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WORRIED MIND,THE KIND THAT BLINDSIDE YOU AT 4 PM ON

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reaD the Directions, even if you Don’t follow themDo not reaD beauty magazines: they will only make you feel ugly

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Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard -Live in Northern california once, but leave before it makes you soft

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