01 XIN.16 T h iI iIL Ii IiIJ FMrh6?,. 1992

andaism Th Chice Symposim Speaker John Spence Speaksof a New Generationon "The Weight of Modern China"

By AKASH KAPUR campus. Pepsi is expected toSometime in the past month move new equipment onto cam-meone on campus discoi'ered a pus in about three weeks that By JOHN MACNEILew way of making money. Un- should be protected against fu- Yale Professor Jonathan SP-rtunately, over the past couple ture tampering, but Wilmer *ence presented 'this year's Alfrf'weeks- that -discovery -has- cost points out that if.-the -students : Stern Lcuesru da~~e Pepsi company over $3000. find a way to get past the new Cochran Chapel. Spence, tehe discovery, a way to. rob-Pepsi ,safeguards -then Pepsi. could de-. George Burton Adams Profess~r'-ending machines, also denied the cide to pull all the machines ff nof History at Yale University, dip-hool of its customary ten perc- campus. " We're dangerously cusdteiptofCnseh-

of Pepss profitsl close to losing all our machines," tory and tradition on modernIn the past few weeks, at least says Wilmer. Chinese society through his

ght vending machines on cam- Mr. Neil Casey, Vending speech " The Weight of Tradi- 's have been robbed of money Manager for Pepsi in Methuen, tion in Contemporary China."dsoda cans. The offenders in- Ma., was, understandably upset., Spence's speech, the final lec-

- ~~~ture in a series of eents coorcdl-nated. by the Headmaster's Sym-posium, outlined four major pro-blems with modern Chinesesociety and the impact of Chinese history and tradition on these "areas. Spence focused on China's

Stearns Lecturer Jonathon D. Spence P~~~~~~Fhaio/C. Kimattempt to maintain domestic SersLcue oahnDSecorder, China's ability to extract tain order often violated basic ence added that in China today, According to Spence' " Goy-enough income from the Chinese human rights, the Chinese Army " has a hghly ernments collapsed %%hen they'people to-use in government, its "Consistently across this pu~blicized part in society," and could no longer collect taxesuse of foreign technology, and it period, Chinese governments have through arms sales to other coun- regularly." He added that in con-:balance between the Communist had a fear of disorder, " said Sp- tries, became integrated into the temporary Chinese society this*Party, the army, and the civil ence, speaking of Chinese history political system. tax collecting evolved into a gov-'society. from' 1644 to the present. '' The China's current regime is also erment-supervised collctive

Spence began his lecture by worst fright for a Chinese ruler attempting to integrate- the civil- farming system, in. which the.commending the' Headmaster's has been a large group of demon- ian population into the other two state controls all the money,.

,The Traumatazed Victim Photo/D. Sahadevan -Symposium and its series ofsrtn epe"h de.S-mi ocsi oitsi P- Lastly, Spence discuised he-speeches and presentations on ence also mentioned that China's ence. After vigorous education ways in which Chinese tradition-

ted either a saline solution or and said that Pepsi would press China. He also praised Andover's fear for disorder manifested itself and examination, the government influ enced China's use of foreign-anti-freeze into the dollar note legal charges 4if the students student exchange program with in attacks on scholars who dis- selects students to devote their technology, and how it has been.,lidators thus causing the responsible fort the theft and China. Spence explained why sented from the govern ment, and lives to the communist regime influenced. According to Spence,chines to short circuit and spit damage were caught. He believes China hasinterested him, stating through careful regulation of reli- and " define the direction of the Chinese rulers during the last dy-tits contents. The machines that " it's-only a matter of time his fascination with the country's gious groups such as Buddhists government." China's weak nasty observed the skills ofte'ated in Taylor, Stewart, Junior before they're caught." Wilmer " lengthy and rich history, cul- and early Christian missionaries, resistance to totalitarian regimes Westerners and- used them for. the'-use, Will Hall and the base- states " they're definitely going. turei, and institutions." "The state has always been results mostly from the lack of ci- benefit of the emperor. "Thent of Evans were among those to face probation and may be i- The first topic .of Spence's watchful of these groups," he vilian institutions. " China was Chinese leadership desired to

able for dismissal." He adds that speech concerned China's effort said. very frail in developing opp'osi- make selective use of foreignIn addition to the' money and they will have to make up for the to maintain domestic order. p-. Spence next discussed the ef- tion to the government in the technology,," said Sp~nce. Ins stolen, the destroyed lost funds to Pepsi, either finan- ence described several actions feet of tradition on China's cur- form of .institutions-no churches, China today, this selective use of:.

chanis costsPepsi400 do- cialy or erhapsthroug some taken by the current Chinese rent atteijpt to balance the three YMCA's, or Chambers of Coin- foreign technology is seen in thesto replace. " We're talking sort of work program. regime, such as the crackdown on major forces of Chinese society: merce," stated Spence. Despite regulation of communication.

tty significant - heft here," For now, Wilmer states that student demonstrators in Tianan- the Communist Party, the army, this, the majority of Chinese citi- The government mainly censorssDean Wilmer. He also points " all [the school] can do is get as men Square in 1989. He ex- and the civil society. According zens support movements for anti-communist radio and TVthat Pepsi gives ten percent many eyes as possible on the plained how China's history and to Spence, every Chinese regime change, such as the student dem- broadcasts, said Spence.

its profits back to the clusters machines". He emphasizes that tradition have influenced this since the 17th century has en- - onstration in Tianan inSqtIa-rd. Following the lecture, Spence-therefore " the kids are " this is not, small time stuff" need to maintain control, even sured the existence of some kind . The Chinese gov'ernment's abil- Fielded questions from the audi-

ing from other kids.." while Casey promises that though the means used to main- of " central orthodoxy," to bal- ity to' collect taxes is also in- ence, and the discussion was con-s a ternporary ... solution, the .."..when they -get a bill for, aince of the powers in society. Sp- fluenced by Chinese tradition.

lar bill validators have either whatever the damage' is, they're---n removed from or deacti- gonna be singing the blues."

ed n hemahins rond- Girl's Basketball New England C'hampsStuentCoucilDebtes DowlingLeads Team to Back-to-Back Titles

acial~~~~~ension on Campus~~~~~~~~~~~ -'~~~~' - ~~~~ -~Bv LEIF DORMSJO sixteen rebounds. Tanya Humle

By CHRISTINA KUO ing that SARC also has its pro- Samuel Phillips rolled over in '92 added. seven rebound& to aidLast Sunday, the Student blems. " Most people only come hlis grave. There is no doubt our Andover's cause.uncil convened to discuss ra- to the meetings if the issue di- ~''"" t' beloved founder. would be cheer- Facing, off against Deerfield.I tensions on campus. The rectly affects them," said Abiola, i ng in an overwhelming euphony the Blue hoped to take advantageeting was in response to a call and added that even if they do . for the Girls' Varsity Basketball of a possible underdog situation.Instructor in English Meredithv-come, " [they] feel they're going team. On Sunday, Andover's fin- Deerfield (14-4) defeated Choatece for discussion of the current to b attacked when they open est captured their second straight Rosemary Hall in their semi-finalial~climate on campus. Several their mouth." New England Prep School open match-up on Friday.sts attended the meeting, in- RPD Senior Rep Adam Roll - "division title over Deerfield, 62- After giving up the game's first

ng he ead ofAf-at-madded that in the current climate i 49. Only three years ago, the Blue t'%o baskets, Andover scorediU, GSA, ARC, and Meredith of racial sensitivity, " no one ha opetdawnis esn.'e - nnwre onsce wvants to voice an opinion be- ~''Advretrdtunmn Deerfield's Rebecca Black con-Dylan Seff opened the meeting cuetydo'wato.mk play' with a 10-1 record, ironicallyncedoathepitplyhtintroducing Price and outlin- someone feel' uncomfortable." having only fallen to Deerfield cut the lead to 8-7. Aain. PAPrice's concern about racial 'Tracy Mullins pointed out thatealeintesso.Ithr n nason puii im

sions. Price then spoke to the '*silent people are the deadliest, quarterfinal match, they retired banking nine -points. Th~ firstuncil, citing Doug Kern's arti-' scariest, type of people." Loomis-Chaffee, 54-47. Beck% quarter came to a close at lI7.

on MLK Day, Instructor in JSU Co-Head Kira Goldstein ~~~~~Dowling '94 scored fifteen points The second quarter displayedtory Kathy Dalton's letter to expressed her feeling of isolation ad gabd tet-n ls hci-b, ohcus hePhillipian, and the recent on campus as a result of her cul-reonsGudCatrM shB re'sJnaKassrdon reverse discrimination as ture " I feel lost ... I don't ident-'93 tallied sixteen points and seven points to keep Deerfield inI on evers discimintion s tur. '~ fee losr..l dn't ient- TI~e Reigning Champs Twso Year,. in a Rw cuesH Brawn

mples of shaky race relations ify with many people on amn- CresH.Kerry O'Malley had eleven points reach of he' Blue. Dowling andthe PA campus. He observed pus." She added that ".many 'TLi f and eleven rebounds. Mlarsh paced Andover 'vith aIit is~ difficult for students of people on campus can't un- G H-uall Receives Sparked by the play of* Alex combined eleven points. Entering

or to live on this campus and derstand~ that I'm not 'white' but ~ o bCAlderoi 93 late in the fourth intermission. PA held a 30-25 ad-it can cause " a lot of pain." Jewish...It's not country related A nonuiym us m b ]hreat quarter, the Blue edged Nobles & vantage.

Price expressed his desire to by culture related." Upper Rep Greenough, 44-39.' Calderon The Blue opened up the lead ind a wvay to alleviate the hard- Chris Keady commented on the F r L ~ u ~ re Lri e posted seven clutch points down the third quarter, outscoring

pfor people of color on this difficult situation, saying, " half Fir D nar" "'' A rr V OIC the stretch. Dowlinp- camepus and to create a climate of the people say you shouldn't through with sixteen points an d Coiiue o e 3Iwould " make everyone feel be classified black or white orByJH MANIdaethbuligsftornfortable and loved." Jewish and the other half want to Last Friday at 907 ANM, ter-.

QN Senor Re HazelBoyd mphasie ther hertag. George Washington HallI recieved ' "I don't know what he w'asT h11,i L Bxressed her concern that One council member suggested an anonymous bomb threat. The trying to evoke from us," said

'hen j~ing com up, heres tha inceasededuction ouldbuilding was evacuated and the Executive Assistant to the Head-________open forum for discussion," allow more discussion of race. local police and fire department master John Bachmnan, on thementioned that mostly talk relations. Senior Chi Egwueke were notified, but the call was ac- caller's reasons for making tlxe Vandalism Damages More than Machines Pagae 2

ong hemslvesin sall roupes disagreed, cou'ntering, "There tually a prank. prank. Bachmnan added that thefries and don aly Pn~ ar ayedctoa oprui- oEenrONil call mayhav bIe inrsonet

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The i~~~~~~~hililpian ~~~~~~~Lewis Addresses Female ole*s.,>To The Editor: Maybe there were not any Ieiial we honestly say that people's perhE

Editor in Chief Executive Editor Managing Editor After reading this week's Phillip- applicants for thesc positions. 11' this quialification% wcrc thc only factors .,uter

' Edward Gesing Mark Jaklovsky Samantha Appleton ian, I am wondering, if Phill~ips iv the ase, I am disheartcncd be- ctisidered?. I am not saying. that form=Academy " does not realize on the yond belief. In last week's Phillip-, there was a conspiracy on The idd~~~~News Editors Commentary Editors basis of sex ... in administration of ian,' almbst half of the writers were hliinbadt nyhr e ihela

Michael Corkery Raphael de Balmann ~~~~its ... school-administered pro- worhcn. The same is true of (we all know that's not true.) I amJohn Mac~~~~~~~~~~eil Oreoluwa Owodunni ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~weveJohn Niac~~~~eil Oreoluwa Owodunni ~~~gramTs'.wh ar there so few WPAA'~ winter radio schedule. simply suggesting that we, as m is

women Fillig the majo board~pos- Wh~-Aren't-these- girls-applying--for-~membcrs- of--a--%uhversively- Cxilsl- - ~- Sports Editors Photography~~~ditor Features Editor ~ tions o the two major clubs on positions where they will be heard? American society, have been .dd-Leif Dormsjo -David Sahadevan Victoria Kataoka -campus?-* 1-do-'not man- to lump What -are women at -PA afraid-of' - socialized.to--scc. men-in thP..boad diid.

Tim Gallagher - tgheThPhliian adWA. Pe'rhaps they are intimidated, or. room, and womcn in thc office 6onIn fact, [-realize that they are very afraid of being labeled power-hun- the phone: Only when we activdly

Business Editors Seventh Page Editor ~~~different organizations. But these gry by their male counterparts. Per- recognize se reopcs, a Is-Emily Ellis .. Nicholas Wadhams . ~are the two biggest -forums for su- haps they are unwilling to take a. cover their adverse effect o the

* ~~~~~Camilla von Stauffenberg .dent expression on-campus. chance and apply because they are Phillips Academy 'communit'y'(andCertainly there is. Samantha Ap- afraid of rejection, or ridicule. I I use that word in it's loosest defini-

p - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-' ~~~~~~~~~~pleton as Managing Editor, and Tori have. no idea. But I ask every girl tion), can we begin to change.Associates;. Kataoka as Features Editor, but who is affiliated with either group In saying all of this , realize that

* [Nes] Chistin KuoAkashKapurl~porsl Chis Gerge ela oe other than that, the only major posi- to enlihten all of us on her reasons I am far from an expert. am notTe[Features] Jessica Glasser, Kate Kennedy [Sevenith Page] Liz Y. Han tions held by' females in either The for not seeking board positions. affiliated with either The Phillipian cThoe[Business] Kristin Pfeifle [Data M~anager] Tushaar Agrawal Phillipian or WPAA are secretarial Maybe Andover students (both fe- or WPAA in any way. I am just a nice,[Transportation] Steven Kokinos Circulation] Daniel Ansley, 'in nature, or in the case of Erikamaendfal)wl ie ora'gur'Aovrsdnt-fschae"

* Jack Cardwell, Timothy Newton, Aaron Sharma . ~Schreiner, extremely limited jobs. change. thing exists, looking at this with an dividu* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Why is this? But maybe she did apply for a outsider's eye. These two or- se

position. In which case I ask -can ganizations are just examples of the'ricpIley A 'Distressing Trend K r' ies--ntr'~ ging

in detBehavior lz

tlike* . ~~Recently, vandals have " hit" Pepsi vendtng machines across cam- enee'

pus, effecting not only the out-pouring of coins but also the short- By DOUG KERN . he did, but because he expressed it I)American Indian: 30 points yeS* ~~circuiting of crucial parts of the machine, the replacement of which (Author's note: I wrote this essay in such a parently vulgar fashion. 2)Hispanic American: 25 points - ramt

will cost $400 per unit. . .for last week; space. considerations Our ears~ recoil in terror at the tact- 3)African American: 20 pointsoveDespite February seventeenth's all-school meeting, adls tl forced its delay. Yet after reading less. fall, of Mr. Watt's assertion -- yet 4)Asian from a politically correctrs1

plagues the campus. First and foremost. the meetings attempted to Mr. Lin's letter, I w~ondered: should what words could have expressed Asian nation (e.g. Cambodia,oardissuade tudents fom theftvandalis, and disegard forthe cam-I submit this essay at all? Mr. Lin's that sentihient with taste... Vietnam, Laos, China, etc.): 15 y ar

On a lightr note, te meetinggave the ommunity breathersententious screed skillfully slammed Vagueness also clouds our con- points hedpus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~scurrilous satire-scrawling scoundrels templation of diversity. Intuitively, 5)Asian from a politically in-a with the announc ment ofthe: folowing ay as H admaste's Day. such. as myself. Ashamed, I wanted we recognize that a Hispanic social- correct Asian nation (e.g. Japan,esUnfortnatel, thelatterwas te prealentthemeas stdentssvereto etract my essay, shave off my ist Buddhist provides more diversity Hong 'Kong, Korea, and all the ao

infinitely more concerned with issues such as early athletic practices hair, vote for Jerry Brown, and be- .to a community than (say) a conser- others with capitalism): 10 points. than they were with eliminating vandalism at PA. come a pagan Democrat. Luckily, vative middle-class Midwestern short 6)lndian or Pakistani: 5 points h

The damage to the vending machines, which occurred so soon Raphael de Balmann talked me out whiteml u o vr aecn 7Erpa:0pit frornafter the all-school meeting-, is a disheartening sign. Whether or not of it. Hence, this essay. A word of bi&.assayed so quickly. Does acrip- Feel free to use fractions to adjust -dat

our num respose is ecauseof the ightherted tne wit whichwarning: if you prefer cluster sack pled African-Arrirican environmen- this. For example I am one thirty *dw

the meeting ended there is now concrete evidence that wve, the tu- races over conservative humor as a talist provide more diversity than an second American Indian, so I get nn* dent ody, di not hed the dministation'sreprimnd means of saving Phillips Academy Asian-American Jewish feminist? 30/32 = almost one point. .ic

from itself, do not read this essay. t And breathes there a liberal with a 2)Religious Affilain. . ecPepsi theatenedto presschargesin the eent tha the vanals arewill upset you.) I io soul so .ddad, who never to himself l)Atheist: 10 points _____ icipabusted. Our indifference has reached such drastic proportions as to Afe uhitn otmltohssi,"uthwmn S 2)libevi_i_ieration `the- o' omp

merit legal action. Will it. take LEGAL action to change our atti- many examina tions of recent 'ridden sensitive white males does it logy: 10 points rtude? Will it take metal and plastic" detectors in our buildings? Phillipian issues, and a profound take to equal one oppressed black 3)Muslin, Buddhist, Confucian,What will it take to stop us from destrovirig our facilities, our cam- reappraisal of my phy'jeal ne~d to person?",, or any -other non-Judeo-Christinapus, and our community? Need we be policed by external forces? f make'trouble, I have come to one Vstene o betv ie-rlfo:5pitso, it is appalling evidence of' the perpetual breakdown of our corn- inescapable conclusion: Phillips'saty -stanaar.ds has swollen to burst-' 4)Jewish: 3 pointsmuni ty. Academy must create objective ing. As ever, I have the solution. 5)Mainline Protestant: 0 points

- I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~standards for diversity, proudly, I present the Kern Diverse- 6)Roman Catholid: -5 points 1This contention may seem face- o-Meter (patent pending). This pot- 7)Evangelical or Fundamentalist

ii.. ~~~tious, given that "objective ent sociological tool shall answer all Christian:,- 10 pointsE xam ination of m e ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~standards" and" diversity" have questions of diversity, including 3) Political Affiliation:- . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~become antonyms of late. Nevierthe- questions that no one has asked. I)Socialist or Marxist: 10 points* I ** D eans' Schedule ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~less, the need for such standards With this simple questionnaite, the 2)Liberal : 5 points

presses upon us at every turn. Last diversity level of an individual, 3)A Democrat: 0 points By R*week in-: The Phillipian, Dylan Seff *group; or community can be deter- 4)A moderate: -10 points .his

1outed the dvriyothStdtmieinmemnus.5)*A conservative: negative infin- ents"The road to Hell s paved wth good intentions, observed Council by denoting the presence of I created the Kern Diverse-o- ity. Ask Clarence Thomas. icipa

George Herbert manN years before the ads ent of the Dean's black wvomen on he Council. In the Meter using the most, stringent 4) Gender: - ang(-.- -Schedule. Yet Herbert could scarcely hav e better predicted the course of his epistle, he referred to -scientific methods. For example, in Female: 10 points ool.

morass that has enveloped the last few-weeks of' eversy term at PA. those women as " 'double-whammny' the Ethnicity section, determined Male: 0 points . ents,* ~~The Dean's Schedule is the result of a laudable desire by the Ad-- minorities." Though accurate, the point levels of each race by 5) Sexual Preference: y'92

-.- ministration to make the usually harrowing end of a term more pal- Dylan's -phrase lacks apposite ele- qnIfyn henme o n )Homosexual: 15 points abethafable or studnts. Aparentl', it fnally awned o the poers tht gance is contrived clarity screams dividuals in each race exterminated .2)Bisexual: 10 points SP'S

be that perhap teewsn nedfrsuettohvnros out at the reader to notice the ini some' hideous holocaust (the con- 3)Straight: 0 points icipais thre as n ned fo stdent tohavenerouslacuna in the English language* centration camps, the killinhg fields, 6)Favorite Issue: ls- . . breakdowns before days. with fur tests and a paper due. So the Ad-which it reveals. What do you call a the Middle Passage, Katyn Forest, l)Social Justice: 10 points mer!,

ministration formulated a plan to make sure that no student had member of two minorities, anyway? -etc.) I dividedf this number by the 2)Feminism: 10 points Whil-. more than two tests or papers on a given, day. Unfortunately, some- Former Secretary f te Interior number. of yeArs that have elapsed 3)The CIA and Latin America: 10 tfain

one snuck in a clause permitting teachers to give " unannounced" James Watt encountered the same since this holocaust. I multiplied this points ... he T(quizzes on non-Dean's schedule days, and with a few words, dis- pioblem a few years ago. While de- number by the mean deviation of. 4)Environmentalism: points ge smantled the Dean's Schedule. 'f- ending a government panel from per-capit inoefoIh ainl.5)r-hie ons.o fr

* ~~As of now, here is nothing to stop a teacher from giving a test on accusations of insufficient diversity, average. Tefnlrstsmdno 6)The Crumbling Infrastructure: 5-yearany day he wishes as long as he makes sur'e that he doesn't Mr. Watt protested that the panel'. sense. so -in the best tradition of points - entguarantee the test will be given. 'There night be an unannounced. consisted of " a Black, a woman, government * ueurce vr- 7RcsSxsHmpoi:wil

quiz on thermodvnamic~ * " is absolutely permitted undertwo Jews, and a cripple." The where - I made up all the numbers. 3 points. o thtomorrow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Reagan administration sacked him - .Let the est begin! 8)National Health Care: 3 points or ye,

the Dean's Shedule, althugh anyone wth an IQ larer than hisnot because he told the truth, wilch l)Ethnicity 9)POlitical Correctness: 0 oknts * he T* waist size knows there will be a test. ol wi

* . In addition, teachers feel compelled to hav-e tests on every Dean's po* . themselves subjected to countless hours of ridicule for being soft on ye. L~~~~~~~~~~~~pro

Schedule dlay, lest they miss out on an opportunity, to test and find AWrl ti .K

" kids. Obviously, when every teacher permitted to test by the Dean's JaparSchedule exercises that privilege and teachers forbidden from testing ______________________egate(

.simply avoid the restriction bymakin- their tests ''unannounced," .een

* - ~~~the total number of tests each student faces in a day increases. -iu

* ~If the idea of the Dean's Schedule is to reduce student workload e TO THE EDITOR, was not the result of "intentional WPAA recognizes the deplorable ales.a- * durin the last e~v weeks f the ter, then theSchedule sould be *A dilemma that* has to date diversity-". - These students were fact that only four applications of t alscrevamped to actually accomplish this goal. In essence, making the caused much grief in' the radio sec- chosen because' they. were the most twenty came from omen and i- . durir

, - Dean's Schedule into an effective means of' managing student work- tion of the basement of Evans Hall qualified for -their respective posi- plores our community to considerload would require only one change: the removal of the exemption has recently brought to the Phillip- tions. In addition, of the three the implications of this reality. Per-

.q for " unannounced" quizzes and short" papers. ian : Why are the 1992-1993 student Lowers on the new board, two, haps, as Mss- Lewis suggests,. this

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On Friday,-the sixth of March, ther systemeofftaflonpomputers around the world will feicts. the boor sector.e struck by th~ Michelangelo Speed bml~t ImeeSedn By ALICE CATHCART utes an average of thirty percent have questioned the extravagant class size may exceed the ideal

irus. At his 'momet, the vius The Capus Beautfication On Thursday, February 27, to the budget. The school's en- renovation of G.W. However, number because lab spcperhaps lying dormant on comn- Committee has raised the issue of Neil Cullen, Chief Financial Ad, dowmcnt remains a fixed sum of Cullen clarified' that' plans for restricts the number of- classes

uters around campus waiting to people'exceeding the speed limit visor to Phillips Academy, ad- money, invested in stocks, bonds, renovation had been made five that can fit in the Evans facilities.format unsuspecting users's on campus. A propo'sal to install dressed the Student Council on real estate, venture capital corpo- years ago. He claimed that He also explained hat discrepan-

ard disks to commemorate the speed bumps was rejected as they the schpol's currcnt' financial rations, and the International renovations were needed to fix ~cics in class sizes is due to dci-h anniversary of the birth of are costly and would be difficult state. IVi hopes ol' dispelling stock market, and is managed by the structural problems in he siOns made b department heads

ichelangelo. The CLC, during' snow removal. Another rumors about an apparent finan- financial managers who are ap-. theater department. With the pro- and eachers. Therefore, studentsowever, is cothfident that its sys- proposal to set up speed limit cadiem Cuennfrdth pointed by Cullen and certain jected cost of the renovation at who find themselves in abnor-mn is safe as it is regularly signs gained more support at a~ Council-about-the school's- sour- -members of the board. trustees. ..- $3.to-$4.million,.Cullen explained- mally large classes-should ot im-.

~i'i~ Ti~~7h'~~~rrcetf~iiitn. ces of income. Renewal- that it made sezise to include nmediately ascribe the situ ion todividual users are more at risk, ' :As the school's main source of.. Cullen continued his :presenta- other improvements in G.W., that _lack of funds.

income, the 1991-1992 tuition c- tion with the description of the would eventually have to be made While many solutions, to theS flD~~uol (~~a,'n~~c~~, T-T,-h~~* counted 'for 56% of-that income various uses of the annual in- in the future. school's fiscal problem, haseIF~~~~A~~E ~ ~ ~ ARUF~~~~L and a similar percentage-is ro-* come. 'A large percentage of theTecigCbasbendcue, theisoas1%Ientally Retarded ~~~~~~~~~jected for next year. Although income is allotted to a renewal The Student Council voiced solution," said Cle hM ellitally R etarded ~ ~~percentages of incom e in the fund which provides the general their concern over the recent bud- " nickel and. dime" cuts around

school's budget allotted for maintenance and upkeep of the get cuts which include a reduction campus such as attempts to en-specific purposes remains school. For example, funds allo- of the faculty. Several council courage students to take are ofrelatively constant, various fac- cated to OPP are spent* towards members* feared - that cutbacks lawns and dormitories ar aimed

By JASON CONS through the events. The games tors may result in yearly vani- purposes varying from maintain- would result in a further increase at increasing student awar eSs ofThe wuir' Coili y c n- l themsee begand wthe age rad ations in the dollar values. ing the lawns around campus to in class size, which wvould exceed the necessity of frugalijy. Al-

nction with' Cmmunity nal prade around te Cage, and . Endowment renovating the outdated heating the school's advertised 14 toI though Andover has not eachedvice, organized a " Special the participants were then broken ' Presently estimated at $200 'in dormitories,.tdn aut to neegny fincilsuaiomeius fort menaycaln int owo groups The Prplge million, the school's endowment Cullen addressed recent com-. 'However, he asserted that the now, major financial dilemmas

dividuas las Sunday inThe Ciows," ad "h Orneis the next major source of in- plaint about the apparent recent cutbacks are not necessar- could occur in the near future.rijeipnts, fom th Merriack Fllowin the aradeteamscome. Annual income from the mismanagement ol the renewal ily indicative of budget problems.Iley rea, pent wo hurs e- begn to ove hroug an osta-endowment, in the' form of inter- fund. In the v.ake of the eco- He noted that in cases of the sci-

ing i var usn gameous with cbega cors en chompet in obter est and other annuities contrib-- nomic recession, many people ence department, t'or example,lunt'eers from the Junior class, games such as whiffleball, free-It felt-good to help, it made me throw contests, and relays, to the. G irlslize that impaired people are accompaniment of music. Near P~lain LIs ri-lT ca a

like us, there's really no dif- the end of the event, food was Ba k____________________________ene," commented Junior served to the competitors, bud- B s e b lye Sng. dies, and organizers. After twoThe "Special Games" is a hours of competition, the event C ont... Margnarita Island, Venezuelagram that the school has been drew to a finale with closing cere- Continued Froin Page T Continued froin Page olved in for a number of monies in which all competitors from $569- air, hotel, transfers trtples)rs. The competitors, most of were congratulated. Deerfield 16-6. Dowling con- Egwueke maintained,'" People Jamaicaoare members of the Commu- At the end of the ceremonies, trolled the offensive end with ten just don't want to understand."

Service program ARC, close to fifty competitors began points. .The Council the discussed the from $499- air, hotel, transfers (quad)hered in the Cage to compete to leave the Cage, and the In the fourth period,.Deerfield issue of students apathy. Said Nassau, The Bahamas

a number of recreational Juniors began to clean up. Said tried to battle back. They' were Flagstaff Senior Rep Darianne fo 49 ihtl rnfre. It's not about winning, one participant, " I think it was lead byIKatie Birell, who scored Elit fromeople don'totelcarensbe-

about 'having fun," said Jun- really a great experience, I made eight of fourteen points in the cause they don't' have to are." . (multiple occupancy)Galen McNemar. . some new friends today." One Final quarter. She hit four three Keady observed that at Andover, Cancun, Mexicohe participants, 'ranging in' competitor's parent praised the pointers in the game. By distrib- students can easily avoid racialfrom ive to twenty-seven, ar- program and encouraged PA to uting' the ball and spreading the issues because nothing is required from $459- air, hotel, transfers (quad)

d at the Cage on Sunday sponsor more events such as this. scoring around, the Blue was able of the students, especially ind with excitement, despite a "They love it, the kids really to withstand Deerfield's last ' classes, that forces them to dealning by Head of Community look forward to it. It's all some minute attack.' When the final with the issue..ice Mary Minard that the of them have to look forward buzzer sounded, . Andover "Everyone comes with their contact Shirley Shea, travel consultant,ecould be frightening to t. regained the title in a 62-49 deba- own conceptions and at Peters Travel Center in downtown

icipants. cle. misconceptions and it's idealisticit a ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~-Andover at 475-4114 or nationwide atompetii'ors paired up wit Dowling finished with twenty- to hange those views," added El-

or buddy" to help them six points to lead all scorers. 'liot,'spea king of the current state 1-800-326-9920- - ~~~~~~~Marsh tallied sixteen while Megan of student apathy..Mahonefy '9k scored .eightj Roll commented thakt students______________Deeriieia's lac scored eighteen- 'arrive on campus at an agepoints, six comning in te fourth "'wvhen [they] don't think muchve PA Students Selected quarter. wacrne about [race relations] before. It'sRew e

5-10Dowlng ws crwnedthea difficult age to expect them toA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~tournament's MVP and caught just reach out to all groups." 9 z ' y vto 'A tt d Jpanese . the eye of area writers and However, he added, idealistic or

coaches. With two tourney chain- not, "that is no reason why peo-Exchange ~ ~~~~~~~~~pionships' under her belt, th'e fu -________________________________________________

By RAJA AGADEESAN tisThywllveihaJpn ture looks bright for the Girls' ~-hssunmer five Phillips ese. host family and attend the After a job well done, Samuel 1 s e1 3

ents, will travel t Japan to school with a Japanese " brother Phillips applauds you all.icipate in the third'annual PA or sister."hange program with the Toin In addition to the regular cur-ool. The five Andover riculum .for the exchangeents, Yoonhee Ahn '93, Chris students, daily schedules include aDOGKR .. CotnefomPg2y'92, Raymond Shu '92, special ninety-minute class in

abeth Han '93, and Jenifer Japanese in the morning and l0)Economic Growth: -5 points minorities." Rather, he can imrpess5 '92 will join other various afternoon activities rang- II1) Family Values: -15 points us with his erudition by assertingicipants, from Exeter, St. ing from karate to baseball to 12)Pro-Life: -25 points that " over 35% of the Student Il[f1.rEairr~r P.N'Gl's, and Choate in this Jpns lwr arneet 7) Familial Background: Council scored above 50 on the FLIGH' SPRmer's program. ' Students will enjoy plenty of free 'l)Poor: 10 points Kern Diverse-O-Meter." James Wat A A 'F N~ ?E IWhile living wvith Japanese time every day to explore the 2)Lower Class 5 points might have saved his job had he V T O P C Afamilies of students enrolled local town. On the weekends 3)Middle Class: -15 poin ts. Every said: " The average Kern Diverse-O-

he Toin School, Andover ex- students can travel to Tokyo on one hates the midle class. Meter rating of the 'panel members - TOLL FREE 'NATIONWIDE 7 ge students will attend. the the highly d'eloped train system 4)Upper Class: 0 points is' 32.7, so buzz off!" An ambitious

ofrom June 13 to' July 25. on-Honshu, the main Island f .ih 1 onssuetamdwt h ih tts-'1 -800-245-2525year, the Japanese exchange Japan. 8) Physical Status: ' ics could ascertain the average diver- 'TO LOGAN ONLY

ent is Yukako Kashio '92, During the course of the five I)handicapped: 10 points sity level of Phillips Academy in anwill return to the Toin week program the American's 2)healthy: 0 points' hour of so.: The board composition P ICK UP POINT "ON SALEMI

ol this summer as a one year will also embark on a four-day 9)Background: ' of various clubs on campus could beor year. excursion to Kyoto,. the cultural I)From foreign country: 3 points gauged quickly and accurately for STREET IN FRONT OF THE GYM"he Toin School is a public capital of Japan", and will hike 2)American: 0 points appropriate diversity levels.ol with an enrollment of in the local mountains. 3)From South or Midwest: -3 Yet the Kern Diverse-O-Meter hasproximately' 2,000 studens Stdnsapidfrhee-ponts more uses at the national level. )JiJ

Kindergarten to grade. change program several weeks ' 4)From Rural area: -5 points 'ry. year, we must watch the greatye. Like most public schools ago by submitting an essay and The scale is as follow: geek show that is the merican HOLIDAy SpECIAL VALID FOR TRESEJapan, the Toin School is~ several recommendations to a -30 or below: you are Doug Kern. Congress as it. doles out government M RH 1 T H UM R H1 egated by sex. With contact selection committee. Although the Seek professional help. goodies to iiinority -DATES: AR l1TH HR RC 5Teen the sexes kept at a application is open to any class, -15 to -30: Yecch! You are sadly " representatives," pimping theirYO MU ST CALL FOR RESERVATIONS' ium the males must attend Andover encourages underclass- lacking in diversity, have you con- pain for a swing at the taxpayeres and eat separately from men to participate so that they *sidered joining the Republican pi'nata. And every year, we must en- OPEN 24 HOURSales. The American students can share their experiences when Club?' dure the endless debate over who TWO SUITCASES AND ONE CARRY ON ALLOWEDtalso be segregated at lunch they return to PA. 0 to -15: You are not diverse. You gets how much. With the Kern Di- $5.00 PER RAG EXTRA LUGGAGEduring their afternoon activi-' . should be ashamed. verse-O-Meter, this odious chore I'TL ATE 11PM. DD$1 OTTL

15 to 0: Yo'u lack any real diver- shall be streamlined. We can provide FARERER1 .. D 1 T OAsity,.but you get griping rights, federal handouts to' those wvho PICx up AT DORMS $28 .00/SINGLE FARE

30 to IS: You have a degree of di- scored in the hundreds, then wvork-- ~~~~~~~~~versity. Expnect the school to trot Our w donwn the list until sve run REGULAR FARES APPLY TO ALL DORM PIC4 -U

March 6 ,1992

Editor's Note rown, ClintonBush, the ChallengdKerrey CnsideredBuchan''an the Challen'g

Ed's Note: The presidential campaign is now in fullswing for the November election. All viable candidateshave distinguished themselves in recen' rmr eae By MICHAEL CAMPBELL and California Governor, Brown is B OHRSNIL hile rmfrin.cand caucuses. Sometimes.- at Andover.- wve faiL to.. keep - JOE DANISZEWSKI fitytrelyasdl. f inid

ourselves up to date with the current events outside the H- epooe osahor-aios--- ARCJUHNN~~ owpetve nom the Buchadnvcommunity; we get bogged dwn in the pressures of im-JERRY BROWN defense budget by fifty percent As the only widely, supported Hwvr oeseBca

cmd nit ; cone and negglect toreaiz thepresua oide -Jerry. -Brown has- run inthe arnd -to.. replace.. the-. existing Ikepublican opponntto George .a protectionist, isolationkimediate concern and neglect to realize there is an outside graduated sushiaPateBuchanannadvocatesat aeadvocates rfstrmigrveion;mm

world. The Phillipian wishes to educate the Phillips past presidential races. A formergruae soil eciyan domestically centered policy; his lieves immigrants take jobs'IAcademy community about the current presidential cam- "Amer ica. -First" economic plan -from American citizens. So -

paign and its foremost candidates. The purpose of this involves support of' American his economic withdrawal.. Features issue is not to support or oppose any candidate, . .,companies over foreign ones. Bu- as against free trade: Far

simply to state their positions concerning education, chanan wrote that his plan " con- POliissc sti ainternational and A C affairs, other ~~9 1siders, first the well-being of our Buchanan's supporters.

P intenationl and omiestic afarand ohrpertinent -own business and our workers." -. Much of: Buchanan's.ne

policies.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He hopes that American business,foue nhrhigBs'

Tom HarkinBy JOHN UDELL and COLNM leave. benefits to the working

GALLAGHER class. He opposes cuts in middleclass taxes and capital gains taxesto help bear the economic bur-:

"I'mthe nls andiate that dens of the wvorking class. Harkin

proves he has the guts to stand plans to stimulate citizen interest* . ~up to the American working peo- in gosernment programs by es-

ple," states Democratic Presiden- tablishing a civilian agency to co-* tia CanddateTom Hrkin boutordinate Research and Develop-hisl pramdt Tom arid abeut menit (R&D).ia. p isgampaign empais iser Harkin has plans for an ag- -

placed ons iampognemntafor the gressive international trade policyworkidn clsspHrkimnth formte and hopes to base 'new trade payroll taxes with a thirteen perc- scheme, Brown proposes to fundIorakSnato hlas ouinted aolist agreements on increased wages at ent at rate. Brown's first prior- the development of news educa-Ioa enoic ad eductinda pr-hm ndara.Hes oe ity for our nation's education sys- tional software, to implementosa tcooi ack uahina ol- to expand foreign markets for temn is to improve public schools national testing, and to create in-libealsm.o akinu wats o U.S. goods with reenforcernent of in all neighborhoods; he promises creased funding for scholarshiplruce .defe n spendin to existing tradejlaws. Harkin wants to place a personal computer on programs awarded on thie basis ofoeruc t eenespydfor th5ln ose ratrephsso the desk of every child in our merit and need.tove renyst aefra th p-a meia-aeprdcstne nation's schools. To aid in this

gram includes public work pro- crease dependence on forigngram an expnde fedralin-products. In particular, countries pir. He calls Bush an elitist", recovery with his devotion grams and expandedtha federal s in-laor."who is more concerned with ating new jobs for man%vestmnt ininfratructre, euca- ha racicenvsin saewbor." t international business than our employed Amierican wvork.

tion, and health care. His vision. aknevsosanwitrscan be initiated largely hrough and awareness in education and- own economy'. Buchanan also recent middle-class-tax cut~

massive dfense cut and ec-has outlined several components recently signed a no-new-tax" part of. his new effort to nomic growth: ~~~~of his educational package. In ad- pledge, emphasizing Bush's bro- ate domestic spending and

Hrnin' ideash topl h a dition to supporting national test- ken promise of no tax increases, economy going again. h

tio -n' ofe the pteessio ing standards, Harkin wants to . ,.Bush, however, has the upper On education' Bush ha.tinlue- chil caresnd famesily trnsfe mnyfrom defense to hand on education policy since sented his " America 2000' n

include child care -and farnily transfer money Buchanan has not introduced cation~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- Buhannrhsfntritroucencaionrefrs lanThs P

r.Vjf4VJ -- i-* '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~r .. -~~~~~~~~~one. is desigifed' to. eorgjaniz IgGEORGE BUSH mentary and secondArN GEORGE BUSH ~ school systems. He aims I'L

President Bush is criticized for stantial improvements: to Ahspassive attitude toward our illiteracy, improve compete T

dismal economic times. The press basic subjects Like math ahas attacked him for only ence, institute f

-~recently admitting that there wvas standardized testing, and p ra recession. His broken tax prom- preschool programs for all Ftise and his recent trip to Japan to dren, elnegotiate trade concessions are Bush's education refo Scosting him credibility. Many per- criticized for its political .T

ceive the' trip as a feeble plea to and failure to increase fhelp American economy. spendifg for education. q

As a result, President Bush suspect Bush's intentions ernow begins o cultivate an image geared to gain votes athe

BILL CLINTON tax cut for businesses that createofsrnteddmsicplyaulyipov eia'Bill Clinton, a frontrunner in jobs, and to cut the capital gains He hopes to jump-start economic cational system.

the democratic race, is the gov- tax for long-term investment. Onernor of Arkansas. Having served the education front, Clinton aimseleven years at his post, Clinton to formulate national education cais currently the longest serving goals, to allowv local control of ccgovernor in America. Clinton curriculum; he also advocates tproposes to trim our nation's de- personal school choice forfense spending by more than one- patrons of public schools. Su

education. He is in favor of large he hopes America will be ale to third .by the year 1997. Clinton's lincreases in federal funding; he compete with European and campaign also plans to increase BOB KERREY di,

proposes a 28.5015 jump from the Asian educational standards. thfhl xmpinfrfdra eao fNersa Bbtcurrent public education budget. At the moment, H-arkin is income tax to eight hundred dol- Kerry is distinguished by his s- f

By inraigtewgso uning fourth-in the democratic lars. Clinton hopes to mandate a ance which backs universal healthteachers, Harkin hopes to im- race. He hopes to gain ground in- anprove the status of teaching as a his own state through the Iowaprofession. He ~'guarantees" caucuses and in other important .e

thatno las inAmeicawill con- Midwest states. Harkin believes.

tain greater than 25 students. his appeal to the working classgr - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~toWith these smaller class sizes. will spread to other Democrats e

Harkin believes that student and his plans to Rebuild Amer- setintet!est in education will rise. B ca" wsill be put ito action. lt

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MELISSA SCHATZBERG P ilp cd Tsongas has proposed several dra-P l p c dmmatic reforms* -for the American" I think the negatiye campaigning has an adverse ef-u~~s~o~ system. His _proposals are

.~~~~~. - - fect on the issues; it's really diluted the whole campaign.geared to allow greater flexibility andinnovative thinking within the school. sus""structure. Tsongs fh-mly believ'es Chsin thyouldkv cocnraemr9o3h sse. that the younger a child's education 'IChita Kolckv '9--begins, the more receptive the child

" oe Libertarian" -Raphael de Balmann, '93will be to schooling in the future.Thus, he proposes full federal fund-ing for the Headstart program, a day

' This country does not need. conservatives like Patcare organization for young childrenthat the. Bush administration now Buchanan!" - Pete Caperonis, '94only partially funds.

* Tsongas' most controversial school ''I think that people hould vote for Paul songas,reforms ae fivefold; lie wants longer an hysol e ln isietalty obeap lcschool days and years, Additionally,an thysollealn hsiep abiyto e'a ulche suggests a national testing - / ~speaker. They should look at his proposals." - Danstandard which would require all Haarmann, 93eleventh graders to take a uniform the particular school. Finally, repaying student loans, as the rate ofmathexam Thi tet wold gugeTsongas wants to create room within repaymnent would be directly pro- '' May the best man win." -Chris Keady, '93

the performance of individuals and the American school system for ex~ portional to the annual income of theboth the local and national educa- perimentation with innovative ideas borrower. '' I'm not from this country, and, therefore, this just.-tional systems. He further proposes and teaching methods. Tsongas wants to improve vocatio- doesn't interest me." -Maaza Seyoumn, '92a " merit pay" system which' would The third key step on Tsongas' ed- nal skills to aid tudents entering theallot salaries to teachers on the basis ucation platform is that every student work force immediately after high ''It really disturbs me how the majority of candidatesof their ability. Perhaps his most should be guaranteed a college loan, school graduation.. * He argues that radica[- proposal is that of a local The loan would be repaid over a long the American school system has on both sides are running on anti-Japanese platforms. It'sschool- economy which would give period of-time from a small percent- failed the 20%7 of the American work obvious with recent actions that all this hysteria is leadingeach principal a lump sum of money age of the'student's post-graduation force which is functionally illiterate, to more acts of violence and racism throughout the coun-for the year. The Mroney would then income. This idea stems from " Education," says Tsongas, must try. We're going back instead of going forward like webe distributed to best meet the needs Tsongas' own experience, after be a life long pursuit... We have to need to. Its not only promoting racism towardfs Japan-of the individual school.- This free- graduating from Yale while in the make certain that workers receive ee tspo oigrcs costecutyt l aedom would further allow the peace corps he lost his student loan continued training and retrainin to ,i' rmtn aimarostecutyt l aeprincipal to design a curriculum most by default. ith this plan Tsongas keep pace in a world of rapidly and minorities." - Carter Keller, '93appropriate to the varied needs of hopes to alleviate the difficulty f evolving technology."''Ayhn buBs"-Mie or ry '9

"Last election was extremely negative in terms ofTsongas s O verha'ul for A m-erica ~~~~campaigning, so I think it's a welcome surprise-that wereavoiding that. When the race starts heating up, we mayIRA"'s R&D, Tax. Credits: euligOrM nfcuigBs see a return. of that." - Samuel 0. Brown, '92-

" I'm not following the campaign" - rene Park, '92By JOHN UDELL and COLM Tsongas wvants to make American Lowvell, and his daughter Ashley, at-GALLAGHER companies stronger and more com- tends Phillips Academy. He is " The interesting thing about this campaign is thePaul Tsongas, a former petitively appealing before formulat- quickly gaining acceptance in the success of candidates like Brown, Tsongas and Buchanan,Massachusetts senator, has made his ing new trade agreements. He wants presidential race through his honest-woaemr-gniortlaslss aufc rdhnmark as a frontrunning contender for to promote personaj investment in.- personality and ideas. inh patar s.mrTeurhetor is lestlltere bauftess thanethe Democratic nomination for presi- American companies and eventually i atyas h htrci tl hr u esta edent. In the early eighties Tsongas expand the availability,of accounts -fore." -Mark Jaklovsky, 93 gave up his political carreer to deal such as Individual Retirement ' Ac-with his health complications, vowing counts (I.R.A.).never to return to the political arena. Tsongas encourages civilian ~ 1 0TT WMVT7 a 4 ~t~After valiantly defeating his cancer, participation and cooperation in his Tsongas could not programs. He hopeswatch as the country cc ,.q ~ to create a federal

T I-fell into economicd for an office to coordinate ralasruin. Now, with no e o o i a civilian Research and- funding besides the Dve~opments (R&D)checks supporters a d b n on programs. Whilesend in the mail, making tax credits -

Tsongas thrusts his p~olitical for this project per-hat into the ring, in . , s c manent, Tsongas isquest for the presid- gimmi'ck.s s c confident that coOP-

ency. era~tive R&Dency. - ~~as tax cuts for vetures betweenEconomy and Inter- th middle government andnational Relationse business will flour-Throughout the class."ih

campaign Tsnasconsistently has enforced his goal for Health Carethe U.S. to, " gird for an economicwar and abandon political gimmicks The price of health care is astro-such as tax cuts for the middle nornical. Tsongas wvants to. ban theclass." By continuing to tax the mid- limits based on preexisting healthdie class, Tsongas believes sme of problems. He hopes to assist thosethe economic burden will be lifted who can not afford it by giving busi-from the struggling working class. He nesses tax incentives to hold downwants to restore America's their insurance costs. Tsongas wouldmanufacturing base with tax credits also encourage these companies to in-and other policies. Tsongas hopes to clude health plans in their employeeencourage long term investment, b contracts. He also believes that thetaxing the capital gains at pro- benefits of insurance plans should begressively lower rates. He also plans standardized, so people who can't af-to replace quarterly reports wvith ford a decent plan on their own willsemi-annual reports to encourage have the same benefits as others.long-range econonjic planning for As a candidate who hits close tonhiblic corrianies. -~-~ home. Paul Tsoneas is a resident ofr h ine s .

Out of 363 People polled: 89%- YesII %- No

Who would you vote for?36%11- Undecided With which party is Tsongas affiliated?J U S T I N 'S . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~33%- Paul Tsongas 89%- Democrat

20176- George Bush 6%- ~~~Republican1 6-Bill Unsure07 II--

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PAGE Six S' a'0 QI"' 'Dormsjo and Gallagher TeCem fteCo'Sports Commentary By rcstr aeIneshl

[Editors Note:When Andover faces- Exeter, thie T ake_________________________record book is thrown' out the window and a By ROB BRENDLE

second seaso~~~n begins. Players cherish victories - -On-Saturday,, Andover-Bcysar,.. Eyent ~ Compelitor Place TimeII~ ~ ~ ~~~~~vr--E ee- sity Tiack Team traveled to. Mvoses Hih .lunip lllfii' itfk ~ -- ---

over" Exeter because games - become ~ ~ ~ ~~~ so etig ron for t.'New England Inter- Hardy, Fil'th - .shlsi Trck-e C~~~ih d Trinr---First -:81--much more than a mere sporting event. They be- for'th 4 y%'ar- in 'a row returned - - MacNeil Fourth 4:56.4

come a part of the athlete. Records are fogotten. -champns Th-ta-fnseIte -60 - -- Boa Scn :20.5season undefeated against all high -McCollom Third 1:20.7Scores are forgotten. Yet, a win over Exeter 'can school competition-, dropping only 50 yd hurdle Madati First -6.8

never be forgotten. It lives with' you like an inter- one meet, to NAPS. ' ' Phillips Third 7'0- - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The highlight of the meet was 2 mile - Penick Third 10:26.6

nal being. This week, we beat Exeter, and no fiat- senior-Chi-Egwekwe's record-smash- _- Moore - Fft 106.1ter hoW many years pass, we will still have beaten' ing run in the.300 destroying Coach Shot Put -Greenhut 'Third 4i' 2" '

-Todd Fletcher's herished time of - Peterson' - -Fourth 39' 3"sthem. We will not forget. We won.] 3~~~~~~~~~~~4.1 by .6 seconds with a 33.5. Cap- LaR' vere ' Ffh37f 10"2tamn Alex McCollomn also broke the 300 yd Egwuekwe First -' 33:5record coasting in at a 33.7. ' McCollom Second 33.7

This community is also blessed to 1000 yd Trainor First -2:28.0Girl 's Varsity Gymnastics Betsy DaVis harbour the prep school-league's top -Gallagher ' Fifth 2:34.3hurdler in-Jamil Madati '92 and top 4\2 lap relay PA Third 2:35.6miler and 1000 runner in CreighanTrainor 92. These two mighty ath-letes came into interschols with per-fect records for the season and left-interschols with perfect records. Madati -used his smooth style toglide past all other competitors. It ~-' really is amazing to watch this urun. If you haven't seen him come to a s' ring track meet, when he will - . " '

preside as captain, an gape in awe at the 'sheer elegance of the man they call " the smooth one." Trainor -

once again employed his patented "loaf and burn" strategy, outkick.-

ing a small man from- Herbron toI;. - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~take the mile. Creighan has been a

-- force on both the cross country andthe track teams his year and de-serves a round of' applause. Un-fortunately, it is rumored that hehas amazing talent, on the baseball.

Boy 's Wrestling'Fo-ursome diamond as well.Elsewhere Barry Bhola '92 ran anexemplary race to place second in a' B1od~yslami's N\ewv ESng'landl controversial 600. Indeed Barry Alex McCoilorm Fies to Victory Photo/D. Sahadevanswears he finished irst and Mr. JoeVella from Exeter conceded to de-. ces were turned in by seniors Azuka scoring vital points in the 50 and

By BEN RYMZO and MIKE SI-uN maches of the tournament. Coach feat. As'seems always to be the case, Ugwonali, Chris' Hardy, Erik ,shot put. By BENRYMOand MKE SH N imachels ofph oupnimnt.d Shincs however, the officials sawdfer Greenhut, and Mark Larouvere, - -

Last weekend Andover travelled' Nihoa -i cmlieterhi'to Hotchkiss to compete in the All- and Kaban's efforts and comn- ently. Orher triumphant performan-' Continued on Page 8New England Independent School mented, "It was the best wrestlingWrestling Tournament. To qualify, I've ever seen the two of them do.wvrestlers had to place fourth or bet- They were the standouts of the

above .700. Ten of Andover's Tim Kay also wrestled extremely-wrestlers qualified for the tourna- well in the 109 lb. weight class winn-ment and of the ten, Mike Sze('93), ing two matches before falling to O ff- D ouble Overtim e WN inLarry Sliin('92), and Dylan Seff('92) also won his first round match, andB'DAILES LEdecided to go. - Mike Sze lost a tight, evenly The ANEL GirLsE2Rce'-'-"-'

Co-captain Larry Shin won four matched-first-round battle by a mere Tem cliadthrsaon n ''''A'

matches to wini the championship point.for the second time in three years in Although the tournament wa a teAdvrEee ae hswn :

the I11'9 lbs. weight class. After team competition, Andover did notpnighis first opponent, Shin send enough wrestlers to place high. tetrm th scewainedby'J '"y"pinning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~close throughout. Alison Wheeler ~

handilv det'eated his next two op- Kip stated that had all ten of the '' hda exlengmesse- '" "

polnents each by more than 15 qualifying wrestlers competed, An- i-1poins (echncalt'aI), nd henwentdovr 'ouldhav plced earthe scored ever' goal, racking up'a~i''-~ $~~~~~

points (technical fall), and then went dover would have placed near the trick, and leading the team to 'a 3-2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~rik ad eaig hetemtoa -onl to win the championship match top. Nevertheless, the five wrestlers victory. ~"by points. Jeff Kaban placed fourth that did represent Andover at the Andover took advantage of' the -

inl the 125 lb. weight class after los- tournament displayed the strength porEerdfnskaigaun /ing to the eventual champion in the qf the Andover wrestling program. thm ad oinigtegm. - -

semifinal march in one of the best the' mand dmi'3nasse the pucke . '" "

up the ice" to a streaking Wheeler ~~' '

who carried the puck towards the Kai cligrCe ukfo PA Zon Phoio/D. Saaevacrease and slapped it past the Exeter KteSheigrCer ukfo AZngoalie. Andover's defense was also two heart-wvrenching wartime peni- player, and Margie Block, an excel-strong as Margie' Block '92 and An- ods. Wheeler finished 'off the game 'lent leader and player, was given thedrea Paradis '93 were relentless in ,the way 'she started it, ending all un- Sumner Smith award for the 1992clearing loose pucks and fighting off certainty of the superior squad, dis- season. Coach Stableford summedExie offenders. -patching a quick shot into the upper up the season saying " Some of our

By the end of the game, the score right hand corner'of Exeter's net. games were excellent, as was appa"4 was tied 2-2. Before going into over- The day afterwards, the girls met ent in the scores, and others in

time, Block psyched the team with at their coach's house where awards which we played extremely well wean inspirational talk, extolling the Nvere given to players dispaying their close losses. Every person on thisplayers to play to the best of their outstanding effort and ability. Those team contributed -all the effort thatability. Rachael Jamison '93 most improved were Shannon MeG- they could in every gamne -and marked her words, and never once -overn '92, Robin McCullen '93 and doing so made the season successfolded under pressure, her agile Nicole Rhodes' 94. Andrea Paradis ful"1hands shut-out Exeter throughout- won the team's most valuable

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*PA--Girls' TrackRuns'BAway with Intersehols Boys' Hockey Put Exeter on Icet

By KEVIN MORAN -

WOODY SANKAR Potkcwit?, who captured first in the ~~~~It wag nearing seven o'clock on WOODY ANKARI~otkeit7, h'o caturedfirst n the the cold, bittei evening of February

This past Saturday while most 600 arnd sconcl in the 300, and Cap- twenty-ninth when . the Big Bluepeople were enjoying t4lc SLICCCsY 0l Ittill C(ithy Thomas, who won both stepped on the ice at te Sumnerthe Andover-Exeter -Contests, rlw he ighiid and long ju'mp. The team Smitli'H1ockey Rink. Their impassiv-

--'-Girl~'-Varsity""Track-TeamqnipcUiile -sIrnck_ gold in--seven of--the--teri-- ity in their -ye wa no al exre.over the competition, apturingt thle cxenit and featured inspired athleti- sion of arrogance or cockiness, but

l-992.--New:~Engand nterseholaimi---c ii rri-a -host--of competitors; - of sheer confidence that they would---Prep Chatpionship., Ando e thle highlight of the meet was lower demolish their opponent. Their r7

scored 96 points_ while (lie resti of Kate Silva's record breaking run in conepr7n hlewr ntay-'the teams managed a combined 72 he three hundred, eclipsing her pre- odnr poetta oecilnArchrival. Exeter managed ol 21'osrcord by . second. orinaryi-a oppo eter htNone fhilinpoints and Deerfield l6- Rob Brendle, high jumper nighet - itl'aes' Exoe.nof the e

*Andover- took control arls' and commented, '' Girl's Track is simply cqurnd layeers nte Andtover whilenever looked back. Shotputter'. incredible, simply incredible. They facing the Red, which only added -

RAM- - ai' Gittens- - '93 '-ande JeIn -doniate in all arenas, they are un- more fuel to their fire. The Blue's 7-Bradway '92 captured second aned nierciftil, ad all competitors kneel season thus far was'not' spectacular,-third respectively and the Big. Blute before them isubmission to their but a very consistent one, compiling AdvrSae oad h e

never lost the Jlead. Great p)c - prow's~s." an 11-10-2 record. This game would PooD aaea

formances were turncd in hb. H-ilar% decide the fate of their season - ev- apiece on when Shane Higgins '92 would 'make on that historic night.erything --depende-d-on--annihilating blasted a shot into, the upper right Adam Gurry '94 had one word toSee-saw Battle l~~~~~~~~~nds vvith ~~~~Exeter. ,- hand corner of the goal. Burke Net- describe Kelley's game that night,

Se'e-saw Battle Ends with ~ ~~~The game began on a sour note son '94 later described Higgins' per-" unbelievable". Luckily for thewhen Exeter scored what many of- formance as " awe inspiring", and Blue, his Herculean performance

~'Boys',-Basketball on ,Top - the Blue's player's now describe as a " exactly how any man wants to made up for the poor officiating of"Mickey Mouse" goal. That would finish his career, like a hero". With the referees, something which has'

be the last time that Exeter would -the' score-tied in-the beginning of the plagued Phillips- throughout the sea-hold the lead in the game. Later in first period, Mike Kelley '92 made son.the first period, noe ate an acrobatic rejection of an Exeter - The Blue began to pull away

back totieth gAmeatoe oal shot, one of thirty- three saves he from the humiliated, Red' Griffins- -- ' - '-' '-''--'-""- ' " - '~~~late in the third period when Ethan

- - . -, - -- "' - ~~~~~~~~. - ~Phillpott '93 laid in a goal on a Nel--' .. ~~~~~~~son pass. Leading 3-2 with just

_a' 't, ~' under thirteen minutes remaining in- "'--~ "-~' -''-o - - the game, Andover momentarily let

~~ 4 ~~~~~ ~~~ 7~~~'s~~~~ A ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ -~~down its guard, which allowed the- ~~-~~''§~-~~. -. -- ~ ~ ~ *''~~;~~'~''' ~ ~ - '~~ last of Exeter's two goals. This last

- '1 m~~inute comeback attempt proved tobe in vain however, as the Big Blue

;-successfully shut down the offensiye-power of the Red for the rest- of the

- ~contest, To add injury to insult,Jerry Ambrosh ('92) put the finish-ing touches on an emotional victory

-I, ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~for Phillips'- by whipping thei puck~~ '~~~g~~- ~through the defenseless Exeter

-, -. ~~~The 1992 Boy's Varsity Hockey--Team will remember this victory and

levat ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~--~~~~~~-. ;- ~~~~~~~~this season for years t6 come. As

and ' ~~~~~', ~~ ~~ a; -~~~~-~~--~~~ -' ~~~~- ~~-~~':'-"-'~~~~ - ', forward Dave Wilhelm saidrard aveWilelm"sai, We

"-- -'-' -'~~~ -'~cm long way and can only lookGemry Arribrosh Stores the Emipty-Netter Phoio/D. Sahacjvanbakwtprd.

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By TODD LUBIN & CHRIS 'hand plugging his nose, the other SU Boys' Swimming, Plunges intoGEORGE- gripping the container.Friday Februa~ 28 336 l'NI This- ame was different. The i U SIntersichols, Capture BronzeFriay Fbrary 8,3:6 'M national anthem, the, odd pep rally, U

or Chris's algae drink, all added up L T s -1 Durig te fnal' Bo's arsts'to make this game special, as well as

Basketball practice of the ~'ear, the' the fact that the opponent was Exe- to see Andover contain Exeter's top. By Miss K. event, so placing in the top 16 is noteam rehearsed their stances for thle ier. player, Keith Williams. 'I woke up this past Monday, ;asy feat.national anthem. Coach Leon %lod" I'lre g-ame began evenly' as both Westie would explode for twenty- physically nd mentally drained- ~ We started the finals with a 3rdeste, with his scruff'y goattee 'Irid reanis' tilized theiir strengths early eight points in the second half, play- but it was a good drained. I kept in the Medley Relay: John Rinehart,~cieanly-shayen head, calmly watched 'on. White played brilliantly under ing like he did all season, aggres- reiigteevnso.hdybfr Dana Piasecki, Captain Noah Ca-his' team,, pondering''Saturdar\'s bofh ends of thle boards and ignored sively and forcefuk The' referees and smiling to myself as I pictured ruso, and Justin Piasecki. Then Ca-game against Exeter. - the trash talking Exeter players. took the game into their own hands the Andover swimmers streaking ruso " got the gold" in the 200 free-

The intensity level was at an all when Aime fouled out with seven through the water at the New En- style with an All-American 'time of'7:25 PM trie high, and every mistake or minutes left. Chris White fouled out gland Swimming Championships to 1:43.01. In the 200 IM, Dana

-ucs sas oloed vihgetwt3:3lfinheaf.a third place finish. There were 26 Piasecki, sporting a freshly saven

Captain Anthony Aime '92 age r eotional feedback from the crowd. Andover Would have four non- out 'of 31 personal best times, 6 head, dropped his time by 6to t n su netonyo sirtkss9 lago cc, I'le Andoxer team was not having starters on the floor for the final second drops in 100 yard racies, and seconds, placing 5th and-'Captain

to'he'uggstin o shrtlss iN- iobkand dunks for te pep ralk. ' lie - raigteEee.pestremnts ct rfo 9, plenty of Andover spirit. I was Jason Heim placed 11Ith. In the -50

crowvd roars its- approv-al iii the btws f'orcing the play at the other CrsGog'9,Td Lbi'2, proud to be the coach of such a free, Kirk Lehneis was 8th, Justin P.'darkened gym and te ten aici-ed and riot converting on easy Westie, and, the hero of the final dedicated and- positive team, and I was I lih, and Rinehart, the glucose-pates Saturday';s game against l "xe 1shot. fter a few' Exeter dunks minute, Reese Hamilton took the was happy to see all their hard work filled Aussie, was 13th with a timeter. fiorn mnissed conversions and endless floor to try f the win. The skinny pay off. Not everyone made the fi-, of 23.01.

C, - ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ling'el pointing between fans, -an An- kid from Atlanta came alive at the nas u vroesa elad J.B. Lipman did an outstandingjevan - Saturday, Februari 29, 7:10 PNI doser time out broke a relentless right time as if he' had wrote the was a valued member of the team. job in the meter diving, placing

levall ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ srisof' play that had given Exeter script. Reese hit the game winning Many students and faculty first out of.25 divers. In the 100 fly,

,xcel- Ryan Westendorf '92 strolls int 1 twVelse point lead. - lay-up,- whth :40 ticks left, reversed 'members saw some new hair-dos in Lehneis placed 9th with a 55.16 andn the the locker room after seeing I Behind Andover's big defensive Oaths and rejected an Exeter player the fashion show/pep rally on' Fri- Heim, l6thwith a 57.23. Sprinters,

192 wh aefon 00r jlc ebounds, Aimne wvas able to finish a shot on a fast break into the hands day night. The '' shaving down" Rinehart and J. Piasecki returned toInled prents Caioii osehsls 10 small comeback with a lay-up at the of Westie. .. and tapering for the New England place 9th and 10th in the 100 free-

f O~t school asketball gam. He sxall~'.buzzer Pulling Andover within three A-number of foul shots would Championships is a swimming tradi- style. Caruso then battled the in-ppar past Reese Haion'.3pitni- atl halt' timne, 47-44. seal the victory and McGraw and to.Tey-d sholsupidfamous Mike Carroll' of Deerfieldf5 in his Hrdtoal tonr' piirno ,c Thle game plan for the second - Mod~ste embraced, knowing they with box lunches, extra razors, and' and'- placed second with a time ofwere and taditoa thsre pair \ socks halt swas to get the ball in Westie's had achieved a fairy tale ending- to a small lycra suits compete at Exeter 4:44.47 in the 500. Future captain

this '93Wstps taobserv Chis \\-'hrtg ands. He had been held to only great season. -from 11 am until about 11I pm. Doug, Friman and Todd Cook alsothatWie sstnig shil- al tig r.o points in the first half. Coaches Each swimmer has to make the top swam the 500 and placed 12th and

thtailadcnoto e md.ui N-ccraw. and Nlodeste also wanted -- 16 in order to swim again in the fi- 17th respectively.

cess- nals at night. There are approxi- The last two events sealed the- ' ~~~~~~~~-mately 60-70 swimmers in each third place finish, behind Exeter and

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Anthony Aime B~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ey Dowlingw

-.-. '.-.-. - -. By DAN O'KEEFE ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~h cky sid, I like. Academy. Shc hopes that her college"She's-r~eally-dedicated;-she'll-gel- scoin r l hutii 5 ,-lici ealds dnd--years will be filled with.much-of.-the- --.- _Tl

out there and just give everything, assis,%tha icai lly ii lr I tricd to same success she is seeing here. Ki. - .. -. . '- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~and she -brings everyone else's- play improve -onl b'ol ol hein this se hna-edaouth i Force, re

. . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~up with her," Girls' Varsity Basket- soil."-,lic did. kckv led [the team Beccky replied, ''.1 want to fly.", fil- II ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ball captain Carrie O'Malley de. in stIcas w~iiu 5 aidI had 25 a%%sils, "Becky is the type of person who H

scribes star center, Becky Dowling thle ibjid hL~isI shtc c m k k' a a w ys gtte j b d n. S e i'94. This description is not surpris- . favorile eguiuic tIw wamm~h was the best player on our team and she g

- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ing if one considers the achieve- against Noilltidd Nini Ieriuion, doesn't let it go to her head and ev-' hc- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ments of this inspirational athlete. after her nother Ilew 3,000 miles cryone looks up to her. I'm the cap-

.. .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Becky has distinguished herself as a just to see her play. Becky was 2 lor tamn and I. look up to her," saysteam leader. It is for these'reasons 2 from the thri~e point line that day O'Malley. When asked about her b

- . ~~~that Becky has been awvarded Ath- and scored 35 points. My mom thoughts on -basketball, Becky NIlete of the Term for Girls' Basket- never gets to see me play, and I re- reflects, " I just love it, -and could St(ball. ally just wanted to do wvell in front never get tired of it." Becky wants a

Becky began her basketball career of her, " says Becky. to go to Air Force Academy to learn Win the seventh grade, playing for her After high school, Becky wsould how to fly, but because of her mod- c

By CHRIS GEORGE Williston. The game was close and middle school team. She credits her like to attend a top basketball esty she doesn't realize that she al- ICool, calm, and collected are the then Anthony took control. He father with getting her started, " My school like Stanford or Air Force ready can. . N

* ~~~~~~three perfect words to describe the .tallied a triple double with twelve dad was a professional athlete and I Ssmooth personality of the Andover points, ten assists and ten steals, al- was always the son he never had,, leEBoy's Basketball Captain, Anthony lowing PA to walk away with a win, and I just wanted to be like htm. He t ii

* .Aime. Anthony demonstrated his Anthony's best game may have been started to teach me basketball in the Alability as one of the top point his performance ag-ainst Tufts. He seventh grade." She was then admit-guards in the prep school league took matters into his own ted to Andover and began her ath- sa,through his cool head and pure bas- flafnds,siinad dic igtruhhe letic year in the fall, paigsoccer. goketball talent. For his leadership and opposition .and scoring eighteen After that term, she' moved on to arperformances throughout the '92 points, basketball and instantly found her beseason, Anthony has been awarded On the practice floor Anthony niche. She started for the varsity aAthlete of the Term. was one of the most charismatic team as a junior and helped that th

Anthony's tale is like one of guys,yet he demonstrated his leader- team win the Newv England. Prep talthose taken straight from the ship wvhenever things got out of Schools Athletic Conference Chain- Nistorybook. Growing up in the hand. "He's, the coolest, funniest pionship. Commenting on that year IhBronx, he started his basketball ca- dude I knowv. Without Anthony this Becky said, " No one expected us to thireer on the playground, after all the team would have fallen apart. You win any games so it was kind of a th(playground is where legends are gotta love him." Anthony doesn't supietHeeyoyzi a u.born. He didn't start on an ordinary hvanprgmeitals or super-TiseonBckwathlad inbasket or even one that wvas lowered stitions, he just steps on the court igsoe frth camonhpihto his height, but he began pliving knowing he's got a job to do and he team with 17.7 points per game and Scaon the monikey bars. Yes, he would just does it. He believes that self- a total of 245 points. She also led

* '~~choose one hole in the bars and u .se confidence is the key to anyone's .the team in several other categories,iasthe hoop. In fact, Anthony promne Wihu cnfdce including field goals made, free

neve-r played an organized basketball you won't be -any good. The more throws made, and rebounds. Aboutgame until he arrived at PA. you think about it the more tense

As a freshman, Anthony started you become and everything just fallson the JV 2 team as a point guard. apart. I just go out and get the jobHe took the league by storm, called done believing I can do it wvell,""The Local Jordan" by his states Anthony on the key to his B etLsy D a i ,n

teammates and coaches. He made success.easy pickings of the lower division Anthony has ambitions ofpand was quickly noticed by Coach furthering his athletic career in col- By BEN RYMZO Modeste as a perspective varsity lege. He doesn't know where but he "Ali and Betsy were very consis-player. The next year Anthony does know' he would like to play a tent throughout the year and 'theyreturned to the court wearing a vars- sport in the big leagues. The hardest both gave their very best every timeity jersey but playing in the shadow choice for Anthony - hycompeted," commented girlsof Andover great Todd Isaac '90. is what sport to play. In addition gymnastics coach Jack GleasonAfter fine tuning his game even to basketball Anthony was a star on about Athletes of the Term Ali Mc-more, he 'ret urned to the floor reads' the football team. Being injured for Lane and Betsy Davis. The twoto play. This time he would have to three games, Anthony made his were the two driving forces behindwait again before showing his true recovery in top form and had one of the girls gymnastics team this term.

'. ~~~ability due to post-grad sensation the biggest Exeter showings in An- The two have been on the teamI. ~~~Jose Powell '91. doser history. He totaled ninety together since lower year and their

After proving he could step in to yards on eight carries and scored consistent excellent performancefill the shoes of such great players twI ocdon.Atonsas and good attitudes have earnedAnthony wvas elected th captain of the captain of this Spring's baseball them the Athletes of the Termthis year's basketball team, and for team. award for Gymnastics.good reason. " Anthony did work. "I had a great season. All of the Ali grew up in Bedford, NewHe controlled the floor and showed guys were helpful in making the Hampshire and began her gymnast-he could play ball. He reminded me team a team. good luck to next ics career there at the tender age of -~~-

of Magic," said Chris WVhite '93. year's team. I hope they beat Exe- three. Her parents who always .,~

Anthony w'as called on to come ter. Coaches Niodeste and M'cgraw supported Ali's athletics igeral,through in several clutch situations. did a great job. A special thanks to encouraged her to begin gymnastics'-.. -

Not only did he answer the call but coach Mcgraw for his voluntary with a group of her friends, friendships Ali maintained helped to on Ali and she quit gymnastics athe did ii with finesse. One of his help," comments Anthony. Together with her best friend, Ali make gymnastics very fun for Ali age eight.

most impressive games was at ~~~would practice four hours a day and early on, but out of state meets and Betsy lives-- in Winston-Salem,compete on weekends. The long practice hours took their toll North -Carolina, where she, along

with four of her friends, began tak- ship comes through. If not, sheing gymnastics lessons at age four hopes to attend either Princeton or

and eventually began competing at Amherst College. She commented

she found the thrill of doing well in year in gymnastics regardless ofmeets to be very rewarding after -where she goes. Betsy hopes to at-long practice hours. tend either Georgetown or UPenn

Both Ali and Betsy found that next year, and if she attends UPennBv BROOKS MACDONALD times, yet he kept up to par. During Whenever there was a moment to Gymnastics at Andover is very self- she hopes that she will .be talented

DICLEMENTE ROSS his upper year, he was a member of spare, Noah would be swimming. mnotivated and self-dependent. If enough to be a gymnast-there.'After ten years of competitive the Andover Swim Team, which His incredible efforts led the team you fail, there is no one to blame Betsy and Ali's influence on the

* swimniing N~ah Caruo '92 com-made All-American Honorable Men- with great leadership to many but yourself. Ali commented " Your rest of the 'team was just as strongpleted his, final meet last weekend at tion in the 200 free relay, that pre- victories and third place at Inter- heart has to be in it and you always as it was on each other. Coach Glea-Inter-scholastics with the usual Ital- sently holds the school and pool scholastics. have to concentrate or else you'll son commented, "The two of themian flair. He placed first and was records. He also placed second in In the coming years, Noah plans kill yourself." Coach Gleason corn- probably kept some of the younger.named All-American svith his time the 200 yard free and fourth in the to swvim hard where ever he ends up. mented that both were always very members from leaving the team."in the two hundred free of 1:43.01. 50 yard free. This past season as With heavily increased practice time intense while competing. Throughout the season the two con-In addition, he placed second in the captain, Noah changed lanes to lane' in college, Noah will overcome feats Ali and Betsy compete in all four tinually pushed each other by tryingfive hundred meter style and had the six and became the hardest worker even Wild E. Coyote would be events; bars, beam, vault and floor, to outdo the other at the end ofbest split in the two hundred meter on thle team. Unknown to eleven proud of. *Ali's favorite and best events are practices with good natured compe-free relav With times of 4:44.47 and coaches, - he did extra yardage. foradba.CahGesntto.Bt pk ihyo h

ves. SwmiIfo h aor s.. floor ex er huhCoach Gleasont liein oith byok hinghl of A tiwawhere he discovered his natural abil- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * . . . - commented that shw wa-s- thAe best s: I-- port i- e to both me and'.the

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*Mik~~~~e Kelley Cath TomasBy MICHAEL SHIN had or forty saves and secured

"Mike was the key to our season. 3-I second period lead to uicle heWe wouldn't have done what we did team Co a 4-2 victory.without him," commented v.arsity In addition to platying. hockey,hockey, coach, Christopher Gurry. Mike w'as te aptain of' he Brook-

*---This--season,-.-varsity--goalie,--Mike-* line--High .- baseball - team -and- w; ~ -

Kelley led the hockey team to a voted a league All-Star. He was alsorespectable 11-10-2 record and it's named captain in the all or the-first finish above .500 in four years. Brookline olf' team, but lie will beHis modesty ad good sportsman- unable to play this year since theship conmbined-'with his tlent as a golf sasonl conflicts with baseballgoalie have earned Mike Kelley tlie season. Of' the three sports, Mikehonors of Athlete of the Term. claims that hec enjoys playing hockey

Born in Brookline, Massachusetts, the most. Despite the pressure andMike was inspired by his four older anxiety that comes with playingbrothers all of whom played hockey,. goalie, - Mike loves assuming the-Mike decided to follow in their foot- responsibility of being the last linesteps and started playing hockey at of defense.age seven. At Brookline High, Mike "Mike was a real leader, and hewvas-an outstanding goalie. As te practiced all the time even when hecaptain of the hockey team his sen- wsas injured," declared Coach urryior year, Mike earned the honors of about Mike's work ethic. M i ke'sMassachusetts Division I High positise attitude along wvih his de- By CHRISSY BERGREN joined te eamn. Currently a senior, tzag-team" captainship' to relieveSchool Player of the Year, voted the sire and pure talent have brolught Senior Cathy Thomas is not she is the most versatile athlete on one another i' one of us is late or'inleague MVP, and wvas both a two great success and many honors in satisfied with holdinLg school records thle teant. Her xc'nts include te thle trainer's or something."time All-American and a two time high school hockey. Hle will un- in the high jump and long jump. high jump1, long jumtp, 50 yard dash, Cathy is unsure whether or notAll-Scholastic goalie. doubtedly continue to excel at the She is not satisfied being Captain of and the 300 ard run. In the high she. will be running in college. al-

This season, N'ike averaged forty college level. Looking at his college Indoor Track and co-capiaiii of' Spr- jumpil, her record is 5'3" and in te though se has received calls from asaves per ame, allowed only 3:15 acceptance letters, Mike will have to ing Track. She constatntly works to long! jump her record is1 II". few interested colleges, she claimsgoals per game, and boasted an choose bets'een Boston College, better her marks, to run faster, Cathy savs that her parents are that the college athletic programsamazing 930'o save percentage. His Harvard, 'ale, or Brown University.. jump higher, fly farther. Her unend- supportive of' her athletics but that are too serious. She says that if shebest performance came in the game In addition o his achievements in ing drive to be the best coupled 'vith dleV' hake no concept of te talent does; track in college, it will be foragainst Harvard's J team. After athletics, N'ike maintains a great at- her achievements his, past winter' that their daughter beholds. The the long and high jumps, not forthe first to periods, Mike had titude and outlook on life. He have earned her Athlete o. te l'irsi tinme mhat I broke a record, I running.tallied 55 saves. " We knew that participates in the ARC community Term. called home to tell my parents. They Cathy's motivation is not in-Mike was a great goalie, but ater service programn, and during the Track comes easilk to Cathy. a, miot really confu-Lsed and thoughlt hat fluenced by anyone but herself, al-the Harvard game, we really kne'h\ summer he works with the hand- 'our ear senior from South Bron\. I \\as talking about an LP. M though she does have a few goodthat we had something special." Al- icapped. " The best part is., Mike is New York. Before she caine to P.A., parents think of track as being an luck charms. She wars a friendshipthough Andover eventually lost -5-2 a better person than h is a goalie." her focus w"as placed on academics, intramural sport and I do not think bracelet that was made for her byHarvard, Mike totaled over 80 saves said Coach urry. " He's a terrific not on sports. According 'to Cathy, that they- fathom hio\ much time, one of her juniors as her good luckin the game. However, Mike claims guy whose a perfect combination of' Running is not somlething ha I energy ad dedication I put into the charm. She does not wear socks inthat his most memorable game this modesty and talent."diinteBo.Ifom neesa sport." meets because she says that theys'eason was against Exeter where he. person running dosn te street, they Howvever. tack is r the center slow her down..-

svould think that I either sole sonic- of Cath\' ' lifec. Besides captaining As for Cathy's preference be-thing or shot someone." Her T-i- iso terms o te sport, she must tween indoor and outdoor track, shespiration to run track came form contend wyithi her academic work- claims that outdoor is her favorite.havin2 seen her sis;ter run cross, load. As \%ell as being a senior proc- " Outdoor track is better for tocounirv and track at N.NI.H. Be- tor o Nathatn Hale. She is the clus- reasons. One, the sveather is a lot

sids, aidCativ I could liot do ecr Blue Kev Head f'or Pine Knoll nicer. And, to, more people come

anyi ofanthe sports that required II- and juggles her position as co-editor and waich--especially--the--g-

and skatin-." a . ao a member o te Pillipicmn field is nearby."-- ~~During- her jnior year a A\n- staft' lfor te Seveth Page. As a One thing that Cathy feels about

-~~- -" dover, Ca~thy..AP4_4 group of' her result of' lier role i- Ham let his, spr- the P. A. community's attitudefriends from Nathatn Hale signed up ilt-g- she wvill have even less timne than towards rack is that girl's indoorf'or the indoor track team. .Sarting rrckions terms.. Cativ says she ' is track gets'no recoghition. The girl'sformi day one, Cathy \sas a siniinge %erv thaitkful that Hilarv and I a team "'as once again undefeated thisstar on te track and in the field co-capaimitg together because it sear and numerous records wvere

- _________ - . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~events. After hem first jumip or te takes a little o te pressure of't' ot I broken b the girls. The girls teambar and her first landfing in te lon'' of' uis. Besides. "'hen I a late for ssonl Interschols for the fourth yearjump pit, the coaches kne\s that a trac, a a result of' Hamlet

______________________________________________________________________ incrediblv talentedh atlete had relmeatsals). Hilarv and I alt use our Coniied o Page 10

And~~rea Paradis .,,Mk idtBy RYAN SPRING throughput his w'hole career for that.-

This, "as the lfinal 'ca r or guni- matter, hasvc earned him the title ofstisa PA'. Nemt ear at this, Athlete of te Term.

JU11 thre miats and neven bars wsill Mike is a four year senior t PA,/ ~~~~I i ' civen wsas to itaumilus maclimes, 'shich is a acconiplishment in itself.'nd free 'secimls. I his fourth and He has ived i Lawrence Mass, hisinail -'ear, thie time captain Mike w'hole life. His sister Sandra, 'sho is

hDiodati continued his dominance de- an uipper, is thle person who - ~~~spite a back injury early in the year. triggered his interest in gymnastics

* ~~~~~~~~~ l~it te to meets e competed in -cenyars ao. \VWe used to doM \ike arnied a combinted four f'irst Cartwvheels out oit the front lawn,"places and iso second i variouIS

- ~~~.' ' ~~~~ escents. PA 'sott hothI of' thtose meets. (Cllnth'd o Page /0Mlike's suiccess, this term and

By LEILA JONES play hockey. At age five, Prds I s-ra ob ato en"Aidrea is tile type o0 player svho suited up for the Mittes and began and not feel like Im being os- -

kito\S IOWv to use Iter psical her stellar hockey career. She played tracized. Also, this years' team "%asstrengthl jst at te rightt tintes. She on all lels t'rom the NMites o the' so fun." Paradis Itad a little rouble / -

play's smart aitd aressivelss it lentin t heYotlHcey ea etting used to the game of Grs delenive zne .ttd a thepoints. gue. and shte also played on. all the Hockey, and in mtme beginnniitg of

She always ke pt a cool Itead aitd wve Boy's' eans at Hamilton Central tlte season she sufl'Iered mans' penaht- 'W4heeded that during some of our School, sv-here she swenz to scltool all ies. Hosvever, b time end of the sea-'tough games. Andrea w'as not just a her life. Paradis comments on the son she said that she had" learned --

%%elconie additonl O our team, se reason why she w~as always on he w'here checking pplied and whiere it"%aS a vital and stabilizing part of' ice as a outh," I just lo\sed it. Ice didn't. Since. Girls' Hocke' is

st" aid incarnateAnad Adams Hce is a my fvrt sport, soe than Bos okey, I had'93 about Ahlete the ii Term, An- and it had aLwvays been a part of' more time to look IP and itake te

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Continued From'Page He was able to compete in the next Track. Sw im m ing C on t...says Sandra. H-e started taking gym- on to their' first victory of the year.nastics at Interstate Gymnastics in He was first in the vault, parallelMethuen while he attended Sacred bars, high bar, and poma horse..HeC t .

* ~~Heart in Lawrence. Sacred Heart finished second on the rings. In hisC o t.- - did not have a gymnastc rga second meet PA got to avenge an Continued from Page 6 Continued ro~m Ige 7 I () frcc, Jan Gruber in the 100

and did not play any other sports. 'arly-l-oss o Andover High, -this..-- -. --- .- ,-- Breast, Chris Isherwood in the 100When Mike first came to PA he time with their captain and best all- The future promises greatncs% ighining bolt atop huk head, plac d "Bia- Jindi00 b ck-and-Dave-Lai --

decided to try football for the -JV around gymnast, Mike- Diodati - as well..Underclassmen were huge at 9th An the IN) Breast, smoking 'the in the 100 back.team in the fall. It was his first year Mike once again led his team to vic- lnterschpls, scoring some I I points rest of hishfatby'a-body'length-and. -- At the beginning of-ever-y-'season,playing, but he went on to have, tory with four first place finishes toward the team's victory. Frank finishing with the fourth fastest time I always wonder where I will get thethree successful years on JV.. This and one second place finish. He fin- Phillips '93,9 John MacNeil '93, of the meet. Dana Piasecki-placed time.- and energy -to-._ devote toyear, he made the Varsit y'squad and ished first in the same events,- as Doug Pennick '93, Stark Peterson third in the 100 Breast scooping up swimming, but the enthusiasm andwas a back-up running back and their last meet and he finished '93, Mark Moore '95;, Dan Feldkhun 32 points for PA. Then our. 400 free- dedication of the swimmers makespunt returner for the Big Blue. second on his floor routine. With '94, and Tim Gallagher '93 ll style relay team of Heim, Friman, me want to spend more time coach-- - [ .. In the winter of his junior year he Mike's late season comeback the PA placed at interschols and will all be Dana isecki, and Lehneis dropped ing. It has become one of my favor-began to make his mark in the PA gymnastics team finished their final back nextyer o defend -the their time by .1 0-seconds, again scor- ite parts of "teaching" at Andover.gymnastics program when he made year. with two tremendous wins to school's title. Particularly astound- ing major points to edge out Loomis "Thanks men for all' the hardthe Varsity teamn.. All four years he bring their final record to 2-2. ing were the improvements in for third place. work. You are all athletes of thehas finished in the top three places Mike. has limited his college Peterson's and MacNeil's perform- Other personal bests: John term in my book."in each event he competed in. His choices down to Tulane and Cornell. ance. Peterson improved his perso- Dwight in the 200' free and the. 100lower year he was Athlete of the He has already gotten into Tulane, nal best- by I'5 feet in the shot put fly, Reuben Teague in the 100' flyTerm for gymnastics. and is waiting for word from Cor- over the course of two weeks, while and the 100 free, Brooks Ross in the

This year Mike was not able to nel. He will always be remembered MacNeil went from 5:15 in the milecompete in PA's first. two meets and for helping PA gymnastics finish on to 4:56 in three meets. they missed their captain's presence a positive note in their inal year. The words of our intelligent, f 'j .fgreatly, as they suffered losses to Witty, and devastatingly handsome P a ra LL - .Ii Cn..*Andover High and Reading High. coach John Strudwick sum up an in-

credible season: "As I head bac tomy motherland next year I will holdThomas Cont... this team dear to my heart. Sittingon the plane hoping they will let me Paradis' athletic prowess is not she has no idea where she wouldthrough customs with all these only limited to the Ice Hockey rink, like to go.trophies, I will only regret that I will Paradis has played field hockey for Andrea made a tremendous con-

Continued From Page 9 Todd Fletcher because his ego is so be unable to partake in next year's five years, and she won the " Most tribution to the Girls' Hockey teamlarge, I do not know if I can get my triumphs." Consistent" award after her fresh- this year, and she won the Most

in a row and even beat most of arms around it!" man season on the varsity at Ham- Valuable Player Award. Coach Exeter's JV BOY runners! " If the Cathy is a wonderful athleteCo1 ilton. After her sophmore year she Stableford says, " Andrea is a real

-1zgirl's track team was given more whose natural talent and ability cou- Congratulations won the Most ValuableI Player presence on the ice. She, combines respect, we could be even more pled with her earnest dedication to to all A ndo Ver award. Paradis was a prominent skill, conditioning, and a completepowerful in upcoming seasons." hrher sport will lead her down many T member of Andover's Varsity knowledge of the defensive game. I

Cathy finds that all of great paths in the future. Girl'sr aField Hockey team this fall. Paradis especially like the way she can playcoaches have been very encouraging track will be sorry to see such a " ' s a o .also shines on the softball field, and physically without overstepping thetowards her progress in the last four motivated, energetic captain and grea se son she is presently trying out for the rules of the game."years. She claims " I would love to athlete leave the school next year. Girls' varsity team. According to fellow defensewo-' cembrace all of my coaches because When she as asked about her man and captian Margie Block '92, they have been so good to me. But, future plans for college, Andrea " Whenever Andrea was on the ice I it will be hard' for me to embrace always felt confident that we were c

Continued From Page 9 safe. I liked her game because it was I t__________ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ne _P w1'a physical one, and that's the way I CG~~~hI• - wim ming ~~~~~~~~~~~ The Philli ~~~~~~~~on playing hockey in college,' but I'm confident that she. will do a c

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The Girls Varsity Swim Team met and Jenny Jordan '92, placing 12th.. I J ( r ."yJi,1."k,~Exeter on Saturday for their final Next came -Austin's 200 IM, where 71("" _____. '. J4le itmeet of the season, Interschols. she placed 15th. Diving followed, eStrong performances were had by all with Alice Le Guiffant '92 earning OPEN 24 HOURS

* ~~~and the Blue Wave ended up a 10th, and Erin Long '93 capturing 682-8244 PM1 ~ N 0* ~~~respectable 10th. 13th. The 200 meter free relay gave

Andover opened the trials with Andover it's first medal, with the $3iOf S U E Tsolid swims from Emily Kwan '95 team of Sirk, Jen Dowling '93, 3 FO -2 S U E T Icand Stacey Sanders '94 in the 200 Jordan, and Moger getting 8th. In INTO LOGAN AND $ 5 Fmeter free-style. Next came the 200 the consolation round of the 100 .ameter individual medley in which meter breast stroke, Austin placed FOR-EACH ADDITIONAL nAnne Austin '92 qualified for the 13th, wvith Watson coming in 15th. VR C)pconsolation final. Gretchen Sirk '92 For the Final race of the season,just missed qualifying in the 50 Andover's 400 meter free relay team IR:BC~CI1meter freestyle, placing 17th. In the of Sirk, Dowling, Kwan, and Austin RESERVE YOUR TAXI EARLY!100 fly, Amanda Moger '94 swam dropped five seconds to capture an-an impressive race, followed by solid oter8h lceeperformance by Michelle Graham The team seemed content with the'92 in the 100 meter backstroke. The finish. " It was a lot of fun, and100 meter breast stroke was the final I'm sort of going to miss it, "said STUBSCBIBENevent of the morning, in which both an anonymous senior. The team isSUC Austin and Courtney Watson '95 looking forward to next season withqualified for the consolation final. Dowling at the helm.

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intriguing that I have seen this year. spiring contageous laughter; when fer at all from this element, the di- more than just applause from lier 'l he pool of entries even inclujkd- The play-takes-place the-kitchens of- they laughed, we laughed.- -Jane's- mensions-of his character was-sim- per.Tvfwesaooohsnte laymaon eatu res.a, and a anthree .English couples .jie (Lti)cmusv claighbt pybrdndwenthis characteris- fr Best Documentary at the Natio ako ev rmada bntogether, by Christmas cocktails and and . faithful nature.- triggered the tic developed. estiv-- al.g Sh o and ieo ance of teneanst. Broutewithalittle fun. Unlikely and humorous good side in all of us. Litvin MaroFestival. Shwter Fe won fo elngaIo heetisprdcd bevents saturate the plot and I responded well to Lippard's hilar- Wright played by Antonia Tellis '92 Poes hc odmc fhrlf pebrsudrteaeowatched on, gasping from one laugh ious gestures, which only contrib- and Taylor Antrim '92 possessed the sor h-rohthevieo.e5ya Johnson w ontdottasnt -h divprise -hto the. next. This play is symbolic- uted to the idea that she was indeed darker side of the play with old haf-bro e J oo et ail poine ot th atil ethies" dieras na-ally and literally centered around a very loyal housewife and his prern-., Ronald's growingdeptest for Marion variety ofc proas rom thle' fim ture ofthe filme enturise prasdiprogression, from the reversed socie- ier advocate for everything. Sidney's and her incessent alcoholism. Al- indsr scasWoyAlnse-tkehejdsbysupi;astheytal roles to a person al adventure fetish with kitchen sinks hightened though I laughed at them in the the- torl Susn oret atudat the bnfes- ls awaong t thn deliertion.werinto madness. -the comedy of tis pair even more. I atre, I found that in retrospect they tiva Joho felt thate enfit-n Aestomaaed aet theifetivnalner

Ms. St. Pierre's casting was equis- believed the characters to such an were the hardest to te sduhfrmtegotctensBstCmd, etAnmtonsnite; each character was fully devel ~todiget assimply discoveries she made as from the ac- Best Experimental. Along with Best-oped and perfectly portrayed. If I didn't play to the audience at all. I maintained distinct diction, and as higly -rectomend tex yriear f or m entp thesu main pagriz esuhadn't' known the actors, I would -became lost to their inside jokes, the play progressed, I began to hearhave thought that this production and longed for them to explain, hints of a british accent, particularly phose udding myeflmmakersad onca- hjugesalso deniowadasumeinconspicuously contained some type Lippard's interpretation of from Tellis and Antrim. Both ac-puschamyef"heai.ohnrblmntn.casting. However, they all were act- Sydney was slowly exposed to the tors had rhythem .in there prose niTe omtton onsid oer 2 fi- Ao Haeling Process ih faohn-ring... for the most part. Alex audience; at first I thought he wasnaitouofaplofve20e-snmdenAr33nthfllem

Lippard '92 an Margaret Litvn's simply a ower hungry enerpreneur, Coninued tniPagesubtriesdsubmitedcfrom acros ntheina- eisrdscribed bysitscreatoraas "a

Lippard 92 and .argaret itvin'ssimply apower hugry entrpreneur ContinudJohnson's filmion.tiedswith almpartd ofh theahealing he processocessyevebeenshort documentary on the civil going through all my life to overt193icks ~~~~~~~~~ I ~~~~~ fliij ~~~~~rights movement,. pasted together -come divorce. It is 'not a film toX im 's P i or 99 92 O ca s entirely from stock footage of the showcase my talents, but rather totr ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ s a s Reverend Martin Luther King. John- help others learn from. my experi-By RICHARD KIM My choice for number one would Next on th sa iti h etson does admit to some ill thoughts ences."

As most of you movie bums al- have to be the controversial JFK be- acorawrd omc itis are An-t about the film with which she Despite the time and expense in-ready know, the Oscar nominations cause there has been no film in a thony Hopkins (Silence of. .t: shrdtehnro is lce- ovdwt h rp ono afor 1991 are in. Yes folks, it's about long time that stirred as much media Lambs), Nick Nolte (neo pressing that the other film " was pleased with the experience and flat-that time when everyone jeers and coverage as this one. No other film Tides), Robert De Niro (Cape.Fear), tchnically excellent, but reminiscent tered with such high rewards. Looksneers at our favorite Oscar cate- has explored one of the most baf- Warren Beatty (Bgyand Robi of PBS in content." for her in -a few years under thegr," The Most Likely Motion fling mysteries of all time and sur- Williams (The (Buergs). Rbn Johnson described th vnt. as a lights directing in Hollywood.gory, Fisher King).~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wndruledctinl xprenePicture To Win the Most Oscars this faced with what I believe to be the As you may. notice; four of te wnefleuainl pnneYear." Will we see a recap of last truth. This movie, very powerful in- nomninees play sck,"demented, andyear, when Dances With Wolves deed, struck a very deep chord con- psychotic characters. Anthony.-cleaned up, or a repeat of The Last cerning my opinions about the as- Hopkins plays- the genius cannibal - -m

Emperor's great success? Both pie- sassination'. It is, I think, the best Hannibal Lechter, Robert De Niro -

tures pranced out of their respective Film of 1991.- plays a twisted criminal bent onceremonies with sickening multi-- The other films, though close be- revenge of his former lawyer; Bea~tty-tudes of- little gold guys, putting hind, are not of the same caliber as portrays the infamous gangster --

other memorable Oscar occasions to JFK. For one, I hated The Prince of- Bugsy Siegel and Williams is a -~

shame. Is this legacy destined to Tides because it was poorly lunatic bum searching for the holy --

it's anyone's race. teary-eyed even if it was supposed to Academy ould..gq, sick. of psy- r- '-

Nominations for this year's best be a Streisand weepie movie. .- chotic roles altogether after Kathy .

movie are as follows: Bugsy, JFK, The Silence of the Lambs was Bates' and Joe Pesci's Oscar-winn-- - -I

Prince of Tides, The Silence'of The more -enjoyable than the weepie ing performances in Misery and- , *-

Lambs, and Beauly and the Beast, Prince.., but I felt safer ith t1 he Goodjellas, respecrtvely.-NiclcNolte~ --.

the fiisai~m~t~dfeature ilmi to book. The film was so choppy I is the only sane nominee and does aever be nominated for the category. found myself flipping back to the brilliant job as a pig-heaed

Though Beauty and the Beast was book for much needed background. -southerner who treats life like a joke Laura Johnson, Prizewinner in National Filrest Photo/Sahadevanimpressive, I wonder what the Acad- Granted, movie versions of novels and hides his abiusive hildhood aUOofcrwe net eig Tels os' n hr:Ifeemy was thinking. Sure, the film are always hard to manage, but Sil- from his psychologist. (This dbesn' aUS spieclr ihn Annesye Laurag Th liver Soehas an suere: chancwas fun, but not as enjoyable as ence... comnes a little short for the mean I enjoyed Prince of Tides) -wDrs rleasa an saucy Sourn ofa winin Btes s Dirctre heneother Disney ilms ike The- Little best picture award.-- Nominees for Best Actress are hournsk e a ac oteno inn etDrco.Te'hMermaid. If the Academy was look- Finally, Bugs~y is probably the both Geena Davis and Susan-eprvilcm tewlwthaehoesasfrBstSprining for a romance it should have closest competitor JFK has. This is Sarandon-for their title roles in The- - ai n aadn huhtera co n crswihHrelooked to this flick a fewv years ago. one flawless film. But which would lIna and Louise,. L Laura Dern for contest beween those i thv d Bo (ThKei ceugsy andKat NellinrHigh tech animation is by no means you rather give higher praise, the Rambling Rose, Jodie Foster for Sit-weexclntthuhiIha to(ePrcefTds)ilwn.e-

-a guarantee to greatness; I could life of a gangster or a stirring the- ence of the Lambs and Bette: choose between the two, I would minator 2 will certainly be awarded-name many other cartoon films sur- oretical explanation to a long-pon- Midler's part in For the Boys. -haetpikDvsIralyiedhe hebtseclefcsocranpassing this one. dered mystery? It aggravates me that Bette Midler way she transformed her character Beauty and the Beast will probably

woud _et omiate fo potraingfrom a petite naive housewife to a win the Best Original Score with itswould~et nminatd forportryinghigh-spirited criminal on the run. A three nominations.--feministic role? Yes, but not to the So there you have it, my picks forpoint where men feel threatened or the 1991-92 Oscars. Make your ownC oncert~WA B onzanza~g4 .y ,W n s .. . uncomfortable in their seats. Any- -decisions and watch on March 30thC o n uu~~~~~~~~~~~~u ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ h i ~~~~~~way, it's high time that women got a for the handing out of the littlechance to strut their stuff on the big pseudo-golden baldies. It'll be very-screen., and Davis and Sarandon do exciting to watch and a close race toWeekend: Take a Look-See ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~exactly that. the end.

By JESSICA GLASSERThis -weekend contains two ~~I . ~ .

buffs in the -Phillips Academy'com- -T

-munity. First, on Friday, March 6,1992, at 7:30 p.m. in the Chapel, By-*HISATURDACantatai and he P.A. Chamber Or- SATURDAY- --

chestra~~~will give a concert. This con-, ~~~~So' from what understand, thechestra will give a concert. -This con- j ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~rjotity 'of you all didn't catch the 6:00 TEAL. You want this one.- cert will consist of Beethoven's Mass ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ drift of what I m eant by getting to This one is good. Don't choose this

CnetGrsoin C Maj or, Op. 86adVvad', know one's self better. Well, well, hour to get to know yourself. ComeCNo Grosheseoind mor, op.s fr, who woulda. thunk- it? hat it is, see us pour our quivering spiritualNo.certs Thvenb s edo thesed free, brothers and sisters, is making one's innards. onto the stage. Bring the

- concerts, given by (he Armand Trio, ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " self happy on a m ore solid level. blankets.will occur on Saturday evening at 7-P.ij. in the Timkin Room in Graves. - ~- -Less spiritual, more solid. Physic- 6-7:00 Korean Student Fellowship

The chamber orchestra, led by ally appreciable, night in Kemper. They are going toWilliam Thomas, will feature Senior Tell yourself physically that not only show a movie on breakingsoloists Nuwesh Thrup~~~~~~kaew on vio- ~~ you're doing a good job. " Body, boards, but break boards the-lin,MaiHiho violin, a ' o'edigago obt vl melves and give everyone a freeJoseph Hong on 'cello playing ~~~~~~~~~~~~you long for the gentle ephemeral,- piece of broken wood. It will ticViosei.p h ruHong won 'c pliengo loving,-.caring, blasphemous touch fun. Bring goggles.Vivaldi. Thrupkaew, a rccipicnt of -, - -- - - ~~~~~~~~~~~of a lover. Since you can't manage 7:00 Armand Trio: IiIli l_ Iu leth-ce mast~er Fow ii the illip that at the moment, meet your part- lovely trios of te greai%.co-conertmater o the hillip Nii~ Konghawor. Bevrly Mm Nuweh Thrpkaew - Phorl Fil.ner.n.crie...lfty -(rvrigty).it's 730 leanceThiialkii wle ;ai

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