12 THINGS

PROGRAMMERS

KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE

DON’T !

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22 THINGS ONLY PROGRAMMERS KNOW!!

"A parent may kill its children if the task assigned to them is no longer needed”

EXPLAIN THAT TO A NON-PROGRAMMER!

Suhas Grama, Software Engineer

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"All hacking scenes in movies are complete bullshit."

Suhas Grama, Softwar Engineer

01

Microsoft

3

Some things are best done after 2 A.M. with dark consoles,

and unreadable scripts...”

Rohit Saigal, Aditi Technologies

4

"Computers can't actually generate a

truly random number.”

YOU DON’T SAY!

Emmett Meehan

5

“String and thread are the same thing to Non computing people”

Venkataraman Rama Subramaniam, Mobile App Developer

Wait! What

?!

6

"Programming" is thinking, not typing. Most of programming is spent sleeping, walking around, staring out the window,

or doing anything else that helps you relax and think."

Casey Patton, FDE

7

The root is at the

top of the tree! 

Rasmus Fonseca

8

“Every time a status call is scheduled at 8:00 A.M. , a shit piece of code gets

shipped the night before”

Old Jungle saying

Thou shalt not schedule early

morning calls for F*** sake

9

“One person’s crappy Software is another

person’s full time job”

Jessica Gaston

10

“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it

correct, not tried it.”

Donald Knuth

11

“Brainfuck is an esoteric programming language noted

for its extreme minimalism”

Wikipedia

12

“Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V have saved more lives

than Batman and Robin”

Arjun Kamath, Aditi Technologies

13

Microsoft

14

“CS Graduates get more work done after 11 pm than most

people do in entire day”

Nalin Savara, Entrepreneur, Code Ninja

15

“If it gives unwanted resultsafter passing UAT, it’s YOUR FAULT!”

Brian Coleman

16

Venkatramanan Ramasubramanian,

Mobile App Developer

17

“The entire field of programming radically changes every 4 years.”

Ron Gross

18

“When your browser window freezes for 5 seconds, someone,

somewhere, wrote bad JavaScript.”

Jeff Nelson, Invented Chromebook, Former Googler

19

Sunny Neogi, Aditi Technologies

20

“’5:00 PM, Friday’ is a state of mind.”

“Good Programming scales poorly.1 excellent programmer can out ship 10 average

ones”

Pradeep Singh, Aditi Technologies

21

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