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The Job DanceHow to Get Hired Elegantly
About me
Fun hiring stories
How to prepare
How to find a job
How I run interviews
What I look for
This Presentation
Hiring War Stories
Petrol Guy
Liar Guy
Double Squiggly Underlines
Woman
How to Prepare
CVs
Cover Letters (Emails)
lulz
GitHub
bonus
Personal Site(e.g.
yourname.com)(e.g.
yourname.com)bonus
Blog
bonus
How to Find a Job
Rails Community (#roro)
Rails Camp
Rails Girls
Conferences
Development Hub
Recruiters
The Interview
Meet and Greet
Tech Interview
Gut Feelings
Team Discussion
References
What We Are Looking For
Trajectories
Independent Learners
Clear Communication
Assertiveness
Positive Attitudes
Motivation
Good Fits
Intelligence
Confidence
Learning on the Job
Problem Solving
Mentoring
Perfect Practice
Thanks@gregmcintyre
LinkedIn is for chumps, I found a wayTo make an impression that can’t be beat.I guarantee you, on the day,You’ll land that job, now take a seat.
Listen to my simple plan.You’re lucky to hear it for free.I should be charging at least five bucks.Okay maybe two bucks fifty.
Get mod podge and draw a prawn,Or a claw shrimp at least,Upon your curriculum vitae.Or maybe some other majestic beast.
Now a common problem at this point:It’s hard to see the white on white.Ah but wet on dry stands out,If you tilt it under a light!
Quickly take a handful of glitter,And apply it liberally.Tap the excess into a bin.Behold! What do you see?
Not one cold hearted sarimanWith a face like hardened plasterCould not respect a glitterprawn.You are the glitterprawn master.