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Silverback Gorilla Simon Cowell or “All quotes - genuine Simon Cowell”

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“Britain's got talent, enormous talent; that's very obvious.”

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“Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a

job that involves a Bunsen burner.”

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“I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.”

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“I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions.”

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“I was 12 years old when I first realized that food could be hot. That's why I turned out the way I am.”

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“If I had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia.”

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“Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that.”

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“To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year, who cares?”

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“If you look in my fridge, it's, like, children's food - chips, milkshakes, yogurt.”

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“For me, Il Divo was the best thing I had ever heard.”

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“I've always wanted a panda.”

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“I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast.”

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“I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.”

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“I won't remember you in 15 minutes.”

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Your Score…

We’re operating an honour system – because we respect you, and because we don’t know how to programme in Flash or whatever this should have been made in so that it could do things like work out your score.You’d only be cheating yourself anyway.

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…321 with Flange Krammer and Rusty Dustin

at The Old Market Theatre, Brighton

Wednesday 20th November 2013, 8pm £3 - ein bargain!

This is just one of the exciting quiz rounds which will feature in…