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100:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,080Mr Magnussen, please state yourfull name for the record.

200:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,040Charles Augustus Magnussen.

300:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,960Mr Magnussen,

400:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,160how would you describe yourinfluence over the Prime Minister?

500:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,720The British Prime Minister?

600:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,800

Any of the British Prime Ministersyou have known.

700:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,960I never had the slightestinfluence over any of them.

800:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,440Why would I?

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00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:28,520I notice you've had seven meetingsat Downing Street this year.

1000:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,320Why?

1100:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,920Because I was invited.

12

00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,720Can you recall the subjectsunder discussion?

1300:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,400Not without being more indiscreetthan I believe is appropriate.

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00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,880Do you think it right thata newspaper proprietor,

1500:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,640a private individual,and in fact a foreign national,

1600:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,160should have such regular accessto our Prime Minister?

1700:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,800I don't think it's wrong thata private individual should

1800:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,760accept an invitation.

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00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,160However, you have my sincereapologies for being foreign.

2000:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,240That's not what I meant. That isnot in any way...

2100:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,360Mr Magnussen,can you recall an occasion

2200:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,920when your remarks could haveinfluenced government policy?

2300:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,600Or the Prime Minister'sthinking in any way?

2400:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,480

No.

2500:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,680Are you sure?

2600:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,160I have an excellent memory.

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2700:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,120Your car is waiting outside...See you tomorrow.

2800:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,720May I join you?

2900:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,760I don't think it's appropriate.

3000:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,600It isn't. Mr Magnussen, outside theinquiry, we can have no contact,

3100:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,040no communication at all.

3200:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,360

Please don't do that.

3300:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,400In 1982, your husband correspondedwith Helen Catherine Driscoll.

3400:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,800That was before I knew him.

3500:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,360

The letters were lively, loving...

3600:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,320some would say explicit.

3700:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,480And currently in my possession.

3800:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,400Will you please move your hand?

3900:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,320"I long, my darling, to knowthe touch of your... body."

4000:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,320I know what was in the letters.

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4100:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,760She was 15.

4200:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,480She looked older.

4300:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,240Oh, she looked delicious.We have photographs too.

4400:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,880The ones she sent him.

4500:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,720Yum-yum.

4600:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,680He was unaware of her age.

4700:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,840He met her onlyonce before the letters began.

4800:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,720When he discovered the truth,he stopped immediately.

4900:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,440

Those are the facts.

5000:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,200Facts are for history books.I work in news.

5100:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,880Your hand is sweating.

5200:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,640

Always, I'm afraid.I have a condition.

5300:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,960It's disgusting.

5400:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,720I'm used to it.

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5500:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,800The whole world is wet to my touch.

5600:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,680I will call someone,I will have you removed.

5700:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,080What is that?

5800:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,720Claire de la Lune?

5900:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,560A bit young for you, isn't it?

6000:04:23,480 --> 00:04:27,120

You want to hit me now?Could you, still?

6100:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,960Little old lady now.

6200:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,720Perhaps you shouldsettle for calling someone.

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00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,800Well, go on.

6400:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,200No?

6500:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,360Because now there are consequences.

6600:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,760

I have the lettersand therefore I have you.

6700:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,440This is blackmail.

6800:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,000Of course it isn't blackmail.

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6900:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,320This is...

7000:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,480ownership.

7100:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,520You do not own me.

7200:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,720Claire de la Lune.

7300:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,160It never tastes like it smells,does it?

7400:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,720

Lady Smallwood's bill is on me.See to it.

7500:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,120Yes, Mr Magnussen.

7600:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,320Oh, God! Oh!

7700:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,920

You all right, ma'am?

7800:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,040Fine, yes.

7900:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,840Magnussen!

8000:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,800No-one stands up to him.

8100:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,120No-one dares, no-one even tries.

8200:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,160There isn't a man or womanin England capable of stopping

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8300:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,760that disgusting creature...

8400:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,000Ma'am?

8500:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,480Turn the car around. We're goingback into town. Turn around.

8600:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,920Where are we going, ma'am?

8700:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,080Baker Street.

8800:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,200'You've seen a lot of injuries,

then? Violent deaths?'

8900:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,600'Enough for a lifetime.''Want to see some more?'

9000:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,160'Oh, God, yes.'

9100:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,240

'The game is on.'

9200:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,000I know it's early.Really, I'm sorry.

9300:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,080Is that Kate?Yeah, it's Kate.

94

00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,560Invite her in?

9500:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,600Er, sorry, yes,do you want to come in, Kate?

9600:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,200

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Hey!

9700:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,520It's hard.

9800:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,240There you go. It's Isaac.Oh, your husband? Son. Son, yeah.

9900:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,760He's gone missing again.Didn't come home last night.

10000:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,000The usual.

10100:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,880He's the drugs one, yeah?

10200:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,000Er, yeah, nicely put, John.

10300:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,960But is it Sherlock Holmes you want?Because I've not seen him in ages.

10400:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,040About a month.Who is Sherlock Holmes?

10500:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,760See, that does happen.

10600:07:37,760 --> 00:07:42,280There's a place they all go to,him and his friends.

10700:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,240They all do whatever they do.

10800:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,560Shoot up, whatever you call it.

10900:07:50,560 --> 00:07:54,280Where is he? It's a house, it's adump. It's practically falling down.

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11000:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,400No, the address? Where, exactly?

11100:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,800Seriously? Why not?

11200:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,160She's not going to the police,someone's got to get him.

11300:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,400Why you? I'm being neighbourly.Since when?

11400:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,040Ha, since now.Since this exact minute.

115

00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,560Why are you being so...? What?

11600:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,360I don't know,what's the matter with you?

11700:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,360There is NOTHING the matter with me.

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00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,160Imagine I said that withoutshouting. I'm trying.

11900:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,160No, you can't come, you're pregnant.

12000:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,760You can't go, I'm pregnant!

121

00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,880What is that?!

12200:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,000It's a tyre lever. Why? Cos therewere loads of smackheads in there

12300:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000

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and one of themmight need help with a tyre.

12400:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,520If there's any trouble,just go, I'll be fine.

12500:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,320John, John, John, John...

12600:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,400It is a tiny bit sexy.

12700:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,880Yeah, I know.

12800:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,360Hello?

12900:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,160What do you want? Excuse me.

13000:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,960Oh, no, you can't come in here!

13100:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,480I'm looking for a friend.A very specific... friend.

13200:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,000I'm not just browsing.

13300:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,440You've got to go.No-one's allowed here.

13400:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,280Isaac Whitney, you seen him?

13500:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,120I'm asking youif you've seen Isaac Whitney

13600:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,560and now you're showing me a knife.

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00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,960Is it a clue? Are you doing a mime?

13800:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,000Go. Or I'll cut you.

13900:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,520Oh, not from there. Let me help.

14000:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,160Now, concentrate. Isaac... Whitney?

14100:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,640OK, you asked for it.

14200:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,480Agh! Ohh!

143

00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,360Right. Are you concentrating yet?

14400:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,920You broke my arm!

14500:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,240No, I sprained it.

14600:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,920

It feels squishy.Is it supposed to feel squishy?

14700:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,000Feel that! Yeah, it's a sprain.

14800:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000I'm a doctor,I know how to sprain people.

149

00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,120Now where is Isaac Whitney?

15000:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,240I don't know! Maybe upstairs.

15100:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,480There you go. Wasn't that easy?

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15200:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,960No, it was really sore.

15300:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,480Mental, you are!

15400:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,240No, just used to a betterclass of criminal.

15500:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,560Isaac? Isaac Whitney?

15600:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,920Isaac?

15700:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,080

Hello, mate. Sit up for me, sit up.

15800:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,760Dr Watson? Yep.

15900:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,200Where am I?

16000:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,840Arse-end of the universe with

the scum of the earth. Look at me.

16100:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,240Have you come for me?

16200:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,920Do you thinkI know a lot of people here?

16300:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,280

Hey, all right?

16400:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,680Oh, hello, John.Didn't expect to see you here.

16500:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,440Come for me too?

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16600:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,720Hello, Isaac. Mrs Watson,can I, can I get in, please?

16700:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,760Yes, of course, get in. Where'sJohn? They're having a fight.

16800:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,160Who is?!

16900:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,680For God sakes, John, I'm on a case!

17000:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,120A month. That's all it took.

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00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,960One! I'm working.

17200:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,480"Sherlock Holmes in a drug den."How's that going to look?!

17300:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,400I'm undercover. No, you're not!

174

00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,640Well, I'm not now!

17500:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,040In, both of you, quickly!

17600:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,840Please, can I come?I think I've got a broken arm.

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00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,360No, go away. No, let him. Why?Yeah, just get in. It's a sprain.

17800:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,800Anyone else? I mean, are we takingeverybody home, are we?

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00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,560All right, Shezza?

18000:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,720"Shezza"? I WAS undercover!

18100:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,240Seriously, Shezza, though?

18200:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,200We're not going home, we're going toBart's. I'm calling Molly. Why?

18300:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,400Because Sherlock Holmes needsto pee in a jar.

18400:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,840Well? Is he clean?

18500:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,120Clean?

18600:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,320How dare you throw away thebeautiful gifts you were born with!

18700:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,440And how dare you betray

the love of your friends!

18800:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,720Say you're sorry.

18900:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,160Sorry your engagement's over. Though I'mfairly grateful for the lack of a ring.

19000:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,520

Stop it. Just stop it!

19100:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,960If you were anywhere near thiskind of thing again,

19200:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,240you could have called,

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you could have talked to me.

19300:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,200Please, do relax.This is all for a case.

19400:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,200What kind of case would needyou doing this?

19500:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,040I might as well ask you why you'vestarted cycling to work?

19600:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,000No, we're not playing this game.

19700:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,520Quite recently, I'd say,

you're very determined about it.

19800:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,720Not interested. I am. Ow!

19900:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,360Oh, sorry, you moved,but it is just a sprain.

20000:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,880

Yeah, somebody hit me. Huh?

20100:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,680Yeah, just some guy.

20200:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,760Yeah, it was probably justan addict in need of a fix.

20300:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,440

Yes, I think in a way it was.

20400:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,720Is it his shirt? I'm sorry?

20500:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,640Well, it's the creases, isn't it?

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20600:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,960The two creases down the front.

20700:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,440It's been recently folded,but it's not new.

20800:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,960You must have dressed in a hurrythis morning.

20900:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,280So all your shirts must bekept like that.

21000:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,560But why?

211

00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,320Maybe cos you cycle to workevery morning, shower

21200:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,760when you get there and then dressin the clothes you brought with you.

21300:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,480You keep your shirts folded,ready to pack.

21400:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,880Not bad.

21500:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,400And I further deduce...

21600:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,200...you've only started recentlybecause you've got a bit of chafing.

21700:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,920No, he's always walked like that.

21800:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,560Remind me, what's your name again?

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00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,280They call me the Wig.No, they don't.

22000:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,280Well, they... they call me Wiggy.

22100:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,400Nope.

22200:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,480Bill. Bill Wiggins.

22300:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,760Nice observational skills, Billy.

22400:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,560Ah, finally!

22500:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,760Finally what? Good news?

22600:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,320Oh, excellent news, the best.

22700:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,280There's every chance that my drughabit might hit the newspapers.

22800:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,360The game is on.Excuse me... for a second.

22900:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,240You've heard of Charles AugustusMagnussen, of course?

23000:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,640Yeah. Owns some newspapers.

Ones I don't read.

23100:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,920Hang on, weren't there other people?

23200:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,160Mary's taking the boys home,I'm taking you, we did discuss it.

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23300:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,600People were talking, none of themwere me, I must have filtered.

23400:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,000I noticed. I have to filter outa lot of witless babble.

23500:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,560I've got Mrs Hudsonon semi-permanent mute.

23600:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,440What is my brother doing here?

23700:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,640So I'll just pay, then, shall I?

23800:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,320He's straightened the knocker.

23900:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,760He always corrects it, it's OCD,doesn't even know he's doing it.

24000:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,160Why do you do that? Do what?Nothing.

24100:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,880Well then, Sherlock,back on the sauce?

24200:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,920What are you doing here?I phoned him.

24300:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,680

The siren call of old habits.How very like Uncle Rudy.

24400:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,720Though in many ways, cross-dressing would havebeen a wiser path for you. You phoned him.

24500:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,080

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Of course I bloody phoned him.Of course he bloody did.

24600:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,800Now save me a little time -where should we be looking?

24700:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,640"We"?Mr Holmes?

24800:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,800For God's sake!

24900:15:24,560 --> 00:15:28,200Anderson?! Sorry, Sherlock,it's for your own good.

25000:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,960

Oh, that's him, isn't it?You said he'd be taller.

25100:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,560Some members of your little fanclub. Do be polite.

25200:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,200They're entirely trustworthyand even willing to search

25300:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,360through the toxic waste dump thatyou are pleased to call a flat.

25400:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,480You're a celebrity these days,Sherlock.

25500:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,040You can't afford a drug habit.

25600:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,760- I do not have a drug habit.- Hey, what happened to my chair?

25700:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,000It was blocking my view to thekitchen.

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25800:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,400Well, it's good to be missed!

25900:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,720You were gone, I saw an opportunity.No, you saw the kitchen.

26000:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,680What have you found so far?Clearly, nothing.

26100:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,280There's nothing to find!

26200:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,200Your bedroom door is shut.You haven't been home all night.

26300:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,440So, why would a man who has neverknowingly closed a door without

26400:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,760the direct orders of his motherbother to do so on this occasion?

26500:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,920OK, stop, just stop! Point made.

26600:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,400Jesus, Sherlock!

26700:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,040I shall have to phone our parents,of course. In Oklahoma.

26800:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,760It won't be the first time that

your substance abuse

26900:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,240has wreakedhavoc with their line dancing.

27000:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,520This is not what you think.

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This is for a case.

27100:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,640What case could possiblyjustify this?

27200:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,560Magnussen.

27300:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,000Charles Augustus Magnussen.

27400:16:38,400 --> 00:16:42,120That name you think you may havejust heard, you were mistaken.

27500:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,560If you ever mention hearing thatname in this room,

27600:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,240in this context,I guarantee you, on behalf

27700:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,160of the British Security Services,that materials will be found on

27800:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,120

your computer hard-drives, resultingin your immediate incarceration.

27900:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,960Don't reply, just look frightenedand scuttle.

28000:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,160I hope I won't have tothreaten you as well.

28100:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,120Well, I think we'd both findthat embarrassing.

28200:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,720Magnussen is not your business.

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00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,720Oh, you mean he's yours? You mayconsider him under my protection.

28400:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,480I consider you under his thumb.

28500:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,400If you go against Magnussen,

28600:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,640then you will find yourselfgoing against me.

28700:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,960OK. I'll let you know if I notice.

28800:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,840Um, what was I going to say?

Oh, yeah.

28900:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,440Bye-bye.

29000:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,680Unwise, brother mine.

29100:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,880Ohh! Ugh!

29200:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,040Brother mine...

29300:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,840...don't appal me when I'm high.

29400:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,680Mycroft, don't say another word,just go.

29500:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,040He could snap you in twoand right now,

29600:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,640I'm slightly worried that he might.

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29700:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,680Don't speak, just leave.

29800:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,160Oh.

29900:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,280Er, Magnussen?

30000:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,200What time is it? About eight.

30100:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,840I'll be meeting him in three hours.I need a bath.

30200:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,840It's for a case, you say? Yep.

What sort of case?

30300:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,640Too big and dangerous for any saneindividual to get involved in.

30400:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,400You trying to put me off? God, no.

30500:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,720

Trying to recruit you.

30600:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,040And stay out of my bedroom.

30700:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,560Oh, John, hi. How are you?

30800:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,680Janine?

30900:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,840Sorry, not dressed.Has everybody gone?

31000:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,240I heard shouting.Yes, they're gone.

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31100:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,400God, look at the time. I'll be late.

31200:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,520It sounded like an argument.Was it Mike? Mike?

31300:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,640Mike, yeah. His brother, Mike.They're always fighting.

31400:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,880Mycroft.

31500:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,440Do people actually call him that?

316

00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,640Yeah. Huh!

31700:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,760Oh, could you be a loveand put some coffee on?

31800:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,200Sure, right, yeah.

319

00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,840Thanks. Oh, how is Mary?How's married life?

32000:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,360She's fine. We're both fine. Yeah.

32100:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,320Oh, it's over there now.Where's Sherl?

32200:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,400(Sherl!)

32300:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,280Er, he's just having a bath.I'm sure he'll be out in a minute.

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00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,240Oh, like he ever is! Yeah.

32500:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,120Morning. Room for a little one?

32600:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,400Morning.

32700:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,560Ooh!

32800:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,520So, it's just a guess, but you'veprobably got some questions?

32900:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,880Yeah, one or two. Pretty much.

33000:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,280Naturally.

33100:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,560You have a girlfriend? Yes, I have.

33200:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,200Now, Magnussen.Magnussen is like a shark.

33300:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,000It's the only wayI can describe him.

33400:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,920Have you ever been to the shark tank at the LondonAquarium, John? Stood up close to the glass?

33500:19:54,920 --> 00:20:00,360Those floating, flat faces,

those dead eyes. That's what he is.

33600:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,880I've dealt with murderers,psychopaths,

33700:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,160terrorists, serial killers.

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33800:20:07,160 --> 00:20:12,000None of them can turn my stomachlike Charles Augustus Magnussen.

33900:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,120Yes, you have?

34000:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,480Sorry, what?

34100:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,600You have a girlfriend? What? Yes,yes, I'm going out with Janine.

34200:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,400I thought that was fairly obvious.Yes. Well, yes.

34300:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,280You... You... You arein a relationship?

34400:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,080Yes, I am.

34500:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,920You and Janine? Hmm.Yes, me and Janine.

34600:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,040Care to elaborate?

34700:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,840Well, we're in a good place.It's, um...

34800:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,120very affirming.

You got that from a book.

34900:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,520Everyone got that from a book.

35000:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,280OK, you two bad boys.Behave yourselves.

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35100:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,480You, Sherl, you're going to have totell me where you were last night.

35200:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,400Working. Working? Of course.

35300:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,560I'm the only one who really knowswhat you're like, remember?

35400:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,280Well, don't you go letting on.

35500:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,920I might just, actually.

356

00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,080I haven't told Mary about this.

35700:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,240I kind of wanted to surprise her.Yeah, I think you probably will.

35800:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,760But we should have you twoover for dinner, really soon.

35900:21:09,760 --> 00:21:13,000Yeah. My place though,not the scuzz-dump.

36000:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,920Great, yeah.

36100:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,600Dinner, yeah.

36200:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,040I'd better dash. It wasbrilliant to see you. You too.

36300:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,080Have a lovely day. Call me later.

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00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,920I might do. I might call you.

36500:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,960Unless I meet someone prettier.

36600:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,760Solve me a crime, Sherlock Holmes.

36700:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,560You know Magnussenas a newspaper owner,

36800:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,280but he is so much more than that.

36900:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,840He uses his power and wealthto gain information.

37000:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,880The more he acquires,the greater his wealth and power.

37100:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,440And I'm not exaggerating when I say that he knowsthe critical pressure point on every person of note

37200:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,920

or influence in the whole of theWestern World and probably beyond.

37300:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,560He is the Napoleon of blackmail.

37400:22:06,560 --> 00:22:11,520And he has created an unassailablearchitecture of forbidden knowledge.

375

00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,480Its name...

37600:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,280is Appledore.

37700:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,600Dinner? Sorry, what dinner?

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37800:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,720Me and Mary coming for dinner with...

37900:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,360wine and...

38000:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,560sitting.

38100:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,480Seriously? I have just told you thatthe Western World is run

38200:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,840from this house and you want to talk aboutdinner? Fine. Talk about the house.

383

00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,160It is the greatest repositoryof sensitive and dangerous

38400:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,880information anywhere in the world,

38500:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,640the Alexandrian Libraryof secrets and scandals

38600:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,760and none of it is on a computer.

38700:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,680He's smart. Computers can be hacked.

38800:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,480It's all on hard copy, in vaults,underneath that house.

38900:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,160And as long as it is,the personal freedom of anyone

39000:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,040you've ever met is a fantasy.

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00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,960That was the doorbell.Couldn't you hear it?

39200:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,920It's in the fridge. It kept ringing.Oh, that's not a fault, Sherlock!

39300:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,640Who is it?

39400:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,080Mr Holmes said you can go right up.

39500:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,760Oh. Go ahead.

39600:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,520Sir?

39700:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,800Can I have a moment?

39800:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,120He's fine.

39900:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,120Look, I... Right.I should probably tell you...

40000:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,720OK, I...

40100:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,800There.

40200:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,400Doesn't mean I'm notpleased to see you.

40300:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,440I can vouch for this man.He is a doctor.

40400:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,280If you know who I am,then you know who he is.

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40500:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,960Don't you, Mr Magnussen?

40600:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,200I understood we were meetingat YOUR office.

40700:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,600This is my office.

40800:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,080Well, it is now.

40900:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,520Mr Magnussen, I have beenasked to intercede with you

410

00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600by Lady Elizabeth Smallwood

41100:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,400on the matterof her husband's letters.

41200:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,760Some time ago you put pressureon her concerning those letters.

41300:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880She would like those letters back.

41400:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,880Obviously, the letters no longerhave any practical use to you,

41500:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,520so with that in mind...

41600:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,080Something I said?

41700:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,960No, no. I was reading.

41800:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,840

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There's rather a lot.

41900:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,200Redbeard?

42000:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,480Sorry. Sorry, you wereprobably talking.

42100:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,160I...

42200:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,040I was trying to explain that I havebeen asked to act on behalf of...

42300:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,080Bathroom?Along from the kitchen, sir.

42400:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,120OK. I've been asked to negotiatethe return of those letters.

42500:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,160I am aware you do not make copiesof sensitive documents.

42600:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,560

Is it like the rest of the flat?Sir? The bathroom?

42700:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,440Yes, sir. Maybe not then.

42800:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,160Am I acceptable to youas an intermediary?

429

00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,160Lady Elizabeth Smallwood...

43000:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,560I like her.

43100:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,640Mr Magnussen,

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am I acceptable to you

43200:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,480as an intermediary?

43300:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,080She's English with a spine.

43400:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,120Best thing about the English...

43500:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,400...you're so domesticated.

43600:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,560All standing around, apologising...

43700:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,480

...keeping your little heads down.

43800:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,440You can do what you like here.No-one's ever going to stop you.

43900:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,960A nation of herbivores.

44000:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,520

I have interestsall over the world but...

44100:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,320everything starts in England.

44200:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,720If it works here...

44300:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,240

...I try it in a real country.

44400:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,880The United Kingdom,

44500:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,360Petri dish to the Western World.

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44600:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,320Tell Lady Elizabeth I might needthose letters so...

44700:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,600I'm keeping them.

44800:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,880Goodbye.

44900:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,840Anyway...

45000:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,040...they're funny.

45100:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,360Jesus!

45200:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,320Did you notice the oneextraordinary thing he did?

45300:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,360There was a moment thatkind of stuck in the mind, yeah.

45400:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,760

Exactly. When he showed usthe letters.

45500:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,400OK. So, he's broughtthe letters to London,

45600:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,560so no matter what he says,he's ready to make a deal.

45700:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,120Now, Magnussen only makes a deal oncehe's established a person's weaknesses,

45800:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,800the pressure point, he calls it.So, clearly he believes

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45900:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,720I'm a drug addictand no serious threat.

46000:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,920And of course, because he's in town tonight, theletters will be in his safe in his London office

46100:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,120while he's out to dinner with the MarketingGroup of GB from seven till ten.

46200:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,000How do you know his schedule? BecauseI do. I'll see you tonight.

46300:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,240I've got some shopping to do.What's tonight?

46400:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,480I'll text instructions.

46500:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,080Yeah, I'll text YOU if I'm available.You are, I checked.

46600:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,840Don't bring a gun.

Why would I bring a gun?

46700:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,000Or a knife or a tyre lever. Probablybest not to do any arm-spraining,

46800:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,080but we'll see how the night goes. Areyou just assuming I'm coming along?

469

00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:49,040Time you got out of the house, John. You've put on7lbs since you married and the cycling isn't doing it.

47000:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,200It's actually 4lbs. Mary and Ithink seven. See you later.

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00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,880And breaking news now.

47200:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,520John Garvie MP has been arrestedtoday on charges of corruption.

47300:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,520This follows an investigation...

47400:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,960Magnussen's office is on the topfloor, just below his private flat.

47500:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,560There are 14 layers of securitybetween us and him,

47600:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,200

two of which aren't evenlegal in this country.

47700:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,480Want to know how we're going to break in? Is thatwhat we're doing? Of course it's what we're doing.

47800:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,560Magnussen's private lift.

479

00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,120Goes straight to his penthouseand office. Only he uses it

48000:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,320and only his keycard calls the lift.

48100:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,000If anyone else even tries,security is automatically informed.

48200:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,320Standard keycard for the building.

48300:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,960Nicked it yesterday. Only gets usas far as the canteen.

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00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,800Here we go then. If I was to usethis card on that lift now,

48500:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,400what happens?Well, the alarms would go off

48600:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,480and you'd be dragged awayby security. Exactly.

48700:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,120Get taken to a small room somewhereand your head kicked in.

48800:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,960Do we really need so much colour?It passes the time.

48900:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,760But if I do this...

49000:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,600If you press a keycard againstyour mobile phone for long enough,

49100:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,160it corrupts the magnetic strip.The card stops working.

49200:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,880It's a common problem. Never putyour keycard with your phone.

49300:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,680What happens if I use the card now?

49400:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,440It still doesn't work.

49500:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,920But it doesn't readas the wrong card now.

49600:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,880It registers as corrupted.

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49700:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,000But if it's corrupted, howdo they know it's not Magnussen?

49800:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,120Would they risk dragging him off?Probably not.

49900:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,440So, what do they do?What do they have to do?

50000:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,640Check if it's him or not.

50100:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,720There's a camera at eye heightto the right of the door.

50200:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,120A live picture of the card useris relayed directly

50300:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,320to Magnussen's personal staffin his office,

50400:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,080the only people trusted

to make a positive ID.

50500:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,040At this hour,almost certainly his PA.

50600:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,040So, how does that help us?

50700:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,680

Human error.

50800:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,800I've been shopping.

50900:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,280Here we go then.

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51000:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,200You realise you don't exactlylook like Magnussen?

51100:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,960Which in this case isa considerable advantage.

51200:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,920Sherlock, you complete loon. What areyou doing?! Hang on, was that...?

51300:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,480Hi, Janine.

51400:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,600Go on, let me in.

515

00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,880I can't. You know I can't.Don't be silly.

51600:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,880Don't make me do it out here.

51700:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,280Not in front of everyone.

518

00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,000Do what in front of everyone?

51900:30:58,640 --> 00:31:02,040You see, as long as there's people, there'salways a weak spot. That was Janine.

52000:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,040Yes, of course it was.She's Magnussen's PA.

52100:31:04,040 --> 00:31:08,520That's the whole point. Did you just get engaged tobreak into an office? Yeah. Stroke of luck meeting her

52200:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,040at your wedding. You can takesome of the credit. Jesus!

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52300:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,600Sherlock, she loves you.Yes. Like I said, human error.

52400:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,320What are you going to do? Well, notactually marry her, obviously.

52500:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,480There's only so far you can go.So, what will you tell her?

52600:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,640Well, I'll tell her that our entirerelationship was a ruse

52700:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,440to break into her boss's office.I imagine she'll want to stop

52800:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,160seeing me at that point,but you're the expert on women.

52900:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,160So, where did she go?

53000:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,840That's a bit rude.

I just proposed to her.

53100:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,160Sherlock.

53200:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,240Did she faint?

53300:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,080Do they really do that?!

53400:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,120It's a blow to the head.

53500:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,760She's breathing.

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00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,800Janine?

53700:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,040Another in here.

53800:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,280Security.

53900:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,520Does he need help?

54000:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,120Ex-con. White supremacistby the tattoos, so who cares?

54100:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,240Stick with Janine.

54200:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,520Janine, focus on my voice.Can you hear me?

54300:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,160Hey, they must still be here.

54400:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,040So is Magnussen.His seat's still warm.

54500:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,000He should be at dinner,but he's still in the building.

54600:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,920Upstairs. We should call the police.During our own burglary?

54700:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,880

You're really not a naturalat this, are you?

54800:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,520No, wait. Sssh.

54900:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,000Perfume and not Janine's.

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55000:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,720Claire de la Lune.Why do I know it?

55100:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,960Mary wears it. No, not Mary.Somebody else.

55200:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,000Sherlock!

55300:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,200What would your husband think?

55400:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,440Your lovely husband,upright and honourable,

55500:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,720so English. What wouldhe say to you now?

55600:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,480No, no!

55700:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,640You're doing this to protecthim from the truth?

55800:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,200Well, is this the protectionhe would want?

55900:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,320Additionally, if you'regoing to commit murder,

56000:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,120

you might consider changingyour perfume, Lady Smallwood.

56100:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,040Sorry. Who?

56200:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,280That's... not Lady Smallwood,

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Mr Holmes.

56300:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,320Is John with you? He's, um...

56400:33:57,320 --> 00:33:58,360Is John here?

56500:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,960He's downstairs.

56600:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,240So, what do you do now?

56700:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,960Kill us both?

56800:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,520

Mary, whatever he's got on you,let me help.

56900:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,880Oh, Sherlock, if you take one morestep, I swear I will kill you.

57000:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,360No, Mrs Watson...

571

00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,960you won't.

57200:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,400I'm sorry, Sherlock.

57300:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,160I truly am.

57400:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,960

Mary?

57500:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,960It's not like it is in the movies.

57600:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,200There's not a great big spurt ofblood and you go flying backwards.

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57700:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,920The impact isn't spreadover a wide area.

57800:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,760It's tightly focused so there'slittle or no energy transfer.

57900:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,680You stay stilland the bullet pushes through.

58000:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,320You're almost certainly goingto die, so we need to focus.

58100:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,920I said, "Focus!"

58200:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,160It's all well and cleverhaving a mind palace,

58300:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,840but you've only three secondsof consciousness left to use it.

58400:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,480

So, come on.What's going to kill you?

58500:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,320Blood loss. Exactly.So, it's all about one thing now -

58600:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,600forwards or backwards?

587

00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,960We need to decide which wayyou're going to fall.

58800:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,920One hole or two? Sorry?Is the bullet still inside you?

589

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00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,600Or is there an exit wound?It'll depend on the gun.

59000:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,800That one, I think.

59100:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,360Or that one.

59200:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,280Oh, for God's sake, Sherlock.It doesn't matter about the gun.

59300:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,040Don't be stupid.

59400:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,400You always were so stupid.

59500:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,560Such a disappointment.

59600:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,160I'm not stupid.

59700:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,640You're a very stupid little boy.

59800:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,840Mummy and Daddy are very cross

59900:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,280because it doesn't matterabout the gun.

60000:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,560Why not?

60100:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,760You saw the whole roomwhen you entered it.

60200:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,360What was directly behind youwhen you were murdered?

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60300:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,600I've not been murdered YET.

60400:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,800Balance of probability,little brother.

60500:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,360If the bullet had passed throughyou, what would you have heard?

60600:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,800The mirror shattering.

60700:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,320You didn't. Therefore...?

60800:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,960

The bullet's still inside me.

60900:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,000So we need to take himdown backwards.

61000:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,960I agree. Sherlock,you need to fall on your back.

611

00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,200Right now the bullet isthe cork in a bottle.

61200:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,760The bullet itself is blockingmost of the blood flow.

61300:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,120But any pressure or impact on theentrance wound could dislodge it.

61400:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,640Plus, on your back, gravity'sworking for us.

61500:36:34,640 --> 00:36:35,960Fall...

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61600:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,200now.

61700:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,960What the hell is that?!What's happening?!

61800:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,200You're going into shock. It's thenext thing that's going to kill you.

61900:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,160What do I do? Don't gointo shock, obviously.

62000:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,320Must be something in this ridiculousmemory palace of yours

62100:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,760that can calm you down.

62200:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,520Find it.

62300:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,920The East Wind is coming, Sherlock.

624

00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,600It's coming to get you.

62500:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,240Find it.

62600:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,160Hello, Redbeard. Here, boy.

62700:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,760

Come on. Come to me.

62800:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,560It's OK. It's all right.

62900:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,600Come on.It's me. It's me.

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63000:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,800Come on.

63100:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,720Good boy. Clever boy.

63200:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,200Good boy.

63300:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,080Hello, Redbeard. They're puttingme down too now.

63400:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,680It's no fun, is it?

63500:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,360

Redbeard.

63600:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,400That was shock. You're goingto feel the pain.

63700:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,640There's a hole ripped through you.

63800:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,840

Massive internal bleeding.

63900:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,120You have to control the pain.

64000:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,040Control. Control. Control.

64100:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,520You...

64200:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,480You never felt pain, did you?

64300:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,280Why did you never feel pain?

644

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00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,000You always feel it, Sherlock.

64500:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,920But you don't have to fear it!

64600:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,560Pain...

64700:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,720...heartbreak...

64800:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,480...loss...

64900:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,960...death...

650

00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,520...it's all good.

65100:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,080It's all good.

65200:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,040Sherlock! Sherlock. Can you hear me?

65300:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,520

What happened?

65400:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,760He got shot.

65500:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,880Jesus!

65600:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,200Sherlock.

65700:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,800Oh, my!

65800:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,000Who shot him?!

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00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,240'Emergency. Which servicedo you require?'

66000:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,440 It's raining

66100:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440 It's pouring

66200:39:15,440 --> 00:39:20,200 Sherlock is boring

66300:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,720 I'm laughing

66400:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,320 I'm crying

66500:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,120 Sherlock is dying.

66600:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,840Sherlock!

66700:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,080We're losing you. Sherlock!

668

00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:41,080Come on, Sherlock.Just die, why can't you?

66900:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,480One little push

67000:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,000and off you pop.

671

00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,720You're going to love being dead,Sherlock. No-one ever bothers you.

67200:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,640Mrs Hudson will cry...

67300:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,960

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and Mummy and Daddy will cry...

67400:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,200and the woman will cry and Johnwill cry buckets and buckets.

67500:40:10,200 --> 00:40:14,280It's him that I worry aboutthe most. That wife!

67600:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,520You're letting him down, Sherlock.

67700:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,480John Watson is definitely in danger.

67800:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,360Oh, you're not gettingbetter, are you?

67900:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,000Was it something I said, huh?

68000:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,200Sherlock!

68100:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,520Mary. Hey.

68200:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,240He's only bloody woken up.

68300:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,600He's pulled through. Really?Yeah. Seriously? You...

68400:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,360Mrs Watson, you're in big trouble.

68500:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,760Really? Why?

68600:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,720His first word when he woke up...

68700:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,960

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"Mary."

68800:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,680You don't tell him.

68900:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,200Sherlock?

69000:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,760You don't tell John.

69100:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,000Bad girl.

69200:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,760Bad, bad girl.

69300:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,200

Look at me...

69400:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,720...and tell me you're notgoing to tell him.

69500:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,040I'm buying a cottage.

69600:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,520

I've made a lot of moneyout of you, mister.

69700:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,880Nothing hits the spotlike revenge with profits.

69800:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,360You didn't give those storiesto Magnussen, did you?

69900:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,560God, no. One of his rivals.He was spitting.

70000:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,160Hmm.

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00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,640Sherlock Holmes, you area back-stabbing, heartless,

70200:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,400manipulative bastard.

70300:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,560And you, as it turns out,are a grasping, opportunistic,

70400:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,040publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.

70500:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,520So, we're good then?

70600:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,560Yeah, of course.

70700:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,320Where's the cottage? Sussex Downs.

70800:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,240Nice. It's gorgeous.

70900:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,640There's beehives,but I'm getting rid of those.

71000:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,960Oh, it hurts, does it?

71100:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,040Probably want to restartyour morphine.

71200:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,680I might have fiddled with the taps.

71300:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,200How much more revenge are you goingto need? Just the occasional top-up.

71400:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,360Dream come true for you, this place.

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71500:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,560They actually attachthe drugs to you.

71600:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,200Not good for working.

71700:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,760You won't be workingfor a while, Sherl.

71800:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,680You lied to me.

71900:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,000You lied and lied.

72000:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,800

I exploited the factof our connection.

72100:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,080When?

72200:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,600Just once would have been nice.

72300:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,160

Oh.

72400:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,520I was waiting till we got married.

72500:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,640That was never going to happen.

72600:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,400Got to go.

72700:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,560I'm not supposedto keep you talking.

72800:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,200And also, I have an interviewwith The One Show

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72900:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,600and I haven't made it up yet.

73000:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,320Just one thing...

73100:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,840you shouldn't have lied to me.

73200:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,320I know what kind of man you are,

73300:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,040but we could have been friends.

73400:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,160I'll give your love

to John and Mary.

73500:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,520You don't tell him.

73600:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,880You don't tell John.

73700:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,240So...

73800:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,240...Mary Watson...

73900:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,720...who are you?

74000:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,840Mary Watson.

74100:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,640I don't know how much senseyou'll get out of him.

74200:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,840He's drugged up,so he's pretty much babbling.

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74300:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,040Oh, they won't let you usethat in here, you know?

74400:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,480No, I'm not going to use the phone.I just want to take a video.

74500:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,800Oh, Jesus!

74600:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,880So, where would he go?

74700:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,560Oh, Christ knows!

74800:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,040

Try finding Sherlock in London.

74900:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,360He's got three known bolt-holes.

75000:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,360Parliament Hill, Camden Lockand Dagmar Court.

75100:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,000

Five known bolt holes.

75200:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,280There's the blind greenhousein Kew Gardens

75300:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,360and the leaning tombin Hampstead Cemetery.

754

00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,840Just the spare bedroom.

75500:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,120Well, my bedroom.

75600:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,760We agreed he needs the space.

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75700:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,520Behind the clock face of Big Ben.

75800:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,160I think he was probably joking.

75900:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,440No, I don't think so.

76000:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,640Leinster Gardens. It's his numberone bolt hole. Top, top secret.

76100:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,880He only knows about itcos he stalked him one night.

762

00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,760Followed! Followed, yeah.

76300:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,720He knew who shot him.

76400:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,600The bullet wound was here,so he was facing whoever it was.

765

00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,360So, why not tell us? Because he'stracking them down himself.

76600:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,680Or protecting them.Protecting the shooter, why?

76700:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,160Well, protecting someone then.But why would he care?

76800:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,920He's Sherlock. Who would hebother protecting?

76900:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,200Call me if you hear anything.Don't hold out on me, John.

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77000:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,520Call me, OK? Yeah. Yeah, right.

77100:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,520Good night then. Bye then.

77200:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,720John, need a cuppa?

77300:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,680Mrs Hudson, why does Sherlock thinkthat I'll be moving back in here?

77400:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,520Oh, yes, he's put your chairback again, hasn't he?

775

00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,080That's nice. It looks much better.

77600:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,800John, what's wrong? Tell me. John?

77700:47:01,800 --> 00:47:06,120That's your phone, isn't it?

77800:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,560

It's Sherlock, John. Sherlock.

77900:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,880John, you have to answer it!

78000:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,240Spare any change, love? No.Oh, come on, love.

78100:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,920

Don't be like all the rest.

78200:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,080Rule one of lookingfor Sherlock Holmes, he finds you.

78300:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,400You're working for Sherlock now?

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78400:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,080Keeps me off the streets,doesn't it? Well... no.

78500:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,360Where are you?'Can't you see me?'

78600:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,320Well, what am I looking for?

78700:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,080'The lie, the lie of LeinsterGardens, hidden in plain sight.

78800:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,240'Hardly anyone notices. People livehere for years and never see it.

78900:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,600'But if you are what I think you are,it will take you less than a minute.

79000:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,160'The houses, Mary.Look at the houses.'

79100:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,240

How did you know I'd come here?

79200:48:02,240 --> 00:48:06,080'I knew you'd talk to the peopleno-one else would bother with.'

79300:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,280Huh, I thought I was being clever.

79400:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,160

'You're always clever,Mary, I was relying on that.

79500:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,600'I planted the informationfor you to find.'

79600:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,800

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Ohh!

79700:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,960'30 seconds.'

79800:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,640But what am I looking at?

79900:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,120'No door knobs, no letterbox.Painted windows.

80000:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,280'23 and 24 Leinster Gardens.

80100:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,360'The empty houses.

802

00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,360'They were demolished years ago tomake way for the London Underground,

80300:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,240'a vent for the old steam trains.

80400:48:35,240 --> 00:48:37,760'Only the very frontsection of the house remains.'

80500:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,280'It's just a facade.

80600:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,600'Remind you of anyone, Mary?

80700:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,440'A facade?

808

00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,240'Sorry, I never could resista touch of drama.

80900:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,240'Do come in. It's a little cramped.'

81000:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,840

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Do you own this place?

81100:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,800'Hmm, I won it in a card game withthe Clarence House Cannibal.

81200:48:58,800 --> 00:49:03,960'Nearly cost me my kidneys, butfortunately I had a straight flush.

81300:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,360'Quite a gambler, that woman.'

81400:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,520What do you want, Sherlock?

81500:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,000'Mary Morstan was stillbornin October 1972.

81600:49:19,240 --> 00:49:23,120'Her gravestone is in Chiswickcemetery, where five years ago

81700:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,280'you acquired her name and date ofbirth, and thereafter her identity.

81800:49:27,280 --> 00:49:31,120

'That's why you don't havefriends from before that date.'

81900:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,800Need to work on your half of thechurch, Mary. Looking a bit thin.

82000:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,360Oh, orphan's lot.Friends, that's all I have.

82100:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,280'It's an old enough technique,known to the kinds of people

82200:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,040'who could recognisea skip code on sight...'

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82300:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,600At first I thought it was justa Bible thing, spam, but it's not.

82400:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,360It's a skip code.

82500:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,920'..Have extraordinarilyretentive memories.'

82600:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,560How can you not remember which room?You remember everything!

82700:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,000I have to delete something! 207.

828

00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,080You were very slow.

82900:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,800'How good a shot are you?'

83000:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,040How badly do you want to find out?

83100:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,360

'If I die here,my body would be found in a building

83200:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,080'with your faceprojected on the front of it.

83300:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,680'Even Scotland Yard could getsomewhere with that.

83400:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,760'I want to know how good you are.

83500:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,280'Go on, show me.

83600:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,320

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'The doctor's wife must bea little bit bored by now.'

83700:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,040May I see?

83800:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,160Huh, it's a dummy.

83900:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,200Well, I suppose that was a fairlyobvious trick.

84000:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,960And yet,over a distance of six feet,

84100:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,920you failed to make a kill shot.

84200:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,560Enough to hospitalise me,not enough to kill me.

84300:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,960That wasn't a miss,that was surgery.

84400:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,240

I'll take the case. What case?

84500:51:17,240 --> 00:51:21,840Yours. Why didn't you come to mein the first place?

84600:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,600Because John can't ever know thatI lied to him.

847

00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,240It would break himand I would lose him forever.

84800:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,720And Sherlock, I will neverlet that happen.

849

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00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,280Please, understand,

85000:51:35,280 --> 00:51:40,360there is nothing in this world Iwould not do to stop that happening.

85100:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,560Sorry.

85200:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,800Not that obvious a trick.

85300:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,440Now talk and sort it outand do it quickly.

85400:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,120"Hark! The Herald

Angels Sing"

85500:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,000Oh, dear God, it's only two o'clock.

85600:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,200It's been Christmas Dayfor at least a week now.

85700:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,760

How can it only be two o'clock?I'm in agony.

85800:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,760Mikey, is this your laptop?

85900:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,640Upon which depends the securityof the free world, yes,

860

00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,400and you've got potatoes on it!

86100:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,920You shouldn't leave it lying aroundif it's so important.

86200:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,200

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Why are we doing this?We never do this.

86300:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,920We are here because Sherlockis home from hospital

86400:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,080and we are all very happy.

86500:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,720Am I happy too? I haven't checked.

86600:52:46,720 --> 00:52:47,960Behave, Mike!

86700:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,640Mycroft is the name you gave me,

86800:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,560if you could possibly struggle allthe way to the end. Mrs Holmes.

86900:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,960Oh, thank you, dear. I'm notabsolutely sure why you're here.

87000:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,360I invited him.

87100:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,080I'm his protege, Mrs Holmes.

87200:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,160When he dies,I get all his stuff and his job.

87300:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,680No. Oh, well, I help out a bit.

87400:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,760Closer.

87500:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,600If he does get murdered orsomething...

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87600:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,680Probably stop talking now. OK.

87700:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,800Lovely when youbring your friends round(!)

87800:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,960Stop it, you.Somebody's put a bullet in my boy.

87900:53:17,960 --> 00:53:22,600If I ever find out who,I shall turn absolutely monstrous.

88000:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,880This was for Mary.I'll be back in a minute.

88100:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,920Ah. Mary. There you are.

88200:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,280Cup of tea. If Father startsmaking little humming noises,

88300:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,360just give him a little poke.That usually does it.

88400:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,440Did you write this?

88500:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,560Oh, that silly old thing,you mustn't read that.

88600:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,720Mathematics must seem terribly

fatuous now.

88700:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,800No humming, you.

88800:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,440Complete flake, my wife, but happensto be a genius.

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88900:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,000She was a mathematician?

89000:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,640Gave it all up for children. I couldnever bear to argue with her.

89100:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,360I'm something of a moron myself.

89200:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,120But she's... unbelievably hot.

89300:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,120Oh my God, you're the sane one,aren't you?

894

00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,400Aren't you?

89500:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,040Oh. Sorry, I just, er...

89600:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,400Oh, you two need a moment?

89700:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,280

If you don't mind?

89800:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,240No, course not. I'll go and see ifI can help with...

89900:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,720something or another.

90000:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,160

Those two. They all right?

90100:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,520Well, you know,they've had their ups and downs.

90200:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,480Baker Street, now.

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90300:55:04,720 --> 00:55:08,200John, Mary...

90400:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,120Oh, Sherlock, oh, good gracious,you look terrible!

90500:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,520Get me some morphinefrom your kitchen, I've run out.

90600:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,160I don't have any morphine. Then whatexactly is the point of you?!

90700:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,680What is going on?

90800:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,000Bloody good question.

90900:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000The Watsons are about to have a domestic and fairlyquickly I hope, because we've got work to do.

91000:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,360No, I have a better question -

91100:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,440is everyone I have ever meta psychopath?

91200:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,960Yes.

91300:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,720Good that we've settled that.Now we... SHUT UP!

91400:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,680And stay shut up,because this is not funny.

91500:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,720Not this time.

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91600:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,560I didn't say it was funny. You.

91700:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,280What have I ever done? Hmm?

91800:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,080My whole life, to deserve you?

91900:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,640Everything.

92000:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,320Sherlock, I've told you, shut up.

92100:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,360No, I mean it -seriously, everything.

92200:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,680Everything you've ever done,is what you did.

92300:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,080Sherlock, one more wordand you will not need morphine.

92400:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,080

You were a doctor who went to war.

92500:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,960You're a man who couldn't stay inthe suburbs for more than a month

92600:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,360without storming a crack den,beating up a junkie.

927

00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,880Your best friend is asociopath, who solves crimes

92800:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,520as an alternative to getting high.That's me, by the way, hello.

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00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,440Even the landlady used torun a drug cartel.

93000:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,440It was my husband's cartel.I was just typing.

93100:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,080And exotic dancing.

93200:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,480Sherlock Holmes,if you've been YouTubing...

93300:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,240John, you are addicted toa certain lifestyle.

934

00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:34,560You are abnormally attracted todangerous situations and people,

93500:56:34,560 --> 00:56:39,440so is it truly such a surprisethat the woman you fall in love with

93600:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,080conforms to that pattern?

93700:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,480But she wasn't supposed tobe like that!

93800:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,080Why is SHE like that?

93900:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,600Because you chose her.

94000:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,880Why is everything always

94100:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,960Oh, neighbours!

94200:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,560

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John, listen. Be calm and answer me.

94300:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,520What is she?

94400:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,760My lying wife? No, what is she?

94500:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,280And the woman who is carrying my child, whohas lied to me since the day I met her.

94600:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,640No. Not in this flat,not in this room.

94700:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,360Right here, right now, what is she?

94800:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,400OK.

94900:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,720Your way.

95000:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,920Always your way.

951

00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,120Sit.

95200:57:44,120 --> 00:57:45,480Why?

95300:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,560Because that's where they sit.

95400:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,640

The people who come in herewith their stories.

95500:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,000They're the clients,that's all you are now, Mary.

95600:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,040

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You're a client.

95700:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,640This is where you sit and talkand this is where we sit and listen.

95800:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,600Then we decideif we want you or not.

95900:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,440So, are you OK?

96000:58:34,440 --> 00:58:39,440Oh, are we doing conversation today?It really is Christmas(!)

96100:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,600Now?

96200:58:45,600 --> 00:58:50,000Seriously, months of silenceand we're going to do this now?

96300:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,280A.G.R.A., what's that?

96400:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,440Er... my initials.

96500:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,560Everything about whoI was is on there.

96600:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,920If you love me,don't read it in front of me.

96700:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,840

Why?

96800:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,040Because you won't love mewhen you've finished

96900:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,840and I don't want to see that happen.

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97000:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,920How much do you know already?

97100:59:29,920 --> 00:59:34,240By your skill set, you are, or were,an intelligence agent.

97200:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,280Your accent is currently English,but I suspect you are not.

97300:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,840You're on the run from something.

97400:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,080You've used your skillsto disappear.

97500:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,000Magnussen knows your secret, whichis why you were going to kill him.

97600:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,880And I assume you befriendedJanine in order to get close to him.

97700:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,160Oh, you can talk!

97800:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,480Oh, look at you two,you should have got married.

97900:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,840The stuff Magnussen has on me,

98000:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,640I would go to prison for the rest of

my life.

98100:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,720So you were going to kill him? Peoplelike Magnussen should be killed,

98200:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,160that's why there are people like me.

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Perfect!

98301:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,240So that's what you were, an assassin?How could I not see that?

98401:00:04,240 --> 01:00:05,480You did see that.

98501:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,680And you married me.

98601:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,160Because he's right.

98701:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,840It's what you like.

988

01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:26,080So, Mary, any documents thatMagnussen has

98901:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,360concerning yourself,you want extracted and returned.

99001:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,400Why would you help me?

99101:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,680Because you saved my life.

99201:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,000Sorry-sorry, what?

99301:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,280When I happened on youand Magnussen...

99401:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,520...you had a problem.

99501:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,000More specifically,you had a witness.

996

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01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,720What do you do now?

99701:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,840Kill both of us?

99801:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,600'The solution, of course, wassimple. Kill us both and leave.'

99901:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,800However,sentiment got the better of you.

100001:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,720'One precisely calculated shotto incapacitate me,

100101:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,840

'in the hope that it would buy youmore time to negotiate my silence.'

100201:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,520Of course,you couldn't shoot Magnussen.

100301:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,640On the night both of usbroke into the building,

100401:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,320your own husband wouldbecome a suspect. So...

100501:01:37,400 --> 01:01:43,040'You calculated that Magnussen woulduse the fact of your involvement...'

100601:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,560rather than sharing the information

with the police, as is his MO.

100701:01:49,960 --> 01:01:54,680And then you left the way you came.

100801:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,160Have I missed anything?

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100901:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,760How did she save your life?

101001:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,040She phoned the ambulance.I phoned the ambulance.

101101:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,560She phoned first.

101201:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,920'Emergency,which service do you require?'

101301:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,000You didn't find mefor another five minutes.

1014

01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,440Left to you, I would have died.

101501:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,600The average arrivaltime for a London ambulance is...

101601:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,720Did somebody call an ambulance?

1017

01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,720Eight minutes. Did you bring anymorphine? I asked on the phone.

101801:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,360We were told there was a shooting.

101901:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,080There was, last week.

1020

01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,800But I believe I'm bleedinginternally,

102101:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,960my pulse is very erratic, you may needto restart my heart on the way...

1022

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01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,600Jesus, Sherlock. Come on, Sherlock.Argh!

102301:02:29,600 --> 01:02:34,200John, John,Magnussen is all that matters now.

102401:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,680You can trust Mary -she saved my life.

102501:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,280She shot you.

102601:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,840Mixed messages, I grant you that...Argh!

1027

01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,000Sherlock! Sherlock! Take him.

102801:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,240Got him? Yeah.

102901:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,400So, have you read it?

103001:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,280

Would you come here a moment?No, tell me, have you?

103101:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,360Just... Come here.

103201:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,360No, I'm fine.

103301:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,840

I've thought long and hardabout what I want to say to you.

103401:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,280These are prepared words, Mary.

103501:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,920I've chosen these words with care.

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OK.

103601:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,440The problems of your pastare your business.

103701:03:39,400 --> 01:03:42,840The problems of your future...

103801:03:42,840 --> 01:03:43,960are my privilege.

103901:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,480It's all I have to say,it's all I need to know.

104001:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,960No, I didn't read it.

104101:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,240You don't even know my name.

104201:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,720Is "Mary Watson" good enough for you?

104301:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,520Yes. Oh my God, yes.

1044

01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,360Then it's good enough for me, too.

104501:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,600All this does not mean that I'm notstill basically pissed off with you.

104601:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,000Hmm, I know, I know.

1047

01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000I am very pissed off,and it will come out now and then.

104801:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,240I know, I know, I know.

104901:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,640

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You can mow the soddinglawn from now on.

105001:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,440I do mow the lawn. I do it loads.

105101:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,680You really don't.

105201:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,080I choose the baby's name.Not a chance. OK.

105301:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,120I'm glad you've given up on theMagnussen business. Are you?

105401:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,720I'm still curious, though. He's

hardly your usual kind of puzzle.

105501:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,200Why do you hate him?

105601:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,240Because he attacks peoplewho are different

105701:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,840

and preys on their secrets.Why don't you?

105801:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,520He never causes too much damageto anyone important.

105901:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,440He's far too intelligent for that.

1060

01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:58,840He's a businessman, that's all.And occasionally useful to us.

106101:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,920A necessary evil,not a dragon for you to slay.

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01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,480A dragon-slayer.Is that what you think of me?

106301:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,680No. It's what you think of yourself.

106401:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,080Are you two smoking?!

106501:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,440No. It was Mycroft.

106601:05:17,680 --> 01:05:22,200I have, by the way, a job offerI should like you to decline.

106701:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,240I decline your kind offer.

106801:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,640I shall pass on your regrets.

106901:05:25,640 --> 01:05:30,320What was it? MI6. They want toplace you back into Eastern Europe.

107001:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,720An undercover assignment

that would prove fatal to you in,

107101:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,520I think, about six months.

107201:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,040Then why don't you want meto take it?

107301:05:39,040 --> 01:05:43,200

It's tempting, but on balance, youhave more utility closer to home.

107401:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,480Utility! How do I have utility?

107501:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,720Here be dragons.

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107601:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,600This isn't agreeing with me.

107701:05:53,600 --> 01:05:54,920I'm going in.

107801:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,480You need low tar.You still smoke like a beginner.

107901:06:00,680 --> 01:06:01,720Also...

108001:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,280...your loss would break my heart.

108101:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,320

What the hell amI supposed to say to that?!

108201:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,360Merry Christmas? You hate Christmas.

108301:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,120Yes. Perhaps there wassomething in the punch.

1084

01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:20,120Clearly. Go and have some more.

108501:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,320So you realise that Sherlock got us outhere to see his mum and dad for a reason?

108601:06:27,320 --> 01:06:31,640His lovely mum and dad, a fineexample of married life, I get that.

108701:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,200That is the thing with Sherlock,it's always the unexpected.

108801:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,520Oi. Oi? Mary?

1089

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