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WHY I HATE FOUAD
BY: JACOB WELLS
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FIRST REASON
HE IS LEBANESE
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SECOND REASON
HE SUCKZ AT MUSIK AND SPELLING
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THIRD REASON
HE CANT DO A BACKFLIP
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FOURTH REASON
HE IS A TERRIBLE DRUMMER
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FIFTH REASON
IF HE WAS A GIRL, HE’D BE A FAT GIRL
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SIXTH REASON
HIS FAUXHAWK IS GAY
Exhibit AExhibit A
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JUST KIDDING…
I LIKE HIS FAUXHAWK
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SEVENTH REASON
HE CANT DRIVE WITH HIS FOOT, LET ALONE HIS HAND
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EIGHTH REASON
HE TRIES TO PLAY ULTIMATE FRISBEE… I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM HE SUCKS. OOPS.
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NINTH REASON
HIM+PONG OF ANY TYPE = COMEDY AT ITS BEST
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TENTH REASON
HIS EARS DON’T LINE UP WITH THE REST OF HIS FACE
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ELEVENTH REASON
HIS VIBRAMS ARE GAY. AND LOOK LIKE WATER SOCKS
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TWELVTH REASON
IF HE WAS AN INSTRUMENT, HE’D BE A VUVEZUELA
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THIRTEENTH REASON
HE THINKS HACKY SACKS ARE COOL
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FOURTEENTH REASON
HE LIKES BOYZ
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FIFTEENTH REASON
HE WANTS TO BE A MODEL AT HOLLISTER
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SIXTEENTH REASON
HE CANT PLAY MARIMBA AS GOOD AS JAMES FITZGERALD OR THAT BLIND GUY WHO TRIPPED AND FELL INTO ONE
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SEVENTEENTH REASON
HE “LIKES THE SMELL OF WOOD” (HOMO)
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EIGHTEENTH REASON
HIS IDOL IS ZACH CHRUMA, ENOUGH SAID.
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NINTEENTH REASON
HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF TIMING
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TWENTIETH REASON
HE THINKS THE 60 IS THE 202…EVEN THOUGH THE SIGNS TELL HIM HE IS WRONG
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TWENTY-FIRST REASON
WHEN HE WAS 10 HE HAD A BOWL CUT. LOLZ
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TWENTY-SECOND REASON
HIS INVENTIONS AND SUPERPOWERS ARE SILLY
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TWENTY-THIRD REASON
HE LIKES TO DRESS UP AND PLAY WITH DOLLS
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LAST REASON
HE WAS BORN
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JUST KIDDING
(NO HOMO)