SPSS STATS AUR

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I want to take SPSS / STATS / ANALYTICS TO Every nook and corner of the world ,

I have a dream - Anonymous

(My dear Aqbeans - Whenever you get SPSS data from the client check the status bar , The filter And Weight should be off, now it is on.

Yours Truly -----Umraao Jaan)

Every command of SPSS ends with a dot (.) (Bindiya in hindi)Failing to do so , you will encounter an error which is very irritating !!!!!!!!!

It will give you sleepless night. This is what Jaya Bacchan is cautioning the SPSSUsers.

Sajan nindiya le legi Meri BINDIYA

Re hai hai teri BINDIYA re

In a Normal Distribution Curve 99.7% of the data lies within 3 Standard Deviations – CHI SQUARE KHAN

3 SD

Maximum value – Minimum Value gives you RANGE

Negative Skew

Positive Skew

According to Normal Distribution Curve –When a joke is cracked

66.8% of the people in the population giggle99.7% of the people in the population giggle / smile The outliers laugh whole heartedly and unfortunately they are in the minorty

Hey aditi hasde hasde hasde hasde hasdetu zaraNahi to bas thoda thoda thoda thoda thoda muskura

Silsila yeh chahat ka naa maine bujhne diya

The determination of a self realized soul is like a steady lampNo flickering (negative / positive skew), i.e standard deviation is zero and it is here the mean, mode and median values are the same.Only such souls are capable of seeing GOD in all human beings , animals etc and can honestly say “TUJH MAI RAB DIKHTA HAI”