The Secret Life of Travis Wiles

“The harder you work the harder it is to surrender “ “Puppy Biscuit” ~Vince Lombardi Walter Mitty

Being Rich

I was watching my dad count how much money he had and I noticed a $100 dollar bill…I was

buying a huge mansion on the beach I was also buying a lot of jet skis and I was putting 55” flat screen TV's for every room in the house. I was

riding my new jet ski, I was riding the fastest one I bought and I jumped a wave and fell… “Hey Travis

do you need any money for this weekend?”

Playing Baseball

I was watching the Pirates game with my dad one night and I saw Andrew McCuthchen make a diving catch…I was on the Pittsburgh

Pirates and we had the best record in 20 years if we won this game we would win the world series

it’s the bottom of the 9th inning and we are winning by a run we the biggest hitter on the team was up and he smashed the ball I was

running as fast as I could and dove for the ball and caught it we won the world series…did you

just see that play my dad said

Living on the beach

Me and my mom were on our way to Robinson to go shopping when we were on the highway I saw a bill board that said win a free trip to the beach for a whole month. When I saw the bill board I saw the backboard was sand… I was living on the beach for over 2 years now and was living the best life living on the beach only working from 8:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. every day making $2,500 a week with a wife and 2 kids we were about to go to get a kayak to go in the ocean. We were don’t kayaking and it was so fun then…”Travis you getting out or what?”

Going Fishing

I was at a sea food restaurant and I noticed a big blue marlin on the wall and it looked like it was just staring at… I was on a boat in the ocean and I was casting my line out into the water, about 15 minutes later I felt a bite it almost pulled me off the boat into the water and I was fighting it for about 25 minutes and it was 5 feet from the boat and was getting closer and closer then it was about 2 feet from the boat… What can I get you to drink?

Going Hunting

I was at Cabelas buying a pair of boots for hunting and I saw this big deer on the wall… I was in the woods hunting when I see this big deer walking along a trail when I pull my gun up to shoot it, it ran away. I have been sitting in my tree stand for over an hour now and I here a deer coming it walks out right in front of my stand when im about to pull the trigger… Your total will be $79.99.