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thought bakery
Some half baked, some well done but definitely lots of fun!
Mohit Chhabra [email protected]
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When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President. I am beginning to believe it.
Clarence Darrow
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We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.
William Arthur Ward
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Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but
in doing it.
Greg Anderson
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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
William Safire
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A suicide helpline is where they talk to you until you don’t feel like killing yourself. Exactly the
opposite of telemarketing.
Dana Snow
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How much easier it is to be critical than be correct.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Stay Hungry.Stay Foolish.
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A year from now you may wish you had started today.
Karen Lamb
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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do!
BF Skinner
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The best way to teach people is by telling a story.
Kenneth Blanchard
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people
always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can
become great.
Mark Twain
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
William Arthur Ward
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years and then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The American people love Home Shopping Network because it is
commercial free.
Will Durst
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Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire.
W. B. Yeats
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You have a brain like Einstein's –dead since 1955.
Gene Perret
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If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.
If I were your husband, I’d drink it.
Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill
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The word duck is 75% obscene.
Lenny Bruce
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Marge: You know, Homer, it is very easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too
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My favourite machine in the gym is the
vending machine.
Caroline Rhea
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The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.
Robert Buzzell
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David Bissonnette
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My wife had a go at me last night. She said, “You'll drive me to my grave.” I had the car out in thirty seconds.
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Common etiquette says not to talk about politics, sex, religion,
or money. But these are the only things interesting enough
to discuss!
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Bumper Sticker
An Apple a day keeps Windows away
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Anon
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Never judge a book by its movie.
JW Eagan
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Four steps to achievement:Plan purposefully.Prepare prayerfully.Proceed positively.Pursue persistently.
William Arthur Ward
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
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The person who knows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
Russ Dudley
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
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Never spend your money before you have it.
Thomas Jefferson
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have
known all your life what you learned this
afternoon...