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Published by BS Central515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230

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Vol. 4, No. 153 Friday, September 18, 2015

Shortly after Byron Lindsay brought in the pure seal ivory gavels he found while cleaning out the now defunct Glasgow chapter's I.O.O.F. Hall, Shelly Sampson of the Laura Rebekah Lodge No. 19 came into Buzz headquarters and said, "You gotta come see what else we found!" In cleaning out a closet, there it was: an authentic human skeleton. According to some information found whilst searching the web, every Odd Fellows lodge had a skeleton. Some were in boxes, some in actual coffins, such as the one at the Glasgow Odd Fellows Hall. As more and more lodges closed, more and more skeletons were forgotten and left behind, sometimes nearly scaring real estate agents to death. The skeleton was medically prepared per the process in the 1890's. According to Valley County Sheriff Glen Meier, the cadavers were used for medical studies at universities and then the skeletons were sold. "They were people who had no money for a proper burial," Sheriff Meier explained, "so they donated

A skeleton in the closet... literally!

Byron Lindsay contacted Valley County Sheriff Glen Meier to see exactly what to do with skeleton that was talked away in a closet at the Oddfellows Hall in Glasgow.

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This Saturday and Sunday, September 19th & 20th, the Hinsdale School and community are looking for volunteers to help with the raising of the first high tunnel. A high tunnel, often called a hoophouse, is an unheated greenhouse that aids in fruit and vegetable crop production by extending the cropping season. Volunteers are welcome any time on either Saturday or Sunday, or both days if you can! The property is located on the north edge of Hinsdale. For more information please contact Patti Armbrister at 406-648-7400.

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Cast: Kaya Scodelario, Dylan O’Brien, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Barry Pepper, Lili Taylor, Patricia ClarksonIn this next chapter of the epic Maze Runner saga, Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) and his fellow Gladers face their greatest challenge yet: searching for clues about the mysterious and powerful organization known as WCKD. Their journey takes them to the Scorch, a desolate landscape filled with unimaginable obstacles. Teaming up with resistance fighters, the Gladers take on WCKD’s vastly superior forces and uncover its shocking plans for them all.

OBITUARY Elsie Jacobs Elsie Jacobs passed away September 16th, 2015, at Valley View home in Glasgow. A visitation will take place at Bell Mortuary Sunday, September 20th, 2015 from 1-4 PM. There will be no further services beyond the viewing.

The National Weather Service in Glasgow recorded a low temperature of 38° at the airport location, but it had to be colder than that downtown as there was a hard frost on the windshield this morning, and the tomato plants didn't like it either.

BUZZFARMER’S MARKET Saturday Sept. 19th 8-3 with locally home-grown melons, tomatoes, cucumbers, cabbage, artichoke, leeks, lettuce, beets, kohlrabi, yukon gold and red potatoes, assorted sweet and hot peppers, onions, carrots, assorted squash including Hubbard and buttercup, pumpkins, rhubarb fresh homemade baked goods, jams and jellies, and so much more. Herballife aloe products. Final week for fruit. The Farmer’s Market will be open through Oct starting at 9am. Accepting wic checks. Complimentary coffee and cookie. Hope to see you there. Thanks for supporting your local Farmer’s Market.LOCATED AT THE RED ROCK PLAZA (ACROSS FROM COKE-PLANT)

BUZZNOREEN SMITH, “THE AUSSIE”, ESTATE SALE:Turn into St. Marie, take the second right hand turn onto Country Club Blvd, then take the first right turn on to Locust, go two blocks and turn left onto Poplar, it is the first duplex on that corner. The house is full, and small, it will be crowded. Lots of item: Papua New Guinea Aborigine carved masks, spears, club, Cobalt glass, battery operated bath lift chair, silver, fishing, jewelry, Boy Scout vintage, WWII wood trunk, Mason’s Ironstone soup Tureens, gorgeous, Totes, lots more. St. Marie, 373 Poplar Street. Sept 19th, 9 am till late afternoonCALL PATSY TIHISTA 406-785-2321 OR 263-7936.

BUZZLARGE SHOP SALE: Sept 25th and 26th at St. Marie Warehouse, Tools, materials, furniture, gas furnaces, etc. If you live at St. Marie and would like to put your stuff in the sale CALL ME. CALL 230-1283

BUZZGARAGE SALE: 2 party garage sale, decorating decor and other misc.,furniture, electronics. All items in good condition. No Early Birds. Saturday 7-12, 1009 7TH AVE NORTH.

BUZZGARAGE SALE: Table and chairs, sofa, dresser, wood stove, flower pots, household items, hunting vest, men’s jackets, wool pants, drapes and many misc. items. Fri 8-4, Sat 8-1. No Early Birds. 115 SARGENT ST, NASHUA

BUZZMOVING SALE: Everything must go. Fishing equipment, ice and bass poles, tackle, smoker, lawn mower, air conditioner, trolling motor, gardening tool, and much more. Sat 9-? 374 POPLAR, ST. MARIE

BUZZMOVING SALE: Lots of items, garage is full. Please use Alley. Sat 8-12 808 6TH AVE NORTH

BUZZGIVE AWAY SALE: Ft. Peck Marina Shop on the hill, Clean out of misc. You take you haul, First come first serve. Friday and Saturday. FT PECK MARINA

BUZZVALLEY VIEW HOME is seeking a Maintenance Manager. Successful candidate will be well organized, detail oriented, a team player and have some background in the maintenance area. If not a licensed Boiler Operator, must be able to obtain their license. Current, clean driving record. Drug testing. Criminal background check. Pay commensurate with knowledge and experience. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE AT THE OFFICE.

BUZZHELP WANTED: Campbell Lodge is looking for part-time or full-time help for the night shift starting wage $10.50 per hour. APPLY AT CAMPBELL LODGEAdministrative Assistant

BUZZLISTERUD CLINIC in Wolf Point is currently accepting applications for a licensed nurse (LPN or RN). This is a full time position, with all full time benefits including, health and life insurance, Paid Time Off and Sick Time, 401K opportunities and other insurance options. For details CONTACT, GINA NEFZGER, CLINIC MANAGER, AT 653-6583. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE BY CONTACTING ANNIE BLOCK, VP OF HUMAN RESOURCES AT 653-6515.

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EZZIE’S MIDTOWN is looking for a full time employee. Starting wage is $10.00/hour with some benefits after a 3 month probationary period. Most shifts will be four 10 hours shifts, some night shifts (1-11 Sun-Thurs or 2-12 Fri and Sat) and some day shifts (9 am-7 pm). Days and hours of the shifts will vary week to week. Applicant will work some holidays and weekends. ANYONE INTERESTED CAN PICK UP AN APPLICATION AT THE STATION.

BUZZCOTTONWOOD INN Is looking for a waiter/waitress and busser. Days and shifts will vary. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD INN OR ONLINE AT COTTONWOODINN.NET

BUZZFOR RENT: 1,800 sq. ft. 4 bedroom, 3 bath apartments in Glasgow. 2 car garage. New construction. $1,500/mo. + $1,500 deposit. 3 units available. CALL JOHN AT 406-263-2046

BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom units with newer furnace, hot water heater, linoleum, and counter tops. $500 Save on utilities! CALL 406-524-3742

BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1 bath condo at St. Marie, all appliances. $450 plus CALL 406-230-1283

BUZZFOR RENT: 2 bedroom, new carpet, new paint, no smoking, no pets. $550 CALL 406-228-8333

BUZZFOR SALE: John Deere 1010U Tractor and Loader. Good tires, runs good, extras, $4500. CALL 406-367-5386 LEAVE MESSAGE, WILL RETURN CALLS.

BUZZFOR SALE: 2004 Ram, 1500 4X4, four door, short box SLT 5.7 hemi, 88,200 miles. $12,500. CALL 406-228-8420 OR TEXT 263-4049

BUZZFOR SALE: 1985 21 ft. Bayliner Capri,bowrider boat, 390 hrs, A1 shape, 5.0 motor stern dr., fresh water cooling, enclosed porta-potty, covers, marine radios, depth/fish finder, hot water heater, bumpers, Silva Marine compass, covers, 1996 Calkin tandem axel trailerCALL 406-263-5553

BUZZLOST: A special bracelet with turquoise inlay, a magnet closure.PLEASE PHONE (416) 694-2684 OR 228-4638

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Teachers encouraged to apply for "Project Classroom" grants Soroptimist International of Glasgow is committed to helping area educators one classroom at a time through "Project Classroom". Project Classroom awards a monetary grant for a project that will enable the class to achieve a goal they are working towards. One grant of $250.00 is awarded each month to the applicant who meets the criteria. Project Classroom is open to all public schools in Valley County. An application form and project explanation will need to be submitted by the first of each month that school is in session. Applications will be mailed or delivered to Valley County public school superintendents/principals in the coming week. The first applications will be due by Thursday, October 1st. The grant will be awarded the 15th of each month. For more information, please contact LaWana Grewe at 406-839-4349.

The Glasgow VFW Post 3107 will host the District 5 meeting Saturday, September 19th. Registration will be from 10a.m.-noon, followed by lunch and the meeting.

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The Northeast Montana Fair Commissioners will be meeting on Monday, September 21st at 6:00 pm. in the culinary building at the fair grounds. If anyone has something they wish to have on the agenda please leave it at 367-5243.

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Meeting out at the Bjornburg Bridge The Saco/Hinsdale Community Potluck Picnic is Sunday, September 20th at the Bjornburg Bridge (located between Hinsdale and Saco). Church Services are at 11:15a.m. & lunch to follow at 12:30p.m. Meat, beverages & utensils will be provided, please bring a dish to share.

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their bodies to medical science." The Independent Order of Odd Fellows (IOOF) fraternal organization was formed in the early 18th century in England. They came together as a group of men with no unifying trait other than to “do good by man”. Their main goals were to support each other and take care of the needy. In 1819, the first American Lodge opened in Baltimore, Maryland during a time of high unemployment and a yellow fever epidemic. The newly ordained lodge took on as their mission to “visit the sick, relieve distress, bury the dead, and educate the orphans.” As new Lodges opened, the “Mother Lodge” would gift each new lodge with what was known as “Regalia and Paraphernalia”, including a coffin or casket and a skeleton. While the IOOF keeps its secrets and doesn’t reveal the purpose of the skeletons, experts have suggested the skeletons have something to do with the vow each member takes to help others, specifically to bury the dead. In the ritual of the first degree, the candidate is bound in chains, then blindfolded. The others form a mock funeral procession where the candidate is the deceased. When the blindfold is removed, the candidate comes face to face with a real human skeleton that is illuminated by lit torches on either side and he is invited to meditate on death. For the candidate will be dying to his old way of life and vowing to help those in need, welcome the traveler, educate the orphans and bury the dead.

And now the Valley County Sheriff Department has a skeleton in the closet, waiting for proper burial as an "unknown" in the Highland Cemetery. "This has happened periodically with other Oddfellow halls around the state," Sheriff Meier (and Valley County Coroner) said after making some phone calls to find out exactly what to do with the skeleton lawfully. For now the skeleton will remain at the Sheriff 's Department until an anthropologist comes to Glasgow to ascertain that it isn't Native American. "By Antiquity Law, if this skeleton is Native American, we can't bury it," Sheriff Meier explained, adding that he doubts it is. When viewing the skeleton Tuesday afternoon, he asked me, "What do you think it was, a man or a woman?"

One can see that the breast bone was removed during the autopsy and then carefully stitched back together with wire.

Skeleton in the closet continued

After studying the skeleton for a brief time, I had to answer: "I have no idea." "Know how you can tell?" he asked. I took a guess: "By the femur bone?" "Feel right up here," he said, guiding my hand up to the rear base of the skull. "Feel that knot right there?" "Yeah," says I. "It's a male," he said, adding, "I guess that's why us guys are called 'knot heads'." He figures this skeleton is of European descent and after examining the teeth and the start of arthritis in some of the joints, believes it was a man in his late 50s. "But I'm no anthropologist," he said. As for when the anthropologist arrives in Glasgow, Sheriff Meier said we'll just have to wait and see. If the sekelton is not Native American, a burial will take place. As for the seal ivory gavels, they will find a happy home at the Valley County Pioneer Museum. And as for the rest of the IOOF memorabilia, Byron is headed out with the load on Saturday morning to the Sovereign Grand Lodge in Great Falls.