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.•J... ,;;:.i., .•..•ftw ^irv&e&Higg* Advertiser-Gazette PUBLISHES EVERY .THURSDAY | EDOAR PARKER, Proprietor. Ko. 19 Seneca Street. . -tine Post Office at Genera, N. Y., for *""" trananisslon as second class matter. THE ADVERTISING COLUMNS T.PKN TO ALL CLASSES OF LEGITIMATE r KKTIS1NG. Rates low as any paper A ! 'm^ared to; standing and circulation. JOB PRINTING , . us branches done with neatness and des " l ' patch, and at fair prices. WHOLE NUMBER 4196 "Eternal Vigilance U the Price of liberty.". HEW SERIES, VOX* I X X , EDGAR PAEKEE, Prop'r. GENEVA, N. Y., THTJRSBAY, DECEMBER, 3, 1914 $1.50 pet Year, in Advance. M?w^i*#a3Dette $%•> Has * wide range of circulation in Geneva tad the ; ooyatry surrounding, going into the homes of its patrons. It is^unitotiniy cleinfand speaks the truth. . "'•1 : *'" ! '^ * ' : TO--ms^^ E ^^ W:ho wHs&-fq^S®Ss|^luij of paying customiers i#e io$Efr space, in these!ool- umns at reasQnahle-figures. Call at theolficej or w r i ^ l ^ r : Some Phone 61 \-gUi-j:.*; Real Bargains We have left in stock, one 3 hr. Olds Gasoline Engine, this season style, which can be used for Spraying, Sawing Wood, Grinding Feed, and other odd jobs around the farm. Also one Farguhar Elevator Potato Digger and two Success Jr. Diggers. These, are all 1914 Machines and in fine condition/ As we need the room for our Fall Goods, we are going to dispose of these machines at cost. Wilson's Hardware Hardware Plumbing farm Machinery Travelers Life Insurance Company WmAFink Agent. Farmers' anil Pleiotants' IB^OSTDK: Interest Paid on Deposits. Safe Deposit Boxes Foreign and Domestic Drafts Open an account and pay your bills by check. Don't take chances with valuable papers and in- surance policies. Rent a Safe Deposit Box; $1, $2 and $3 per year. ^ Farmers' anfl totals' 24 Linden Street, Geneva, N. Y. James R. Vance BOILER MAKER, Geneva, N. Y. Shops on Bradford Street near Patent Cereals Works. Repairing a Specialty I HAVE BEEN in the boiler making and repair business longer than any- man in Geneva, and my work speaks for itself. Jt is made to wear well and stay. I use the best material 1 can get, employ competent boiler .Tinkers and guarantee satisfaction. No Work too Large, No Job too Small To Merit Attention. Call, write, telegraph or call me by Telephone - and I will Re- spond at Once Bell Phone 142 Ihdep. 635 Residence 655-C. Gulvin's If you are looking for The Real Thing There is no need to go out of town for them. No store in the state can show a finer stock of Watches, Jewelry, Silver Ware and Cut Glass Ware Than this old store which is always up-to- date in every depart- ment. Again: You may have heard of low prices. You will have to come to No. 8 Seneca street to learn what good goods and low prices are. I shall not be afraid of your investigations. Just call and see. R. H. GOLVIN 8 Seneca Street, Geneva. JOS. F. DUFFY, Tire Leading earner snop OF THE CITY 43 Seneca Street, Hair Cutting, Shampooing By those WHO KNOW HOW 5 A Gqod Judge Of Laundry Work comes to JS every time. And this big town of ours is full of good judges—you're one of them, of course. CITY STEISTLADPRY _ * East Castle Street. Phone 88. f. J. MA LONE & CO C. H. McCumber, Piano Tuner, 64 Elm St.. Geneva, N. Y JAMES R V 4 W * P "* ' wulbepleas^^ *//MVlLOrV, V ^PIVCM the tmt miwloUaiin Goiwva, Phon.881-* Q < CO tel I I Q > ESJ H H H o Kj tz{ < > a o u d a CO m W GO > H CO % Q d Sahib Walloper Murphy s How a Baseball Player Re- covered litis Batting Eye By ARTHUR CHAPMAN Copyright by Frank A. Munsey Co. When a man has been chief blister and kingpin cleanup hitter of a big league for ten seasons he hates to ad- mit he's lost his batting eye. But that's what 1. Walloper Murphy, did one sunny July morning. I remem- ber the stage setting as well as if It had been in the fourth act of my favor- ite drummer. It was in a white and gold bridal soot at the leading hotel in one or the big- gest cities on tlie circuit-for. as mon- arch of all the world's sluggers, didn't Walloper Murphy deserve the best there was ou the road, and didn't he always get it? "Walloper Muirpby," 1 Hamletitfes to myself. 8 it's come at last. The thing long dreaded has come to pass, as the novelists say. You're a cadaver—a can- didate for an oblong box in the bush league hearse. You have swatted nigh your last swat in the big leagues. "It's been three months since you lifted'one of those home run things into that small but select crowd on the "THB MOKE 1 SWUNG THE CLUB THE BET- TEB I LIKED IT." roof of the apartment house overlook- ing the home grounds. Walloper Murphy, youi are an out and downer— a whispering reminiscence of a great epic. "You have lost your batting eye, and that's all there are.to it You'd better call a bellboy and make him a present of your medals and silver sets and yonr diamond horseshoe and your automobeel, because them trophies will only serve to remind you of glories that are past and gone."- Just then, as I was thinking about a bellboy (It's wonderful how many things happen in real life just like they do on the stage, where everybody gets cues), there comes a reg'lar bellboy knock at the door. When I opens it the hop is standing there with a long package and a letter. I seen the letter was from my old friend, Doc Bilstruther, and was post- marked Calcutta. India. Allaying the terrible itch in the hop's hand with a cool piece of silver, 1 dragged in the letter and the package and opened Doc's message first Here is what 1 read: Dear Walloper—I am pained to observe by the home papers that have been fol- lowing me around the world that you show symptoms of having lost your bat- ting eye. 1. don't know of anything in materia medica that can remedy lost bat- ting eyes, but I have been making in- quiries amomg the dealers in the occult in this benighted land, and 1 believe 1 have found something that is going to fit your case. I have a servant whose name is Dinjir Meb. He can do all the faker stunts there are in the catalogue and then have enough left over for a Broadway show. He reaches so far behind the veil that is drawn in front of us occidentals that he gives me gooseflesh. Now. my dear Walloper, I have told Dinjir Meb about your case. He la inter- ested, though he never heard of baseball until I enlightened him. I told him how you have been the star hitter of the game for years and how your batting eye sud- denly seenns to have left you. He said nothing, but the other day he brought me a baseball bat, which I am sending and which should reach you with this letter I had explained to him the general size and'shape of baseball bats, and from some mysterious source he has produced this one. Maybe he turned it out on a Mahat- ma turning lathe, or maybe he just reach- ed out and plucked it out of the air. 1 think he could ,do either. Anyway Dinjir Meb says this bat has mysterious qual- ities that will make up for any deficien- cies in your eyesight. . It will connect with any spltball. inshoot or fadeaway the greatest plltchers can fling you. All you have to doi is to wait for something over the plate and strike in its direction. Din- jir Meb says you will be surprised at the results. Swing hard and leave the rest to Dinjir Meb's bat. Now. my dear. Walloper, there is this proviso: The bat is not a gift, but a loan When Dinjir Meb wants it returned he will send you word. If you are not will 1 ing to give it up he will come for it. ,1 don't think he has the price of a Coney excursion ticket^ but such things don't bother when you can project your astral body around the world In ten seconds.. 1 iwalt results with Jnterest If your bat- ing average picks "up I'll know that Dln- lir Meb's l&at has-done it. But be ready to give up the bat when he calls for it Crossing these orientals is dangerous business. Yours, ' U C BILSTRUTHEB. M. D. It was with feelings of trepidation^ as the novelists say. that I undone that lorfg bundle. When the- last wrapping was peeled off there was a life size bat. It was miade out. of seme heavy, dark colored wood. it-didn't swell in the middle jtfst to my liking; but it seemed to have a good balance for all of that. When I swung it there came a tingling sensation that shot up my arms fend stirred the very loots of aiy hair, a# the novelists say. T never, felt .sttonger-inot .even*in the brave days when I was twenty-oneand Bmashihg! batting records every weesi I awung from the shoulder andV chopped from. the. wrist and practiced all the other batting moves I s knpw to the taiminerrt danger of the gold plated chandeliers in that bridal aoot-aai the more i' swtiifg 'tne* Qu^tEe^TreTeteir x liked it and the^stronger grew my sense of power. " \. It don't seem quite modest to set down all the batting feats I done in the game that day, but this Is a veracious record of unimpeachable fact, as 1 once heard a stump speaker say, and the details have got to go with the general outline of the plot Out of five times up I. hit for a single and a two bagger and_ lifted three home runs over the fence, the last one going through the window of a brewery two blocks from the grounds and nearly knocking- one of our stolid Dutch citizens into a beer vat he was grooming. The sporting writers didn't whisper to each other and jot down hints about my being a has been without a come- back attachment. Instead, they just stood up and whooped with the rest of the wild, crazy crowd. 1 was car- ried off the grounds to the hotel auto by an admiring delegation of fans from our home city and even made a seven word speed from the steps of the bus —but throi th it all I clutched that magic oriental bat with a death grip. The fear of losing that bat was strong upon me, as the novelists say. My batting average got better and bet- ter. Never had Walloper Murphy hit at such a terrific pace. The care I lavished on Dinjir Meb's bat didn't escape the attention of the newspaper man in the press box. Noth- ing ever does. They wrote all kinds of fancy stories about that bat—every kind but the right llind. I hired a plain boy at a fancy salary to do noth- ing but grab that bat, after 1 had thrown it down, and guard it till I had come back from the base lines. He had strict orders not to let it go out of his hands when 1 was playing in the held. I was peevish about let- ting the other players so much as heft the bat, and come jnear losing some friendships of long standing on that account. It was getting well toward the close of the race, witn our team holding the lead ny an eyelash. There were only three'Shore games to play, and the club management was looking to me to pull them out of the fire, for our pitchers wasn't.going any too well, and It was only by free hitting that we could hope to win. Then came the demand 1 had been dreading. It was just a note, in a strange scrawl, handed in by a bell- boy. It said: Please give bearer Dinjir Meb's bat. "The note was give to me by a dark- skinned man with blue goggles, and he said he'd wait in the reception parlor," said the boy in answer to my. demand. I rushed down to the parlor, but there was nobody there". But along abou* 1 o'clock, just be- fore I was starting for the baseball grounds to-begin the final and deciding series of three games with our nearest contenders, along comes another note, handed in by another bellboy. j[t read:, Dinjir Meb will take his bat this after- noon, since Sahib Murphy will not sur- render it willingly. I clung to that bat with a feverish grip all the way to the park. I gave my private bat guardian spe- cial instructions about grabbing the stick as soon as I had thrown it down after making a hit Then 1 bribed a special policeman to 'keep an eye on the boy. Even then I didn't feel safe. Dinjir Meb's hat never did any great- er execution than on that day. It had the long distance hits caroming off the outfield fences, and up to the ninth in- ning I had driven in seven runs and had the game practically cinched. In the ninth I sent one to the flagpole In center. I knew I could just stretch it into four bases by hard running. It was all a matter of machine-like calculation with me. I counted every step and knew I must be two seconds ahead of the ball when I jumped into the ten foot slide at the finish. As 1 slid and heard the umpire call "Safe!" I glanced toward the players' bench to see what had become of Dinjir Meb's bat. My bat boy had carried it almost to the players' bench. The policeman was standing at his side, and both had succumbed to the excitement of the game and were watching me slide. I saw a dark skinned, blue goggled man 1 reach 'a long arm over the little gate by the players' bench and pluck the hat from the hand of the boy. I yelled even before my slide was finished: but. of course, my voice was lost in the roar that billowed down from the stands and bleachers.. .lumpkig to m.y feet. 1 dashed toward the players' bench just as the police man and the bat boy woke out of their trance The three of us dashejl through the gate, but there was no Dinjir Meb in sight. I'd like to driuv a veil over the events •>f the nt'Xt two days, as the novelists 4ay. Without IMnjir Meb's bat I batted like a, chinf«e rice merchant learning io play golf. Seven strikeouts in two' t imes. and not a ball hit out of the in unu, cuusntuteu my inglorious recoru I was back in my old batting slump, leeper than a bogged steer. We lost the two.games and the peu- lant. and the only hisses that crowd oestowed oa anybody were directed at the troublecflkead of Wallcper Murphy. Two days later I got a call from my special policeman, who was more of a tsleuth than I gave him credit for being. He had followed a clew that led him to one of the biggest hotels in the city. My goggle eyed man had been seen go- ing in there, carrying a bat that an- swered the description of the war club of Dinjir Meb. I was at the hotel as quick as gaso- line and a daredevil chauffeur could take me. I hadn't any more than stepped into the lobby than I saw Doc Bilstruther sitting" comfortably in an armchair and reading a pink sporting Bectlon. I grabbed him by the shoulder and fairly yelled: "You're mixed up in allthis business. NoV you-tell me where Dinjir Meb has taken iny bat!" "I see it's all up, Walloper," says Doc,, gentle as a lamb. "Come up to my room and I'll tell you the hull thing.'' I dismissed the special with,flay bless- ing and his wage, and no sooner had 1 entered Doe's room than I saw Dinjir Meb's bat leaning In- the corner. *I pounced upon it, e^tger-like, and as-1 stood there in the middle of the room, crooning over that stick and swinging lt,'JPW.Jit'8Tdg0'BJllt'ISl|^|^' •It's. a? shame to. : teti you about it;'* he said. "I've a good notion to freeze > » " ' '. ' ~ ' '*At your peril/' I says, and so he toldmft ereryttiiag. "In the firsts place there ain't any Dinjir Meb," he says, giving me the cold shock right at the- start 'Tin ail the'Dinjir Meb there ever was. to» know I*ve always-been interested In the study of the effect, of the imagi-" nation upon the human organism. I fiotfeiftJW*r batting •UUBOM4 T mmen to una out noW-mucii oi-xi'was real and how much of it 'was due to your own realization that you were ap-, proaching the age when, according to all physical laws, your eyes must begin to fail a little. I happened to be in Calcutta, and It occurred to me that a little toueh of"oriental mysticism would help along the case. I got this cheap bat of an American business man—a baseball fan in exile. It probably didn't cost over four bits at the most and is a bat that you wouldn't look at any more than Kubelik would piek out a mail order fiddle instead of a Strad. "But the charm of the bat was in the story that accompanied it You thought the bat had magic qualities, and that thought gave you back all the self con- fidence you had lost You hit straight and true and picked out the good ones, and that was why you sent so many balls over the fence. After I had reached over that little gate and had snatched the bat from your guardian's hand it was different with you. You lost your self confidence once more and were back where you stood before the bat reached me. That was why you were struck out seven times and lost the pennant for your -team. It's been a mighty interesting case for me, and I'm going to write it up for my medical journal, leaving out names, of course. You don't object, do you ?" I just stood swinging the bat without answering. All the tingle had gone out of my arms. The bat, aj» I looked at it, assumed its true proportions as an ill "TELL ME WHEBE DINJIB. MEB HAS TAKEN MY BAT." shaped, faultily balanced piece of wood fihat had no place in anything bigger than a high school league. I flung it into the corner, but Doc rose and put his hand on my shoulder. "Now don't go up in the air like that Walloper," he said. "My experiment isn't finished. You put yourself under my care. I'm going to give you a course in mental gymnastics from now on and will guarantee to restore your confidence in yourself without any aid from Dinjir Meb or any other dealer in the occult. I'll have you hitting as well as ever next season, and you'll be Walloper Murphy for five seasons to come instead of being embalmed in the sporting annuals as an 'ex.' " And after events proved that Do<- was right as the novelists say. No Time lake the Present Now Is The Time To Begin To Save. A Little Saved Now Will Help Out In The Future When It Is Needed The Saturday IIJ Geneva Savings Bank, 31 Seneca Street, Geneva;N.Y. BANKING HOURS-Daily 9 a. m. to 3 p. nh«-Saturdays 9 to 12 a. m., 7 to 9 p. m. How Stilton Chee«o U Mad*. Stilton cheeses differ from ordinary cheeses in the method of manufacture. Each Stilton is made in a circular mold, or vat. two feet deep and about nine inches in diameter, perforated at the sides "and bottom. When the milk bar been turned into curd by. means of rennet it is transferred into the vat, which Is lined with a coarse woven cloth, with a ladle? When a thin layer of curd covers the bottom of the mold a little dry salt is sprinkled over it This is supposed to create the blue mold often found in Stiltons.' Then more curd is added in layers until the vat is full. The> whey gradually drains through the cloth and out of the holes into the pan-in which the vat stands. After the curd has stood for twenty- four hours a tin disk is laid on the top and a weight applied to hasten the expulsion of the whey. When quite firm the cheese is removed from the vat and placed on a shelf to dry. After some days the cloth is taken off and the cheese is left to ripen In a special room, the temperature of which never varies.—London Answers. A Learner. "Is your new cook willing to learn?' asked the visitor. "Yes," replied the weary housewife "She has already learned to embroider, and I think if she stays a few months .onger she will know how to play the piano."—Washington Star. You're Being Talked About We do not wish to ajarm you unduly, but do you know that you are being criticised? It may be that you do not care, either because you are so aban doued and so bent upon an evil course as to be lost to all sense of shame or because you are so immaculately virtu- otfs as to leave not a single vulnerable point of attack for the slanderous tongue. The fact remains that, uncom- plimentary things are being said about you. things that do not at all agree with your estimate of yourself. Not one of your friends but objects to something about you. Maybe you do care, if so we are sorry for you. be- cause you cannot stop it It would'be a good thing for you to mend your ways, but don't expect to stop the talk in that way. Figure your life out the very best way you can and then expect your neighbors and friends to disapprove in all possible combinations and permutations.—Life. Rise of the Plebeians. Plebeians 'were the commons of iome, who were originally forbidden ill political rights. They were for the most part poor and were not a'llowed to Intermarry with the patricians They served in the army stehout-pay and were sold into slavery for debt and could even be cut into pieces for distribution among their creditors. Finding their condition intolerable, the plebeians in 497 B. C. seceded to Mons Sacer, near Rome, where they resolved to ouild a new city. , But this s'tep so alarmed the privileged classes that they granted to the commons the right of annually choosing from their own numbers two magistrates, called tribunes, with power to protect tbem against the aggressions of the patri- cians. After the lapse of about 200 years the disabilities of the plebeians were almost entirely removed, and be- tween the years 356-300 B/C. they se- cured the dictatorship^ the censorship jmd the praetorship as well as the' right to be pontiff and augur. Thus the Roman republic, after two cen- turies of existence.-, finally secured a democratic form of government ' How it Was Managed. "Did you do as I told you, Willie." inquired the mother, "and not ask Mrs. Winters for pie a second time?" "Yes'm;'* said Willie proudly, "t didn't have to ask .more than once; I got the first -piece without asking."^ Ladies* Home. Journal. V Often Miss-Laid It. Maud- What a finely chiseled mouth Jack has. It ought to be on a girl's rice, Ethel-It is* pretty often.^Phil- ft4elphla:. Ledger. Ffcr th« Safes of Peace. "That's what t call hush money F' re- marked a .father as he put down the cash for a bottle of paregoric for'the infantile members otihls family. •• Baiting the Bull. In- the interior of Venezuela' and Colombia toro coleado is a feature of fiesta days. A principal street of the town la roped off and a wild bull is liberated. From eight to ten mounted horsemen enter the Improvised arena, their only defense against attacks of the bull being their superb horseman- ship and a knowledge of how to twist the bull's tail in such a manner as to cause him to tumble over. While the attention of the bull is attracted by some of the party a horseman dashes from the rear at" full speed, gives s dextrous twist and over trolls the bull. This sport is .not without} its danger, and almost every coleado festival adds to the hospital lisit The honor of be- ing champion bull tail twister develops keen competition, for the winuer is crowned with flowers by the prettiest girl in the village. Some performers become so expert as to be sure of their twist at a specified point- the great achievement being to bring the animal to the dust just In front of the balcony of one's ladylove.—Argonaut Reforming the Boarders. The boarding house had changed bands, and the regular boarders were changing some of their habits to suit the aggressive new landlady. The sword had fallen rather promiscuous- ly during this pruning of bad habits, but they were all amused when it struck the haughty young professor. Sitting with bis head bowed gracefully on his shapely hand, it was his cus-. torn to pay no attention to the things that were passed around the breakfast table. ^ The landlady brought In a plate of hot biscuits and hetd them in front of him. He did not look up. She jogged his elbow, and. looking up. he said loftily. "1 do not care to be disturbed when meditating " The regular boarders stopped eating, awaiting her reply. She stared at him for a second, then said decidedly: "Hereafter yon do your meditatin' some'ei's else. I want these biscuits et"—Indianapolis News. i The Russian Language. ' Charles Sarolea in an article in Lon- don Everyman on "Thoughts on the Russian Language' notes that in its grammatical* structure, as well as In Its vocabulary, it is nearer than any other living tongue to the older lndo- Eluropean tongues like Sanskrit and Lithuanian, but that as. a written and literary language, as a vehicle of prose, the Russian language is almost of yes- terday. !.t is today the dominant lan- guage of i?Q.tXM>,ono of people. "Nor jmust It be fbrgotteh." he says, <• "that the Russian is.the key to a dozen other Slavonic laugiiagest'^t.hat it is closely allied to the Bulgarian language and to the Servian language. And. finally, it has to be kept in mind that Saloniki or ecclesiastical Russian is.the com- mon sacred language of all the Greek orthodox Slav nations " * Thought She Knew Him. A short time ago a surgeon had three f leg amputations in a week. The nn- usual number caused talk in the.sur- geon's household, and his little da ugh ter Dorothy was greatly interested. A few days after.-jthe last operationStfie surgeon's Wife and little Dorothy #er*, rummaging the attic. In a trunk was found a daguerreotype depicting a girl about eight /ears of age. The por trait, through a peculiarity of pose, showed only one leg of the subject, the other being doubled under her. "Whose picture is that 5 mamma?" asked Dorothy. "Mine. It was taken when I was a child not much older than you are now." ' "Did you know papa then?" "No, dear. Why do you ask?' "I thought maybe you did. 'cause you've only j;ot one leg." Migrates to Death. *. Tfiere is a curious little rodent, pe- culiar to the-'regions of Norway and Sweden, which is about six inches in length. These animals are remarkable for migrating at certain periods in im- | mense multitudes iu a straight line. They gb In parallel columns, and notb- !, ing wilf Induce them to deviate from the straight line, the migration alwajs terminating in the sea and ending in the drowning ot.all that have survived the journey. EETIRINGr , FROM ACTIVE BUSINESS EVER HELD IN GENEVA OR VICINITY IS NOW GOING ON $25,000 Worth of Clothing and Furnishings for Men and Boys Must Be SOLD OUT AT ONCE and .store vacated. On account of Exten- sive Alterations to be'made in Unbuilding everything MUST BE SOLD TfflS MAMMOTH STOCK OF THE LEWIS CLOTHING STORE Is going to be disposed of, COSTS AND PROFITS HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN. This sale includes everything, all our new Fall and Winter Suits, Overcoats, etc., positively nothing reserved, First Come, First Served. . " If you ever saw a Bargain,—if you Kno^sv one When you see it,—if vou .want a real one,—the Biggest one you ever saw, Be on Hand when the Doors Open in the Morning. '" A LETTER TO THE PUBLIC Having other business interests which demand much of my attention, I have taken roy two clerks into the firm. Mueh of my suecess in the past has been due to their loyalty, personal interest and courtesy. ** After this Great Closing Out Sale is over, and the alterations made, which include among other improvements, " A NEW STORE ITKONT " the business, will be entirely under the management of these young men. Thanking you one and all for past favors and trusting that under improved conditions the new management may merit a continuance of your patronage, I remain very respectfully yours, •• SAMUEL LEWIS. i i i." i , f ' i i NOTE A FEW OF THE PRICES BELOW: Children's Suits. 8 to 16 Knickerbocker Trousers WERE ' SALE ' WERE SALE PRICE PRICE $2.00 $ .98 $3.00 $2.00 ,3.50 2.50 4.00 2.98 £5.00 3.50 6.00 . 4.00 7.00 5.00 Children's Overcoats. From 3 to 17 WERE SALE WERE SALE , PRICE PRICE $3.00 $1.73 $4.00 $2.75 5.00 3.00 6.00 4.50 J7 00 5.25 8.00 6.00 Children's Knee Pants. WERE SALE WERE PRICE $ .50 38c $ .75 1.00 73c 1.50 Corduroy Coats. Sheepskin Lined WERE SALE WERE PRICE SALE PRICE 53c 98c SALE PRICE SALE WERE SALE PRICE PRICE 39c $1.00 88c SALE PRICE $7.00 $5.50 $6.75 $5.25 5.75 4.50 6.00 Leather Coats, 4.25 Men's Overalls. WERE SALE WERE PRICE $ .50 Men's Negligee Shirts. WERE SALE WERE PBICE $ .50 39c $1.00 79c Men's Work Shirts <§c Hose 50c 39c Red Handkerchiefs, 3c Blue Handkerchiefs, 3c White Handkerchiefs/"* 3c 50c Jackets, ' 39c Men's Work Hose, 6c Black and Tan, 6c 15 cent ones, 10c 25 cent ones, 19c 50 cent Wool Hose, > 39c 25 cent Wool Hose, 19c 20 cent Wool Hose, 12c Don't let anything stop you from coming. All Goods Guaranteed or Money Refunded. Men's Suits, in this lot, Worsteds & Cassimeres WERE SALE WERE SALE PRICE PRICE $10.00 $7.48 $12.00 $8.00 15.00 9.48 20.00 14.09 2&.00 17.50 Men's Overcoats. WERE SALE WERE SALE PRICE PRICE $7.50 $3.75 $10.00 $7.50 12.00 8.00 15.00 9.50 18.00 12.00 20.00 14.00 25.00 17.50 Men's Trousers ** WERE oALE WERE SALE PRICE ' PRICE- $6.75 $4.48 $5.00 $3.98 4/50 3.37 4.00 2.73 -3.50 2.23 3.00 1.98 2.50 1.69 2.00 1.48 1.00 *79 Rain. Coats. WERE. SALE PRICE WERE SALE PRICE $5.00 $3.75 $8.00 $5,50 12.00 8.50 15.00 10.50 20.00 14.50 Gloves. $ .10 Canvas Gloves, a pair, $ .05 . 50 Leather Gloves, lined or unlined .39 \ .25 Kind .19 $1.00 Kid Gloves, . .W 1.50 Kind, 1.19 Underwear. $ ,50 Kind. ' 33c/ 1.00 Wool, g 79c Sweater Coats. $1,00 Kind, $ .73 3,5fl Kind, 2.23 7.00 Kind, 5.23. Men's 4-ply Linen Col- lars, 15c kind,- .10 15c Celuloid Collars, .10 25c Ruhber Collars, .15 '* Remember the Date and the Place. Sale- - starts : Saturday, November 7th, 1914. SAMUEL LEWIS m&K, ' g mM': Watch for the White Front. Store Open Evenings 'till 9 p. m. 480 Exchange St., Geneva, N. Y. Early Earrings. The earring Is not a" modem inven- tion, far more than twenty centuries ago the daukhtei 5 or Aristotle wore golden feoops. The philosopher's daugh- ter's earrings were found iu her tomb near Chamois, in Euhoea. by exploring archaeologists, and certainly modern workmanship •• cannot produce their equal. In eneh golden hoop swung a tiny dove, with precious stones for eyes and bands of ininute gems" to give the color of the Iridescerit breast and wings, iThe feathers were of gran- ulated gold, and the tail feathers were wrmarvelousiy wrouglit and adjusted that they acted like a balance, as in a living bird, so that the exquisite minia- ture creatures whenever the wearer moved or laughed or based her head would move and balance themsetyes upon their pendent perches. .* Message »f the-T*1ejM*orie. '.'-.:' % -. 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How a Baseball Player Re­covered litis Batting Eye

By ARTHUR CHAPMAN Copyright by F r a n k A. Munsey Co.

When a man has been chief blister and kingpin cleanup hitter of a big league for ten seasons he hates to ad­mit he's lost his batting eye. But that's what 1. Walloper Murphy, did one sunny July morning. I remem­ber the stage setting as well as if It had been in the fourth act of my favor­ite drummer.

It was in a white and gold bridal soot at the leading hotel in one or the big­gest cities on tlie circuit-for. as mon­arch of all the world's sluggers, didn't Walloper Murphy deserve the best there was ou the road, and didn't he always get it?

"Walloper Muirpby," 1 Hamletitfes to myself. 8it's come at last. The thing long dreaded has come to pass, as the novelists say. You're a cadaver—a can­didate for an oblong box in the bush league hearse. You have swatted nigh your last swat in the big leagues.

"It's been three months since you lifted'one of those home run things into that small but select crowd on the

"THB MOKE 1 SWUNG THE CLUB THE BET-TEB I LIKED IT."

roof of the apartment house overlook­ing the home grounds. Walloper Murphy, youi are an out and downer— a whispering reminiscence of a great epic.

"You have lost your batting eye, and that's all there are.to i t You'd better call a bellboy and make him a present of your medals and silver sets and yonr diamond horseshoe and your automobeel, because them trophies will only serve to remind you of glories that are past and gone."-

Just then, as I was thinking about a bellboy (It's wonderful how many things happen in real life just like they do on the stage, where everybody gets cues), there comes a reg'lar bellboy knock at the door.

When I opens it the hop is standing there with a long package and a letter. I seen the letter was from my old friend, Doc Bilstruther, and was post­marked Calcutta. India. Allaying the terrible itch in the hop's hand with a cool piece of silver, 1 dragged in the letter and the package and opened Doc's message first Here is what 1 read:

Dear Walloper—I am pained to observe by the home papers t h a t have been fol­lowing me around the world t h a t you show symptoms of having lost your bat­t ing eye. 1. don ' t know of any th ing in ma te r i a medica t h a t can remedy lost bat­t ing eyes, but I have been mak ing in­quiries amomg the dealers in the occult in this benighted land, and 1 believe 1 have found something tha t is going to fit your case. I have a s e rvan t whose name is Dinjir Meb. He can do all the faker s tun t s t h e r e a r e in the ca ta logue and then have enough left over for a Broadway show. He reaches so far behind the veil t h a t is d r a w n in front of us occidentals t h a t he gives me gooseflesh.

Now. my dear Walloper, I have told Dinjir Meb about your case. He la inter­ested, though he never heard of baseball until I enlightened him. I told him how you have been the s t a r hi t ter of t h e g a m e for y e a r s a n d how your ba t t i ng eye sud­denly seenns to have left you. He said nothing, but t he o ther day he b rough t me a baseball bat , which I a m sending and which should reach you wi th th is le t ter I had explained to him the general size a n d ' s h a p e of baseball bats , and from some myster ious source he h a s produced this one. Maybe he tu rned it out on a Mahat-m a tu rn ing la the, or m a y b e he jus t reach­ed out and plucked it out of the air. 1 th ink he could ,do either. Anyway Dinjir Meb says th i s bat has myster ious qual­ities t h a t will m a k e u p for any deficien­cies in your eyesight. . It will connect with any spltball . inshoot or fadeaway the greatest plltchers can fling you. All you have to doi is to wait for something over the p la te and s t r ike in its direction. Din­jir Meb s a y s you will be surprised a t the results . Swing hard and leave the rest

to Dinjir Meb's bat. Now. my dea r . Walloper, t h e r e is this

proviso: The bat is not a gift, but a loan When Dinjir Meb wan t s it r e tu rned he will send you word. If you a r e not will1

ing to give it up he will come for it. ,1 don' t th ink he h a s t h e pr ice of a Coney excursion ticket^ b u t such th ings don' t bother when you can project your a s t r a l body around the world In ten seconds.. 1

iwa l t r e su l t s wi th J n t e r e s t If y o u r ba t ­i n g a v e r a g e p icks "up I'll know t h a t Dln-lir Meb's l&at h a s - d o n e it. Bu t be ready to give u p the ba t when he calls for i t Crossing t he se or ienta ls is dangerous business. Yours, '

U C B I L S T R U T H E B . M. D.

It was with feelings of trepidation^ as the novelists say. that I undone that lorfg bundle. When the- last wrapping was peeled off there was a life size bat. It was miade out. of seme heavy, dark colored wood.

i t -didn't swell in the middle jtfst to my liking; but it seemed to have a good balance for all of that. When I swung i t there came a tingling sensation that shot up my arms fend stirred the very loots of aiy hair, a# the novelists say. T never, felt .sttonger-inot .even*in the brave days when I was twenty-oneand Bmashihg! batting records every weesi

I awung from the shoulder andV chopped from. the. wrist and practiced all the other batting moves I sknpw to the taiminerrt danger of the gold plated chandeliers in that bridal aoot-aai the

more i' swtiifg 'tne* Qu^tEe^TreTeteir x liked it and the^stronger grew my sense of power. " \ .

It don't seem quite modest to set down all the batting feats I done in the game that day, but this Is a veracious record of unimpeachable fact, as 1 once heard a stump speaker say, and the details have got to go with the general outline of the plot Out of five times up I. hit for a single and a two bagger and_ lifted three home runs over the fence, the last one going through the window of a brewery two blocks from the grounds and nearly knocking- one of our stolid Dutch citizens into a beer vat he was grooming.

The sporting writers didn't whisper to each other and jot down hints about my being a has been without a come­back attachment. Instead, they just stood up and whooped with the rest of the wild, crazy crowd. 1 was car­ried off the grounds to the hotel auto by an admiring delegation of fans from our home city and even made a seven word speed from the steps of the bus —but throi th it all I clutched that magic oriental bat with a death grip.

The fear of losing that bat was strong upon me, as the novelists say. My batting average got better and bet­ter. Never had Walloper Murphy hit at such a terrific pace.

The care I lavished on Dinjir Meb's bat didn't escape the attention of the newspaper man in the press box. Noth­ing ever does. They wrote all kinds of fancy stories about that bat—every kind but the right llind. I hired a plain boy at a fancy salary to do noth­ing but grab that bat, after 1 had thrown it down, and guard it till I had come back from the base lines.

He had strict orders not to let it go out of his hands when 1 was playing in the held. I was peevish about let­ting the other players so much as heft the bat, and come jnear losing some friendships of long standing on that account.

It was getting well toward the close of the race, witn our team holding the lead ny an eyelash. There were only three'Shore games to play, and the club management was looking to me to pull them out of the fire, for our pitchers wasn't.going any too well, and It was only by free hitting that we could hope to win. Then came the demand 1 had been dreading. It was just a note, in a strange scrawl, handed in by a bell­boy. It said:

Please give bearer Dinjir Meb's bat. "The note was give to me by a dark-

skinned man with blue goggles, and he said he'd wait in the reception parlor," said the boy in answer to my. demand.

I rushed down to the parlor, but there was nobody there".

But along abou* 1 o'clock, just be­fore I was starting for the baseball grounds to-begin the final and deciding series of three games with our nearest contenders, along comes another note, handed in by another bellboy. j[t read:,

Dinjir Meb will t a k e h i s b a t t h i s af ter­noon, since Sahib Murphy will not sur­render it willingly.

I clung to that bat with a feverish grip all the way to the park.

I gave my private bat guardian spe­cial instructions about grabbing the stick as soon as I had thrown it down after making a hit Then 1 bribed a special policeman to 'keep an eye on the boy. Even then I didn't feel safe.

Dinjir Meb's hat never did any great­er execution than on that day. It had the long distance hits caroming off the outfield fences, and up to the ninth in­ning I had driven in seven runs and had the game practically cinched. In the ninth I sent one to the flagpole In center. I knew I could just stretch it into four bases by hard running.

It was all a matter of machine-like calculation with me. I counted every step and knew I must be two seconds ahead of the ball when I jumped into the ten foot slide at the finish. As 1 slid and heard the umpire call "Safe!" I glanced toward the players' bench to see what had become of Dinjir Meb's bat.

My bat boy had carried it almost to the players' bench. The policeman was standing at his side, and both had succumbed to the excitement of the game and were watching me slide. I saw a dark skinned, blue goggled man

1 reach 'a long arm over the little gate by the players' bench and pluck the hat from the hand of the boy.

I yelled even before my slide was finished: but. of course, my voice was lost in the roar that billowed down from the stands and bleachers.. J»

.lumpkig to m.y feet. 1 dashed toward the players' bench just as the police man and the bat boy woke out of their trance The three of us dashejl through the gate, but there was no Dinjir Meb in sight.

I'd like to driuv a veil over the events •>f the nt'Xt two days, as the novelists 4ay.

Without IMnjir Meb's bat I batted like a, chinf«e rice merchant learning io play golf. Seven strikeouts in two' t imes. and not a ball hit out of the in

unu, cuusntuteu my inglorious recoru I was back in my old batting slump, leeper than a bogged steer.

We lost the two.games and the peu-lant. and the only hisses that crowd oestowed oa anybody were directed at the troublecflkead of Wallcper Murphy.

Two days later I got a call from my special policeman, who was more of a tsleuth than I gave him credit for being. He had followed a clew that led him to one of the biggest hotels in the city. My goggle eyed man had been seen go­ing in there, carrying a bat that an­swered the description of the war club of Dinjir Meb.

I was at the hotel as quick as gaso­line and a daredevil chauffeur could take me. I hadn't any more than stepped into the lobby than I saw Doc Bilstruther sitting" comfortably in an armchair and reading a pink sporting Bectlon. I grabbed him by the shoulder and fairly yelled:

"You're mixed up in a l l th i s business. NoV you-tell me where Dinjir Meb has taken iny bat!"

• "I see it's all up, Walloper," says Doc,, gentle as a lamb. "Come up to my room and I'll tell you the hull thing.''

I dismissed the special with,flay bless­ing and his wage, and no sooner had 1 entered Doe's room than I saw Dinjir Meb's bat leaning In- the corner. *I pounced upon it, e^tger-like, and a s - 1 stood there in the middle of the room, crooning over that st ick and swinging lt,'JPW.Jit'8Tdg0'BJllt'ISl|^|^'

•It's. a? shame to.: teti you about it;'* he said. "I've a good notion to freeze

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'*At your peril/' I says, and so he toldmft ereryttiiag.

"In the firsts place there ain't any Dinjir Meb," he says, giving me the cold shock right at the- start 'Tin ail the'Dinjir Meb there ever was. to» know I*ve always-been interested In the study of the effect, of the imagi-" nation upon the human organism. I fiotfeiftJW*r batting •UUBOM4T

mmen to una out noW-mucii oi-xi'was real and how much of i t 'was due to your own realization that you were ap-, proaching the age when, according to all physical laws, your eyes must begin to fail a little. I happened to be in Calcutta, and It occurred to me that a little toueh of "oriental mysticism would help along the case. I got this cheap bat of an American business man—a baseball fan in exile. It probably didn't cost over four bits at the most and is a bat that you wouldn't look at any more than Kubelik would piek out a mail order fiddle instead of a Strad.

"But the charm of the bat was in the story that accompanied i t You thought the bat had magic qualities, and that thought gave you back all the self con­fidence you had los t You hit straight and true and picked out the good ones, and that was why you sent so many balls over the fence. After I had reached over that little gate and had snatched the bat from your guardian's hand it was different with you. You lost your self confidence once more and were back where you stood before the bat reached me. That was why you were struck out seven times and lost the pennant for your -team. It's been a mighty interesting case for me, and I'm going to write it up for my medical journal, leaving out names, of course. You don't object, do you ?"

I just stood swinging the bat without answering. All the tingle had gone out of my arms. The bat, aj» I looked at it, assumed its true proportions as an ill

"TELL ME WHEBE DINJIB. MEB HAS TAKEN MY BAT."

shaped, faultily balanced piece of wood fihat had no place in anything bigger than a high school league.

I flung it into the corner, but Doc rose and put his hand on my shoulder.

"Now don't go up in the air like that Walloper," he said. "My experiment isn't finished. You put yourself under my care. I'm going to give you a course in mental gymnastics from now on and will guarantee to restore your confidence in yourself without any aid from Dinjir Meb or any other dealer in the occult. I'll have you hitting as well as ever next season, and you'll be Walloper Murphy for five seasons to come instead of being embalmed in the sporting annuals as an 'ex.' "

And after events proved that Do<-was right as the novelists say.

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How Stilton Chee«o U Mad*. Stilton cheeses differ from ordinary

cheeses in the method of manufacture. Each Stilton is made in a circular mold, or vat. two feet deep and about nine inches in diameter, perforated at the sides "and bottom. When the milk b a r been turned into curd by. means of rennet it is transferred into the vat, which Is lined with a coarse woven cloth, with a ladle? When a thin layer of curd covers the bottom of the mold a little dry salt is sprinkled over i t This is supposed to create the blue mold often found in Stiltons.' Then more curd is added in layers until the vat is full. The> whey gradually drains through the cloth and out of the holes into the pan-in which the vat stands. After the curd has stood for twenty-four hours a tin disk is laid on the top and a weight applied to hasten the expulsion of the whey. When quite firm the cheese is removed from the vat and placed on a shelf to dry. After some days the cloth is taken off and the cheese is left to ripen In a special room, the temperature of which never varies.—London Answers.

A Learner. "Is your new cook willing to learn?'

asked the visitor. "Yes," replied the weary housewife

"She has already learned to embroider, and I think if she stays a few months .onger she will know how to play the piano."—Washington Star.

You're Being Talked About We do not wish to ajarm you unduly,

but do you know that you are being criticised? It may be that you do not care, either because you are so aban doued and so bent upon an evil course as to be lost to all sense of shame or because you are so immaculately virtu-otfs as to leave not a single vulnerable point of attack for the slanderous tongue. The fact remains that, uncom­plimentary things are being said about you. things that do not at all agree with your estimate of yourself. Not one of your friends but objects to something about you. Maybe you do care, if so we are sorry for you. be­cause you cannot stop i t It would'be a good thing for you to mend your ways, but don't expect to stop the talk in that way. Figure your life out the very best way you can and then expect your neighbors and friends to disapprove in all possible combinations and permutations.—Life.

Rise of the Plebeians. Plebeians 'were the commons of

iome, who were originally forbidden ill political rights. They were for the most part poor and were not a'llowed to Intermarry with the patricians They served in the army stehout-pay and were sold into slavery for debt and could even be cut into pieces for distribution among their creditors. Finding their condition intolerable, the plebeians in 497 B. C. seceded to Mons Sacer, near Rome, where they resolved to ouild a new city. , But this s'tep so alarmed the privileged classes that they granted to the commons the right of annually choosing from their own numbers two magistrates, called tribunes, with power to protect tbem against the aggressions of the patri­cians. After the lapse of about 200 years the disabilities of the plebeians were almost entirely removed, and be­tween the years 356-300 B / C . they se­cured the dictatorship^ the censorship jmd the praetorship as well as the' right to be pontiff and augur. Thus the Roman republic, after two cen­turies of existence.-, finally secured a democratic form of government

' How it Was Managed. "Did you do as I told you, Willie."

inquired the mother, "and not ask Mrs. Winters for pie a second time?"

"Yes'm;'* said Willie proudly, "t didn't have to ask .more than once; I got the first -piece without asking."^ Ladies* Home. Journal.

V Often Miss-Laid It. M a u d - What a finely chiseled mouth

Jack has. It ought to be on a girl's rice, Ethel-It is* pretty often.^Phil-ft4elphla:. Ledger.

Ffcr th« Safes of Peace. "That's what t call hush money F' re-

marked a .father as he put down the cash for a bottle of paregoric for'the infantile members otihls family. ••

Baiting the Bull. In- the interior of Venezuela' and

Colombia toro coleado is a feature of fiesta days. A principal street of the town la roped off and a wild bull is liberated. From eight to ten mounted horsemen enter the Improvised arena, their only defense against attacks of the bull being their superb horseman­ship and a knowledge of how to twist the bull's tail in such a manner as to cause him to tumble over. While the attention of the bull is attracted by some of the party a horseman dashes from the rear at" full speed, gives s dextrous twis t and over trolls the bull. This sport is .not without} its danger, and almost every coleado festival adds to the hospital lisit The honor of be­ing champion bull tail twister develops keen competition, for the winuer is crowned with flowers by the prettiest girl in the village. Some performers become so expert as to be sure of their twist at a specified point- the great achievement being to bring the animal to the dust just In front of the balcony of one's ladylove.—Argonaut

Reforming the Boarders. The boarding house had changed

bands, and the regular boarders were changing some of their habits to suit the aggressive new landlady. The sword had fallen rather promiscuous­ly during this pruning of bad habits, but they were all amused when it struck the haughty young professor. Sitting with bis head bowed gracefully on his shapely hand, it was his cus-. torn to pay no attention to the things that were passed around the breakfast table.

^ The landlady brought In a plate of hot biscuits and hetd them in front of him. He did not look up. She jogged his elbow, and. looking up. he said loftily. "1 do not care to be disturbed when meditating "

The regular boarders stopped eating, awaiting her reply. She stared at him for a second, then said decidedly: "Hereafter yon do your meditatin' some'ei's else. I want these biscuits et"—Indianapolis News.

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The Russian Language. ' Charles Sarolea in an article in Lon­

don Everyman on "Thoughts on the Russian Language' notes that in its grammatical* structure, as well as In Its vocabulary, it is nearer than any other living tongue to the older lndo-Eluropean tongues like Sanskrit and Lithuanian, but that as. a written and literary language, as a vehicle o f prose, the Russian language i s almost of yes­terday. !.t i s today the dominant lan­guage of i?Q.tXM>,ono of people. "Nor

j m u s t It be fbrgotteh." he says, <• "that the Russian is.the key to a dozen other Slavonic laugiiagest'^t.hat it is closely allied to the Bulgarian language and to the Servian language. And. finally, it has to be kept in mind that Saloniki or ecclesiastical Russian i s . t h e com­mon sacred language of all the Greek orthodox Slav nations " *

Thought She Knew Him. A short time ago a surgeon had three f

leg amputations in a week. The nn-usual number caused talk in the.sur-geon's household, and his little da ugh ter Dorothy was greatly interested. A few days after.-jthe last operationStfie surgeon's Wife and little Dorothy #er*, rummaging the attic. In a trunk was found a daguerreotype depicting a girl about eight / ears of age. The por trait, through a peculiarity of pose, showed only one leg of the subject, the other being doubled under her.

"Whose picture is that5 mamma?" asked Dorothy.

"Mine. It was taken when I was a child not much older than you are now." '

"Did you know papa then?" "No, dear. Why do you ask?' "I thought maybe you did. 'cause

you've only j;ot one leg."

M i g r a t e s t o D e a t h . *. Tfiere is a curious little rodent, pe­

culiar to the-'regions of Norway and Sweden, which is about six inches in length. These animals are remarkable for migrating at certain periods in im- | mense multitudes iu a straight line. They gb In parallel columns, and notb-

!, ing wilf Induce them to deviate from the straight line, the migration a lwajs terminating in the sea and ending in the drowning ot.all that have survived the journey.

EETIRINGr , FROM ACTIVE BUSINESS

EVER HELD IN GENEVA OR VICINITY

IS NOW GOING ON $25,000 Worth of Clothing and Furnishings for Men and Boys Must Be SOLD OUT AT ONCE and .store vacated. On account of Exten­sive Alterations to be'made in Unbuilding everything MUST BE SOLD

TfflS MAMMOTH STOCK OF THE LEWIS CLOTHING STORE

Is g o i n g to be disposed of, C O S T S A N D P R O F I T S H A V E B E E N F O R G O T T E N . This sale inc ludes every th ing , all our new Fal l and W i n t e r Su i t s , Overcoats , e t c . , pos i t ive ly noth ing reserved, F i r s t Come, First Served. . "

If you ever saw a B a r g a i n , — i f y o u Kno^sv one W h e n you see i t , — i f vou .want a real o n e , — t h e B i g g e s t one y o u ever saw,

Be on Hand when the Doors Open in the Morning.

'" A LETTER TO THE PUBLIC Having other business interests which demand much of my attention, I have taken roy

two clerks into the firm. Mueh of my suecess in the past has been due to their loyalty, personal interest and

courtesy. ** After this Great Closing Out Sale is over, and the alterations made, which include

among other improvements, " A NEW STORE ITKONT " the business, will be entirely under the management of these young men.

Thanking you one and all for past favors and trusting that under improved conditions the new management may merit a continuance of your patronage,

I remain very respectfully yours,

•• SAMUEL LEWIS. i i i." i , f ' i i

NOTE A FEW OF THE PRICES BELOW:

Children's Suits. 8 to 16 Knickerbocker Trousers WERE ' SALE ' WERE SALE

PRICE PRICE

$2.00 $ .98 $3.00 $2.00 ,3.50 2.50 4.00 2.98 £5.00 3.50 6.00 . 4.00

7.00 5.00 Children's Overcoats.

From 3 to 17 WERE SALE WERE SALE

, PRICE PRICE

$3.00 $1.73 $4.00 $2.75 5.00 3.00 6.00 4.50

J7 00 5.25 8.00 6.00 Children's Knee Pants.

WERE SALE WERE PRICE

$ .50 38c $ .75 1.00 73c 1.50

Corduroy Coats. Sheepskin Lined

WERE SALE WERE PRICE

SALE PRICE

53c 98c

SALE PRICE

SALE WERE SALE PRICE • PRICE

39c $1.00 88c

SALE PRICE

$7.00 $5.50 $6.75 $5.25 5.75 4.50 6.00 Leather Coats, 4.25

Men's Overalls. WERE SALE WERE

PRICE

$ .50 Men's Negligee Shirts.

WERE SALE WERE PBICE

$ .50 39c $1.00 79c Men's Work Shirts <§c Hose 50c 39c Red Handkerchiefs, 3c Blue Handkerchiefs, 3c White Handkerchiefs/"* 3c 50c Jackets, ' 39c Men's Work Hose, 6c Black and Tan, 6c 15 cent ones, 10c 25 cent ones, 19c 50 cent Wool Hose, > 39c 25 cent Wool Hose, 19c 20 cent Wool Hose, 12c Don't let anything stop you from coming. All Goods Guaranteed or Money Refunded.

Men's Suits, in this lot, Worsteds & Cassimeres WERE SALE WERE SALE

PRICE PRICE

$10.00 $7.48 $12.00 $8.00 15.00 9.48 20.00 14.09 2&.00 17.50

Men's Overcoats. WERE SALE WERE SALE

PRICE PRICE

$7.50 $3.75 $10.00 $7.50 12.00 8.00 15.00 9.50 18.00 12.00 20.00 14.00 25.00 17.50

Men's Trousers ** WERE • oALE WERE SALE

PRICE ' PRICE-

$6.75 $4.48 $5.00 $3.98 4/50 3.37 4.00 2.73 -3.50 2.23 3.00 1.98 2.50 1.69 2.00 1.48 1.00 *79 Rain. Coats.

WERE. SALE PRICE

WERE SALE PRICE

$5.00 $3.75 $8.00 $5,50 12.00 8.50 15.00 10.50 20.00 14.50

Gloves. $ .10 Canvas Gloves,

a pair, $ .05 . 50 Leather Gloves,

lined or unlined .39 \ .25 Kind .19

$1.00 Kid Gloves, . .W 1.50 Kind, 1.19

Underwear. $ ,50 Kind. ' • 33c/

1.00 Wool, g 79c Sweater Coats.

$1,00 Kind, $ .73 3,5fl Kind, 2.23 7.00 Kind, 5.23.

Men's 4-ply Linen Col­lars, 15c kind,- .10

15c Celuloid Collars, .10 25c Ruhber Collars, .15 '* Remember the Date and the Place. Sale- - starts : Saturday, November 7th, 1914.

SAMUEL LEWIS m&K, 'gmM': Watch for the White Front.

Store Open Evenings 'till 9 p. m. 480 Exchange St., Geneva, N. Y.

E a r l y E a r r i n g s . The earring Is not a" modem i n v e n ­

tion, far more than twenty centuries ago the daukhtei5 or Aristotle wore golden feoops. The philosopher's daugh­ter's earrings were found iu her tomb near Chamois, in Euhoea. by exploring archaeologists, and certainly modern workmanship •• cannot produce their equal. In eneh golden hoop swung a tiny dove, with precious stones for eyes and bands of ininute gems" to give the color of the Iridescerit breast and wings, iThe feathers were of gran-ulated gold, and the tail feathers were wrmarvelousiy wrouglit and adjusted that they acted like a balance, a s in a living bird, so that the exquisite minia­ture creatures whenever the wearer moved or laughed or b a s e d her head would move and balance themsetyes upon their pendent perches.

.* M e s s a g e »f the-T*1ejM*orie. '.'-.:'%-. There is nothing;in th^^sgiind of Jth|

-shell) little "teleijjhoiie tieij isj_sv0u~m • of the import Of its message lilVm-s-the pity/ It uiay ne thiit bare-^wluwAi telephone conversatiofi nejrfn*'. v:\Ve)k *" what do you know rodavT i t nmy be ., your lawyer to say you've limw'itetl a . million. Hence the arroxamce^ot the tostrument. tt4 .knows its xrofe'e-w.iH never willfully go unajuswered so^tuug as the element of "chance lies concealed within It^Amerieau/Magazine/ •• '

-j Corn In. Kansas. The earliest mention ^f feorai In ^au-

sas^ls found-1 in̂ tne^i^pajint of ©dro-naM's expeditloniln 1541-2. Professor Wllllston faund^eharfed com. In/fho ruins of prehistoric Indian pueblos in Scott county, estimated by him to beitt leaat.twp *ud a half centuries old. / ',

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