SNAPCHAT.CONFESSION TIME: I USE

yes, that snapchat.

REAL CONFESSION TIME: I LOVE SNAPCHAT.

(LIKE REAL EMOJI LOVE )

THIS SLIDESHARE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.

YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.

SEXTING.

BOOBS.

WELL GOSH GOLLY GEE

STOP THINKING SEXTING AND BOOBS.

EVERYONE CLAIMS SNAPCHAT IS “DIRTY.”

(Ok, so that one’s probably dirty.)

but what about the other fifty million snaps sent daily?

(STOP THINKING ABOUT FIFTY MILLION BOOBS. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!)

i’d argue “dirty” isn’t the right word.

(That’s so christina circa 2002)

ugly.let’s call SNAPCHAT what it is:

u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi.

you ugly.

yeah.

yeah.

you ugly.

(xxx kisses, love you guys)

WE, THE NON-DIRTY USERS OF SNAPCHAT, EMBRACE UGLY.

we snap because

we’re over facebook. woof.

we’re tired of OUR fake friends.

with THEIR perfect lives.

clever profile PICTURES.

UNREAL VACATIONS.

BREAKFASTS FIT FOR A KING.

#foodporn

and WORST OF ALL,

THEIR adorable, “i’d take you over a boyfriend any day” puppies.

SOMETIMES WE JUST WANT TO SEE A LITTLE UGLY.

WE WNAT TO BE GOOFY

BE POOFY

AND BE SEEN IN ALL OF OUR SWEATPANTS GLORY

SO sure some people are boobing it.

but the rest of us are just straight goob’ing it.

XOXO

STAY UGLY SNAPCHATTERS.