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table of contents1st WordLet’s break up the CISD beforewe turn into San Antonio.3
Advice fromUncle Esel
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7 Due ProcessThis Scientology thing just keeps getting more complicated.
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This Scientology thing raises afew questions.
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The CISD Corruption BondBreak out your checkbooks, because we’ve got a $451 million bond staring us down, and if recent elections are any indication, local voters can’t resist a sweet new tax increase. As a community, we’re floozies for any tax/spend proposal that comes down the pike.
The fact that most of the voters that will actually make the trip to the polls will be, due their age, exempt from the tax, doesn’t help. In fact, the District pushes the fact that the over-65 crowd can vote for this without putting their own bank accounts in jeopardy: “In addition, for taxpayers 65 and older, the school property tax amount is generally fixed under a tax ceiling regardless of the increase in property value, unless significant improvements are made to the property.“ (Source: comalisd.org/bond_information/PDF/AKletterweb.pdf) Thanks for that.
On the table, a nearly half-billion dollar proposal from the Comal ISD, intended to build new schools, without a penny for more teachers or increased teacher pay. Think about that. When we discuss problems in American education, teacher pay always comes in at or near the top. We’re constantly hearing stories of how teachers have to dip into their own bank accounts to properly outfit their classrooms. Nearly a half-billion dollars borrowed, a massive property tax increase to pay it off, and no raises for the people that do the actual teaching. Yeah, that makes sense.
Again, more new schools, no new teachers. So don’t for a single minute think that this stops with the bond issue. Staff will need to be hired, and staff will need to be paid. With another tax increase. Hooray.
The bond is advertised as covering a ten-year planning cycle. Consider how very long that is. Remember the 2003 iPhone? No? That’s because they didn’t exist until 2007, and that model sucked. Things change, and they change fast. Why not split up the bond/plan into two five-year deals? Likely because somebody benefits greatly by taxpayers committing big, big money up front. If it
were split in two, the voters might catch on before the squeeze is complete. Can’t have that.
There was a pro-bond pep-rally organized by the Chamber of Commerce last
week. It was sponsored by HMT Engineering & Surveying. We think
an engineering company might have an interest in putting up new buildings. We know the Chamber does. Again, note that the bond includes nothing for teachers, which, at the end of the day, are what smart parents really care about. Hermann Seele taught under a tree, and he was the man. Empty buildings don’t do anyone any good, save the people getting paid to build them.
Right now, the District’s local elementary schools will not reach capacity until after the ten-year cycle. The bond plan builds two more much sooner. Smithson Valley and Canyon High Schools are forecast to reach capacity in about the fourth and ninth year of the plan, respectively, so one new campus would get the job done until well past the ten-year cycle. The plan calls for two. Oh, and they both get tasty, new, 8,000 seat football stadiums as well. Can’t skimp there. This is TEXAS, after all. (No word on what color the fields will be this time around.)
Here’s a quote from the head of the political action committee that’s pushing for the bond, Kirk Kistner, as published on the San Antonio Express-News website (mysanantonio.com): “Our high schools and middle schools are now at the trigger point where we have to start planning new schools…” Really? Are they? Or is Kistner just trying to make a quick buck?
We decided that that’s a pretty good question, so we did some quick Kistner research. According to LinkedIn, he’s the Vice-President of Marketing and Business Development for a company called Bartlett Cocke, a contracting company that builds public schools. He used to be vice-chairman of our City’s 4-B Board as well, so the guy obviously knows how to move taxpayer cash into private hands. We wonder why the Express-News failed to clue us in on just who Kistner is, you know, outside of the PAC. They
must have run out of room on their webpage.It should be noted that the bond advocates
are doing most of their talking to the San Antonio Express-News, which has endorsed the plan as good for San Antonio. That’s because much of the new construction will be taking place in Bexar County. According to the CISD’s website, “two high schools and two middle schools to address enrollment growth projections in the south US Highway 281 area in Bexar County and along Interstate 35…” The fact is, the District is simply too big. There are too many different interests at stake. We’re now calling for, nay, demanding its division into smaller districts. Seems as good a time as any.
One last thing. The people in charge of this money will be connected citizens – not elected officials. A citizen oversight committee will have complete control over planning and execution with no electoral sword hanging over its head. But I’m sure that’s nothing to worry about.
In short, when Kirk Kistner tries to sell you on the bond with pictures of kids and slogans that invoke “the good of the children”, keep in mind this thing isn’t about kids, or teachers, or education at all – it’s about HMT Engineering & Surveying, Bartlett Cocke, and a Chamber of Commerce that’s on the payroll of the City’s government. In other words, business as usual in Texas’ Most Corrupt City ™.
The CISD bond election takes place November 5.
Next Week: We finish this Island nonsense once and for all.
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I have a couple of issues with the upcoming vote on the proposed $451 million tax bond for Comal ISD.
First off, I would like to know why the school district is asking for taxpayer support while the investigation by the Comal County Sheriff’s Department and the Texas Rangers is still going on. Why are the authorities investigating Comal ISD? I take it that maybe it has something to do with home improvements at a district office employee’s home and other covered-up waste. They want the taxpayer to fork over more money “for the children” and I notice in the press every year the teachers are doing without raises and they have to buy school supplies for the kids with their own money.
That multimillion dollar sink hole, better known as Comal ISD Support Services, needs to publish a line item report for the requested funds from taxpayers that the public can understand. I know the bond is packed with replacement kitchen equipment. Why are taxpayers asked to pay for equipment when
the kitchens are “leased” out to Chartwell’s. Didn’t their contract say that they have to maintain the equipment they are using?
Second; As a taxpaying resident of Comal County I received a postage paid (permit #3260) flyer from Comal ISD asking me to vote YES in the November 5 election for their bond. Can the school district actually solicit residents for their cause using tax payer funds?
I think it is time for the taxpayers to stop letting officials in the district office hold the children hostage to accommodate their whims.
Frank Altschuler
See this week’s First Word column (page 3) for our take on the bond issue. As for the mailer, the wording is all important. If it’s something like “This is what the bond will get y’all”, it’s legit. Should it actually implore you to “Vote Yes”, then they’ve crossed the line. Also keep in mind that a “Vote Yes” flier sent by the bond’s PAC is also legitimate. Please send us a copy at [email protected] and we’ll have a look. - Editor
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Claiming itself victim, the Church of Scientology
International filed a motion Friday to stop a
Comal County woman’s lawsuit against the
organization. In its motion, CSI says that the
lawsuit violates its First Amendment rights,
even though the motion admits that the Church
sent protesters and private investigators after
Monique Rathbun.
Also on Friday, Judge Dib Waldrip denied
a motion by CSI to keep Monique Rathbun’s
husband, Marty, from speaking with her or her
attorneys about the case.
At the start of Friday’s hearing, CSI
attorney Ricardo Cedillo brought in a box filled
with what he jokingly called “light reading
material” for Waldrip and announced that the
Church was filing an Anti-SLAPP motion.
Outside the courtroom, Cedillo described
the Anti-SLAPP law, which has been in effect
in Texas for two years, as a “way to halt a
lawsuit on First Amendment grounds.” SLAPP
is an acronym for Strategic Lawsuit Against
Public Participation.
The measure was enacted to protect
people and institutions from financially
draining suits filed against them for expressing
First Amendment rights, such as publicly
criticizing a company. An Anti-SLAPP motion
must filed within 60 days of notification of the
suit (Cedillo filed the motion on the day 59)
and a hearing has to be set within 60 days
of the motion, unless the docket is full. After
the hearing, the judge must render a decision
within 30 days. The losing side is granted an
automatic appeal. However, a judge could
rule that an Anti-SLAPP motion was filed simply
to delay the case.
When an Anti-SLAPP motion is filed,
the lawsuit has to come, as Cedillo told the
court, “to a screeching halt” until the motion
is ruled upon. However, Cedillo said that the
Church is not requesting that and will allow
the Dec. 11 hearings to take place, which
will cover Monique Rathbun’s request for a
temporary injunction, and the issue of whether
the court has jurisdiction over Church leader
David Miscavige and the Religious Technology
Center. However, the question remains
whether the law even allows any depositions
to take place except in relation to the Anti-
SLAPP motion. Calls and emails to attorneys
for both Rathbun and CSI were not returned
by press time.
In its motion, CSI admitted that it hired
private investigators, including co-defendant
David Sloat who put cameras up to film the
Rathbun’s Comal County home. The Church
also said that it “provided some financial
and legal support to the Squirrel Busters.”
Squirrel is a term the Church uses for those
who independently practice Scientology.
Previously, CSI told the court that it hadn’t sent
the Squirrel Busters to the Rathbun’s former
home in Ingleside on the Bay.
The motion also said it “retained” co-
defendant David Lubow, whom it described as
a filmmaker who was filming a documentary
on the Rathbuns.
Much of lengthy Anti-SLAPP motion takes
aim at Marty Rathbun, accusing him of stealing
and encouraging others to steal Church
property, trespassing on its premises, criticizing
the organization, trying to encourage others
to leave the Church and taking part in 14
different trials against them, which prompted
Monique Rathbun’s attorney, Ray Jeffrey, to
object, saying that Marty Rathbun was called
as a witness at those trials.
Very little in the motion relates to Monique
Rathbun, who had filed the harassment suit. The
Church’s argument is that Monique Rathbun is
married to a public figure and that she has
appeared with him in news interviews, making
her a public figure as well. The Church accuses
Monique Rathbun of publicly criticizing the
Church, however her criticisms have been
leveled at the Squirrel Busters. The motion also
says that Monique Rathbun “offers no evidence
that harassment ongoing,” however it does not
mention the temporary restraining order that
has been in place against the Church since the
lawsuit was filed on Aug. 16.
Continued on next page.
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Bubbling just beneath the surface of the
Scientology trial regards an issue larger than
the trial itself, and that is right to practice
one’s faith.
In its Anti-SLAPP motion, the Church of
Scientology International (CSI) claims that
it had the First Amendment right to protest,
survey and generally harass Monique Rathbun
because her husband, Marty, has been
practicing Scientology from his home and
independent of the Church. The Church calls
such people Squirrels and takes high offense
of them. Those practicing outside of the Church
refer to themselves as Indies.
The Church insists that Squirrels, such
as Marty Rathbun, are violating the Church’s
significant patents, trademarks and copyrights.
The Indies maintain they are practicing the true
religion as set down by founder and science-
fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard and claim
the Church, under the leadership of David
Miscavige, has been led astray.
This is certainly not a new issue to
religion. The Catholic Church had its share
of schisms, one of which led to the Eastern
Orthodox faiths.
Battles over dogma are not new, and this
one is spelled out in the Anti-SLAPP motion,
but not in a way, I think, the Church of
Scientology intends.
In its motion, the Church accuses Marty of
thinking of himself as a “modern day Martin
Luther” and said that Marty’s blog post, “31
Factors,” was “obvious imitation of Luther’s
nailing of his ‘95 Theses’ on the door of
Wittenberg Castle church.”
First, permit me a little historical
wonkishness. Luther’s idea of nailing protests
to the church’s doors was not original to him,
being a common practice at the time. Luther’s
“Theses” likely had competition on the doors
when he nailed up his complaints.
Secondly, and more significantly, the
reference to Luther undermines CSI’s own
argument. Is it saying that Luther was wrong
to question the Catholic Church? Did he
violate the Vatican’s rights by questioning its
practices? Was Luther, too, a Squirrel? Could
the Catholic Church say to the entire Protestant
collection, “you know, guys, we were the first
to compile the Holy Bible, so you can’t use
it and you can’t talk about Jesus.” Can you
trademark faith?
One of the constants in the history of
established religions is that there are always
detractors and those detractors will, at times,
branch away from the previous orthodoxy.
This is a natural result of text-based religions
because people interpret texts differently.
Though this isn’t a problem when we discuss
varying views of Hermann Hesse, it becomes
a severe issue when we believe our views
carry the weight of the eternal soul and the
salvation of all humans.
In Luther’s time, those who questioned
the Vatican could face charges of heresy,
which would then lead to torture and death.
Luther was lucky in that he found support
among German princes who had grown tired
of answering to Rome. While I don’t believe
CSI would say that those who practice outside
the institution deserve to die, it does appear
to say, based upon the Anti-SLAPP motion,
that practicing former members and their
families deserve to be harangued, defamed
and spied upon.
Hell, Marty Rathbun is no saint, and he’s
freely admitted to that and has apologized.
As the second-highest member of the Church
of Scientology, he participated in some of
the same abuses of power he now deplores.
Read posts on the various websites of former
Scientologists, and you will find many who
distrust Marty Rathbun, However, they seem to
mistrust David Miscavige even more.
The Church of Scientology has developed
a crippling reputation as money hungry, as well
as physically and psychologically abusive, a
view reinforced by the ever-growing number
of former members. Where are former Church
members who still keep the faith supposed
to go? Do they no longer have the right to
practice their beliefs?
Of course they do, just as much as any
current member of the Church. Marty Rathbun,
too, has the First Amendment right to practice
his faith. After all, Martin Luther wasn’t a
pleasant person, but he had the inherent right
to different beliefs from the hierarchy.
Will the Church of Scientology survive
its scandals and numerous woes? More
than likely. Lord knows the Catholic Church
survived its centuries of violence, greed
and avarice. No doubt Scientology, as a
faith, will continue.
Sure, CSI has made other accusations
against Marty Rathbun, and those will have to
be hammered out in court on their own merits.
But on the issue of reprisals against someone
for practicing the faith of their own choice, in
their own home and in a manner that brings
no actual harm to others, the Church of
Scientology is, at the very least, stretching the
parameters of the First Amendment.
If I meditate in my front yard and chant
“Om Mani Padme Hum” while clicking off
beads on my mala, does the Dalai Lama have
the right to send Buddhists to yell, protest and
spy on my wife? I presume that is to be decided
by those with the legal expertise I lack.
But I doubt the Dalai Lama would do such
a thing, and that is the true difference.
MEGATORIALALSO WITH NICK ROGERS
Continued from previous page.
The biggest bone of contention for CSI
seems to be Marty Rathbun’s continued
practice of Scientology from his home and
independent of the Church, which it sees
as a violation of its copyright, trademark,
patent rights.
“They want to portray themselves as the
victims here,” Cedillo told the court, “they
aren’t. He is practicing independently and
we have First Amendment proprietorship
rights. We’re the victims.” Cedillo also
accused Marty Rathbun of “using his wife” to
attack the Church.
Another issue on Friday was the CSI’s
motion to put a protective order on Marty
Rathbun to keep him from discussing the case
with his wife and her attorneys. The Church’s
argument that since he oversaw legal issues
for Church for many years, he has privileged
and confidential information that would violate
attorney-client privilege, mirroring the same
argument CSI made in its failed attempt to
disqualify Monique Rathbun’s attorneys.
Jeffrey said the Church was, “in essence,
asking for a gag order.”
CSI even asked that Marty Rathbun’s
affidavit, which has been public for more
than a month, be sealed because it contains
classified information.
“You’re not dealing with normal litigants,”
Jeffrey told the court. “They’re going to say
everything is confidential.”
Waldrip was reticent about CSI’s request,
saying he didn’t want to “interfere in the
sanctity of marriage.” The judge also pointed
out how such an order could even be carried
out? Waldrip noted that under Texas laws,
spouses are considered different when dealing
with such issues.
The judge then ruled that Marty Rathbun
would be excluded from the protective order,
“at least as it relates to the jurisdictional
issues.” He said that a protective order against
the husband could be put in place as the rest
of the trial progresses.
Cedillo probably best encapsulated the
lawsuit up to this point when he told Waldrip
that this is a “battle that has many, many fronts.”
Nick Rogers covers courts and crime for the TX Citizen.
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Uncle Esel,I read that former city employee
Nathan Pence was asking the Feds to come into our river and do something with the gauges. Is this something we want happening? Will this help us or harm us?
Thanks, Rob
Dear Rob, Former city river guru and minister of
misinformation has taken a new step in his new role overseeing the Edwards Aquifer Habitat Conservation Plan by attacking (again) the water flow of the Comal Springs. After years of telling the residents how important it was to keep the federal government out of our river business, in his new role he is asking for the exact opposite of that.
It looks like the plan is to have the Feds come in and certify that the gauges are underreporting the flow rate. What this means is that the HCP would end up helping SAWS avoid reducing flows by being able to tell us that the river flow is okay now. Of course, the HCP would get breathing room by using the numbers to their advantage and make it look like they are our saviors.
Since the measurement well for the Uvalde pool of the Edwards also had some issues, Esel wonders how long the EAA will wait before making announcements that the J-17 well, the well that dictates our water conservation stage, is also faulty. I’ll give you only one guess who it will likely favor, it rhymes with jaws.
Love, K
Uncle Esel,Did you participate in the recent
pro-gun rally at the Alamo? Chuck
Dear Chuck,I was not at the recent open carry rally.
The attendees were there to exercise their Second Amendment rights and to let San Antonio council know they were opposed to any laws to ban open carry. Uncle Esel finds it fitting to see this at the Alamo.
Imagine if the Texicans had been forced to surrender their weapons to the Mexican government in the years before. Imagine today having to decide what American food restaurant we were going to eat at for lunch and having to “push” one for English.
Love, K
Dear Mr. Esel,With early voting going on for the
November election, I was shocked to get not one but two mailings for the Casteel guy running for mayor in the May election. Isn’t it a bit early for the city election to be hitting the street already? I mean it’s not even thanksgiving.
Thanks, Jake
Dear Jake,Glad you asked, because that has been
all Uncle Esel has been hearing for the last few days. Some are saying that Barron Casteel is coming out big and spending BIG right out of the gate to scare off any other potential candidates. That the two mailers have gone out means that in addition to thousands on printing and even more on postage, one can speculate that Casteel is willing to spend enormous and maybe record setting monies on this race. We can’t wait to see those disclosures.
Barron is the lawyer son of former Texas Representative and lawyer Carter Casteel from Monahans, Texas who served in the state legislature 2002 to 2006. Carter herself raised nearly half a million dollars for her political career and we hear the family is not hurting for cash.
We can see that Barron Casteel is fairly frugal as he does not show much in campaign contributions other than to Lamar Smith in 2011. Still, many comments have said that this kickoff is overly grandiose and without precedent. Certainly, there has been plenty of ammo provided by the current mayor and her “till the end” support of fired city manager Morrison, the mismanaged projects like Walnut and the raising of taxes and fees every chance they get for anyone who chooses to run, but are the citizens really ready for another lawyer in city hall?
With previous city attorneys creating flawed ordinances and inviting lawsuits at every turn, to a current attorney who can’t remember what was said moments before in a conversation, why would the citizens vote for another ambulance chaser? Here’s why; he’s got a well known name, he’s really good at the coat tails thing, he’s the right persuasion, he has lots of family money, he says the right things, and he’s the right, ahem, persuasion.
Love, K
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Dear Mexican: I was surprised, on a trip to Mexico earlier this month, that I only ever found the holiday referred to as ‘Dia de Muertos”, whereas in the States, I’ve only ever heard it referred to as “Dia de los Muertos.” I’m really curious as to WHY there’s a difference north/south of the border.
Do Chicanos include the “los” so that it better matches up with the English translation? Do Mexicans use the phrase so often that the “los” has just fallen by the wayside? Is “los muertos” actually more [historically?] correct grammatically, and that phraseology’s been preserved in the remote reaches of New Spain? In Spanish, do you actually NEED the “los”, or does the word “muertos” effectively include the article? I’ve asked friends, but no one seems to know the reason for the difference; knowing your love of etymology and history, I was hoping you could give a definitive answer. Sorry for the long letter!
La Catrina
Dear Gabacha: Now, let’s not put any blame on those mongrelizing Chicanos, one of whom (Michael Orozco) just helped the U.S. soccer squad save Mexico’s ass from World Cup elimination by scoring a goal in Uncle Sam’s Army’s epic 3-2 triumph over Panama.
Both “Día de los Muertos” and “Día de Muertos” have been used in Mexico since the 16th century, although I’m noticing Chicano yaktivists and their fresa cousins are preferring the latter, most likely because they feel too many gabachos now know about the holiday and prefer to use something they won’t understand—kind of like how Mexicans began using gabacho once gringos started calling themselves gringos, you know?
Both are technically right: “Dia de Muertos” is the literal translation of All Souls’ Day, the Catholic holiday from which Mexico’s veneration of its faithful departed is partly derived (notice how it’s not called “All of the Souls Day,” even though that makes more sense). On the other hand, the day before Día de los Muertos, All Saints’ Day, is almost universally known in Mexico as Día de Todos los Santos (which literally translates as “Day of All of the Saints”) instead of Día de Todos
Santos. Confused yet? Don’t be: the Mexican propensity for elision is as notorious as our love for agave-based spirits and confusing the hell out of gabachos.
Dear Mexican: The other day, I went to Taco Bell and hit the drive-through. At the window, I ordered something with jalapeños. When I spoke the sacred “jalapeno” word with my gawky gringo accent, the illegal Mexican at the cash register corrected my pronunciation by repeating the word slowly and condescendingly with his own accent—“hah-lah-pen-yo.” Kind of annoying. True, I only suspect he’s Mexican, and I suspect he’s illegal as well. But I find his almost complete inability to speak English offers some kind of clue wouldn’t you say?
I wonder: is this dude so ignorant he doesn’t understand that people pronounce words differently depending on where they’re from? Or was he intentionally getting rude ‘cause he just hates gabachos? Or maybe, he was kindly instructing me as to how words will be expected to be pronounced once the Reconquista fulfills its promise. I’ve seen the stats and I have no illusions; if you Mexicans keep reproducing like bunnies, y’all will eventually rule the whole continent.
Home Fry
Dear Gabacho: Let’s just set aside por un poquito your preposterous assumption that the guy taking your order is undocumented—Taco Bell uses E-Verify to ensure only legal citizens and residents prepare its slop.
Guy took your order, right? Which means he knows English. If anything, the Mexican was being charitable—you’re obviously the last gabacho left that doesn’t know how to pronounce jalapeño correctly, which means you’re as clueless about Mexican affairs as Damien Cave, the New York Times Mexico correspondent whose stories seem like press releases penned by the PRI.
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The Happy Cow's final beltsander races went into the books over the weekend, with Team Baby Labonte taking home the gold in the modified category, and Team Colonel Sanders walking away with the stock division trophy. The beltsander races, and the Happy Cow itself, have been a huge part of the TX Citizen for a good long while, and we're going to miss 'em terrible when their doors close for good on November 3. Thank you, Happy Cow!
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I was recently asked to name the biggest influences in my life when it comes to cooking. One lovely lady came to my mind; Oma Malatesta. Oma was my first husband’s grandmother. She was of English & German decent but her husband, “Grandpa”, was straight from Italy. Every Sunday we would walk through Oma & Grandpa’s door with their first great-grand baby; my oldest daughter Dane. Like clockwork, Grandpa Malatesta would shuffle over and say, “Ciao Bella Ragazza!” which means, “Hey beautiful girl!”, then kiss her on top of her head.
Oma would always have some sort of pasta dish and fried chicken prepared. She and I would spend countless hours talking about cooking and pouring over her stacks of Southern Living Magazine. Unfortunately, Oma has long since passed away, but her recipes live on, because there is something special to be said and enjoyed about family traditions and comfort food. Here is one of her favorite recipes… Godere!
Oma Malatesta’s Stuffed Shells
• 2tspoliveoil• 1smallchoppedsweetonion• 2clovesofgarlic,chopped• 1tspdriedbasil• 1tspdriedoregano• 14.5ozcanoffireroasteddiced tomatoes (I recommend Muir Glen)• 15oztomatosauce (Again, Muir Glen)• 2tblstomatopaste• 1cupbeefbroth• ½cupdryredwine• ¼tspredpepperflakes• 1tspsugar• GroundblackpepperandgroundseasalttotasteIn a medium pot, heat oil over medium heat. Add chopped onions and garlic with dried
basil, oregano, and sauté until soft; about 5 min. Add the roasted tomatoes, tomato sauce, paste, beef broth, wine, red pepper flakes, and sugar; still well. Salt & pepper to taste. Simmer until thickened. Then:
• 1lbssweetItaliansausage,chopped(Cansubstitutemildorhot)• 1egg,beaten• 16ozwholemilkricottacheese• 2cupsshreddedmozzarellacheese,divided• ¾cupshreddedparmesancheese,divided• 2tblschoppedfreshparsley• ½cupdicedgreenonion• ¼tspwhitepepper• 12ozboxofjumbopastashellsIn frying pan over medium heat; brown sausage, remove from heat, and drain grease, set aside
to cool. In a medium bowl, add egg and all remaining ingredients, blend until fully incorporated. Add chopped browned sausage to cheese filling. If sausage is still hot it will melt the cheese. Boil about 20 pasta shells in water per al dente instructions on box. Spoon sausage & cheese filling into each shell. Spread tomato sauce into oven pan the shape and size of your choice. Just enough sauce to cover the bottom. Drizzle a little sauce on top of shells and sprinkle with a little reserved mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes or until browned.
Until next time, Eat, Drink & Be Sherri!Sherri
Sherri Gallagher is a New Braunfels personal chef who grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where she began cooking at the age of 8. Her culinary virtuosity can be experienced at the Regal Ravioli food truck in Austin, (regalraviloi.com), and at various catering functions and local home dinner & cocktail parties. She can be contacted at [email protected].
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Chris Matthews, MSNBC, and that Pesky Three-Fifths Compromise One of the things I find most annoying in
politics is the continued recycling of overt
idiocy in the attempt to sway public opinion.
Most recently in this vein was Chris Matthews
of MSNBC, pulling out and shining up the
Three-Fifths Compromise to use as a cudgel
against the Republican Party. He questions if
Republicans still feel that black people are only
three-fifths of a person.
The obvious intent is to paint Republicans
in general and conservative Republicans in
specific as racists. This masterful use of ad
hominem would be less effective if people
consistently pointed out how historically
illiterate one must be to believe this
argument. Being placed in a position where
I have to assume someone is either stupid or
disingenuous is difficult. In this case, I’ll just lay
out the facts and let you decide.
The notion that the Three-Fifths
Compromise was racist in its intent has been
around for a long time. In fact, one of the
earliest debunkings of this belief came from
Fredrick Douglas who, after careful study,
recognized that it “leans to freedom, not
slavery…” It sounds horrible to consider a slave
as only three-fifths of a man, but it’s important
to remember that this was a compromise and
that the alternate of considering slaves in full
was the greatest desire of the slave-holding
South, not the abolitionist North.
The Three-Fifths Compromise was about
how the states would be represented within
the new federal government. It had already
been decided that representation in the House
would be tied to population. This was a plan
that favored the populous North. The South
hoped to mitigate this by counting their slaves
as members of the population even though they
would have no rights, citizenship, or vote. A
battle ensued, and the Three-Fifths Compromise
was brokered by James Wilson and Roger
Sherman after figures of one-fourth and three-
fourths had been considered and rejected.
Wilson and Sherman, both Northerners, were
certainly not looking to benefit the slave states,
but they were trying to get an agreement that
would convince the South to sign the newly
drafted Constitution.
Many of
the most fervent
abolitionists of the
time insisted that
slaves should never
be counted unless
they were citizens
with full rights, but
if that attitude had
held, it is almost
certain that the
Constitution would
not have been
signed. The result
would have made
it impossible for the
federal government
to make slavery
increasingly unprofitable, as it did. Likewise,
there would have been no Civil War to end
slavery, nor a Civil Rights Movement to
forward rights and equal protection to African-
Americans if the South had never agreed to
be part of the new United States of America.
Besides, had slaves been given no value for
representation purposes, no doubt Chris
Matthews would have complained that the
abolitionists didn’t see slaves as human at all.
This consistent Democrat meme of
Republicans as racists is both contemptible
and untrue at best and projection at
worst. The reality is that Democrats were
the party of racism and segregation.
The Republican Party was founded on
abolitionism. The “Solid South” was solidly
Democrat because of staunch resistance to
Republican attempts to integrate the South
and bring about civil rights legislation.
Democrats do their best to suggest that
the segregationists were purged from their
party and became Republicans afterward,
but this too is a misreading of history for
political purposes.
The truth is
that Republicans
were all but
nonexistent prior to
1964 in the south.
President Johnson,
a Democrat, may
have signed the
1964 Civil Rights
Act, but it was the
Republicans in
Congress who gave
him this option. The
southern Democrats
did everything in
their considerable
power to prevent
it from ever getting
to his desk, including using the filibuster
that they have found so irritating recently.
Johnson’s passage of the 1964 Civil Rights
Act lost the “Solid South” for the Democrats,
but it wasn’t as though Republicans were
seen as a preferable alternative.
For example, there is no doubt that
Barry Goldwater received some support from
angry segregationist whites in the south, but
it wasn’t enough to even challenge Johnson
in 1964. Strangely, those southern states that
voted for Goldwater would have been sorely
disappointed if Goldwater had won. He did
vote against the 1964 Civil Rights Act, but this
was a matter of libertarian principle, not an
indication of any racist tendencies. Goldwater
was unwilling to accept the federal overreach
into private property rights that the Civil Rights
Act allowed for. Otherwise, he had been a
supporter of civil rights.
Some southern Democrats moved
over to the Republican Party (most notably
Strom Thurmond), but most stayed with the
Democrats. Byrd, Fulbright, and Gore all
remained Democrats until they retired. This
was true of most southern Democrats; for the
most part, they quietly faded away to be
replaced by Republican candidates that could
now compete because the past Democratic
stranglehold had been broken, not because
they pushed renewed segregationist policies.
One Democrat in particular held true to
his segregationist colors: George Wallace.
George Wallace was so alienated by the
Democratic shift to integration that he ran
as an Independent candidate for president
in 1968 on an openly segregationist
platform. He carried much of the South, but
Nixon won the presidency, and the South
became considerably more Republican
for years to come even though Nixon also
supported civil rights.
Chris Matthews and other talking-
head Democrats rely on these fallacies
to demonize Republicans. They make
for an interesting fiction, but they are at
best revisionist history. Too often, these
untruths are allowed to pass unchallenged
in the popular media. Republicans deserve
some of the blame here; after all, politics
ain’t beanbag. But, Democrats like Chris
Matthews really should be ashamed of
themselves, if not for spreading falsehoods,
at least for promoting ignorance. I, for
one, intend to call them on it when I see
it. Now, if only the Republicans being
maligned will do the same.
Last WordWith Kelly Colby
You can read more from Kelly Colby at yourfirstshrug.blogspot.com.
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