Tom's TEFL: 20 Role Plays

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‘The Cat and The Mouse’ Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props. 10 Characters Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Narrator 3, Narrator 4, Mr Cat, Miss Mouse, Miss Cow, Miss Baker, Mr Farmer, Mr Butcher Everyone: Here is our story about the cat and the mouse! Narrator 1: One day, the cat was hunting. Cat: Mwwaa ha ha! I can see you little mouse! Mouse: Eeek! Narrator 2: He caught the mouse and bit her tail off! Mouse: AAGGH! Mr Cat! Please give me back my tail! Narrator 3: The mouse wanted her tail back but the cat would not give it to her. Cat: No! I will not give back your tail until you go to the cow and get me some milk! Narrator 4: So the mouse jumped and ran away to the farm. Mouse: Miss Cow, please give me milk so I can get my tail back! Cow: No! I will not give you any milk until you go to the farmer and get me some hay! Narrator 1: So the mouse went to the farmer. Mouse: Mr Farmer, please give me some hay, so I can get my tail back! Narrator 2: The mouse wanted to give the hay to the cow… Narrator 3: …and the milk to the cat. Farmer: No! I will not give you any hay until you go to the butcher and get me some meat! Narrator 4: So the mouse went to the butcher. Mouse: Mr Butcher, please give me some meat, so I can get my tail back! Narrator 1: The mouse wanted to give the meat to the farmer… Narrator 2: …and the hay to the cow… Narrator 3: …and the milk to the cat. Butcher: “No! I will not give you any meat until you go to the baker and get me some bread! Narrator 4: So the mouse went to the baker. Mouse: Miss Baker, please give me some bread, so I can get my tail back! Narrator 1: The mouse wanted to give the bread to the butcher…

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The document preview may look corrupt in your web-browser, but the file itself is fine, if you register and hit 'download'. See my TEFL webpage at http://www.globalcitizen.co.uk This selection of my favourite English lesson resources is adapted specifically for other Hong Kong primary children. All have an informal, fun-based approach and are original designs courtesy of yours truly. Some Powerpoints cover several lessons and include accompanying printable worksheets and games - most can be adapted for older or younger pupils. Please contact regarding any errors or copyright claims.

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‘The Cat and The Mouse’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

10 CharactersNarrator 1, Narrator 2, Narrator 3, Narrator 4, Mr Cat, Miss Mouse, Miss Cow, Miss Baker, Mr Farmer, Mr Butcher

Everyone: Here is our story about the cat and the mouse! Narrator 1: One day, the cat was hunting.

Cat: Mwwaa ha ha! I can see you little mouse!

Mouse: Eeek!

Narrator 2: He caught the mouse and bit her tail off!

Mouse: AAGGH! Mr Cat! Please give me back my tail!

Narrator 3: The mouse wanted her tail back but the cat would not give it to her.

Cat: No! I will not give back your tail until you go to the cow and get me some milk!

Narrator 4: So the mouse jumped and ran away to the farm.

Mouse: Miss Cow, please give me milk so I can get my tail back!

Cow: No!  I will not give you any milk until you go to the farmer and get me some hay!

Narrator 1: So the mouse went to the farmer.

Mouse: Mr Farmer, please give me some hay, so I can get my tail back!

Narrator 2: The mouse wanted to give the hay to the cow…

Narrator 3: …and the milk to the cat. Farmer: No!  I will not give you any hay until you go to the butcher and get me some meat!

Narrator 4: So the mouse went to the butcher.

Mouse: Mr Butcher, please give me some meat, so I can get my tail back!

Narrator 1: The mouse wanted to give the meat to the farmer…

Narrator 2: …and the hay to the cow…

Narrator 3: …and the milk to the cat.

Butcher: “No!  I will not give you any meat until you go to the baker and get me some bread!

Narrator 4: So the mouse went to the baker.

Mouse: Miss Baker, please give me some bread, so I can get my tail back!

Narrator 1: The mouse wanted to give the bread to the butcher…

Narrator 4: …and the meat to the farmer…

Narrator 2: …and the hay to the cow…

Narrator 3: …and the milk to the cat.

Baker: Ok, I will give you some bread if you will promise never to come into my bakery and eat my things and scare my customers away! Narrator 1: The mouse promised, got the bread and ran to the butcher.

Narrator 4: The butcher gave her meat.  She took the meat to the farmer.  

Narrator 2: The farmer gave her hay.  She took the hay to the cow. 

Narrator 3: The cow gave her milk.  She took the milk to the cat who gave her back her tail. Cat: Yum yum yum! Here, little mouse – you can have your tail now. Ha ha ha!

Everyone: The end!

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‘The Three Goats’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

8 Characters – Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Narrator 3, Narrator 4, Big Goat, Middle Goat, Little Goat, Monster

Narrator 1: Once there were three goats that lived on a hillside.

Narrator 2: They were sad and very, very, very hungry.

All Goats: Aiya! We are sooooo sad and always hungry!

Narrator 3: They were sad and hungry because they had eaten all the grass on the side of the hill.

Narrator 4: But on the other side of the hill, across the bridge, there was lots and lots and lots of grass to eat.

All Goats: We should go over there! Over to the other side of the hill!

Big Goat: But what about the big, scary monster that lives under the bridge? He is big and is always hungry for… GOATS! Middle Goat: Hmmm, maybe he is gone. Maybe he is visiting his mother.

Little Goat: Yeah – maybe he is on holiday. Let's go across the bridge – I need grass!

Narrator 1: The goats decide to go to the bridge…

Big Goat: (Looks at the little goat) Ok, you can go across the bridge first.

Little Goat: Me? Why me?

Big Goat: Because you are soooo small and soooo thin...(Looks little goat up and down). If you don't get to the other side of the hill first, you will... you will…. get sick! Oh it would be horrible!

Little Goat: You're right big goat. I will go first and I will eat lots of the lovely green grass!

Narrator 2: The little goat went up to the bridge, and suddenly, the scary monster jumped out!

Monster: WHO GOES ACROSS MY BRIDGE?

Little Goat: (Trembling, scared little voice) It is I, the little goat.

Monster: I SHALL EAT YOU!

Little Goat: No! No! Don't eat me! I am thin and little and really do not taste good at all. Please, wait for my big sister. She is fat, tasty and yummy.

Monster: Hmm, you're right! You are tiny. I will wait for a lovely fat yummy goat!

Narrator 3: The little goat ran across the bridge. Next, the middle goat came to the bridge.

Monster: WHO GOES ACROSS MY BRIDGE?

Middle Goat: (Shaking) It is I the middle goat!

Monster: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU! I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!!

Middle Goat: Oh don't eat me. I am just the middle goat - wait for my big brother. He is much, much, much bigger than I am. Think about it. My fat brother would be delicious. Pleeeeeeeese!

Monster: He's bigger than you? Mmmm, ok – I will wait for him. You can go!

Narrator 4: The middle goat ran across the bridge. Next, the big goat came to the bridge.

Monster: WHO GOES ACROSS MY BRIDGE?

Big Goat: (In a loud voice) It is I, the big goat.

Monster: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU! I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!!!

Big Goat: Oh, I don't think so! (Lowers his head) One! Two! THREE! (He charges and hits the monster in the stomach, who falls down.)

Monster: WAAAAA!

Big Goat: Ha ha! Silly monster! Now it’s time to get my dinner.

All Narrators: …And the goats lived happily ever after! The end!

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‘Where the Wild Things Are’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

8 Characters – Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Narrator 3, Narrator 4, Max and 3 monsters.

Narrator 1: It was a dark night, and Max decided to wear his scary wolf suit!

Max: WWWAAAA RRROOAARR!

Narrator 2: He was very naughty and ran around the house!

Narrator 3: His mother shouted at him.

Mother: Max! You are such a wild thing! Get to bed at once!

Max: I’ll eat you up!

Narrator 4: He ran away and went to bed without eating anything!

Narrator 1: That night, in Max's room, a forest grew!

Narrator 2: It grew and grew, and grew until there were trees and plants everywhere!

Narrator 3: The whole room became green, and an ocean appeared.

Max: With a boat for me!

Narrator 4: Max sailed off through night and day.

Narrator 1: He sailed for days… and weeks… and months… and years.

Narrator 2: Finally he arrived…

Max: ….at where the wild things are!

Narrator 3: The wild things roared their terrible roars!

Narrator 4: And showed their terrible eyes, and their terrible claws and their terrible teeth!

Monsters: RRROOOOAAARR!!! WAAAAAAGGHH!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

Max: Be still!

Narrator 1: Max looked deep into their yellow eyes without blinking!

Narrator 2: They were frightened and called him the most wild thing of all!!

Narrator 3: They made him king of all wild things.

Max: Now we can be wild!

Monsters: RRROOOOAAARR!!! WAAAAAAGGHH!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

Max: …And now you must stop! And go to bed without dinner!

Narrator 4: The wild things went to bed without dinner.

Max: 'I'm lonely!'

Narrator 1: Max wanted to be where someone loved him most of all

Narrator 2: Then, all around, from far away, across the world, he smelled good things to eat!!

Max: I'll give up being king of the wild things!

Monsters: Don’t go! Please stay. Max: No!

Narrator 4: They showed their terrible eyes, and their terrible claws and their terrible teeth!

Monsters: RRROOOOAAARR!!! WAAAAAAGGHH!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

Narrator 3: Max went away.

Narrator 1: He sailed for days… and weeks… and months… and years.

Narrator 2: He sailed back into his own room, where he found his dinner waiting for him!

Narrator 3: And it was still hot!

Everyone: The end!

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‘The Little Red Hen’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

8 characters: Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Narrator 3, Narrator 4, Hen, Cat, Pig, Dog.

Narrator 1: A pig and a dog and a cat went to live with a Little Red Hen. 

Narrator 2: One day, the little red hen decided to plant some wheat.

Hen: Who will help me plant the wheat in my garden?

Pig: Not I!

Narrator 3: …said the pig.

Dog: Not I!

Narrator 4: …said the dog.

Cat: Not I!

Narrator 1: …said the cat.

Hen: Then I shall plant the wheat myself!

Narrator 2: The Little Red Hen took her sharp toes and dug them into the ground.  She put the seeds in her beak and flipped her head from side to side to spread the seeds.  The Wheat began to grow…

Hen: Who will help me water the wheat?

Pig: Not I!

Narrator 3: …said the pig.

Dog: Not I!

Narrator 4: …said the dog.

Cat: Not I!

Narrator 1: …said the cat.

Hen: Then I will water the wheat myself!

Narrator 2:  She carried water up the hill from the river, holding it in her beak. She dipped her wing feathers into the water and shook them out time

after time.  This made the water fall on the wheat like rain. The wheat grew

Hen: Who will help me cut the wheat?

Pig: Not I!

Narrator 3: …said the pig.

Dog: Not I!

Narrator 4: …said the dog.

Cat: Not I!

Narrator 1: …said the cat.

Hen: Then I will cut the wheat myself!

Narrator 2:  So she cut off each piece of wheat using her beak. Then she scooped them up and put them under her wings.

Hen: Who will help me cook the bread?

Pig: Not I!

Narrator 3: …said the pig.

Dog: Not I!

Narrator 4: …said the dog.

Cat: Not I!

Narrator 1: …said the cat.

Hen: Then I will cook it myself!

Narrator 2:  So she took the wheat, added some salt, some eggs, some water, some flour and put it all in the oven.

Hen: Who will help me eat the bread?

Pig: I will!

Narrator 3: …said the pig.

Dog: I will!

Narrator 4: …said the dog.

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Cat: I will!

Narrator 1: …said the cat.

Hen: Ooohh reeaallly!! You did not help me plant the wheat.  You did not help me water the wheat. 

You did not help me cut the wheat. You did not help me cook the bread, and now I will eat all the bread by myself! HA HA HA!

Everyone: The end!

‘Cinderella the Model’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

Characters:King, Queen, Cinderella, Prince, Ugly sister 1, Ugly sister 2, Fairy Godmother, 2 servants, Narrator.

Narrator: It is the ball at the palace. Cinderella is dancing with the prince. The ugly sisters are dancing together because nobody wants to dance with them. The king and queen and servants are standing around.

King: I really want our boy to marry a nice girl!

Queen: A nice RICH girl, remember. We haven’t got any money!

King: Oh yes, of course.

Prince: I haven’t seen you before. Are you a princess?

Cinderella: No…… er….. I mean yes!

Prince:Where do you come from?

Cinderella: Oh…..a country far away!

Prince: Who’s your father? He must be very rich!

Cinderella: Oh yes…….

Ugly sister 1: Who’s that dancing with the prince?

Ugly sister 2: I don’t know. She’s very beautiful!

Ugly sister 1: Rubbish! She’s really ugly! And those shoes are stupid

Ugly sister 2: I think I’ve seen her before………

Ugly sister 1: Hey! Wait a minute! That’s not a princess! That’s…

Ugly sisters: (shouting) CINDERELLA!

Prince: What’s all that about?

Cinderella: Oh, just some crazy women!

(The ugly sisters come running over)

Ugly sister 1: Mr. Prince! That woman is a cheat!

Ugly sister 2: She’s not really a princess!

Ugly sister 1: No! She’s our stepsister!

Ugly sister 2: She stole this dress from us

Ugly sister 1: She’s got nothing! She’s really poor!

Prince:King: POOR!!!Queen:

Ugly sister 1: Yes! She’s got no money at all!

Queen: Get away from my son!

Cinderella: OK! OK! I don’t want to marry a man who only cares about money! Forget it, Prince! I’m leaving!

Narrator: She takes off the shoes and throws hem at the Prince. She was going to leave, but then the Fairy Godmother appears.

Fairy Godmother: Stop! Cinderella, you’re right! This prince is no good. I’ve got a better idea for you!

Cinderella: What’s that?

Fairy godmother: You can be America’s next top model!

Cinderella: Thank you very much!

(some servants bring a crown and a sash with “America’s next top model” written on it)

Prince: What about me?

Fairy godmother: Since you like money so much, you can marry one of the ugly

Queen: What a good idea!

Prince: NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly sister 1: Come here prince!

Ugly sister 2: No! Come to me!

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Ugly sister 1: No! He’s mine! He’s mine! (The prince runs away, followed by the Ugly sisters)

‘The Bored Genie’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

Characters:Genie, Aladdin, Princess, Aladdin’s mother, Towngas man, Wizard, Genie’s wife, 2 children, Narrator

Narrator: In Aladdin’s house, the genie was cleaning while Aladdin, his mother and the princess sat reading newspapers.

Genie: I’m getting tired of this! I’m just a servant in this house!

Aladdin: Genie! Bring me a drink of water!

Mother: Genie! I’m hungry! Bring me some sandwiches!

Princess: (Looking at the floor in disgust) This floor is dirty! Clean it, Genie!

Mother: Hey, where are my sandwiches? Aiya! I’m going to die of hunger!

Genie: (quietly) I wish!

Mother: What did you say?

Genie: Nothing!

Narrator: There was a knock on the door. A person was outside.

Towngas: Towngas here! I’ve come to read your meter.

Aladdin: What – now? Oh all right then, come in.

Genie: Oh no! That’s not the Towngas man! It’s my old master the evil wizard, come to catch me again. I must not let him see me! (goes to hide in the cellar)

Towngas: Where’s the meter?

Princess: Downstairs in the cellar.

Narrator: The Towngas person went over to the stairs and looked down. Suddenly, the genie pushed him down the stairs.

Princess: Genie, is the gas man ok?

Genie: I think he can’t find the meter! He needs someone to help him!

Aladdin: Oh all right.

Narrator: He went to the stairs but the genie pushed him down, too.

Mother: What’s going on down there?

Genie: They can’t turn on the light. They need someone to help them.

Narrator: Aladdin’s mother and the Princess went to the stairs. The genie pushed them down as well.

Genie: Great! Now I’ll just lock the door and go! Bye bye!

Narrator: But then someone appeared in front of the genie! This time it really was the evil wizard!

Wizard: Ha Ha! Genie! So you thought you could escape! You can never get away from me! Come back to the lamp!

Genie: Oh I’m sorry, but I can’t do that!

Wizard: What?! Why not?

Genie: Because that lamp is broken! But I know someone who can fix it! The Towngas man!

Wizard: Where is he?

Genie: He’s just down here, see?

Narrator: He took the wizard to the stairs and pushed him down.

Genie: Ha Ha! Free at last!

Narrator: Then there was a knock at the door again.

Genie: Oh no! What is it this time?

Narrator: He opens the door. Outside there is a woman and three children

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Woman: Thank goodness we finally found you! We have been looking everywhere!

Children: Daddy!

Woman: So now you can come home and fix the washing machine before you cook the dinner.

Genie: Oh no!

‘Snow White’s Apple’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

Characters:Snow White, Witch, Rabbit 1, Rabbit 2, Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy, Lazy, Narrator.

Narrator: The dwarfs had gone to work and Snow White was alone in the cottage. She was doing housework. A witch appeared and knocked on the door. Two rabbits were watching them.

Snow White: Who’s there?

Witch: Just an old lady selling apples, my dear.

Rabbit 1: Oh no! It’s the witch! What are we going to do???

Snow White: (surprised because the witch is very ugly) Waaah!

Witch: What a nice little house! Can I come in?

Rabbits: NO! NO! Don’t let her in!

Rabbit 2: It’s no good. She can’t understand us!

Snow White: (to the witch) Well, er…… OK.

Narrator: The witch came inside and sat down on a chair.

Rabbit 1: Let’s go and find the dwarfs. Come on!

Narrator: The two Rabbits ran off to find the dwarfs.

Witch: Look at my beautiful apples! Try one! It’s delicious! (she holds out an apple)

Snow White: Well… it looks nice but…

Witch: Try it!!

Snow White: But…is it clean? You should wash them you know! I don’t want to get sick.

Witch: Of course it’s clean! I washed it myself this morning! Try it now!

Snow White: But I shouldn’t buy things from hawkers. The dwarfs told me not to.

Narrator: Suddenly, the 8 dwarfs appeared with the two rabbits

Doc: That’s right, Snow White! Don’t touch the apple!

Witch: That’s rubbish! Go away!

Grumpy: We know who you are! You’re the wicked witch!

Narrator: The dwarves stood around the witch..

Snow White: The wicked witch! Oh no!

Witch: I’d have done it if it hadn’t been for these stupid rabbits

Narrator: The dwarves and rabbits fought the witch and she ran away.

Snow White: So what about my Prince? Where is he?

Happy: Prince? What Prince?

Snow White: Now I should marry a prince and be happy ever after.

Bashful: No! You can stay with us and do the housework!

Snow White: Huh?! I don’t like that idea! …Hey, witch! Come back! I want that apple!

Narrator: Snow White ran off after the witch.

Lazy: Nice try, guys. Now who’s going to wash the dishes?

(They all look at Dopey)

Dopey: Oh no! Not again!

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‘The Hungry Caterpillar’

Students perform together, using lots of expression and some props.

Characters:Students 1-5, Caterpillar.

Student 1: In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf.

Student 2: One Sunday morning the warm sun came up...

Student 3: and POP, out of the egg came a tiny, very hungry caterpillar.

Caterpillar: Hello! I am a very hungry caterpillar, and I am feeling HUNGRY!

Student 1: He started looking for some food.

Student 5: On Monday he ate one apple, but he was still hungry.

Caterpillar: I’m still hungry!

Student 4: On Tuesday he ate two pears, but he was still hungry.

Caterpillar: I’m still hungry!

Student 2: On Wednesday he ate three plums, but he was still hungry.

Caterpillar: I’m still hungry!

Student 3: On Thursday he ate four strawberries, but he was still hungry.

Caterpillar: I’m still hungry!

Student 5: On Friday he ate five oranges, but he was still hungry.

Caterpillar: I’m still hungry!

Student 1: On Saturday he ate through one piece of chocolate cake,

Student 3. One ice-cream cone,

Student 4: One pickle,

Student 2: One slice of cheese,

Student 5: One big sausage,

Student 3: One lollipop,

Student 2: One piece of cherry pie,

Student 4: One bunch of bananas,

Student 1: One big cake,

Student 4: And one fat watermelon.

Caterpillar: I’m still…. Oh…. Oh dear!

Student 5: That night he had a stomach ache!

Student 3: The next day was Sunday again.

Student 2: The caterpillar ate through one nice leaf, and after that he felt better.

Caterpillar: Ahhh! That’s better!

Student 5: Now he wasn't hungry anymore--and he wasn't a little caterpillar anymore.

Student 3: He was a big fat caterpillar.

Student 1: He built a small house,

Student 2: Called a cocoon,

Student 1: Around himself.

Caterpillar: Bye bye everyone!

Student 3: He stayed inside for more than two weeks.

Student 5: Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out and...

Student 4: He became a beautiful butterfly!

Caterpillar: I’m a hungry butterfly and I’m feeling hungry!

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‘Chicken Little in Hong Kong’

Props: Animal masks, cave, bommy-knocker.

NARRATOR: This is the scary story of Chicken Little. One day, Chicken Little was picking up food on the food. Suddenly, a leaf from a big tree fell on his head!

CHICKEN LITTLE: WAAAHH!! Oh no, the sky is falling, I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

NARRATOR: Off he went. Then he met Henny Penny.

HENNY PENNY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling. I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

HENNY PENNY: I will go with you!

NARRATOR: Away they went. Then he met Cocky Locky.

COCKY LOCKY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling. I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

COCKY LOCKY: I will go with you!

NARRATOR: Away they went. Then he met Ducky Lucky.

DUCKY LUCKY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling. I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

DUCKY LUCKY: I will go with you!

NARRATOR: Away they went. Then he met Turkey Lurkey.

TURKEY LURKEY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling. I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

TURKEY LURKEY: I will go with you!

NARRATOR: Away they went. Then he met Foxy Loxy.

FOXY LOXY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling. I am going to tell Donald Tsang [曾蔭權]!

FOXY LOXY: I know where to find Donald Tsang [曾蔭權], follow me!

NARRATOR: The fox went to his cave and asked the animals to follow him in one-by-one!

FOXY LOXY: Everyone slowly come into my cave, one at a time!

NARRATOR: In went Turkey Lurkey, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! In went Ducky Lucky, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! In went Cocky Locky, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! In went Henny Penny...

HENNY PENNY: AGGGHHH – a bommy-knocker! Run away Chicken Little!

NARRATOR: Chicken Little ran all the way back to the farm.

CHICKEN LITTLE: AGGGHHH!! I will run away!

NARRATOR: And Donald Tsang [曾蔭權] would never find out that the sky is falling!

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‘Hungry Giant Puppet Show’

Props: Puppets, bommy-knocker. The role-play will be acted out using puppets.

NARRATOR: The Giant was hungry

GIANT: “Make me some soup or I’ll hit you with my bommy-knocker”

NARRATOR: The people ran for the soup pot.

PEOPLE: “The pot’s too small. We’ll have to make the soup in a bathtub.”

GIANT: “Hurry! Hurry! Or you’ll all get my bommy-knocker!”

NARRATOR: Into the tub went some tomatoes. Into the tub went some onions and spices. Then the people made a fire to cook the soup

GIANT: “Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!”

NARRATOR: There was no more wood for the fire.

PEOPLE: “The soup’s stopped cooking, what will we do? …We will get some wood… Here’s some wood.”

NARRATOR: They put the bommy-knocker on the fire. Soon the soup was cooked.

PEPOPLE: “Mmmm good!”

GIANT: “That’s good soup!... Now I’ll be on my way… Hey, where’s my bommy-knocker?!”

EVERYONE: “The end!” (everyone stands up and takes a bow”)

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‘Kitty & the Three Monsters’

A very tall, a very short, and a ‘regular’ sized student are needed to be the monsters! One girl is needed to play ‘Kitty’ and another student to be the narrator.

NARRATOR: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Kitty. She went for a walk in Tai Po Kau forest. Soon, she saw a small wooden house. She knocked but no-one answered. At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. She was hungry so she tasted the porridge in the first bowl.

KITTY: "This porridge is too hot!"

NARRATOR: So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

KITTY: "This porridge is too cold!"

NARRATOR: So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

KITTY: "Ahhh, this porridge is just right!"

NARRATOR: Now she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Kitty sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

KITTY: "This chair is too big!"

NARRATOR: So she sat in the second chair.

KITTY: "This chair is too small!"

NARRATOR: So she tried the last chair.

KITTY: "Ahhh, this chair is just right!"

NARRATOR: But then the chair broke! Oh no... Kitty was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Then she fell asleep.

NARRATOR: As she was sleeping, the three monsters came home!

FATHER MONSTER: "Someone's been eating my porridge!"

MOTHER MONSTER: "Someone's been eating my porridge!"

BABY MONSTER: "Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!"

FATHER MONSTER: "Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa monster.

MOTHER MONSTER: "Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama monster.

BABY MONSTER: "Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces!"

NARRATOR: They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Father Monster growled...

FATHER MONSTER: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed"

MOTHER MONSTER: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama monster

BABY MONSTER: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!"

NARRATOR: Just then, Kitty woke up and saw the three monsters. She screamed, jumped up and ran out of the room. She ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three monsters.

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EVERYONE: THE END!

‘I Know an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly’

6 students to read the poem and 1 girl to act it out as ‘the student’.

[student 1] I know an old lady who swallowed a fly[student 1] I don't know why she swallowed the fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[student 2] I know an old lady who swallowed a spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed the fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[student 3] I know an old lady who swallowed a bird[student 3] How absurd to swallow a bird[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed the fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[Student 3] I know an old lady who swallowed a cat[Student 3] Imagine that. She swallowed a cat.[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed that fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[student 4] I know an old lady who swallowed a dog[student 4] Oh my god she swallowed a dog![student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed that fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[student 5] I know an old lady who swallowed a goat[student 5] Opened her throat and down went the goat![student 5] She swallowed the goat to catch the dog[student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed that fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

[student 6] I know an old lady who swallowed a cow[student 6] I don't know how she swallowed the cow[student 6] She swallowed the cow to catch the goat[student 5] She swallowed the goat to catch the dog[student 4] She swallowed the dog to catch the cat[student 3] She swallowed the cat to catch the bird[student 2] She swallowed the bird to catch the spider[student 2] That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her[student 1] She swallowed the spider to catch the fly[student 1] But I don't know why she swallowed that fly[student 1] Maybe she'll die

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[student 6] I know an old lady who swallowed a horse[student 6] She' dead of course!

‘The Giant Pumpkin’ – Role PlayCharacters: Narrator, girl, boy, dog, cat, monkey, mouse. Props: Face masks, giant pumpkin.

NARRATOR: This is a story called 'The Giant Pumpkin'! Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who wanted to grow pumpkins for Halloween!BOY & GIRL: Hello! We love pumpkins! We love gardening!NARRATOR: So they planted some seeds in the garden.BOY: I am very excited, we will have some lovely pumpkins for Halloween!NARRATOR: They waited and waited for weeks and weeks.GIRL: Where are the pumpkins? I want to eat them and make some jack-o-lanterns.NARRATOR: They waited some more. Waiting and waiting. Longer and longer.BOY: I hope the pumpkins will grow soon! I'm hungry! GIRL: Let's go and water the seeds.NARRATOR: The next day, they woke up and saw a very, very, very, very BIG pumpkin the garden!BOY: WAAAAAAHHH! I can't believe it! GIRL: It is bigger than a dinosaur!NARRATOR: They ran outside.BOY: I can't wait to take it inside! I will try and pull it out... Grrrr... Arrrghhh... HHHmmmm!!! GIRL: Let me try! ... Grrrr... Arrrghhh... HHHmmmm!!! NARRATOR: They tried and tried to pull the pumpkin out, but it was too big! He needed some help.BOY: Yes, we need some help.DOG: WOOF WOOF, I will help you!NARRATOR: The boy, the girl and the dog pulled and pulled but the pumpkin did not move. They needed some more help.GIRL: Yes, we need more help.CAT: MIAOW MIAOW, I will help you!NARRATOR: They pulled and pulled but it did not move. They needed some MORE help.DOG: Woof woof, we need more help.MONKEY: WUUAH-WUUAH! I will help you.NARRATOR: Again, they pulled and pulled but it did not move. They needed some MORE help.CAT: Miaow, miaow, we need more help.MOUSE: SQUEAK-SQUEAK. I will help.NARRATOR: They pulled and pulled and pulled.MONKEY: Let's pull together! Count to three!EVERYONE: ONE... TWO... THREE!!! WAAAAAAAHHH!MOUSE: Squeak-squeak. Wow we got the pumpkin.BOY & GIRL: Thank you everyone for your help - what a team!NARRATOR: The boy and girl went to cook the pumpkin. Everyone sat down to a big pumpkin soup.DOG: Mmmm delicious!CAT: Mmmmm tasty!MONKEY: Thank you for the lovely pumpkin!MOUSE: Do you have any cheese?EVERYONE: HA HA HA HA! THE END!

Practice at home with the video: http://tinyurl.com/4ewrfo

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Jokes1 student tells the joke, the others say ‘I don’t know’ and then laugh.

Student 1 - What happens if you dial 666?You will get some policemen upside down!

Student 2 - What dog smells like onions?A hot dog!

Student 3 - What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?A blackboard!

Student 4 - What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?A doughnut!

Student 5 - What always falls without getting hurt?Rain!

Student 1 - How do you stop fish from smelling?Cut their noses off!

Student 2 - What is brown and sticky?A stick!

Student 3 - What did the tree say to the boy?Leaf me alone!

Student 4 - What do sheep do on sunny days?Have a baa - baa - cue!

Student 5 - What did the frog order at McDonald's?French flies!

Student 6 - Where can you find an ocean without water?On a map.

Student 1 - What should you say when you meet a ghost?How do you boo?

Student 2 - What's a snake’s favourite subject?Hissssstory!

Student 3 - What do giraffes have that no other animal has?Baby giraffes

Student 4 - What question can't be answered with a yes?Are you asleep?

Student 5 - How does Minnie Mouse go to school?By minnie-bus!

Student 6 - What’s big, fat, grey and wears a beautiful dress?

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Cinderelephant!

Poems

Student 1: My poem is called 'Why Oh Why'Why do I have to clean my room

when I would rather play?The crayons scattered on the floor

are hardly in the way.I almost never trip upon

my basketball or drums,And I don't pay attention

to cake and cookie crumbs!

Why do I have to clean my room?I think my room looks nice.

There's pizza in the corner,but it's only half a slice.

I'm not at all worried aboutthe gravy on the chair,

My piles of model planes and trains,my stacks of underwear!

I will admit some bits of clayare sticking to the wall.

I hardly even notice themand do not mind at all.

Under my bed there's just a wedgeof last weeks apple pie,

And yet I have to clean my room...I simply don't know why!

Student 2: My poem is called ‘Wrestling’I like wrestling with Herbie becauseHe's my best friendWe poke each other(but not very hard) And punch each other(but not very hard) And roll on the grass And pretend to have fightsJust to make our sisters scream

But sometimes if he hits too muchAnd it hurtsI get madAnd I punch him backAs hard as I canAnd then we are both cryingAnd going into our housesAnd slamming our back doors on each other

But the next day, if it's sunnyWe come out into our yardsAnd grin at each otherAnd sometimes he gives me an appleOr I give him a cookie and

Then we start wrestling again

Student 3: This poem is about a boy who lives in Causeway Bay.I live in the city in a street;It is crowded with traffic and feet;There are buses and motors and trams;I wish there were meadows and lambs.

The buildings all stand in a row,There is smoke everywhere that I go.I don't like the noises I hear,I wish there were woods very near.

There is only one thing that I love,And that is the sky far above,There is plenty of room in the blueFor castles of clouds and me, too!

Student 4: This poem is about a girl who lives in a small village on Lantau Island.My home is a house near a woodI'd live a street if I could!The lanes are so quiet, oh, dear!I do wish that someone lived near.

There is no one to play with at all,The trees are so high and so tall;And I should be lonely for hours,Were it not for the birds and the flowers.

I wish that I lived in the city,To see all the trams going down,A twinkling street that is bright,With wonderful colours, at night!

Student 5: This poem is called ‘The Wind’Who has seen the wind?Neither I nor you:But when the leaves hang tremblingThe wind is passing thro'Who has seen the wind?Neither you nor I:But when the trees bow down their headsThe wind is passing by.

Everyone together: Our last poem is called ‘Rainbow’Rainbow, rainbow in the sky,I look at your and wonder why,Your colours never run or smear,And how you so suddenly appear,Beautiful, colourful and bright,Then slowly fade away from sight.

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‘A Scary Hike’ Role-Play

Students should memories their lines and act out the role-play. Characters: Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Bruce, Father, Policeman 1, Policeman 2

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Narrator 1: One day, Bruce and his father were very happy and decided to go to the New Territories…

Bruce: Hello! We like to keep fit!

Father: Hello! We’re going hiking today!

Narrator 2: The weather was sunny and warm.

Father: Let’s go, son!

Narrator: Off they went to the New Territories. They were walking up and down the grassy hills.

Bruce: This is hard work! But I love it! It is wonderful to have some fresh air.

Narrator 1: Suddenly, the sky turned dark. There was a thunderstorm and it was windy too. The mountain path became wet and slippery.

Father: Oh no! What shall we do? We must be very careful as the rocks and grass will become slippery!

Narrator 2: …And then Bruce tripped over a rock and slipped down a slope! His father tried to hold onto him but he slipped down too!

Bruce: AAAHHH! Oh no, help me!

Father: AAAHHH! Hold on!! Are you ok?!

Narrator 1: Both Bruce and his father were injured. They could do nothing. They sat there and waited for help. They waited for a long time but no-one passed by.

Father: Son, you have lost your glasses, and I lost my mobile phone – do you have yours?

Bruce: Let me check…. Ah, no, I lost mine too!

Narrator 2: The rain finally stopped but it was very dark. Bruce and his father had nothing to eat. They could not see anything but they heard a lot of strange noises. Bruce was frightened and could not

sleep. He stayed close to his father. It was a long and scary night for Bruce. [scary noises]

Bruce: Dad, what are all those noises? I’m all wet and scared! I want to be at home.

Father: Don’t worry, son, we will be ok!

Narrator 1: Suddenly Bruce saw something.

Bruce: Look dad – a light!

Policeman 1: Hello? Is anybody there?

Father: YES! Come here!

Policeman 2: Hello? Where are you?

Bruce: HELP! HELP! We are over here!

Policeman 1: I cannot see where, keep shouting!

Narrator 2: They shouted and shouted until the man found them.

Father: We are here, at the bottom of the slope. Please help us!

Policeman 2: Stay calm. We’re the police. We’ve come to save you.

Narrator 1: The policeman took Bruce and his father to hospital.

They were injured but they were safe.

Father: Bruce, you are a brave boy.

Bruce: Thanks, dad, but I don’t want anything like this to happen to us again!

Father: Thank you, officers, for your help.

Policemen 1 & 2: You are welcome.

Policeman 1: Always remember to check the weather report when you go hiking!

Everyone: THE END!

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‘Chicken Little’ Role Play

Students should memories their lines and act out the role-play. Characters: Narrator 1, Narrator 2, Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Cocky Locky, Ducky Lucky, Turkey Lurkey, Foxy Loxy.

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NARRATOR 1: This is the scary story of Chicken Little. Once upon a time, Chicken Little was pecking at food on the farm. Suddenly, a leaf from a big tree fell on his head!

CHICKEN LITTLE: WAAAHH!! What was that?! Oh no, it must be the sky! It is falling! I am going to tell the king!

NARRATOR 2: Off he went to tell the king that the sky was falling down. On his way, he met Henny Penny.

HENNY PENNY: Where are you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: AGHH! The sky is falling. I must go and tell the king!

HENNY PENNY: Really? I’d better go with you!

NARRATOR 1: Away they went. Then he met Cocky Locky.

COCKY LOCKY: Where are you going in such a hurry Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: Come with us! The sky is falling. I am going to tell the king!

COCKY LOCKY: Oh no! The sky is falling?! I will join you – let’s go!

NARRATOR 2: Away they went. They walked a little further and then they met Ducky Lucky.

DUCKY LUCKY: Where are all of you going Chicken Little?

CHICKEN LITTLE: I’m going to tell the king that the sky is falling!

DUCKY LUCKY: Uh-oh, I will go with you, I don’t want the sky to fall on me!

NARRATOR 1: Away they went together. After a while, they saw Turkey Lurkey.

TURKEY LURKEY: Chicken Little and friends, where are you all going?

CHICKEN LITTLE: We’re off to tell the king that the sky is falling.

TURKEY LURKEY: It’s falling?! I will go with you!

NARRATOR 2: Away they went, further still, until they met Foxy Loxy.

FOXY LOXY: Hello everyone – you all look so very delicious – I MEAN… worried! Where are you going?

CHICKEN LITTLE: The sky is falling so we’re going to tell the king

FOXY LOXY: Ah, I know where to find The king, follow me!

NARRATOR 1: The group followed Foxy Loxy, who led them into a cave and asked the animals to follow him in one-by-one!

FOXY LOXY: Everyone slowly come into my cave, one at a time!

COCKY LOCKY: Are you sure the king lives here?

FOXY LOXY: Oh, yes, yes, he has to live in a secret cave so that people will not steal all of his gold and jewels!

COCKY LOCKY: Oh, ok!

NARRATOR 2: In went Turkey Lurkey, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! Then, in

went Ducky Lucky, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! In went Cocky Locky, off went his head with a bommy-knocker! …Then, in went Henny Penny...

HENNY PENNY: AGGGHHH – a bommy-knocker! You lied to us Foxy Loxy – you are a bad fox. Run away Chicken Little, he is trying to eat us!

NARRATOR 1: Chicken Little was very scared and he ran with Henny Penny all the way back to the farm.

CHICKEN LITTLE: AGGGHHH!! HELP! I will run away! LET’S GO!

NARRATOR 1 and 2: And the king would never find out that the sky is falling!

EVERYONE: THE END!

[take a bow]

Poems

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Student 1: This poem is called ‘Betty eats spaghetti’When Betty eats spaghetti,She slurps, she slurps, slurps,And when she’s finished slurping,She burps, she burps, she burps

Student 2:This poem is called ‘Pretty shell’Tell me your secrets, pretty shell,I will promise not to tell!Humming, humming, soft and low-All about the sea I know.You are. Murmuring I think,Of the sea-weeds, green and pink,Of the tiny baby shellsWhere the mother mermaid dwellsPretty shell, I, m waiting here,Come, and whisper in my ear.

Student 3:This poem is called ‘If’If all the seas were one sea,What a great sea that would be!If all the trees were one tree,What a great tree that would be!If all the axes were one axe,What a great axe that would be!If all the men were one man,What a great man he would be!And if the great man took the great axe,And cut down the great tree,And let it fall into the great sea,What a great splash-splash that would be!

Student 4:This poem is called ‘Your nose’Be glad your nose is on your face,not pasted on some other place,for if it were where it is not,you might dislike your nose a lot.

Imagine if your precious nosewere sandwiched in between your toes,that clearly would not be a treat,for you'd be forced to smell your feet.

Your nose would be a source of dreadwere it attached atop your head,it soon would drive you to despair,forever tickled by your hair.Within your ear, your nose would be an absolute catastrophe,

for when you were obliged to sneeze,your brain would rattle from the breeze.

Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,remains between your eyes and chin,not pasted on some other place--be glad your nose is on your face!

Student 5:This poem is called ‘New kid’There's a new kid on the block, and boy, that kid is tough, that new kid punches hard, that new kid plays real rough, that new kid's big and strong, with muscles everywhere, that new kid tweaked my arm, that new kid pulled my hair.

That new kid likes to fight, and picks on all the guys, that new kid scares me some, (that new kid's twice my size), that new kid stomped my toes, that new kid swiped my ball, that new kid's really bad, I don't care for her at all.

All students together:Our poem is called ‘Big and little waves”There are big waves and little waves,Green waves and blue,Waves you can jump over,Waves you dive throughWaves that rise upLike a great water wallWaves that swell softlyAnd don't break at all,Waves that can whisper,Waves that can roarAnd tiny waves that run at youPlaying on the shore.

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‘The King’s New Clothes’ Puppet Show

Characters: 3 x brothers, king, servant, narrator, child.

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Narrator: Hello, this story is called ‘The King’s New Clothes’. Once up on a time, there was a powerful king. He loved new clothes! One day, three cunning brothers pretended to be tailors and wanted to make a special coat for the Lion King.

Brother 1: We are the best tailors in Hong Kong! Ha Ha!

Brother 2: We can make the most beautiful clothes in the world!

Brother 3: Your majesty, would you like us to make some clothes for you?

King: Wow, I want you to make a special coat for my birthday!

Brother 1: No problem. It will be ready in a week’s time.

[brothers take the king’s measurements]

King: [excited] If the coat looks good on me, I will give you lots of gold and jewels!

Brother 2: Thank you, your majesty! We’ll make the best coat and it’ll look great on you!

King: Be quick, I can’t wait to see how special it is!

Narrator: Then the brothers left he palace happily… A week later they went back to the palace.

Brother 3: Your majesty, here is the most special coat in the world. It’s beautiful isn’t it?

Brother 1: Only clever people can see it. Stupid people cannot see it!

Narrator: The king could not see the coat but he did not want to look stupid. So he took off his clothes and pretended to try it on. The brothers pretended to help the king put on the new coat.

Brother 2: Wow, it fits you well.

King: It is very comfortable too. How do I look?

Servant: Yes sir, it is very special! It is the best coat I’ve ever seen.

King: Great! I will wear it on my birthday to show all of my people. You are the best tailors; here is your gold and jewels.

Brother 3: Enjoy your new coat, your majesty!

Narrator: The next day, it was the king’s birthday!

King: YES! I am so excited – it is my birthday today – I can wear my new coat.

Servant: Good morning sir. There are one million people from the city, waiting outside to wish you a happy birthday.

King: Great. Bring me my coat and help me to put it on.

Servant: Yes, your majesty.

King: Let’s go!

Narrator: The king left the palace and walked past all the people of the city. They cheered and

People: Waaaa! Yeeesssss! Happy Birthday!!! What a beautiful coat.

King: The people love me! My coat is amazing!

Narrator: Suddenly, a small girl came up to the king and started laughing.

Child: HA HA HA! Why aren’t you wearing any clothes?

Narrator: The king looked at himself and realised the coat was not real.

King: Oh no! Why am I so stupid!? The tailors tricked me! Take me back to the palace at once!

Narrator: Very quickly, the king returned to his palace and the people laughed as he went home.

People: HA HA HA HA!

Everyone: THE END!

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English Facts

Students should memorise the script and practice using expression.

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Student 1: Hello, we are from P6E, today we will give you some facts about English. Did you know that English is the most widespread language in the world and is more widely spoken and written than any other language?

All students: WOW!

Student 2: Chinese is spoken by the most people. Did you know that over 400 million people are native English speakers.

All students: WOW!

Student 3: Did you know that over 700 million people speak English, as a foreign language?

All students: WOW!

Student 4: Did you know that of all the world's languages English is has the most number of words. The Oxford English Dictionary lists about half a million words!

All students: WOW!

Student 5: Did you know that the main language used on the internet is English?

All students: WOW!

Student 1: Did you know that most of the information on the world's computers is in English?

All students: WOW!

Student 2: Did you know that the most used letter in the English alphabet is ‘E’. The letter ‘Q’ is the least used.

All students: WOW!

Student 3: Did you know that shortest complete sentence in the English language is “I am.”

All students: WOW!

Student 4: Did you know that English is an official language of Hong Kong?

All students: WOW!

Student 5: There are so many words in the English language - for example, here are some other words which mean 'good'!

Student 1: SUPER!

Student 2: GOOD!

Student 3: FANTASTIC!

Student 4: BRILLIANT!

Student 5: AMAZING!

Student 1: GREAT!

Student 2: SPLENDID!

Student 3: TERRIFIC!

Student 4: MARVELLOUS!

Student 5: SENSATIONAL!

Student 1: EXCELLENT!

Student 2: SUPERB!

Student 3: OUTSTANDING!

Student 4: TREMENDOUS!

Student 5: PERFECT!

Student 1: WONDERFUL!

Student 2: FABULOUS!

Student 3: ACE!

Student 4: DAZZLING!

Student 5: EXCEPTIONAL!

Student 1: MAGNIFICENT!

Student 2: SPECTACULAR!

Student 3: BREATH-TAKING!

Student 4: REMARKABLE!

Student 5: STUNNING!