100:00:05,258 --> 00:00:09,258The Simpsons 27x08"Caminos de gloria"200:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,525 300:00:10,549 --> 00:00:17,049www.TUSUBTITULO.com-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-400:00:17,334 --> 00:00:19,334 500:00:21,171 --> 00:00:22,671S,600:00:22,706 --> 00:00:24,506los estudiantes de la escuelaelemental de Springfield700:00:24,541 --> 00:00:27,943han creado una energaalternativa para vehculos.800:00:27,978 --> 00:00:31,279Una de ellas asegurar elfuturo de la humanidad900:00:31,315 --> 00:00:33,515determinado por una cortacarrera por el aparcamiento.1000:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,584S, s.1100:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,286Y ahora, tu coche se impulsa por,1200:00:38,322 --> 00:00:40,121pequeo nio gordo?1300:00:40,157 --> 00:00:42,290Pilas de combustible de hidrgeno.1400:00:42,326 --> 00:00:44,125Hidrgeno, s, estupendo.1500:00:44,161 --> 00:00:46,294Mi coche est motorizado por el viento!1600:00:47,664 --> 00:00:49,431Oh, cmo sopla el viento.1700:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,466El mo est motorizado por patatas.1800:00:51,501 --> 00:00:54,769Sigo dicindote que no soy una patata.1900:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,771Estate callado, patata frita!2000:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,473Pap, estoy tan emocionada! Creo...2100:00:58,508 --> 00:01:00,508Eh, por favor, no te pares tan cerca.2200:01:00,544 --> 00:01:03,945En el mundo de la energa solar,las sombras son el archienemigo.2300:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,480Yo pienso que puedo ganar.2400:01:05,515 --> 00:01:07,349Yo creo en ti y eso es un hecho.2500:01:07,384 --> 00:01:09,117Pero no s.2600:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,853El coche de ese nio tienellamas pintadas a los lados.2700:01:11,889 --> 00:01:13,889Por qu lo hara si no fuera rpido?2800:01:14,925 --> 00:01:17,626Nios, encended vuestros motores!2900:01:17,661 --> 00:01:18,894No hay motores!3000:01:18,929 --> 00:01:20,829Ese es el punto principal de esta cosa!3100:01:20,864 --> 00:01:22,163S... solo arrancad.3200:01:26,570 --> 00:01:29,304Eso nunca funciona.3300:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,639 3400:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,707Es una carrera hecha para el sol!3500:01:32,743 --> 00:01:34,309Cerveza Duff, la nica manera3600:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,511para que los padres vayana las pruebas de los nios.3700:01:37,447 --> 00:01:38,413 3800:01:38,448 --> 00:01:40,015Qu? No! No puede estar pasando!3900:01:40,050 --> 00:01:42,417Tena que haber almacenado energa!4000:01:44,755 --> 00:01:46,421Escatimaste en cadmio en tus bateras4100:01:46,456 --> 00:01:48,490como una nia.4200:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,592Qudate en las artes, cario.4300:01:50,627 --> 00:01:52,994Divirtete yendo a Oberlin!4400:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,330Quiz puedas ir dentrode un par de aos...4500:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,198a Bates!4600:01:57,234 --> 00:01:59,334Disfruta del invierno en Maine!4700:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,203Espero que te guste latercera divisin de baloncesto!4800:02:05,075 --> 00:02:07,709No te preocupes, nia.4900:02:07,744 --> 00:02:10,378Tambin se rean de Amelia Vanderbuckle.5000:02:11,415 --> 00:02:13,615Amelia Vanderbuckle? Quin es esa?5100:02:13,650 --> 00:02:16,918Fue la primera mujerinventora de Springfield.5200:02:16,954 --> 00:02:18,186 5300:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,921Por qu nunca he odo hablar de ella?5400:02:19,957 --> 00:02:21,756Bueno, estaba totalmente loca.5500:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,058Convirti todo en un desastre.5600:02:23,093 --> 00:02:24,426 5700:02:24,461 --> 00:02:26,895Tranquila, nia, no noshagas un Vanderbuckle.5800:02:35,005 --> 00:02:36,938"Amelia Vanderbucklevivi en Springfield5900:02:36,974 --> 00:02:38,440en la dcada de 1800.6000:02:38,475 --> 00:02:41,409Era la hija mediana de unafamilia de 17 miembros.6100:02:41,445 --> 00:02:44,546Doce de ellos murieron porexposicin a corrientes de aire.6200:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,516Su padre trabaj como canariohumano en las minas de veneno.6300:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,119Amelia fue la primera6400:02:51,154 --> 00:02:53,254mujer graduada entecnologa en Springfield."6500:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,622Tienes que leer en alto?6600:02:54,658 --> 00:02:56,891Estoy intentando meterhormigas en esta mueca.6700:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,060"Entre otras cosas, fuela orgullosa inventora6800:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,463de la silla de barbero a vapor."6900:03:16,146 --> 00:03:17,178Yo quiero una!7000:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,180"Una junta mdica diagnostic a Amelia7100:03:19,216 --> 00:03:22,917con una extralimitacinfemenina aguda y fue...7200:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,619Fue ingresada7300:03:24,654 --> 00:03:27,489en el Hogar de Springfield paralos Criminalmente Diferentes.7400:03:27,524 --> 00:03:29,357La cabaa del pltano?7500:03:29,393 --> 00:03:30,959"Pero Amelia nunca se rindi,7600:03:30,994 --> 00:03:32,594continuando trabajando como inventora7700:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,230dentro de los confines del asilo".7800:03:35,265 --> 00:03:36,265Ay, caramba!7900:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,266Bart, si encontramos esos inventos,8000:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,635podremos demostrar que Ameliafue importante cientficamente.8100:03:40,670 --> 00:03:42,103Paso.8200:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,505Escucha.8300:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,106Necesito demostrar queesta mujer no fue una loca8400:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,375para que as la gente no se racuando escuchen las palabras8500:03:47,411 --> 00:03:48,777"mujer cientfica".8600:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,146"Mujer cientfica".8700:03:51,181 --> 00:03:54,349Qu es lo siguiente,chico con los cigarros?8800:03:54,384 --> 00:03:56,151Djame preguntar otra vez.8900:03:56,186 --> 00:03:59,821Me ayudars a entrar enun manicomio abandonado?9000:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,726Manicomio abandonado, dndehas estado toda mi vida?9100:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,161Cmo entramos?9200:04:06,196 --> 00:04:08,630Yo dira que lo mejor9300:04:08,665 --> 00:04:09,665es la tubera de alcantarillado.9400:04:09,699 --> 00:04:10,765Ay, Dios.9500:04:10,801 --> 00:04:13,068Vamos, Bart.9600:04:13,103 --> 00:04:14,669O esta puerta.9700:04:14,704 --> 00:04:16,171Bart!9800:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,814Los fantasmas de mil locosme estn poniendo cachondo.9900:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,216Qu es lo que no te pone cachondo?10000:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,251Padrastros alcohlicos.10100:04:35,959 --> 00:04:37,826Para!10200:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,828No sabs quin tuvo eso en su boca.10300:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,262Claro que lo s, algn loco.10400:04:41,298 --> 00:04:42,931Est de locos.10500:04:42,966 --> 00:04:44,265 10600:04:44,301 --> 00:04:46,067"Vanderbean, Vanderbotton,10700:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,602Vanderbozo...". Aqu est.10800:04:47,637 --> 00:04:49,671"Vanderbuckle!"10900:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,906"Alfred Vanderbuckle;Alice Vanderbuckle;11000:04:51,942 --> 00:04:53,741Allspice Vanderbuckle;11100:04:53,777 --> 00:04:55,243Amelia Vanderbuckle!"11200:04:55,278 --> 00:04:57,412Un cilindro de cera!11300:04:57,447 --> 00:04:59,013Amelia grab su voz!11400:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,148 11500:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,686Aunque he estado encerradaen este sanatorio11600:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,588por todos estos aos,11700:05:06,623 --> 00:05:09,858he acabado un inventoque cambiar el mundo!11800:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,059Bart! Has odo eso?11900:05:11,094 --> 00:05:12,527Buenas tardes.12000:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,463Como a m no se me toma enserio debido a mi gnero,12100:05:15,499 --> 00:05:17,966un amigo guardia ha escondido mi invento12200:05:18,001 --> 00:05:20,702hasta un tiempo futuro,cuando alguna joven libre12300:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,471tenga el permiso de sumarido para buscarlo.12400:05:23,507 --> 00:05:25,406Hay un armario lleno de estas cosas!12500:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,876Cuntos magos tenan en este lugar?12600:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,978Encuentra mi diario y te llevar12700:05:30,013 --> 00:05:31,880a mi mayor invento!12800:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,049Posdata: Nikola Tesla pudohaber dicho que rompi conmigo,12900:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,784pero yo romp con l.13000:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,219 13100:05:38,255 --> 00:05:41,189Tenemos que encontrar ese diario.13200:05:46,997 --> 00:05:49,464 13300:05:49,499 --> 00:05:54,035"Querido diario, hoy he vistola casa de un vecino incendiarse.13400:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,571Esto le ensear a superro a rerse de m."13500:05:56,606 --> 00:06:00,475Mrame! Estoy disfrutando leyendo!13600:06:01,711 --> 00:06:03,244Chicos, habis ledo algo alguna vez13700:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,346y habis pensado que fueescrito para vosotros?13800:06:05,382 --> 00:06:08,550Mirad... el diario del pequeo Nathan!13900:06:11,388 --> 00:06:14,022"Empuj a un vagabundo bajo un tranva."14000:06:14,057 --> 00:06:15,657Qu es un tranva?14100:06:15,692 --> 00:06:16,758Un metro antiguo.14200:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,826- Qu es un vagabundo?- Una persona sin hogar.14300:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,398Qu es una persona sin hogar?14400:06:25,468 --> 00:06:28,770Ralphie! Vamos, tenemosclase de claqu padre-hijo!14500:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,371Clase de claqu!14600:06:30,407 --> 00:06:33,007Dnde est ese nio? Tenemosun recital la semana que viene14700:06:33,043 --> 00:06:35,310y su paso de tiempo es terrible,sin hablar del talento.14800:06:35,345 --> 00:06:36,945Clase de claqu!14900:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,047Clase de claqu?15000:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,916Ralphie, qu est pasando aqu?15100:06:41,952 --> 00:06:44,719Bart nos hizo leer pginasde un diario de miedo.15200:06:44,754 --> 00:06:48,156Estaba tan asustado que el jugoamargo sali de mi cola de delante.15300:06:49,793 --> 00:06:52,393Bart escribi esto? Esto es malo.15400:06:52,429 --> 00:06:54,128Muy malo.15500:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,764No creo que vayamos a llegar a...15600:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,766clase de claqu.15700:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,670- Jefe Wiggum?- Su hijo est muerto...15800:07:04,140 --> 00:07:04,906por dentro.15900:07:07,143 --> 00:07:08,610Eso tambin es malo.16000:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,979S, estas son pginasdel diario de su hijo.16100:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,681Me temo que le muestransin duda como...16200:07:13,717 --> 00:07:15,483un socipata.16300:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,319Bueno, nunca he visto aBart escribir en cursiva,16400:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,355as que estoy un poco orgullosa de eso,16500:07:20,390 --> 00:07:22,190pero esto es lo peor16600:07:22,225 --> 00:07:24,525que le ha pasado a esta familia nunca.16700:07:24,561 --> 00:07:25,994Lo siento, Marge.16800:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,862Y... arrastrando los pies,16900:07:27,897 --> 00:07:28,963arrastrando los pies,17000:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,198arrastrando los pies.17100:07:34,991 --> 00:07:37,391Homie, he descubiertoalgo terrible sobre Bart.17200:07:37,426 --> 00:07:40,528- Quiz quieras algo para beber.- Voy por delante de ti..17300:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,931El Jefe Wiggum encontr estaspginas del diario de nuestro hijo.17400:07:43,966 --> 00:07:46,700He tenido un da largo.17500:07:46,736 --> 00:07:48,936Bart podra ser un socipata.17600:07:48,971 --> 00:07:50,437Socio, qu?17700:07:50,473 --> 00:07:53,541"Alguien que no puedeempatizar o sentir culpa.17800:07:53,576 --> 00:07:56,911Hacen cosas terribles y no lesimporta a quien hacen dao."17900:07:58,147 --> 00:07:59,313No abras!18000:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,748Podra ser Bart!18100:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,651- Bart tiene llave.- Qu? Quin le ha dado una llave!18200:08:03,686 --> 00:08:04,652Hola, Sra. Simpson.18300:08:04,687 --> 00:08:06,287Puede venir Bart18400:08:06,322 --> 00:08:08,088y ver la coleccin de mi abuelo18500:08:08,124 --> 00:08:10,491de espadas japonesasy cuchillos voladores?18600:08:10,526 --> 00:08:14,261Por qu no juegas con Lisa en su lugar?18700:08:15,298 --> 00:08:17,598 18800:08:17,633 --> 00:08:18,732Hola, Milhouse.18900:08:18,768 --> 00:08:20,668Vaya, eso es una sorpresa.19000:08:20,703 --> 00:08:23,671Normalmente estoy sudando cuandohablamos, pero esta vez no.19100:08:23,706 --> 00:08:27,341Es increble cmo puedes llegar a serun encanto y ser asqueroso a la vez.19200:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,943Eso es lo que pasa19300:08:28,978 --> 00:08:31,412cuando estoy con la chicams guapa de la ciudad.19400:08:31,447 --> 00:08:32,613 19500:08:34,183 --> 00:08:35,282 19600:08:35,318 --> 00:08:37,017El diario de Amelia dice19700:08:37,053 --> 00:08:38,986que su invento estenterrado en el stano19800:08:39,021 --> 00:08:41,021de la Sociedad Sufragistade Springfield.19900:08:41,057 --> 00:08:42,957Alguna vez alguien te ha dicho20000:08:42,992 --> 00:08:45,159que ests preciosa cuandohaces de detective?20100:08:45,194 --> 00:08:48,462Milhouse, los Hardy Boys algunavez dieron con Nancy Drew?20200:08:48,497 --> 00:08:50,164Frank s, pero Joe...20300:08:50,199 --> 00:08:53,033digamos que hay un misterio sobre l.20400:08:53,069 --> 00:08:56,303La Sociedad Sufragista estaba aqu.20500:08:59,675 --> 00:09:02,042Aqu?20600:09:02,078 --> 00:09:04,545Cario, ests buscando a tu mam?20700:09:04,580 --> 00:09:07,314Yo la encontrar, dime eltamao de su sujetador.20800:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,882En realidad estamosaqu porque su stano20900:09:08,918 --> 00:09:11,051es el hogar de un hitode la historia feminista.21000:09:11,087 --> 00:09:13,020Le importa si echamos un vistazo?21100:09:13,055 --> 00:09:14,655El stano eh? S, ah es donde21200:09:14,690 --> 00:09:17,524lavamos los viejos arosde cebolla con ketchup.21300:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,060- As que no. - Estos chicosquieren un men de nios?21400:09:20,096 --> 00:09:21,662No, ya se van.21500:09:21,697 --> 00:09:23,998En serio, nios, tengo quecambiar diez televisores21600:09:24,033 --> 00:09:27,735a la cuarta ronda del draftde la NBA, as que perdeos.21700:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,505Vale, los Denver Nuggets ahora, gente!21800:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,874Vale, he encontrado un test por internet21900:09:33,909 --> 00:09:35,743que nos dir, de una vez por todas,22000:09:35,778 --> 00:09:37,678si Bart es un... ya sabes.22100:09:37,713 --> 00:09:38,746Espera un minuto!22200:09:38,781 --> 00:09:40,080No podemos darle a Bart22300:09:40,116 --> 00:09:41,815algo etiquetado como"test de socipata"!22400:09:41,851 --> 00:09:44,752Podra verlo y prendernosfuego con su mente!22500:09:44,787 --> 00:09:46,353Tienes razn! Necesitamosque Bart piense22600:09:46,389 --> 00:09:48,022que el test es para otra cosa.22700:09:48,057 --> 00:09:50,557Al fin! Un uso parala mquina de etiquetas!22800:09:52,895 --> 00:09:56,363Uno de vosotros me ha traicionado,y los soplones pierden sus puntos.22900:09:56,399 --> 00:09:58,098Sintate en mi pltano!23000:09:58,134 --> 00:09:59,667Por qu, pequeo...!23100:10:01,037 --> 00:10:03,170De dnde saca estas cosas?23200:10:03,205 --> 00:10:05,939Hola, hijo, tu madre y yohemos encontrado esta encuesta23300:10:05,975 --> 00:10:07,675que te encantar hacer.23400:10:07,710 --> 00:10:09,276"Eres de motos de agua23500:10:09,311 --> 00:10:11,211o un maestro de motocross?"23600:10:11,247 --> 00:10:12,887Recuerda contestar a laspreguntas sinceramente.23700:10:12,915 --> 00:10:15,582Queremos saber si conocesla definicin clnica23800:10:15,618 --> 00:10:17,785de "tipo de motos de agua".23900:10:21,090 --> 00:10:23,691"Disfruto manipulando a otras personas."24000:10:23,726 --> 00:10:25,559"Creo que me estn siguiendo."24100:10:25,594 --> 00:10:29,096"A veces siento que debo hacermedao a m mismo o a otra persona".24200:10:29,131 --> 00:10:30,131De acuerdo, de acuerdo, de acuerdo.24300:10:31,167 --> 00:10:32,700 24400:10:32,735 --> 00:10:33,801"Socipata."24500:10:33,836 --> 00:10:34,935Qu es eso?24600:10:37,673 --> 00:10:39,239Ay, caramba!24700:10:39,275 --> 00:10:41,241Eso es lo que creen que soy?24800:10:41,277 --> 00:10:44,745Genial! Fingir que soy elmayor socipata del mundo!24900:10:44,780 --> 00:10:47,448Y solo necesito cambiar tres respuestas.25000:10:47,483 --> 00:10:48,882- Est loco?- No lo s.25100:10:48,918 --> 00:10:50,884- Qu piensas?- Quiero decir, parece un loco,25200:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,786eso seguro.25300:10:52,822 --> 00:10:54,788Bueno, aqu est vuestro test.25400:10:54,824 --> 00:10:56,957Llamadme loco, pero lo disfrut.25500:11:00,863 --> 00:11:03,831Bueno, la buena noticiaes que Bart consigui25600:11:03,866 --> 00:11:06,266su primer 100 por cien en un examen.25700:11:06,302 --> 00:11:08,669Oh, Dios mo. Qu hacemos?25800:11:08,704 --> 00:11:10,104Lo que quiera Bart.25900:11:11,874 --> 00:11:13,774 26000:11:13,809 --> 00:11:16,376 26100:11:18,814 --> 00:11:21,248 26200:11:21,283 --> 00:11:24,118 26300:11:25,821 --> 00:11:28,188 26400:11:28,224 --> 00:11:30,224 26500:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,662 26600:11:35,698 --> 00:11:37,965 26700:11:40,102 --> 00:11:43,237 26800:11:43,272 --> 00:11:46,473 26900:11:46,509 --> 00:11:49,143 27000:11:49,178 --> 00:11:51,378 27100:11:53,749 --> 00:11:58,385 27200:12:07,563 --> 00:12:09,797- Gracias.- El gusto es mo.27300:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,865Lo que sea para echar abajo Knockers.27400:12:11,901 --> 00:12:14,134Siempre les he odiado porque noabren a las cuatro de la maana27500:12:14,170 --> 00:12:18,238para retransmitir el campeonatomundial de lanzar troncos.27600:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,674Vale, Willie, solo puedesusar la taladradora27700:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,810cuando haya mucho ruido arriba.27800:12:22,845 --> 00:12:24,211No te preocupes.27900:12:24,246 --> 00:12:26,046Es lunes de noche de ftbol,28000:12:26,081 --> 00:12:28,315con lo que me refieroal ftbol americano,28100:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,484con lo que me refiero anada de ftbol en absoluto!28200:12:32,421 --> 00:12:34,555Ah est la caja!28300:12:37,026 --> 00:12:39,927Picante medio!28400:12:39,962 --> 00:12:42,095Hemos dado a la lnea desuministros de la salsa picante!28500:12:42,131 --> 00:12:46,900Tendr que neutralizarlocon un poco de queso azul!28600:12:46,936 --> 00:12:49,403 28700:12:50,873 --> 00:12:53,707Miradme! Soy un socipata!28800:12:53,742 --> 00:12:55,776Marge, es el momento de hacer algo.28900:12:55,811 --> 00:12:58,445Le podemos llevar a nadar.Eso le har tener sueo.29000:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,881No es lo suficientemente bueno.Tenemos que llamar al nmero29100:13:00,916 --> 00:13:02,616del final del test.29200:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,451Qu nmero?29300:13:04,486 --> 00:13:06,119- Aqu.- "Nuevos Comienzos"?29400:13:06,155 --> 00:13:09,122Vamos a confiar a nuestrohijo a un nmero 800?29500:13:09,158 --> 00:13:11,124Es 888.29600:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,126Marge, esto es por su propio bien.29700:13:13,162 --> 00:13:14,962Ha suspendido un examen por Internet.29800:13:14,997 --> 00:13:17,764Cuntas pruebas ms necesitas?29900:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,633 30000:13:23,305 --> 00:13:25,038- Sorpresa!- Sorpresa!30100:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,040Genial! Pero espera un minuto,30200:13:27,076 --> 00:13:29,042mi cumpleaos no es hastadentro de dos meses.30300:13:29,078 --> 00:13:31,879Lo sabemos! Pero queramoshacerte la fiesta ahora!30400:13:31,914 --> 00:13:35,315Tenan rebajas en piatas y...30500:13:35,351 --> 00:13:38,518una cosa llev a laotra, as que, ya sabes,30600:13:38,554 --> 00:13:40,320tenan una cosa...30700:13:40,356 --> 00:13:41,421 30800:13:41,457 --> 00:13:42,656Bueno, dnde estn mis amigos?30900:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,658Bueno, iba a enviar porcorreo las invitaciones,31000:13:44,693 --> 00:13:48,295pero no tena sellos y la cola de laoficina de correos era muy larga,31100:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,998y no saba donde estaban todos los...31200:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,599Bueno, ms tarta para m.31300:13:52,635 --> 00:13:54,935No, no, no, no. Ve a saltaren el castillo primero.31400:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,770S! Saltar en el castillo!31500:13:56,805 --> 00:14:00,007No querrs vomitar esta deliciosa tarta.31600:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,085 31700:14:12,121 --> 00:14:13,086 31800:14:15,925 --> 00:14:18,358 31900:14:27,069 --> 00:14:29,369Espera un minuto. Qu es esto?32000:14:29,405 --> 00:14:30,537Esto es un manicomio?32100:14:30,572 --> 00:14:32,139No, es una pizzera.32200:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,541Por favor, pap, dime, estoes realmente una pizzera?32300:14:34,576 --> 00:14:37,544No, hijo... la pizzera esdonde tu madre y yo32400:14:37,579 --> 00:14:40,314vamos despus. Vas a estar bien.32500:14:40,349 --> 00:14:42,716No me sorprendera si fuesesel nio menos desastre32600:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,718de todos. Te queremos!32700:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,389Esperen, esperen, esperen! Nisiquiera he podido decir adis.32800:14:49,425 --> 00:14:52,726Adis! Nunca os perdonar!32900:14:52,761 --> 00:14:53,761Ya est. Estas contenta?33000:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,752Dejadme salir! Soloestaba gastando una broma!33100:14:59,788 --> 00:15:02,989Una cruel broma a la gente que mequiere! De eso no me arrepiento!33200:15:03,024 --> 00:15:04,490Eso no me convierte en un socipata!33300:15:04,526 --> 00:15:06,492Nios,33400:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,761formad una fila segnel orden de la medicacin33500:15:08,797 --> 00:15:10,930del Adderall al Zoloft.33600:15:14,469 --> 00:15:16,669Os han trado aqu con un propsito.33700:15:16,705 --> 00:15:17,670Sois intrpidos33800:15:17,706 --> 00:15:19,105y nadie puede deteneros.33900:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,940Lo que significa queseris de gran utilidad...34000:15:20,976 --> 00:15:23,176Para el ejrcito de los Estados Unidos.34100:15:24,512 --> 00:15:26,145Me esperaba alguna reaccin ms.34200:15:26,181 --> 00:15:28,414Esper fuera de la puerta y todo.34300:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,984No reaccionan. Eso es lo que queremos.34400:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,685Cierto.34500:15:32,721 --> 00:15:35,288Os usaremos en el videojuegodefinitivo para probar34600:15:35,323 --> 00:15:38,791los simuladores de drones de lasfuerzas areas de los Estados Unidos.34700:15:40,061 --> 00:15:41,527To, es un pblico exigente.34800:15:41,563 --> 00:15:42,829 34900:15:44,232 --> 00:15:47,200Mam, pap, he descubiertola cosa ms increble!35000:15:47,235 --> 00:15:49,636No puedo esperar... Dnde esta Bart?35100:15:49,671 --> 00:15:52,372- Est a salvo. - Y lo msimportante, nosotros estamos a salvo.35200:15:53,842 --> 00:15:56,242Le echo mucho de menos.35300:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,313Puedo llamarle?35400:16:00,348 --> 00:16:02,515Puedes llamar a su guardia, Tico.35500:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,716Lo coge a veces.35600:16:03,752 --> 00:16:05,018Ya veo.35700:16:05,053 --> 00:16:06,986Vale, har eso.35800:16:07,022 --> 00:16:08,821Homie, qu hicimos mal?35900:16:08,857 --> 00:16:11,224No lo s cario. No lo s.36000:16:11,259 --> 00:16:15,495Hicimos todo lo que pudimospor l durante los anuncios.36100:16:15,530 --> 00:16:17,230Y estamos en directo36200:16:17,265 --> 00:16:18,564mientras Lisa Simpsonse prepara para probar36300:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,166que esa vergenza de Springfield,36400:16:20,201 --> 00:16:22,168Amelia Vanderbuckle, se merece estar36500:16:22,203 --> 00:16:24,237en el panten de lascientficas femeninas,36600:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,506junto con Marie Curie y,36700:16:26,541 --> 00:16:28,508ya saben,36800:16:28,543 --> 00:16:31,077Velma de Scooby-Doo.36900:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,912Gracias a todos por venir37000:16:32,948 --> 00:16:36,575para apoyar el lugar deuna mujer en la historia!37100:16:36,576 --> 00:16:37,817Eso es lo que es esto?37200:16:37,841 --> 00:16:39,841Pens que era una reuninde los Green Bay Packers.37300:16:39,888 --> 00:16:42,255Est bien, sabes qu,no me voy a quitar esto.37400:16:42,290 --> 00:16:46,326Mirad, la obra maestrade Amelia Vanderbuckle.37500:16:48,396 --> 00:16:49,696Un telar?37600:16:49,731 --> 00:16:50,697Eso no es ciencia.37700:16:50,732 --> 00:16:52,365Eso es economa domstica.37800:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,367Todo el mundo, asaltad el escenario!37900:16:54,402 --> 00:16:56,336No tan rpido!38000:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,037Este no es un telar normal!38100:16:58,073 --> 00:16:59,872Incluso aunque sea un telar increble,38200:16:59,908 --> 00:17:02,408es la cosa ms aburridaen la que podra pensar.38300:17:02,444 --> 00:17:06,079Esto es mucho ms que un telar.38400:17:22,063 --> 00:17:24,197- Est vivo!- Y es educado!38500:17:24,232 --> 00:17:29,502"Operando"? Parece que quiere quele demos un problema de matemticas.38600:17:37,779 --> 00:17:40,079Oh, Dios mo. Oh, Dios!38700:17:40,115 --> 00:17:42,648Este es el primerdispositivo computacional!38800:17:42,684 --> 00:17:44,450Gente, gente, no lo veis?38900:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,052La tabla acta como tarjetas perforadas39000:17:46,087 --> 00:17:47,954y el telar como un ordenador,39100:17:47,989 --> 00:17:51,391con Charles Babbagey John Von Neumann...39200:17:51,426 --> 00:17:54,827Vamos a hacer la raz cuadradade nueve hurras por Lisa!39300:17:57,832 --> 00:18:01,501Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!39400:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,438Ves eso, Bart? Vistelo que tu hermana hizo?39500:18:05,473 --> 00:18:06,473S, s, genial.39600:18:06,508 --> 00:18:08,441Escucha, estoy en un simulador,39700:18:08,476 --> 00:18:09,876por lo que no puedo hablar realmente.39800:18:09,911 --> 00:18:11,778Y sabes que soy un socipata,39900:18:11,813 --> 00:18:13,513as que voy a esforzarme poco en esto.40000:18:13,548 --> 00:18:14,680Te quiero.40100:18:14,716 --> 00:18:16,115Solo estaba diciendo eso a m mismo.40200:18:17,886 --> 00:18:20,520 40300:18:20,555 --> 00:18:21,554Toma una bomba inteligente, estpido.40400:18:22,690 --> 00:18:24,357Encantado de no conocerte.40500:18:24,392 --> 00:18:25,725Todos los objetivos destruidos.40600:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,293Simulacin completada.40700:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,464Eres impresionante.40800:18:31,499 --> 00:18:33,633A pesar de que soy la nicapersona real en el mundo,40900:18:33,668 --> 00:18:36,035y, por lo tanto, te hecreado en mi imaginacin.41000:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,871Nios, vuestras almasvacas y dedos voladores41100:18:38,907 --> 00:18:41,641son muy impresionantes.Y ahora os puedo decir41200:18:41,676 --> 00:18:44,210que eso no fue una simulacin.41300:18:44,245 --> 00:18:46,979Se refiere a que estbamoshaciendo explotar cosas de verdad?41400:18:47,015 --> 00:18:49,816Eso es. Convoys, campos deentrenamiento de terroristas,41500:18:49,851 --> 00:18:52,618bodas sospechosas, Starbucks en Kabul.41600:18:52,654 --> 00:18:54,287- Genial! Impresionante.- Lo saba!41700:18:54,322 --> 00:18:56,522No, pensaba que era un videojuego.41800:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,524No quiero hacer dao a gente de verdad.41900:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,726Quiero ir a casa.42000:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,228Por favor?42100:19:02,263 --> 00:19:03,663Qu decepcionante.42200:19:03,698 --> 00:19:06,833Alguien ms comparte lossentimientos del nio humano?42300:19:06,868 --> 00:19:09,836Hijo, la verdad es que lossimuladores de los que te hablamos42400:19:09,871 --> 00:19:13,172que no eran simuladoreseran simuladores.42500:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,341Ahora, lo siento, Bart,42600:19:15,376 --> 00:19:17,743pero eres un chico sano y normal.42700:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,378Vamos a mandarte a casa.42800:19:19,414 --> 00:19:22,048En serio? Tos, ha sido de verdad.42900:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,883Aunque, en realidad, hasido todo una mentira.43000:19:23,918 --> 00:19:26,052Nunca te olvidar, Bart Simpson.43100:19:26,087 --> 00:19:28,054742 de Evergreen Terrace.43200:19:28,089 --> 00:19:30,256La puerta de atrs delperro no tiene cerradura.43300:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,761Mi pequeo ha vuelto!43400:19:35,797 --> 00:19:39,198Y no soy malo! Solotomo malas decisiones.43500:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,033No pasa nada, chico.43600:19:41,069 --> 00:19:44,103Tu vida empez con una mala decisin.43700:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,273La mejor mala decisinque nunca he tomado.43800:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,612Y he restaurado la reputacin43900:19:52,647 --> 00:19:55,281de una cientfico de hace cien aos.44000:19:57,418 --> 00:20:01,053Y Maggie prob lasfresas por primera vez.44100:20:01,089 --> 00:20:04,790Qu da! Qu da!44200:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,784Vale, Lisa, ve adelante y dilo.44300:20:11,821 --> 00:20:13,220No te avergences.44400:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,888Soy inmortal!44500:20:14,924 --> 00:20:17,091Inmortal!44600:20:17,126 --> 00:20:20,094Seora Docent, quiere venir a ver?44700:20:20,129 --> 00:20:22,496Me encantara, pero hay mucha gente aqu44800:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,331en la exposicin de ciencia de Thor.44900:20:24,366 --> 00:20:28,335Eh, turistas! Quieren verun gran invento y su placa?45000:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,337Estbamos yendo a la cafetera.45100:20:30,372 --> 00:20:31,505A doble velocidad, seores.45200:20:33,509 --> 00:20:34,575Y usted, seor?45300:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,309No hablo ingls.45400:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,311No hay problema. Yo hablo francs!45500:20:38,347 --> 00:20:41,348Djame en paz, nia!45600:20:41,383 --> 00:20:43,103www.TUSUBTITULO.com-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-45700:20:46,722 --> 00:20:51,625Vale, colega, si en realidaderes un ordenador personal...45800:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,297Oh, cario. Gira esos hilos.45900:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,700Ahora eso s que es un telar con vistas.46000:20:59,735 --> 00:21:02,336Homie! Aydame a llevar la compra!46100:21:02,371 --> 00:21:03,771S!46200:21:03,806 --> 00:21:05,773Borrar historial, borrar historial.46300:21:05,808 --> 00:21:08,442Estaba trabajando en turegalo de aniversario.46400:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,878Ya s que esto no parece nada,46500:21:10,913 --> 00:21:13,180pero en realidad est mal.46600:21:13,215 --> 00:21:15,249 46700:21:26,992 --> 00:21:28,992