The 5 Smartest Things You Can Do In Small It
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5 Smart things in Small IT
Harper ReedScott Van Den Plas
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Two options
"Mustaches""Giraffes"
Send a Text Message with your choice to:
(847) 201-8000
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Giraffes Win!
Majestic.
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Mustache == Success
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Giraffes are like rapidly growing trees, but are a better source of fuel.
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Energy Independence.
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Successful Mustache Aficionados
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Harvesting a Giraffe is difficult, but not impossible.
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Werewolves are killing machines
VS.
Werewolf(Pictured with mustache)
Jason Fried(Pictured here hairless)
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Separating the fuel parts of the Giraffe from the construction materials.
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Real World Tangible Results
Still married but now we hang out with Hillary Clinton.
The difference?FACIAL HAIR.
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Baby Giraffes can be incinerated whole
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Mustache Overload
Successful (w/ gun) Found in hole (w/o pants)
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Giraffe Efficiency
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The Mustache in Technology
Woz
Invented Personal Computerdue to beard.
David Lee Roth
Invented high kick in assless chaps due to chest hair.
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Giraffe Production
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Successful Mustache?It will be named after you.
PanchoVilla
Fu Manchu SalvadorDali
CosmonautUnibrau
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Best route to mustache success?Breed with Tom Selleck.
Most successful person of all time.
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Overview
5 Smart things in Small IT
1. Use Google Apps
2. Go Wireless, preferably 802.11n
3. Cheap Storage, 2 TB NAS for $1500
4. Low Power consumption, Low Cost desktops
5. Ditch land lines, do Skype/VoIP
6. Steal Wifi from your neighbors