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Parking on campus has been a hot-button issue for many USA students who drive and have complained about overcrowded parking lots and limited spaces impeding their efforts to get to class on time in the morning.

Though this year’s offi cial campus parking survey numbers have yet to be released, Director of Facilities Management Chris Willis said he has a “gut feeling” that the biggest surprise will come from the parking lot between the Engineering Building and Gamma dorms.

“After driving by and talking to people, it looks to be more heavily parked than in the past,” said Willis, who oversees the annual surveys.

Senior English major May Laughton concurred with that assessment. “It’s gotten bad,” she said.

According to Willis, that possibly

indicates people are starting to discover the Gamma parking lot.

“It’s only about a fi ve minute walk from most of the academic buildings,” he said. “Not sure if [the overcrowding] can also be attributed to the new Student Rec Center.”

“Stadium drive will probably be heavily parked during the day because of the Student Rec Center,” Willis added. “In the past it’s been fairly lightly parked because it was more of an after-hours housing parking lot.”

Other than that, Willis doesn’t expect any more surprises to come from this year’s survey of the parking situation on campus.

“It just seems like there’s more of a problem in concentrated [parking] areas,”

Mary Candace Vegliacich, a senior majoring in Communication, said about the parking situation on campus. “I can’t even park over by the library like I like to.”

That sentiment is echoed by May

"It just seems like there's more of a problem in

concentrated [parking] areas."

-Mary Candace VegliacichCommunication Senior

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See Etc., page 6

Tea: Warming the Body and the Soul

Will the Saints Retain the Crown?

See Sports, page 10

Is the War in Iraq Really Over?

See Opinion, page 13

Inside Police Blotter p. 2 Etc. p. 6 Sports p. 9 Opinion p. 12 Distractions p. 14

Serving USA Since 1965

Correction:An Aug. 30 article reported that Claire Alger-Young was

gathering her belongings at Paul Bryan Young’s house to take them back to Penelope House (PH), a Mobile organization

that aids domestic violence victims. Alger-Young was not part of the program at that time. PH staff stressed that victims are

advised not to return to their perpetrator’s residence.

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The University of South Alabama Foundation approved a resolution to purchase 300 acres in Brookley Field from the University at its meeting Thursday, which was held at USA’s Brookley Center after a bus tour of the property.

The purchase, which also includes some of USA’s rental property, is intended by the University to fund the pediatric facility expansion planned for USA Children’s and Women’s Hospital, the Foundation’s managing director, Maxey Roberts, told the board Thursday.

The Foundation, which exists to benefi t USA but works independently of it, has agreed to pay for the $20 million arrangement in fi ve annual payments of $4 million to USA.

The facilities at Brookley Center include Middle Bay Café and some lodging services. The University also had some education programs on the property.

The University waited on selling the property, Vice President for Financial Affairs Wayne Davis said, in case Mobile’s Air Force tanker contract came to fruition. The property could have been sold to the company building the tankers for “a nice chunk of change,” Davis said in August.

When the contract was delayed, USA jumped at the chance to sell the property and accepted the Foundation’s bid, according to Davis. The Foundation was the sole bidder on Brookley Center.

The arrangement allows USA to retain rights to the property until the $20 million is paid in full.

Should the Foundation receive an offer for the property before then, the amount can be prepaid, allowing the group to obtain the property title and sell whatever parts of Brookley Center it wants to.

“It’s the best arrangement we can make right now,” USA President Gordon

Foundation Passes Brookley ResolutionDaniela [email protected]

Admin: Gamma Parking Probably Heavier Th is YearDean HarrisonASSOCIATE [email protected]

The administration already calls the new Student Recreation Center a resounding success, even after being open for a little more than two weeks.

“I am very pleased with how things are going in the new Recreation Center,” Dr. John Smith, vice president for Student Affairs, said. “The number of students, faculty, and staff using the facility is extremely high, and the feedback we are receiving from them is all positive.”

The numbers bear this out, too: Between 1,800 and 2,000 people visit the Recreation Center every weekday compared to about 600 in the old facility, according to Recreation Director Dr. Philip Theodore.

“It’s an incredibly positive place for students to come and enjoy themselves in a healthy atmosphere,” Theodore said. “It’s doing wonders for the University community.”

“I believe the popularity of the facility is due to the wide variety of options available and the high quality of the equipment that is available to use,” Smith said. “Also, the beauty and comfort of the facility is almost overwhelming, and that word is spreading quickly around campus.”

“It’s pretty cool,” Tuguldur Mendbayar, a freshman English-as-a-Second-Language student, said. “But the locker room is too far away.”

Once renovations are done, the locker room and pools will be connected through a hall that is now being renovated.

The Rec Center has done this without one of its main attractions: a smoothie bar to be located near the facility’s entrance. Smith expects the bar to be fully operational by early October, but ARAMARK is looking at offering various drinks and snacks at the location “very soon.”

“It’s really nice and big,” Rachel Wyers, a sophomore Political Science major, said. “Now I have no excuse not to work out. The one problem I have is that no one helped me in the workout room.”

The new Rec Center is located on Stadium Drive near Old Shell Road and is open weekdays from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., Saturday from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Sunday from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m.

New Rec Center Seeing Heavy Student TrafficMatthew PetersonMANAGING [email protected]

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Sophomore Forward Lauren Marsh, from Fairhope, Ala., guides the ball passed by a Georgia State defender during Sunday’s game at The Cage. USA’s soccer team hosted Georgia State University, Troy, and Sam Houston State for the 2010 Port City Classic. The Lady Jags tied with Georgia State 1-1, scoring no points in overtime.

BP PLC provided the state of Alabama $5 million that went from the governor to the Marine Environmental Science Consor-tium (MESC), which is housed at the Dau-phin Island Sea Lab (DISL), to study the impact of the Deepwater Horizon incident and its effects in the Gulf of Mexico.

The bond was awarded as part of the BP Gulf Research Institutions Program, ac-cording to Dawn Patience, a spokeswoman for BP.

She added that BP made a commitment of up to $500 million funded over a 10-year period to create independent research pro-grams to investigate the “fate and effects of oil, dispersed oil and dispersant on the eco-systems of the Gulf of Mexico and affected coastal states.”

Gov. Bob Riley designated the MESC to

be the recipient of all science bonds intend-ed for the assessment of the oil spill, accord-ing to John Valentine, chairman and profes-sor of university programs at DISL.

He added that funding decisions will be made based on a “consensus among work-shop participants, an evaluation of the sci-ence by co-chairs of each of the four themes and an evaluation of the science by a panel consisting of scientists in residence at col-leges and universities in states surrounding the Gulf of Mexico.”

“Once the input is received, a fi nal rec-ommendation will be placed before the MESC executive committee for approval,” Valentine said.

The “four themes” mentioned are: eco-system integrity; physical factors that con-trol the distribution of dispersants and the oil in the Gulf; chemistry of the oil disper-sants; and the recovery phase of what’s hap-pened in the Gulf.

Matthew Kensworthy, a USA graduate student in residence at the DISL, said that the bond is a “very good thing for the MESC and says a lot about the trust and confi dence that the governor and BP has in the quality of the scientists within the consortium” and the research done at the University.

Valentine underscored the statement by Bob Shipp, chair of the Department of Ma-rine Sciences, in a previous article by The Vanguard that “no strings were attached to the science or what would be done with the science.”

“In that sense they did what they should have done,” Shipp said. “That’s the way the science should be supported.”

Patience said she did not have any infor-mation on whether BP had continued to seek out the assistance of USA scientists to assist them in their legal defense against spill litigation as they had over the summer.

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9/4- Possession of Marijuana, 1st Degree/Possession of a Controlled SubstanceThree males were arrested at 9:51 p.m. for possession of marijuana, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. Aside from marijuana, the suspects were in possession of ecstasy, a digital scale and cash.

9/5- Unlawful Breaking and Entering a VehicleA student reported that between 9/4 at 10 p.m. and 9/5 at 2 p.m. unknown suspects stole multiple textbooks, a graphing calculator and a backpack from their vehicle. The items were valued at $480.

9/5- Menacing-Intimidation Only/Possessing Stolen PropertyPolice responded to a report of Menacing at the Grove at 10:40 p.m. The subject was arrested for being in possession of a stolen fi rearm.

9/7- Theft of Property, 1st DegreeBetween 7/26 at 3 p.m. and 9/3 at 1:06 p.m. a heavy-duty cooling fan and gearbox were taken from Central Utilities. The items were valued at $4,950.

9/7- Receiving Stolen Property, 2nd Degree/Possession of a concealed weapon without a permitA perpetrator was arrested at The Grove at 8:27 p.m. for being in possession of stolen property, possessing a concealed weapon without a permit and a violation of a criminal trespass warrant. One passenger was arrested and transported for an active warrant with the City of Mobile. The stolen property was valued at $650.

9/8- Theft-Vehicle PartsBetween 8:30 a.m. and 9:30 a.m. and unknown suspect removed a license plate from a vehicle. The item was valued at $50.

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What You’re Saying About “Tilting at

Windmills: Admin Shows Gratitude by Taking Away

Benefi ts”By Matthew Peterson

“... Th e author does not realize that while student enrollment has increased, federal funding

has signifi cantly decreased. Th ere is no extra cash stashed

away. Running the facility takes money. Th ere is maintenance, staffi ng, electricity, etc. Using the recreation center is not a

right; it is a privilege.”-Anonymous

“...I do believe you are in the minority when it comes to

wanting to pay the fee. Try not to represent your colleagues when you haven’t spoken to them. Are you on the faculty

senate? Maybe ask them? Before you dish more about dear Moulty, please consider than he is essentially a CEO,

living with millions while some of your colleagues have second jobs to support their children.

Something to think about.”-Kitt yShmatt

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A 2011 survey released by U.S. News and World Report ranked the University of South Alabama 52 among the top 100 regional uni-versities in the South.

According to Keith Ayers, director of Pub-lic Relations, the University does not concern itself with this survey because it uses “ques-tionable ranking standards.”

“The survey ranks schools on how many students are rejected and on alumni giving,” Ayers said. He added that the survey has been criticized by many universities throughout the country for their bias in favor of “older and richer residential universities,” and against “young urban” universities such as USA.

Multiple calls and e-mails from The Van-guard seeking comment from U.S. News and World Report were not returned as of print time.

With enrollment numbers topping a record 15,000 this year, USA has been one of the “fastest growing universities in the region,” according to Ayers.

“USA’s mission is not to reject large num-bers of students, but to give every qualified student a chance to be successful,” Ayers said. He added that the University will not change and fail to serve its constituents in order to

serve better on “some questionable survey.”Other universities included in the survey

were Spring Hill College at 17, the University of Mobile at 59 and the University of Monte-vallo at 40, according to timesdaily.com.

Troy University was ranked 65, and Uni-versity of North Alabama came in at 66.

“USA is a young university and we are still establishing our name,” SGA President Kim-berly Proctor said. “Many of the top schools on the list are old compared to us. Right now we’re growing ... I am certain the only way we will be moving on the list is up.”

In another category by U.S. News and World Report, the University of Alabama ranked 34 and Auburn University 38 among national universities, according to timesdaily.com.


A South Alabama student collided with a Jag Tran just after 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday in the parking lot on the South side of the Humanities building.

The Jag Tran was traveling westbound in the parking lot when Parker Rehwinkel, 19, rolled backward in his 1993 Ford Ranger causing the collision, according to a USA police report.

“I had just pulled into the parking spot, and I was getting the books out

of the back of my truck,” Rehwinkel said. “I have a standard [transmission], so I can’t just put it into park and take my foot off the brake. I reached back and my foot slipped off the brake and I rolled back and hit [the JagTran].”

Rehwinkel stated that his truck sustained damage to the passenger’s side quarter panel.

According to the police report, the JagTran involved sustained damage on the rear driver’s side and was carrying 15 passengers at the time of the incident.

There were no injuries.

Student Vehicle Hits JagTranCameron Adkins ASSOCIATE [email protected]

Ayers: Survey Rating USA ‘Questionable’

Jaimie Kopf / Graphic DesignerUSA ranked No. 52 in the annual U.S. News and World Report’s survey of the top 100 regional universities in the South.

Dean HarrisonASSOCIATE [email protected]

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News in BriefStudent Affairs Vice President Becomes Special Assistant to President Moulton

In addition to his position as vice president for Student Affairs, Dr. John Smith will assume the duties as special assistant to USA President Gordon Moulton, according to a USA press release.

This decision follows the retirement of Dr. Bob Shear of the Mitchell College of Business, who long served in the President’s Office.

Smith was named vice president of Student Affairs in 2007.

He had also served USA as faculty athlete representative to the NCAA.

According to a USA press release, positions Smith held prior to joining USA were interim president, vice president for Financial and Administrative Services, vice president for Student Affairs, dean of students and director of Residence Life.

He also was a faculty member in the College of Education at the University of Central Arkansas.

Smith attended Mississippi State University, where he earned a doctorate in education leadership.

USA Recreation Center to be Dedicated on Sept. 16

The University of South Alabama will hold a dedication ceremony for the new Student Recreation Center on Stadium Drive Thursday, Sept. 16 at 4 p.m.

The ceremony, to which the public is invited, will include tours of the 116,000 square-foot facility that houses multi-purpose athletic courts, a cardiovascular theater, weight rooms with both machines and free weights, indoor and outdoor swimming pools and a spa, saunas, racquetball courts, multi-purpose rooms for aerobic classes and martial arts, rock-climbing wall, children’s play area and dining facility featuring smoothies and other healthy refreshments, according to a USA press release.

“The essence of a modern University is to help students grow in all aspects of life, with the ultimate objective of producing well-rounded individuals who are ready to meet today’s challenges and create a better world for tomorrow,” President Moulton said in the press release. “With the dedication of this new Student Center, USA will take a

major step forward in this mission.”

Annual Constitution Day Observance to be Held Sept. 17

The University of South Alabama will observe Constitution Day Friday, Sept. 17 with a presentation and discussion on the U.S. Supreme Court’s upcoming term.

Dr. Ron Nelson, associate professor and pre-law adviser in the USA Department of Political Science and Criminal Justice, and his students will offer a program titled “Supreme Court 2010-2011 Term: Case Reviews,” according to a USA press release.

The talk and discussion will be held from 3:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. in Room 150 of the Humanities Building.

Constitution Day is an annual observance on campuses nationwide.

Legislation requires all educational institutions that receive federal funds to sponsor educational programs relating to the United States Constitution on Sept. 17 of each year, according to a USA press release.

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[email protected].

The U.S. Department of Justice reports that 70 percent of women in prison are mothers, and 2/3 of these women have kids under the age of 18. The Real Truth reports that there are over 2 million children in the U.S. today who have a parent in prison. That’s a lot of bedtime stories that are not being read.

Deanna Lynd, a mother serving time at Homestead Cor-rectional Institution in Florida, writes poetry about her sepa-ration from her child on the day he was born. Having been born in prison, he was taken immediately from her.

She wrote, “From my arms you were taken, back to my cell I was sent. Fifteen years will never compare to what los-ing you meant.”

The Real Truth also reports that a child whose mother had been in jail for six months so far said, “I got to visit my mom every week when she was gone to jail. My dad took us. It was hard because I wanted to touch her but she was on the other side of a glass wall.”

There is hope for these children, and a great way for them to have a relationship with their mother, even while she is serving time away from home.

Often, there is placement in foster care, and the attention that the child so desperately seeks from his mother is just not to be found anymore.

Aid to Inmate Mothers has a mission, and the goal is this: “provide emotional interaction between inmate mothers and their children, support the children through outreach pro-grams, improve inmate mothers’ parenting skills, and help the mothers make a successful transition from prison to com-munity life.”

Regardless of how a person feels about the crime the mother committed, it cannot be ignored that the child left behind at home needs his mother. For whatever reason, his mother now lives in a place that is not easy to visit. He needs real interaction and care, something that A.I.M. strives to

provide with each family. A.I.M. needs your help, whether it be money, time or do-

nated items, and in addition to being tax deductible, you can live with the thought that you are helping to have a bedtime story read to a child who otherwise might live without.

If you are interested in making this difference, please visit www.inmatemoms.org/Donations.htm or stop by Dr. Corina Schulze’s office in the Humanities Building, 216A by September 17.

Items needed are paperback books, toys for visitation, birthday gifts for children, glue-bound journals for classes, and self-help books and novels for the prison library.

FINDING:

The River Styx, in Greek mythology, is the river that separates the Earth from Hades, circling the underworld nine times. The Styx River, in Robertsdale, Ala., offers a four-mile float down the lazy river in your own personal inner tube, and although it doesn’t separate us from hell, it does offer some insight to what might be on the other side.

After paying the tube fee (14 dollars each), as well as an additional 7 dollars for a “cooler tube,” we parked in a dusty parking lot and waited for our ride to the top of the river.

The ride came in the form of an old yellow school bus, and, except for the fact that our brown paper lunch bags had been replaced with coolers of Budweiser, there was a slight reminiscent feeling of our grade-school days.

The driver of the bus was not unlike Dorothy Har-ris, the driver of Forrest Gump’s school bus, with deep smokers lines around her mouth, a gravelly voice, and a no-nonsense way about her.

She insisted on waiting for a family who had just parked, saying, “Everybody’s waited for me my whole life. It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t wait for them.” When everyone had boarded, the bus began the creaky climb to the top of the river along a winding country road.

About halfway up the road, Dorothy Harris dropped something that was apparently of extreme importance, because she let go of the wheel with one hand and bent over to feel around for whatever it was that had fallen.

The bus swerved accordingly, and we all avoided cer-tain injury at the last minute when she popped back up just in time to swerve again, this time out of the way of a truck loaded down with firewood.

The group on the bus was rowdy, and the conversa-tions taking place around me seemed more than ap-propriate for an old school bus filled with beer-toting Alabamians.

A group chain-smoking Camel Reds discussed Bobby, a friend of theirs who was up for release from prison, and a slightly weathered couple argued loudly about a fight that had occurred the previous night at the local honkey-tonk.

Arriving at the river, we all filed out, picked up our chosen tube, and headed down the bank to the River Styx. I looked around for signs of demons or other un-derworldly creatures, and I can’t honestly admit that none were to be found.

Many roped their tubes together and proceeded down the river as one mass tube party, blasting Kenny Chesney as they went. The water was cold, and as we made our way down the river, we were privy to scenes of camping on both banks.

If you listened very closely, you could almost pick up the faint sounds of a banjo playing, and I decided then and there I would not set foot on the bank, lest I meet a fate like that of Ned Beatty’s in the all-too-remembered river bank scene in “Deliverance.”

It was impossible to avoid collisions, but no one seemed to mind, and the general atmosphere, although loud and somewhat ‘neck, was one of merriment.

If you didn’t have a tattoo, a cigarette, a beer, and, in some cases a mullet, you were not the norm, but that was of little importance. I wasn’t quite sure what was normal anymore. This was one big floating party.

The trip down the river took about three hours, and our empty cans outnumbered the full ones by the time we pulled our tubes from the water. When we did drive out of the parking lot, dust flying behind us, we just looked at each other and laughed. A journey down the Styx River could lead you to the underworld, or it could just take you on a surreal journey through Alabama backwoods. Bring beer, sunscreen, sunglasses, and a sense of humor, and the journey will be one you won’t soon forget.

Ready to take your own trip down the Styx? Visit www.floatstyx.com

Laura Beth CalcoteETC. [email protected]

As a lover of tea and all things related, I wanted to share some of my experiences and newly found knowl-edge on the topic.

Beyond the widely discussed effects of green tea used to supplement weight loss programs, the other health benefits of tea are not as commonly known.

Upon talking with Virginia’s Health Food’s own tea aficionado, Justin McQuillen, I learned of some new herbal teas used by many to remedy a variety of com-mon health problems. While many of these herbal rem-edies have more than one primary purpose for use, Justin gave me a run down on their most popular uses.

There is a trend for those with high blood pressure to reach for Red Clover to aid their regimen. Chronic respiratory problems find comfort with Mullein. Milk Thistle is used as a detoxifying agent for the liver. Lav-ender is a popular sleep aid among those suffering from insomnia.

If the health benefits alone don’t draw you to tea, there are some lovely places in Mobile to sit down and have a spot. Shamrock, Rose and Thistle Team Room and Gastro Pub is a traditional tea room accommo-dated with a very helpful staff, beautiful table settings and some of the most beautiful tea china I’ve ever come across.

If you’re a collector of tea sets as I am, they have an exquisite collection for retail.

Spot of Tea has been a Mobile staple for breakfast and lunch for many years.

They are located in picturesque Cathedral Square in downtown Mobile.

Their house cold brew is a sweetened strawberry tea that is so good its hard to deviate from, however they

have a nice selection of hot brews certainly worth giving a try.

If you’re interested in delving into the world of herbal teas as a remedy to what ails you, I recommend doing your own research when looking to adopt your own herbal regimen.

Only you know your body and can adequately explain what you’re looking for. Mobile is lucky to have Vir-ginia’s. It’s located in Pinebrook Shopping Center on Airport Boulevard at McGregor Avenue.

Don’t forget to ask for Justin.

Virginia's Health Food (shown above) or Spot of Tea both offer a wide variety of teas for many ailments.

Short and Stout: A Word About Tea

Colin McGee / Photo Editor

Ashley SutterCONTRIBUTING [email protected]

Help for Mothers, Stories for Their KidsLaura Beth CalcoteETC. [email protected]

Courtesy of Corina SchulzeSeventy percent of women in jail are others, the U.S. Department of Justice reports. Organizations like Aid to Inmate Mothers help provide children of incarcerated mothers with emotional sup-port and interaction with their mothers.

The River Styx


Dear Mom,I have a professor that likes to get really close when he

talks to me. Not in a flirty way but in a way that makes me (and everyone else he does it to) uncomfortable. How do I show him that my personal space is a private party-and he’s not invited?

Dear Private Party,Oh, I feel your pain … the thought of someone standing

close enough to smell what I drank for breakfast gives me chills (and not the good kind … more the ‘it’s-dark-and-did-you-hear-that?’ in a horror film kind of chill).

Several unrealistic strategies come to mind for warding off a hover-man – a giant Lucite box-outfit for that class, wearing a spike-covered T-shirt that says “five feet away at all times”, exacting revenge by crop dusting when you pass his lectern, an anonymous note with a complimentary tube of airplane Crest … so many unrealistic options!

Unfortunately, your situation is sticky; it is hard to tell a friend that they’re smothering you, let alone the man who determines whether or not you graduate on the four- or the five-year plan. I am sure you have tried strategic leaning when he talks to you. So, let’s explore other options.

Consider putting an object between you (like a yard stick). Stand behind a table or desk when you approach him if these close encounters occur before or after class. Failing that, a re-verse wingman – a pal to run interference (maybe if there are two faces to lean into, he’ll get confused and choose neither) could keep him out of your face.

If he likes to get too close while you are working at a sta-tion or computer, try turning to face him in your seat and talk with your hands. Gesticulate wildly … maybe he’ll back off for fear of being hit?

Another option is to let loose a snot-slinging sneeze as he approaches. Usually, a preemptive strike will stop him in his tracks and perhaps you can extend an arm or something to indicate he should not come any closer. It also helps to throw in a comment, “Oh, excuse me. It must be my West Nile Vi-rus acting up. Whew.” That’s right. Back off, Dr. Creeper.

Failing all of that, try a bald-faced lie. “Dr. Creeper, I’m sorry to interrupt, but do you mind taking a step back? I’m freakishly claustrophobic, and I don’t want to panic and mace you in a fit of terror.” (Your pseudo reaction to claustropho-bia can be whatever you want! Choose your own ending!)

Or, you could just politely ask the guy to take a step back. Chances are, if he is a chronic hover-man, he’s heard it be-fore; not everyone is shy about stating their needs. He will most likely just laugh, step back and keep talking.

Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a device that allows me to project my voice directly into your head!

I asked around at the Academy of Inventors annual symposium about writing a column on “webcomics,” thinking it would put all those young whippersnappers in their place, but they all said “webcomics are a young per-son’s game! Leave the webcomics to the 120 year olds!” Then I remembered that the last person to almost ruin this column wrote about “webcomics.” I asked around, but that column did not, in fact, put any young whipper-snappers in their place.

Now that it’s my turn to almost ruin this column, I decided to write about my favorite funny-page comic ever: “Garfield.” Oh my yes, “Garfield” is still around in the 30th century. The head of Jim Davis is still cranking out the funny: Garfield kicks Odie off the table, Garfield tries to pull a fast one on Jon, Lyman’s corpse is rotting in the basement. It’s like nothing has changed since the Carter administration, which is just the way I like it.

Fortunately, the Internet has websites to spice up “Gar-field” for all you young hoodlums. Websites like “Garfield minus Garfield” ( http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ ) erases Garfield from the comic strip, leaving only Jon. The comic strip changes from one about a lonely man and his cat to one about a lonely schizophrenic and his invisible delusions. It’s still funny but in an “I shouldn’t be laughing at this” kind of way.

The forum “Truth and Beauty Bombs” had a meme ( http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997 ) centering around what the strip would be like if humans didn’t know what the animals were think-ing. You know, like in real life. This strip changes Jon from lonely bachelor to lonely bachelor who talks to his animals like an old, senile person. You young folk might think the antics of a senile person talking to his cat are funny, but they’re not! The only thing worse than senility is when you damn kids walk on my lawn. Get off my lawn! Oh wait, I don’t have a lawn. Or senility, despite what every-one might tell you.

Another meme from your 20th century Internet-tubes is Randomized Garfield: random Garfield boxes thrown

together. The website “Cracked” had this meme on its forum ( http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/18145/random-garfield-comic-generator/120 ). Members went to this site ( http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html ), which generated randomized Garfield strips, and posted their results. Generating a humorous randomized strip is largely hit-or-miss, but the forum members seem to pull it off, most of the time.

All right, I’ve got a delivery business to run, and crewmembers’ lives to put in perilous danger. To see the hilarious results of my crew’s perilous danger, tune in to “Futurama” Thursdays on Comedy Central. Unless we’ve been re-canceled again, then you can go fornicate yourselves.

Editor’s note: Staff writer Gabe Grimes writes “I Just Lost the Game.”

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Professor Farnsworth: "Nothing has changed since the Carter Administration, which is just the way I like it."

Yoga is an exercise for both the body and the mind, some-thing that all college students could use. It relaxes the body while strengthening it, building a firm core and lean legs and arms, but if you’re paying an arm and a leg to take the class it doesn’t always seem worth it.

Enter the Kula Yoga Community, which, beginning on La-bor Day, introduced the first Mobile area “pay-what-you-can” yoga classes, designed for every different type of body and skill level.

Creators Dana Goudie, a USA alum, and Amanda Brenner, a University of Mobile alum, said they hope this will offer the yoga experience to those who otherwise would not be able to participate. Goudie said, “At the end of every class, we invite you to pay whatever you can afford to support the teachers and keep Kula growing.”

Their mission statement? “To create and support a commu-nity of yoga students linked by the common desire for healthy bodies, mental clarity, and spiritual well being.”

While there are private sessions available beginning at $50 an hour, the regular classes are open to the public, and you simply pay what you can.

Classes are grouped by different difficulty levels and needs. There is a Yoga for Healthy Weight class, if you’re looking to shed a few pounds, and there’s also a Move and Groove class that is meant to “raise your heart rate and your spirits.” There is even an all-ladies class (Ya Ya Yoga), in case you’re nervous about putting on those yoga pants in front of the guys.

Hot Yoga Party, offered on Friday nights, promotes the re-lease of toxins through, yep you guessed it, sweating your butt off.

In Mobile, you can find classes at the Conscious Mile Cen-ter for Spiritual Living, at 1230 Montlimar Dr., and for more information on class schedules you can visit the Web site at www.kulayogacommunity.org or call 251-202-YOGA (9642).

Your body and your mind will thank you, and downward-facing-dog never has to be expensive again.

Cheap Yoga Classes For Every BodyLaura Beth CalcoteETC. [email protected]

www.southalabama.eduWhat better way to spend a Friday night than at a Hot Yoga Party?

Dear Mom: Personal Space

Afraid to ask the doctor? Ask Dr. Cannon!

E-mail your health questions and concerns to Dr. Cannon at [email protected].

Heather Cannon, M.D. is USA’s recently appointed Student Health Center Medical Director. Anonymous e-mails are welcomed.

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Laughton, a senior majoring in English, who said the north parking lot behind Humanities and the library never used to be so crowded.

“I don’t remember it being that filled up before,” she said.

In response to such concerns Willis has his employees conduct a survey of vacant parking spaces every fall semester during the week after Labor Day.

“In the first week or two of the semester you have some students who aren’t serious about being students and then disappear,” Willis said.

“Later in the semester you have people who adjust their plans and are not coming. So the worst parking problem that’s representative of our students is right after Labor Day, with fall semester being busier than spring semester.”

The survey is conducted on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Friday is considered a lighter turnout day, so Facilities Management employees do not count vacant spaces on that day.

Willis added that they try to pick the “worst possible conditions” in which to conduct the survey. Such conditions occur between the peak hours of 10a.m. to 1p.m. when classes are “more heavily scheduled” and more cars are parked.

“I don’t think the [counters] are ever surprised that the lots that are very lightly parked are ones that tend to be away from the academic building,” Willis said.

Moulton told the Foundation Thursday. “We’re losing money every month.”

USA has been losing $800,000 to $900,000 per year on the facilities, Davis told The Vanguard in August.

At the meeting, Moulton called Brookley Center a “magnificent piece of property.”

“It will be a great investment,” he said.Although the resolution passed

Thursday, the USA Board of Trustees will have to approve the deal at its meeting this Friday.

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After coming off a 56-0 victory over Pikev-ille College, South Alabama was given a bye week.

The off-week gave the Jags time to prepare for the Nicholls State Colonels, a familiar op-ponent, Saturday afternoon at Ladd Peebles Stadium.

The Jaguars and Nicholls State are frequent opponents in several other NCAA sports.

“I think this is a great challenge for our players and our football organization,” South Alabama head coach Joey Jones said. “This is really an FBS program that has a lot of tradi-tion. They have as many scholarships as we do, and they have a good head coach. We’re excited about this.”

The Colonels are led by Coach Charlie Stubbs and are 0-2 on the season, falling to Western Michigan and San Diego State.

Stubbs, in his first year at Nicholls, will bring a multiple-pro offensive scheme to Mobile.

South Alabama’s offense will see a multiple 4-3 defensive scheme.

Coach Stubbs brings an impressive resume to NSU. He began his coaching career for Brigham-Young University, then became the offensive coordinator at Oregon State.

After successful stops at The University of Memphis, The University of Tennessee at Martin, University of Nevada Las Vegas, Uni-versity of Alabama, University of Tulsa, Uni-versity of Louisville and University of Central Missouri, Stubbs found a home at Nicholls as their head coach.

Jones has said that Nicholls may be the best coached team that the Jags will have ever played

“I have a lot of respect for coach Charlie Stubbs,” Jones said. “I learned a lot of my passing game from him when he was at Ala-bama. He does a great job of calling plays, and he understands how to attack defenses.”

The Jags will face off with Nicholls State this Saturday at 4 p.m. at Ladd Peebles Sta-dium. Gates open Saturday at 10 a.m.

Humble Houston Rolling On

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South Alabama Running Back Continues to Find Success in Mobile

There are two sides to every story. This is especially true when speaking of South Alabama freshman running back Kendall Houston. There is an obvious duality to him.

Houston has a timid and quiet voice off the field and you might just miss what he says if you don’t pay attention. But on the field, Houston is a different type. He’s brash and loud, not with his words but with his helmet and pads.

Houston describes himself in three words: respect, honesty and kindness. But he transforms the moment he straps on his helmet and laces up the cleats. He’s none of the three. Houston becomes big, strong and mean.

A well-read scholar could cite Jekyll and Hyde’s multiple personalities in regard to Houston. He’s just as likely to help you off the field, as he is to run you over while on the gridiron.

Houston started playing football at the age of four and has always been one of the best. The freshman is the type of player a fan wants on his team as he is really just a spectacular talent.

During one of Houston’s middle school contests, a defender attempted a tackle, completely ripping his undershirt out from under him. The shirt was lost but Houston scored a touchdown regardless. The truth is that Houston is just a beast.

And nothing changed when Houston got to high school. It was a blessing to have him on your team and a curse to be the opposi-tion. As a junior at Vigor High, Houston ran for over 1,200 yards and scored 15 touch-downs. As a senior, he ran for over 2,100 yards and scored 25 touchdowns while helping his team win the Alabama 5A State Championship. And in the biggest game of his career, Houston stepped up and ran for 180 yards, three touchdowns and won the

games’ MVP award. Houston went to a prep school after grad-

uating in order to buy time before choosing a college to apply his craft. Houston ended up at Arkansas State in the spring and after a short time, transferred back home to South Alabama.

Houston says that “it just feels great to play at home” and having his first college game in Mobile was beyond amazing.

In the Jags’ season opener versus Pikeville, Houston ran the ball six times for 36 yards and although he didn’t score, he’s glad that South Alabama scored the win.

In true running back fashion, Houston says that he admires Viking’s back Adrian Peterson and emulates his running style ev-

ery day. Houston believes that his first touch-down for South Alabama will be a tough run up the middle.

Houston wore No. 5 in high school but gave that privilege up with grace. Beginning in 2010, the Jags will honor former player Anthony Mostella, who died in a motor-cycle accident in June, by allowing current respected Jaguars to earn it.

South Alabama is still undefeated, and Houston believes the Jags won’t lose a game anytime soon. If that remains the case, you had better believe that Houston will be a major reason why. Houston is a great team-mate and it’s hard not to see why “respect, honesty and loyalty” sums up the South Ala-bama running back.

Jayson CurrySPORTS [email protected]

greenascot.comSouth Alabama freshman running back Ken Houston carries the ball during the Jaguars pre-season drills. Houston, a Mobile native, transferred from Arkansas State to play closer to home.

Nicholls State Next to Challenge South Alabama

Colin McGee / Photo EditorJaguars football head coach Joey Jones paces the sidelines at Ladd Peebles Stadium.

For most people rugby is a mixture of football and soccer. It is a fast moving game played almost the same way foot-ball is played.

Rugby was first played as one of the many different variations of soccer and was played in the 19th century at several English schools.

There were not many rules at the time, including an unlimited number of play-ers on both teams. It was a very violent period for the sport, and injuries were very common.

Between the years of 1859-1865 came the advent of running the ball.

William Webb Ellis invented the rule after breaking pre-existing rules and by running across the field with the ball.

Rugby evolved throughout the years, and in December 1870 the Rugby Foot-ball Union was founded and drew up the first set of rules to be approved in 1871.

In 1870 rugby became an interna-tionally played sport when the English and Scottish played in England with the Scottish winning in overtime.

The English would win the first re-match in 1872.

In 1884 when they were again playing, the English and Scottish had a disagree-ment about a goal that was scored by the Brits.

The International Rugby Football Board was founded by Ireland, Scotland and Wales after the game because of this incident.

At this time England had several more clubs than any other country and refused to join because they felt that they should play a bigger role on the board than they were given.

England would not join the Interna-tional Rugby Football Board until 1890.

In 1877 the number of players for a side was changed from 20 to 15.

One point was officially recognized for a “try” (when the ball was kicked over the cross bar and through the posts) and two for a conversion.

In 1893 the points changed. Three points were awarded for a try and two for a kick. The number of points again changed in 1971 to four and a final time in 1992 to five.

When rugby first began, the game was played with pig’s bladder. As the game became more organized, the ball changed as well, eventually using a ball that resembled an American football.

By the 1980s, a leather ball had been introduced.

Rugby was introduced to the sum-mer Olympics in 1900 when games were played in Paris.

The French won that year, and the rugby events had the largest crowd of all Olympic events.

In 1908, when it was again played in the Olympics, a Wallaby team won. The

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United States won in 1920 and again in the 1924.

Following the Americans’ win, it was dropped from the Games and has not re-turned since. In October 2009, the Inter-national Olympic Committee voted that it return in time for the 2016 Games.

There are several different sports events at South Alabama and students now have a club rugby team starting in the fall.

If you’re a fan of football or soccer, you might just enjoy a match of rugby. So come and play South Alabama rugby.


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2010 NFL Preview

Saints Unlikely To Repeat as NFL Champions

Pigs flew last season as the New Orleans Saints captivated the NFL universe and won Super Bowl XLIV. Once a miserable franchise believed to be jinxed and full of bad luck, the Saints have now arguably replaced the Dallas Cowboys as America’s Team.

Even quarterback Drew Brees’ one-year-old son Baylen has become a familiar face, appear-ing on Sports Illustrated and a Huggies diaper commercial.

The Saints return most of their champion-ship roster from last season and have one of the easiest paths to Super Bowl XLV. Brees has cemented his place as one of the NFL’s most accurate passers, and his core of receivers should once again light up the scoreboard in 2010. The Saints will not have history on their side as no team has repeated as champions since the 2005 New England Patriots.

If New Orleans falters, one will not have to look far to find their possible successors. The Atlanta Falcons should emerge as major con-tenders this season in both the division and the NFC. 25-year-old quarterback Matt Ryan will lead a young and talented team that’s just a few years removed from controversy and medioc-rity.

Super Bowl XLV will be played in Dallas, and it could mark the first time that the home team will be in attendance. Tony Romo and the Cowboys won their first playoff game in a decade last season and are looking for more postseason success in 2010. One of the most balanced teams in the league, the Cowboys

will be a factor in deciding who plays in their stadium next February.

However, the strength of the NFC may lie in the North as the Green Bay Packers have become a trendy pick during the off-season.

Aaron Rodgers commands a high-powered offense, and Charles Woodson powers a strong defensive squad. Meanwhile, Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings are still the defending conference champions and will be tough to re-move from the top.

When discussing the AFC, Indianapolis is once again the team to beat. Future hall-of-famer Peyton Manning is under center for the

Colts this season, and another 10-win season is not out of the question.

However, the competition within their own division should present more of a challenge in 2010. Last season, the Tennessee Titans reeled off eight straight wins with the help of 2,000-yard rusher Chris Johnson, and dual-threat quarterback Vince Young. The Houston Tex-ans should also be improved and have been a popular choice among league experts.

The New England Patriots’ hold over the AFC East was relinquished last season after a surprising playoff run by the New York Jets. Brash head coach Rex Ryan and team follows a formula of tough defense and rushing, which is a rarity in the modern pass-first NFL. The Jets also have a wealth of confidence from last year, and quarterback Mark Sanchez has one more season under his belt.

However, the biggest acquisition of the off-season arguably went to South Beach this sum-mer as wide receiver Brandon Marshall was traded to Miami. Marshall likely makes the Dolphins contenders in the division, but fans shouldn’t sleep on Brady and the Patriots.

The San Diego Chargers and the Baltimore Ravens are a few of the other teams to watch this season.

The Chargers cut ties with long-time run-ning back LaDainian Tomlinson and are look-ing to get over the hump. The Ravens have upgraded their offense, and the defense should once again be among the top in the league.

We say Green Bay meets the Baltimore Raven in Super Bowl XLV with the Packers winning the Vince Lombardi Trophy. Cheese heads will fly this season.

Saints quarterback Drew Brees with the Vince Lombardi Trophy after winning Super Bowl XLIV.

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Nicholls State Presents the toughest challenge South Alabama has faced to date. But I’m looking at momentum and the Jags have all of it heading into Sept. 18. “Still Unde-feated” still stands Saturday night at Ladd Peebles.

South Alabama 24, Nicholls State 17

Kenneth Mohren, South Alabama Alum

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Volleyball Plays Well But Falls 3-1 at Nicholls State

The University of South Alabama volleyball team played well early, taking the first set of the match, but couldn’t sustain the momentum as Nicholls State picked up the next three sets to capture a 3-1 victory Friday evening at the Nicholls Invitational.

The Jaguars received a couple of career-high performances from a pair of freshman – Torlandria Jones and Jessica Lewis.

Jones had 11 kills, while Lewis had 10 kills of her own. Jones and Lewis were each efficient in their attacks as the duo both recorded an attack percentage of .321.

With the loss, South Alabama falls to 2-6 on the season.

Basketball’s Lundy to Miss Five to Seven Months

University of South Alabama men’s basketball student-athlete Antione Lundy has undergone knee surgery and will be out five to seven months, head coach Ronnie Arrow announced last week.

Lundy, a 6-5 junior that signed with USA in April 2010, suffered an ACL tear during preseason workouts.

The Saginaw, Mich., native attended Neosho County Community College before signing with the Jaguars and was a National Junior College Athletic Asso-ciation All-American and was the 2010 Kansas Jayhawk Community College Conference East Player of the Year.

Basketball Loses Assistant Head Coach

South Alabama basketball assistant head coach Chuck Taylor resigned last week and took the head coaching job at Paris Junior College in Texas.

Taylor was an assistant at PJC from 2000-2002 and served under South Ala-bama head coach Ronnie Arrow for the past three seasons.

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Colin McGee / Photo EditorFreshman Mid-fielder Krystin Thacker goes for a header against a Georgia State defend-er during Sunday’s game at The Cage.

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September 13, 2010

Alex WhalenOpinion Editor

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In the name of “student communication,” USA Director of Public Relations Keith Ayers and his staff allow just about any campus mass e-mail to fl y through unfi ltered

to your Jaguar1 account.Yes, that means all the e-mails advertising bake sales

and moonlit canoe rides you do not plan to attend land in your inbox because Ayers’ staff want to keep an open line of communication between the employees and stu-dents at USA.

Ayers also said it is too challenging to collate the daily deluge of information into a weekly, biweekly or month-ly list grouping various campus events together – which would be a one-stop shop for students and employees.

“We’ve looked at a single-daily e-mails system, but the challenge has always been organization,” he told The Vanguard. “Most mass e-mails are of a random and breaking nature” so it’s hard to categorize them into a couple of e-mails, he said.

Last we checked, the only real “breaking” e-mails stu-dents and employees receive are about things like occa-sional power outages on campus.

Ironically enough, staff send those ahead of the out-age because they are usually planned for construction or renovation purposes.

The excuse that organizing e-mails is too challenging of an endeavor does not persuade us that an overhaul on the way USA’s mass e-mail system operates is not im-mediately needed, especially if administration, faculty and students want others to actually read what they are communicating.

When students and employees have to wade through pages of daily e-mails to make sure they are not missing

what is important for academic success – like a profes-sor’s e-mail to their class stating that a test has been re-scheduled – they probably began to lose enthusiasm for Jaguar1 after clicking the “Delete” option 30 times.

While students have no excuse for laziness in check-ing their University e-mail accounts for messages like these, Ayers and his staff should be more considerate of the strenuous amounts of time students and employees must spend going through e-mails if they are to read the important ones.

Along with Ayers’ statements, last week we also pub-lished information regarding research Student Gov-ernment Association President Kimberly Proctor and Student Center Director Robin Jones did about mass e-mails on other collegiate campuses in the U.S.

They found that most other campuses closely monitor the e-mails passing through their systems.

“Pretty much all [of our peer institutions] have re-strictions of what can go out,” Jones said.

At the University of North Carolina in Charlotte, for example, e-mails are approved by the “appropriate administrative authority,” whether it is a department chairperson or dean.

If USA implemented a similar policy, not only would more of the e-mails fl oating around be read because they would be more closely monitored, but fewer e-mails titled “Correction” would bombard inboxes because faculty or staff would catch most mistakes in drafts.

We suggest that more on-campus entities send e-mails advertising an e-mailing list where recipients can sign up to receive more updates. The students and employ-

OUR VIEWMass E-mail System Needs Serious Help

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South already had these sports before football, and so there are already fans there. I don’t see these sports as com-peting - it’s just that some people like volleyball or basketball, but not other sports.

The football program is doing really well, and it makes sense to advertise when things are going well. It could compete with other sports for fans, though, during football season.

By advertising and enhancing the football program, then maybe there will be more fund-ing to spread around to other sports. And if you can get people drawn in to one sport, they may get involved in others.

They really have been advertising football hard. I’ve been to a lot of games and I’ve noticed an increase [in atten-dance] at football games, but other sports are kind of stagnant.

As its second season gets rolling, USA’s football program is advertising hard for its undefeated team. But is this focus a� ecting fan support for USA’s other sports programs?

Want a soapbox? Well, here you go!

Just e-mail your campus thoughts, complaints, or ideas to

[email protected] and be heard!

We've all seen popu-lar television shows that glamorize college radio and the independence it typically garners.

Local music and seg-ments where listeners can call in and gripe about daily life and ask for advice are pretty typical of a college radio station.

JagRadio has an opportunity to reach

a wide variety of listeners and become a well-recognized part of the culture of South Alabama.

There are going to be some hurdles, though, if it is going to last.

Jag-TV is not well known - many of the new freshmen I've talked to aren't even aware of it. Jag-TV will make a comeback if they get a broadcast schedule out in The Vanguard each week.

JagRadio could do the same. Advertising around campus and publishing segment schedules will foster attention, and people will be more likely to tune in.

With the freedom that internet radio has and JagRadio not being regulated by the FCC, it's up to the leaders of JagRadio to keep things relatively classy and respect-

able. If they lace commentary with profanity

or make the mistake of being politically one-sided, their retention of listeners will suffer.

Founder Jason Cooper says they can play pre-recorded music, which can give local bands the opportunity to be discovered and advertise their concerts and events.

Other than just bands, student organiza-tions can use JagRadio as an advertising tool for fundraisers and speakers. However, I would caution JagRadio to not over-whelm listeners with advertisements, or people will drop JagRadio like Jag e-mail.

Another thing to think about is safety. JagRadio can potentially be used to warn students about weather and traffi c condi-tions. By forming an alliance with the Meteorology Department and the campus police, JagRadio can make themselves a crucial part of a student's morning.

Radio dramas like the founders men-tioned are going to be either a complete success or a complete failure. It will be im-perative that they listen to student feedback about anything with long chunks of audio.

It's one thing to be sitting in your dorm listening to different music and light com-mentary but quite another to willingly tune into a segment where you have to pay attention to keep up.

A school radio station can also promote a more unifi ed campus. All too often we hear professors, administrators, and club leaders talk about student apathy. JagRa-dio could create a stronger bond between students.

But the communication between media and students must go both ways. If students or faculty disapprove of things in these media outlets, they must let their voices be heard. How can anything ever change if no one says anything?

The Vanguard has a place for comments on articles on its website usavanguard.com, you can comment on Jag-TV’s website at southalabama.edu/jagtv, and JagRadio has an e-mail set up with [email protected].

You can send your music MP3 (at around 196 kb/s) to that e-mail and found-ers are going to set up CD drop off in the future.

It’s important to remember that JagRa-dio is in its infancy. The only way for this idea to grow is through listener and campus support.

It can only be successful if the orga-nization devotes their time to it and sets personal bias aside. The station should be about what the listeners want, and if they get what they want, they will come back.

Good luck, JagRadio.

CassieFambro

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POINTCOUNTERPOINTA Withdrawal Of Troops, Whatever That Means

Editor’s Introduction: One of President Barack Obama’s campaign promises was a troop reduction in Iraq, which he ordered by August’s end. Careful not to claim victory in Iraq, the key phrase Obama used was, “By August 31, 2010, our combat mission in Iraq will end.” But war in the 21st century has a new face. We’ve come a long way from the fire-bombing of Dresden to a point where what it means to be

victorious is unclear. For that matter, the word “combat” has a new connotation that could involve anyone from uniformed soldiers to some kid with a rocket propelled grenade. With all these issues, a simple debate cannot be had here. Instead, we question what is behind the rhetoric, with two analyses of what’s really going on in Iraq.

In Name Only Facing RealityThe media and Obama admin-

istration hailed Aug. 19, 2010, as the end of the Iraq War, despite the fact that about 50,000 troops remain in the country.

President Barack Obama had been planning this since at least February of last year, when he announced: “By August 31, 2010, our combat mission in Iraq will end.”

This sounds like a president fulfilling an anti-war campaign promise, doesn’t it? We all want troops out of Iraq, the war to be over and American troops to stop dying in the coun-try, but that’s not what this is.

This is not the end of an occupation -- it’s a transformation of one.

If the combat is over, then what are 50,000 troops still doing there?

At the height of the war, the U.S. had 144,000 troops deployed in Iraq, so 50,000 doesn’t represent that much of a scale down.

According to CNN, “the remaining troops would take on advisory roles in training and equipping Iraqi forces, sup-porting civilian operations in Iraq and con-ducting targeted counterterrorism missions, which would include some combat.”

Essentially, then, they’ll be “advising” Iraqi forces and essentially doing combat. It’s basically rebranding the same troops as something besides “combat troops.”

They’re now “counterinsurgency” troops, not “combat.” Why were they called anything other than “counterin-surgency” troops in the first place, as they have been essentially fighting an insurgency since 2003?

It’s a public relations move, and the U.S. media fell for it.

TV crews and reporters were there to watch the 42 Stryker Brigade leave Iraq on the 19th, and they enthusiastically toed the line in saying this was the end of combat operations in Iraq. We all love a heart-rending story, but we also deserve the truth.

Not only are 50,000 troops remaining in Iraq, but other soldiers are coming in to replace those

who left.Further, 3,500 mercenaries

are scheduled to be deployed to Iraq to replace those regu-lar troops that just left.

Moreover, regular U.S. troops are still being sent to Iraq, like the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment, which was deployed a week after the supposed end of combat operations.

The U.S. military made no secret that they don’t believe this is a true withdrawal -- Lt. Gen. Babakir Zebari recently said that Iraqi forces won’t be able to cope without U.S. help until 2020.

It would take a ridiculous amount of hairsplitting to suggest that the Iraq War is truly over. 50,000 rebranded combat troops remain in country, and U.S. soldiers and mercenaries are still flowing into the country. It may very well be a step in the right direction, but the war is certainly not over.

Within the last couple of weeks there has been much ado concern-ing our combat troops leaving Iraq. President Barack Obama has claimed success in meeting his deadline of Aug. 31. There are however several difficulties surfac-ing that place these claims and milestones in question.

Kenneth Pollack, in his Aug. 22 opinion piece in the Washing-ton Post points out that currently

there are still 50,000 American military personnel in Iraq. They are also still regularly going into “harm’s way.”

There are American pilots still flying combat missions, and our Special Forces are engaging in anti-terrorist conflicts.

Another interesting point is the discrepancy between the official Iraqi Health Ministry death toll for July and those of the U.S. Military. Accord-ing to the Guardian, those respective numbers are 535 (Iraqi) and 222 (U.S.).

The numbers from the Iraqi document when com-

bined with their published numbers from August (500) mark these last few months as some of the bloodiest since 2008.

Put all of this in the context of midterm elections and the intensity of the political climate, and Obama’s claims seem to hold a very thin resemblance to the actual state of affairs. The United States is still very much invested in a combat situation, albeit

with fewer numbers and a differ-ent name.

Sitting at a Rasmussen Poll ap-proval rate of 42 percent, one can understand how Obama would seek to find and point out positive progress for himself and his party.

Unfortunately for him, con-nections are being made between these claims by Obama and the infamous “Mission Accom-plished” statements by President Bush.

For Bush, the “Mission Ac-complished” signs and celebrations had a severe political rebound. While being care-ful to avoid such extreme rhetoric, Obama could nonetheless face a similar backlash.

What is happening here is a promise being kept on the surface; a promise that is kept in name only and is little more than a political move.

Façade is not the answer, rather ac-knowledgement of reality is needed. Only by acknowledging the facts on the ground can we come up with answers.

By this I do not mean an answer that involves committees developing and man-dating new regulations or plans. Instead, we need our leaders and our people doing what is needed to get the job done.

If however, we are presented half truths, or façades that do not relate to reality, then all efforts to fix the problem will be misguided and fraught with distrust and confusion.

Semantics are not an answer and will not help with our situation in Iraq. We need our leadership to be honest with us so that we can all face reality and get the job done.

Clearing the AirBy Alex Whalen

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You can tell it’s com-ing – some filthy, shuffly vagrant happens to catch your eye and starts heading your way. You’re

already coming up with excuses for why you can’t give this guy a cigarette or some change.

When people talk about the homeless problem, they talk about the lack of afford-able housing or assistance programs. I’m talking about a different kind of homeless problem – the homeless themselves.

I see the homeless topic as two distinct

areas: the causes of homelessness and their respective solutions, and the actual street level effects of homelessness and their pos-sible solutions.

There are already a plethora of groups out there addressing the former topic, but my focus is on the latter.

Those who spend their days sleeping on the streets and walking around in a haze are more than just a minor inconvenience. I mean, it’s a nuisance when someone with a job and money asks to bum a cigarette, but what we’re talking about here is far more severe.

For those who have simply resigned themselves to living on the streets, they have to find the things we pay for (e.g., food and entertainment) in their environment – and this is where things can get dangerous.

It seems to be that it would be quite easy to go from a fairly harmless routine of dig-ging through trashcans to stealing, vandal-izing and robbing innocent people. After all, if you get caught, you get to go to jail where there’s a bed, a roof over your head and

three meals a day.And this is where my animosity stems

from: those who have just given up on trying to better themselves have effectively taken themselves out of our society.

For a society like ours to function, its wheels need to be moving and all the parts should be in working order. Yet the vagrants who wander the streets of Mobile and the rest of the world take whatever they can without having anything to offer.

When you add cheap drugs to the mix, those that are desperate for a fix will com-mit some pretty heinous crimes just to score. This also means that these people aren’t eligible for many homeless programs, simply because they can’t stay clean long enough.

Not only have many of the people taken themselves out of our society in an eco-nomic and legal sense, they also have little concern for social customs and courtesies.

Take, for example, a guy who approached me last week. He had on dark glasses and a cane as if he were blind, but it just didn’t seem right to me. I thought maybe he was

faking, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt and actually helped the guy out.

A few hours later, I saw the same guy with his cane folded up, glasses off, and tex-ting on his phone. I actually said something to him, but I can’t repeat even a snippet of that conversation here. Maybe I was just mad because his phone was nicer than mine.

But it’s not a stretch to go from a blind-man con to burglary or robbery when you live in a society with no real consequences. Jail time is a joke, and many who com-mit petty crimes are just sent back into the streets due to an already overcrowded jail system.

The victims here are the members of our society, the people being harassed, threat-ened, or even attacked. And these people are being preyed upon by those of a differ-ent society who answer to a different set of maxims and consequences.

I know it seems cruel, but unless you can act like a person, I’m simply not going to acknowledge you as such.

Rogue Society

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MatthewPeterson

itn.co.ukPresident Barack Obama an-nouncing the end of combat op-erations in Iraq.

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Even USA’s mass e-mail policy states that the system should be “used sparingly to avoid unnecessary traffic on the e-mail system.”

It is time that Ayers and his staff hold to that policy.

Ayers said his staff takes a “liberal policy because there’s such a diver-sity of student interests and projects. If it’s a legitimate student project or function, then we forward it.”

Whether their cause is legitimate or not, on-campus organizations and administration should be mindful of the amounts of e-mails they are send-ing out every day; eventually students will add the senders to their junk mail filter lists to stave off the influx of messages.

When that happens, the whole point of a University e-mail system is spoiled.

According to Ayers, one man’s spam is another man’s treasure. In our eyes, it is just another man’s spam.

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