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S tories on the page are so beautifully neat. All that
lovely black print; those lovely straight lines and
paragraphs and pages. But stories are living things,
creatures that move and grow in the imaginations of writer
and reader. They must be solid and touchable just like the
land, and must have fluid half-known depths just like the sea.
These stories take place in a real world – the streets in which
I grew, the fields and beaches over which I walked. People
I know appear in them. But in fiction, real worlds merge
with dreamed worlds. Real people walk with ghosts and
figments. Earthly truth goes hand-in-hand with watery lies.
“
”
A Life in Stories
DAVID ALMONDillustrated by Eleanor Taylor
ALSO BY DAVID ALMOND
The Boy Who Climbed Into the Moon
The Boy Who Swam with Piranhas
Clay
Counting Stars
The Fire-Eaters
Heaven Eyes
Kit’s Wilderness
Mouse Bird Snake Wolf
My Dad’s a Birdman
My Name Is Mina
The Savage
Secret Heart
Skellig
Slog’s Dad
The Tightrope Walkers
The True Tale of the Monster Billy Dean
For Tim and Rachel
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.
First published 2014 by Walker Books Ltd 87 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HJ
2 4 6 8 10 9 7 5 3 1
Introduction and story introductions © 2014 David Almond
“Slog’s Dad” © 2006 David Almond (First published in So, What Kept You?)
“May Malone” © 2008 David Almond (First published in The Children’s Hours)
“When God Came to Cathleen’s Garden” © 2009, 2010 David Almond (First published in Sideshow: Ten Original Tales of Freaks,
Illusionists and Other Matters Odd and Magical)
“The Missing Link” © 2008, 2014 David Almond (First published in The Times)
“Harry Miller’s Run” © 2008 David Almond (First published in conjunction with Great North Run Culture)
“Half a Creature from the Sea” © 2007 David Almond (First published in Click)
“Joe Quinn’s Poltergeist” © 2014 David Almond
“Klaus Vogel and the Bad Lads” © 2009 David Almond (First published in Free? Stories Celebrating Human Rights)
Illustrations © 2014 Eleanor Taylor
The right of David Almond and Eleanor Taylor to be identified as author and illustrator respectively of this work has been asserted by them in accordance
with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988
This book has been typeset in Bembo and Priori Sans OT
Printed and bound in Great Britain by Clays Ltd, St Ives plc
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, transmitted or stored in an information retrieval system in any form or by any means, graphic,
electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, taping and recording, without prior written permission from the publisher.
British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data: a catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library
ISBN 978-1-4063-5434-8
www.walker.co.uk
things I can hardly
remember,
things I’ve
been told about,
things that are like
fragments of a dream.
“start
with
’ll I
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INTRODUCTION
shop. Down onto the steep, curving High Street,
lined with a butcher’s, grocer’s, tailor’s, pubs. A
pink pig’s head would be grinning out from Myers’
window. There’d be boxes of bright fruit stacked
outside Bamling’s. A great cod fish, bigger than
a boy, would lie on the marble slab outside the
fishmonger’s. You could smell the fish and chips
from Fosters’, the beer from the open windows
of the Half Way House, oil and rust from Howie’s
cluttered junkyard behind its swinging stable door.
We’d pass by the cracked pale faces and legs of the
mannequins of Shepherd’s department store. All
the way, Mam’d be calling out greetings to family
and neighbours. They’d be leaning down to grin and
coo at me, maybe to slip a coin into my little hand.
Always, above the rooftops, the thin steeple of our
church, St Patrick’s, pointed to the blue.
Halfway down the street, my mother would turn
into a narrow alleyway and carry me into Amos’s
printing shop. There’d been a few generations of
printers in our family, and Amos was the latest.
He printed the local newspaper in that dark small
place, on a pair of ancient printing machines. Do
I grew up in a town called Felling-on-Tyne. My first
home was an upstairs flat in White’s Buildings, a
cluster of houses at the edge of the town’s main
square. It had high white walls and wide dark doors,
and a tiny kitchen where the sink perched on a
timber frame. The tin bath hung on the kitchen
wall. Steep, crumbling steps led to a small back
yard and the outside toilet. My mother used to
say that before she opened the door to any room,
she’d tap on it to make sure the mice scattered to
their holes in the skirting boards and floors. There
were hundreds of them, she told me. Thousands!
I remember the smell of damp, of the outside loo.
Dust cascaded through the shafts of light that
poured through the narrow kitchen windows. Dead
flies clustered on dangling fly papers. Sirens blared
from the factories by the river, foghorns hooted
from the distant sea. There were four of us then:
Mam, Dad, my brother Colin, and me.
Mam said that I was just a few months old when she
first took me to visit my Uncle Amos. She’d wheel
me in my pushchair through the square, past the
Jubilee pub, Dragone’s coffee house, Myers’ pork
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15
INTRODUCTION
ambitions. “Yes,” he said, “do that!” He also told
me, “Don’t let your writing separate you from the
people and places that you love.”
White’s Buildings was eventually classified as a slum
and was demolished. We moved to a brand-new
council estate, The Grange, beside the brand-new
bypass on the eastern edge of town. I went to St
John’s Catholic primary school, a sombre stone-
built establishment next to the river. Amos closed
the printing shop and moved away, but the sign
above the alleyway remained for years:
I passed beneath it a thousand times as I continued
to grow.
I played with my friends on the fields above the
town. I roamed further, to the hills beyond the
fields, where there were abandoned coal mines
and spoil heaps, tussocky paddocks with ponies in
them, newt ponds, ruined stables. From up there,
you could see the whole town sloping away: the
streets leading to the square, the factories below
that, the river lined with shipyards, the city of
I remember it? I like to think I do, but I guess I only
really remember my mother’s words. She told a tale
that one day when she was in there, with me lying
in her arms, Amos pulled a lever, and the printing
machines began to clatter and turn, and the pages
of the newspaper began to stream out from them,
and I started to wriggle and jump in her arms, and
to point and giggle at the pages. Just as a baby’s
eyes are caught by flashing lights or flying birds, my
eyes were caught by print – and I’d be in love with it
for evermore. Maybe I began to be a writer that day
in that little printing shop, a time I can’t remember,
when I was a few months old.
Amos was a writer as well as a printer. He wrote
poems, stories, novels, plays. At family parties,
after a couple of drinks, he’d take a piece of paper
from his pocket and read a poem to us. Some would
roll their eyes and giggle, but I loved him for it.
I had an uncle who was a writer; I could be the same.
None of his work was ever published or performed,
but it didn’t matter to him. He kept on writing
for the love of it, and for his family and friends.
I was just a boy when I told him shyly of my own
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all in some way connected to that ‘ordinary’ place.
I try to do what many writers have done before me:
show that ordinary places can be extraordinary.
Newcastle with its bridges and towers and steeples.
To the north, the distant bulges of the Cheviots in a
haze. To the west, the hills of County Durham, the
pitheads and winding gear of the coal mines. To the
south, more fields, lanes, hawthorn hedges, then
Sunderland, then the towns of Teesside on the far
horizon. To the east, the dark North Sea. It seemed
that much of the world, in all its variety, was visible
from this little place.
I started to scribble stories of my own. I read books
from the local library. I dreamed of coming back
to this library one day in the future, to find books
with my own name on them standing on the shelves.
Once or twice I dared to admit to others that I
wanted to be a writer. I remember one day getting
the response, ‘But you’re just an ordinary kid. And
you come from ordinary little Felling. What on
earth will you write about?’
As time has gone on, I’ve found myself writing
more and more about that little place. Many of
my stories spring from it. They use its landscape,
its language, its people, and turn it into fiction –
half imaginary, half real. The stories in this book are
”
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“T he story of ‘Slog’s Dad’ takes place right
in the heart of the town, in Felling Square.
This was a small, low-walled area with an
ancient fountain and water trough at the centre.
There were benches where folk sat to while away
the day, to take a rest after walking up the steep
High Street or to sit and wait for the Black Bull or
the Jubilee to open. On one side of the square was
Ray Lough’s barber’s, with its plate-glass window,
its short line of chairs. Ray would have no truck with
modern styles. Boys might go in asking for a James
Dean or a Beatles cut but they’d all get the same:
short back and sides finished with lotion slapped
on; the kind that set hard as soon as it hit the open
air. Just next door was my grandfather’s betting
shop. The name in the window – John Foster
Barber – caused some men to walk in for a haircut,
but instead they’d find my grandfather puffing on
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Hell to burn for all eternity.) Sometimes, when the
sun shone down and the sky was blue and the river
glittered far below, the larks singing over the high
fields, Heaven didn’t seem too far away. We were
constantly reminded of its inhabitants, too. There
were statues of Jesus and his mother, and of saints
and angels in St Patrick’s. We all had prayer books
and rosary beads and little statues and pictures in
our homes.
Cheery priests were familiar figures in the streets
– off to visit the sick, to comfort the bereaved or
to have a glass of whisky with a parishioner. Tramps
were often seen too. There was one in particular
who lived, it was said, somewhere in the hills above
town. No one knew his name, or where he’d come
from. He was a silent, swiftly walking man with
flaxen hair. He seemed at ease, untroubled by the
world, and he was a romantic figure to boys like
me. To live a life of freedom in the open air! Who
wouldn’t desire such a life? Sometimes I’d see him
sitting alone on a bench in the square, just as Slog’s
dad does in the story. I longed to try to talk to him,
but I never did.
This story came from a fragment from the
his pipe behind the counter, men standing around
earnestly reading Sporting Life, and crackly radio
reports of horse race results coming from speakers
on the walls. The square, and the High Street,
and many of the shops and pubs, still exist. Not
Lough’s, and not the betting shop. My Uncle
Maurice took it over when my grandfather retired,
but then Ladbrokes opened in the square and
Maurice moved the shop to Hebburn, a few miles
away, to catch the custom of shipyard workers. But
shipbuilding declined then quickly crashed, and the
betting shop was one of the many businesses that
went down with it.
Myers’ pork shop sold the best pork pies, the
best pork sandwiches, and the best saveloy dips
in the area. Saveloys are a kind of sausage. They
seemed to my friends and me to be the height of
deliciousness, especially inside a soft bread roll
with stuffing, onions and mustard and dipped into
a shallow tray of Myers’ special gravy. A saveloy dip
with everything: a taste of Heaven!
I was a Catholic, like many of my friends. We were
taught to believe that when good people died, they
went to be with God. (The bad, of course, went to
DAVID ALMOND
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Spring had come. I’d been running around all day
with Slog and we were starving. We were crossing the
square to Myers’ pork shop. Slog stopped dead in his
tracks.
“What’s up?” I said.
He nodded across the square.
“Look,” he said.
“Look at what?”
“It’s me dad,” he whispered.
“Your dad?”
“Aye.”
notebook of the great short-story writer Raymond
Carver, which I used as an inspiration for a tale of
my own. One line jumped out at me: ‘I’ve got how
much longer?’ As soon as I wrote it down in my own
notebook, ‘Slog’s Dad’ sprang to life. I switched on
the computer, began to write. There was a boy called
Davie, walking across the square with his friend
Slog. There was a bloke on the bench. There was
Myers’ pork shop with its delicious saveloys… ”
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Slog’s dad had been a binman, a skinny bloke with
a creased face and a greasy f lat cap. He was always
puffing on a Woodbine. He hung on to the back of
the bin wagon as it lurched through the estate, jumped
off and on, slung the bins over his shoulder, tipped the
muck into the back. He was forever singing hymns –
“Faith of Our Fathers”, “Hail Glorious Saint Patrick”,
stuff like that.
“Here he comes again,” my mam would say as he
bashed the bins and belted out “Oh, Sacred Heart” at
eight o’clock on a Thursday morning.
But she’d be smiling, because everybody liked Slog’s
dad, Joe Mickley, a daft and canny soul.
First sign of his illness was just a bit of a limp: then
Slog came to school one day and said, “Me dad’s got a
black spot on his big toenail.”
“Just like Treasure Island, eh?” I said.
“What’s it mean?” he said.
I was going to say death and doom, but I said, “He
could try asking the doctor.”
“He has asked the doctor.”
Slog looked down. I could smell his dad on him, the
scent of rotten rubbish that was always on him. They
lived just down the street from us, and the whole house
I just looked at him.
“That bloke there,” he said.
“What bloke where?”
“Him on the bench. Him with the cap on. Him
with the stick.”
I shielded my eyes from the sun with my hand and
tried to see. The bloke had his hands resting on the top
of the stick. He had his chin resting on his hands. His
hair was long and tangled and his clothes were tattered
and worn, like he was poor or like he’d been on a long
journey. His face was in the shadow of the brim of his
cap, but you could see that he was smiling.
“Slogger, man,” I said. “Your dad’s dead.”
“I know that, Davie. But it’s him. He’s come back
again, like he said he would. In the spring.”
He raised his arm and waved.
“Dad!” he shouted. “Dad!”
The bloke waved back.
“See?” said Slog. “Howay.”
He tugged my arm.
“No,” I whispered. “No!”
And I yanked myself free and I went into Myers’,
and Slog ran across the square to his dad.
* * *
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If anybody asked was he looking for work, he’d
laugh.
“Work? I can hardly bliddy walk.”
And he’d start in on “Faith of Our Fathers” and
everybody’d smile.
Then he got a black spot on his other big toenail, and
they took him away again, and they started chopping at
his other leg, and Slog said it was like living in a horror
picture.
When Slog’s dad came home next, he spent his
days parked in a wheelchair in his garden. He didn’t
bother with tin legs: just pyjama bottoms folded over
his stumps. He was quieter. He sat day after day in
the summer sun among his roses, staring out at the
pebbledashed walls and the red roofs and the empty
sky. The Woodbines dangled in his f ingers, “Oh,
Sacred Heart” drifted gently from his lips. Mrs
Mickley brought him cups of tea, glasses of beer,
Woodbines. Once I stood with Mam at the window
and watched Mrs Mickley stroke her husband’s head
and gently kiss his cheek.
“She’s telling him he’s going to get better,” said
Mam.
We saw the smile growing on Joe Mickley’s face.
had that smell in it, no matter how much Mrs Mickley
washed and scrubbed. Slog’s dad knew it. He said it
was the smell of the earth. He said there’d be nowt like
it in Heaven.
“The doctor said it’s nowt,” Slog said. “But he’s
staying in bed today, and he’s going to hospital
tomorrow. What’s it mean, Davie?”
“How should I know?” I said.
I shrugged.
“It’s just a spot, man, Slog!” I said.
Everything happened fast after that. They took the
big toe off, then the foot, then the leg to halfway up the
thigh. Slog said his mother reckoned his dad had caught
some germs from the bins. My mother said it was all the
Woodbines he puffed. Whatever it was, it seemed they
stopped it. They fitted a tin leg on him and sent him
home. It was the end of the bins, of course.
He took to sitting on the little garden wall outside
the house. Mrs Mickley often sat with him and they’d
be smelling their roses and nattering and smiling and
swigging tea and puffing Woodbines. He used to show
off his new leg to passers-by.
“I’ll get the old one back when I’m in Heaven,” he
said.
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“It’s alreet,” he whispered. “I know you divent want
to come too close.”
He looked down to where his legs should be.
“They tell us if I get to Heaven I’ll get them back
again,” he said. “What d’you think of that, Davie?”
I shrugged.
“Dunno, Mr Mickley,” I said.
“Do you reckon I’ll be able to walk back here if I do
get them back again?”
“Dunno, Mr Mickley.”
I started to back away.
“I’ll walk straight out them pearly gates,” he said.
He laughed. “I’ll follow the smells. There’s no smells in
Heaven. I’ll follow the bliddy smells right back here to
the lovely earth.”
He looked at me.
“What d’you think of that?” he said.
Just a week later, the garden was empty. We saw
Doctor Molly going in, then Father O’Mahoney,
and just as dusk was coming on, Mr Blenkinsop, the
undertaker.
The week after the funeral, I was heading out of the
estate for school with Slog, and he told me, “Dad said
he’s coming back.”
“That’s love,” said Mam. “True love.”
Slog’s dad still joked and called out to anybody
passing by.
“Walk?” he’d say. “Man, I cannot even bliddy hop.”
“They can hack your body to a hundred bits,” he’d
say. “But they cannot hack your soul.”
We saw him shrinking. Slog told me he’d heard his
mother whispering about his dad’s fingers coming off.
He told me about Mrs Mickley lifting his dad from
the chair each night, laying him down, whispering her
goodnights, like he was a little bairn. Slog said that
some nights when he was really scared, he got into bed
beside them.
“But it just makes it worse,” he said. He cried. “I’m
bigger than me dad, Davie. I’m bigger than me bliddy
dad!”
And he put his arms around me and put his head on
my shoulder and cried.
“Slog, man,” I said as I tugged away. “Howay,
Slogger, man!”
One day late in August, Slog’s dad caught me looking.
He waved me to him. I went to him slowly. He
winked.
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“Aye-aye, Davie,” he said.
“Aye,” I muttered.
“Saveloy, I suppose? With everything?”
“Aye. Aye.”
I looked out over the pig’s head. Slog was with the
bloke, looking down at him, talking to him. I saw him
lean down to touch the bloke.
“And a dip?” said Billy.
“Aye,” I said.
He plunged the sandwich into a trough of gravy.
“Bliddy lovely,” he said. “Though I say it myself.
A shilling to you, sir.”
I paid him but I couldn’t go out through the door.
The sandwich was hot. The gravy was dripping to my
feet.
Billy laughed.
“Penny for them,” he said.
I watched Slog get onto the bench beside the bloke.
“Do you believe there’s life after death?” I said.
Billy laughed.
“Now there’s a question for a butcher!” he said.
A skinny old woman came in past me.
“What can I do you for, pet?” said Billy. “See you,
Davie.”
“Slogger, man,” I said.
“His last words to me. ‘Watch for me in the spring,’
he said.”
“Slogger, man. It’s just cos he was…”
“What?”
I gritted my teeth.
“Dying, man!”
I didn’t mean to yell at him, but the traffic was
thundering past us on the bypass. I got hold of his arm
and we stopped.
“Bliddy dying,” I said more softly.
“Me mam says that and all,” said Slog. “She says
we’ll have to wait. But I cannot wait till I’m in Heaven,
Davie. I want to see him here one more time.”
Then he stared up at the sky.
“Dad,” he whispered. “Dad!”
I got into Myers’ pork shop, and sausages and bacon
and black pudding and joints and pies sat in neat piles
in the window. A pink pig’s head with its hair scorched
off and a grin on its face gazed out at the square. There
was a bucket of bones for dogs and a bucket of blood
on the f loor. The marble counters and Billy Myers’
face were gleaming.
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“Bliddy lovely. You got owt to drink?”
“No,” I said.
“Ha. He has got a tongue!”
“He looks a bit different,” said Slog. “But that’s just
cos he’s been…”
“Transfigured,” said the bloke.
“Aye,” said Slog. “Transfigured. Can I show him
your legs, Dad?”
The bloke laughed gently. He bit his saveloy
sandwich. His eyes glittered as he watched me.
“Aye,” he said. “Gan on. Show him me legs, son.”
And Slog knelt at his feet and rolled the bloke’s
tattered trouser bottoms up and showed the bloke’s
dirty socks and dirty shins.
“See?” he whispered.
He touched the bloke’s legs with his fingers.
“Aren’t they lovely?” he said. “Touch them, Davie.”
I didn’t move.
“Gan on,” said the bloke. “Touch them, Davie.”
His voice got colder.
“Do it for Slogger, Davie,” he said.
I crouched, I touched, I felt the hair and the skin and
the bones and muscles underneath. I recoiled; I stood
up again.
He laughed.
“Kids!” he said.
Slog looked that happy as I walked towards them.
He was leaning on the bloke and the bloke was leaning
back on the bench, grinning at the sky. Slog made a fist
and a face of joy when he saw me.
“It’s Dad, Davie!” he said. “See? I told you.”
I stood in front of them.
“You remember Davie, Dad,” said Slog.
The bloke looked at me. He looked nothing like the
Joe Mickley I used to know. His face was filthy but it
was smooth and his eyes were shining bright.
“Course I do,” he said. “Nice to see you, son.”
Slog laughed.
“Davie’s a bit scared,” he said.
“No wonder,” said the bloke. “That looks very
tasty.”
I held the sandwich out to him.
He took it, opened it and smelt it, looked at the
meat and pease pudding and stuffing and mustard and
gravy. He closed his eyes and smiled, then lifted it to
his mouth.
“Saveloy with everything,” he said. He licked the
gravy from his lips, wiped his chin with his hand.
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“This is very special,” he said. “Very rare. They let it
happen cos you’re a very rare and special lad.”
He looked into the sky and talked into the sky.
“How much longer have I got?” he said, then he
nodded. “Aye. OK. OK.”
He shrugged and looked back at Slog.
“No,” he said. “Time’s pressing. I cannot do it, son.”
There were tears in Slog’s eyes.
“She misses you that much, Dad,” he said.
“Aye. I know.” The bloke looked into the sky again.
“How much longer?” he said.
He took Slog in his arms.
“Come here,” he whispered.
I watched them hold each other tight.
“You can tell her about me,” said the bloke. “You
can tell her I love her and miss her and all.” He looked
at me over Slog’s shoulder. “And so can Davie, your
best mate. Can’t you, Davie? Can’t you?”
“Aye,” I muttered.
Then the bloke stood up. Slog still clung to him.
“Can I come with you, Dad?” he said.
The bloke smiled.
“You know you can’t, son.”
“What did you do?” I said.
“It’s true, see?” said Slog. “He got them back in
Heaven.”
“What d’you think of that, then, Davie?” said the
bloke.
Slog smiled.
“He thinks they’re bliddy lovely, Dad.”
Slog stroked the bloke’s legs one more time then
rolled the trousers down again.
“What’s Heaven like, Dad?” said Slog.
“Hard to describe, son.”
“Please, Dad.”
“It’s like bright and peaceful, and there’s God and
the angels and all that…” The bloke looked at his
sandwich. “It’s like having all the saveloy dips you ever
want. With everything, every time.”
“It must be great.”
“Oh, aye, son. It’s dead canny.”
“Are you coming to see Mam, Dad?” he said.
The bloke pursed his lips and sucked in air and gazed
into the sky.
“Dunno. Dunno if I’ve got the time, son.”
Slog’s face fell.
The bloke reached out and stroked Slog’s cheek.
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The bloke laughed.
“Ha! Bliddy ha!”
He held Slog by the shoulders.
“Now, son,” he said. “You got to stand here and
watch me go and you mustn’t follow.”
“I won’t, Dad,” whispered Slog.
“And you must always remember me.”
“I will, Dad.”
“And me, you and your lovely mam’ll be together
again one day in Heaven.”
“I know that, Dad. I love you, Dad.”
“And I love you.”
And the bloke kissed Slog, and twisted his face at
me, then turned away. He started singing “Faith of Our
Fathers”. He walked across the square, past Myers’ pork
shop, and turned down onto the High Street. We ran
after him then and we looked down the High Street
past the people and the cars, but there was no sign of
him, and there never would be again.
We stood there speechless. Billy Myers came to the
doorway of the pork shop with a bucket of bones in his
hand and watched us.
“That was me dad,” said Slog.
“Aye?” said Billy.
“Eh?” said the bloke.
“What job did you do?”
The bloke looked at me, dead cold.
“I was a binman, Davie,” he said. “I used to stink
but I didn’t mind. And I followed the stink to get me
here.”
He cupped Slog’s face in his hands.
“Isn’t that right, son?”
“Aye,” said Slog.
“So what’s Slog’s mother called?” I said.
“Eh?”
“Your wife. What’s her name?”
The bloke looked at me. He looked at Slog. He
pushed the last bit of sandwich into his mouth and
chewed. A sparrow hopped close to our feet, trying to
get at the crumbs. The bloke licked his lips, wiped his
chin, stared into the sky.
“Please, Dad,” whispered Slog.
The bloke shrugged. He gritted his teeth and sighed
and looked at me so cold and at Slog so gentle.
“Slog’s mother,” he said. “My wife…” He shrugged
again. “She’s called Mary.”
“Oh, Dad!” said Slog and his face was transfigured
by joy. “Oh, Dad!”
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“We were kids. There were always
tales of ghouls and ghosts and
monsters going around. In my first
school, St John’s, a spooky stone place down by
the Tyne, there were fiends waiting in the deep,
dark cupboard just past the staffroom door. The
ghosts of dead pit men and pit boys, killed in
the Felling Pit disaster of 1812, could be seen
during winter dusks in the school yard. A madman
lived in that abandoned paint works by the river.
Some folk had tails hidden beneath their clothes.
Strange creatures were said to have been born
in the Queen Elizabeth Hospital; creatures that
could never be allowed out into the world – half
human, half beast, born by weird couplings. When
I camped with pals in their gardens – with Tex Flynn
or Graham and Charlie Mein – we quaked as we
whispered to each other about the witches and
“Aye. He come back, like he said he would, in the
spring.”
“That’s good,” said Billy. “Come and have a dip,
son. With everything.”
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DAVID ALMOND
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MAY MALONE
position. She was already headed for the fire. Not
surprising, then, that there were rumours about her
life, her child … about her monster.
May lives in the dark terraced streets at the
lower end of Felling, below the railway line.
Norman lives in the new flats by Felling Square,
Sir Godfrey Thomson Court, where my family
lived for several years. I took Norman’s surname,
Trench (which I like a lot!) from Richard Trench,
a nineteenth-century archbishop who wrote a
strange and strangely wonderful book called Notes
on the Miracles of Our Lord. Trench’s book is one
that I keep around me on the shelves in the shed
where I write. Another book that’s always near by
is a collection of William Blake’s poems. This story
was written for a radio series called Blake’s Doors
of Perception. I was invited to take a line or two
from Blake and use it as an inspiration, so I chose
his poem “The Garden of Love”, which contains
these lines:
And Priests in black gowns were walking their
rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires.
demons that waited in the darkness just beyond the
thin canvas wall.
Our imaginings were intensified in church,
especially during mission week. This happened
every year or two, when teams of priests and fierce
monks were sent to us. They roamed the streets
and glared. They came to our homes to check up
on our attendance at Communion or confession.
They stood in the pulpit in a crowded St Patrick’s
and terrified us with detailed and gory descriptions
of hellfire, burning flesh, demons, brimstone, red-
hot pokers.
“Beware!” they snarled, gripping the pulpit edge
and leaning towards us. “The creatures of Satan
truly do walk among us. Perhaps they are with us
now! Be alert! Keep away from them! Avoid all sin.
Keep your mind on God!”
In this story, May Malone is lapsed – she used
to be a Catholic, but she’s lost the faith and has
left the Church. Just like one of my friends did in
real life, when we were eighteen, May stood up in
church one day, yelled at the priest that he was a
bliddy liar, and stormed out, never to return. To
believers, May had put herself into a very perilous
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The story was that May Malone had a monster in her
house. She kept it in chains. If you went round to the
back of the house and put your ear to the wall, you’d
hear it groaning. You’d hear it howling at night if you
listened hard. There were tales about May and a priest
from Blyth. There was a baby, it was said, but the baby
was horrible because it was born from such a sin. Even
weirder tales were whispered. The Devil himself had
come to May and it was the son of Satan living in her
house. She’d been with horses, with dogs, with goats.
Anyway, whatever it was you’d risk your body, your
There are more echoes of Blake in some of the
sentences. I like to think that, by the end, Norman’s
own doors of perception have started to open. ”