'theres a hole in the bottom of the seatheres a hole in the bottom of the seatheres a holetheres a hole' said the GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE

'*there's' replied the silly one, seeking to over power the GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE

'inthebottomoftheC' Replied the GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE. For he was wise to all

'I thought the hole was at the side of c' The silly one continued to retort

'its in Cor is it up Cwhat is lifeC is lifeShrek' The GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE continued to spread his wisdom like like a graceful butter knife in a field of sporks

'how bored are you' Said the silly one, beginning to anger the GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE. But he was calm for he was one with the earth as it was his creation.

He explains how it all came to be:'yellow is the colour of floorscoke is wizard spermThere was once an owlhis name was johnthen john got banged by billybilly was a goathe had a long willythats why his name was billybilly the long willythat was his nicknamejohn didnt like billy's willyso john bit billy's willythen john diedcause billy's willy...was a nuke' And with this all questions were answered. Even questions that had not yet been answer were acounted for. Everything any mere mortal would desire to know lies in this message

'Thanks' the Silly one replied. He was now full with all knowledge like a fat kid in a sea of chocolate. And now this fat kid could fly. Fly in the water like a graceful Walrus. Breadsticks hanging from his mouth they became tusks and then life was so. All thanks to the GREAT AND POWERFULL ONE.