Once upon a time, in a land not so far away,

there lived a lady named Pooj.

And she had LOVELY (Not obsessive at all!) friends, who worshipped the ground she fell

on!

The ground she fell on

(Not obsessive)

(Maybe a bit obsessive)

She also had a boyfriend!! His name was Mike.

However, her dear friendies had not met this Mike! How do they know he is good enough for their Pooj?

How do they know he’s not a weirdo? Or a perve?

Or a serial killer?!

Or even worse...... A GINGER!!!

So, one fine day, they decided to hunt him down!!

(like an animal!! Grr!)

And the only thing they knew about him was that he worked in ASDA. Hurrah!

Mike?

Mike?MIKE?!

They went in through the big front doors

It’s like Narnia!! :D

And straight to customer services. Maybe he works on there?

But wait?!They’re going to need a reason to go to the desk...

They dont want to look like tourists/stalkers now do they?!

Hi, erm....Do you sell erm....

Squash?

Fruit squash or squash that is a fruit?

Squash? WTF?!

Eh?!

Come along now dear!!Oh i do apologise, i’ve taken her out of the

hospital today, she’s not used to these situations!!

And so, looking even more like tourists than if they’d gone up and said

‘Sprechen sie Deutsch?!?!?!’ They continued their search of the infamous

‘Mike’In the Vegetubbles aisle!

Mike?

Thats a melon dear...

No, the man you fool!

Nah, not enough hair!

On to the fish counter...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Past the alcoholic beverages...

I LIKE WINEEEE!!!!!

Iiii leiikkkss viiinnneeeooo

oeee..... Or sumfinnnkk

Down the ‘Medicines’ Aisle...

Best pick up some of these for Christopher...

DRUGS!!:D

And yet they still could not find Mike!!

? ?

None of these gorgeous people are Mike!

To be continued.....