TrupinPresident

Angela ChowVice-President

Jennifer McClellanTreasurer

Chris HammSecretary

Susi FletcherGirls' Representative

Larry BrazeltonBoys' Representative

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Chris Albin

Phil Auslander

Mimi Brodsky

Irene Ang

Guy Blaylock

Bettina DeBrunner

Terry DePauw

Rebecca Allen

Trent Barnhart

Lucy Coble

Not pictured:

Phillip Crawford

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Lynn Doebel Chuck Ettensohn Dave Fumento Jennifer Gold

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Armin Haken Andreas Hasenjaeger Cindy Heath

Bill Herron Alec Hilton John Hogan Sherry Holden

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Ross Johnston

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Lissa Lamkin

Emily Johnson

Kathy Klock

Jeff McNish

Darrell Miller Maureen O'Halloran

Diane Jenkins

Kathy Josefsberg

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David Lewman

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Bruce Pennock Sheila Pirkle Larry Robertson Patsy Rutledge

Mark Slates Susan Smith Jeff Stephens

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David PeshkinPresident

Alicia HenrySecretary

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Eric MastTreasurer

Christie Russell

Girls' Representative

Woody RichardsonBoys' Representative

Walt StewartVice-President

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Michael Brun

Kurt DeMoss

Jeff Badger

Dawn Bodnar

David Curtin

Gary Babcock

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Lydia Chen

Jim Dobbs

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Margaret Drickamer Kevin Eichelberger Vicky Fung

Sheru Gould Ira Handler

Kathy Hauck Polly Hertig Megan Ingle

Not pictured:

Piotr Gorecki

Ken McClellan

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Alice McCormick Amy Metzger

Lee Perlstein

Alice Ravenhall Leah Rich

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Chris Rock

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Kendal Session Not pictured:

Amy Monkman

Celia Shapland

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Rachel Simon

Greg Smith

Ben Stake

Desiree Slimak

Jeff Small

Tim Stafford

Jennifer Stone

Mark Spear

Terry Stinson

Nancy Ullmann Mary Wright

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Laurence LoPresident

Greg Ives

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JuniorsMatthew ChenTreasurer

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Nancy JohannsenGirls' Representative

Peter WolffBoys' Representative

Greg WaltersVice-President

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Diana Bair Valerie Barr Jim Bartle

Jeff Becker Greg Collinson

Karen Doebel Susan Doyle Andi Dunn

Robert Easley

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Evelyn Ang

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Jean Holden

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Rich Ettensohn Barb Goldhor

Brian Hendricks

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Steve Kurland

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Janet Leach Linda Lewis Wendy Martin

Kim Mast Ruth Monkman Cathy Pines

Becky Robinson

Not pictured:

Claire Neely

John Schousboe

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Lydia Soo Carol Szabo Karla Vallance

Scott Wyatt Karen Yoerger

Robert Zych

Not pictured:

Angela Woo

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Administration

Photo courtesy of The News Gazette.

Dr. Robert E. Boyd, Director of Ad-missions and Guidance, ESR teacher.

Mr. David F. Hendrix, AssistantPrincipal.

Dr. Anthony F. Gregorc, Principal.

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ScienceDr. Jack Ashenfelter, Exe-cutive teacher, Science de-partment, Chemistry andAdvanced Chemistry, Varsi-

ty coach, SAVE, StudentFaculty Advisory commitee.

Miss Elizabeth Kendzior,Biology and Advanced Bi-

ology, SAVE.

Mrs. Beryl Craig,

Chemistry.

Miss Bonnie Boyle, Biology.

Mrs. Rosalind Driver,

Physics.

Mr. Larry Guthrie, subscience.

Mrs. Joyce Wettenkamp,receptionist.

Secretaries

Mrs. Marvene Arm-strong, Clerk Typist

il MMrs. Barbara Harkness,Guidance Secretary

LibrariansMrs. Florence A. Car-son, Secretary to Dr.

Gregoric.

Miss Miriam Swanson,Graduate Assistant.

Mr. Raymond Wilskey,money-changer and cus-

todian.

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Mrs. Joan VanNord, HeadLibrarian.

Miss Geneva Singletary,

Library Clerk.

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Social

StudiesThe staff of the Social

Studies Department had pro-

gressive ideas this year. Theytried to help students learn

how to react in society, andhave good social relations.

One upper class focused onthe problems of society, suchas racism and poverty; andtried to make the students

more aware of them.

Ellen Johnson struggled throughone freshman class.

The head of the department, Dr. Ella

Leppert, taught one sophomore class

and senior seminar. She also spon-sored Model U.N.

Grenville King was in charge of onefreshman and one sophomore class of

wild students.

Uni's lovable Wilson Dwyer cradled a subfreshmanclass, and taught U.S. History to one half of the juniors.

He also sponsored P.I.G.

Bob White cradled a subfreshman class andtaught U.S. History to the other half of the

juniors. He sponsored student council, also.

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EnglishThe Uni High English department taught

the students how to read critically, how to

write parody and poetry, how to use a vari-

ety of rhetorical patterns, and how to deliver

a formal speech. It also attempted to lead stu-

dents to an understanding of some of the

great ideas and themes of literature.

The head of the English department, Charlene Tib-

bitts, taught senior English and sponsored Unique.

Sarah Eitelbach taught

two sub classes and twosophomore classes.

Warren Royer, Uni's Pub-licity Manager, taught subEnglish and journalism.

He also sponsored Gar-goyle, U'N'I, and Audio-Visual.

Uni's brilliant actress

Jane Page sponsoredSTAG and operetta. In

her spare time shetaught the English I

classes.

Mary Hoag taught both

English III classes andwas the faculty spon-

sor of "Earnest".

r. Ellis Levin, German[V, Maintenance Supervi-

m of Language Lab.

ss Helen Lamont, sub Latin,tin I-IV.

Mrs. Carol Bond, Executive Teach-er, Language department, FrenchI-IV.

Mrs. Cheryl Finch, Russian III.

Language

Miss Elaine Adelman, LanguageLab teacher.

Mrs. Constance Curtin, Russian 1,11,

IV, Senior Sponsor.

Mr. John K. Brown, Math LI and III,

Computer Programming (2nd Semes-ter), chess club sponsor, JV Basket-ball Coach.

Mr. Clifford Tremblay, Sub Math, Math I

Miss Eleanor McCoy, Sub Math, MathI and II, sub sponsor.

Dr. Steven Szabo, Math IV, ComputerProgramming (1st Semester).

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Mr. Landis M. Sion, freshman, junior,

and senior P.E. teacher, sub and fresh-

man basketball coach, Golf club, Exe-cutive P.E. teacher.

Physical

Education

Mrs. Diane Hoskinson, frosh, junior, andsenior P.E. teacher, cheerleading spon-sor, and S.O.S. sponsor.

Mr. Ronald Banion, sub and sophomoreP.E. teacher, cross-country and track

coach, drivers' education teacher.

Miss Lori Schutt, sub and sophomore P.E. teach-

er.

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Fine Arts

Mr. Frank Jacobs, Mixed Chorus, Madrigals,Brass Ensemble, Pep Band, Instrumental En-semble, and operetta.

Mrs. Muriel Hesse, Art I-IV, sub Art, Bulle-

tin Boards sponsor.

Mr. Dick Heinsen, coun-selor.

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Mr. Thomas Nagy , counselor.

Mrs. Sheila Clements, counselor.

Vocational Arts

Mr. Walter Mattson, Industrial Arts teach-

er.

Mrs. Judy Davisson, Typing teacher.

Mrs. Carolyn Healy,

counselor.

Dr. Kathryn W. Smith, Executive Teacher,

Vocational and Technical Education, Home-Ec teacher, Education for Social Relevance,

and Home-Ec Club sponsor.

Guidance101

The 1st Book of Our Class

or

Genesiskoplis

In the beginning Wilfred and his Holy Administration picked the Class of '71. And the Class waswithout form and void: and Wilfred said, "Let there be classes." And there were classes, and Wilfredsaw that they were good. And so it came to pass that the Class of '71 were and they received his

blessing.

Now there was a plague upon the land of Uni, and this plague came in two persons—and lo thefirst be Swen gel, and lo the second be Lo. Now the people of the Class knew well how to attacketh

these creatures. For yea, the Class gave Lo so much trouble that she smote the Class, saying, "Verily,

verily, I say unto thee, I can't taketh it any longer."

Now Swen gel hadeth a different tactic—an emissary of evil nameth Mither Martin. He wreakedmuch havoc on the peoples of the Class by smiting them with his lispeth and making them partake of

manifold reports upon famous composers.Yea, even giants knowneth as seniors invaded the sanctitude of the Class' very ranks, they could

look to even the shortest amongst them to placate their savage souls.

But yea, the Class had the knowledge to combateth all obstacles put in front of them. For their

technology had yielded the spitwad, with which they smited not only Martin, but lo themselves. Andit is upon this civil war that the Greek domination of our class gaveth over to Mormon influence, in

our Freshman era—for one generation passeth away, and another generation cometh.

The Second Epoch or An Epistle of

Broadbent

And so it came to pass that the Class of '71 fell out of favor with Wilfred, and he spake harshlyunto them saying, "For your transgressions, wherin you have partaken of knowledge, I shall causeyou to speak different languages, and not be able to understandeth each other. And this did happen.For he senteth down from a high notion his firmament of the North Attic Pez, and Unzicker, and Cur-tin, and they did teach the sinners different tongues, and to this day they understandeth each other

not.

David the King, Thomas the Fast, and Eric the Holshover then joined the ranks of the Class. Andso it came to passes. While the entire female population concentrated on these three wise men, the

male population concentrated on the odd art of de-pantsing Timothy and Markus. And hence thesetwo camps, strangely divided, were re-united in the third epoch of the Class, where Mormen gave into

Shinto-Taoists.

The Third Epoch or An Epistle of

Fung

And so Wilfred and his helper Robert sent their only son Anthony down to Uni, to helpeth the

Class repent of their sins, even knowing he would later be crucified by the very onew he tried to help.

And it came topass that yet another god descended from the North Attic, and his name was Cornell.

And Cornell endeavoredeth to leadeth his people out from the depths of the Valley into the Light

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of Good Music. And on top of Mount Sion he received the 10 commandments of good music, andpreached them to the Class, and they did sing better.

During this time vandals beseiged the land, breaking pipes in the sanctity of the locker room, andutilizing weapons supplied by a false idol, John Baal. Those hayhands related Indian Myths and par-

tooketh in an odd type of football wherein the object was not the ball but was the person.

And Anthony saw all those things, and saw that they were bad and so seeking the aid of Ella,

did create a flood of homework. And the homework came down for 170 days and 170 nights, and noah-one was forewarned. And whence cometh the in-service days, a rainbow appearedeth, reminding the

people of the Fung epoch that there would be more homework in the years of Weisel.

The Gospel according to

Weizowsky

O, it then came to passskuva that Fungowlese went rampant ovowre the landuh. Yow, evan posto-

wrez for Big Showe had the langwaje on itskuva.

And Anthony and his counselors saw this, and wondered from whence and for what this scourgehad cometh. Ergo, his counselors submitted the Class to tests, to make a-certain that yey, indeed,

sanity still remaineth. The PSAT, ACT, and SAT cameth and passed away, and indeed sanity had left,

but the people were not in a position to careth.

And upon these feelings of remorse cameth a most singular event. Chucky-Pob did cometh andtaught the Class how to keep power under control. He did this with great liscense, and taughteth the

Class how to driveth with knees, backeth into lightposts, and knocketh bumpers.Under the ausipices of Cornell the Class did undertaketh in this, their fourth year, the Mikado.

And it came to pass that an exceeding number were cast for it, and they keepeth many momentos of

it; and therefore, there is a time to keep, and a time to cast away!And therein the oddysey of the Class of '71 entereth its last year.

The Revelations of

Lazarus

And the Class, in the last year of its existence, were in need of a great leader. Along the RiverBoneyard they found a tomb, and the dead man inside was the only one for the task. Ergo, Anthonyspake unto the cadavre, saying, "Lazarus, come forth." And he cameth. And he was utter Lazarus,head to foot.

And this man had a hard lot of sheep to lead. Unlike the accustomed these sheep said not Bah,but Oink! But this all seemeth to be grst to Lazarus' mill.

But Lazarus and mortal alike were subject to the brutal homework floods of Tibbetts and Leppert.And so the second catechism came to pass. And when it passed, the riots of the Class were placated,

the eternal question of whether to haveth operretta or broadway production were solved, when all

were clear, the Class of '71 learned that yea, indeed there is more than one road to Tipperary.

The Chronicles end here

And if any man shall taketh away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall takethaway his part out of the book of life. (Revelation 22.119)

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