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Sun Dec 16, 2012

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Move And You're Dead

Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat WS G

Chowder Grows Up

In charge Chowder for the weekend, Shnitzel is forced to go to Chowder’s favorite theme restaurant.

07:30 MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK II Repeat WS G

Bam / Lost At Land

Flap and K’nuck try to con two distrusting old men out of their treasure.

08:00 THUNDERCATS Repeat WS PG

The Soul Sever

A mad scientist tries to move the cats' souls into robotic bodies.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes

08:30 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat WS PG

No One Can Hear You / The Creeps

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.

Cons.Advice: Stylised Violence, Supernatural Themes

09:00 THE SECRET SATURDAYS II Repeat WS PG

The Legion Of Garuda

A clue from an ancient Sumerian text points the Saturdays to a sect of Indian jadoowallas (sorcerers), the Legion of Garuda. The Garuda were the ones who drove out "the spirit of Kur" the last time it reared its head, and the Saturdays are hopeful that they may be able to do it again.


The Return Of Tsul'Kalu

Returning home to their demolished HQ to gather up some old Sumerian tomes from Drew's library, the Saturdays are ambushed by Tsul'Kalu, the great hunter and previous owner of the Hand of Tsul'Kalu on the end of Zak's Claw.

10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Long Arm Of The Law!

After helping Batman save some Camp Scouts, Plastic Man asks for his ally's help when two villains seek revenge on Plaz.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

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Sydney Program Guide

Sun Dec 16, 2012

10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG

Simian Says

Old George, THE Forever Knight, re-ignites a war against all aliens on Earth!


11:00 MONSUNO Repeat WS PG

Monster

Cons.Advice: Stylised Violence

11:30 POWER RANGERS SUPER SAMURAI WS PG

Stroke of Fate

Antonio pleads with Deker not to follow Serrator's orders in the Nighlok's war against humans.


12:00 WINX CLUB WS PG

Test of Courage

The Winx leave the Domino Renewal Ceremony to find the Gem of Courage. Meanwhile, the Trix invade the ceremony and it’s up to Sky to remember how to fight and protect.


12:30 ECLIPSE WS PG

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

13:00 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... WS TBC

Take 40 Stars Of Summer 2012

Take 40 Stars of Summer launches summer in style.

13:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Total Gym XLS

14:00 BRAINIACS Repeat WS PG

The show that brings science to your living room. You'll love this! Which is faster - gun powder or human? Can you pop a balloon containing water with fire? This is Brainiacs.

15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Internal Affairs

The Mayor and his staff have bad luck fighting crime; Mike and Nikki have bad luck trying to get their romance started. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Connie Britton.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


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Sun Dec 16, 2012

15:30 CRUSOE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Smoke & Mirrors

Crusoe is overjoyed when Susannah appears on the island. Later, while searching for Friday, Crusoe and Susannah's lives are endangered after coming across someone else on the island.

Starring: Sam Neill, Philip Winchester, Tongayi Chirisa

Cons.Advice: Some Violence


The Hunting Party

A mysterious warrior steals a lock of Crusoe's hair and he later finds out that those people are hunting him. Friday decides to try to save Crusoe, but is captured.



17:30 SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Little Miss Perfect

A priceless reward proves to be a life-changing experience for some castaways, and an unlikely friendship threatens to alter the game.


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Sun Dec 16, 2012

18:30 PLANET DINOSAUR WS PG

Alien World

Recent discoveries reveal the extraordinary ability of dinosaurs to adapt and survive. Feathered dinosaurs like the curious, buck-toothed Exipdexipteryx took to the trees while the amazing four-winged Microraptor even conquered the air.


19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Guitarist Amplification

Sheldon plays the peacemaker when an argument between Leonard and Penny proves "inconvenient" to him.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References


The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

With Leonard, Howard and Raj away camping in the desert, an injured Penny has only Sheldon to rely on.



20:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS M

Victoria Runs Away

Despite Mike's good intentions, he adds fuel to the fire when Molly and her family get in a fight.

Starring: Katy Mixon, Swoosie Kurtz, Melissa McCarthy, Billy Gardell

21:00 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS M

Happy Halloween

Mike's spooked when Molly's boss invites them to a party on Halloween, a holiday he dreads.

Starring: Katy Mixon, Swoosie Kurtz, Melissa McCarthy, Billy Gardell

21:30 NAVY SEALS 1990 Repeat WS M

Navy Seals

While rescuing a naval helicopter crew, being held captive in a Middle Eastern seaport, an elite United States military commando team discovers a secret cache of American-made nuclear missiles, yet inadvertently releases the terrorist leader who plans to unleash them on an unsuspecting world.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Bill Paxton, Joanne Whalley

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Frequent Violence


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Sun Dec 16, 2012

23:50 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus The Last Details

Chuck and Sarah's wedding prep includes one final detail: ensuring that the mother-of-the-groom makes it to the ceremony alive.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin


00:50 ALCATRAZ Captioned Repeat WS M

Kit Nelson

When child killer Kit Nelson, a terrifying kidnapper who always returns his victims home – after he’s killed them – reappears from the past, the team is in a race against time to catch the man before he kills again.

Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes

01:50 GO - FILLER Repeat PG


Ab Wave

Home shopping programme.


Oreck


Shark Steam Pocket Mop

03:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

04:00 CHUCK Repeat WS M

Chuck Versus The Last Details

Chuck and Sarah's wedding prep includes one final detail: ensuring that the mother-of-the-groom makes it to the ceremony alive.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Ryan McPartlin


04:50 EXTRA Captioned Repeat WS NA

Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City.


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Sun Dec 16, 2012

05:10 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G

Keewee Cornered/But Is It Taz

To Taz's delight, Molly brings Kee Wee home from the pet shop to replace her pet bird.


The Belgian Waffle Slobberbarker/The Apprentice Scouts

When the catering company is robbed, the gang cooks up a guard dog. But Chowder modifies the recipe, making the dog turns more dangerous than not having any protection.


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Mon Dec 17, 2012

06:00 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Ups & Downs/The Brave Little Trailer/Yes, Always

Wakko and Dr. Scratchansniff have their "Ups and Downs" when they get trapped in an elevator together, for hours.


Into The Astral Plane

Tygra's jealousy boils over, leading to a clash with Lion-O.


07:00 THE SECRET SATURDAYS Repeat WS PG

Ghost in the Machine

When Doc receives a troubling "visit" from what appears to be the ghost of his old mentor, the Saturdays travel to Louisiana's Honey Island Swamp to let Doc finish the work he and his mentor started over 25 years ago.


Something in the Water

The Saturdays stumble across a hidden city built in the middle of an African lake, but this paradise in being threatened by repeated attacks from the giant, catfish-like Lau.


R.S.V.P.

The Core-Tech Team Monsuno duel with Dax; Dr. Klipse joins forces with Chase to find Jeredy's whereabouts.



Fancy Pants/Cuddle Trouble

K’nuckles will do anything to get into the VIP section at the Candy Barrel.


Mall Wrecked/A Dingo's Guide To Magic

When their car breaks down in a vast, empty mall parking lot, Taz, Mom, and Molly try to reach a pay phone while being harassed by two rascally vultures.


The Spookiest House in Marzipan/The Poultry Geist

Chowder must make a delivery to the scariest house Marzipan has ever known!


Internal Affairs

The Mayor and his staff have bad luck fighting crime; Mike and Nikki have bad luck trying to get their romance started. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Connie Britton.



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Mon Dec 17, 2012



11:30 BACHELOR PAD Repeat WS PG

Power shifts as Vienna and Kasey's control of the Pad begins to unravel. In this week's challenge, the contestants will take to the pool in a must-see synchronized swimming event.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References



14:00 TMZ WS NA

14:30 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Jayden’s Challenge (Part 2)

In order to protect the other Rangers, Jayden decides to take on a powerful Nighlok all by himself.



Between Brothers

Lion-O and Tygra take on Mumm-Ra in a battle for the Spirit Stone in the Season 1 finale.



Target: Fiskerton

Argost recruits Van Rook and Piecemeal to kidnap Fiskerton, whom Argost suspects may be Kur.


Once More the Nightmare Factory

To rescue their kidnapped family member, the Saturdays and Doyle are forced to assault Weirdworld itself. While Munya works the mansion's assortment of hidden traps to pick the Saturdays off one by one.


Appleseeds

While following Dax, The Core-Tech Team happen to catch sight of Jeredy Suno when they're suddenly attacked by Dark Spin mercenaries. Before being separated once more, Jeredy gives his son a new Monsuno named Evo.


17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Secretary

At the movies, Jerry thinks he sees his drycleaner his wearing clothes, and Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


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Mon Dec 17, 2012

17:30 COMMUNITY Repeat WS PG

Digital Exploration of Interior Design (Part 1)

A sandwich shop opens in the cafeteria, drawing the ire of Shirley, Pierce and Britta, who scheme to close the place down; Laybourne tries again to convince Troy to join him; and Abed and Troy battle over competing blanket forts.

Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Donald Glover, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Ken Jeong

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language


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Mon Dec 17, 2012

18:00 TEEN MOM Repeat WS PG

Not Again

Farrah calls the police on her mother after they get in a big fight, while Amber faces a pregnancy scare that could prevent her from ever finishing high school. Maci takes her ex, Ryan, to court for child support. Catelynn is upset to find out she has to move out of boyfriend Tyler's house and back in with her unpredictable family, an hour away from their high school.


19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Get Your Business Done

When the Hecks attend a new church, Frankie is inspired by the pastor's sermon about getting one's business in life completed before death rears its ugly head.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson subjects the Skoda Yeti to a remarkably thorough road test, while James May makes a rare visit to the test track in the insane Aerial Atom V8. Meanwhile, Richard Hammond celebrates the incredible evolution of the Porsche 911 by racing a modern Turbo Cabriolet against its oldest relative and the power of gravity.

21:00 WORST CASE SCENARIO Captioned WS M

Mountain Bike Disaster/Run for Your Life

After a mountain biker is thrown over a cliff in an accident, Bear must use his ingenuity to pull the man to safety by creating a makeshift pulley system with his bicycle.

21:30 RANSOM 1996 Captioned Repeat WS AV

Ransom

A headstrong airline tycoon pays the ransom for his abducted son and then must gamble on the consequences of attempting to turn the tables on the kidnappers, setting up a gut-wrenching confrontation between the anguished father and the increasingly desperate criminals.

Starring: Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Gary Sinise

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Very Coarse Language

00:00 PARK STREET WS M

Power To The People

See how much influence magazine readers really have in putting together magazines as our editors get up close and personal with their harshest critics as well as their greatest fans.

00:30 FRINGE Repeat WS M

A Short Story About Love

A killer targeting love is investigated by the Fringe team as Peter tries to decide what to do about Olivia.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence


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Mon Dec 17, 2012

01:30 TMZ Repeat WS NA

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone



Ninja Master Professional Black


Derma Wand

03:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5


04:00 ALCATRAZ Captioned Repeat WS M

Kit Nelson

When child killer Kit Nelson, a terrifying kidnapper who always returns his victims home – after he’s killed them – reappears from the past, the team is in a race against time to catch the man before he kills again.

Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes




Mall Wrecked/A Dingo's Guide To Magic

When their car breaks down in a vast, empty mall parking lot, Taz, Mom, and Molly try to reach a pay phone while being harassed by two rascally vultures.


The Spookiest House in Marzipan/The Poultry Geist

Chowder must make a delivery to the scariest house Marzipan has ever known!


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Tue Dec 18, 2012


Drive Insane/Girfeathers/I'm Cute

The Warners disrupt Dr. Scratchansniff's date in "Drive Insane." Then, the Goodfeathers chase their girlfriends, the "Girlfeathers," who are playing "hard-to-get."


Between Brothers

Lion-O and Tygra take on Mumm-Ra in a battle for the Spirit Stone in the Season 1 finale.



Target: Fiskerton

Argost recruits Van Rook and Piecemeal to kidnap Fiskerton, whom Argost suspects may be Kur.


Once More the Nightmare Factory

To rescue their kidnapped family member, the Saturdays and Doyle are forced to assault Weirdworld itself. While Munya works the mansion's assortment of hidden traps to pick the Saturdays off one by one.


Appleseeds

While following Dax, The Core-Tech Team happen to catch sight of Jeredy Suno when they're suddenly attacked by Dark Spin mercenaries. Before being separated once more, Jeredy gives his son a new Monsuno named Evo.



Who’s that Man in the Mirror/Unhappy Endings

K’nuckels has gotten extremely out of shape and may lose Flapjack because of it.


The Man From M.A.R.S./Friends For Strife

Havoc ensues when Marvin Martian arrives for a peaceful vacation in Tazmania.


A Little Bit of Pizzazz/The Birthday Suits

A cooking accident causes Mung, Truffles, Chowder, and Shnitzel to all switch bodies.


Dick Clark's Rockin' Make-Out Party '99!

Mike and Nikki make a decision about their romance while Stuart is in all sorts of trouble with his ex-girlfriend. Plus the building's new security cameras reveal many surprises. Stars Michael J. Fox and guest star Priscilla Presley.

Starring: Priscilla Presley, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


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Tue Dec 18, 2012



Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence


Contestants rally to dethrone the power couple. Plus, this week is the "Kissing Challenge." Each guy will kiss the women -- and vice versa -- then vote for who has the "best lips."

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References



14:00 TMZ WS NA


Unexpected Arrival

The Rangers are shocked to discover that Antonio, a traveling fisherman, is actually the Gold Samurai Ranger.



New Alliances

The 'Cats battle Mumm-Ra's lizard army; Panthro receives a new set of robotic arms.



Curse of the Stolen Tiger

The Saturdays, Doyle and the Bedouin girl Wadi come across a small Chinese mountain village that's been blighted since the theft of its protector, a Blue Tiger.


The Kur Guardian

Zak and Doyle, the only Saturdays who know about Fisk’s newfound heritage, try to help the big gorilla-cat uncover the secrets of his Lemurian ancestry.


Eye

While fishing, a fisherman awakens a dormant wild core off the shore of Coastal City. Going on information from Dax, Chase and the rest of The Core-Tech Team make there way to Coastal City in search of Jeredy Suno.



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Tue Dec 18, 2012


The Switch

Jerry's girlfriend never laughs, but he meets her roommate who does, George meets Kramer's mother where he finds out Kramer's first name. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


Pillows and Blankets (Part 2)

The war between Abed and Troy intensifies, prompting Jeff to try to negotiate a truce between the former best friends while the rest of the group choose sides.


Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Mild Violence


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Tue Dec 18, 2012


Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Catelynn gets caught in a lie and faces losing her boyfriend Tyler, while Amber's boyfriend Gary tells her he might leave her for another girl. Farrah juggles college, a new job, and moving out of her parents' house to live on her own for the first time -- all with her daughter Sophia.



The Guidance Councilor

Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh, who inspires her to reinvent herself.

Starring: Whoopi Goldberg, Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ixnay On The Oggie Day

Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he has a new skill.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones



Keith Moon Is Vomiting On His Grave

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother.

Starring: Courtney Thorne-smith, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones


20:30 ENGAGED AND UNDERAGE M

Ashley & Josh

Kentucky beauty pageant queen marries the father of her two children.

21:00 ENGAGED AND UNDERAGE M

Frank & Jess

Philadelphia groom is torn between his family and his pregnant girlfriend.

21:30 MR. NICE GUY 1997 Captioned Repeat WS M

Mr. Nice Guy

The host of a popular television cooking show is caught in a criminal conspiracy when he finds a videotape that documents incriminating evidence against a group of thugs.

Starring: Jackie Chan, Barry Otto, Richard Norton, Rachael Blakely

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence


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Tue Dec 18, 2012

23:30 NIKITA WS AV

Power

Amanda and Ari prepare to take over Zetrov. Alex surprises Ari by showing up at the board meeting with an old and powerful friend.



Nothing As It Seems

A case is familiar to Peter but brand-new to the rest of the team.




Oreck

02:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5



Shark NV350 - Navigator Lift-Away Vacuum Cleaner

03:30 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone


04:00 NIKITA Repeat WS AV

Power






The Man From M.A.R.S./Friends For Strife

Havoc ensues when Marvin Martian arrives for a peaceful vacation in Tazmania.


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Tue Dec 18, 2012


A Little Bit of Pizzazz/The Birthday Suits

A cooking accident causes Mung, Truffles, Chowder, and Shnitzel to all switch bodies.


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Wed Dec 19, 2012


Brain Meets Brawn/Meet Minerva

In their latest attempt to take over the world, "Brain Meets Brawn" when Pinky and The Brain meet Dr. Jekyll. Another meeting ends in disaster when a goofy dachshund is instructed to bring back the pelt of beautiful Minerva Mink in "Meet Minerva."


New Alliances

The 'Cats battle Mumm-Ra's lizard army; Panthro receives a new set of robotic arms.



Curse of the Stolen Tiger

The Saturdays, Doyle and the Bedouin girl Wadi come across a small Chinese mountain village that's been blighted since the theft of its protector, a Blue Tiger.


The Kur Guardian

Zak and Doyle, the only Saturdays who know about Fisk’s newfound heritage, try to help the big gorilla-cat uncover the secrets of his Lemurian ancestry.


Eye

While fishing, a fisherman awakens a dormant wild core off the shore of Coastal City. Going on information from Dax, Chase and the rest of The Core-Tech Team make there way to Coastal City in search of Jeredy Suno.



SS K’nuckies/Candy Casanova

Bubbie becomes jealous of K’nuckles’ new boat.


A Flea For Me/Taz's Fancy

While doing chores around the house, an enterprising flea jumps on Taz for a meal


The Heist/The Prank

When the gang discovers a cavern of precious rock candy crystals deep under Endive’s house, they attempt to dig them all out before she notices.


Back To The Future IV: Judgement Day

Mike hires his old boss Owen to work on a project for the Mayor, but is worried when Owen shows a little too much enthusiasm. Meanwhile, when Paul is charged with Rag's care, disaster follows. Guest stars Christopher Lloyd. Stars Michael J. Fox, Michael Boatman and Richard Kind.

Starring: Priscilla Presley, Christopher Lloyd, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck


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Wed Dec 19, 2012




The contestants must compete as couples for the rest of the season -- beginning with this week's challenge, "The Nearly-wed Game," which tests how well the pairs know each other.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes


The Guidance Councilor

Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh, who inspires her to reinvent herself.

Starring: Whoopi Goldberg, Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott



14:00 TMZ WS NA


Room for One More

Antonio feels that he must prove himself as the Gold Samurai Ranger after unexpectedly joining the team.



Trials of Lion-O (Part 1)

Part 1 of 2. A fatal fall takes Lion-O to the Astral Plane, where he learns he'll have to fight for a second chance at life by facing off against his teammates.



Food of the Giants

A logging camp in the Allegheny Mountains has been ravaged by what seems to be a man-eating giant Allegewi, and two of the loggers are still missing.


The Atlas Pin

Argost has stolen from Naga a relic that can ID the real Kur. Rather than get it back herself, Naga delivers an ultimatum to the Saturdays.


Deceit

Dax betrays The Core-Tech Team to Charlemagne for Monsuno Essence, but it turns out to be a combined strategy of both him and Chase.



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Wed Dec 19, 2012


The Label Maker

Jerry and Elaine experience "re-gifting" and "de-gifting", George loves his girlfriend's apartment while Kramer and Newman become engrossed in a game of Risk. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


Origins of Vampire Mythology

Annie, Troy and Abed try to help Britta avoid an old flame who has returned to town, while Jeff and Shirley set out to catch a glimpse of the mystery man. Elsewhere, Laybourne turns to Dean Pelton for help with his pursuit of Troy.




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Wed Dec 19, 2012


Valentine's Day

Single mom Maci goes clubbing with her girlfriends for Valentine's Day and reconnects with an old flame, while a crying baby and unrealistic expectations ruin Amber and Gary's romantic dinner.



The Clover

Misfortune plagues Brick after he finds a four-leaf clover; Frankie seeks a caregiver for her aunt; Axl struggles with a prom-date dilemma and is also dismayed to learn that Sue is Darrin's prom date.



I Called Him Magoo

Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Carlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".




Gumby With A Pokey

Charlie is haunted by ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are taking a road trip.


Cons.Advice: Drug References, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language


The Vengeance Formulation

After he's humiliated on National Public Radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke, and the guys help Sheldon exact his revenge. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries not to destroy his new relationship with Bernadette.

Starring: Katee Sackhoff, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar


21:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Will's Dilemma

It's Neil's 18th birthday and his dad is throwing him a party to which he can invite 10 friends - not that he has that many. Simon, seriously dating Tara, arranges a double date for Will with her extremely tall and rapacious friend Kerry.

Starring: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language


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Wed Dec 19, 2012

21:30 GET SHORTY 1995 Repeat WS MA

Get Shorty

A mobster travels to Hollywood to collect a debt and discovers that the movie business is much the same as his current job.

Starring: John Travolta, Danny DeVito, Rene Russo, Gene Hackman

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

23:40 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Thank God For Scoliosis

Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.



00:00 CONAN WS M

Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.


The Label Maker

Jerry and Elaine experience "re-gifting" and "de-gifting", George loves his girlfriend's apartment while Kramer and Newman become engrossed in a game of Risk. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.


02:00 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5



Aeropilates

03:00 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone


03:30 DANOZ WS G

Abdoer Twist


04:00 CONAN Repeat WS M



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Wed Dec 19, 2012




A Flea For Me/Taz's Fancy

While doing chores around the house, an enterprising flea jumps on Taz for a meal


The Heist/The Prank

When the gang discovers a cavern of precious rock candy crystals deep under Endive’s house, they attempt to dig them all out before she notices.


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Thu Dec 20, 2012


Gold Rush/A Gift Of Gold/Dot's Quiet Time

During the California "Gold Rush," the Warners confront, confuse and confound Claimjump Jake, the greediest gold prospector in the West.



Part 1 of 2. A fatal fall takes Lion-O to the Astral Plane, where he learns he'll have to fight for a second chance at life by facing off against his teammates.



Food of the Giants

A logging camp in the Allegheny Mountains has been ravaged by what seems to be a man-eating giant Allegewi, and two of the loggers are still missing.


The Atlas Pin

Argost has stolen from Naga a relic that can ID the real Kur. Rather than get it back herself, Naga delivers an ultimatum to the Saturdays.


Deceit

Dax betrays The Core-Tech Team to Charlemagne for Monsuno Essence, but it turns out to be a combined strategy of both him and Chase.



Down with the Ship/Willy (Or Won’t He)

K’nuckles returns to a sunken ship to prove he’s a captain.


Never Cry Taz/Bully For Bull

he platypus Brothers lose Taz in their own cluttered home.


Gazpacho/The Toots

Chowder needs someone to grace the cover of the first issue of his home-made magazine.


Politically Incorrect

It seems like everyone at City Hall has a romance to hide. Stars Michael J. Fox, Barry Bostwick and Connie Britton. Guest stars Bill Maher.



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Thu Dec 20, 2012


Season finale

Season finale: Trista Sutter, Jason Mesnick and Ali Fedotowsky judge as the remaining couples perform a terrifying Cirque du Soleil routine in Las Vegas. Plus, the new Bachelor!



The Clover

Misfortune plagues Brick after he finds a four-leaf clover; Frankie seeks a caregiver for her aunt; Axl struggles with a prom-date dilemma and is also dismayed to learn that Sue is Darrin's prom date.




14:00 TMZ WS NA


The Blue and the Gold

With the other Rangers on board, Antonio must now gain Kevin's respect for his place on the Samurai Ranger team.




Lion-O launches a rescue mission to save the team from Mumm-Ra's pyramid.



Paris Is Melting

When Fiskerton is framed for a series of night time attacks on fellow Secret Scientists, the Saturdays are placed under house arrest by Dr. Beeman, Dr. Grey, and Agent Epsilon's "people."


Where Lies the Engulfer

Zak's been training in the shadowy mercenary arts under Doyle’s hand, and now it's time for the final test. Uncle Doyle brings Zak to an abandoned resort town at the edge of a small Canadian lake.


Trust

Under constant robot drone attack, Jon Ace warns Chase he has a spy in his midst and invites him to join S.T.O.R.M., which he accepts.



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Thu Dec 20, 2012


The Scofflaw

George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy that everyone knew except him while Kramer calls a litterbug a "pig" near a cop who's on a quest to catch a long-time parking ticket scofflaw. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.


Virtual Systems Analysis

Annie and Abed spend some quality time together in the Dreamatorium for a simulation of "Inspector Spacetime." The exercise takes a turn toward the serious, however, with examinations of the study group and insight into Abed's personality.




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Thu Dec 20, 2012


Spring Break

Amber and Gary take a vacation and discover there's no such thing as spring break once you have a baby. Maci butts heads with Ryan over his new girlfriend, and realizes how hard it is to parent together after you break up.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language


The Telling

Frankie gets Brick to snitch on his siblings, but Mike disapproves of the tattling. Meanwhile, Sue threatens to get Axl in trouble if he doesn't obey her commands; and Mike reluctantly goes to Brick's school for Parent Day.



The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon takes on his greatest challenge when he attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.




The Psychic Vortex

While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics.

Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar


20:30 SUN, SEX AND SUSPICIOUS PARENTS Repeat WS M

Magaluf

In Corby, Northamptonshire, Royal Marine trained fitness fanatic Rhys is being given strict rules for his holiday from doting mum Vicky. . Over in West London 18 year-old student and gymnast Kiran is also preparing for her first parent free holiday before she heads off on a gap year travelling.

Cons.Advice: Nudity, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

21:30 STRIPTEASE 1996 Repeat WS MA

Striptease

Bounced from her job, Erin needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of her child. But, eventually, she must confront the naked truth: to take on the system, she'll have to take it all off. Erin strips to conquer, but she faces unintended circumstances when a hound dog of a Congressman zeroes in on her and sharpens the shady tools at his fingertips, including blackmail and murder.

Starring: Demi Moore, Burt Reynolds, Armand Assante, Rumer Willis

Cons.Advice: Nudity, Sexual References


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Thu Dec 20, 2012

00:00 ECLIPSE Repeat WS PG

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.


00:30 CONAN WS M




Insanity

02:30 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone



Bowflex

03:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5







Never Cry Taz/Bully For Bull

he platypus Brothers lose Taz in their own cluttered home.


Gazpacho/The Toots

Chowder needs someone to grace the cover of the first issue of his home-made magazine.


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Fri Dec 21, 2012


Schnitzelbank/The Helpinki Formula/Kung Boo

In the show's opening musical number, "Schnitzelbank," the Warners sing a song about international friendship. Then, in "The Helpinki Formula," Pinky and The Brain create their own infomercial in their latest scheme to conquer the world.



Lion-O launches a rescue mission to save the team from Mumm-Ra's pyramid.



Paris Is Melting

When Fiskerton is framed for a series of night time attacks on fellow Secret Scientists, the Saturdays are placed under house arrest by Dr. Beeman, Dr. Grey, and Agent Epsilon's "people."


Where Lies the Engulfer

Zak's been training in the shadowy mercenary arts under Doyle’s hand, and now it's time for the final test. Uncle Doyle brings Zak to an abandoned resort town at the edge of a small Canadian lake.


Trust

Under constant robot drone attack, Jon Ace warns Chase he has a spy in his midst and invites him to join S.T.O.R.M., which he accepts.



Bubbie’s Tummy Ache/Mind the Store, Don’t Look in the Drawer

Flap must make the treacherous journey into Bubbie’s stomach to fix her ache.


Of Bushrats And Hugh

Hugh and Taz declare war on the Bushrats when they discover the little band stealing Hugh's prized oranges.


Weekend at Shnitzel’s/Taste Buds

Chowder becomes a musical sensation. But when the pressures of his new life overtake him, Chowder realizes where his true love lies.


That's Entertainment

Stuck in the office on a Sunday, the staff reminisce about their favourite movie moments to pass the time. Stars Michael J. Fox, Alan Ruck and Victoria Dillard.



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Fri Dec 21, 2012



11:30 TEEN MOM Repeat PG

Finale Special: Check Up With Dr. Drew

Dr. Drew Pinsky chats with the young mums in front of a studio audience. The girls reflect on their first year of motherhood, and reveal what's happened since the cameras stopped rolling.



The Telling

Frankie gets Brick to snitch on his siblings, but Mike disapproves of the tattling. Meanwhile, Sue threatens to get Axl in trouble if he doesn't obey her commands; and Mike reluctantly goes to Brick's school for Parent Day.




14:00 TMZ WS NA


Team Spirit

The Rangers struggle to keep their spirits from being drained when Emily, the most spirited of the group, has hers stolen by an evil Nighlok.



Native Son

Lion-O and Tygra find the home of the lost Tiger clan.



Shadows of Lemuria

Fiskerton's inherited Lemurian instincts are supposed to lead the Saturdays to where Kur will be revealed, but all they seem to be doing is driving Fisk nuts.


Kur Rising

At last, the Saturdays have learned where Kur will be revealed: a frozen caldera in Antarctica. Unfortunately, Argost and Munya have the same information.


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Fri Dec 21, 2012


Hunted

While stumbling onto what appears to be an ancient Monsuno temple in the jungle with Jon Ace, The Core-Tech Team team are attacked, captured, and their cores stolen by the crazy Dom Pyro, an agent of the Eklipse Organization.



The Kiss Hello

Elaine's friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello", has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine wants Kramer to comment on. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.


Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi Prince, but when Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat.




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Fri Dec 21, 2012


Bad News From The Clinic?

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard-to-get than he is.

Starring: Jeri Ryan, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones


18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

19:30 NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VEGAS VACATION 1997 Captioned Repeat WS PG

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

The Griswold family is back, with Clark making another enthusiastic attempt to plan the perfect family holiday. This time they head off to the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas for another holiday of hilarious misadventures, high jinx, high times and high rollers.

Starring: Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embery, Wayne Newton, Marisol Nichols


21:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE 1997 Repeat WS M

Excess Baggage

Rich girl Emily Hope has everything she could ever want - except the attention of her father. Hoping to be noticed, she fakes her own kidnapping but her plan backfires.

Starring: Alicia Silverstone, Benicio Del Toro, Jack Thompson, Harry Connick Jr.



I Think You Offended Don

Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.



00:00 CONAN WS M



The Kiss Hello

Elaine's friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello", has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine wants Kramer to comment on. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.


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Fri Dec 21, 2012



A Short Story About Love

A killer targeting love is investigated by the Fringe team as Peter tries to decide what to do about Olivia.



Nothing As It Seems

A case is familiar to Peter but brand-new to the rest of the team.




04:50 BRATZ Repeat WS PG

Alien Encounterz

Sasha wants to make a big difference in the world, and gets the chance when Stiles High is infiltrated by aliens. Only as it turns out, the only way Sasha can make a difference is by letting the Tweevils save the world.


Rescue Askew

Byron is taken prisoner and he calls the Bratz for help. But once in action, they discover he's simultaneously called a teenaged boy agent they've never heard of.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

It's a Secret! Mametchi's Birthday! - ListenTama-Friends! Lovelin's Confession

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.


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Sat Dec 22, 2012

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

City Of Fire

Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.


Of Bushrats And Hugh

Hugh and Taz declare war on the Bushrats when they discover the little band stealing Hugh's prized oranges.


I'm So Proud... Of Me / A Day Without Laughter

A stranger with mad wrestling skills comes to town and Flapjack wants to be just like him.


What Lies Above (Part 1)

The team visit a sky city ruled by birds.


08:30 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat WS PG

Jake vs Me-Mow / New Frontier

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.



The Unblinking Eye

Tired of being on the run all the time, Zak begs his parents to let the family get back to helping cryptids. Doc and Drew agree on a trip to Istanbul to extract the Lake Van Monster from its hiding place in a geothermal power plant.


Life In The Underground

Zak's 13th birthday party is filled with surprises: a visit from Ulraj and Wadi, and the takeover of a South African suburb by an organized force of rogue cryptids.

10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Revenge Of The Reach!

The Reach, a race of alien invaders, have a connection to the Blue Beetle's scrab, that may prove the key to the hero, Batman, and the Green Lantern Corps defeating them.


10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG

The Purge

Old George instigates a war against aliens on Earth



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Sat Dec 22, 2012

11:00 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

12:00 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG

In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final “Crash Course”. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Ghost From The Past

While Ryan is away, Audrina runs into Justin Bobby at the Viper Room. Lo meets up with Brody's new fling Mikaela and Mikaela lands a job at Smash Box.



Aeropilates




That's Entertainment

Stuck in the office on a Sunday, the staff reminisce about their favourite movie moments to pass the time. Stars Michael J. Fox, Alan Ruck and Victoria Dillard.



The Traveller

Friday and Crusoe help rescue men from the water after another boat sinks their tiny ship. Crusoe is puzzled to find Mr. Blackthorn among the men, and Friday wonders what he is up to.




The Return (*Series Final*)

Crusoe and Friday struggle to fend off the men from the sunken boat, once they realize that Mr. Blackthorn and his men are there to steal their belongings from the tree house.




The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.




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Sat Dec 22, 2012


A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party.


18:30 THE CUBE WS G

The Cube offers contestants the chance to win a top prize of £250,000 by completing challenges from within a 4x4x4 meter cube. Tonight Taxi driver Dean Chase and air hostess Rhian Tippett enter The Cube. Hosted by Phillip Schofield.

19:30 GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH 1990 Repeat WS PG

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Phoebe Cates and Zach Galligan star again as Kingston Falls sweet-hearts Billy Peltzer and Kate Beringer, having left their small hamlet for the big city, meet up once again with their cuddly furball Mogwai friend Gizmo while working in the futuristic high-tech Clamp Centre office complex. When a series of accidents creates a totally new generation of Gremlins, Billy, Kate and Gizmo must once again use all their ingenuity to prevent another creature-induced comic catastrophe.

Starring: Joe Dante, Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, John Glover, Robert Picardo, Robert Prosky, Christopher Lee

Cons.Advice: Horror

21:30 AIRHEADS 1994 Repeat WS M

Airheads

Three band members hoping for a big break head to a radio station to play their demo tape and wind up holding everyone hostage with plastic guns when the head DJ refuses to play them.

Starring: Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References


David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie

Feeling Alan's underappreciated by his family, Melissa offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.



00:00 CONAN WS M


01:00 ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA? Repeat WS M

Strays

Chelsea dates a weepy, overly emotional marketing executive, but her hidden motive is to get Olivia a job at his firm.

Starring: Laura Prepon, Chelsea Handler, Mark Povinelli



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Sat Dec 22, 2012

01:30 ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA? Repeat WS M

Gynecologist

Sloane plans a social get-together for her church group at the bar. This gives Chelsea a prime opportunity to romance the church band's sightly lead singer, yet his pure and virtuous manner proves to be a major stumbling block. Meanwhile, Rick's spunky ex-girlfriend lands a job at the bar.

Starring: Laura Prepon, Chelsea Handler, Mark Povinelli


02:00 GLORY DAZE Repeat WS M

Hit Me With Your Test Shot

Joel shares notes with Christie, but realizes it might be a bad idea. Jason and Turbo bond over music, while Reno and Hector help Professor Haines' marriage. And Eli meets a girl.

03:00 NIKITA Repeat WS AV

Power






Bye Bye Burdine

Burdine is wrongly detained at a Luxensteinian prison when her tiara is mistaken for the stolen crown jewels. In her absence, the Tweevils take over Your Thing Magazine.


The Great Melting Pot

The Bratz struggle to cook up a classic French meal for famed costume designer Jean-Paul and his friend the Viscount. But as Jean Paul nears Stilesville, he announces that they can’t wait for the classic American meal.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

What? Swapping Personalities! - Say Cheese! A Great Photo Shoot!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.


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