The Workout From Hell

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The Workout From Hell

By John Long

The "Workout from Hell" (WFH), is not my invention (though the name is), nor was it designed for climbers; but

having struggled through it, I'm confident the training will work like magic for any climber. Be forewarned: it is

time-consuming and arduous.

Some months ago when I began competitive flatwater kayaking, a professional trainer -sort of an iron guru- was

assigned to me, with direct orders to whip me into race shape. As I've done my time in the gym, the notion of a

special weight geek shadowing me seemed absurd. Just type up the routine and I'll do it myself! WRONG. My

"trainer" was no geek, and whatever he was doing worked, because pound for pound, he was the strongest

fellow I'd ever seen. More that just an "iron rat", he had recently run a 2:37 marathon. I never would have made

it through the workout's first phase had he not been on my case. On occasion, I wanted to kill that man. Now I'd

buy him the moon if I could afford it.

I was the first guinea pig my trainer put through the WFH, a cruel experiment combining various strategies and

philosophies, proven and otherwise.

The routine is strictly a weight program designed to significantly increase both strength and endurance, with no

increase in body weight (providing you watch your diet). High strength to weight ratio is the ideal for flatwater

kayaking, as well as climbing. No doubt someone, somewhere, has gone through a similar "progressive"

program, but was considerate enough to keep it a relative secret!

This routine assumes certain physiological laws and techniques which are often ignored by climbers, though they

are followed religiously by serious lifters. And the "WFH" is dead serious.

First Law: You train the WHOLE physique, not just the muscles associated with climbing or kayaking

movements. If you neglect training the antagonistic muscles, an imbalanced, injury-prone machine results. It's fine

to center on sport specific muscles, but not to the exclusion of the rest of your body!

Second Law: Pick a muscle group, do exercises which best isolate those muscles, then trash them.

Third Law: Allow the muscles at least 48 hours to recover before blasting them again.

Ignore any of these precepts and you'll get something less than the maximum results. No one of flesh and blood

can avoid it.

Phase I

2 days on, 1 day off, 2 days on, 2 days off. That means 4 days a week in the gym. Day 1 you work back and

chest; Day 2, shoulders and arms. Then take a day off. Repeat the process before enjoying 2 days off.

DAY ONE: (Back and Chest) Crank 3 sets of 4 back exercises, equaling a total of 12 sets. Of the many back

exercises, concentrate on the primary ones: Pull-downs, cable rows, T-bar rows, and maybe 1 final set on a





machine (or wide-grip chins). 3 sets of 4 exercises applies to the chest as well. Again, go with free-weight

exercises, which tend to be more effective than machines. I usually did flys, flat-back and incline dumbbell

presses and finished on the pec-deck. You can consider the last exercises a bonus and change it weekly to add

variety.

DAY TWO: (Shoulders and Arms) 3 sets of 4 exercises for shoulders, (12 total). 3 sets of 3 exercises for

both biceps and triceps, (9 sets for both). Again, concentrate on the grueling, primary exercises: Seated military

presses, standing cable rows, and lateral dumbbell raises for the shoulders (plus you bonus machine exercise);

preacher E-Z bar curls, seated dumbbell curls, etc... for the guns; close-grip presses, standing (with bar or rope)

and flat back extensions for the triceps.

A Note: "Primary" simply refers to the motions which bomb the muscles most effectively - the basic, fundamental

movements. The refining exercises (like concentration curls and cable cross-overs) are not part of this routine.

Fact is, no one short of the bionic man would have enough gas to bother with anything beyond the recommended

sets.

"The crux": You must do 30 reps per set! Yes.. you read that correctly. It's an insane amount of reps and will

absolutely trash you for the first few weeks. You'll definitely need a training partner. Otherwise, once you get toaround 20 reps, you'll quit. It's also important to load the weights so you can do 30 reps but no more. Expect to

fail miserably and have to stop for short breathers at first. After a few weeks you should manage to pump off 30

reps, if just barely. After that, increase the poundage ASAP.

More important that weight is form, which must be correct. This is very hard after 20 reps. Your training partner

should watch closely and correct you form when it gets loose.

A couple important things: The initial weeks of this first phase are devastating. I slogged through this routine after

paddling for 1.5 hours in the morning and spent much of the first 2 weeks taking naps and bluffing my way

through work. You must get adequate rest and eat ample amounts of complex carbs -spuds and brown rice in particular- to fuel the effort. Also eat enough protein. You certainly don't need the 150 grams body builders

consume to create those freaky builds; but you'll probably need somewhere around 40 grams to avoid lassitude

and zero drive. About 3 weeks into the first phase I got dead lazy and couldn't figure out why. A blood test

determined I had mild sports anemia, easily rectified by eating a can of tuna or several pieces of chicken daily.

I'm not sure what a vegetarian would have to do -soybeans, frijoles, whatever. Skip the protein, you'll go down

HARD.

Don't get discouraged by the fact that initially you'll probably have to use baby weights to accomplish 30 reps.

(You know, those funky little chrome dumbbells with 15 lbs. stamped on the end. If you're in an honest to god

iron gym, you might have to blow the dust off of em') the difference between 20 and 30 reps is the difference between 5.8 and 5.12 (providing you maintain perfect form). If you are in reasonable overall shape, getting

adequate rest and nutrition, you will adjust in a matter of weeks.

The remarkable burn you'll feel at around 20 reps is nothing more than lactic acid build-up. The best way to limit

this is to make sure you continue breathing as you pump out the reps - particularly important after 20. You will

never get totally used to it, but you can get to where working through the burn is at least possible. And

remember..., stretch between sets.

After you can finish the workout without stopping mid-set to rest, continue the 30 rep routine for 1 month. It may





well be the longest month of your life (It was for me), though there's some insane satisfaction in simply surviving

such a grueling program. It's no fun, but one doesn't embark on this purely for fun!

Phase II

This involves exactly the same routine, 2 days on 1 off, 2 on, 2 off. Now reduce the reps to 14. You'll savor

going to the gym because you don't have to crank off 30 reps on every exercise. Adjust you poundage so that

when you hit 15 reps on a given exercise, you have nothing left -absolutely nothing! You will not be able todouble the poundage, but should be able to increase it considerably, perhaps by 30%. Remarkably, you can

continue adding weight and cutting down rests between sets, which signals that you are coming into you own.

Once you've dialed into it, continue with the 15-rep cycle for 3 weeks.

Phase III

Same routine, but cut reps down to 5-6 and go for the max. weight you can possibly heft on every last set. Don't

worry about how long you rest between, just go after the big-time iron. Do this for 3 weeks, adding more weight

every session. This is the least tortuous phase in terms of pain, but requires the most concentrated effort. Alwaysremember to maintain you form... perfect form!

Phase IV

Still pump 3 sets of every exercise but now do 30, 15 and 5 reps for each. This is a tapering or "peaking" phase

and after 2 weeks, you cut down to every other day and finally 2 days on and 3 days off. At the end, both your

strength and endurance have increased dramatically and you're ready to third-class the Salathe'!

Summary

Phase 1 is a conditioning cycle which increases you vascularity and endurance, tones, and kicks your ass

something terrible. Phase 2 maintains endurance and builds strength commensurate to how much weight you

stack on. Phase 3 goes after "raw-power", which is easily summoned after the tremendous conditioning you have

received from the previous 2 cycles. The last phase blends everything together.

I supplemented the weight bit with heavy aerobic conditioning during the off days (bicycling and jump rope),

though I was getting a wicked aerobic pump from a 6 day/week paddling routine. At the end of the whole cycle,

my strength increased about 15%, my endurance about 30%, my body fat decreased 5%, my resting heartrate

dropped to 50 bpm and I stayed exactly the same weight. The routine is a polecat to perform, but the results are

amazing. During that first phase I wanted to quit many times. I just couldn't believe how hard it was!

One my "off" days I would usually do some leg presses and extensions, plus a little calf work after jumping rope.

At the end of my "on" days I would crank some sit-ups and hyperextensions for 15 min. or so, long enough to

cool down a little. If you need greater lower body strength, not obtainable via running or jump-rope work, you

wont "enjoy" the off days and will instead spend them doing squats or whatever. If you do choose this route,

bear in mind you are tackling a workload greater than that of most professional athletes. But, however you shake

it, the important thing is the cycle of 30, 15, and 5 reps, followed by the peaking phase.





I personally don't go for supplements and amino acids and such, feeling the bulk of them end up in the toilet or

shrubs. Good balanced vitals, a basic multi-vitamin, plus a little extra C seems to do the trick. I also tried to drink

a couple of light beers an evening for no apparent reason at all!

The "WFH" is ideally suited for a climber as an off-season routine and will insure some big-league artillery once

the clouds part and it's time to jump back on the crags.....Go after It !!!

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