THE ADVENTURES OF JOMO!
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THE ADVENTURES OF JOMO!And maybe Mojo…
Children’s book by JOMO
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This is Mojo
Mojo has a purple afro.P-U-R-L-P-EThat is how you spell purple.Do you know what it says On Mojo’s shirt?It says I’m a yokel!
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This is Jomo
Jomo has a green afro.Do you know what an afro is?You do?Well, I’m sorry but you’retoo dumb so stop lying kid!
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This is Banana
Jackie is a blue banana.She likes coconut juice.Do you know what colourJackie is?What?! Blue?You looked didn’t you?You filthy cheater! Come here, you little- !
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“Haha! Your shirt points to no one!” says Mojo.
Jomo feels sad.
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So Jomo flips around.
Mojo feels angry.
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“That’s cheating!” says Mojo
Jomo feels annoyed.
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Jomo flips back.
“No it’s not!” says Jomo.
Mojo has an EVIL plan.
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“That’s cheating!” says Jomo.
Mojo feels happy.
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“AWAAAAAA!” says Jomo.
Mojo feels bad now.
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So he runs away.
Jackie wanders by.
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…What the Coconut Juice?
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Questions on the Story
Who is the main character?A. JomoB. MojoC. JackieD. Bob
If you answered “E”, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU LOSE!
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More Stupid QuestionsHow many emotions are in the story?A. I’m emotionally retarded so I’m too sad to say.B. I’m cognitively retarded so I don’t know if I should tell you.C. I’m socially retarded. I’ll tell you if you be my friend…D. I’m physically retarded so I don’t have the strength to tell you.E. I’m mentally retarded so obviously I can’t think, buttface!
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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THE END