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Raisin Scam Update As we all know, the raisins from last week had gone bad. But they hadn ’ t gone bad in the way we thought they had. 1-17-13? Not the expiration date. Supposedly that was packaging date. According to Mr. Nelson, the raisins had a two year shelf life. But if the raisins weren’ t expired, then why were they small, dry and “ splooge ” -y? After we spoke to him on the matter, we both agree that the snack in question was stored incorrectly. It was probably exposed to extreme heat which caused the splooge and dryness. We met with the meal coordinators, and they showed us the shipping box for the raisins, and on that box were the words PKG 1-15-13, proving that they were not expired. These raisins are still not healthy, but at least they were not a year since expired. Special Edition 2/18/14 Super Bowl XLVII Who would have thought something like this could happen? The Broncos were so heavily favored and the Seahawks just dominated them. First offensive snap of the day for Denver and while Peyton Manning was changing the play at the line of scrimmage the center snapped the ball and Knowshon Moreno ( Broncos run- ning back ) got the ball in the end zone causing a safety. That ’ s the kind of day it was for Denver. The Seahawks offense didn ’ t even need to play well but their defense played really well. But the changing point of this game was the turnovers by Denver. The safety, a few interceptions by Peyton Manning including the one that got run for a touchdown by Malcolm Smith who won Super Bowl MVP. There was also a fumble by Demaryius Thomas. Denver deserved the score they got for the way they played which was a 43-8 loss. By Amogh Mandava and Aditya Bhandari My Favorite Commercial of the Super Bowl My favorite commercial during the Super Bowl was The Dorito Time Machine By: Darion Phan The commercial goes like this: A young boy is trying to trick his dad into giving him Doritos and makes a cardboard time machine. The boy tells him to go into the time machine. The dad enters the time machine he’s charged with a bag of Doritos to go forwards in time. After the boy collects the doritos he sits on a lawn chair by the large box and starts to kick the time machine to create the effect that he is traveling in time. The dad believes he is traveling in time and comes out dizzy. He was so dizzy that he bumped into an old man and said, “Jim you're so old”! I liked this commercial because it was funny! MY Favorite Commercial of the Super Bowl My favorite commercial during the Super Bowl was the Oreo Whisper Fight By: Jacob Stout The commercial goes like this: Two people start arguing about which is better, the cookie or the cream. The are in a library, though, so they do it in whispers. Chairs start being smashed, bookcases are falling over, and the fire department even comes after a table is set ablaze. But it is still in whispers. The sirens are blazing, the hoses are whooshing, and things are smashing in the library, but everyone keeps to their ethics and whispers. I liked this commercial because it was hilarious. Which commercial sounds better? You tell us! Email me at [email protected] or stick it in the submission box.
Transcript of Special Edition My Favorite Commercial of the Super BowlFeb 18, 2014 · My favorite commercial...
Raisin Scam Update
As we all know, the raisins from last week had gone bad. But they hadn ’ t gone bad in the way we thought they had. 1-17-13? Not the expiration date. Supposedly that was packaging date. According to Mr. Nelson, the raisins had a two year shelf life. But if the raisins weren’ t expired, then why were they small, dry and “ splooge ” -y? After we spoke to him on the matter, we both agree that the snack in question was stored incorrectly. It was probably exposed to extreme heat which caused the splooge and dryness. We met with the meal coordinators, and they showed us the shipping box for the raisins, and on that box were the words PKG 1-15-13, proving that they were not expired. These raisins are still not healthy, but at least they were not a year since expired.
Special Edition
2/18/14
Super Bowl XLVII
Who would have thought something like this could happen? The Broncos were so heavily favored and the Seahawks just dominated them. First offensive snap of the day for Denver and while Peyton Manning was changing the play at the line of scrimmage the center snapped the ball and Knowshon Moreno ( Broncos run-ning back ) got the ball in the end zone causing a safety. That ’ s the kind of day it was for Denver. The Seahawks offense didn ’ t even need to play well but their defense played really well. But the changing point of this game was the turnovers by Denver. The safety, a few interceptions by Peyton Manning including the one that got run for a touchdown by Malcolm Smith who won Super Bowl MVP. There was also a fumble by Demaryius Thomas. Denver deserved the score they got for the way they played which was a 43-8 loss. By Amogh Mandava and Aditya Bhandari
My Favorite Commercial of the Super Bowl
My favorite commercial during the Super Bowl was The Dorito Time Machine By: Darion Phan The commercial goes like this: A young boy is trying to trick his dad into giving him Doritos and makes a cardboard time machine. The boy tells him to go into the time machine. The dad enters the time machine he’s charged with a bag of Doritos to go forwards in time. After the boy collects the doritos he sits on a lawn chair by the large box and starts to kick the time machine to create the effect that he is traveling in time. The dad believes he is traveling in time and comes out dizzy. He was so dizzy that he bumped into an old man and said, “Jim you're so old”! I liked this commercial because it was funny!
MY Favorite Commercial of the Super Bowl My favorite commercial during the Super Bowl was the Oreo Whisper Fight By: Jacob Stout
The commercial goes like this: Two people start arguing about which is better, the cookie or the cream. The are in a library, though, so they do it in whispers. Chairs start being smashed, bookcases are falling over, and the fire department even comes after a table is set ablaze. But it is still in whispers. The sirens are blazing, the hoses are whooshing, and things are smashing in the library, but
everyone keeps to their ethics and whispers. I liked this commercial because it was hilarious.
Which commercial sounds better? You tell us! Email me at [email protected] or stick it in the submission box.
Jokes, Puzzles, and Dare The Newsgroup
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2 Truths and a Lie
Which is a lie?
A. The first car ever made ran on electricity
B. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
C. There is a city called Hot Coffee that has 13 coffee shops.
by Kevin Liu Answer will be in next week’s edition.
Dear Newsgroup,
Will you lick a tree?
From,
A Person
Yes we will!!!!!
-Olivia, Jacob and Connor
CORN-y Joke of the Week By Darion Phan What did the corn say to the corn next to it? stop STALK-ing me
We finally got someone to do an advice column! But… Uhhh… We can’t really put it on if we don’t have any questions! So send your questions, queries, and conundrums to the submission box or to Mikiah Aubert at [email protected]
Hard Luck is the 8th book in the series Diary of a Wimpy Kid. It was a book that was not good, and not so not bad. With the same hilari-ous characters, Greg Heffley and his best friend Rowley, are not get-ting along. Hard Luck is about Rowley getting something that will change his friendship with Greg. Greg relies on a magic 8 ball in-stead of his ex-bestie Rowley to make decisions for him. If you liked the other Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, you will enjoy Hard Luck.
By Alaina Adamos and Megan Nguyen
What do you want to see reviewed next? Tell us, and we’ll do it! Contact me through the submission box of through the emails [email protected] [email protected] or [email protected].
They toadly did it,
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could not be published
as they compromised
the integrity of the pa-
per. ~Mr. Nelson
