• the obnoxious, befuddled father

• the loving mother

• too smart for her own good

• confused

• maniacal genius who always gets his way

• martini-sipping mutt

The Griffins

Peter Lois

Meg Stewie BrianChris

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Griffin Member Percentage

Peter 34%

Lois 13%

Meg 19%

Chris 26%

Stewie 2%

Brian 6%

Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.

"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal." - Peter in Let's Go to the HopStewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.(Lois and Peter stare in silence)Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring)Meg: You don't know anything about me. (runs upstairs)Peter: Who was that guy?