3311 East Old Shakopee Road - Bloomington, MN 55425 Tel: 952-853-6562

April 2017 Ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com Vol. 32 Issue 4

CONTROL DATA/CERIDIAN RETIREES CLUB

SUNSHINE

Thinking of You Bonnie Lindgren

Guy Moore

Bernice Rolstad

Sympathy Family of Gerald Duffy

Family of Ronald Sarrazin

NEW EVENTS

Secret Garden - Artistry

Daniel O’Donnell - State Theater

Saints Baseball - CHS Field

American In Paris - Ordway

SEMINAR / EDUCATION

Spring Series

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AARP Smart Driving - April 14 SOLD OUT

AARP Smart Driving - May 9 SOLD OUT *************************************************************

Airport Safety/Security/TSA - Friday, May 5

9:00 a.m. We’re trying once again to schedule this seminar on airport security. This is our third attempt. Retirees are asked to

register again for this informative seminar (form enclosed).

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The Jump - Monday, May 15

9:00 a.m. - Parachutes Longest Jump - Speaker

Brian Utley will discuss his record breaking jump which set three world records, including highest verti-cal velocity of 844 miles per hour.

********************************************************************** Maintain the Brain - Tuesday, June 20

9:00 a.m. Marysue Moses from Ebenezer’s Memory Care or-ganization will focus on the health of our brain, which impacts everything we do. We’ll learn about “smart foods” and brain

exercises.

Correction - Spring Golf

OOOOppps. It seems each Spring it

takes me a while to get it right. The flyer

we used in the March newsletter was an

edited version from the August event ra-

ther than the June one. The format for

this Spring event is the modified Ryder

Cup and cost is $30 each.

Enclosed in this newsletter is a corrected

flyer with all the details. I apologize for

any inconvenience that this may have

caused. Sign up now. See page 19.

Guy Moore

REFERENCE PHONE NUMBERS

Pension Information

Pension Payment Hotline: 1-800-728-3123

Benefits Services: 1-888-899-3575

St. Croix Bluffs Rec Park: 651-430-8240

(Washington County Lake Elmo Park Reserve)

Retirees Club: 952-853-6562

Questions for this number relate only to

Club activities, seminars and membership.

Email: ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com

Fitness Center: 952-853-7722

CLUB BUSINESS

ELECTRONIC MAILING Problems? Email John Janes, our computer advisor, at: jjanes4 @ yahoo.com.

ADDRESS CHANGES Be sure to send any address changes to the Club office via email or U.S. mail.

BUS TRIPS

If you prefer to drive to an event rather than take the bus, the cost is still the same. You need to make a special note on your reservation form so we do not reserve a seat on the bus. You can meet up with the group at the designated time and place.

BUS TRIP PARKING

For all one-day trips involving a bus, a parking area on the NORTHEAST corner of Creekside Community Center (98th Street and Newton Avenue South) has been designated for

Ceridian retirees.

Early CDC Years

The seminar held March 3 was well at-

tended (86 retirees) where Norb Berg

shared memories and experiences. A

welcome and surprise guest was Bob

Price, who enjoyed sharing in the con-

versations. A repeat of this seminar with

Norb and Bob is in the works for early

fall before Norb goes hunting.

Looking for something new to do? Visit

Minnesota Landscape Arboretum 3675 Arboretum Drive, Chaska,

Minnesota 55318-9613 General information: 952-443-1400 Visitors: $12 for ages 13 and up Children 12 & under are free starting 4/1 thru October FREE admission 3rd Monday of the month from 8 am to 8 pm; building closes at 6 pm. Three Mile Drive is locked at 8 pm. Lots of things to discover in and outdoors. The Live Bee Center is new.

SEPARATE CHECK, PLEASE

When submitting multiple registration forms, please

write out separate checks for each event.

SCHEDULED EVENTS / SEMINARS

2017 Event Coordinator Page Sat., April 1 Spring Luncheon at Mystic Lake Board 952-853-6562 Sat., April 8 West Side Story - Ordway * * Call for Availability 5 Gloria Cumming 952-881-0245 Wed., April 12 The Savannah Sipping Society - SOLD OUT Pat Roleff 952-432-9613 Fri., April 14 AARP Smart Driver Course SOLD OUT Board 952-853-6562 Wed., April 19 Personal Safety seminar * 5 Board 952-853-6562 Wed., May 3 Wicked, Orpheum * * Call for Availability 7 Nancy Dostal 651-686-5450 Fri., May 5 Airport Safety/Security/TSA - seminar * 7 Board 952-853-6562 Sat., May 6 Secret Garden - Artistry * 9 Board 952-853-6562 Tues., May 9 AARP Smart Driver Course SOLD OUT Board 952-853-6562 Thurs., May 11 Coffee Concert - Orchestra Hall * 9 Gerry Leinfelder 763-478-2486 Thurs., May 18 Integrative Healing Therapy - seminar * 11 Board 952-853-6562 Sun., May 21 Broadway Songbook: Hollywood & Broadway - Ordway * 11 Tom Moore 763-546-3784 Sun., May 28 Sweet Land - History Theater * 13 Nancy Dostal 651-686-5450 Sun., June 4 Daniel O’Donnell Concert - State * 13 Board 952-853-6562 Tues., June 6-7 Minnesota Mines & Mansion Trip - overnight * 12 Dave Moen 952-846-8451 Wed., June 7 Spring Golf Tournament * 19 Guy Moore 952-881-1830 Wed., June 14 Saints Baseball * 15 Judy Moss 952-808-5540 Sat., June 17 American in Paris - Ordway * 15 Gary Polaczyk 651-578-7213 Tues., June 20 Maintain the Brain - seminar * 17 Board 952-853-6562 State Park Sticker form 12 Dave Moen 952-846-8451

* Announcement enclosed

** Call for availability

Save the Date: Summer Picnic is scheduled for August 12 at the St. Croix Park

Separate checks, please, for each event.

Event Questions? - Call the Event Coordinator with questions/concerns about an event.

REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR TICKETS TO VERIFY

DATE, TIME AND LOCATION

Ticket Reservations: If an event is SOLD OUT, even though your reservation was received before the cutoff date, we will put your reservation on a wait list and you will be notified.

Techie Questions from Members Do you have any specific questions about technology or something specific you would like to see covered in this column? Send your suggestions, questions, and comments to the club at ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com. We will try to address them in future issues.

This month I have nothing specific to cover but here are some random tidbits that I have picked up:

Someone actually read the Techie Corner in the March newsletter and sent me a comment. He indicated that he has been using RoboForm for years and that the free version of that software does have all the features of LastPass and Dashlane. I was just reporting what I had read in several different reviews of the products. Thanks for that input.

For you iPhone users there is an interesting result when you ask Siri about certain numbers. It turns out that 108 is the emergency services number in India. Siri knows that so if you ask about 108 it will dial 911. Not a good thing to do if you are not in an emergency situation. There are also several other numbers that will do the same thing – 911, 000, 110 and 111 so don’t ask Siri about them unless you want to have it call 911.

I have seen several warnings about some tax-themed phishing and malware scams that are going around. You especially need to watch out for emails requesting last-minute deposit changes for refunds or account updates. Another one involves scam emails that claim to be from their tax software provider or others asking taxpayers to update online accounts. If you receive any suspicious emails purporting to be from a tax software provider or from the IRS you should forward them to phishing@irs.gov. If you receive a suspicious call from someone claiming to be from the IRS, here is what you should do:

If you know you owe taxes or think you might owe, call the IRS at 1-800-829-1040. IRS workers can help you with a payment issue.

If you know you don’t owe taxes or have no reason to believe that you do, report the incident to the Treas-ury Inspector General for Tax Administration at 1-800-366-4484 or at www.tigta.gov.

You can file a complaint using the FTC Complaint Assistant (https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/Information?OrgCode=IRS#crnt&panel1-1) : choose “Other” and then “Impostor Scams.” If the complaint involves someone impersonating the IRS, include the words “IRS Telephone Scam” in the notes.

Electronic Delivery Signup If you haven’t already signed up for electronic distribution, please consider joining the members who are generating a sav-ings for the club and at the same time experiencing the advantages of electronic delivery listed below:

-in forms

To sign up now, send an e-mail request to: ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com

Techie Corner

By John Janes

mailto:ceridian.retirees@yahoo.commailto:phishing@irs.govhttp://www.tigta.govhttps://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/Information?OrgCode=IRS#crnt&panel1-1mailto:ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com

Personal Safety - Seminar Wednesday, April 19 9:00am Creekside Community Center

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: April 12

Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned) Instructor Katie Swatosh, Crime Prevention Specialist, Bloomington Police, will provide insight into the issues seniors (and others) face in helping to ensure their own personal safety. Issues such as driving, safe walking, medication cautions, outside help available, home safety, scams will be discussed.

West Side Story - Saturday, April 8 Ordway, 2:00p.m. Call for Availability

Coordinator: Gloria Cumming - 952-881-0245 Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: March 30 Tickets mailed March 31 Cost Per Person Active Member Inactive Member $60.00 $100.00 Maria and Tony fall in love at first sight, but they must deal with gang warfare and racial prejudices before they can be together. Will this story have a happy ending?

West Side Story - April 8

Check amount $ ______________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Personal Safety - April 19

Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned) No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

RESERVATION FORM

Mozart and Me by Dean Nerdahl

Sunday, March 19th, 20 retirees and guests enjoyed the wonderful music of Mozart at the Ames Center Black Box The-

ater. It was a sold-out performance by the Dakota Valley Symphony directed by Stephen J. Ramsey.

The orchestra started out with Symphony No. 5 which was written by Mozart at age 9. That’s impossible!

Next was Violin Concerto No. 3 written at age 19, featuring Angela Waterman-Hanson as the violin soloist who was amazing! She looked very young, but judging by her list of credentials you’d think she’d have to be a very old person, but she wasn’t. (PhD from U of M, professor at Bethel, MN Orchestra, St. Paul Chamber Orchestra, and solo perfor-

mances all over the country).

After intermission we heard Clarinet Concerto in A featuring Rachel Light-Diede as the clarinet soloist who was also amazing. Rachel also had a long list of credentials (teaches band, choir and piano at North Oaks Academy and has

performed all over the country). This was my favorite performance of the afternoon.

This was a very good way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

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That’ll Be The Day at the Sheldon Theater in Red Wing

By Dave Moen

Friday, March 17th (St Patrick’s Day) was a great day even if you weren’t Irish. 50 Retirees and guests ar-

rived at the St James Hotel in Red Wing for a relaxing lunch in a private dining room. After lunch we ei-

ther walked or rode the bus to the Sheldon Theater for a performance of many great songs by Roy Orbi-

son, Linda Ronstadt, Gene Pitney and others.

Many people don’t realize that Roy Orbison also wrote many songs for other well known performers.

There were 4 band members and the male singer also accompanied them on several songs playing the gui-tar. There were 2 female singers and many of us recognized Colleen Raye who has entertained Retirees at

2 of our spring/fall lunches, most recently as Patsy Kline. Gene Pitney songs included 24 Hours from Tulsa, Lib-erty Valance, He’s a Rebel, Only Love Can Break a Heart, Hello Mary Lou and others. Linda Ronstadt songs included Des-perado, Mr. Sandman, It’s So Easy, That’ll Be the Day and others. Roy Orbison songs included Only The Lonely, Blue Bay-ou, Sweet Dream Baby, Pretty Woman and others.

The Sheldon Theater, built in 1904 and renovated in 1936, was named after a successful business man and

City Council member, who left an $83,000 bequest for the theater. Unfortunately, the 1936 renovation to

a movie theater stripped the building of its arches, delicate plaster sculptures, decorative painting and oth-

er rich details. The 466 seat theater was closed in the 1970’s, reopened in 1986, and claims to be the old-

est operating theater in MN. There were eight 56 passenger buses which accounted for about 400 of the

466 people attending the sold out performance.

CRITICS CORNER

RESERVATION FORM

Wicked - Orpheum Wednesday, May 3 - 2:00 p.m.

Coordinator: Nancy Dostal 651-686-5450

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: April 21 Tickets mailed April 24

Cost per person: Active member: $30 Inactive/Guests: $45

This marks the third time this show has been offered to Club members. It is the story of the two witches from the Wizards of Oz fame explaining their differences. This is the prequel to the original Wizard of Oz story, one of the

great Broadway productions in recent years.

Wicked - May 3

Check amount: ________________ No. of Reservations ________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Airport Safety/Security/TSA - Seminar Friday, May 5 - 9:00am, Creekside Community Center

Coordinator: Board 952-853-6562

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: April 28 Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned) Kristi Rollwagen, Manager Emergency Programs, will present a brief overview of the emergency management program created to support all aspects of planning for natural, technological and man-made emergencies that could impact the airline and airport. PLEASE RE-REGISTER FOR THIS SEMINAR (previously set for Feb.)

Airport Safety/Security/TSA - May 5

Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned) _______ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Call for availability

WIFE BEGINS AT FORTY

By Linda Hauck

Wife Begins at Forty is enjoyable enough, but feels slightly like a faded sitcom from the 80’s.

Linda Harper, who has always been easy-going and enjoying the good life, now confides to her neigh-bor and best friend, Betty, that she has only three years before she will be 40! Already she is feeling that the better side of life is passing her by. Linda’s husband, George, has been a good father to her son, a great family breadwinner, but he is boring with a capital ‘B.’

Their 17 year marriage has gone stale, but George doesn't seem to be aware of it. When confronted with the problem, he gets a vasectomy, which solves nothing, so he moves out. Trying for an amicable divorce, they agree to use one lawyer and hire their closest friend. When this backfires, George at-tempts reconciliation by trying to seduce Linda on their living room couch. George botches the seduc-tion due to the pressure of trying to perform well and the unexpected return of their son from a date. It does, however, result in their realizing they still care about each other and that marriages need work-ing at, need to be renewed and renegotiated from time to time, and that theirs is certainly worth a sec-ond chance.

The Daytrippers Theater in the Eagles Club provided a very nice buffet luncheon and was very accom-

modating for our group of 46.

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The King and I

By Chuck Woldum

This famous Broadway musical was seen and heard by 75 Club mem-

bers and guests at the Orpheum Theater on March 4th. This is the

story of the British aristocratic lady who went to Siam to educate the

king and his many children, and to tutor the King on ways he should

demonstrate tact and diplomacy in place of his barbaric style. Many

stories within the story are enhanced by the beautiful words and music

of Rodgers and Hammerstein.

CRITICS CORNER

Secret Garden - Saturday, May 6 2:00pm Artistry

Coordinator: Board 952-853-6562

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: April 27 Tickets mailed April 28

Price Per Person: Active member: $20 Inactive member/guest: $35

Based on children’s book The Secret Garden, a musical of a classic Victorian story. An eleven year old or-

phan is taken to live at the estate of her reclusive uncle. This is a story of spring, renewal and the happi-

ness a young girl can nurture when she is determined to make things grow.

COFFEE CONCERT - Orchestra Hall Thursday, May 11 - 11:00 a.m.

Coordinator: Gerry Leinfelder - 763-478-2486

Doors open at 9:00 a.m. for coffee and donuts. A preconcert talk in the Atrium begins at 10:15. Cost per person: Active member: $18 Inactive member: $29 Last day to register unless sold out: May 1 Tickets mailed: May 3 Mozart Sinfonia Concertante with Erin Keefe on violin and Matthew Lipman on viola. Also, Hindemith’s Mathis der Maler. has brass passages that are hair-raising.

RESERVATION FORM

Coffee Concert - May 11

Check amount: ________________ No. of Reservations ________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Secret Garden - May 6

Check amount: ________________ No. of Reservations ________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Minnesota Mines & Mansion Overnight trip June 6-7, 2017

$275 per person (2 per room) Active Club member $315 Non-member

$335 per person (1 per room) Active Club member $375 Non-member

Day 1 Tuesday, June 6, 2017 7:00 a.m. Leave Burnsville Civic Center, 75 Civic Center Parkway (off Nicollet) 8:45 a.m. Arrive at Tobies in Hinckley for coffee & rolls (included) 9:30 am. Leave Tobies 10:30 a.m. Arrive at the Richard I. Bong Veterans Historical Center in Superior WI. This is a memorial to America’s leading Ace pilot of all time. He piloted a P-38 Lightning through more than 200 missions over the Southwest Pacific in WW II and destroyed 40 enemy planes – the most by any United States pilot before or since. A trained docent will walk us through the Center Galleries 11:45 a.m. Leave Superior and arrive at Fitger’s Inn, Duluth Boat House Restaurant. Lunch includes salad, herb-crusted oven roasted

chicken, potato, petite dessert, coffee & tea. * 1:30 p.m. Arrive at Glensheen Mansion in Duluth. Tour includes family living and work spaces showcasing original interiors in styles ranging from Renaissance Revival and Colonial Revival to Art & Crafts. Stories of the Congdon family and others who lived and worked at Glensheen will be told. Tour includes the basement, first and second floor. Guests can spend time in the Carriage House on the beautifully landscaped grounds. 3:30 p.m. Leave Glensheen and travel to Virginia MN. 5:00 p.m. Check into the Holiday Inn Express & Suites Mountain Iron, 8570 Rock Ridge Drive, Mountain Iron MN 55768 (218-741-7411). Hotel has an elevator, pool and a family restaurant next door. Perkins and Subway are next to the hotel (dinner on your own).

Day 2 Wednesday, June 7, 2017 7:30 a.m. Have bags ready for pick up; breakfast included at the hotel. 8:30 a.m. Leave hotel 9:00 a.m. Arrive at the Lake Vermillion-Soudan Underground Mine State Park. Minnesota’s first iron ore mine opened in 1882; closed in 1962. Go deep into the mine and explore the last level that the miners worked and hear about the life of miners. Those who do not want to descend in a cage for the underground mine tour can spend time in the Visitors Center at ground level. 11:30 a.m. Leave the Soudan Underground Mine State Park. 12:30 p.m. Have lunch (included) at Valentini’s Supper Club in Chisholm. Menu includes Italian buffet with two entrees, vegetable, garlic toast,

beverage, cookie. * 1:30 p.m. Leave Valentini’s for Hibbing. 1:45 p.m. Tour the Hull Rust Mine Pit on the north edge of Hibbing. Go to the viewing area to watch mining in action – the pit stretches 3.5

miles long, 1.5 miles wide and reaches a depth of 535 feel. In the observation building visitors can see a slide presentation about the history of the mine and early mining activities. There is a 170-ton mining truck on site. Postcards, souvenirs and homemade crafts are available in the visitor center.

2:45 p.m. Leave Hull Rust Mine 5:15 p.m. Supper (included) at Tobies in Hinckley. Menu includes two choices of entrees, soup, beverage and pie. 6:00 p.m. Leave Hinckley. 7:45 p.m. Estimated return time to Burnsville. Deposit of $75 per person on initial reservation. Final Payment due Monday, May 5. Payments are not refundable. Tour documents will be mailed two weeks prior to June 6. Menus are subject to change * Travel insurance available through Travel Guard, 800-826-1300 Dave Moen is coordinator for this trip (952-846-8451) Overnight Parking is located at the Burnsville Ice Arena, near city hall off Nicollet.

Integrative Healing Therapy - May 18

Cost per person $5.00 (checks not returned) _______________ No. Reservations ______________

Retiree Name ___________________________ Spouse/Guest Name _____________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Integrative Healing Therapy - seminar Thursday, May 18 - 9:00am Creekside Community Center

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: May 9

Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned) A Fairview Home Care and Hospice speaker will review non-medicinal therapies to address anxiety, nausea, pain and sleep. Acupressure will be demonstrated. Handouts will be provided.

RESERVATION FORM

Broadway Songbook: Hollywood & Broadway - May 21

Check amount $ __________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Broadway Songbook: Hollywood and Broadway - Ordway Sunday, May 21 - 2:00 p.m.

Coordinator: Tom Moore - 763-546-3784

Cost Per Person: Active Member Inactive Member/Guest

$25.00 $30.00

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: May 11 Tickets mailed May 12

An amazing program that explores the crossover between music of the screen and Broadway. You will hear

some of the most successful music of both media.

Reservation form for Minnesota Mines & Mansion

June 6-7 Coordinator: Dave Moen 952-846-8451

Cost Per Person: Active Member Non-Member

$275 per person $315 per person

2 person room 1 person room (see page 10 for full description)

Check amount $ _______ (Deposit of $75 due with your reservation)

Remaining balance due May 5

Retiree name: _________________________________

Sharing a Room with : ___________________________

Retiree address: ____________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________

Phone: __________________ Email: __________________________

MINNESOTA STATE PARK ENTRANCE STICKERS

The Retirees Club will be selling Minnesota State Park vehicle entrance stickers this spring. Orders

must be received in the Retiree Club office by April 21, 2017. The stickers will be purchased and

mailed on May 1st. They will be good for one year — through May, 2018. This is a limit of one sticker

for retiree only and the cost is $12. A second sticker may be purchased at any MN State Park for $18.

You must be driving the vehicle with the first sticker affixed to the windshield to that the expiration date can be verified when you are there.

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Park Sticker Form

Check Amount $12.00 (payable to Ceridian Retirees) Coordinator: Dave Moen, 952-846-8451

Retiree name _____________________________________

Active Club Member: Yes _____

Address ______________________________ City________________ State ____ Zip _______

Phone# _________________ Cell # _______________ Email __________________________

Sweet Land the Musical - May 28

Check amount $ _____________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Sweet Land the Musical - Sunday, May 28 2:00 p.m. History Theater (30 East 10th Street, St. Paul)

Coordinator: Nancy Dostal 651-686-5450

Cost Per Person: Active Member $24 Inactive Member/Guest $36

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: May 17 Tickets mailed May 18

This is a love story of Ole and Inge, Norwegian farmer and his immigrant German wife and their ar-ranged marriage, told by their grandson, Lars. Truly a story of love and caring that warms the heart.

Daniel O’Donnell Concert - June 4

Check amount $_________________ No. Reservations _____________

Retiree Name __________________ Spouse/Guest Name ____________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes ___ Annual Guest? _____

Name of Guests (non-members must pay full guest price) ____________________________

Retiree’s address: Street ______________________ City _______________ State ______

Phone # ___________________ Cell # _________________ Email _________________

RESERVATION FORM

Daniel O’Donnell Concert - Sunday, June 4

7:00 p.m. State Theater

Coordinator: Board 952-853-6562

Cost per person: Active Member $50.00 Inactive Member/Guest $80.00

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: May 24

Daniel has thrilled thousands for years. His great Irish voice and the songs he sings bring joy

and tears to audiences. Daniel has been one of Branson's BIG stars for years. If you heard

him you will want to come back — if you have not heard him, you do not know what you

are missing.

LAWS

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw when dropped will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now….works every time. Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL. Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. Murphy’s Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly corre-lated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance If the clothes fit, they’re ugly. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it. Doctors’ Law If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by the time you get there you’ll feel bet-ter. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

American in Paris - Saturday, June 17 2:00 pm, Ordway

Coordinator: Gary Polaczyk 651-578-7213

Cost per person: Active Member Inactive Member/Guest

$65.00 $105.00

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: June 6 Tickets mailed: June 7

A new hit musical about an American soldier, a mysterious French girl, each searching for a new beginning after WWII in Paris. This is a four-time Tony winning production featuring unforgettable songs from George and Ira Gershwin.

RESERVATION FORM

Saints Baseball - June 14

Checks amount $ _______________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) ______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ____________________ Cell Phone #___________________ Email ___________________________

American in Paris - June 17

Check amount $ _______________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

St. Paul Saints Baseball - Wednesday June 14 CHS Field, 1:00pm

Coordinator: Judy Moss 952-808-5540

Cost Per Person: Active Member Inactive Member $11.00 $18.00 Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: June 2 Tickets mailed June 6 There are only two afternoon games this season, and June 14 is the first. Watch your hometown team at this fun stadium against the Sioux City Explorers.

RESERVATION FORM

Maintain the Brain - June 20

Cost Per Person: $5.00 (checks not returned) No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Names of Guests (non-members MUST pay full guest price) _______________________________________

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Maintain the Brain - Seminar - Tuesday, June 20

9:00am, Creekside Community Center

Coordinator: Board 952-853-6562

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: June 15

Cost per person: $5.00 (checks not returned)

This seminar, taught my Marysue Moses of the Dementia Care Program of Ebenezer, will discuss “smart foods” and emphasize brain exercises — simple things you can do to build new neurological pathways in your brain. This fun, interactive hour will focus on how the brain impacts everything we do.

Reminders:

Separate checks for each event (please don’t combine totals into

one check, as accounting for each event is kept separate).

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Suggestions for new events are welcomed. Remember to give us

three months notice so the event can be promoted in the next

newsletter.

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Change of address notice must be in writing to the Club.

2017 Spring Golf

When: Wednesday June 7, 2017 Noon time start

Where: DWAN Golf Course Bloomington

Format: 18 holes -- (2 person team event - Ryder Cup Format) 6 Holes Scramble, 6 Holes Best Ball & 6 Holes alternate shot There will be at least 2 flights - Mixed and Gents You may register as a single, a two person team and designate who you wish to play with. Other-wise the makeup of teams will be determined by the prize committee.

Qualifications: Must be able to golf 18 holes in less than 4 hours. Must have a set of clubs.

COST per person (Includes Green fees, Riding Cart, Prizes). $30.00 Active Members and active associate members. $60.00 Inactive members and guests. Send registration to: Ceridian Retirees Club Makes checks payable to: Attn: Spring Golf Ceridian Retirees Club Ceridian Retirees Club 3311 East Old Shakopee Road Bloomington, MN 55425 Coordinator: Guy Moore (Phone: 952/881-1830) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Enclosed is my check in the amount of $_________ for __________ player(s). Name ________________________________ Phone ____________________ E-mail_________________ Players entered are: 1) Name _____________________________ M/F ______ Guest? ___ 2) Name _____________________________ M/F ______ Guest? ___

Team with another 2-some: _____________________

CERIDIAN

Ceridian Corporation

3311 East Old Shakopee Road

Minneapolis, MN 55425-1640

RETIREES CLUB

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