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THE CRAZYNERDS:
For A Fistful Of Dollars
Part I
By
Written by:
C.P. Kemabia & Chris Lyttle.
Based on:
THE CRAZYNERDS_created by C.P.Kemabia
All rights reserved @2013
INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY #1 - DAY
It’s a free period. PAUL LENORE (11), JONATHAN BAXTER (12)
and ADRIEN DESKENE (11), while stowing their books in their
respective lockers, are having a small chitchat time.
JONATHAN
(Annoyed)
Man, we’ve been cramped up in this
school for like 10 periods now. And
yet, we have a two-hour literature
class coming up. I mean...Really
what kind of schedule is that?
PAUL
That’s more class I’ve ever seen
you attend in a day.
JONATHAN
Well, trust me, if I had somewhere
else to go at this time of the day,
I would.
(Cooling off.)
Oh God. I’m hopeless.
ADRIEN
There’s plenty of places to go
during the day? Homeless people got
it figured out. Why, don’t you go
find out what they’re doing since
you hate school so much?
JONATHAN
(Aggravated/Serious)
I don’t think you realize the
gravity and the seriousness in my
situation. My grandma is onto me
about ditching school all the time.
Now, I can’t go home before seven
without her getting suspicious. I
lost my fake ID so I can’t go to
the Strip Club for happy hour
lunch. The theater will be
screening a faggy movie this
afternoon. And on top of that, I
can’t even go to the park because
of the Little Creepers. I think
they want to beat me up for what I
pulled on them a while back.
PAUL
(Skewing his eyes up)
What? You screwed over the Little
Creepers?
2.
ADRIEN
(To Jonathan)
Sometimes, you’re so full of shit,
my friend.
JONATHAN
Whatever. It was as not that bad as
it sounds anyway. But still, I’m
stuck with you guys for the next
couple hours.
At the same time, ALICIA PRESCOTT getting across the same
hallway, corrects him.
ALICIA
Make it three hours. We’re a
chapter behind on a school program.
JONATHAN
(pissed)
MOTHERFUCKER! This can’t be
happening. This CAN’T BE
HAPPENING!!!
JONATHAN slams his locker and walks away with anger in
display. PAUL catches up with ALICIA and starts an
indistinct conversation. ADRIEN sees IRVY DELAWARE (11) as
she discusses with SYLVIE CAPPUCINE (11) down the hallway.
His heartbeat’s speeding up at the sight of IRVY DELAWARE,
his lifelong love interest.
ADRIEN decides to go and have a talk with her. Walking up to
their levels, he overhears fragments of conversation.
INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY #2 - DAY
SYLVIE
(Horrified)
This is... this is bad. This is
really bad!
IRVY
(Alarmed)
Okay. You don’t have to remind me.
I know it’s bad.
SYLVIE
What the hell were you thinking,
IRVY? You could’ve gotten hurt, or
killed someone by wrecking your
parent’s car!
3.
INSERT CUT: ADRIEN SLIDES UNNOTICED ALONG A NEARBY WALL AND
PRICKS UP HIS EARS.
IRVY
I know. But they’re out of town.
And the car was just sitting there.
It was too tempting.
SYLVIE
Right. Look where that got you.
IRVY
That’s great. You way too sound
like my mother. Why don’t you
suggest something helpful, instead
of playing the moral queen high
atop of her pedestal, judging all
the people like me!
SYLVIE
Look, I’m not judging you. You just
need to figure out what you’re
going to do.
IRVY
The worst would be to have the
insurance company involved in all
this.
SYLVIE
Why not?
IRVY
Because they’re sticklers for
rules; and any expenses they cover
is gonna come back on my parents if
they find out it was me.
SYLVIE
Oh, dear! I don’t see a way out of
this.
IRVY
There is one. I have to come up
with the cash and to pay for the
repairs myself.
SYLVIE
(Relieved.)
It’s settled, then. You just might
get away from this after all.
A beat of a nervous silence hangs in the air.
4.
SYLVIE
Come on, what’s the punchline?
IRVY
(Confused)
The what?
SYLVIE
How much is the repair going to
cost you?
IRVY
One thousand dollars.
INSERT CUT: ADRIEN SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF AT THE
HEARING OF A THOUSAND DOLLARS.
SYLVIE
Okay... Now, you’re shit out of
luck!
IRVY
Yeah. I know but I talked to a
mechanic anyway. He can fix the car
before my parents get back if he
has the money by tomorrow.
SYLVIE
But how in hell...
The girls are interrupted with the arrival of PAKHUR SALEM
(11). He’s holding a class book.
PAKHUR
Hi guys...
(Addressing IRVY)
Hey IRVY, you’re still on for
studying together after school,
rite?
IRVY
(Embarrassed)
Oh, shoot!I’m sorry PAKHUR, but the
timing is not good .
PAKHUR
(Whining)
Come on! Pleaaaaazzzz, IRVY. You
gotta help me. The final exam is
coming up soon and I really need to
get my grades up. Seriously, my
future depends on it.
5.
IRVY
I’m sorry but I can’t help. You
see, I have this big fat money
problem that needs a quick
resolution or else, I’m gonna have
what’s coming to me.
PAKHUR
Hum? What...what is going on?
IRVY
Long story short, I have a
thousand-dollar car repair bill to
pay by tomorrow. And I don’t have a
clue to where to get that kind of
cash on such short terms.
PAKHUR
What happens if you don’t meet the
deadline?
IRVY
Oh boy, I’d rather not think about
it.
SYLVIE’s eyes catch the golden lettering of the Book’s title
which PAKHUR holds in his lefthand: THE MONEY MAKER’s
JOURNEY.
INSERT - POINT OF VIEW SHOT - A CLOSE UP OF THE BOOK FRONT
COVER.
SYLVIE
That "get rich quick" manual you’re
holding there wouldn’t by any
chance have a plan to get her out
of this mess, would it?
PAKHUR
(Holding the book up to his
nose for a self-consideration)
Hum... I’m just halfway through it.
But yeah, it helps one develop a
mind frame for leadership and
success, which I’m out of practice.
SYLVIE
Heck.
Despair heavily accentuates on IRVY cheerhless face. PAKHUR
spots the accentuation.
6.
PAKHUR
(Back to IRVY)
So, you’re in deep trouble, huh.
IRVY
Big time.
An idea crosses PAKHUR’s mind. He buys it. But somewhat
undecided.
PAKHUR
Alrite...Alrite..Okay. Hum, just
gimme some couple hours and I’ll
come up with something, alrite?
IRVY
Alright.
PAKHUR
I gotta go now. I talk to you guys
soon.
PAKHUR breaks away from the girls and bows out.
SYLVIE
Don’t lose hope IRVY. I’m gonna get
the girls together so we can
formulate some ideas of our own.
SYLVIE walks out the frame. At the same time, ADRIEN ready
himself to being at his best look and then, comes into play.
IRVY abruptly frowns to his coming as if trouble was coming
to her.
IRVY
(Mumbling, upset)
Oh,no!
ADRIEN
Heh heh. Oh yeah.
IRVY
What do you want?
ADRIEN
(Smart-ass)
I couldn’t help but overhear what
you were speaking of earlier and I
couldn’t help but become
overwhelmed with a heartfelt
concern.
7.
IRVY
Oh so what? Now you eavesdrop on
other people’s conversation and
offer your two cents? please...
ADRIEN
(Smiling obediently)
Oh... Actually, I just wanted you
to know, if there’s anything,
anything at all, that I can do to
help, command and you’ll see my
hands set to task.
IRVY
(Sarcastically)
Unless you’re gifted with your
hands about materializing a grand
right now, they’re of no use to me,
and so are you. So peace out.
With her patience wearing thin, IRVY dumps ADRIEN in the
hallway and treads slowly on to her classroom.
ADRIEN blinks with amusement as though the rejection is
anywhere near shaking down his self-confidence.
He knows love doesn’t come easy.
INT. ADRIEN BEDROOM - SAME AFTERNOON.
ADRIEN is holding a last-minute crisis meeting with JONATHAN
and PAUL.
ADRIEN
Thanks for coming guys.
JONATHAN
I still don’t get why you had us
bring our moneyboxes.
ADRIEN
I’ll get to the point: IRVY’s in a
deep mess.
PAUL
How deep?
ADRIEN
Very deep. I wouldn’t have called
this meeting otherwise.
8.
JONATHAN
(Scoffing)
Great.
At the same time, the SOUND of a small four-legged creature
landing on a hard platform discontinues the conversation.
The pet MEOWS.
All eyes drift off to the only window of the bedroom. It’s
open.
INSERT CUT: OUTSIDE, A SHORT-COATED ALLEY CAT, WEARING A
COLLAR AROUND THE NECK, PROWLS UPON THE WINDOW LEDGE. THE
CAT TENDS TOWARD ENTERING.
PAUL
Oh, you have a cat now?
ADRIEN moves to the open window.
ADRIEN
(Closing the window to keep
the cat out)
Nope. Probably the neighbor’s
As ADRIEN moves back to where he was in the first place, the
camera closes up on the cat kept outside.
ADRIEN (V.O)(CONTD)
Where was I? Right. IRVY recently
made a mistake and now, it’s
getting right back at her.
The closeup stops when a surveillance device, a kind of
chip-size toy speaker microphone, is revealed to be clipped
sideways to the collar.
INTER-CUT:
EXT. STREET _ PARK BENCHES - AFTERNOON
INSERT SHOT: P.O.V. (POINT OF VIEW SHOT)- THROUGH
BINOCULARS, WE HAVE A ZOOMED-IN VIEW OF THE PERCHED CAT.
HAROLD HOFFMAN
How’s the cat doing?
The voyeur, HORACE HOFFMAN (11), cuts eye contact with the
animal and moves close to... HAROLD HOFFMAN (11), his evil
twin-brother and mischievous partner in "crime".
9.
HORACE HOFFMAN
He’s in position.
The whole time, feeds of a recorded conversation transpire
in the background.
ADRIEN (V.O)(CONTD)
And to keep it away, to make it
disappear for good it’s gonna take
money. Lots of money.
Sitting on a park bench, the twin brothers, geared up with a
recreational kid radio transceiver and a high-end laptop,
covertly monitor ADRIEN’s conversation.
HAROLD HOFFMAN
(Smiling naughtily)
Now, I’m sure you’re glad I talked
you into following those fuckers
around.
HORACE HOFFMAN lets hear A MEAN LAUGH while the transceiver
keeps spitting out distorted but recognizable voices:
PAUL (V.O.)
How much money exactly?
ADRIEN (V.O)
A thousand dollars.
HORACE HOFFMAN
Yes. And I’m gonna enjoy this.
ADRIEN (V.O)(CONTD)
But we must act quickly. Meaning
before tomorrow comes up to
maintain the cover-up.
BACK TO:
INT. ADRIEN BEDROOM - AFTERNOON.
JONATHAN
We?
ADRIEN
(Emotions overflowing)
Yes. God only knows what might
happen if her parents ever find
out. She could be grounded forever.
And I, I won’t see her again.
10.
JONATHAN
Wait a minute. What are you talking
about?
ADRIEN
(Agitated)
No! I won’t let that happen, you
understand! I WON’T LET THAT
HAPPEN.
PAUL
(Settling him down)
Okay, okay. So, what do we do?
ADRIEN
The idea is to pool our savings and
then brainstorm to supplement the
difference. This is a top priority
mission, guys. The utmost yet. Any
questions?
PAUL
(To ADRIEN)
Let me get this straight. You are
asking me to give away my
hard-earned four-year savings which
I was going to use for
post-apocalypse survival gear, so
your precious girlfriend won’t be
under house arrest over a bad
blunder she’s accountable for?
A beat of silence.
ADRIEN
Yes.
JONATHAN
As a reminder, IRVY’s not your
girlfriend. For all I know, she
doesn’t even care about you.
ADRIEN
Well, you should know better. Now,
she’s just unresponsive to my
affection, but that’s okay. Because
one day, I’ll get her to like me.
JONATHAN
So you say.
11.
ADRIEN
You guys still need convincing, I
get it. But desperate times call
for desperate measures. And you all
know how much she means the world
to me. So the question is: are you
with me?
ADRIEN makes his point of looking at JONATHAN and PAUL in
the eye.
JONATHAN
Of course I won’t let you down.
PAUL
I’m in.
ADRIEN
Cool. Now it’s all sorted out,
let’s see what we’ve got.
Both JONATHAN and PAUL empty their moneyboxes, unfolding a
small mount of coins.
ADRIEN
(To PAUL)
So, that’s it? You saved only 15
bucks in four years?
PAUL
Well, the world won’t end for
another what... fifty years to say
the least. I have plenty of time to
accumulate my funds.
JONATHAN
Wrong. The Mayas predicted it for
2012.
PAUL
The who?
JONATHAN
The Mayas. Haven’t you seen the
movie?
PAUL tilts his head in disbelief at the question.
JONATHAN
If it’s any consolation, no
survival gear you would’ve wasted
your money on is going to prevent
you from going to hell.
12.
ADRIEN is done counting each provisions.
ADRIEN
(To all)
All in all, with each of your
savings added to mine...
(ADRIEN pulls a red pig-shaped
thrift box and get it emptied)
...we end up with...
(ADRIEN does the math using a
calculator)
43 dollars and change.
JONATHAN
Well, we’re far from being close.
INTER-CUT:
EXT. STREET _ PARK BENCHES - SAME TIME
While HORACE monitors the conversation, HAROLD is busy with
the laptop.
JONATHAN (V.O.)(CONTD)
How are we gonna get a hold of 957
dollars?
PAUL (V.O.)
If only we had a clue.
INSERT SHOT: (P.O.V.) THE LAPTOP SCREEN DISPLAYS A WEB PAGE.
ONLY A "SEND EMAIL" REQUEST IS GLIMPSED ACROSS THE PAGE. THE
MOUSE CURSOR MOVES ON TO A "YES" BUTTON.
HAROLD HOFFMAN
Hmm... How about this?
HAROLD CLICKS on the button.
BACK TO:
INT. ADRIEN BEDROOM - SAME TIME.
An EMAIL ALARM echoes across the bedroom.
PAUL
(To ADRIEN)
Eh, sounds like you just got an
email.
ADRIEN proceeds to check his email box on his desktop.
13.
ADRIEN
Guys, check this out.
INSERT SHOT: THE SCREEN DISPLAYS A PAPER HEADLINED: "A
LUXURIOUS BURIAL". IT ALSO READS: "EVEN FOLLOWING HIS RECENT
PASSING, BILLIONAIRE MR. POWELL STILL MANAGES TO MAKE A BIG
FUSS ABOUT HIM FROM THE AFTER-LIFE."
IN THE ARTICLE BODY, BOTH AN ELDERLY MAN’S HEADSHOT AND A
FANCY COFFIN CASE PHOTO JUMP OUT.
ADRIEN (V.O)(CONTD)
According to this article, this man
has bought a way too costly coffin
to be buried in.
JONATHAN
That’s one way to carry your
fortune to your grave.
PAUL
Who sent the email?
ADRIEN
Oh, it’s just a spam.
Suddenly ADRIEN is struck by an idea. He smiles at his
friends.
ADRIEN
(Excited.)
Guys, I think I’ve got an idea.
JONATHAN
Oh God. I have a bad feeling about
this.
ADRIEN
(Pointing at the desktop
screen)
Look. The answer’s here, right
under the nose.
The Bedroom door opens, letting GEORGES(6), ADRIEN’s kid
brother, in.
GEORGES
(To PAUL and JONATHAN)
Hey fellas.
(To ADRIEN)
ADRIEN, have you seen my red piggy
bank?
14.
Both PAUL and JONATHAN look ADRIEN out of the corner of
their eyes.
DISSOLVE TO BLACK.