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“Show Me The Funny!” – 27 Free Funny Inspirational Quotes

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“SHOW ME 'The Funny'!”

27 Free FUNNY Inspirational Quotes

(or Your Money Back!)

Copyright © 2011 Steve M Nash, SelfHelpCollective.com All Rights Reserved

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Funny inspirational quotes can make you smile ☺

Which must be the main reason that people search Google

all the time for “funny inspirational quotes”, I guess.

That, or people are just bored hee hee!

Well, whether you are bored or just in need of a good smile,

I do hope you enjoy these 27 free funny inspirational quotes.

And if you don’t, you can always get your money back here

http://www.SelfHelpCollective.com/not-on-your-nelly.html [wink]

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Funny Inspirational Quote #27

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it

seems like a minute. That's relativity."

– Albert Einstein

THEME: ‘Mad Scientists’ (Is there any other kind? :-O )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #26

" Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes

you nothing. It was here first."

– Mark Twain

THEME: Clever (Golf-hating) Writers

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Funny Inspirational Quote #25

" Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."

– Unknown

THEME: ‘Funny Families’ (See #27 )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #24

"If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made

happy."

– H. Duane Black

THEME: Fear of Success (I'd rather fear spiders, wouldn't you?)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #23

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."

– Unknown

THEME: Success (Or how to be 'lucky'! ;-) )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #22

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

– Groucho Marx

THEME: Self Help Collective 'philosophy' (Oh yes!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #21

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one

ahead."

– Bill McGlashen

THEME: ‘Truth’ (A great song by Alexander)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #20

"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

– Ahmad

THEME: ‘Truth’ ("...has a variety of meanings" - Wikipedia)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #19

"Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich."

– Unknown

THEME: ‘Truth’ (…is inconvenient, so says Al Gore! )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #18

"I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it."

– George Bernard Shaw

THEME: Listening Skills (Rare skills, indeed!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #17

"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it

has taken place."

– George Bernard Shaw

THEME: Communication Skills (Don’t forget body language!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #16

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on."

– Samuel Goldwyn

THEME: Verbal Communication Skills (How to talk clearly)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #15

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

– Woody Allen

THEME: ‘Fear of death’ (I guess ‘Death’ is kinda scary!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #14

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

– Woody Allen

THEME: ‘Success’ (Is this a 'dirty word' in your vocabulary? Why? L )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #13

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises

some pretty interesting questions."

– Woody Allen

THEME: ‘Love’ (& Laughing ☺ )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #12

"There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually

happened."

– Mark Twain

THEME: Positive Thinking ( ? )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #11

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted

by every pebble in the road."

– Henry Ward Beecher

THEME: Funny Text Messages (Do you own a mobile phone?)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #10

"A smile confuses an approaching frown."

– Unknown

THEME: Self-Esteem (Feeling goood about yourself - yay!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #9

"Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone."

– Gladys Berthe Stern

THEME: ‘Gratitude’ (What can YOU be grateful for today?)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #8

"I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a

man who had no feet."

– Denis Waitley

THEME: ‘Gratitude’ (What can YOU be grateful for tomorrow?)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #7

" The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a

way for someone to sit down and slide uphill."

– W. Clement Stone

THEME: ‘Truth’ (What can YOU 'truly' be grateful for?)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #6

" You can learn many things from children. How much patience you

have, for instance."

– Franklin P. Jones

THEME: Children's Inspirational Quotes (They don’t make children like they used to do, do they! ;-) )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #5

" What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

THEME: Self-Improvement (We can ALL improve ourselves!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #4

" Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

– Oscar Wilde

THEME: Happiness (…Whichever way you want to cause it!)

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Funny Inspirational Quote #3

" I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

– Tom Lehrer

THEME: ‘Communication’ (…or being in a bad mood! )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #2

" I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."

– Groucho Marx

THEME: ‘Get Rid of Your Television Day’ (Where people actually talk to each other at home! :-O )

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Funny Inspirational Quote #1

" He who laughs, lasts."

– Mary Pettibone Poole

THEME: ‘Funny inspirational quotes’

(I do hope you enjoyed ’em! ☺ )

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About This Book:

My name is Steve M Nash – I’m the editor of guru-free SelfHelpCollective.com, and I

compiled this funny quotes ebook. I do so hope you found it funny. If so, please do share

with a friend or 3. (You do have 3 friends, don’t you? Great! ☺ )

So, and on a slightly more serious note, I put this ebook together because I think that

laughing and guffawing is fun.

And I think ‘fun’ is the whole point of self-help (self improvement, personal

development, whatever word you want to use…) – otherwise, why bother with any of it!

I also wanted to share 3 powerful resources with you that can help inspire you, help

you to effect change in your life, AND (in a roundabout way) help you have more fun…

PTO

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My 3 ‘Powerful’ Resources:

• Resource 1: My very own Weekly Wonder Newsletter

Weekly inspiring quotes – sometimes funny – sent to you, er, every week. A

weekly reminder to think bigger and act bigger, or to just have a laugh. ☺

Subscribe here!... (it’s free!)

• Resource 2: Self-Hypnosis from HypnosisDownloads.com

Re-program your mind, and the way you ‘talk’ to yourself, using self-hypnosis.

As recommended by the British NHS (National Health Service), no less.

Find out more about Self-Hypnosis here!... (I hypnotically command you!)

• Resource 3: SiteSell’s SBI!

SBI! is the internet-business-building software that I use

to create & maintain SelfHelpCollective.com. Whatever

your passion, whatever your skill level, you too can earn

an extra income online via your own money-making site. So there!

Read my Free Guide to SBI! here!... (Take command of your life!)

Thank you for reading to the very end of, “Show Me ‘The Funny’!” As ‘reward’, you

can check out my impersonation of Father Christmas! Not bad, eh!... ;-)

My name is Steve M Nash…

(Yes! They are dreadlocks!)