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MARCH no 69
COVERING.... Gran Alacant, Santa Pola, La Marina, Guardamar, Rojales, Catral, Albatera, Hondons, La Romana & Pinoso.
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This month
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The story behind the most important fishing port in the Med’ – Santa PolaIntroduced by the Mayor of Santa Pola, MIGUEL ZARAGOZA
the ESSENTIAL read for expats
in spain !
F0R THE LOCALS BY THE L0CALS
Incorporating the INLAND paes….
Full of jokes, fun
and businesses in the
campo!
plus loads of
valuableinformation & advice…
and much much
more!
‘You’ve got it good’, there you go - someone
else said that to me (again) the other day.
Good? I’ve got a teenage son, and a dog
that’s a managed to build up, in a very
short space of time, a reputation as a bit of
a slapper.
Bloody hell…he’s 18 this month (my son,
Mitch –not the dog). The 6th to be exact,
and here I was planning on writing about
spring and fluffy bunnies, but eighteen…
bloody hell!
It goes so quick, doesn’t it? What I have
noticed is that, like rings on a tree, you
can tell how old they are by how often the
fridge opens. But blimey, 18! Forgive me,
but where did it go? Is it like that for all
parents when their kids come of age? As
always, being a parent, you learn as you go
– or ‘winging it’, which seems apt, but this
seems to have come along all of a sudden.
It seems like only yesterday that I was
clearing up behind him…oh, turns out it was
yesterday.
But it wasn’t that long ago, I’m sure, that
he was the perfect height to head-butt
me in the ‘nuggets’, which was the polite
name in the house at the time, and when
he started playing rugby, and very well too,
(aged 5). Golf too (at the same age) and
yeah, he was good at that too – winning his
first tournament aged six.
Then came motorbikes….my passion. It was
inevitable, I guess, that he’d want to ‘have
a go’ after helping in the pits when me and
my fellow racer (JD photographer, Mark
Welton) raced a few years ago. However, he
was headstrong – all throttle and no slowing
down – when he started, but he showed
potential. The next time out he took me by
surprise a couple of times and I had to work
hard, (really hard) to keep in front. Our last
outing resulted in a triumph of experience
over enthusiasm as Dad stayed on the track
while the young pretender ate dirt…literally.
A combination of racing everything in sight,
cold tyres, and a heavy throttle led to a
crash at around 60mph and a broken bike,
ruined leathers and, oh yeah…he broke his
wrist. Now, as bad as this may sound…I’m
glad he broke his wrist that day, and for
good reason. Because if he’d stayed on
for the next lap – when I came onto the
track on my bike– he would have beat me.
Despite the fact that I had a much more
powerful bike, he still would have beaten
me. And I couldn’t have that could I?
Now I look at him at 18 years old and he’s
teaching people to Scuba Dive and showing
more responsibility than I had at that age
(ok…and now) and I realise why I didn’t
want him to beat me that day. He didn’t
need to really, apart from the bragging
rights which I flimsily hold on to, he and I
both know that he’s overtaken me in some
things and oh, boy, does it make me proud.
And for all the cock ups his mum and I
made, we got one thing absolutely spot
on...and he’s in the bloody fridge again!
He’s gonna kill me when he sees this…
By the time you read this you will have noticed some-thing missing in your life here in Spain. It is with a heavy
heart that I write to you this month, with the sad news that Campo will no longer light up your life every month. I have had to make the heart breaking decision not to continue.
During the last few weeks while breaking the news to our clients, readers and distributors, many of whom have become friends to the team of Campo over the years from the very beginning of the crea-tion of Campo by Peter until the last copy came off the press, last month. I saw sadness in each and everyone.
You will still see me around as I help to introduce our friend Dave from the Jungle Drums who will provide you with all your advertising needs and a few laughs along the way. He better or he will have me to answer too. (Scary thought).
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say Adios to you all, thanks for the laughs and who knows like Arnie says “HASTA LUEGO BABY”
Regards
Maureen
SO SAD ADIOS
4/5 SANTA FISHING... a look at the industry
9 ANDREA BURNS inheritance tax
13 ASK THE LAWYER... reposessions
16/17 GRAN ALACANT... santa pola & ga
21 PUZZLES... grey matter workout
23 LA MARINA... all the Urb news 25 LETTERS... oh do you...?
26/7 MAP OF LA MARINA... guide to the urb
28-36 INLAND pages fun & business
37 NATURE... name that bird 41 MOTORING... the right way of doing it
43 COMPUTERS... are you lost...?
47 NIGEL JARDINE... getting your head around 49 HOROSCOPES... the only real ones ever.52/3 SMALL ADS... local businesses
55 BUSINESS DIRECTORY... all the businesses
this month
COVER SHOT
AT THE END OF THE DAYA Santa Pola fisherman hands over the fruit of a very hard day’s labour.Photo: Mark Weltonwww.foto23.info
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SantaFishing as a way of life.
A History Linked To The Sea
The first settlers in Santa Pola lived, during the Neolithic Period,
in “La Cueva de las Arañas”, a cave in the Carabassi area. From
time immemorial different cultures have left their archaeological
remains in Santa Pola. The Iberians: a walled settlement from the 4th
century BC called La Picola, where they traded with the Greeks. The Ro-
mans: a port which was the key to maritime trade: the “Portus Illicitanus”.
Miguel Zaragoza tells us that “during the 16th century the
Fortress-Castle and the watch towers were built to protect the population
from the pirates –the Berbers– who had settled in the island of Tabarca.
The fortification and later expulsion of the pirates from the island, in the
18th century, helped the permanent establishment of a centre of popula-
tion around the Castle, named Santa Pola, whose main economic activity
consisted of fishing. It became an independent town in 1812”.
“The current port has a location different from the historical one,
due to the establishment of the Royal Customs in Santa Pola in 1844,
which helped the construction of the present quay. The years between
1950 and 1973 were its real splendour period, when it became the first
fishing port of the Spanish Mediterranean, taking the number of boats and
the unloading of fresh fish in consideration. Its fleet was distributed be-
tween the Atlantic and Mediterranean fishing grounds, in total 130 boats,
with 90% trawling and the rest devoted to lesser arts. There were good
days for the fishing in Santa Pola”, admits the mayor.
The Port Of Santa Pola TodayIn the 21st century the fleet has decreased, although 80 boats go on with
4 main specialities: trawling, fishing line, fish trap and “trasmallo”. The
nautical activity is very important, with the port of the yacht club (Club
Náutico Santa Pola) and a sports marina (Marina Miramar).
Miguel Zaragoza feels proud of the fact that ”the fish market
(lonja) is one of the most important of the Mediterranean Sea. Here, an
average of 3,000 boxes of fish are sold at auction every day, according to
a computerized system and the Dutch auction, that is, every box of fish
starts its auction at a high price and it goes down until the buyer thinks
it is correct, then he activates a remote control and the box is automati-
cally knocked. Later, the box goes out thanks to a conveyor belt with an
identity label where the buyer’s name, the date of the capture, the way
of fishing used, the name of the boat and the bar code for public health
inspection are shown.
Santa Pola is a synonym for sea, fishing, salt, nature, beach…This quite village of Alicante surrounded by the Mediterranean has a deep connection with fish-ing from the beginning of the days. We spoke to its mayor, Miguel Zaragoza, about the past, present and future of the town.
PolaThe Quality Trade Mark “Peix De Santa Pola”Miguel Zaragoza Fernández is the mayor of Santa Pola from 2003. Al-
though he is a nurse, he started his career on a fishing boat, like many
other youngters of Santa Pola, and he could know personally the hard
work in the middle of the sea: “the world of the fishing is so deep-rooted
in our town that it is inseparable of any other activity. Everything here has
a link to the sea. All the families still have, directly or indirectly, a member
who depends on the fishing industry”.
The mayor explains to us “from the town hall we are working side
by side with the Fishermen’s Association (Cofradía de Pescadores) look-
ing for the best possible quality of life for the seamen and their families.
Thanks to that collaboration and to the excellent work of the Major Skip-
per of the Cofradía, José Ramón García, and our councillor for fishing
Loreto Serrano, the mark “Peix de Santa Pola” was born 6 years ago,
whose aim is to promote the quality of our fresh fish and to complement
the fishing activity with the gastronomic tourism, thanks to our traditional
and varied gastronomy based on fish and shellfish of the bay. The qual-
ity of all those products and the good cooks make eating in Santa Pola a
must for the visitors”.
The fish shops and restaurants of any corner of Spain which buys fish and
shellfish in our fish market get the quality emblem “Peix de Santa Pola”,
which has already become a symbol very valued by the consumer.
According to Miguel Zaragoza, “we have managed to give value
to the species that were not demanded in the market and were thrown
away. Now, we can say satisfactorily that the Cofradía has not any excess,
everything is sold”. Moreover, the Cofradía created its own selling point of
fish where we can buy fresh fish of very good price.
Finally, just to say our mayor is the greatest defender of “Peix de
Santa Pola” because when you buy it you can be completely sure of what
you are eating. Our fish has all the legal procedures of sanitary revisions
and its quality is more than excellent. “I would like to invite you to con-
sume “Peix de Santa Pola”, the fish of our town because you will help the
sailor men of our town and you will enjoy one of the best quality products
than you can find”.
next month...we take a closer look at the fish, the boats and the people.
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SantaFishing as a way of life.
A History Linked To The Sea
The first settlers in Santa Pola lived, during the Neolithic Period,
in “La Cueva de las Arañas”, a cave in the Carabassi area. From
time immemorial different cultures have left their archaeological
remains in Santa Pola. The Iberians: a walled settlement from the 4th
century BC called La Picola, where they traded with the Greeks. The Ro-
mans: a port which was the key to maritime trade: the “Portus Illicitanus”.
Miguel Zaragoza tells us that “during the 16th century the
Fortress-Castle and the watch towers were built to protect the population
from the pirates –the Berbers– who had settled in the island of Tabarca.
The fortification and later expulsion of the pirates from the island, in the
18th century, helped the permanent establishment of a centre of popula-
tion around the Castle, named Santa Pola, whose main economic activity
consisted of fishing. It became an independent town in 1812”.
“The current port has a location different from the historical one,
due to the establishment of the Royal Customs in Santa Pola in 1844,
which helped the construction of the present quay. The years between
1950 and 1973 were its real splendour period, when it became the first
fishing port of the Spanish Mediterranean, taking the number of boats and
the unloading of fresh fish in consideration. Its fleet was distributed be-
tween the Atlantic and Mediterranean fishing grounds, in total 130 boats,
with 90% trawling and the rest devoted to lesser arts. There were good
days for the fishing in Santa Pola”, admits the mayor.
The Port Of Santa Pola TodayIn the 21st century the fleet has decreased, although 80 boats go on with
4 main specialities: trawling, fishing line, fish trap and “trasmallo”. The
nautical activity is very important, with the port of the yacht club (Club
Náutico Santa Pola) and a sports marina (Marina Miramar).
Miguel Zaragoza feels proud of the fact that ”the fish market
(lonja) is one of the most important of the Mediterranean Sea. Here, an
average of 3,000 boxes of fish are sold at auction every day, according to
a computerized system and the Dutch auction, that is, every box of fish
starts its auction at a high price and it goes down until the buyer thinks
it is correct, then he activates a remote control and the box is automati-
cally knocked. Later, the box goes out thanks to a conveyor belt with an
identity label where the buyer’s name, the date of the capture, the way
of fishing used, the name of the boat and the bar code for public health
inspection are shown.
Santa Pola is a synonym for sea, fishing, salt, nature, beach…This quite village of Alicante surrounded by the Mediterranean has a deep connection with fish-ing from the beginning of the days. We spoke to its mayor, Miguel Zaragoza, about the past, present and future of the town.
PolaThe Quality Trade Mark “Peix De Santa Pola”Miguel Zaragoza Fernández is the mayor of Santa Pola from 2003. Al-
though he is a nurse, he started his career on a fishing boat, like many
other youngters of Santa Pola, and he could know personally the hard
work in the middle of the sea: “the world of the fishing is so deep-rooted
in our town that it is inseparable of any other activity. Everything here has
a link to the sea. All the families still have, directly or indirectly, a member
who depends on the fishing industry”.
The mayor explains to us “from the town hall we are working side
by side with the Fishermen’s Association (Cofradía de Pescadores) look-
ing for the best possible quality of life for the seamen and their families.
Thanks to that collaboration and to the excellent work of the Major Skip-
per of the Cofradía, José Ramón García, and our councillor for fishing
Loreto Serrano, the mark “Peix de Santa Pola” was born 6 years ago,
whose aim is to promote the quality of our fresh fish and to complement
the fishing activity with the gastronomic tourism, thanks to our traditional
and varied gastronomy based on fish and shellfish of the bay. The qual-
ity of all those products and the good cooks make eating in Santa Pola a
must for the visitors”.
The fish shops and restaurants of any corner of Spain which buys fish and
shellfish in our fish market get the quality emblem “Peix de Santa Pola”,
which has already become a symbol very valued by the consumer.
According to Miguel Zaragoza, “we have managed to give value
to the species that were not demanded in the market and were thrown
away. Now, we can say satisfactorily that the Cofradía has not any excess,
everything is sold”. Moreover, the Cofradía created its own selling point of
fish where we can buy fresh fish of very good price.
Finally, just to say our mayor is the greatest defender of “Peix de
Santa Pola” because when you buy it you can be completely sure of what
you are eating. Our fish has all the legal procedures of sanitary revisions
and its quality is more than excellent. “I would like to invite you to con-
sume “Peix de Santa Pola”, the fish of our town because you will help the
sailor men of our town and you will enjoy one of the best quality products
than you can find”.
next month...we take a closer look at the fish, the boats and the people.
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An issue that concerns every British
property owner in Spain is the Spanish
Inheritance Tax. Firstly, there are two
major differences to the UK that I’d like to
point out:
1. The taxable person is the recipient.
The inheritance tax is levied on acquisi-
tions, not on transfers. In the UK, it is the
estate of the deceased which is subject to
tax. In Spain, the recipient of the lifetime
gift or inheritance is the taxpayer.
2. Spouses are not exempt.
In the UK, a spouse is generally an ex-
empt beneficiary. In Spain, that is not the
case. Spouses are taxed exactly the same
as adult children.
I have mentioned this in a previous article,
but it is worth repeating. Although you
“jointly” own your property, you are each
the sole owner of 50% of the property (the
classic case of a married couple, unless
you bought in different proportions and
stated as such in the deeds). Upon inherit-
ing your late spouse’s 50% share you will
have the same tax allowance as any adult
child, but you will not be exempt.
At the moment, the tax free allowance
for non-residents still stands at a mere
16,000€ for a spouse/adult child.
For residents it was raised to 40,000€ not
so long ago.
The tax office also grant a 99 percent tax
deduction to a resident
bereaved spouse. But
on the conditions that:
• both the deceased
and the heir are tax-
paying residents
• they have been
residing in the prop-
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of said inheritance tax,
for a minimum of five
years
• they have been reg-
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Padrón.
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It is obvious, and unfortunately very common these days, that given the current financial crisis, some owners are unable to keep up with the mortgage on their property. The process of repossession from the bank begins when payments have not been paid for three or four months; it is then passed to the bank’s legal department, following which an action by them is brought against the owners.
For example, a couple Mr and Mrs Orange bought a property in Spain 7 years ago for €150,000, with a mortgage of €100,000. Mr and Mrs Orange wrongly assume that by handing over the keys to the bank the process will be completed and nothing further will be claimed, however, this is not the case.
The Bank puts the property up for auction at Court, and if there is no bidder, it takes the property for 50% of its auction value, say in this case, €50,000; but Mr and Mrs Orange would still owe the bank another €50,000 (the possibility of the bank claiming the said amount in their country of origin will be dealt with in a future article).
What happens with the property? Once the Bank owns the house, it is put for sale. We have several clients and investors that have been asking us, as Lawyers, about this kind of property, given that some banks do provide us with this information.
What are the fiscal, economic and legal advantages of buying a repossessed property?
Fiscal benefits and bank expenses: Saving 1% of stamp duty in the event of a subrogation of the bank’s mortgage (no new mortgage has to be requested by clients who want bank funding;
the existing one can be used). Therefore the expenses for notary and registry are also lower, as is the valuation (the value is already provided by the bank), and opening fees, etc. are also avoided.
Economic benefits: Many of the properties are below 20-30% of the market value, given that the it is in the banks’ interest to sell them as soon as possible, as it is a disadvantage for them to retain them on their balance sheets, besides having to pay to the Bank of Spain.
Legal benefits: Properties are bought directly from the Bank, who is the legitimate owner, therefore, there are no third parties involved, nor charges that do not come from that same Bank. It is very secure method of purchase.
In short, “the bank always wins”. At JLCA & As.-Lawyers, we can offer an economic cost-benefit study and comprehensive legal advice, should you be considering the option of acquiring property through auction, which is confidential information that we have.
The competitive benefits of this type of purchase are that the property is already built - it is not off-plan, you can view the property, and reach an agreement with the bank, confident that we will oversee all the legal processes on your behalf.
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The GA train will make a much awaited return at the end of March.New, faster and covering more of GA!Look out for it soon!!Chuff, Chuff!
SubterfugeThe new 300.000€ recreational centre complete with
playgrounds for all ages, will be enjoyed by the residents
of GA. for many years to come.
Unfortunately it is situated at the junction of the busiest
exit road and roundabout in GA, without parking
facilities.
A wonderful idea but in the wrong place!
A park already exists, not five minutes’ walk from the new
centre at the library complex with parking facilities. Last
year, tax payers’ money was spent on improvements.
The children’s playground was extended and updated;
petanca area was created; trees planted; flower beds
renewed; lighting and paths improved.
It has become the focal point, meeting place, the
community heart! Fiestas take place here. bouncy
castles and live concerts. During the summer months a
cafe opens where you can sit under the trees, drinking
coffee watching the world go by. Meet neighbours
on their way to the library or medical centre. Local
policemen stop for a chat. People sit on the benches
reading or working on their computers. Parents pick up
their children from the school bus. The playground is
always a hive of activity.
Here, can be found the best views in GA!
Therein lays the problem, for this is the site where the
Council wants to build a hotel. In this recession, if, a
hotel is needed, first finish the one along the N332.
If the hotel goes ahead then the cost to the residents
of GA will be the destruction of this beautiful public
area. Hence the subterfuge, build a new recreational
centre and hope that the residents will not notice the
destruction
Here is a thought, will Altomar I and Gran Vista’s
privacy be compromised? Do the residents of these
urbanizaciones want people peering, from their hotel
balconies, into their homes and gardens?
GA appeared to be one of the last unspoilt areas
in Spain. Foreigners who purchased homes were
attracted by the open spaces and green areas, not
hotels and supermarkets.
YOUR PHOTOS
Hi JDI thought it was a wind up when I was told the caterpillars march in a line but here are some photos I just took in GA. Ugh!!! Karen Biddledont forget they are dangerous to dogs and cats
Dear friends, hello again, Firstly, I would like to reply to the false accusations expelled about my person and my Popular Party team. I would like to answer directly to the person who wrote the article called “GA covered in concrete” but, unfortunately, that person did not dare to sign it and did not give a name to the unfair and inappropriate accusations about myself. I want to make it clear that every house built in Gran Alacant (even shopping areas and other infrastructure mentioned in that article) comes from the General Urban Development Plan of 1985 approved by the Socialist Party (PSOE), when I was 8 years old.That plan has allowed the massive construction of houses in Gran Alacant, without any order or projection for the future. The narrow pavements and the street lights in the middle of them, as well as the urban disaster in many urbanisations are also thanks to that plan dated from 1985.
My party and our mayor have designed a new General Urban Development Plan which came into force a short period of time ago. This new plan, much more respectful towards the environment since it protects almost 70% of the municipal land (the Sierra of Santa Pola around Gran Alacant and all the green areas included), will force the construction companies to build in a different way, with wide pavements and avenues and modern and appropriate to 21st century street furniture, which you all deserve. It also will make possible the connection between Santa Pola and Gran Alacant through the N-332 road.
It seems to me that it is not correct to talk about what is not known and to accuse people without clear reasons only to make people doubt and make Loreto Cascales look like a liar and environmentally unfriendly. I do not hide, I do sign all my texts. Moreover, when I give my word, I keep it. If somebody has any doubt, as our unknown friend says, you are invited to come to my office and speak to me, my door has been, is and will be always open for all the people who want to go in, whichever nationality they are and wherever they come from. In Gran
Alacant, we are all important and, at least to me, we all count.
Regarding the sentence of the article where it is stated that Gran Alacant is the piggy bank of Santa Pola, I would like to ask the author if he/she has the appropriate figures to make that kind of statements or somebody else has told him/her that as a figment of the imagination. The fact that the president of the government of PSOE, Mr. Zapatero, has led Spain to a deep crisis, that we are being one of the last European countries to recover and that we are one of the countries with more unemployment, I think all that is not my responsibility or my mayor’s. If the establishments of Gran Alacant and, in general, in Spain are not working at the moment, it is due to those who are governing at a national level.
I may be wrong in some things and many promises will take long or short time to come, but it is shown that since I am the councillor of this area, Gran Alacant has changed: the municipal office, the library, the school, the health centre, the asphalt of the streets, the shelters, many of the pavements, the viewpoint of Escandinavia Avenue, the improvement of “Clot de Galvany”and many other things have not been paid by the National Government’s Plan E. The town council, the Diputación de Alicante or the Generalitat Valenciana paid all that. Of course, the most important to me is not who pays the projects, but to get them for a better Gran Alacant to live in. Whether people like it or not, I am achieving it. (What’s more, if I make those projects be paid by other administrations, it is much better for the santapoleros’ pockets).
Me, of course, I keep the last 7th February at the opening of the new “Sierra de Santa Pola” municipal park. Thanks to all those people who were there, I felt happy because in days like that one where plans come true for the people of your town, the work, the worries and the unfair criticism that I receive every day are left in the background. And I see I am capable of getting a better quality of life for the Gran Alacant population. (see photos above)
Biblioteca Internacional Gran Alacant
The International Library of Gran Alacant offers the following activities:
SPANISH FOR FOREIGN PEOPLE (beginners & intermediate) LANGUAGE CLUB - INTERNET BASIC (for english speaking people)
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ENGLISH FOR TRAVELLERS - PILATESLATIN DANCING - BALLROOM DANCING - BATUKA + FITNESS
BATUKA + BELLYDANCE - HIP-HOP, STREETDANCE...
Further information at the Library Av. Escandinavia, 31, or by mail [email protected]
or by phone 966697110
Dear Mr. Whatley,
I would like to answer to the writing you have sent to the Jungle Drums and
that affects directly to me.
I think that what you are saying about me it is not fair for different reason and
I would like to think it is because you do not have the necessary information:
1 - Juani Soriano, the representative of the PSOE party in Gran Alacant has
been writing her column in the Jungle Drums for long time (even before
than me) and I can assure you she wrote in a higher political tone than me.
She is not writing anymore because she has decided not to do it. Anyway, I
cannot remember anybody from the Popular Party asking her to tone down
her political level in her writings, among other things, because I think we are
living in a free country where everybody can say what they think. You can
share or not the different opinions (and I can tell that the Jungle Drums does
give the opportunity to speak to everybody not looking to the political party
you belong to) but you cannot shut up the different voices there can be in a
community. I think that is something wrong.
2- I belong to the Popular Party. I have been the first councillor that Gran
Alacant has (because not any other party thought about Gran Alacant like
us) and I can say proudly I have done nearly all the first things in this area:
the first municipal office, the first municipal library, the first public school,
the first see-viewing points, the first municipal parks, the first public health
centre, the trees, the wide pathways, the cleaning and fencing of the Clot...
and all these projects that we did in Gran Alacant have not been paid by the
Central Government but also by the Valencian Governments, the Diputacion
de Alicante or the Santa Pola Town Hall. (Please, do not try to make people
believe that all the projects done in Gran Alacant have been paid by the
central government because then you are not telling the truth).
3 - I have never denied that “some” of the projects done recently in Gran
Alacant are paid by the central government. In fact, in one of my articles in
the Jungle Drums I said the following sentence: “Santa Pola has received a
subsidy from the Central Government.” ( and then I attached the projects
and the amount of money they cost). What you have not said in your writing
is that every single town or city in Spain has received the same type of
subsidy from the Spanish government, so I do not have more help from this
government than the rest of Spanish cities. We received the money from
them but you did not explain in your writing that our mayor, Miguel Zaragoza,
decided where to invest this money and how to do it. Miguel decided to invest
more than 2.5 million euros in Gran Alacant (and not in any other place of
Santa Pola) and I have been the person who have been together with the
technical people deciding how to do them and trying that the companies
do their job properly. Nobody from the central government has decided the
design of the municipal park or any other project. (I would like to ask you for
giving complete information to the readers and not only a part of it).
4 - I will write in Jungle Drums informing the people of Gran Alacant what
is going on, saying that I belong to the Popular Party because it is like that.
Finally, I would like to invite you, Mr. Whatley, to come and speak with
me because, maybe, you will change your opinion about Loreto Cascales.
Sometimes, it is more important to look to the person and not only to the
policitian (or the political party) you have in your town.
Loreto’s response to Bob Whately (see letters page)
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The GA train will make a much awaited return at the end of March.New, faster and covering more of GA!Look out for it soon!!Chuff, Chuff!
SubterfugeThe new 300.000€ recreational centre complete with
playgrounds for all ages, will be enjoyed by the residents
of GA. for many years to come.
Unfortunately it is situated at the junction of the busiest
exit road and roundabout in GA, without parking
facilities.
A wonderful idea but in the wrong place!
A park already exists, not five minutes’ walk from the new
centre at the library complex with parking facilities. Last
year, tax payers’ money was spent on improvements.
The children’s playground was extended and updated;
petanca area was created; trees planted; flower beds
renewed; lighting and paths improved.
It has become the focal point, meeting place, the
community heart! Fiestas take place here. bouncy
castles and live concerts. During the summer months a
cafe opens where you can sit under the trees, drinking
coffee watching the world go by. Meet neighbours
on their way to the library or medical centre. Local
policemen stop for a chat. People sit on the benches
reading or working on their computers. Parents pick up
their children from the school bus. The playground is
always a hive of activity.
Here, can be found the best views in GA!
Therein lays the problem, for this is the site where the
Council wants to build a hotel. In this recession, if, a
hotel is needed, first finish the one along the N332.
If the hotel goes ahead then the cost to the residents
of GA will be the destruction of this beautiful public
area. Hence the subterfuge, build a new recreational
centre and hope that the residents will not notice the
destruction
Here is a thought, will Altomar I and Gran Vista’s
privacy be compromised? Do the residents of these
urbanizaciones want people peering, from their hotel
balconies, into their homes and gardens?
GA appeared to be one of the last unspoilt areas
in Spain. Foreigners who purchased homes were
attracted by the open spaces and green areas, not
hotels and supermarkets.
YOUR PHOTOS
Hi JDI thought it was a wind up when I was told the caterpillars march in a line but here are some photos I just took in GA. Ugh!!! Karen Biddledont forget they are dangerous to dogs and cats
Dear friends, hello again, Firstly, I would like to reply to the false accusations expelled about my person and my Popular Party team. I would like to answer directly to the person who wrote the article called “GA covered in concrete” but, unfortunately, that person did not dare to sign it and did not give a name to the unfair and inappropriate accusations about myself. I want to make it clear that every house built in Gran Alacant (even shopping areas and other infrastructure mentioned in that article) comes from the General Urban Development Plan of 1985 approved by the Socialist Party (PSOE), when I was 8 years old.That plan has allowed the massive construction of houses in Gran Alacant, without any order or projection for the future. The narrow pavements and the street lights in the middle of them, as well as the urban disaster in many urbanisations are also thanks to that plan dated from 1985.
My party and our mayor have designed a new General Urban Development Plan which came into force a short period of time ago. This new plan, much more respectful towards the environment since it protects almost 70% of the municipal land (the Sierra of Santa Pola around Gran Alacant and all the green areas included), will force the construction companies to build in a different way, with wide pavements and avenues and modern and appropriate to 21st century street furniture, which you all deserve. It also will make possible the connection between Santa Pola and Gran Alacant through the N-332 road.
It seems to me that it is not correct to talk about what is not known and to accuse people without clear reasons only to make people doubt and make Loreto Cascales look like a liar and environmentally unfriendly. I do not hide, I do sign all my texts. Moreover, when I give my word, I keep it. If somebody has any doubt, as our unknown friend says, you are invited to come to my office and speak to me, my door has been, is and will be always open for all the people who want to go in, whichever nationality they are and wherever they come from. In Gran
Alacant, we are all important and, at least to me, we all count.
Regarding the sentence of the article where it is stated that Gran Alacant is the piggy bank of Santa Pola, I would like to ask the author if he/she has the appropriate figures to make that kind of statements or somebody else has told him/her that as a figment of the imagination. The fact that the president of the government of PSOE, Mr. Zapatero, has led Spain to a deep crisis, that we are being one of the last European countries to recover and that we are one of the countries with more unemployment, I think all that is not my responsibility or my mayor’s. If the establishments of Gran Alacant and, in general, in Spain are not working at the moment, it is due to those who are governing at a national level.
I may be wrong in some things and many promises will take long or short time to come, but it is shown that since I am the councillor of this area, Gran Alacant has changed: the municipal office, the library, the school, the health centre, the asphalt of the streets, the shelters, many of the pavements, the viewpoint of Escandinavia Avenue, the improvement of “Clot de Galvany”and many other things have not been paid by the National Government’s Plan E. The town council, the Diputación de Alicante or the Generalitat Valenciana paid all that. Of course, the most important to me is not who pays the projects, but to get them for a better Gran Alacant to live in. Whether people like it or not, I am achieving it. (What’s more, if I make those projects be paid by other administrations, it is much better for the santapoleros’ pockets).
Me, of course, I keep the last 7th February at the opening of the new “Sierra de Santa Pola” municipal park. Thanks to all those people who were there, I felt happy because in days like that one where plans come true for the people of your town, the work, the worries and the unfair criticism that I receive every day are left in the background. And I see I am capable of getting a better quality of life for the Gran Alacant population. (see photos above)
Biblioteca Internacional Gran Alacant
The International Library of Gran Alacant offers the following activities:
SPANISH FOR FOREIGN PEOPLE (beginners & intermediate) LANGUAGE CLUB - INTERNET BASIC (for english speaking people)
VALENCIÀ - CREATIVE WORKSHOPS (for children over 6 years)THEATRE FOR CHILDREN (3-5 years and over 6 years)
ENGLISH FOR TRAVELLERS - PILATESLATIN DANCING - BALLROOM DANCING - BATUKA + FITNESS
BATUKA + BELLYDANCE - HIP-HOP, STREETDANCE...
Further information at the Library Av. Escandinavia, 31, or by mail [email protected]
or by phone 966697110
Dear Mr. Whatley,
I would like to answer to the writing you have sent to the Jungle Drums and
that affects directly to me.
I think that what you are saying about me it is not fair for different reason and
I would like to think it is because you do not have the necessary information:
1 - Juani Soriano, the representative of the PSOE party in Gran Alacant has
been writing her column in the Jungle Drums for long time (even before
than me) and I can assure you she wrote in a higher political tone than me.
She is not writing anymore because she has decided not to do it. Anyway, I
cannot remember anybody from the Popular Party asking her to tone down
her political level in her writings, among other things, because I think we are
living in a free country where everybody can say what they think. You can
share or not the different opinions (and I can tell that the Jungle Drums does
give the opportunity to speak to everybody not looking to the political party
you belong to) but you cannot shut up the different voices there can be in a
community. I think that is something wrong.
2- I belong to the Popular Party. I have been the first councillor that Gran
Alacant has (because not any other party thought about Gran Alacant like
us) and I can say proudly I have done nearly all the first things in this area:
the first municipal office, the first municipal library, the first public school,
the first see-viewing points, the first municipal parks, the first public health
centre, the trees, the wide pathways, the cleaning and fencing of the Clot...
and all these projects that we did in Gran Alacant have not been paid by the
Central Government but also by the Valencian Governments, the Diputacion
de Alicante or the Santa Pola Town Hall. (Please, do not try to make people
believe that all the projects done in Gran Alacant have been paid by the
central government because then you are not telling the truth).
3 - I have never denied that “some” of the projects done recently in Gran
Alacant are paid by the central government. In fact, in one of my articles in
the Jungle Drums I said the following sentence: “Santa Pola has received a
subsidy from the Central Government.” ( and then I attached the projects
and the amount of money they cost). What you have not said in your writing
is that every single town or city in Spain has received the same type of
subsidy from the Spanish government, so I do not have more help from this
government than the rest of Spanish cities. We received the money from
them but you did not explain in your writing that our mayor, Miguel Zaragoza,
decided where to invest this money and how to do it. Miguel decided to invest
more than 2.5 million euros in Gran Alacant (and not in any other place of
Santa Pola) and I have been the person who have been together with the
technical people deciding how to do them and trying that the companies
do their job properly. Nobody from the central government has decided the
design of the municipal park or any other project. (I would like to ask you for
giving complete information to the readers and not only a part of it).
4 - I will write in Jungle Drums informing the people of Gran Alacant what
is going on, saying that I belong to the Popular Party because it is like that.
Finally, I would like to invite you, Mr. Whatley, to come and speak with
me because, maybe, you will change your opinion about Loreto Cascales.
Sometimes, it is more important to look to the person and not only to the
policitian (or the political party) you have in your town.
Loreto’s response to Bob Whately (see letters page)
s i e r r a d e S a n t a Po l a p a r a k o p e n i n g
IMPORTANT EVENT NOTICE
LIFE RESORT 12 MARCH 2010
THE BRISTISH CONSULATE OF
ALICANTE IN CONJUCTION WITH
THE AYUNTAMIENTO OF SANTA POLA
IS GIVING A TALK ABOUT PEN-
SIONS-HEALTH CARE ETC. TO THE
LOCAL BRITSIH COMUNITY
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I am not overly religious, but neither am I anti-religion:
I have my own beliefs which are personal. But as a
fully paid-up member of the La Marina community I like
to see it looking nice, and attractive to live in. What’s
happening to the church? Perhaps it’s down to the
miserable un-Spanish weather we’ve been experiencing
lately – I’m sure it wasn’t like this in February when I first
came here – but I was walking past it the other day, and
a more un church-like building you couldn’t wish to see.
Ok, I’m English, and where we come from churches are
very old, very traditional. There are a few modern ones,
but…is ours here really supposed to look a half-finished
warehouse built by the co-op? I suppose it all comes
back to the time-honoured subject of money – or lack
of it – as to why it appears to be as though the builders
have just downed tools and walked away – any ideas?
I hope that by the time you read this the weather has
improved, the only (minor) consolation is that it’s the
same over most of Europe; the UK looks very cold with
more snow and ice to come. Can’t go on here - can it?
Anyone been to the big new Chinese
takeaway? You know, the non-food one on the N332, on
the old Mortar Mavik site. There you can buy everything
you could always buy at any of the other smaller ones,
it’s just that…well, I don’t know really, there must be
some point to it, mustn’t there: can you let me know?
I’ve been, just to say I’ve been, and although I didn’t
buy anything, my wife did – I’m sure the cushion covers
will come in hand, we’ve only got fifty-seven. Oh, and
you can never have enough plastic boxes, can you?
That shopping centre adjacent to the new Chink by
Mercadonna worries me. At present rate of progress –
or lack of it – it will be full of shops and businesses by
the end of the century (not saying which one).
By the way I hear the La Marina
train has been withdrawn from service until June.
Hopefully by then the trippers will all be here to make
good use of it… Back here in LM we struggle on, but in
my experience as Easter approaches, so do the green
shoots appear and hey-presto – we’re back to normal!
Before you know it we’ll be bemoaning the lack of water,
the heat of the sun, the strength of the pound v the euro
(sorry, I forgot, we’re doing that last one already), and
every day life returns here in paradise! See you soon
Fouleye
Right – now that I have your attention I confess that
this is not that sort of column – or magazine! It is about
some peculiarities that exist between the sexes. I
first noticed there were real differences between the
sexes, apart from the obvious physical ones, when my
sisters, one older and one younger, seemed to know
instinctively how to play our Dad; whereas I didn’t have
a clue. The younger one let me into the secret once,
years too late of course: apparently you had to put on
a woebegone expression, look down, and say Da-ad…
He would put his hand instinctively into his pocket,
and there you are, - well, they were - five bob she
said; never failed! My type of dialogue in those days
with my ex-military father was more of the one-way
(downwards) variety, as in
‘Here’s two bob, go and get your hair cut’. By dint
of necessary research I knew the Polish barber off
Mansfield Road would do it for one and six, and the
change was mine. Hardly in my sisters’ league though,
was it? In an effort to try to even things up, as a boy
I was brought up to open doors for ladies, and stand
up when they came into a room; even raise my cap
to senior ladies when I was small. Old ladies were my
speciality (still are):
‘Such a nice polite boy, your John, Mrs McGregor…’.
You can see where I got my pocket money from then,
can’t you? Except that Mum never seemed to have
much spare money, bless her. If Mum was always
there for me throughout my life I never seemed to
get on the right side of Dad in those days, whereas
my lovely sisters had it instinctively – in spades! My
older sister was a nightmare to follow. Everything
she touched turned to gold: ten ‘O’ levels, three ‘A’s,
university, BA and MA. Just to spice that up she played
hockey for the county. So where was I when the brains
were being handed out? At the barbers I should think!
As if that wasn’t bad enough my younger sister won
one of seven free scholarships to the High School in
our city during her eleven plus year. I wasn’t thick, you
understand but compared to them I was - and Dad
didn’t get it: he was not impressed. The point I am
clumsily trying to make is that they had brains AND
animal cunning built into their female DNA: and I’m still
trying to figure out how and why?
I never recovered from this poor, inferior-status start.
On an early date I missed most of one James Bond
film – Goldfinger, I think it was, must see it through one
day – trying to work out how I was going to put my arm
round Marilyn Weightman in the dark confined space.
Why was it we lads had to make all the running? The
girls seem to hold all the aces, they said yes or no
(depending on the question!): it seemed grossly unfair
to me to have to walk nervously across a dance-
floor and risk humiliating rejection when pleading for
temporary companionship in time to the music. Here
you will note my use of ‘dance’ rather than ‘disco’ – that
gives away my age!
This then brings me nicely to more confusing gender
roles: just as I was plucking up courage, and beginning
to get the hang of it all, along came – feminism!. Apart
from the burning your bra (didn’t it hurt?), the serious
bit was that women got a bit more militant – yes, ok,
you needed to, I realise that, but…secretly, you still
wanted to be wooed and romanced. You still do now,
I know; I’ve just bin there on Valentines Day (did my
bit, girls).
But we lads of all ages are a bit confused these days,
aren’t we fellas? I was on the first wave of ‘new men’,
going over the top in the name of equality in the
seventies. Sadly I didn’t get in to see my two children
born, at the last minute both times it wasn’t going well:
the modern miracle of caesareans took over, and I was
booted out. I gather fledging Dads are even included
in those operations these days. But hey, afterwards I
got my hands dirty early, and I have to say I loved it.
The grotty side, or end, held no fears and I loved all the
toddler feeding, nappies (real Terry ones, not namby-
pamby disposables), baths, bedtime stories, all that
stuff. My preferred age of children is from birth, up until
the age when they can answer you back!
I suppose the penny should have dropped then, when
I found my son, a chip off the old block, obediently did
as he was told – and his younger sister didn’t. And
yet the funny thing was she seemed to be able to get
round me easily, no matter what. Hey, hang on, I’ve
just realised something – wasn’t this where I came in?
Sons - sisters – women – daughters - fathers. Yes,
we’ve gone full circle, another generation has passed
FOULEYE’S
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SMITHY IS RIGHT'Smithy' (JD Feb) is so right, the PP Mayor
and his Councillors seem hell bent on
destroying any green spaces that are
left in Gran Alacant. Arguably there has
been too much building anyway and they
now want to fill in every bit of open land
between urbanisations, creating wall-to-
wall concrete.
The latest proposal is for a market place
on the land just below the sports cen-
tre on the only piece of green space left
in the area, near to six urbanisations
including the Life Resort. This will be at
massive expense being on a hill, will in-
volve grubbing up of trees and is the last
place for a market. It is so far from the
main parts of G.A.that most traders and
customers will be reluctant to make the
journey. If a new market place is neces-
sary surely it would be better to have it on
the lower part of Gran Alacant - it could
be situated on the spare land behind the
Commercial Centre and car wash (sched-
uled for another supermarket) - there are
various other sites I could suggest.
Demolishing the municipal office, health
clinic and library (then rebuilding these fa-
cilities on green land next to Monte Faro)
to make way for a hotel is a scandalous
waste of resources and materials.
Building on every possible bit of land
does not do down well with voters and
people like to live within walking distance
of green spaces, so we can only hope
that Mayor Zaragosa and the council will
wake up to this fact before it is too late.
It would be better to develop local green
zones rather than to spend loads of (Plan
E) money from the government creating a
pretty pretty park next to the most dan-
gerous roundabout in Gran Alacant.
Yours truly. Rose Jackson
See Loreto’s response on the GA
page.
BLAME BROWNGran Alacant
Hi
Reference a letter from "Michael and
Rita, Rojales" in the February edi-
tion, it is the weak GBP which has
affected the exchange rate for British
ex-pats here and not a weak Euro. So
any issue on this should be directed
to Dr Gordon "no more boom and
bust" Brown, 10 Downing St, London.
The racist tone of that letter and its
ignorance (lack of knowledge) were
dreadful. IH
Oooh.
DOWNLOADHi. can I download the mag anywhere
?. I have downloaded a PDF copy
via the 'Issuu' web site by it is a bit
unreadable in places. Is the Spanish
subscription 'Free'.... if so how do I
do it. Hope this is possible as the trek
from 'Montecid Urbanisation'(near
Monforte Del Cid) all the way over
to Gran Alacant to hunt around for
a copy, proves fruitless sometimes.
Thanks Guy and Lyn at a very 'cold'
Montecid.
Guy and Lyn Mitchell
Hiya,
Yes, you will soon be able to do
it directly from the website – we
are in the process of updating
it at the moment so bear with
us. Meanwhile the copy on Is-
suu should be better quality this
month. ED.
IT’S PROPOGANDA!
Dear Editor,
I am am a keen reader of Jungle
Drums and I think that you provide
a valuable service to the Expat Brit
community. However, I do have one
point of issue with the magazine and
that is the monthly column by Loreto
Cascales. I have no objection to
factual information from Santa Pola
Council, but Loreto's column is fast
becoming a monthly party politi-
cal broadcast for the Popular Party.
What makes matters worse is that
many of the improvements that she
boasts about are actually paid for by
"Plan E" money from the Socialist
government.
I would point out that not all your
readers are natural supporters of the
Popular Party (equivalent to the UK
Conservatives) and perhaps it would
be a good idea to ask her to tone it
down a bit or for the magazine to
introduce more political balance.
All the best,
Bob. Gran Alacant
Hi Bob,
We’ve passed on your comments
to Loreto and she has responded
through her article on the GA
page. However, speaking for the
magazine, I let the writers write,
and the readers judge. ED.
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Bless ‘im... Throughout our marriage, my wife has always stood by my side. She had to. We’ve only got one chair.
I was showing my wife this one. I said, ‘Look at this dear.’ I always call her dear. She’s got antlers growing out of the side of her head.
I was woken up this morning by a tap on the door. I must remember to get the plumber to take it off.
There have been times that I have known disappointment, even despair. The public never realised because I was laughing on the outside while I was crying on the inside. Very dangerous that - you could easily drown.
At the Royal Command Performance 1964, Tommy walks on stage with a heater he says, ‘They told me to go out and warm the crowd up.’
A man walked into a bar. Ouch.........It was an iron bar.
A woman told her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’ The doctor said, ‘It’s old age.’ The woman said, ‘I want a second opinion.’ The doctor says, ‘OK. You’re ugly as well.’
A man is trying to sell his dog. So he stops another man and says, ‘Wanna buy a dog? He’s very clever look at this.’ He throws a stick into the pond and says, ‘Fetchthat, Rover.’ The dog gets up on his hind legs and walks across the water and gets the stick. ‘Thats no good to me mate,’ said the man. ‘He can’t swim.’
A man went to the doctor and said, ‘I need help urgently. I keep dreaming that women come into my bedroom and I keep pushing them away.’ The doctor said, ‘What do you want me to do?’And the man said, ‘Cut my arms off.’
A woman phoned her husband and said, ‘The carburettor is full of water.’ ‘Where’s the car?’ the man said. ‘In the river,’ she replied.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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YOU MUST JOKING
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not fol-low. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just go away and leave me alone.2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any.3. No one is listening until you fart.4. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
20 Zens...part one
you know you’re having a bad day when...
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For the jokers...by the jokers
FADIOS!! Unfortunately ‘Campo’ has been un-able to survive the recession. Develop-ments, completely beyond our control, have meant that overnight we have had to ‘pull the plug’ on our popular magazine. Because events happened so quickly it was impossible to publish a final ‘farewell’ edition. We would like to express our appreciation to ‘Jungle Drums’ who have gracefully allowed us the space to credit everyone who has been involved with Campo over the past six years: our readers, advertis-ers, sales team, distributors and and designers: you were part of a unique publishing experience. We are pleased that for the past seventy five months we have brought a smile to thousands of faces. We’ve made people laugh and hopefully helped people through some troubled times. We’ve got to thank Anne Robinson for this one ….. Who thinks a Tandoori is a brown door? Peter
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He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran
Out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
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Grey Matters
Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...
“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”
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“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”
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11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20 Zens...part three
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16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with wom-en. Neither one works17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ....... then things just keep getting worse.20. Never, under any circum-stances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
20 Zens...part four
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in atten-dance. “What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?” “Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.“Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine strapping boy.” “Saints be praised, I...” Before Mike can fin-ish the Doctor interrupts, “Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.” Soon the doctor delivers the next child. “You’ve a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”“Thanks be to...”Again the Doctor cuts in, “Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!” Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctorholds up the baby for Mike’s inspection.“Doctor,” asks Mike, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?”
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Some bird names, of course, are part of everday
conversation. Swallow and Starling, Magpie and
Blackbird – there can be few people for whom an
image isn’t triggered by these words. Of course the
name of a family can also put a picture in your head
– duck or woodpecker are words that do that. But
as soon as things get complicated, most people lose
that instant image, and only a birder would see an
image of, say, an Olivaceous Warbler, or even, less
specifically, a hippolais warbler. (the name given to
the same species’ genus, or close relatives) He/she
might also be able to tell you that its scientific name
is Hippolais pallida, or that it is known in Spanish as
Zarcera palida. To be any use, a bird’s name ought
to tell you something about the bird, its habits,
appearance or voice – good examples in English
are Turnstone, Pintail or Hoopoe. The first turn over
stones in the search for a tasty meal, the second
has a long, tapering tail and the third says its name.
But there are some remarkably silly English
names. Who on earth sees the length of a Short-
toed Eagle’s toes? Why not Snake Eagle, as in
the German Schlangenadler or the Spanish Aguila
culebrera? Even so, the romantic French give it an
even dafter name: Circaete Jean le Blanc! Other
names based on appearance fall short of common
sense: The Black-headed Gull never has a black
head and the Red-rumped Swallow’s rump is never
more than smudgy orange. Then there are the
species which have distinctive breeding plumage,
so that their name is inappropriate for much of
the year – Black Tern, Spotted Redshank, Black
Guillemot, for instance.
Another pitfall is to name birds after a geographical
situation. Hence no Dartford Warbler would venture
near industrial North Kent, Kentish Plovers no longer
nest in Britain, let alone Kent, and Sandwich Terns
have only a passing knowledge of the town of that
name, and don’t eat butties either!
Look for a moment, then, at habits. What do
Oystercatchers eat? Well, mussels, in fact. And how
many hens does your average Hen Harrier harry?
Or consider the birds named after people. OK if they
were eminent figures in the history of the science,
I suppose, like Bewick, Audubon, Wilson, Pallas or
Temminck, all of whom have several birds to their
name, but whoever was Signor Cetti? And who
was Lady Amherst to have a pheasant named for
her – perhaps she had something going with the
gamekeeper, like another Lady we could mention?
Early settlers in America, no ornithologists, spotted
a bird with a red breast, and called it a Robin, even
though it’s bigger than a Blackbird, and blackbirds,
warblers and sparrows over there are from different
families to ours’.
Spanish names tend to be a touch more practical,
but oddly, they have no equivalent of ‘owl,’ calling
all such birds ‘nocturnal raptors,’ Barn Owl being
‘lechuza’ Little Owl ‘mochuelo,’ Eagle Owl ‘buho
real’ and so forth. Funny translations abound:
Cetti’s Warbler is called ‘illegitimate nightingale,’
and Wood Sanpiper ‘Illegitimate river-runner.’
French names can be fanciful, as ‘Hibou Grand-
duc’ for Eagle Owl, but the dear old Germans
take the biscuit, with their tendency to run
words together and create unwieldly handles, as
‘Bogenschnaebligerstrandlaufer’ – ‘bent-billed
beach-runner.’ And that is their word for Curlew
Sandpiper.
A study of names, and their origin, can be almost as
fascinating as the birds themselves.
Galactites Tomentosa
Centaurea Aspera
Fleur de Sangre
Narssici Blanca.
Wild Gladioli Ophrys Speculum
Daphnia.
Corse Vetch.
Would like to know the name ?
Narssici
Cynoglossum Cheirifolium
DARFORD WARBLER
HEN HARRIER
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WHAT’S IN A (BIRD) NAME?
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A quick look at just some of the many wild flowers we can see coming into to bloom locally within the next 6 to 8 weeks. These are all growing on the campo opposite Monte Faro in Gran Alacant and in many other locations local-ly, please bare in mind when looking for these wild flowers most of them are only 8 to 10 cm tall and are easily crushed underfoot whilst try-ing to find them. Get out there and have a look and open your eyes to another world.
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Easter’s almost here, beach, barbecue, and work!
No rest for our Team, we are in crisis beating
mode and ready, willing and able to serve all
your motoring needs.
Let’s start with some information that you, may
find useful. Did you know that when you buy a
new car in Spain, that it does not need an ITV,
until 4 years after it’s date of first registration.
You will, approaching it’s 4th birthday, receive
a letter, from the “Ministerio Del Interior”,
advising you that an ITV is required by the due
date. However, if you have imported and re-
registered your car, during 2005, you will also
receive this letter, as the computer in Madrid,
will show your vehicle to be a first registration,
irrespective of it’s age and ITV history. Some
more paper for the recycling bin!
Unfortunately, this month, I have not had the
opportunity to speak with either Paco or Jose,
although I did bump into Paco, literally, when
I came across him, in his new job for the local
Council, painting lines on the road. Now this
is a man, who is happiest driving his pony and
trap, or chasing his pigeons around the coun-
tryside and his previous attempts at painting
have been either his pigeons or his fence.
When I left him he was preparing to paint
direction arrows at a junction, so watch out,
when driving around La Marina Urb.
Funny enough that ties in nicely with a kind
phone call we received, from a lovely Lady
in Valverde, who thought we should ask our
Spanish friends about their attitude to white
lines. Well, I shall save that one for next
month, when Paco has painted a few more, by
which time, I am sure he will be an expert in
the philosophy of white lines.
On to other serious stuff, lots of enquiries con-
cerning cars, that have been sold on, or sent
to be scrapped. These folk are still receiving
the Road Tax bills and, in one instance Traf-
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rid of your car that the ownership, is quickly
transferred into the new owners name, or if
being scrapped that the correct documentation
is returned to you, by Steptoe y Hijo.
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The first talk is by a guy called Pranav Mis-try who has been developing a new way of interacting with computers.
The video can be found at http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/pranav_mistry_the_thrilling_potential_of_sixthsense_technol-ogy.html or at this shortcut http://tinyurl.com/ydescjl
Rather than using a mouse and a keyboard Pranav feels that a gesture type interface is the way forward and has developed a quite amazingly sophisticated input device for a computer that can be carried around as part of your clothing. The computer screen can be projected onto any surface (wall, writing paper, newspaper) and can be interact-ed with by hand movements, for example to see what time it is Pranav draws a circle on his wrist with his index finger and the computer attached to him projects an image of the Windows clock onto his wrist!
When he picks up a newspaper, the com-puter “reads” what he is looking at and projects relevant information onto the page to enhance the news article (video, statisti-cal information etc). All in all, this is a com-pelling video that shows us what we could expect to see in technology in the coming years. Certainly the general principle of us-ing gestures to interact with our computers seems to be the way forward, it’s some-thing that we do naturally and we don’t re-ally have to learn. Who knows perhaps sign language will be the language that is taught in the school of the future?
The next talk that I found very interesting was by a guy called Jamie Haywood who setup an Internet company called “Patients Like Me” inspired by his brother Stephen who contracted ALS (a terminal disease).
The video can be viewed at http://www.ted.com/talks/jamie_heywood_the_big_idea_my_brother_inspired.html or at this shortcut http://tinyurl.com/y8j44fu
What the family wanted to do was to gather as much information about Stephens con-dition as possible, review as many other people in the same situation as him and use that information to make the best deci-sions about his treatment, the drugs that
he should use and how best to get the most from what little time he had left.
Although the talk is a very sobering look at life – it’s also however inspir-ing because out of this research
came the website www.patientslikeme.com which allows any of us to review our own conditions. It allows us to learn from other people who match our symptoms and allows us to learn about new treatment methods and ways of managing our indi-vidual health situations.
One good example can be found in the symptoms section of the website there are currently 9535 people suffering from Insomnia. From the website you can see what drugs (both “over the counter” and “supplemental”) or treatments are being taken, how effective in each case these treatments are over time.
Welcome to this month’s computer article written by Richard from BlueMoon Solutions
Back in September last year we reviewed a video on demand service called www.ted.com. They feature talks from some of the worlds most remarkable people. This month I would like look at a couple of talks from this website that
I have found very interesting and I hope you will too.
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The first talk is by a guy called Pranav Mis-try who has been developing a new way of interacting with computers.
The video can be found at http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/pranav_mistry_the_thrilling_potential_of_sixthsense_technol-ogy.html or at this shortcut http://tinyurl.com/ydescjl
Rather than using a mouse and a keyboard Pranav feels that a gesture type interface is the way forward and has developed a quite amazingly sophisticated input device for a computer that can be carried around as part of your clothing. The computer screen can be projected onto any surface (wall, writing paper, newspaper) and can be interact-ed with by hand movements, for example to see what time it is Pranav draws a circle on his wrist with his index finger and the computer attached to him projects an image of the Windows clock onto his wrist!
When he picks up a newspaper, the com-puter “reads” what he is looking at and projects relevant information onto the page to enhance the news article (video, statisti-cal information etc). All in all, this is a com-pelling video that shows us what we could expect to see in technology in the coming years. Certainly the general principle of us-ing gestures to interact with our computers seems to be the way forward, it’s some-thing that we do naturally and we don’t re-ally have to learn. Who knows perhaps sign language will be the language that is taught in the school of the future?
The next talk that I found very interesting was by a guy called Jamie Haywood who setup an Internet company called “Patients Like Me” inspired by his brother Stephen who contracted ALS (a terminal disease).
The video can be viewed at http://www.ted.com/talks/jamie_heywood_the_big_idea_my_brother_inspired.html or at this shortcut http://tinyurl.com/y8j44fu
What the family wanted to do was to gather as much information about Stephens con-dition as possible, review as many other people in the same situation as him and use that information to make the best deci-sions about his treatment, the drugs that
he should use and how best to get the most from what little time he had left.
Although the talk is a very sobering look at life – it’s also however inspir-ing because out of this research
came the website www.patientslikeme.com which allows any of us to review our own conditions. It allows us to learn from other people who match our symptoms and allows us to learn about new treatment methods and ways of managing our indi-vidual health situations.
One good example can be found in the symptoms section of the website there are currently 9535 people suffering from Insomnia. From the website you can see what drugs (both “over the counter” and “supplemental”) or treatments are being taken, how effective in each case these treatments are over time.
Welcome to this month’s computer article written by Richard from BlueMoon Solutions
Back in September last year we reviewed a video on demand service called www.ted.com. They feature talks from some of the worlds most remarkable people. This month I would like look at a couple of talks from this website that
I have found very interesting and I hope you will too.
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Well Valentine’s Day has been and gone and I suspect many happy meals for two and
some not so happy moments of ‘miscommunication’ between couples. I thought, with
Spanish Father’s Day and UK Mothers Day this month, it might be a good time to share
some of my ideas about communication between the sexes.
I’ve spoken briefly in the past about communication and I reckon how to communicate
between the sexes is one of the most important lessons we can learn. There are many
jokes about how women talk too much and men reply with a grunt from behind the
newspaper – in my experience many of the jokes are born out of truth! Even in single
sex relationships, there are usually roles played out in one form or another. The fact we
have roles and different styles of communication is not a problem, what we have to do is
acknowledge this, begin to understand it, and even better – have a good laugh about it!
Tips for women
Don’t talk when he’s talking Women think they’re adding. For women to add to each others’ sentences is acceptableMost men need a space in which to enter a conversationBelieve what he is sayingMany women believe men speak on many levels and therefore try to find hidden meanings, however usually men say what they mean and mean what they say. Men don’t spend 2 minutes of their day calling another guy to say, “Here’s what she said at breakfast this morning – what do you think she meant?”Be patientA man’s facial expression may be different from a woman’s. He may talk more slowly or pause more often than a woman, when this happens, let his thoughts flow, don’t speak during his pauses.
Tips for men
Listen to a woman all the way throughSometimes women will talk in order to process information or to figure out what they want to do – instead of thinking in silence and then stating a conclusion (like a man). If you recognise this is happening, just let her thoughts progress ie allow her to talk. Don’t rush her – prompting her interrupts the thought process, which can cause her to feel slighted/ annoyed.Give her your full attentionLook at her in the eye (This may be different in different cultures). This response shows you care about what she is saying. Be patientHer pace when talking may be different from yours. She may want to cover more subjects than you in the same conversation, often flitting from one thing to another.
At the end of the day, remember we communicate differently – make an effort to
accommodate those differences. There is no right and wrong. I hope you have a very
happy Valentine’s Day. Concentrate on acceptance and enjoying each other’s company,
to my mind, that’s more important than the red roses and cards – especially in these
‘financially challenged’ times.
Please feel free to drop me a line to comment or question nigel@coachonthecouch.
co.uk.
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The Long and Winding RoadThe future calls, yet you may not be ready this month. Circumstances could prevent you from reaching your goals, yet there are many positive reasons to maintain hope. Now is the time to keep your eyes out of the past and on the prize. A trip to Santa Pola market will help – a bargain is waiting for you…and a bloke selling tissues.
For the Good of AllNow is the time to imagine a future filled with work that satisfies the soul. Your discarded dreams are revived now, yet your attention is directed more toward the care and happiness of others rather than yourself this month. Your application to be a lifeguard in Alicante is turned down…yes, even with the water wings on.
False StartYour natural restlessness can turn this into a frustrating time if you actually believe that everything should simply fall into place this month. Whether your work is inland or on the coast, a sign from a Spanish farmer driving a tractor is imminent. But ignore him – that’s just rude. You may continue to struggle with a lack of resources, yet you are able to comprehend the difference between impossible dreams and those that can come true.
Time to HealMuch of this month is about establishing a new direction, Leo. Connect-ing with others is key now, and your forgiving side emerges to allow you to move past old emotional pains. But the month isn’t all about feelings -- the rest of your focus goes toward handling finances and managing your resources. Or better still, pop into the bar, watch the footy, get bladdered and neither feelings nor direction will matter.
Spirit of CooperationThis lovey-dovey month could be especially sweet for you, Virgo. There’s an overflow of inspiration to elevate your spirit and enrich your daily life. Remember the one who winked at you in La Marina? No? She’s now got the other eye working too so you’re in with a chance. You can now smooth out the rough edges of unsatisfying connections by forgiving and letting go of little issues that don’t matter anymore, like twitches.
Dream the Impossible DreamYou may feel as if you’ve been knocked off course and it’s now time to put your life back on track. New opportunities in the form of hungry people and a big M on your work hat will prove tough but ideal. You’re being offered a chance to create new dreams to feed your soul. mag-nifying the healing power of compassion and love. Relying on critical thinking can only take you so far. Set logic aside and let your uninhibited intuition reveal what’s in your future.
From Darkness to DreamlandYour famously powerful feelings are especially delightful this month. You are able to release your restrained desires in constructive ways, but beware the onset of frustration when people or situations reveal themselves as less than perfect. Queuing in the CAM bank will take up most of your month but with the rest of the time try and watch an advert on TV. A fresh light is cast on old patterns to excite you with new pos-sibilities now.
A New DawnThere’s good news for you this month. Although your life is improving, remember that the hard work of stabilizing your finances doesn’t happen overnight - but there is a light at the end of the tunnel, the only problem is it’s the Guardia, and you haven’t got your lights on. Cast hopelessness aside in favour of realizing the good times that are ahead.
Growing PainsThis is a month of adjustments, Capricorn. Changing conditions require you to alter your course to avoid running into resistance from others. Taking the time to make a few simple adjustments now can make your life drastically easier down the road.A trip to Pinoso will prove fruitful in more ways than one.
To Thine Own Self Be TrueThe heaviness of last month is waning and you’re now able to grow more progressive in your thinking. There’s magic to be found in your personal faith as you face the sometimes harsh realities of everyday life. But looking on the bright side flights are fairly cheap so the in-laws will be over soon...
Magical Mystery TourYour life gets a little rosier this month, the Spanish sun will shine on your special day, unless it rains, or its cloudy. Your general manner and appear-ance are more appealing as you’re enjoying life’s little delights and shar-ing those good feelings with others. Your recharged imagination allows you to see that those dreams that seem far out of reach are actually closer than you think, although some of them are not always strictly legal…
CancerDiscovering Buried TreasureObstacles may arise this month, yet these challenges can bring out your resourceful side and allow you to uncover assets that were previously hidden. Your life is full of unexpected events and generous, like-minded individuals.
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