When coming round the corner,I heard somebody sayHere comes the fat old plicemanLook here he comes this wayHis laughter is so jollyHes just a great big clown And everybody says he is the happiest man in town

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When standing on point dutyhis laugh floats oer the breezeHes looking through a windowAnd this is what he seesA shadow cast against the wallHis head is in a whirlsHe sees his sergeant kissing there some other fellows girl

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His jolly face it wrinkledMy word it was a jokeHe laughed until he nearly diedWe thought that he would chokeHe said now thats again the law It is upon me lifeFor the girl the sarge was kissing was the old policemans wife!

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He laughed Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAnd then he laughed againHA HA HA HA HA HA HAUntil he had a pain The he went to the sergeants house That happened to be nearAnd made love to the sergeants wife and drank up all his beer

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