The Enterprise Times Issue 2

8/14/2019 The Enterprise Times Issue 2

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The Enterp rise TimesLoved Up Februa ry Ed ition! Issue 2 Visit us on the web: www.enterp risetimes.tk

We Chat To Award Winning Celeb Chef and

Author Sam Stern!The Winners Are Revealed In Our Best Of The

00s Poll!

Mini-Minogue! Dannii Minogue is Pregnant!

I Know Best! Generation Wrinkle On Old Age!


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www.enterprisetimes.tk1. Cover2. Editorial & Content3. Opinions4. Motoring5. Music Lowdown6. Music Lowdown

7. Television News8. Celebrities9. Advertisement10. Technology and Gaming11. I Know best12. The Film Critic13. Start Your Music Collection Today14. Start Your Music Collection Today15. The Wonders Of Video Hosting16. Competition17. Best Of The 00s The Results17. Jessica... & Stuff18. Sam Stern Exclusive Interview

19. Fun20. Book Reviews21. Classified Advertisements22. Back Page Advert

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St .Helens Cham ber

Editorial...This issue has been an absolute nightmare. Because of the dreadful snow weve missedmany meetings, not received articles and weve had bugs on our new website! But, alittle hard work prevented the cancellation.

Anyway I think youll really enjoy this issue with our celeb chef Sam Stern interview, Infoon the new Google Wave, The winners are revealed in our Best Of The 00s Result andmuch more.

But firstly however I want to say a massive thank you for so many of you reading issue1, with barely any promotion we exceeded 300 views, for that we salute you. Theadvertisement for issue 1 (Mad Old Dear) has been so successful (Ad of the yearanyone?) that we have done an old dear re-mix for issue 2! Shell be as popular as MCScrewdriver and Jay-X!

And we have a BRAND NEW website!! Its jam packed full of exclusives, videos,downloads and much more! You can also download The Enterprise Times to a PDFformat for free, on the website and sign up to post in the forums and access theEXCLUSIVE members page!!

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Opinions PageWill Dannii Stay On The X-Fac tor?As the woman who is famous just for being related to Kylie Minogue announces that shespregnant on Twitter we ask the question Will Dannii Stay On The X-Factor?

Their have been many rumours of Danniis (38) replacement for the up-coming series six ofThe X-Factor, but this week she is allegedly meeting up with boss and music executive SimonCowell to show her devotion to the show.

Host of ITV2 sister show, The Xtra Factor, which goes behind the scenes and interviewcontestants, Holly Willoughby, gave birth to her baby a month prior to the filming of last yearsX Factor and had hourly breaks to tend to her baby.

I dont think Dannii will leave the show as shes going to do anything as big as it and she isntas successful as older sister Kylie (41) I

CadburysKra ft FoodsMerger

Sadly, US firm Kraft, who dontseem to be able to spell Crafthad bought out 71% of

Cadburys shares.

But their is still a chance for theBritish company! Basically,unless Kraft buy 75% ofCadbury then it wont becomepart of the company KraftFoods and Kraft wont be ableto de-list it from the stock

market. So unless Kraft buysanother 4% of Cadbury, thenthe firm will be just partiallyowned by Kraft, keeping Britishshareholders and maybekeeping jobs.

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KEEP THE JOBS IN BRITAIN!

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Motoring & Cyc lingWith Kyle Grounds


It s Snow Joke For Motorists!Winter motoring requires special care and a little preparation if you're to avoid a breakdown oraccident. Get up at least 10 minutes early to give you time to prepare the car. Don't drive off like atank-commander, with a tiny hole cleared in your windscreen. Clear all windows of snow and iceusing a scraper and de-icer. Use a cigarette lighter to warm a key for a frozen lock. Don't breatheon the lock, as the moisture will condense and freeze. Besides an ice scraper and de-icer, it'sworth carrying a mobile phone with fully charged battery, torch, first-aid kit, tow rope, blankets,warm coat and boots, jump leads, snow shovel, warning triangle, an old sack or rug (to put underthe wheels if you do get stuck) and water repellent spray. Plan routes to favour major roads which

are more likely to have been gritted. Put safety before punctuality when the bad weather closes in.While it's always a good idea to allow extra time in winter for your journey, drivers must accept theinevitability of being late for work if they are caught up in an unexpected delay.

Spare A Thoug ht For Servic es!With the roads the worst in years many people decided going towork was too dangerous and instead took the easier option ofstaying home in front of the fire. Unfortunately our emergency

crews have not got that luxury. Regardless of the weather and theroad conditions these brave men and women have to tackleeverything thrown at them and still be there to aid us in everycircumstance. These ordinary everyday people have found theirjobs so much more difficult than usual and have been far busierthan normal as a result of the weather. The countless newsreports show that these people are willing to risk their own lives tosave ours, the ambulance crews dealing with all accidentswhether minor trips and falls to more serious traffic accidents, the

fire brigade rescuing the stranded public to safety and the policedealing with all traffic incidents that this weather has caused.

Not Everyone Hates Snow!Here we see how driving in the snow can beeasy. These people are trained professionalswith years of experience. This car is a SubaruImpreza. Its is equipped with four wheel driveand specially designed tyres for handling these

conditions. I wouldnt advise anybody to try thisat home !!


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Campa ign To Get TheOne Into The Top 10!

After the successful Facebook campaign to get Rage AgainstThe Machine to no.1 in the UK, one has been launched to getKylies 2008 single The One into the top 10. Kylie has had anunbreakable chain of top ten hits in the UK, however The Onedidnt get any promotion from EMI and was only released as a

download only single with no music video, so it only charted ata lowly no.36 in the UK, but at no.1 in some countriesworldwide where it had a physical release.


The UKCha rts a reChanging!

The UK charts are changing as of March 1-th, this year!

Instead of just having the weekly chart roundup onSunday, the full mid week charts will be published on theWednesday as an official chart.

This could mean artists have a better chance of getting tothe top spot, but with lower sales. Record executives are

far from happy!

Kylie Minogue and The Scissor Sisters are set to releasetheir new singles and albums around this time frame.


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Music LowdownWritten a ndResea rched By:Stephen Farr

New 2010 Releases!MARCH looks to be a good month for music this year with the releaseof Pop Goddess Kylie Minogues eleventh studio album, New Age,confirmed for the 23rd .The Scissor Sisters and Gabriella Chilmeconsider themselves a threat to Kylie as their new album is releasedon the same day. The 8th of March also sees the release of TheSugababes new album Sweet Seven! Singles released in Marchinclude X Factor star Diana Vickers and US pop princess BritneySpears.

Lady Gaga: I WantTo Be KylieMinogue!

Dance wannabbe Lady Gaga has told E! News, in an exclusive interviewthat she wants to be The American Kylie Minogue.Lady Gaga has had hits with tunes such as Paparazzi and Disco Stick.Although Kylie hasnt hit back with anything, the pair are said to be duetingon a new track, Showgirl, for Minogues (41) new album, set to be releasedin April. Kylie, who has had an international singing career for 22 years hashad hits such as I Should Be So Lucky, Slow & Spinning Around to name afew.

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The Brits 2010Peter Kay will be hosting aFebruary 16th extravaganzawith confirmed performancesof Kylie, Take That, SuBo andmore. Kylie, MJ and othersbattle it out to win the BritsHits 30 Award! Vote atitv.com/brits.

Riha nna : Rud e BoyVideo Has

Jama ic an Feel!Pop singer, Rihanna has revealed her new video, forsingle Rude Boy, will have a Jamaican look and feel,telling sources that it is completely different than anyother video she has ever filmed. She said that RudeBoy was playing along to her roots.The single is the second to be lifted fromdisappointing selling album, Rated R. The leadsingle, Russian Roulette, only made no.1 in oneterritory, Norway.


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Television NewsBiza rre Campa ign To Save Top Gear!Top Gear is at the centre of a Facebook campaign to stop the show facing the axe, Digital Spy reports.

The group has almost one million members after a British tabloid ran with the story of the shows declining ratings and how it couldbe the end for the motoring series, presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond? The truth? Poor scheduling.The latest series of Top Gear was up against rival show, Im A Celebrity but still managed to pull ratings of over six million. The showaverages between 5.5 million and 6 million for BBC 2, one of the channels most viewed shows. Top Gear is also BBC iPlayers mostwatched show, with the opener of the latest series 14 streamed 1.4 million times. The show has been compared with its 2007 series,where over 8 million watched... But they watched to see what Richard Hammond had to day about his near fatal crash, and to watch

the footage, sorry to disappoint you but Top Gear is an international franchise and the end it a long way away, If a motoring show isgoing to go, it would be Channel Fives Fifth Gear, pulling in ratings less than 2 million.

BBC To Axe Top ShowsThe BBC is set to axe rating winner dramas such asNew Tricks, Hustle and Criminal Justice to make roomfor new programming, Daily Star reports. New Tricksand Hustle exceed 8 million in ratings, making them

most watched programmes of the hour/ day.

Although nothing has been confirmed, here at TheEnterprise Times we dont expect New Tricks to beaxed... It has always performed brilliantly for the BBC,always winning its timeslot and sometimes pulling inratings of over 10.5 million.

In unrelated news, the BBC has confirmed newscheduling for later this year including a new dramafronted by singer/actress Billie Piper.

Dannii Minogues future on the X Factor is un-certain as sheconfirmed on her Twitter page that she is pregnant. The baby isexpected in June/July, right around the time that audition stagesare held for Simon Cowells hit show X Factor.

It is rumoured that Robbie Williams, who has had chart success inthe UK with Kids, Rock DJ and Something Stupid, could replaceMinogue on the shows judging panel.

Older sister Kylie thinks Dannii is Lucky, Lucky, Lucky as she haswanted kids for some time. Writing on her Twitter page Kylie saidthat she is Thrilled to be an auntie again! Wow, Wow, Wow!!

Read more about the baby on page 8!


Dannii Future Unc erta in?

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Celebrity Worldwww.enterprisetimes.tk

Written a ndResea rched by:James Whitfield

Mini-Minogue!X Factor judge Dannii Minogue has confirmed on Twitterthat she is pregnant with her first child. Dannii is aunty tobrother Brendans son and daughter. Older sister Kyliethinks Dannii is Lucky, Lucky, Lucky and has wished herwell on Twitter!

Which pop staris selling her 5year stalking

story to themedia???

Which shamedrock singer hasbeen disowned

by his ownauntie??? Tut!

New ReleaseFor Ageing

Girl Group !The recently reunited girl group the Nolans have just performed anUK tour and a have released a new CD called Im in the mood again!The tour around the UK and has been released on DVD and the CDis described as the ultimate girls night in and includes songs such asI will survive, its raining men, holding out for a hero and one of theirhits from way back when ..Im in the mood for dancing. They calledthe album Im in the mood again for the reasons, their all time hit was

called Im in the mood for dancing and theyve just reunited so theycalled it Im in the mood again. The girl group made an appearanceon children in need 2009 and performed medley from holding on for ahero, its raining men and in the mood for dancing.

X Fac tor JoeFix?

As you probably all know Joe McElldery won the X factor 2009

and people are saying it was a fix that Joe won. Several people

including real radios female DJ was backing Olly murrs whomanaged two bag 2nd place! Yet again Cheryl was the mentor of

the winning finalist last year she won with Alexandra Burke, Who

she still has good contact with. Personally I was backing Stacy

Solomon who was Dannis only contestant left but she was

dropped in the Saturdays final. Joe describes Cheryl as the big

sister he never had and will probably turn to Cheryl when he

needs her most. Meanwhile Jedward are set to release their

debut single on the 15th February, a day before the 30th Brit

Awards show!


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The C.O.D series took off with Modern Warfare, which fans arecalling the best one, but it was left on a massive cliff hanger. MW IIcame five years later with new characters and a new war hero,Zakhaev. You play as Sergeant Roach Sanderson under the

fearful command of Captain Soap Mactavish. C.O.D fans shouldremember this name . Within a secret task force, an elite squad ofhand picked men from around the world. With all new campaigns,the upgrades have risen above standard.

With a new function on some missions where you can breach andclear, this game could be Game of the Year! The multiplayer isgreat with several new guns and a new special operations modewhere you take on several challenges from missions on the game.

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I got out my phone book and started ringing numbers, I kept going onto answer phone though! At last! Not talking to adismembered voice, but a real person who told me too take the dog in as they didnt do collections.I knew the dog warden would be back in work the following day, so I rang Jack to put him in the picture. He wasnt too pleased.Hows the dog? I asked Did you give it the milk?. His reply was no. I asked him why on earth not and he replied by sayingIt might attack me! It was a puppy!! Should alarm bells have rung? Yes! Did they? No!I sat down and mulled thing over and realised that Jack hadnt taken the dog in. I imagined a stiff, little body lying in the snow andI decided I had better take the dog to mine.I phoned my sister, Marie, and explained the situation, She agree to run me down to Jacks in her car with a dog lead and collar.She also brought some tinned food. Jack lives about three miles away so we were there within the half hour. When we arrived wetold Jack that we were collecting the dog. He said not to let it in the house. I stepped into the garden looking for the puppy whensuddenly a massive, stiff black dog walked towards me! I heard Jack yell from the safety of his dining room Dont let it in!. Wegave the dog some milk and food. It was a big softie!

And so it was on that Sunday teatime that I was in the back seat of a car, heading for the Rescue Centre with a dog slobbering overme with my lovely sister saying over her shoulder, Are you alright there love?

There is a happy ending. The dog was reunited with its family, so alls well that ends well!

Lots of love, Generation Wrinkle

IKnow

Best!


Thats what Mother always said, I Know Best. Me, I just seemto bumble through life. For example, take the Sunday afterChristmas. The phone rang and it was my old neighbour, Jack,saying that someone had dumped a little puppy in his backgarden. He asked if I could get someone to collect it. I said Id seewhat I could do and get back to him as soon as I could. But aseverywhere was covered in snow and the poor dog would befreezing to death I told him to bring it inside and give it somewarm milk.


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The Film Critic

A D V E R T I S M E N T

Written by Step hen FarrAssisted by: ChristopherTaylor

Hoodw inked 2: Hood V Evi l USt arr ing: Andy Dick , Hayden Panet t iere and Patr ic k

Warbur ton

Lets face it, the follow up to a bad film, 2005s Hoodwinked was never going

to be good was it?

With a basic plot line and a UK release date delayed because it was too costly

to create the posters.

The plot deprives itself of anything vivid which can engage a watcher of under

six. The storyline consists of Red Puckett is in training for the Sister Hoods,

and now teaming with Wolf W. Wolf, she must investigate the mysterious

disappearance of Hansel and Gretel and Mr. Alligator. I would say it had

hilarious results but it just doesnt! End of!

Avatar 12A Review ed by Chr is topher TaylorAvatar is an exciting experience. It is about a man who cant walk and gets

turned into a 10ft avatar to infiltrate native avatars and drive them from their

home. But predictably, her falls in love and rebels against the humans.

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Sta rt Your Music Collec tionToday!

Features Editor: Adam WhitterWritten: Stephen Farr


Hello, Im going to tell you about collecting. Now many of you will have at one point in your life collected

something, whether it be trading cards, stickers, action figures, stamps etc; The list is quite possibly

endless.

But have you thought about collecting music? Well now, Im sure your saying you have an impressive

iTunes collection on your computer or random albums and singles from various artists strung across your

room. This isnt what Im talking about. Think of your favourite ever recording artist. Get online and search

them with the word discography after it. This will show you all of the artists UK releases. Why not buy

them, there will be many CDs, DVDs etc; to keep you occupied, but have you thought of the rest. Im

talking about special editions, books, promos, vinyls and releases from various international countries!

Lets just clear up what the formats are.

CD - A Compact Disc, CDs can hold many tracks and are small and compact.

7- A 7 is a 7 vinyl, which you may know as a record. Very popular in the 80s

and 90s. They are black and like a CD but much bigger. 7 are double sided and

are used as singles.

12 - A 12 is a 12 vinyl, like above, but larger. They are double sided and are

used as albums.

CASSINGLE - A Cassingle was a type of cassette before they went bust, basically

they are in a cassette box, but have cassingle written on the cover and a small

image of the artwork.

CASSETTE - A Cassette was hugely successful in the late 80s, early 90s and was

still a popular format until 2003! It is like a VHS, but small, a tape. They are

double sided and can be used as either a single or an album.

LASERDISC - Laserdisc was a rival to the VHS in Japan, they were like massive

DVDs and only a few artists released on them. Laserdisc releases are incredibly

rare.

VHS - Many artists released greatest hit videos onto VHS. They would

also release concert tours on them, DVDs remained popular to aroundthe 2003/4 era, when DVDs took over.

DVD - A DVD is basically a CD, but plays video files instead of just

audio.

Right, so youve bought the UK editions of all the albums and all the

singles. You dont honestly think thats it do you? You may not know,

but with CD Singles there is always a CD 1 and CD 2. CD 2s tend to be

rarer than CD 1s. Basically, the record company releases singles onto

CD and on CD 1 the majority of the time the A Side is the single and

they have a B Side of a track which didnt make it onto the most recent

album at the time that single was released. However on CD 2 the A

Side is again the single, but the B Side is a re-mix or a set of a few re-

mixes from either that song or from a successful hit that artist has

previously had.

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Sta rt Your Music Collec tionToday (Continued)!

So when youve got all that we can look into other rarities* (* Some CD singles are

rare). Now with promo CDs or vinyls, buy straight away. They are rare and sell

extremely quick to the rich collectors. Once I found an extremely rare I Should Be

So Lucky 7 promo for 99p in a charity shop. A promo is a promotional copy of a

single. They are sent to radio stations with details about the single, the album and

the artist. There arent many copies printed up. Since around 2003 promos tend to

be CDs now. You can also get an album promo, which doesnt contain any music,

just the artist answering questions about their career and their albums. These are

sought after by fans and collectors.

DJ Promos tend to be 12 with a picture covering one side. These are sometimes

sold cheaply, sometimes expensively, it depends whos buying.

So with Special Editions, they are like the album but more. They will have tend to

have two discs and, different cover artwork and a sleeve for them to sit in. Disc One

will be the album (with possibly an extra track) and Disc Two will be a disc of re-

mixes from the album. Special editions are usually released when the artists

embarks on a tour. Special editions can also be called Tour Editions.

Think international. Different single releases in different countries will mean new

artwork, new B Sides, and new track listing. The Japanese editions of anything are

gorgeous and they contain an OBI Strip, sort of a certification of the product. The

Japanese get many singles only released in Japan, they will also get gift boxes, new

items etc;, but buying from Japan is costly with import prices and the such.

When you start collecting you will find books. These can be annuals, biographys,

autobiographies etc; Some are rare and some arent. Be on the look for magazines

with the artist on the cover, tour programmes and tour/other memorabilia.

Happy Collecting!

So, Whos Won The

Best Of The 00s Poll?

Find Out On Page 16!


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Say you want to watch a video, youve missed a TV episode, or you want to

catch up on your favourite song. Chances are youll go to YouTube.com orBlip.tv. But video search is on the way out. With more competitors than ever

before, many users are going to other sites such as CollegeHumor.com or

SuttonTubevideo.tk. Video will no longer be just a clip, but an in depth

emotional experience.

And that is what www.suttontubevideo.tk thinks it has done and it already

has won approval from The Enterprise Times, you can catch all the

instalments of The Mad Old Dear exclusively on the website. SuttonTube

hosts almost 6,000 videos already and has an extremely user friendlyinterface, best of all it is all free and acts as a mixture of Facebook and

YouTube. You can create a profile, message friends, create posts and make

friends as well as uploading videos from your computer, mobile or webcam,

creating play lists and rating content, not to mention the extremely easy to

use forum.

However, there is an expected slump of users using video clip sites in the next 24-36 months, but SuttonTube considers itself resistant of this,

catering for all categories, users and has loyal members who are overjoyed with the recently re-launched website.

You heard it first in The Enterprise Times!

The

Wondersof Video

Hosting

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CompetitionIf you go to Sutton School and you want to win the 1000 GamesCollection Volume 3 disc, which includes Suduku Mania, Darts, Tank

Wars and 997 other top titles!

All you have to do to win is to email:[email protected] with the subject as:1000GAMESCOMPETITION and your name and form tutor with theanswer to the following question in the message.

QuestionCorrectly answer the following question to be in with a chance ofwinning...Who dueted The Winner Takes It All in 2009 for the BeautifulPeople soundtrack?

A) Cathy Dennis & Guy Chambers

B) Kylie Minogue & Dannii Minogue

C) Katy Perry and Katie Price

Terms and Conditions apply. You must attend Sutton School to enter and give your details. There is norunner up prize and the winner is chosen at random.CLOSING DATE: 12pm SUNDAY 21ST FEBRUARY.WINNER ANNOUNCED: IN ISSUE 3 EARLY MARCH.If you win please contact us to tell us so. If you dont then the prize will be handed to somebody else.Thank-you for your co-operation.

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Best of the 00sThe Results

You Voted, Who Won?

Best Sing le Best FilmBest Album1.Kylie Minogue - CGYOOMH -

78% (31 Votes)

2.Kylie Minogue - I Believe In You

- 13% (5 Votes)3.Calvin Harris - Ready For The

Weekend - 5% (2 Votes)

4.Duffy - Mercy - 3% (1 Vote)

5. Sugababes - Push The Button -

3% (1 Vote)

Joint 6. (All 0% of Votes) Duffy -Warwick Avenue, Robbie

Williams Rock DJ, Robbie

Williams Let Me Entertain You,

Calvin Harris Acceptable In The

80s, Take That Greatest Day,

Take That, Shine, Sugababes GirlsNumber Of Votes: 40

1. Kylie Minogue - Fever - 89%

(34 Votes)

2. Amy Winehouse - Back To

Black - 5% (2 Votes)3. Duffy - Rockferry - 3% (1

Vote)

4. Beyonce - I Am - 3% (1

Vote)

5. Take That - The Circus - 0%

(0 Votes)Number Of Votes: 38

1. Moulin Rouge (Starring:

Nicole Kidman, Kylie

Minogue and Ewan

McGregor) 65% (20 Votes)2.Transformers (Starring: Shia

LaBeouf) 16% (5 Votes)

3. Australia (Starring: Nicole

Kidman) 6% (2 Votes)

4. The Polar Express (Starring:

Tom Hanks) 6% (2 Votes)5. Star Wars: Revenge Of The

Sith (Starring Ewan McGregor

and Frank Oz) 6% (2 Votes)

Number Of Votes: 31

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essicaHair Perfection!

Photo

Tips...Always re-apply gels and waxesafter swimming!

Do not let too much sun get to it asthe heat could drain the moisturefrom your hair, leaving it dry anddull!

REMEMBER- Lather, RinseRepeat!!

Make-up Bliss!Tips...Apply face cream before applyingfoundation!

If you wear eye shadow, applylightly and preferably not pinks asthey make you look ill!

Make sure not to use too bright ordark lipstick.

Business & Financ eEMI Going Under?

113 year old record label EMI is set to report losses of 1billion in Match. The firm owns labels Parlophone and Virgin

Records. The firm is asking each investor for 105m to pay offloans or the bank they have borrowed from could seize controlof the company. Artists signed to the firm include KylieMinogue, The Beatles, Madonna, Katy Perry, David Bowie andRobbie Williams.

The future for the company is uncertain. The label will no doubtpush Kylie and Madonnas albums out before ready, as theyare the firms major sellers, so they are most likely to make the

label more money. Since the label was bought by a privatecompany in 2007, it has reported many financial problems,even at one stage making its artists pay for music videos suchas the $3m Kylies Wow and Robbies Bodies

Kylie is set to release her new album in March/April this year.

Sing le ReviewsThe two main releases are the Helping Haiti EverybodyHurts single and Jedward Under Pressure (Ice IceBaby). The Haiti single has good points with Kylie, MariahCarey and David Bowie, but we dont need Miley Cirus, Joewhats-his-face and other X Factor clowns. I give it 4 stars.Now for Jedwards. I reckon this song will get to no.1 justafter the Brit Awards. It is so bad it is good! Ill be buying acopy! I give it three stars.

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www.enterprisetimes.tkWe Chat Too...Award Winning Celeb rity

Chef & Author Sam SternWhen did you publish your cook book?Which one? First was 3 years ago, Second 2 years, third, justout.

When did you come to write for First News?First News asked me to write for them before they launched -

over three years ago now.

What is your favourite dish?Favourite dish - chocolate mousse for pudding. Savoury - chillichicken ramen (at the moment!)

What did you feel when you presented an award at the children's

BAFTAs?A bit nervous at the BAFTAs... But also proud to have got to thatsort of stage.

Finally, What is the hardest meal to make that you have everdone?Hmm.... Razor Clams maybe, because they wouldn't stopcrawling around before I cooked them. They made my dad

cringe, and he voiced his opinions about that!!Thanks! Cheers! Sam!

Next Issue...Apprentice Star Claire

Young on Losing Weight,

Sir Alan and Kylie!The Exclusive Candid



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Book Reviews ByStephen Farr

Driven to Dis t rac t ion

Jeremy Clarkson

The latest edition in the Clarkson series of books has provento be a triumph, written with many insults, mainly to Fiat carsand American people. If you love Clarkson on the telly, youlllove this book.

As a collection of his articles for a Sunday newspaper, thebook transports you into a world, much unlike this one.

Jeremy says why Terry Wogan shouldnt be Prime Minister,Why the Americans have never made a good supercar andtalks of the finer things in life... The new Ferrari.

As You Do

Richard Hamm ond

Richard Hammond takes you behind the scenes of Top Gear,and inevitably his own life in his latest read.

The book showcases thrills and spills not seen on thetelevision, such as bear attacks in the polar arctic, drivingOliver through the Bolivian terrain and filming with EvelKnievel .

Although the book is a gripping read, it doesnt contain suchpower of words than Jeremy Clarksons latest offering.


Wow Facts! Connor McGlynn

A Rhinos Horn Is Made Of Compacted Hair!

Peanuts Are One Of The Ingredients Of Dynamite!



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Issue 2 Va lentines Day Spec ia l

Includes... Genera tion Wrinkle on Old Age

We Interview Celeb Chef Sam Stern Lady Gaga : I Want To Be Kylie! Mini-Minogue!

Campa ign To Save Top Gear! EMI Goes Under? Win A 1000 Games Vol 3! The Winners In Best Of The 00s AND MUCH MORE!

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