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The Chaos - Text & IPA transcription 02-05-2014 ; 18:41
Dearest creature in creation, !i"rist #$ri%" 'n $ri%#e'("n
)tu!*in+ n+ish pronunciation. st/!i' #'+'( pr"n/nsi%e'("n
I i teach *ou in 3* erse, a' ' ti% u% 'n 3a' 6%s
)oun!s i$e corpse, corps, horse an! orse. san!7 a'$ $%ps $" h%s "n! 6%s
It i $eep *ou, )us*, 9us*, 't ' $i%p u% #su%7i, #9'7i
a$e *our hea! ith heat +ro !i77*. 3e'$ % h! '< hi%t +r" #!'7i
Tear in e*e, *our !ress *ou# tear, t'"r'n a' % !rs u% t"
=ueer, >air seer, hear 3* pra*er. $i" >" #si%" h'" 3a' pr"
Pra*, consoe *our oin+ poet, pre' $"n#s" % #/' #p"'t
a$e 3* coat oo$ ne, !ear, se it. 3e'$ 3a' $"t $ nu% !i" s" 't
?ust co3pare heart, hear an! hear!, @/st $"3#p" h%t h'" "n! h6%!
Dies an! !iet, or! an! or!, !a'7 "n! #!a''t %! "n! 6%!
)or! an! sar!, retain an! Britain, s%! "n! s%! r'#te'n "n! #9r'tn
in! the atter ho it#s ritten. 3a'n! <" #Et" ha 'ts #r'tn
a!e has not the soun! o> 9a!e, 3e'! h"7 nFt <" san! F 9E!
)a*-sai!, pa*-pai!, ai! 9ut pai!. se' s! pe' pe'! e'! 9"t pE!
Go I sure* i not pa+ue *ou, na a' ("i ' nFt pe'+ u%
Hith such or!s as a+ue an! a+ue. '< s/ 6%!7 "7 e'+ "n! #e'+u%
But 9e care>u ho *ou spea$. 9"t 9i% #$"> ha u% spi%$
)a*: +ush, 9ush, stea$, strea$, 9rea$, 9ea$, se' +/( 9( ste'$ stri%$ 9re'$ 9i%$
Preious, precious, >uchsia, ia, #pri%'"s #pr("s #>u%(" #a'"
ecipe, pipe, stu!!in+-sai, choir, #rsipi pa'p #st/!ns" #$ai"
Hoen, oen, ho an! o, #"n #/"n ha "n! "
)cript, receipt, shoe, poe3, toe. s$r'pt r'#si%t (u% p"i3 t"
)a*, expectin+ >rau! an! tric$er*, se' '$sp$t' >r%! "n! #tr'$"ri
Dau+hter, au+hter an! Terpsichore, !%t" %>t" "n! t6%p#s'$"ri
Branch, ranch, 3eases, topsais, aises, 9r%n r%nt( #3i%77 tFps7 a'7
issies, si3ies, reies, 3isai7 si3ii7 riai7
Hho*, ho*, si+na, si+nin+, #h"i hFi #s'+n #sa'n'
)a3e, exa3inin+, 9ut 3inin+. se'3 '+7E3'n' 9"t #3a'n'
)choar, icar, an! ci+ar, #s$F" #'$" "n! s'#+%
)oar, 3ica, ar an! >ar. #s"" #3a'$" % "n! >%
Jro3 !esire: !esira9e-a!3ira9e >ro3 a!3ire, >r"3 !'#7a'" !'#7a'r"9 #E!3'r"9 >r"3 E!3ai"
Ku39er, pu39er, 9ier, 9ut 9rier, #/39" #p/3" 9i" 9"t #9ra'"
Topsha3, 9rou+ha3, renon, 9ut $non, tFp("3 #9ru%3 r'#nan 9"t n"n
Lnoe!+e, !one, one, +one, none, tone, #nF'@ !/n "n +Fn n/n t"n
Mne, ane3one, Ba3ora, /n "#n3"ni% 9E3Fr"
Litchen, ichen, aun!r*, aure. #$''n #a'$n %n!ri #Fr"
Nertru!e, Ner3an, in! an! Hin!, #+6%tru%! #@6%3"n 'n! "n! ain!
Beau, $in!, $in!re!, Oueue, 3an$in!, 9" $a'n! #$'n!r'! $u% 3En$a'n!
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Tortoise, turOuoise, cha3ois-eather, #t%t"s #t6%$'7 (E3i <"
ea!in+, ea!in+, heathen, heather. #ri%!' #r!' #hi%<"n #h<"
This phonetic a9*rinth <'s >"nti$ #E9'r'n
Nies 3oss, +ross, 9roo$, 9rooch, ninth, pinth. +'7 3Fs +r"s 9r$ 9r" na'n p'n
Qae *ou eer *et en!eaoure! hE u% #" t n!"!
To pronounce reere! an! seere!, t" pr"#nans rii"! "n! s"!
De3on, e3on, +hou, >ou, sou, #!i%3"n #3"n +u% >a s"
Peter, petro an! patroR #pi%t" #ptr" "n! p"#tr"
Biet !oes not en! i$e 9aet; #9''t !/7 nFt n! a'$ #9Ee'
BouOuet, aet, 3aet, chaet. 9u%$e' #F't #3E't #(Ee'
Boo! an! >oo! are not i$e >oo!, 9/! "n! >/! % nFt a'$ >u%!
Gor is 3ou! i$e shou! an! ou!. n% '7 3"! a'$ (! "n! !
BanOuet is not near* parOuet, #9E$'t '7 nFt ni"i #p%$i
Hhich exact* rh*3es ith $ha$i. ' '+#7E$ti ra'37 '< $%$i
Discount, iscount, oa! an! 9roa!, #!'s$ant #a'$ant "! "n! 9r%!
Toar!, to >orar!, to rear!, t%! t" #>%"! t" r'#%!
icochete! an! crochetin+, croOuetR r'$"(e'! "n! $r"(ei' $r"#$e'
i+htS our pronunciation#s ML. ra't % pr"n/nsi%e'("n7 "#$e'
oun!e!, oun!e!, +riee an! siee, #ran!'! #u%n!'! +ri% "n! s'
Jrien! an! >ien!, aie an! ie. >rn! "n! >i%n! "#a' "n! '
Is *our correct in hi+herR '7 %UrV % $"#r$t 'n #ha'"
Leats asserts it rh*3es Thaia. $i%ts "#s6%ts 't ra'37 "#a'"
Qu+h, 9ut hu+, an! hoo!, 9ut hoot, hu% 9"t h/+ "n! h! 9"t hu%t
Buo*ant, 3inute, 9ut inute. #9'"nt #3'n't 9"t 3ainu%t
)a* a9scission ith precision, se' E9#s'("n '< pr's'W"n
Go: position an! transition; na p"7i("n "n! tr%nsiW"n
Hou! it ta* ith 3* rh*3e ! 't #tEi '< 3a' ra'3
I> I 3entione! para!i+3R '> a' 3n("n! #pEr"!a'3
Topence, threepence, tease are eas*, #t/p"ns #r'p"ns ti%7 % #i%7i
But cease, crease, +rease an! +reas*R 9"t si%s $ri%s +ri%s "n! #+ri%7i
Cornice, nice, aise, reise, #$%n's na's "#i%s r'#a'7
a9ies, 9ut ua9ies. #re'9i%7 9"t /"9ai7
M> such pu77in+ or!s as nauseous, F s/ p/7' 6%!7 "7 n%("s
h*3in+ e ith cautious, tortious, #ra'3' '< #$%("s #t%("s
ou# eneop ists, I hope, u% 'n"p 'sts a' h"p
In a inen eneope. 'n " #'n'n #n""p
Hou! *ou i$e so3e 3oreR ou# hae itS ! u% a'$ s/3 3" u% hE 't
A>>i!ait, Dai!, !ait. E>'#!e''t #!e''! #!E't
To a9ure, to perure. )hei$ t" E9#@" t" #p6%@" (ei$
Does not soun! i$e C7ech 9ut ache. !/7 nFt san! a'$ $ 9"t e'$
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Ki9ert*, i9rar*, heae an! heaen, #'9"ti #a'9r"ri hi% "n! #h"n
ache, och, 3oustache, eeen. r"( Fx 3st%( '#"n
He sa* haoe!, 9ut aoe!, i% se' #hE"! 9"t "#a!
Peope, eopar!, toe! 9ut oe!. #pi%p #p"! t"! 9"t a!
ar$ the !i>>erence, 3oreoer, 3%$ <" #!'>"r"ns 3"r""
Beteen 3oer, poer, Doer. 9'#ti%n #3u%" #p/" #!""
Keeches, 9reeches, ise, precise, i%'7 #9r''7 a'7 pr'#sa's
Chaice, 9ut poice an! ice, #E's 9"t p"#i%s "n! a's
Ca3e, consta9e, unsta9e, #$E3" $/nst"9 /n#ste'9
Principe, !iscipe, a9e. #pr'ns'p !'sa'p" #e'9
Peta, pena, an! cana, #pt #pi%n" "n! $"#nE
Hait, sur3ise, pait, pro3ise, pa, e't s"#3a'7 pEt #prF3's pE
)uit, suite, ruin. Circuit, con!uit su%t si%t ru%in #s6%$'t $Fn!it
h*3e ith shir$ it an! 9e*on! it, ra'3 '< (6%$ 't "n! 9iFn! 't
But it is not har! to te 9"t 't '7 nFt h%! t" t
Hh* it#s pa, 3a, 9ut Pa a. a' 'ts p% 3% 9"t p 3
usce, 3uscuar, +ao, iron, #3/s #3/s$" @e' #a'"n
Ti39er, ci39er, 9uion, ion, #t'39" #$a'3" #9i"n #a'"n
Hor3 an! stor3, chaise, chaos, chair, 6%3 "n! st%3 (e'7 #$e'Fs "
)enator, spectator, 3a*or, #sn"t" sp$#te't" 3"
I*, pri*, >a3ous; ca3our #a'i #pr'i #>e'3"s #$E3"
Qas the A o> !rach3 an! ha33er. h"7 <" e' F !rE3 "n! #hE3"
Puss*, huss* an! possess, #psi #h/7i "n! p"#7s
Desert, 9ut !esert, a!!ress. !'#76%t 9"t !7"t "#!rs
No>, o>, countenance, ieutenants +F> > #$ant'n"ns >tn"nts
Qoist in ieu o> >a+s e>t pennants. h'st 'n u% F >E+7 >t pn"nts
Courier, courtier, to39, 9o39, co39, $ri" #$"ti" tu%3 9F3 $"3
Co, 9ut Coper, so3e an! ho3e. $a 9"t $u%p" s/3 "n! h"3
)o!er, so!ierS Boo! is thic$er, sF!" #s"@" 9/! '7 #'$"
=uoth he, than iOueur or iOuor, $" hi% <En i$" " #'$"
a$in+, it is sa! 9ut true, #3e'$' 't '7 sE! 9"t tru%
In 9raa!o, 3uch a!o. 'n 9r"#ei!" 3/ "#!u%
)tran+er !oes not rh*3e ith an+er, #stre'n@" !/7 nFt ra'3 '< #E+"
Geither !oes !eour ith can+our. nai<" !/7 !'#a" '< #$E+"
Piot, piot, +aunt, 9ut aunt, #pa'"t #p'"t +%nt 9"t %nt
Jont, >ront, ont, ant, +ran! an! +rant. >Fnt >r/nt "nt Fnt +r"n! "n! +r%nt
Arsenic, speci>ic, scenic, #%sn'$ sps'>'$ #si%n'$
eic, rhetoric, h*+ienic. #r'$ #rt"r'$ ha'#@i%n'$
Noose9err*, +oose, an! Cose, 9ut cose, +79"ri +u%s "n! $"7 9"t $"s
Para!ise, rise, rose, an! !ose. #pEr"!a's ra'7 r"7 "n! !"s
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)a* inei+h, nei+h, 9ut inei+e, se' 'n#e' ne' 9"t 'n#i%+
a$e the atter rh*3e ith ea+e. 3e'$ <" #Et" ra'3 '< #i%+
in!S ean!erin+ 9ut 3ean, 3a'n! 3i%"n!"r' 9"t 3i%n
Xaentine an! 3a+a7ine. #E"nta'n "n! 3E+"7i%n
An! I 9et *ou, !ear, a penn*, "n! a' 9t u% !i" " #pni
ou sa* 3ani>o! i$e 3an*, u% se' #3Eni>"! a'$ #3ni
Hhich is ron+. )a* rapier, pier, ' '7 rF se' #re'p'" pi"
Tier one ho ties, 9ut tier. #ta'" /n h ta'7 9"t ti"
Arch, archan+e; pra*, !oes errin+ % #%$#e'n@" pre' !/7 #6%r'
h*3e ith herrin+ or ith stirrin+R ra'3 '< #hr' " '< #st6%r'
Prison, 9ison, treasure troe, #pr'7n #9a's"n #tr(" tr"
Treason, hoer, coer, coe, #tri%7n hF" $/" $"
Perseerance, seerance. i9a! p6%sii"r"ns #s"r"ns #r'9"!
h*3es 9ut pie9a! !oesn#t ith ni99e!. ra'37 9"t #pa'9%! #!/7nt '< #n'9!
Phaeton, paean, +nat, +hat, +na, #>e''tn #pi%"n nEt +%t n%
Kien, ps*chic, shone, 9one, psha. i%"n #sa'$'$ (Fn 9"n (%
Don#t 9e !on, 3* on, 9ut rou+h it, !"nt 9i% !an 3a' "n 9"t r/> 't
An! !istin+uish Bu>>et, 9u>>et; "n! !'s#t'+'( 9>ei 9/>it
Broo!, stoo!, roo>, roo$, schoo, oo, 9oon, 9ru%! st! ru%> r$ s$u% 9u%n
Horcester, Boe*n, to i3pu+n. #st" #9'n t" '3#pu%n
)a* in soun!s correct an! sterin+ se' 'n san!7 $"#r$t "n! #st6%'
Qearse, hear, hear$en, *ear an! *earin+. h6%s h'" #h%$n i" "n! #6%i
i, !ei, 3e77otint, #i% #! 3!7"tint
in! the YS A +ente hint. 3a'n! <" 7! e' #@nt h'nt
Go *ou nee! not pa* attention na u% ni%! nFt pe' "#tn("n
To such soun!s as I !on#t 3ention, t" s/ san!7 "7 a' !"nt #3n("n
)oun!s i$e pores, pause, pours an! pas, san!7 a'$ p"7 p%7 p"7 "n! p%7
h*3in+ ith the pronoun *ours; #ra'3' '< <" #pr"nan %7
Gor are proper na3es incu!e!, n% % #prFp" ne'37 'n#$u%!'!
Thou+h I o>ten hear!, as *ou !i!, <" a' %>"n h6%! "7 u% !'!
Junn* rh*3es to unicorn, #>/ni ra'37 t" #u%n'$%n
es, *ou $no the3, Xau+han an! )trachan. s u% n" <3 %n "n! str%n
Go, 3* 3ai!en, co* an! co3e*, n" 3a' #3e'!n $i "n! $/3i
I !on#t ant to spea$ o> Cho3on!ee*. a' !"nt Fnt t" spi%$ F $"#3/n!i
Go. et Jrou!e co3pare! ith prou! n" t >ru%! $"3#p"! '< pra!
Is no 9etter than cKeo!. '7 n" #9t" <En 3"$a!
But 3in! triia an! ia, 9"t #tr''" "n! #a'"
Tripo!, 3enia, !enia, #tra'pF! #3i%n'" !'#na'"
Tro an! troe*, rea3 an! rea3, tr" "n! #trFi r3 "n! ri%3
)che!ue, 3ischie>, schis3, an! sche3e. #(@u% #3'st('> s'73 "n! s$i%3
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Ar+i, Ni, Ar+*, +i. )ure* #%@' @' %#+a' +' (%i
a* 9e 3a!e to rh*3e ith aei+h, 3e' 9i% 3e'! t" ra'3 '< #r%i
But *ou#re not suppose! to sa* 9"t % nFt s"#p"7! t" se'
PiOuet rh*3es ith so9riOuet. p'$t ra'37 '< s"9ri$ei
Qa! this inai! Inai! hE! <'s #in"i! 'n#E'!
Horthess !ocu3entsR Qo pai!, #6%'s !F$3"nts ha #pE'!
Qo uncouth he, couchant, oo$e!, ha /n#$u% hi% #$a"nt $t
Hhen >or Ports3outh I ha! 9oo$e!S n >% p"ts3" a' hE! #9$t
Yeus, The9es, Thaes, Aphro!ite, 7u%s i%97 #e'i%7 E>r"#!a'ti
Para3our, ena3oure!, >i+ht*, #pEr"3" nE3"! #>a'ti
piso!es, antipo!es, p's"!7 En#t'p"!i%7
AcOuiesce, an! o9seOuies. E$i%#s "n! F9si$i%7
Pease !on#t 3on$e* ith the +e*ser, pi%7 !"nt #3/$i '< <" +ei7"
Don#t pee taters ith 3* ra7or, !"nt pi% teit"7 '< 3a' #re'7"
ather sa* in accents pure: r%<" se' 'n E$s"nts p"
Gature, stature an! 3ature. #ne'" stEt" "n! 3"#t"
Pious, i3pious, i39, ci39, +u3*, #pa'"s #'3p'"s '3 $a'3 +/3i
Horste!, orste!, cru39*, !u39*, #st'! 6%sti! $r/39i !/3i
ConOuer, conOuest, ase, phase, >an, #$F$" #$F$st %7 >e'7 >En
Han, se!an an! artisan. Fn s'#!En "n! %t'#7En
The TQ i sure* trou9e *ou <i ti%e' ' ("i #tr/9 u%
ore than , CQ or H. 3" <En % #si%#eit( " #!/9u%
)a* then these phonetic +e3s: se' <n <i%7 >"nti$ @37
Tho3as, th*3e, Theresa, Tha3es. #tF3"s ta'3 t"#ri%s" t37
Tho3pson, Chatha3, Hatha3, )treatha3, #tF3ps"n #Et"3 #Ft"3 #strt"3
There are 3ore 9ut I >or+et the3 <" % 3" 9"t a' >"#+t <3
HaitS I#e +ot it: Anthon*, e't a' +Ft 't #Ent"ni
Ki+hten *our anxiet*. #a'tn % E#7a'"ti
The archaic or! a9eit <i %#$e''$ 6%! %#9i%'t
Does not rh*3e ith ei+ht-*ou see it; !/7 nFt ra'3 '< e't u% si% 't
Hith an! >orthith, one has oice, '< "n! >"i /n h"7 's
Mne has not, *ou 3a$e *our choice. /n h"7 nFt u% 3e'$ % is
)hoes, +oes, !oes. Go >irst sa*: >in+er; (u%7 +"7 !/7 na >6%st se' #>'+"
Then sa*: sin+er, +in+er, in+er. <n se' si" #@'n@" #'+"
ea, 7ea, 3aue, +au7e an! +au+e, ri%" 7i% 3" +%7 "n! +e'@
arria+e, >oia+e, 3ira+e, a+e, 3Eri!W #>"i'@ 3'#r%W e'@
Qero, heron, Ouer*, er*, #hi"r" #hr"n $i"ri #ri
Parr*, tarr*, >ur*, 9ur*, #pEri #tEri #>"ri #9ri
Dost, ost, post, an! !oth, coth, oth, !/st Fst p"st "n! !/ $F "
?o9, ?o9, 9osso3, 9oso3, oath. @F9 @"9 #9Fs"3 #97"3 "
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Jau+h, oppu+nant, $een oppu+ners, >% "#p/+n"nt $i%n "pu%n"7
Boin+, 9oin+, 9ano-tuners #9"' 9ai 9En@" tu%n"7
Qo3 *ou $no, 9ut noes, canoes, h"3 u% n" 9"t n"7 $"nu%7
Puisne, truis3, Zse, to useR #pu%ni #tru%'73 u%s t" u%7
Thou+h the !i>>erence see3s itte, <" <" #!'>"r"ns si%37 #'t
He sa* actua, 9ut ictua, i% se' #E$tu%" 9"t #'t
)eat, seat, chaste, caste, Kei+h, ei+ht, hei+ht, si%t st e'st $%st i% e't ha't
Put, nut, +ranite, an! unite. pt n/t #+rEn't "n! u%#na't
ee>er !oes not rh*3e ith !ea>er, #ri%>" !/7 nFt ra'3 '< !>"
Jeo>>er !oes, an! 7eph*r, hei>er. #>>" !/7 "n! #7>" #h>"
Du, 9u, Neo>>re*, Neor+e, ate, ate, !/ 9 #@>ri @%@ t e't
Qint, pint, senate, 9ut se!ate. h'nt pa'nt #sn't 9"t s'#!e't
Naeic, Ara9ic, paci>ic, #+e''$ #Er"9'$ p"#s'>'$
)cience, conscience, scienti>ic; #sa'"ns $Fn("ns sa'"nt'>'$
Tour, 9ut our, !our, succour, >our, t" 9"t a" !" #s/$" >"
Nas, aas, an! Ar$ansas. +Es "#%s "n! #%$"ns%
)a* 3anoeure, *acht an! o3it, se' 3"#nu%" Ft "n! #F3't
Gext o3it, hich !i>>ers >ro3 it n$st "#3't ' !'>"7 >r"3 't
Bona >i!e, ai9i #9"n" >ai!i #E'9a'
N*rate, !or* an! ar*. #@ai"re't #!ari "n! "#ra'
)ea, i!ea, +uinea, area, si% a'#!'" #+'ni #"r'"
Psa3, aria, 9ut 3aaria. s%3 3"#r'" 9"t 3"#"r'"
outh, south, southern, ceanse an! cean, u% sa #s/<"n $n7 "n! $i%n
Doctrine, turpentine, 3arine. #!F$tr'n #t6%p"nta'n 3"#ri%n
Co3pare aien ith Itaian, $"3#p" #e''"n '< '#tE'"n
Dan!eion ith 9attaion, !"n!iai"n '< 9"#tEi"n
a* ith a*; *ea, *e, #rEi '< "ai e' i%
*e, I, a*, a*e, he*, $e*, Oua*S a' a' e' e' e' $i% $i%
)a* aer, 9ut eer, >eer, se' "6% 9"t #" #>i%"
Geither, eisure, s$ein, receier. nai<" W" s$e'n r'#si%"
Geer +uess-it is not sa>e, #n" +s 't '7 nFt se'>
He sa* caes, aes, ha>, 9ut a>. i% se' $%7 E7 h%> 9"t re'>
)tarr*, +ranar*, canar*, #st%ri #+rEn"ri $"#n"ri
Creice, 9ut !eice, an! e*rie, #$r's 9"t !'#a's "n! #"ri
Jace, 9ut pre>ace, then +ri3ace, >e's 9"t #pr>'s <n +ri3eis
Phe+3, phe+3atic, ass, +ass, 9ass. >3 >+#3Et'$ Es +%s 9eis
Bass, ar+e, tar+et, +in, +ie, er+in+, 9Es %@ #t%+'t @'n +' 6%@'
Mu+ht, oust, oust, an! scour, 9ut scour+in+; %t ast @ast "n! s$a" 9"t #s$6%!Wi
ar, 9ut earn; an! ere an! tear i" 9"t 6%n "n! " "n! t"
Do not rh*3e ith here 9ut heir. !u% nFt ra'3 '< h'" 9"t "
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The Chaos - Text & IPA transcription 02-05-2014 ; 18:41
in! the M o> o>> an! o>ten 3a'n! <" " F F> "n! %>"n
Hhich 3a* 9e pronounce! as orphan, ' 9i% pr"#nanst "7 #%>"n
Hith the soun! o> sa an! sauce; '< <" san! F s% "n! s%s
Aso so>t, ost, coth an! cross. #%s" sF>t Fst $F "n! $r%s
Pu!!in+, pu!!e, puttin+. Puttin+R #p!' #p/! pt' p/t'
es: at +o> it rh*3es ith shuttin+. s Et +F> 't ra'37 '< #(/t'
espite, spite, consent, resent. #rsp't spa't $"n#snt r'#7nt
Kia9e, 9ut Paria3ent. #a'"9 9"t p%i3nt
)een is ri+ht, 9ut so is een, #sn '7 ra't 9"t s" '7 #i%n
Q*phen, rou+hen, nephe, )tephen, #ha'>"n #r/>n #nu% #sti%n
on$e*, !on$e*, cer$ an! er$, #3/$i !F$i $%$ "n! @6%$
Asp, +rasp, asp, !e3esne, cor$, or$. Esp +r%sp Fsp !'#3e'n $%$ 6%$
A o> aour, api! apour, e' F #E" #Ep'! #e'p"
) o> nes co3pare nespaper, s F nu%7 $"3#p" #nu%spe'p"
N o> +i99et, +i99on, +ist, @i% F #@'9't #+'9"n @'st
I o> antichrist an! +rist, a' F #Ent'$ra'st "n! +r'st
Di>>er i$e !ierse an! !iers, #!'>" a'$ !a'6%s "n! #!a'"7
iers, striers, shiers, >iers. #r'"7 strai"7 #('"7 #>ai"7
Mnce, 9ut nonce, to, !o, 9ut ro, /ns 9"t nFns t" !F 9"t r"
Poish, poish, Po an! po. #p"'( #pF'( pF "n! p"
Pronunciation, thin$ o> Ps*che, pr"n/nsi%e'("n '$ F #sa'$i
Is a pain+, stout an! spi$*. '7 " #pe'' stat "n! #spa'$i
Hon#t it 3a$e *ou ose *our its "nt 't 3e'$ u% u%7 % 'ts
Hritin+ +roats an! sa*in+ +ritsR #ra't' +r"ts "n! #se'' +r'ts
It#s a !ar$ a9*ss or tunne 'ts " !%$ "#9's " #t/n
)tren ith stones i$e rooc$, +unae, stru%n '< st"n7 a'$ #rF"$ +/n
Isin+ton, an! Ise o> Hi+ht, #'7'tn "n! a' F a't
Qousei>e, er!ict an! in!ict. h/7i> #6%!'$t "n! 'n#!a't
Don#t *ou thin$ so, rea!er, rather, !"nt u% '$ s" #ri%!" r%<"
)a*in+ ather, 9ather, >atherR #se'' #E<" #9e'<" #>%<"
Jina*, hich rh*3es ith enou+h, #>a'n"i ' ra'37 '< '#n/>
Thou+h, throu+h, 9ou+h, cou+h, hou+h, sou+h, tou+hRR <" ru% 9a $F> hF$ s/> t/>
Qiccou+h has the soun! o> sup. hi$/p h"7 <" san! " s/p
* a!ice is: NIX IT ZPS 3a' "!#a's '7 +' 't /p
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