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Melbourne Sunday, August 1, 2010

6:00AM AFL-GRAND FINAL CLASSIC (R) G 1996 GRAND FINAL - NTH MELBOURNE V SYDNEYNorth Melbourne clash with Sydney in the 1996 AFL Grand Final.

8:30AM PRESS GANG (R) PG(A)

SOMETHING TERRIBLEThe trials and tribulations of a group of teenagers who run their local newspaper.

9:30AM TREASURE ISLAND G Robert Louis Stevenson’s best-loved tale comes to life in this lavish animated cartoon adventure series where the traditional characters appear as animals.

10:00AM FLIPPER (R) PG THE PREDATORBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

11:10AM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1963) PG(S)

UNDER THE YUM YUM TREEA couple agrees to determine their character compatibility by living together platonically. Starring JACK LEMMON, CAROL LYNLEY, DEAN JONES and EDIE ADAMS.

1:30PM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1966) G NAMU, THE KILLER WHALEA naturalist and his assistant prevent fishermen from shooting a male killer whale which followed his wounded mate into a cove. The naturalist makes friends with the whale, studying its behaviour patterns. Starring LEE MERIWETHER, RICHARD ERDMAN, ROBERT LANSING, JOHN ANDERSON and ROBIN MATTSON.

3:15PM 7TWO DISNEY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2003)

G BROTHER BEARWhen an impulsive boy named Kenai is magically transformed into a bear, he must literally walk in another's footsteps until he learns some valuable life lessons. His courageous and often zany journey introduces him to a forest full of wildlife, including the lovable bear cub Koda, hilarious moose Rutt and Tuke, woolly mammoths, rambunctious rams and more! With the voices of JOAQUIN PHOENIX, JEREMY SUAREZ, DAVE THOMAS, D B SWEENEY, MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN and HAROLD GOULD.

5:00PM PACKED TO THE RAFTERS (R) 'CC'

PG(N,S,V)

NATURAL JUSTICEBen willingly takes on a call to jury duty where he meets Kat, a massage therapist with a refreshing perspective. Meanwhile, Dave's fledgling business is struggling under the weight of too much work until he gets a helping hand. Guest starring Melanie Vallejo. Also starring REBECCA GIBNEY, ERIK THOMSON and MICHAEL CATON.

6:00PM THAT '70S SHOW (R) 'CC' PG PUNK CHICKEric's awkward attempts to get to second base with Donna make her thoroughly uncomfortable. Chrissy, a punk chick, roars into town on her Vespa and steals Hyde's heart. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER and DANNY MASTERSON.

6:30PM BREAKING THE MAGICIAN'S CODE: MAGIC'S SECRETS REVEALED 'CC'

PG From mystifying illusions to mind blowing tricks, we reveal the ingenuity and preparation behind magic's greatest secrets.

Melbourne Sunday, August 1, 2010


PG(H)

THE HAUNTED MANSIONJim Evers is a real estate agent whose latest project is to find a buyer for a huge but dilapidated house in New Orleans. However, when Evers visits the property with his family, he discovers it's already inhabited by 999 ghosts, none of whom are interested in sharing the space. As the spirits make their displeasure known, Evers and his family try to shoo them away with the help of an eccentric medium named Madame Leota. Starring EDDIE MURPHY, TERENCE STAMP, JENNIFER TILLY and NATHANIEL PARKER.

9:20PM 7TWO SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1998)

M(L,A)

DEEP IMPACTWhen a comet is on a course to collide with Earth, people are told to prepare for the end of the world. 800,000 people from the public will be chosen by a lottery style system to live in the caves along with 200,000 scientists, artists and doctors. Unless the comet can be destroyed before colliding with Earth, only those allowed into the caves will survive to re-build the planet and human society after the disaster. Starring ROBERT DUVALL, TEA LEONI, ELIJAH WOOD, VANESSA REDGRAVE and MORGAN FREEMAN.

11:45PM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2004)

M(S,L,D)

SIDEWAYSTwo old friends set off on a wine-tasting road trip, only to veer sideways into a comical exploration of love, friendship, dreams and the enduring war between Pinot and Cabernet. Starring PAUL GIAMATTI, THOMAS HADEN CHURCH, VIRGINIA MADSEN, SANDRA OH, MARYLOUISE BURKE and JESSICA HECHT.

2:15AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 2000 2ND Q.F - CARLTON V MELBOURNEAll the best AFL action when the Carlton Blues and the Melbourne Demons battle it out in the 2000 Qualifying Final.

4:30AM ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT (R) 'CC'

G The team turns an old garage into a master bedroom for a family who has run out of room!

5:00AM HOME SHOPPING G Shopping program.

Melbourne Monday, August 2, 2010

6:00AM AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose sinister desire is to take over the world.

6:25AM DIGIMON DATA SQUAD (R) G Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world from evil Digimon.

6:50AM DANGERMOUSE (R) G Follow Dangermouse on his adventures as the greatest Secret Agent in the world.

7:15AM POWER RANGERS: JUNGLE FURY (R) PG WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - PART 1 OF 2The Power Rangers return to fight for the planets survival.

7:40AM FLIPPER (R) PG STARS & STRIPESBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

8:30AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Gayle is made an offer she can't refuse and Rosie faces a heart-breaking decision as a consequence.

9:00AM HOME AND AWAY - THE EARLY YEARS (R) 'CC'

G Steven is concerned about Craig's well-being. Someone breaks into the Macklin office, stealing Stacey's cheque book.

9:30AM SHORTLAND STREET

PG A fast-paced medical drama that centre's around the lives and loves of the staff and their patients.

10:00AM CORONATION STREET

PG The story of everyday life in a small, intimate community in England. Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE.

10:30AM EMMERDALE

PG Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community.

11:00AM ALL MY CHILDREN PG(D)

The risk-taking soap about Erica Kane and her long line of husbands.

12:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G JEWELFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. Be inspired by the helpful tips aimed at bettering your home and life.

1:00PM RICK STEIN'S TASTE OF THE SEA (R) G Seafood chef Rick Stein shares some of his culinary secrets in the kitchen, and on the beach.

1:30PM DANNY BY THE SEA (R)

G FELIXSTOWEDanny Boome takes you on a gastronomical journey to the Suffolk countryside.

2:00PM JAMES MARTIN’S SWEET (R) G SPONGESJames Martin whips up scrumptious desserts from the kitchen of his country home.

2:30PM 7TWO MID ARVO MOVIE (R) (1967) PG(V)

40 GUNS TO APACHE PASSA heroic cavalry captain single-handedly puts down a massive Apache rebellion soon after the Civil War. Starring AUDIE MURPHY, MICHAEL BURNS, KENNETH TOBEY and LARAINE STEPHENS.

4:30PM ALF (R) G WILD THINGALF goes through a personality transformation where he experiences wild, erratic behaviour and must be locked up for 24 hours. Starring MAX WRIGHT, ANNE SCHEDEEN and ANDREA ELSON.

5:00PM HOT PROPERTY (R) 'CC'

G The lady who lives in a shoe is selling up. This is a story you've got to see to believe.

5:30PM FULL HOUSE (R) G JESSE'S GIRLJesse's dream girl turns into a nightmare when she dumps him for Joey. Starring JOHN STAMOS, BOB SAGET and DAVID COULIER.

6:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG LET'S NAME OUR CHICKEN PHILTaking off from their Pit Stop in the village of Bingo, the teams receive an offering from a local chief before heading to the next Detour. One team is held up by a new twist in the race.

Melbourne Monday, August 2, 2010

7:00PM MURPHY BROWN (R) 'CC' PG MOSCOW ON THE POTOMACMurphy prepares for a joint broadcast with the Soviet news equivalent of Murphy Brown. Starring CANDICE BERGEN, PAT CORLEY, FAITH FORD, CHARLES KIMBROUGH and ROBERT PASTORELLI.

7:30PM HEARTBEAT 'CC'

**IN AUSTRALIA**

PG(A,V)

THE MIDDLE OF SOMEWHEREJoe, Rachel and Carol find what they were looking for in Australia, but one search ends in tragedy. Starring JOSEPH MCFADDEN, DEREK FOWLDS, TRICIA PENROSE and WILLIAM SIMONS.

8:30PM KINGDOM

**ALL NEW EPISODES**

PG As there is still no word from Simon, Peter takes on the responsibility of being a father to Daniel. Meanwhile, the local Women's Institute calls for Peter's help in their bid to save the local lighthouse from closure. Starring STEPHEN FRY and HERMIONE NORRIS.

9:35PM WYCLIFFE (R) M THE LAST RITESWhen the Rev. Jordan finds the nude corpse of his church cleaner at the altar, the general view in his village is that she has been the victim of a satanic ritual. Starring JACK SHEPHERD, JIMMY YUILL and HELEN MASTERS.

10:40PM HOLBY BLUE 'CC'

M Scott calls for a raid on a brothel run by Toby Wilson, but getting Wilson's team of petrified prostitutes to talk proves harder than CID anticipated. Starring RICHARD HARRINGTON, CAL MACANINCH, ZOE LUCKER and ELAINE GLOVER

11:45PM INFAMOUS ASSASSINATIONS (R) M THE ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT MCKINLEYOn 6 September 6 1901, U.S President William McKinley was shot by Polish anarchist, Leon Czolgosz. McKinley was the third US president to be assassinated. How did his killer get so close? Using rare archival footage and confronting reconstructions we delve into the 20th Century's most damaging and outrageous assassinations.

12:15AM THE PRISONER (R) PG DANCE OF THE DEADNumber 6 comes across a body that has washed ashore with a radio. After sending the body back out to sea, he tries to use the radio to get rescued. Starring PATRICK MCGOOHAN, ANGELO MUSCAT and PETER SWANWICK.


G It's 'Strictly Renovating' as a young ballroom dancer gets the shock of her life - her grungy old garage turned into a cool home office.

1:40AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 2000 1ST Q.F - ESSENDON V KANGAROOSAll the best AFL action when the Essendon Bombers and the Kangaroos battle it out in the 2000 Qualifying Final.

3:55AM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G Mike and Mal visit the world's largest Ibis rookery, then head to the Hawkesbury River to see the famous Bridge to Bridge classic.


Melbourne Tuesday, August 3, 2010




7:15AM POWER RANGERS: JUNGLE FURY (R) PG WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - PART 2 OF 2The Power Rangers return to fight for the planets survival.

7:40AM FLIPPER (R) PG WRECK OF THE ZEPHYRBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

8:30AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Wendy's attempts to please Barbara ends in a bitter confrontation.


G A smoothie charms several Summer Bay females, but not everybody falls for his tricks!


PG(V)

A fast-paced medical drama that centre's around the lives and loves of the staff and their patients.



10:30AM EMMERDALE


11:00AM ALL MY CHILDREN PG The risk-taking soap about Erica Kane and her long line of husbands.

12:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G ACTRESS KATE WALSHFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. Be inspired by the helpful tips aimed at bettering your home and life.

1:00PM ESSENCE OF EMERIL (R) G Emeril Lagasse is an extraordinary culinary talent, whose has a commitment to using the finest and freshest products.

1:30PM JAMES MARTIN: DELICIOUS (R) G On location from James Martin's own deli in Winchester, Delicious offers inspirational recipes featuring ingredients from behind the counter.

2:00PM COCONUT COAST (R) G ONAMReza Mahammad takes you on a gastronomical journey to the coast of Kerala, India.

2:30PM 7TWO MID ARVO MOVIE (R) (1954) PG HELL BELOW ZEROA whaler signs on to locate a young woman's missing father. Starring ALAN LADD, BASIL SYDNEY and JOSEPH TOMELTY.

4:30PM ALF (R) G Alf's unusual habits and apparent lack of respect for anyone are driving Willie crazy. Out of desperation, he confides in his best friend Larry, a psychologist, who conducts a role-reversal exercise with Alf and Willie.


G The Baines family wants to sell their house, buy another one, move in, and have a baby - all in just ten weeks!

5:30PM FULL HOUSE (R) G The Tanner family is thrilled when they are chosen to appear in a local promo at Danny's TV station, but their stars fade when they discover show business is not as glamorous as its cracked up to be.

6:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG WE'VE REALLY BURNED BRIDGES, FOR SUREThe teams must make their way to Lithuania where the intensity of the race causes one team to lose their focus and places them on a collision course with a speeding bus. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN.

Melbourne Tuesday, August 3, 2010

7:00PM MURPHY BROWN (R) 'CC' PG MY DINNER WITH EINSTEINMurphy dates a physicist to prove looks aren't everything, but he proves to be a party guy. Starring CANDICE BERGEN, PAT CORLEY, FAITH FORD and CHARLES KIMBROUGH.

7:30PM THAT '70S SHOW (R) 'CC'

**FOURPLAY**

PG GRANDMA'S DEAD / HYDE MOVES IN / THE GOOD SON / GARAGE SALEWhile driving his grandmother home after one of her tension-filled visits, Eric gets up the nerve to tell her that being nice won't kill her. When Hyde's mum takes off with a trucker and leaves Hyde home alone with no money for food, Eric's parents step in to help. Fez makes a pass at Jackie, infuriating Kelso whilst giving Jackie the best kiss she's ever had. Starring TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, ASHTON KUTCHER, DANNY MASTERSON and LAURA PREPON.

9:30PM THE SOPRANOS (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

M UNIVERSITY / SECOND OPINIONNoah and Meadow's relationship is disrupted by a friend, while Ralphie starts getting rough with one of the strippers from the Bada Bing. Junior continues his cancer treatments, but the prognosis isn't good. And Chris finds himself under suspicion from Paulie. Starring JAMES GANDOLFINI, EDIE FALCO and MICHAEL IMPERIOLI.

11:40AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY

M HELLO, HENRYEdward is double crossed while searching for a Russian "new age" nuclear bomb in Mexico. Guest Starring James Cromwell and Tim Kelleher. Also starring CHRISTIAN SLATER, SAFFRON BURROWS, MIKE O'MALLEY, YARA MARTINEZ and TAYLOR LAUTNER.

12:30AM THE AUSTRALIANS (R) PG BOOROWA DEBSA group of nervous country girls, some of whom would rather be shooting rabbits, make their debut in a small NSW town.

1:30AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 2001 1ST SEMI FINAL - RICHMOND V CARLTONRichmond takes on Carlton in the first semi-final of the 2001 AFL Premiership Season.

3:30AM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G Mike and Mal Leyland continue their journey, stopping at interesting places and meeting fascinating people from all walks of life.


G The RFI team bring a seventies bedroom and ensuite into the 21st century.


Melbourne Wednesday, August 4, 2010




7:15AM POWER RANGERS: JUNGLE FURY (R) PG SIGH OF THE TIGERThe Power Rangers return to fight for the planets survival.

7:40AM FLIPPER (R) PG ONE PERFECT DAYBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

8:30AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Conflict arises between Angela and Rob following a visit from Paul.


G Carly finds herself two-timed, and Frank finds himelf without a job.


PG(V)

A fast-paced medical drama that centre's around the lives and loves of the staff and their patients.



10:30AM EMMERDALE



12:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G ACTRESS ROSIE PEREZFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. Be inspired by the helpful tips aimed at bettering your home and life.

1:00PM SAFARI CHEF (R) G Mike Robinson heads south of the Equator to discover some of the worlds most exclusive and exotic safari resorts.

1:30PM WILD HARVEST WITH NICK NAIRN (R) G LEWISChef Nick Nairn cooks up some delicious Scottish fare.

2:00PM JAMES MARTIN'S FAVOURITE FEASTS (R)

G FISHJames Martin prepares and serves a special meal for a special occasion.

2:30PM 7TWO MID ARVO MOVIE (R) (1959) PG THE GENE KRUPA STORYLegendary jazz musician Gene Krupa faces highs and lows along the path of his life. Starring SAL MINEO and JAMES DARREN.

4:30PM ALF (R) G LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOWSALF thinks he witnessed a homicide at the next-door neighbors' home, which puts the Tanner household into turmoil. Starring MAX WRIGHT, ANNE SCHEDEEN and ANDREA ELSON.


G A small community comes together to rebuild a historic mountain hut destroyed by bushfire.

5:30PM FULL HOUSE (R) G THE MIRACLE OF THANKSGIVINGIt's a turkey of a day when everyone teams up to prepare for the Thanksgiving feast - and the results aren't worth gobbling.

6:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG CHERRY ON TOP OF THE SUNDAE THAT'S ALREADY MELTEDAs the race heads to Croatia, one of the race's strongest teams makes a costly mistake that threatens their future. Meanwhile, another team falls apart during a detour that requires precise teamwork.

Melbourne Wednesday, August 4, 2010

7:00PM MURPHY BROWN (R) 'CC' PG FUNNIES GIRLAfter an on-air slip, Murphy becomes the punch line to several jokes. Starring CANDICE BERGEN, PAT CORLEY and FAITH FORD.

7:30PM BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

**FINAL**

PG MORE THAN JUST A BEAUTY AND A GEEKAfter a quick elimination, two teams compete for the quarter million dollar prize, and all the previously eliminated cast mates reunite, causing drama among the players.

8:30PM KNIGHT RIDER 'CC'

M DON'T STOP THE KNIGHT - PART 1A deranged terrorist has kidnapped a foreign ambassador, sending Michael and KITT out to the rescue. Elsewhere, a damaged robot has Dr. Graiman and Sarah teaming up to repair it. Starring JUSTIN BRUENING, DEANNA RUSSO and SYDNEY TAMIIA POITIER.

9:30PM REAPER 'CC'

M I WANT MY BABY BACKSam captures an escaped soul, only to discover that she has left a baby behind that the Devil wants at all costs. Meanwhile, Morgan tells Andi about his and Sam's mutual father. Starring BRET HARRISON, TYLER LABINE, RICK GONZALEZ and RAY WISE

10:30PM THE RICHES

M(D,A)

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGSConvinced that Dahlia is still at risk, Wayne aims to give her a taste of her own medicine. His ill-advised attempt at drug intervention launches Wayne on a speed-fuelled romp while Dahlia has to keep things afloat at Panco. Starring MINNIE DRIVER, EDDIE IZZARD and NOEL FISHER.

11:30PM THE BLACK DONNELLYS

AV(V)

THE ONLY THING SURETommy and Jimmy have a role-reversal when it's Jimmy who's painting the bar and protecting Sean from the business. Meanwhile, Jenny struggles to maintain the family's diner and watch over her ailing father. Starring BILLY LUSH, THOMAS GUIRY, JONATHAN TUCKER, MICHAEL STAHL-DAVID and OLIVIA WILDE.

12:30AM THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW (R)

M Tonight, Jonathan is joined by The Osmond’s, Robbie Coltrane and Meryl Streep. Plus there's music from Duffy.

1:30AM THIS RUGGED COAST (R) G CORAL SEASharks are the most feared creatures of the sea. Tonight, you'll see a remarkable man who attracts sharks and dares to feed them by hand.


4:00AM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G Mike and Mal travel through Bolivia and Peru where they see ancient cities, customs and traditions.


Melbourne Thursday, August 5, 2010

6:00AM AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.


6:50AM HANDY MANNY (R)

G Handy Manny, who with the help of his amazing set of talking tools is the town's expert when it comes to repairs.

7:15AM POWER RANGERS: JUNGLE FURY (R) PG A TASTE OF POISONThe Power Rangers return to fight for the planets survival.

7:40AM FLIPPER (R) PG HELPING HANDSBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

8:30AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G The bitterness finally erupts between Rob and Paul. Lynn and Kevin bear the brunt of Doug's forgetfulness.


G Celia discovers Lance and Martin's plans for a sleazy nightclub and someone else cons the hapless pair.





10:30AM EMMERDALE



12:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G EVERYDAY FOOD SHOWFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. Be inspired by the helpful tips aimed at bettering your home and life.

1:00PM TASTE

PG Taste is a fresh and funky food program, featuring delicious recipes and everything you need to know about fashionable food and drink.

2:00PM SOPHIE'S SUNSHINE FOOD (R)

G Sophie Grigson re-creates the flavours of the Mediterranean.

2:30PM 7TWO MID ARVO MOVIE (R) (1966) PG GEORGY GIRLLynn Redgrave stars as a homely but vivacious young woman dodges the amorous attentions of her father's middle-aged employer while striving to capture some of the glamorous life of her swinging London roommate. Starring JAMES MASON and ALAN BATES.

4:30PM ALF (R) G THE GAMBLERALF's gambling habit gets him into major trouble when his bookie leans on him to pay his debts.


G Meet Yvonne and Antony, the ultimate can-do owner builders.

5:30PM FULL HOUSE (R) G JOEY'S PLACEJoey feels expendable when he starts getting ready for a two-week comedy tour and the family starts acting like he's gone before he leaves. Starring JOHN STAMOS, BOB SAGET and DAVID COULIER.

6:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG THIS IS FOREVER, NOWAs the teams make their way to Ancona, Italy, fatigue and stress cause one of team to breakdown. Meanwhile, another team taking drastic measures in order to further their position in the race.

Melbourne Thursday, August 5, 2010


G CADET KELLYKelly Collins has it all, is hip to the latest fashions and has never been more popular. At home things are just as spectacular, until her mum decides to marry the head of a Military Academy. It isn't long before Kelly and her mum have to relocate and Kelly is ordered to exchange her designer duds for fatigues and become a cadet! Starring HILARY DUFF, CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO and GARY COLE.

9:00PM THURSDAY BOND MOVIE (R) 'CC' (1973)

PG(V,S)

LIVE AND LET DIEThe indestructible agent 007 is assigned to investigate the deaths of three of his colleagues, battles against the malevolent and mysterious Dr. Kananga, who, with the help of a stunningly beautiful seer named Solitaire, plans to dominate the western world with an onslaught of voodoo and hard drug addiction. Starring ROGER MOORE, YAPHET KOTTO, JANE SEYMOUR, CLIFTON JAMES and JULIUS HARRIS.

11:30PM ELI STONE (R) 'CC'

M HELPInitially, Eli misinterprets his latest prophecy, but in time he realizes a greater meaning to his vision - one which will change his relationship with Patti forever. Meanwhile, Dr. Chen arranges a blind date for Eli with one of his patients. Guest starring SEAL. Also starring JONNY LEE MILLER, VICTOR GARBER and NATASHA HENSTRIDGE.

12:30AM THE WORLD AROUND US (R) G THIS RUGGED COASTBen Cropp takes a fascinating look at great white sharks and other ocean giants living around Western Australia.

1:30AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 1998 RND 3 – CARLTON V ESSENDONThe Carlton Blues take on the Essendon Bombers at the MCG.

3:30AM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G TREK TO THE TOPBeginning in the rain forests of Mt. Bartle Frere, Mike and Mal trek north to Cape York, seven hundred miles away. They cross the crocodile-infested rivers and face incredible hazards crossing a flooded river.


G The RFI team transforms an old warehouse into a stylish inner-city retreat.


Melbourne Friday, August 6, 2010



6:50AM HANDY MANNY (R)

G Handy Manny, who with the help of his amazing set of talking tools is the town's expert when it comes to repairs.

7:15AM POWER RANGERS: JUNGLE FURY (R)

PG CAN'T WIN THEM ALLThe Power Rangers return to fight for the planets survival.

7:40AM FLIPPER (R)

PG THE WISHBeloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

8:30AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G A day at the races ends in tragedy for Barbara. Fiona's impulsiveness gets the better of her.


G Gary offers to tutor Carly, but study is the last thing on the couple's minds!





10:30AM EMMERDALE



12:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G ACTOR BRYAN BATT AND KIDS' HALLOWEEN COSTUMESFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living. Be inspired by the helpful tips aimed at bettering your home and life.

1:00PM COASTAL KITCHEN (R)

G New Zealand Masterchef Chris Coubrough uncovers why the English Coastal town of Norfolk encapsulates what's exciting about British cooking today.

1:30PM JAMES MARTIN: YORKSHIRE'S FINEST (R) G James Martin goes on a culinary trek to Yorkshire, cooking superb provincial dishes and celebrating the very best of local produce along the way.

2:00PM DINNER IN A BOX WITH CURTIS STONE

G An inspirational guide to entertaining at home, using insider's tips that will cut down time without compromising flavour.

2:30PM 7TWO MID ARVO MOVIE (R) (2004)

PG(V,S)

VANITY FAIRIn her dazzling ascent in the social ladder, Becky Sharp schemes and seduces her way to the top - until love and romance threaten to get in the way! Starring REESE WITHERSPOON, EILEEN ATKINS, JIM BROADBENT, GABRIEL BYRNE and ROMOLA GARAI.

5:30PM FULL HOUSE (R) G THE BIG THREE-ODanny crashes his surprise 30th birthday party only to discover that Jesse has dunked his prized car in the bay.

6:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG HONESTLY, THEY HAVE WITCH POWERS OR SOMETHINGAs the teams head to Mumbai, India, progress in one team's relationship comes to a halt when one team member shows signs of his former self. While another team resorts to performance art in an attempt to throw off their competitors. Hosted by Phil Keoghan.

Melbourne Friday, August 6, 2010

7:00PM AIRLINE USA (R) PG CABIN FEVERThere's a Russian revolution happening in LA when four passengers miss their flight.

7:30PM GHOST WHISPERER (R) 'CC'

PG(A)

GHOST IN THE MACHINEWhen Ned shows Melinda his online gaming community, Melinda discovers a ghost is haunting the game. Melinda works with Eli to discover the identity of the ghost, who is particularly fixated with a young girl. Guest starring Raphael Sbarge. Also starring JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and DAVID CONRAD.

8:30PM ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY (R) G MAIDENHEAD TO WILTSHIREEscape to the Country sets out to find the perfect country house for families who are seeking to get away from city living.

9:45PM 60 MINUTE MAKEOVER (R)

G EDGEWARE60 Minute Makeover returns to do more incredible house transformations in only one hour.

10:45PM INSIDE MAXIMUM SECURITY

M BREAKING POINTTakes you deep into the prison systems most extreme methods of control: from shock incarceration for young offenders to the isolation units of High Max, and a last meal before execution.

11:45PM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (1994)

M TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATIONA group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his family of cannibalistic psychopaths. Starring RENEE ZELLWEGER, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, ROBERT JACKS, TONI PERENSKI, JOE STEVENS and LISA NEWMEYER.

2:15AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 2000 RND 19 - CARLTON V BULLDOGSAll the action when the Carlton Blues clash with the Western Bulldogs.

4:30AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R)

1990 GRAND FINAL - COLLINGWOOD V ESSENDONTake a trip down memory lane with the 1990 AFL Grand Final featuring Collingwood and Essendon.

Melbourne Saturday, August 7, 2010

6:00AM FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTY-ENCORE (R) 'CC'

RND19: ESSENDON V CARLTONEssendon has beaten top four sides in 2010 but dropped games to lowly-placed teams. The Bombers have the wood on the Blues beating them in their last six clashes.

8:30AM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1947)

G HONEYMOONA romantic comedy about an American GI with a three day pass, who misses his wedding in Mexico. Starring SHIRLEY TEMPLE, FRANCHOT TONE, LINA ROMAY and GUY MADISON.

10:00AM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1963) PG(V)

THE THREE STOOGES GO AROUND THE WORLD IN A DAZEPhineas Fogg III, great grandson of the original Phineas Fogg, accepts a bet to duplicate his great grandfather's famous trip around the world in response to a challenge made by Randolph Stuart III, the descendant of the original Fogg's nemesis. Starring MOE HOWARD, LARRY FINE and JOE DERITA.

12:00PM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1965)

PG INTERLUDEA world famous symphony conductor is attracted to a lovely young journalist despite the difference in their ages and the fact that he is married. Starring ALAN WEBB, OSKAR WERNER and BARBARA FERRIS

2:15PM SPORT SPECIAL 'CC'

G FORMULA FORDFormula Ford is the traditional breeding ground for Australian racing drivers. This week our commentators are former Bathurst winner Jason Bargwanna and Cameron van den Dungen along with Briony Ingerson reporting from the pits

2:45PM HOME AND AWAY CATCH-UP (R) 'CC'

PG Xavier tries to talk Gina out of kicking April and Bianca out of the house. Ruby struggles to deal with living with Bianca. John and Xavier reach a truce. Marilyn cleanses Penn from Nicole's life. Rachel goes to extremes in the move to Boston. And Leah comes close to having a breakdown. Starring DAVID JONES-ROBERTS, LUKE JACOBZ, SONIA TODD, RHIANNON FISH and LISA GORMLEY.

5:00PM HOOKED ON FISHING (R) G SEVEN MILE TARPONHooked on Fishing is a show that travels around the world discovering different locations and the local people who all share a common passion for fishing.

5:30PM BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS CATCH-UP (R) 'CC'

**ENCORE**

G We show you how to buy Australia's most affordable homes. Top winter cooking with seafood chowder plus pear and almond chocolate cake. See the most amazing hot tropical garden - believe it or not it's in Melbourne. Tara shows how to get a beautiful bathroom on a budget. Got a jammed door or window - Rob's easy fixes for stuff that's stuck. The brand new green-fingered way to celebrate a special occasion. Jason comes to the rescue of two little ducks stuck up a backyard without a paddle. And a dog that's going barking mad because of noise.

6:30PM DOCTOR FINLAY (R) 'CC'

PG Dr. Finlay's surgery is visited by 13 year-old Hannah Berry who brings in her two younger sisters when they appear unwell. Dr. Neil meanwhile continues to fret about his misdiagnosis of little Robbie Hamilton and tries to get his hands on a new drug that may save him. Starring DAVID RINTOUL, ANNETTE CROSBIE, IAN BANNEN and GORDON REID

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7:30PM HEARTBEAT 'CC'

PG(A,V)

SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKSAn ex-army teacher takes his firm disciplining too far and Joe races to find a missing gun and a disgruntled schoolboy. The villagers prepare for a trip to London. Starring JOSEPH MCFADDEN, DEREK FOWLDS, TRICIA PENROSE and WILLIAM SIMONS.

8:30PM LEWIS (R) 'CC'

**NEW TO 7TWO**

M(V,D)

WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROYWhen a middle-aged Oxford graduate is found dead near his run- down Oxford house-boat, Detectives Lewis and Hathaway are thrown into a delicate murder case which implicates one of the University's most prominent figures - college Principal and likely Vice-Chancellor, Sefton Linn. Starring KEVIN WHATELY, LAURENCE FOX, CLARE HOLMAN, REBECCA FRONT and ADRIAN RAWLINS.

10:30PM MINDER (R) PG THE BEER HUNTERArthur goes out on the town with 'Yorkie', an old mate from his army days, and manages to lose him. Starring DENNIS WATERMAN, GEORGE COLE, WILLIAM ROURKE and BRIAN GLOVER.

11:30PM MONSTER HOUSE (R) PG FIRE HOUSERadical and ideal house transformations for adventurous homeowners.

12:30AM THE WORLD AROUND US (R)

G RHYTHM OF LIFE: 24 HOURS ON A CORAL REEFBen Cropp brings us a fascinating special on the beautiful Great Barrier Reef.

1:30AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 1999 RND 15 - GEELONG V COLLINGWOOD7TWO brings you all the action from Shell Stadium when the Geelong Cats clash with the Collingwood Magpies.

3:45AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS (R) 1998 RND 12-BRISBANE V PORT ADELAIDEThe Brisbane Lions take on Port Adelaide Power at the GABBA.

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